Dragon's Lair - Game Grumps

can you focus this is it just a head with feet go up what is that hey I'm gruff I'm not Zhu Goff and we're the game grumps oh dragon's lair they're going to lay dan dan pulled this off the shelf and he was like let's play Dragon Slayer and I was like I don't know what Dragon Slayer is you know dragon's lair it's a classic yeah dragon's lair wow wow I get the feeling we are not ever going to reach this boss this is not this is not your mama's in your Papa's drag oh no this is meaning the good one this is the not good ones is the shitty port yeah also so if we if we took play two players uh-huh we could take turns right you want to do that um just want to let me do it early yeah you you play this one up alright I'll watch from afar spectate oh that's cool-looking watch out because okay this game likes throwing [ __ ] in your face yeah right you kind of look like a big middle finger - this is hilarious alright so now it's time to play dragon slayer oh my god this is so not anywhere near as good as the actual dragon ho-oh did you think it was gonna be good I thought it was gonna be the real one with the cartoon and the fun stuff some of the things but that's not that doesn't exist yeah it most certainly does it doesn't I don't even know what you're talking existed first sure sure oh gosh happy you're telling me in our Kaede game was basically a movie but it really was - we cool that's not real when first of all look at your extra guys they're just like yeah I guess I'm alive like I just slide in the [ __ ] yeah I'm your [ __ ] sword you'd it's like a golf swing whoa Jesus crazy James is slightly more intimately did I eat pizza before going to bed and I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on yeah Pizza nightmare oh god yeah yeah I get ice cream nightmares if I eat that too late pthen night what about both Oh No wow that's really harsh death scene well yeah I mean it's got to live up to the dragon lair flare you know yeah I was gonna say oh yeah I get I get nightmares when I eat too late and like when I sleep on my back like for what I really and that weird I gotta sleep on my side or else I have like like weird like I'm lying there and I'm helpless dreams and something's attacking me and I can't do [ __ ] sleep paralysis is how it is yeah it sucks whatever it is yeah it's really shitty yeah and then you just then then Barry has to come in and hold me for a while that's nice yeah don't you call me over I'll do it well yeah I mean like you're lying in bed with Susie and you get a text at like 3:00 in the morning it's like ah [ __ ] babe I gotta go dan henskee can he come over and sleep between us yeah and like I show up like in Dakota you don't even text you just show up here like in footie pajamas like a blanket and a teddy bear Ruthie Alan Shepard dream cure sweetie you guys sigh yep between I'm scared um I feel take her up stay walking black night over here aren't what is anything right now dude if I know if I knew I would tell you yeah yeah dad okay well there was the eggs if so close oh my god are you [ __ ] serious murder we have to Jesus this game is relentless Christ dude he's like a stretched-out battle kid kind of looks like a dragon giving you the finger doesn't it oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] you I got a big finger with seven fingers on it yeah that's a [ __ ] bad-ass piggeries but it's still an odd number so there's still a middle one and that's the one that's extend yeah that's true right if you were missing a finger you wouldn't be able to give somebody the finger yeah you'd have to give him the Dane Cook super finger oh [ __ ] that Delta thing did which is that stupid thing well Dane Cook gets a really bad rap he does he does I agree I agree with you completely he's he's much funnier than people give him credit I think Dane Cook is a swell magician and I would let him cater my party well the big was he just kind of seemed like a jerk uh so and he stole that louis c.k joke so people decided i hate this guy yeah that one joke yeah but whatever man like he worked really hard F whatever I don't like Dane Cook enough that I'll defend it I just I think he gets it God God in heaven save me from this game what has happened amongst the people to cause such disarray to create such a monstrosity what pained the Creator endure during childhood to want to bring it to the houses of young children you have turned into Stamper what what pain Mustang Andrew ha that is Stanford style so you know I love it oh okay I wish she was here all the time playing game grumps with me oh and me Oh huh oh oh go on Oh what what when the game isn't fun you got to make your own fun you know what I'm saying yeah oh god I'm so sorry the floor is made of grease really is very sliding okay okay I gotta make it past this level I gotta beat the Black Knight I always forget that snake is there yep literally every time no it's good it's good it helps it's always good when you take damage on the first appearance of an enemy yeah no it's fine yeah it's it's it's it's my tactics honestly it's my strategy thank when I play Mario Brothers I just like to sprint into the first Goomba fuzz goal don't just let's see what happens there's a life oh it's dead well it's dead to me okay well woah alright dude after pole dancing this weekend I'm very sensitive to like sliding down things cold like adventures yeah I don't know what that was by gaudí markiplier and a pole dancer named Sienna Spaulding had us as guests on their videos and we pull danced and it's a incredibly difficult and painful it was nice I liked it I liked it too I thought it was great yeah okay what the [ __ ] is I mean could you really not just put in the whole body like do we have to [ __ ] him it's just like that Mystery Science Theater 3000 of the brain that wouldn't die or the head that wouldn't die I can't remember oh god but it's just like a woman on a tray and she's crazy oh [ __ ] I think I remember that oh it's a class is that it is it just it is that just it's it are you [ __ ] with me dude keep it one more shot go to options they don't even give you a password for the second level fact you oh that's true I could probably give myself more lifes if I go to option right all right I'm gonna make now we're gonna try to beat this game okay don't run into that first guy yeah I'm learning mom we're already off to a good start oh barrel oh okay I'm gonna get the hiccups real quick real also this dragon doesn't have a body look look okay come here sweetie sit with this game and heads just floating delicious heads I don't know maybe the guy maybe this was like at like I'd like a thing that he gave his girlfriend is like a subliminal thing he's like so much head and this is a fantasy world yeah Oh much oh I love me some [ __ ] Aaron you're not gonna lie I'm gonna go out on a limb take a really crazy stance yeah I like blow job damn oh I know we know we got a sense of that dude listen edit that out okay could you imagine [ __ ] kids that's [ __ ] up dude could you imagine if we couldn't curse or say like rhonchi [ __ ] on this show that would be insane it would just be able to leave the out walk off the show welcome to game gross whip we just we just kept doing it like you the whole time Aaron even though if we didn't put it in your nice nice one deep in your and every episode is that like every single episode yeah yeah and they're just looking long stretches of silence and like so the people think like maybe we like are not there anymore and then we're like and another thing if I can just shove it in these platforms I can jump on or are they dangerous there's gotta be something yeah all right there you go oh that did nothing that literally crazy Channel oh yes I got a random face he's red oh oh well in the wood yeah get your hook out of here god damn it with the green you within large gun balls what the hell dude everything in this game was out to get me ah and the Dragons don't have bodies they're just floating heads did I say that already or did I just think I don't I don't I I've lost all [ __ ] sense of what's happening in this business think I does it die I die yeah that's what happened when it hits me actly what happened how come nothing dies when I hit it uh-huh with myself my body uh-huh um uh yeah Dragon's Lair all right chill out for a sec just give me a moment to get my [ __ ] [ __ ] together stop throwing [ __ ] dragon heads spitting [ __ ] green shoots out of his nose really is [ __ ] flying at you from every conceivable angle and there's no like it's just like I fly at you like that - yeah and like it seems like they start off-screen so by the time they're on screen and you can see them copy they've picked up a shit-ton a speed it's very weird God and why is this life why is like [ __ ] like Goblet without a bottom I believe that's an upside-down helmet of yours isn't it isn't it like a skullcap I don't dude item I don't know I don't know listen it all makes sense now get up there and avoid these giant gum balls right now yeah I'd like that [ __ ] job right here's the convert your G pills your but you're goofy pills there you go what's cuz I know what's coming now exactly love is just like the first dragon flare where you just had to memorize the patterns does this thing die honestly ask that answer me this try swinging with your sword this is a question that I need an answer to does this thing die does it die Yes No maybe so I don't know try writing it did it kill you the first time try writing it yes it [ __ ] hurt me oh yeah so am i hurting it with this or did I only just have to hit it with my sword once there you go I miss how the questions still stand it's okay I like that you've got a little steel backpack exit was I able to get hit then there you go you're almost back in the room you've started and then go up slowly we're getting our way back to the drawbridge over and over and over whoa am I in the intestines is that what's happening here yeah I believe so yeah I don't know if I can like I don't know the lair of the Dragon is actually its esophagus you're just working your way back up oh wait oh if I can't but I it doesn't matter I can't yeah swing in the air dude I can't swing my sword in the air none of this matters I'm oh I have to stand on top of it that's what it is this is a puzzle it's a trick bang aah huzzle is a trick yeah another puzzle is what the [ __ ] do those things actually do because you got nine of them and you are pumping in a bumping buddy's nose at huh oh oh that looks like you like right before you're about to like drop a [ __ ] oh is this is this a sweet hmm what the [ __ ] is this thing what the [ __ ] is this thing what the [ __ ] I did I can't I can't do it what can't you this is every the visuals my brain is not ill here's the exit I'm done use it you made it this is great you're doing great though oh my god let's do I seen this shitty game before it's literally the same oh that is great it's the same level Wow it's just it's just the same level Wow it's like intentionally [ __ ] with you I've already played this level it's the same [ __ ] level yep I can go back down here and play this level again if I want to or I can go down here by this level again which same level would you like this game it makes me feel great wait before you click off this doesn't the shadow on the wall just look like it's like ah it was your decision to buy this you know what I mean oh [ __ ] it whatever you gonna do [ __ ] Dragon's Lair yeah oh wow you're just done huh yeah what oh yeah you talk you want me to play a level again you why don't you why don't you give it a shot alright see how great and fun it is okay just just how much energy and and in in good good vibes this game gives you here we go oh man so good and let's do it yeah you're doing great is doing great oh yeah jumping like a happy man it's dude this game is [ __ ] easy oh yes oops next time on gig ribs there's a 10 pound plan this sucks oh and make it good make you go down yay yeah it's like we're making a movie but instead we're playing shave you games make up agile different

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 974,632

Rating: 4.9444408 out of 5

Keywords: lets, play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game, grumps, gamegrumps, funny, snes, dragon's lair, dragon, arcade, 2d, sidescroller

Id: 057te7rAGR8

Length: 14min 59sec (899 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 23 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/dooditzmike]

Danny: "I though this was going to be the real one with the cartoon and the fun stuff and the things!"

I ACTUALLY SENT YOU THAT GAME DANNY! WHY DIDNT YOU PLAY THE SEGA CD VERSION.

[u/ahaltingmachine]

It's a Dragon's Lair. It's for the Sssssssssssuper Nintendo.

[u/Enleat]

Oh God, that story of Danny and his nightmares was absolutely hilarious. The mere image of Danny in footie pijamas and a teddy bear, crawling in between Arin and Suzy is hilarious.

[u/TheNobullman]

That fuckin' sassy arm-fold and "what-the-fuck-do-you-think-you're-doing" glare the knight gives you right before he disintegrates into bones is the funniest shit I've seen in ages.

[u/cokevanillazero]

It was actually three jokes Dane Cook was accused of stealing.

One about an itchy asshole, one about weird kid's names, and one about being tongue tied in a moment of panic.

[u/CruelApe]

We all knew about Dan's dreams waay before this episode

[u/[deleted]]

I've missed you, Barry.

[u/NotGloomp]

I'm a Scawed lil' baby

[u/thetruesamwise]

I would pay real money to have Stamper on GameGrumps