Q*bert 3 - Game Grumps VS

hey qubit babies [ __ ] cuber cuber trace not just Qbert not just Qbert - yeah the cuber 3 that's [ __ ] more than 2 the best last time I checked of all the Cubans I've never played this one it looks very relaxing as far as patterns go oh yeah definitely not an assault on your your eyes at all it looks like a quilt made by an insane person like something you find them like it like a serial killer Museum like he just he just really liked Qbert I've heard all the pattern alright two players start okay I'm going first yes you are look everybody knows Cuba right uh no Qbert was like a second tier famous videogame character from the 80s like not quite pac-man level but definitely way up there you know he he hops he hops he's a little orange dude he's got a big schnoz he's got a big smile big ol schnoz that all right flops up and down question any curses when he gets hit why does he have a big [ __ ] why does he have a big hole on his no big old honker cuz everyone has holes in their nose but he doesn't he has one hole in his nose [ __ ] alright now this is may how you actually feel I feel like when that when they made this game they were like we want to make the player feel immersed in play when they say [ __ ] he says [ __ ] yeah who even knows what the reasoning for that was um I do remember playing this with my dad in like old school arcades and then you trick these dudes in the [ __ ] boo whoa oh the screen from God when they die yes you should learn to play noob why don't you [ __ ] eat all of my taint cuz like this is really confusing and weird you're confusing and weird in the arcade you've got like a joystick that you can send in these directions but on the Super Nintendo you sort of have to tilt your [ __ ] control or 45 degrees to the left yeah well that sounds like your problem cuz I'm totally used to it it 100% intuitive to me pretty sure you also died on that first level only like 60% I'm not gonna lie it's cool well Wow no no I die [ __ ] it all yes not as intuitive as I once thought it was dang exactly what you just chastised me for all right question dank [ __ ] question know what this is so hard what is Qbert accomplishing he is uh boom great job what the [ __ ] is he accomplishing I don't know what Wow why does he want to turn these panels green don't is he some kind of green supremacists yes that is correct and he just wants to make the presents for the children Wow I have not imagined or thought of a [ __ ] background like this since college when I made a questionable decisions well I'm about to win this stage with my [ __ ] okay boy snack Oh Mike - I like to imagine that he's swearing in another language so that it's not as offensive for children well that's nice okay he doesn't say like sort of a [ __ ] cut loser Wow loser Aaron yeah I took it far eat it coyly so he just said he says like a local dink it's just like uh-huh yeah I mean I had a um I had a Qbert book when I was a little kid that it was a translation book yes all things translate - exclamation point hashtag [ __ ] swirly swirly yeah some of those things aren't even letters yeah they were like typing [ __ ] in and they were like what is this we just discover a new key GUP yes Adam dude see you [ __ ] you got the advanced stretch but you got to get a hang on the controls yes which is very awkward and strange you're strange watch out for the probable doozy snake I got it I got this [ __ ] or else go to sleep oh my god dude yeah I know wow you are you are ranking up the points I I was a very good Qbert player really my youth I do not believe you were a second myut yeah dude I know the names of the characters okay what's the name of the snake coyly all right what's the name of the Google logo this guy know the Google logo the one that's like swirling brings you to the top guess the name of that good that's just a disk that little pig guy is ugh the google chrome logo and and the other guy's wrong way wrong way I love that name wait wait wait wait wait the the guy who's like climbing up the sides yeah little Goblin II dude what should we call the guy who goes the wrong way get back to forgive actor [ __ ] you know what would make it really hard what's that yeah oh god it's so arbitrary yep like the controls change on you it'll make it really hard if when you bounced on ones that you already bounced on they change that is what happens what really yeah in later levels have you really never played Qbert I mean not Nazi not competitively dude competitively I used to play with my dad at the arcades and like that was my first exposure along with football games to him like we were trying to shield his cursing might be like ah shucks that's a classic avec wu murca god doesn't like it when kids who get that get that that green thing will stop time boy yep oh that's awesome yep oh well it's gone forever it's like I am never gonna get it and apparently that PI's up bad the pipe is bad I don't know why would the pipe be bad the pipe is a Qbert three thing I never experienced that is look at [ __ ] some Mario it's a good thing in so many games it's a good thing that's like saying coins are bad like the pipe man 5000 yeah but coins are bed and default Dan full fan really [ __ ] with me what that whole game is about zones know what I mean I know right the whole game is a sake oh dude and I can do all the things so okay so let's see it a cube root three upgrades from Qbert one um nothing literally nothing everything you remember is from that game that's crazy in this one like they're gonna they're suddenly gonna give him like an ak-47 be like cubed three for the new eh it is almost arbitrary what these controls mean no it's it's it's just tilted yeah but like there's no um you're constantly trying to hit in between the two directional levels so sometimes down will take you down left and sometimes down will take you down right oh no not always depending on which way your face are you just gonna get a handle on the controls brah yeah right whoa I made it to level two okay now you have to hit everything twice are you [ __ ] serious with it have fun with that as hard as it is oh no I'm gonna get to school for sure no you want why am I making cavities on these teeth oh no oh [ __ ] I fell off the edge into a pit of gingivitis I'm a foolish Cubert player I would never make it in the arcades in the 80s oh there's a rough-and-tumble time strange men and sort of pretty women would come up to me and be like nah I don't recall sort of pretty women there oh no I do all I remember from arcades cuz I was super young yeah it is like playing games super loving it and also occasionally like grabbing the leg of someone I thought was my dad and just turned out to be some dude and that [ __ ] is incredibly upsetting when you're a kid yeah and then he was like go on [ __ ] they won't follow you off to the up they will follow you off to the down though oh that wasn't good dude dude the perspective and this is crazy why haven't they made an HD Qbert with 3d graphics htq yeah 80 cubic HD QB that's what they call it and the know let's make up a little Qbert backstory okay okay once upon a time yep Qbert yeah now go on uh was like all orange and [ __ ] and he looked at the snake and was like hey man why don't you get cut me some slack I'm over here jumping on squares and what do you do the same [ __ ] every day and then he [ __ ] sucked the snake up into his big disgusting Qbert nose and tucked it away in the vast abyss of his stomach because he has a black hole in his stomach that can fit any amount of things period great story yeah that was really good yeah God top form here in top form today Hubert it has he always been orange question yes he always been horn definitely really that is that is classic Kubrick fair you better turn these briefcases blue my friend I'm trying my best but it's hard you know it's the plight of America you've never done acid or mushrooms right okay you neither in that case luck [ __ ] coyly I know his name now because of you I think or you know not good ah I just read everything else is just bustling yes I thought you died then it's just like ah no sanity over oh hey I score I'm gonna name my sensei I'll be as good as shippi I'm gonna be a name myself we stick you Express start to continue to him a firm Bower you better make it past the suitcase leg absolutely I'm very upset this is hard as [ __ ] for me okay you gotta think about it in your head you got you the math the math you gotta think about it did they make a cube root 3 controller for the Super Nintendo hey that's not where the disco it was but God didn't you want wow you are a complete failure yeah Bert Wow I'm glad we had this little game to bring us closer together Cooper three adventure keep god this [ __ ] I think you made the high score though check it out [ __ ] does not translate oh just in there whoops you didn't even beat Joe dude yeah I did I beat him by in the contest of losing yeah way better loser than he is yeah dag and then what can you think it is oh that's cool dan dan is CERN kits dan it's CERN is dan is experimenting on quantum particle physics dan you know Danny's God nice work Shh next time on game Brown god this game is too [ __ ] hard wait are we starting from level 2 again oh hey actually I'm game for all right do it keeping going on [ __ ] I wanna see we can get past the suitcase a bit more a little bit more going Boing Boing Boing Boing pork well then looks like you're on level 2 Dan let's see it happen okay the [ __ ] hit down hit down I know it's very this is very very strange it difficult to deal with does the q bert RKA machine is it cocked no the Q Bert arcade machine is super easy cuz it's just a joystick what the [ __ ] got me I don't know I think the tubers shooting do it you tube can [ __ ] shoes go somewhere I'll stick my nose right in that tube it's perfectly suited to distributed suits suited for schnozz nozzle Raza okay back on the Google Chrome back on the Google Chrome sponsored by Google Chrome well [ __ ] I fell off the side okay man I cannot it is it is tough to get a handle on the controls I will say that yeah I will admit that cuz they're horrible I can admit my weaknesses in a time of weakness because I feel like that's that's human that's human to do right um I am the best Cuba player right obviously but that's your burden to bear yeah honestly that's a that's a weakness and no [ __ ] this game dude this is so hard because if if you're too good Cubert mm-hmm no that's that's a flaw right yeah that's a character flaw it means you you should have been spending more time with your dad at the arcade instead you were like whatever dad I don't care about you and just playing Qbert I'm a cat's in cradle with silver spoon I don't know what song that is good I don't care it's a song about a son a dad who has no time for his son and the son grows up like they don't have a relationship my dad's all old and dying in the sounds like whatever that's an [ __ ] skip oh I was so close to it I was doing really well you saw that I did I saw I don't even have to prove it to you it was right there in front of you every time like I get to a certain point I have to be like wait what does what yeah you have to completely reassess nice nice nice job murdering the coyly good job now you'll go to jail how do you like that Oh what goes laughs consequences for your actions left okay okay step now I have to just sit here like a bag of douche you're not gonna kill it though they don't go off the edge of there oh yeah they do he's oh what yeah thank you no not slick okay that's he he turns everything back to the way it was that's [ __ ] dogs do multum it dick his name is slick yes lick the dick he's got like two tiny little there's two there's Sam and slick Sam is along with just eyes and Slick has [ __ ] sunglasses damn it wait what what is sitting to Sam do the same thing as yeah yeah they're both dicks oh my god there's a family a prick steer the tool brothers the tool yeah that's hey we did it no I didn't know hey completely fail I couldn't control it you saw that it showed up like right when I was jumping you'll never beat Dan is cut at this rate Oh Danis Cod is gonna beat my high school I almost vomited really yeah why what happened because it was it was there was too much cuber to my life oh yeah that's probably not it I need to take like Cubert antibiotics or Qbert suppressants cured its doctor I need a Qbert suppressant immediately that's they hang out at arcades in the 80s that was it's not a rumor it's a fact get the doctors yeah they hung out at arcades and they and they passed out Qbert suppressants which would do what suppress the Qbert goddamnit so if you had too much Qbert I literally just pressed left twice and it did two different things yeah yeah I believe you I think you're lying there giving excuses I think you're a [ __ ] think you're so dang good so coyly can only go oh boy I can go up and down that the balls can only go down correct damn dude correlation oil is a living creature that can make his own decisions great job but the balls are just gravity balls are just yeah they're just moles oh my god that's so genius is it this game is so smart I love it mm-hmm not doing do I love hair ball meanwhile if you cross your eyes while looking at the background just right you it makes a dolphin Hey whoa the scooter that was close that was too close for comfort dude oh so unnerving when they come at you because you realize you don't know where the controls will take you see you're just like oh no no no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I did the same exact thing you just said it's a grant to pray I got a [ __ ] come over guys a pro hockey I didn't even be Danis Cod I bro do you know how long I've been a cod for Danny Scott is uh a rock star you've got to beat this level for all of us dude for all of humanity you have to be the slope yeah oh god damage so close to the one foot as this I want to see yeah that's hot okay nice okay what what fresh hell awaits me what if there's a boss where there's a [ __ ] there's you know cuter bosses I promise here just as a big Oh dice this actually makes it really easy what the [ __ ] frog was not sure that the frog was bad Oh keep going keep going so clams you going keep going keep going keep going we need green dice we need a bunch of green threes we three's up in this beer watch oh I say they're changing they're changing color but they're also changing face so hey that was [ __ ] skirting death bro I know that's where they [ __ ] got the idea for Game of Thrones from sham it's slick okay slick as an a-hole it seemed like he was act all you got trapped yeah they saw that coming a [ __ ] hey [ __ ] me they straight up [ __ ] me yeah nice work you know what oh no I'm not gonna say what anyone's Dan but Dan is cool then you wouldn't get you are you probably not gonna make the leaderboard it's sorry I'm sure I want Oh too bad looks like you looks you likes wins yeah no Dave wins dammit Dave and Leonard that's an interesting spelling of Leonard Leonard Lonard sheesh come Adam you just hippy just every single name has a double letter in it except for Jenny whoops Joe and Danis College yeah except for almost happening all right great well terrific work at your period somebody me and Dave actually exactly

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 1,097,542

Rating: 4.9440866 out of 5

Keywords: lets, play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game, grumps, gamegrumps, funny, qbert, q*bert, q*bert 3, qbert 3, snes

Id: 4v1-hINC4lE

Length: 18min 41sec (1121 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 24 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/phaser_on_overload]

I can't be the only one who wanted to hear Dan's acid story, right?

[u/MattLocke]

The most important thing I learned on today's episode: "Daniscod"

It just speaks to me, ya know?

[u/Big_Poo_MaGrew]

A little fun fact about Qbert: He is not actually cursing. The developer was trying to portray that Qbert is a foreign being and tried to express that by making him speak a language of symbols instead of regular English....it didn't turn out so well :P

EDIT: Stupid reddit with the italics

[u/Enleat]

The image of little Danny playing Q*Bert with his dad was adorable :) It was awesome to see Danny be an MLG playah at a game once in a while.

This was actually a really fun one-off, it was quite funny :D

[u/KoalaTulip]

Yes Danny, people know who Q*Bert is, we all saw Wreck-It Ralph (EDIT: I hope you guys know that this was typed jokingly)

Man these be some trippy graphics

[u/Muzak__Fan]

Those backgrounds look like what happens when I press on my eyes really hard while they're closed. That was ugly as shit.

[u/jado1stk]

Ralph has gone Turbo?

[u/TerraChimaera]

There's three Q*Berts?!

[u/idejtauren]

Green Supremacy