Don Rickles Carson Tonight Show 21/11-1984

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay we're back before coming on Sunday all the comedians that may first start on the tonight we're doing I'm doing a special NBC this Sunday night from 10:00 to 11:00 call The Tonight Show comedians and that's exactly what it is it's a show featuring a lot of the performers who either made their very first appearance on The Tonight Show or whose career is kind of tied to Tonight Show from their appearances we've got Rodney Dangerfield of clips of Rodney and George Carlin and then working with me live ours going to be Steve Martin Bill Cosby Joan Rivers mmm that's this Sunday night at 10:00 o'clock I guess around the country I think you'll find it a lot of fun okay here is my first guest our new ambassador to the UN known for his warmth Don's will be appearing for a week at Harrah's in Reno November 29 and Resorts International December the 7th 8th and 9th will you welcome mr. warmth Don Rickles [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] okay that's about it huh I gobble gobble it all that I was home stopping a pilgrim what I look forward to Thanksgiving really that's great Jewish holiday totems were all Jews they came out of Maine oh hi yes little turkey found in Iran anyway hugging I didn't know that you don't know a lot of flesh true ah how do you feel that the other night was so great me I want to go rabbit ear area 12 and I got to thank him up what once twice yeah one time was about him quitting and you said who cares and the other time was about you sitting there I don't care does he well you know yeah he says he's gonna quit that's he makes that speech all the time use contract that you know when you go he goes you know that's right don't count on let's go off a bit a hundred times you get hit by a bus he won't pick it up the litter lay there ah he's got too many things going anyway yeah he's sick Stern I'm happy for we Star Search hit the dog when a cookie how's your mother long live Ireland a parade and two monkeys in heat on a rock whatever but he's got it all covered hi guys in the band haven't seen in a while good the shipment will be in Friday how are you feeling great good I just well it's not just it's us list the end of August we went on a trip and we did the my wife and I for the first time you can say some no oh you always do you got a rod maybe we can reel them in I mean I was toilets a sign of age when you start to go hey hey I forgot I wanted to say something but uh we went on it I I don't lie you're old we went on a trip that John and we've been I hear I told the wife and I in 20 years of marriage in March it's our first time we went on a trip alone we said we definitely got to go alone and because you don't ever travel with Barbara anyplace just mother to of it you've met Barbara yes now would you like to be in a bedroom with her just laying there going okay it's your turn ah no she's a lovely wife she were there I I say this publicly I married a valium uh on the wedding night how to do come on she that wasn't worth the joke I replaced uh where did you go in this trip that was good thank you say where did you go on the trip well we went to where you've been to the south of France said have you been discussed yes you've been all over that's a dumb question to ask you I mean you're like a barge they put a flag on you can you'll go anyplace but uh oh come on I laugh at this show we we went to the to the South of France I just do a commercial Oh fine any anything to keep you going your payments do a lot of them anyway we've got that for me we'll be right back [Music] [Music] we are back we just had you embarking on this trip to South of France yes first time so we went to Allah we serve and though we took a ship called the sea goddess which by the way is great sailing it's a new kind of a it's like well it's like a yacht you know with the 60 cabins and hundred passages all well-to-do people you'd be a little uncomfortable because they would recognize you and you know how you are with your body and the whole thing with the shorts on a top 100 yet she's very you know he's very barbell happy is the type of God he goes you see it dancin anyway but this ship we went on and we got to love reserve and we checked in very nice and the phone rings and it's a man that I know you look up to well certainly ed Nigel you're a little shaky about it ah Frank Sinatra who is one of the great stars of our time and we say this cuz he has Ed's sister and my aunt in custody no that's a joke of Frank's listening of ones that have been identified of this oh but we had a marvelous time we and he was at the Hotel de Pury which you know well and he had a beautiful suite he had the entire building and every day we went over and spent time with him and the one thing I remember give the French they the paparazzi like a few do they recognize you when you go over there some of them who would you check to do move that up I want you to check that out check patrol I happen to know Pleasant Acosta folk and it's still not sure what he is now our put to my burgers check but till they don't know you over there why don't you be a man about it you and Newhart you lie I hate that nobody knows you they only know prank I'm gonna see to it did you get married Thank You aunt cuz this is going to be your desk now and then we well Sinatra was marvelous needless to say we went over there and people do speak French puppy rosetta trip was that a tough one what do you speak French of course any any Jew from Brooklyn speaks French I get up in the morning city wife Jerome entrepreneur and she said no doughnuts now cuz they don't speak French I got enough trouble in the neighborhood trying to let them know who I am don't stain me you get on my nerves right you can't when I met you you were just out of Nebraska saying get me a monkey anybody helping well sure women were out of the question now but look at your track record with girls forget about I mean I don't want to throw that after public doesn't have to know you let them know I mean Edie you've been married once I've been married just once no you've been married twice ah anyway [Applause] I guess sure but we go back a lot of years so I can tell you how getting back to pretty so I was with Sinatra five days and five nights Frank was great every night little you know little booze we used to drink you know drink anymore not much yeah look at it Sonny you and Lance when you drank and New York when you swimming at the Copa now you sit out at the beach and see is the lawyer on the phone see you you gotta be my kid he drinks but nobody knows about it you're gonna get a call from Victoria thing why is he saying that no we all drink with moderation but that's at the point fine still drinks pretty good you know a little grappa you know what Gropper it's sure what this is it's Italian wine but hey it's not an open forum do not let the man to get 60 million a week figure out the area [Applause] no frozen anything exciting happen in the vacation yes understood well reminder name-dropping let's get on with the oh hey Bing with Sinatra to me is exciting it's exciting for you isn't it being with you would be like a slower ah not being with you would be fun but in a different way John I mean go low-key you don't like to you know Frank likes to sit around by the Cabana with a lot of Italian guys and the priest and you know and look around and if somebody is swimming towards the Cabana he goes show them so we have a different relationship you know you like to sit there and explain to some nineteen-year-old that the greying is from an illness Hey a problem you'll never have you gotta get one for Nebraska yeah Nebraska leading the Jew one nothing coming in summer life but really you know and then we went to San Tropez on the sea goddess down with Harvey still better off no heart yes I'm okay and Jerry Vale was singing on the ship and it almost sunk ah but a Bob Newhart didn't want to go along you knows too much money I thought you went along with alone with Barbara yeah I did but Jerry bill was on the ship sizing and hard loser Newhart was there too no no Newhart was on the dock going I can't afford it he's a multi-millionaire you and you know starting to catch up to you anyway by the way that's where I'm gonna spend Thanksgiving with Bob Newhart and his family huh party of about 40 and it's gonna be catered and it's gonna be nice you were on the list but we voted thanks Tom we figured you you prefer chicken ah and it's not a bit of Jewish blood in you I don't know why you'd want chicken money anyway but it was more of us you know we went to the Hotel de Kaap beautiful it is a beautiful hotel and it's about seven miles to the tennis courts you know and it was very reserved you know a lot of Ed Thompson's with you know big boil on the neck I believe Mary it's your serve you know and it was one jewel that came down and said then he might see a ball and two Italian guys are in the cabanas going and one black guy go oh goodness all in a hotel dick what a lucky break for you at our place there was none of that right but I must say it Sinatra we talked about the night when I was with him when he's fight it we talked about the night when he hosted the show and the night when he was a guest if you remember that and then he had a lot of fun mr. Frank is it as you know and I know he's and certainly had those two that he's the kind of guy to to be with them you know it's the last of a great kind of world you know and to be with him you see the other side of you know when he's got my wife against the wall and I said go Frank go yeah punch the hell out of it he was great oh don't don't ever do this never do this when you're talking about Sinatra it could been dr. okay we'll be right back [Music] so it's a thriller they're laughing okay she's grinning at leave does the lamb love you see you're being so well-behaved with me tonight it threw me well I think I'm I said well when I'm in your company I'm at a clinic now you're so beautiful in that I love my wife but she is ill if you're looking for a mercy day this is what you're doing now and she's gorgeous and she has a great sex Inchon which you know and I know Edie knows because his leg keeps going [Applause] well and the darling lady sheerly and a grown daughter which is lovely yeah and pretty count too yeah so did you do you know yourself that you're right I didn't expect you to ask me what I'm doing nights in a fine alone and everything I just thought it would be intriguing to find out it's kind of nosy Marcia she's I'm sure she's very active in her social life I don't mean I don't mean the badge and things like that you don't mean an acura batteries no no no nothing on a high wire with a canary back you and I know you're very very you date constantly do you hop anyway the heck with it let's get it [Applause] boys good to see you them yeah yeah we're gonna do a little uh what is that friend what does what does that mean whatever you want to do sir you to talk to buns oh the same way with the same result queuing Bonzo's dead you know okay boys hold it up did you do more DeCordova directed directed bedtime for Bonzo yeah you know I I met Freddie the first time I ever met Freddy he directed me with a jet on a Jack Benny show least I think that was the first time first time we talked about ah that's the first time I met ready Jack Benny I'm it ready no we're gonna take a break and we're gonna come right back and try to get some kind of sense out of his hand [Applause] [Music] real quick we lock them away oh you said you're you're going to can't you're reading a script you may go to Canada and make a picture Montreal yeah Randy see but I haven't read it it's just came sacking you there chef beautiful sitting up there it is I did another movie there it's wonderful yeah I hope you'll come back soon I hope that maybe later tonight they never know whether I'm kidding or serious yeah you know that I know straight yes [Applause] but thank you so much always nice to see you every renewal French yes and gone you're headed for Oblivion Jane no Don is going to going to see disorienting she's going to IRAs and Reno November the 29th and then the Resorts International and ik cities yes and then I'm coming back here to give you a shock treatment thank you very much hey nice to have you here nice to be back - I know happy Thanksgiving to you and your big party that you're gonna have thank you [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 16min 56sec (1016 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 11 2017