Don Rickles on Carson 1973 Working Out & Playing Basketball

don rickles have just returned from the veterinarian where he gets his monthly distemper shot but I'd get mine in early because once he gets out who knows Don opens December the third at the Nanuet theater go round in New York with Jerry Butler he's currently appearing at the Riviera Hotel and will be in the lobby right after the show to insult your mother would you welcome Don Rickles [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] one a canal the income window and I know a tailless potato my name I just wished the band pimples all over this stuff [Music] bunch of dumbbells you give him a toy and I go crazy Leo it's so good it's good to see you all by the way so not for me to be sure and say hello to you he said be sure and say loaded honor Frank said that little yep I got all this albums Leo I swear I always loved you when you played with the Cubs I remember the days with the cups with the Wrigley's John and Billy said to me give the jerk gum my service at a party you love Hollywood now he's standing on the corner girl and you got a problem you know dry out we'll be with you in a minute I started you've been sitting in the hall again with your robe open only because I see you coming John it's good to see Thank You Don hey my pleasure thanks so much here she is Miss America Tanganyika Smith America let me ask you about what we're gonna shape to be with your question is 40 million horse we got to get the one guy that flunked the immigration test you drop in put the Celia really remember the old days leo at pepper Martin and ducky Medwick heh oh yeah Everett shortstop when you went it's true my legs all the time I loved when he argued with you I'm so delighted not for you they're not for red but this guy since I'm a kid like I don't think the public realized this is well I'm sure they do the greatest of all time there are baseball when we were kids they stadium or maybe we had the gun cards in the alley I'll give you two ducky metrics for one super Nora and remember sequel Nora yes getting old leo leo starting sit there going he's too fast [Music] and then when you stood on a coaching line excuse me a mayor stand up the camera guy went Robby quit in the booth when he's moving a little bit stand on the card you have it and the black kids go but the Mexican is going the gay no American era name in the Puerto Rican guy is armed and the catch is going [Applause] did you did you ever play baseball I tell you John I don't know about you in school you went to Nebraska University right yes I didn't go the road you got it [Music] you wanted yes of course to come that's right what it would it it's not a rally but Boston Boston doesn't have a bad football team but I got nose in baseball I was always the kind of guy since I'm a kid I love baseball I always even only when Jack Gilardi was the guy when those with GAC at that time they used to have a little celebrity baseball team I love baseball I was a pretty speedy outfielder never a good hitter just like you leo but leo is the kind of guy when you're playing shortstop he's the only guy that played shortstop and at the end of the season old points on his batting average but the girls are going what does that mean Harry but Leo was not a power head he was you know punch hitter like Eddie stanky right leo ping-pong hitter pink pumpkin or whatever you say I've got no people what is a pink go ahead ping pong' it is like a Texas leaguer over the info that's just I know I've been around Frank told me I was around so know each other meet Sinatra what at least two fastball going back to your club days but the whole thing is you talked about when you were youngsters where you were right and I was never the guy that made the squad love the game mm-hmm always love the game love baseball love football never hockey well Jewish people usually don't play hockey I mean you know sliding and running and hitting we don't believe in that I said you just stand on the sidelines with a blowgun tell you guys fill this busy - Marco Mangano function into the board syllabic physical contact Jewish people retreat and then we wait for our chance a new [Applause] body and the Polish guys going is there a war on today is a different time John but you don't have to go along but I know you do because in life we have to laugh at our heritage laughter I laugh at your hair I laugh at your mid wit what are we on tape Nixon just went who said tape tell me what happens your Congo I was in the papers that you were the victim of a robbery in Chicago with five other people well I tell you I don't like to play why don't do it if you don't want to end it no it's nothing and they were there a gentleman in a hotel that there are thieves in life and I'll tell you there's no polyethylene ape now I got news I got it was if a guy wants to steal that's his thing and I got news that it could bother them about that much because that's their way of life I only felt bad that sensitive and important things to my wife and I would take him which would which I don't want to go into but we're very sentimental farming you have wonderful hockey pilot hope you take a bath tonight and the tub sucks yonder [Applause] panties way right and it's sensitive things that mean a great deal to you know yeah a picture of you was taken and the captain of police in Chicago and that's the God they never caught anybody know I know they never did there was a guy in the lobby with a mask on and a gun they said he's probably just dressing up for Halloween [Music] [Laughter] right back we're back I didn't mean to bring up that robbery if it did nothing so cuz I don't like to I just don't like to endorse something that I don't believe in and certainly we don't believe in the-- well I wasn't asking for an endorsement no of course not but I know when I was robbed you were the first one to come and go hip-hip-hooray he didn't do that robberies are kind of you know kind of a shame you know the wife they took everything from the wife they didn't touch anything of mine and I just watched TV you went off you weren't in the room at the time luckily No thank God we're in the room in time when it was all over we came back and at the superintendent of police of Chicago which show wonderful Leo knows because he's with the Cubs for a lot of years and you did the same job you did for the Astros the best manager in life you kiddin I'll never forget and when you're with the Dodgers when you said to one of the greatest I mean well not with the Dodgers really when you're with the Astros when you said to Philippa Lou you said philippi Alou one of the great who was with a former giant and Willie Mays you said many many times was the greatest centerfield of all time interested and I said to Willie you know Leo said you were the greatest centerfielder of all times and really Mays I'll never forget it he said to me that's not true I made that up but you are a great man so we're gonna miss you in baseball if you got a great offer tomorrow would you come back and visit no now your truth no cuz the good Lord watches over all no chance there is no way no way and then a deal for I had a deal Leo you could come back we miss you young people need guys like you because he talks to ballplayers you ever watch him with an umpire he's the most fantastic man with an umpire like he says pumping an umpire yeah you're a big guy or what what is Olga Donatella who's the big guy the biggest guy is a major kurt used to be a nun Tom Gorman Tom Gorman that is about as big as a 6-3 right but now what he way ed 196 we in the war here's the way leo stick step may I join certainly because after all we can't hear about you all the time he's standing here that is the truth John now if you're know Leo he always stands look let's get out over here do you see he goes like this you say to me you are hit you in the head now it looks bad in front of the audience that I hurt you ed you heard a big six-foot guy 197 pounds I bumped on the head and you cried from these people I'm sorry [Music] [Applause] but anyway we overhead that way to elicit this it's not a very good straight minute these things would you hit him right there hand so what it wasn't deliberate when the audience is looking in you don't act like you're hurt you pretend like it's fun and then later you sue have you ever been sued for anything you've said in your act by anybody in the audience no because of the greatest manager in the world Joe scanned or a has brought me along for 20 years and I Got News my intent see it's the intent my intent is to make people live when people come to see me I invite them not personally but if they enjoy me I am grateful if they don't well gee I hope I win them back the next time can I ask you something do you have a court on your name I get the feeling I'm talking to a Gentile puppet at a show of the to determine though I know so I know I don't think about that as well as Leo doesn't think about um prize as well as ed doesn't think about his head that's bothering him now and throbbing you ever turn on me yet I got enough on you you'll be in court for two years not you Johnny because you're clean see even the audience but Janet folds around now Johnny's happily married and so on I'm a we'd be paralyzed if we would chief right John [Applause] [Music] [Applause] he's just recently divorced Leo's happily married was it well no no I know it's lovely wife Lynn she's at home going Thursday he dies and Johnny who is but not ready to say what we were murder you didn't get married until you were 38 years right yes I know what you guys were walking into no I was maybe you didn't want to jeopardize your career working gay bars that's why he [Applause] like each one edu been through life when I got in he had some good years and I'm not being sarcastic Leo you've been married by the way I'll tell you how close Leo in Iowa my home which the address shall be nameless I bought Leo DeRosa's home when he was married which is no secret to Lorraine day right right and what happened was the pipes you have we have what he called radiate radiates radiant heat radiant heat see how I went to school when the bell rings I used to go to gym we had radiant heat and all of a sudden the pipes busted under the floor now we have parquet flooring which I don't know you know I used to live in three rooms with my father used to sit in living [Laughter] I don't like your father who's been heaven now sure is because I'm going for a bundle every week anyway so Leo I called up we didn't know we didn't know what to do and my wife I married the lovely lady who's a valium so I called up my wife I said I'll call that my wife you see how close we are I called up I said to Bob I said Barbara what are we gonna do the pipes broke we don't know about radiant heating she said lesson this was Leo Durocher and Lorraine Dave home at one time so let's reach Leo Durocher as you can see my wife's a rocket scientist so I said that's the way we make love that same tempo when I get through with her I think I'm with Sammy kick so is little too deep hold it down a bunch of pop writes you look at that Doc Severinsen thinks that's a town in Utah anyway [Applause] so anyway I called up Leo and I said Leo and Shekhar said Leo what do we do about the radiant heating he said to me well done I don't know but call up Lorraine my ex-wife she's a lovely lady what you said and literature and I woke her up in the middle of the night sometime they said I miss day she said my name is no longer miss day it's koala check-ins it whatever it is locust gorilla cos which is Lorraine gorilla cos making love to carry Blanche Lorraine had the plans and I never met the lady and if she's listening and Lorraine you're a darling lady and I wish you and your new husband a lot well new had their merry many years now and I'm sure Leo feel the same wish why didn't you just call the heating people yeah of course they didn't even know the heating guy comes over with earphones notice the truth right he's got the scope and go like this and he's laying it on the floor and I said no we don't want Nazi Phil commercial certainly will do that okay but we're coming right back here's it you don't see trip and dry suits on a big name from Alpo Olga Connolly is with us tonight she has competed in the last five on the big games in 1956 she won a gold medal for the projector Slovakian the discus thrower 1972 she was captain of the women's track and field team and she's currently director of recreational oil of Marymount University would you welcome please Olga Brita Koga Connolly [Applause] [Music] it's nice to meet you looks like we have something dangerous plan here tonight and I hope I can get Rickles and mr. Durocher involved and this also just for the fun of it you had a you had an article in a I think Los Angeles Times after the Billie Jean King Bobby Riggs tennis match and you said I think in effect that there are a lot of sports that women can compete on an equal par with men true not just only Tennessee obviously proved she can beat him yes they can but there are certain limitations I mean if you take a man and a woman who are equally trained and approximately the same size then there's a if strength is involved and speed then the man is most likely to win and therefore it's not a good idea just to brush aside this whole question of opportunity for women competition right and let me say while high school girls can compete on the men's teams it just wouldn't work that way we have to have a very good program where women compete against other women and get recognized with their own category there are only very few sports that you could call a unisex sport like skeet shooting or pistol shooting because that's a matter of reflexes and coordination and the male-female called a coordination converse about the same know what you're saying in a event like skiing men because of their strength or probably be stronger skiers than women and they could never really compete yeah and that kind of an event yeah also greatest ability of joints and so forth I mean it's a it doesn't mean that the female is inferior or attractive in a way but simply there isn't as powerful 40 it's easier now you threw the discus now you could beat the average man in the discus throw could you know how far you throw this yeah because I'll have superior skills an average man isn't trained but that's not a particular strength thing that more I mean I think it's timing and strength especially nowadays you have to do a little weightlifting yeah you have to have quite a like when I was in Munich I could bench press you know the bench presses do I never pounds could bench press 200 pounds and I could make a deep knee bend a deep knee bend with 390 pounds on your shoulder it doesn't hurt so much but you can't you put the weight on and you feel your spine vertebra going Joe you sing very time the next 10 years yes ah do you a lot of women against weightlifting they think it makes them they think it makes a muscular it's not true no it gives you a definition right but it doesn't build like those what they call the big ugly mess device I remember when I came to this country my first meet was in New York and people came actually down from the stands and they wanted to feel my muscles but you're not muscular you have your major arm I mean you don't you don't have like big biceps oh you don't have big biceps that's only in order to build a big passion you have to work on it very hard now what we're gonna try a few things which we have not rehearsed at all great tennis setup these events of what could I compete with you in or the rest of us here all these dreamt about being and Johnny Carson Sharon you'd like to come I didn't hear did you and probably us what country are you from originally Czechoslovakia bless you we were in Yugoslavia so that's a beautiful and that's I know there yes a neighbor thank you for that what is that you hockey puck in Czechoslovakia and what a pair that just means I'm lonely yeah what can we try now I don't really have anything but I can take my jacket off or something what's that mean that's not an event though in the Olympics is it no it didn't but a Wide World of Sports have that on one afternoon well that's a lumberjack somewhere up in Oregon where they where they do this I have the hand the restaurant yeah they're incredible women and men now is that that's only strength isn't it involved oh no I'm not very good at it I can see this coming or no thank you have this back Thursday Thursday now how does this work I think okay no don't don't I get in like this you think these are thumbs now the others have to know what you can't hang out with their left arm nobody you can just mute it all right no left arm that's it alright now you have to go this way and I have to go the other way is that it everything on your Mac that's it oh yeah that would be fine yes I will rough rate this one John go make you laugh I'm gonna you're gonna break my arm [Applause] Oh oh yeah we're strong no you're strong I was really I was doing the best I could do there no you oh yes I was and you're strong now what this this I don't know what baskets it up first and those are rough are they sit-ups what you want to get involved lists hey whatever you say coach [Applause] I'm gonna rough read red green how rubbery yeah kick some lime on your pain that's alright right this way Oh [Laughter] No we do what we want alright I think I go supposed to be timed time this what do you mean first at 25 25 you're trying to get emergency squad here get the oxygen okay there's no way there's no way you're gonna do 25 yeah I know that we're start go well come on dawn hey 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 hey keep your feet down 9 [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] we're gonna do a little what is this the one-on-one thing run up to 23 hike Germany's ball do you think I'd rather Garrick you why are you going you can try our next you should I'll be the referee or you be the referee and then okay you could do whatever you want take a pretty good think think think [Applause] let's Johnny he's right when you try to score I'll gosh I'll god you okay okay [Applause] [Music] if I rub up against you it's only in the [Applause] story of my life [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] we won't cover me oh ho ho make sure but that's you [Applause] but she's starting to make me smile she fouled me to chef number four pushing off timeout Cleveland you try to score now mr. Carson shoot again oppa [Applause] okay what I love you [Applause] whatever you want to do okay you time like one more notch okay wait a title man gone entire when they get old they stuff [Applause] [Applause] that's why we used to play on my team back in Nebraska what what is this we got something else well is this a big slice of mozzarella cheese or what what are we doing this okay what is it and this is fantastic you this [Music] well be Wiccan man line up in the road enough like this what do we do and this will kill you extension of the knee and all the way up to the toe and it's good exercise for your legs and it's all for your heart because it's just like running up Bigley up and come down exchange speed then you go like the step test the six step test not very good that's what it's like the step desk thank you no I think somebody's going to we do this long as we can then we fall over we are there Maximus beautiful my darling me either [Music] [Music] Oh [Applause] what are you proven Jack what are you prove they don't go home to the wife and go where's my robe this modify what we mean faster after this brief word from our sponsor we'll return with more of our show know

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Id: b1xCb4aqLw8

Length: 31min 29sec (1889 seconds)

Published: Thu May 31 2018