Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Joey Bishop Tonight Show 4/10-1965

ladies young man I want to apologize I whoever does the Tonight Show Johnny especially when he's introducing I'm one who's written a book he holds up the book unfortunately for me the book was not here the book is favored the runner by Ju Richard Kennedy and now if you recall the last time I I did the show I had on as one of my guests Frank Sinatra and I have to tell you what this show did for him well you have my word the next day wherever he went people recognize them and I was going to introduce [Music] no joke well I'm gonna sit down it this is down for a minute Paulo for me to give you another break like I did the last time just sit and relax so far this show's been off awfully slow this is without a doubt one the slowest movement shows I've ever seen except for the one I saw you do last Thursday there was terribly slow yes and your condition the super chief would be slow but yeah if you're wondering about this I'm celebrating the Dodger victory and if it wasn't that you'd find something else to celebrate what Frank talks shut up ah I wasn't coming here just on my way I slipped on an ice cube sled right in here you kiddin when we were coming over here tonight I was a little concerned about his driving when the minute the minute he got that a wheel I was worried was the left rear wheel he was beautiful so this is the tunnel these people get on our Road I don't know I watch this show every night my Jeanne and me that's her name we watch it every night and this is this this has been the slowest show i ah I say they go I agree well as we all these are number one we want to ask you fellas if order you only go out in the daytime with these gray suits don't you dress it this is a midnight show what do you know with a great closer you guys should be in the balcony tonight sure you come out with Gray's I fell off your foster never have anything like us on the show did you hey where's our Johnny baby it's back there don't cut that is he out making a buck again or something no he's doing a very worthwhile benefit as a matter of fact in Chicago in the comic place but the sketch show I really don't know he's uh he's out doing the whole don't light anything near him Frank and skits here may I just pay you a compliment no snitches not here oh good that's fine yes you make pay me a compliment I don't know what it's about I just want to say I've been watching your show I think you're absolutely great on it I'm with you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we'll be back in just a minute [Music] [Applause] I said I'd like to get serious for just a moment you know beat up every time I say something to do you'd like to get serious what are you cracking you know what just tell you how much I appreciate Boys Town you know this man he has the distinction of being the only man alive I haven't made a dry olive now what I was going to say would have gotten a bigger check of them back boy if you got something funny to say Frank sing it let's place this here light giving you a break that means Charlie that he drinks martinis with wet olives in amount of time jazz hey Dean Dome No do like that don't ever do like that I watched you rehearsing with your show tonight yeah and I just want to get serious after how much I appreciate his thought you said yeah that's a the word serious he goes off what's serious about what well can't a fella I got a hit show and that's it what do you want what are so serious about introducing wonderful people like Ella Fitzgerald and George global you know that's not to get a show you stick with it there's no practicing practice we don't practice we just go on do it that's not a lighter this is the lighter [Applause] and we'll be back in just a moment [Music] [Applause] [Music] and now here speaking in round figures for the king of beers is Ed McMahon did you ever think about all the sandwiches that are consumed across the country during just one evenings Tonight Show for example there are thousands of loaves of bread hundreds of slices of cold cuts jar after jar of mustard actually tons and tons of pickles and when all those sandwiches are enjoyed here's a safe bet on what's being enjoyed right along with them and of course would be Budweiser what is the largest selling beer in the world if you're planning an icebox raid tonight co-writer Ted and pour yourself a Budweiser to go right along with that sandwich it couldn't possibly cost a little more but as the echo says it's that Budweiser taste that makes it worth it it is worth it it's Budweiser I'm gonna tell you Johnny's got to be thrilled when he comes back after the whole show was sustaining those punches Oh show was floating but not sustaining never got a void from one of our sponsors hey I see that later all right are we on now or we've got another one of them things we run right now I don't know what you're doing here say hey all the bishops are in New York [Music] no yes Frank it's a thought what I think you're just doing a show for the night oh how many nights you're gonna do a show I signed a deal with NBC I do it one night a year on a Gentile holiday they do it do you work on Ross Hannigan I mean you're doing one show this one show now and to pitch and ones they aren't [Applause] you want to hear the ocean here at I can smell [Applause] I gotta say this was pretty dull before we came out say something fill and speak up don't be shy over a lot of pretty cats how did you notice them if your dogs to what one who took back their nails three over here with the Hebrews grab yourself a chair well go back there Phil I just thought did like the stretch man make a chip this week so we get even a score with all of you are all of your holidays of stuff we had to have some kind of action going yeah yes we brought our man over here tomorrow yesterday this show will be on Monday night cross country oh well my man has already gone home no that machine seemed off well isn't it what is voidable got to do with this machine do you know when we're through with these beliefs we won't have enough to do a show you're gonna cut these off well I'm believing if you're gonna cut what I've been saying huh oh don't cut them off cuz we may not be back this way you know it's 12:30 in New York and everybody's drinking but could I have some of that here's a guy brought me water and had water since I was 17 that's real water that's what it looks like you ever see what that does your shoes [Applause] you are really a friend anytime you would drink water for a guy you're a friend I think he's nuts what are we selling now we're not selling anything Frank except perhaps millions and millions of dollars of worth of talent what time wait'll he finds out that this is not the show he's doing but The Tonight Show he'll really flip this is the Tonight Show ain't getting paid for this yes I'm getting one I tell you what you're getting for this you say what what you barmageddon' you better hold on tight I got him the two of you normally you would both get separate checks but because you both came on together you came on as a team you're getting a hundred and sixty dollars apiece that's out right oh right I mean everything like the water as bad as a show I watched with old John Carson the other day with you know Robert Goulet who looks like it you know Robert Goulet what he looks like an eight-by-ten glossy he's so pretty and wonderful and his wife they were talking about horses come on white horses and what they do on stage oh I saw that yeah you saw it yes I did sir I said so you said soar and you said sir it gets not sore it's s aw Esau but there was a terrible show who's almost as bad at the first part of this this was horrible well it was awfully slow oh boy I'd say could I just look at that who's coming on next police see how I kept quite frank when you're talking Joe baby yes we don't want this come as a shock you can't leave what do you mean we can't leave hey not for the kind of money this showpiece you don't just leave when you feel like come there's a guy in the wing going like this wow that's Tamizh dog no you can't leave I gotta leave you see Jeannie had a terrible accident at breakfast this morning she drank my oranges by mistake [Laughter] took my usual plunge right down a stairway what did he take them back for could I enter now a word from one of our sponsors Ellen Ellen and Filter Cigarettes missed again when Hawaiians danced the hula the hands act out the story like come on over to the lmm side come on over for the taste of it come on over you'll be glad you did come on over to the lmm side [Music] in the hula hands tell the story in an L mmm taste tells the story so come on over just for the taste of it [Music] be glad you did come on over to the evidence a hilly my knee Iike lmm just for the taste of it listen you were you two fellas did a a couple of promos regarding Dean Martin show on Thursday night on NBC and we happen to have it and with your permission we would like to run it ding Oh buddy what'd I say I don't know that's a difference just leave a call you better give me some film on what we did yes now I want explain to the audience that you kind of kid it around and broke each other up and everything it was a promo what my promos like when you go to school the teacher says everybody who wasn't left down is Pro Mode all right don't tell him what I said Frank you know what you guys show a promo that I had on my show know that you didn't use given me a hundred and sixteen dollars w 6006 he gets the 60 no 324 the two of you oh I might I should go out and get sober I can do that inside I'll be ready to run this so here here are the list of promos you and Frank me Frick and frack but finish it his pranks are not oh he's fall oh yeah hi and he's Dean Martin clever funny huh Frank's my guest don't know get the cops right away Frank's on our cops Frank's up pranks my guests on our premiere show this week along with Bob Newhart and Diahann Carroll and Joey Heatherton say that again true you'd be there oh you're not you're not joking are we rehearsing or what that was this it let's all right now adora I'll drink that out are you ready okay hi [Applause] hello there in television land he's Dean Martin yeah yeah yeah you asked for promo baby you gonna get one you're gonna tell me another way of saying hi must y'all next week we have judge crater come on now come on right what do you want to go I'm ready okay we saw your belly button before he keeps the salt when he has salary and back you loudmouth come on a good prom oh okay hi he sprang Sinatra hi he's Dean Martin hi turn the card [Applause] we'll now have a few words from Bishop Sheen are you ready are you kidding come on this is very serious okay here we go hey hi he's Frank Sinatra Dean Martin yeah and Frank's my guest on our premiere show this week and alone on with Bob Newhart and Diahann Carroll and Joey Heatherton true be true be through their truth be that's true oh he's murder you got one that's about all you're gonna get hey you say Richard just heard Richard okay you got it well whack somebody Tenet I don't want to shake you up but you're gonna be scared I'm leavin here for a living I'm alone we'll shoot under fingernail hears you fool not mine [Laughter] you want one from me or what lady and gentlemen you're ready Fellman Hellman Ralph hi Dean Martin here we are you ready oh boy hi I'm Dean Martin my guest on our premiere show this week are Frank Sinatra Bob Newhart dine Carol and Joey Heatherton now you be there that's order we are not Nazis but people think aren't you a little bit I think we ought to get out of here yeah wait just a moment no lines I have to have sir I haven't any dinner yet Frank if I tell you these people had been here since 11 o'clock this morning that's their problem and none of us wasn't a dull before we came on you know I missed Highway Patrol again [Laughter] did did either of you knew what you you wouldn't there's no way there's no way sing what if crackin [Music] not sing but I ain't got no guitar I would like to do a little song Joey with your permission this being a Late Show there's a kind of a saloon song [Music] [Music] [Music] hey drink up all you people order anything you see and have fun you happy people the laughs and the drinks on me [Music] try to think that love's not around its unmistakeably near my poor heart ain't gaining any ground because my angel eyes [Music] angel is the old devil sent they glow unbearably bright can't you see that my love's misspent misspent with angel eyes tonight so drinkin all you people harder anything you see and a have fun you happy people the laughs and the drinks on me pardon me but I got a run the facts uncommon Lee clear I got a fine it was now the number one and why am i angel eyes eh excuse me while I disappear [Music] I thought that was a hint but nobody came out with any jugs or nothing that happened I'll take a sleeping pill but it makes me drowsy hey let's drink some of that yeah hey could you put that over the rocks and now a delightful story about a product more people are using than ever before [Music] Vicks formula 44 extra-strength cough mixture contains silentium the coughs silencer effective as codeine but not narcotic calms even the wealthiest course of colds flu and bronchitis or after our Vic's formula 44 I - I breath to breath lavoris does more cleans away impurities your toothbrush misses it's the mouthwash most dentists use i - i breath to breath lavoris does more adds charm to your breath and to you lavoris stops bad breath better longer than any other leading mouthwash I'd drink anything right now Oh for heaven so Frank can we talk a little bit about the picture you're currently involved in the picture involved in is called assault on a queen that stars Virna Lisi [Music] yong yelling yelling his name is he's a Swedish actor who was a fine actor and there we have Richard Conte my old buddy and Tony France yourself it's an almost a completely all Italian cast we tried to arrange it but we had to get one suite in there somewhere censorship and I see you in a better dress than it and it's a it's very quickly a story of a group of people who are fairly tired of the humdrum of life and they raise an old you both it's been on the bottom of the sea for 20 years that's a u-boat no that's not my boat - maybe it's you if I find out you're doing the picture just for that joke I'll never talk and we we stick up the Queen Mary Queen Mary's a sponsor or stick up and that's what we're doing Joey and you want any what I'm doing after that well yes I would like to drinking resting I drank so much last night my hair hurt and then I'm gonna do any Wednesday and then February I'm going to do that with with Sandy Dennis who did the Broadway show and in the interim I play the Sands Hotel for about three weeks what other plug should we get in now that's the deal I have you know for the month of January what's that that's another big engagement I got coming up you're off Monday nights so I have to work are you gonna fill in on the moola be at the airport and they'll call me now running well you know Gordon MacRae you know it does all my outdoor work with the big voice it doesn't the county fairs and all that stuff he was on Dean show tonight he did they he he and Sheila McQueen yeah yeah well that's what I'm gonna do what are you gonna do well I made two pictures last year they're still at the drugstore by the Spanish thing called a silencer yes wish he would silence hurts the American James Bond my name is Matt Helm oh I killed 15 guys want to have two noon one gun didn't reload at all except you know when I went to the bar thought I was taller this sure was dull before we came out right now I'll tell you that you know the funniest part about the show is the way he's been flicking the ashes on my hand instead of the ashtray oh it sure is swell being here Joey the show anytime we want yeah no problem I've been watching faith pepper the raises oh yes been watching four or five years I was just hoping I'd get to get on this thing well I didn't know how much I appreciate the time affected you it's not that it's your cuz it's your show just thank you what a lot of a finish before they think I'm a Nazi how much I appreciate the fact that you would run directly from your show right over to here and say guy have you got the wrong party [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I just saw Betty Buddy Greco standing over then I just want to congratulate him on his big smash at the Coconut Grove buddy Johnny Carson will be back tomorrow night and Johnny's guests will be Bill Cosby George Segal Carol Ann Driessen Paul Revere and the Raiders yes Frank did you bring the ice cream truck with you when they came over from the coat I like a crushed almond something I again would like to thank Phil Foster Juliet Prowse Frank Sinatra Dean Martin for giving up some Kennedy and Jake Kennedy for appearing here tonight Wow well you know when we're not wanted [Music] this program was pre-recorded [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Published: Thu Feb 08 2018

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