Don Rickles - The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson (1986)

okay friends here my next guests an old dear friend is celebrating his 25th year at the Sahara Hotel where he opens on Jan you ha ha he opens air on January the 17th the coke Creek doesn't rise he'll be appearing at Harrah's in Reno Mike what a list of credits here beginning January 31st he's got a video out not a workout tape or anything like that sweet titles called by this tape you hockey puck would you welcome mr. warmth Don Rickles I'm going to the ranch they were wonderful there Janus charming sure yeah this is what it has to be rinsed I got cow chicks what an evening Mike it's so good to see you I didn't know you still on yong-gi I haven't been on it so long you know but I know how you sit with Fred and pick and choose and so forth hi dad congratulations on the baby really it's a wonderful household these guys they're like the kids are happy everybody's happy I understand the baby left baby watch dead by the Barger give me a triple oh now I wish you a lot of happiness is yeah well now oh that's gonna be great that kid will be about 27 and you'll be in a home going I love her I certainly love her and in Victorio be let's go to Paris I haven't seen you for a long time yeah I'll get over it my choice I gotta talk about gonna talk about something we've known each other a number of years 25 years from maybe even more right I saw you one night you were out at the scholar restaurant not too long ago somebody says there's Don Rickles holdin and I said where I said I don't know front over there I so don't seem you had your back to me hmm I had not seen you since obviously you'd been frightened by a by a ghost or something and the hair had turned white hmm and you had your I said no I just worry are we talking about they should know the man little with the white here I think Rickles doesn't have white here ooh what happened mmm none of your business no actually when when my mother passed away rest her soul everybody said his mother died he got white here ah then they said he has cancer and they keeping it quiet he has white here then they said he has all kinds of problems he has white hair then they said Barbara and I was separated which is ridiculous because with the money I owe her there's no way of course but actually as we get older you know what pretty much the same a Juris six months old a year older than me yeah I guess all the difference with you you can see the highway ah oh no he dyed his face you know your face is starting you're starting to show your age you know why I'm so young and what if you still get out the tennis court with the funny little tight little shorts of the leotard saying to your girlfriend yes sir ha ha what are you talking about you got a face could hold a three-day reign what do you tell read a ring the heads bright green Oh the Sarlacc Gentile leading the Jew three not venturing into the eye just a punch on the fort actually if we're dying it isn't it no no I don't come on you die you know you're good I never died yours went like an old a beer the fat guy gets over overnight overnight that turn he's a marine he's my friend I wish some good things you know you get it steamed he has one belt a beer no boy and you find yourself into the wall anyway uh that didn't win any place it by course not all camp sit didn't win any place that didn't I found like a Yugoslavia and then somebody who stamped my papers anyway uh look at the whole band had guys the shipment came in here for huh no no no no no that's it show that's it of course they're clean y-you do their laundry now ah the thing of it is though John we don't get older and our hair gets redder here since I've no idea I didn't have you never dyed your hair you should I did it one time really why did when it started to turn gray I thought maybe it would look better and I started then I felt so ridiculous doing you know how I know that on the old tapes but don't WA not I know what I said when you're older is there's a playback I know what I said I hate that one it's like a quiz do you know what I know what you did I know what you we didn't have to Kim can okay how does your cut from the comedy classics which are marvelous by the thing which I see on Channel five here locally thank you yes one guide about me i watch it anyway ah but ah there it shows that you try to die you hear and it looks you know everything with moderation know when you age your hair gets white so that's that's the end eleven you've aged I've aged you've aged dead and you've aged certainly you've aged but you don't want to accept it anyway with that two-year-old running with us where's my dad now where's my dad where's my dad and that doesn't in the bargain I'll be with you in a minute kid speaking of time going by I cannot believe you just celebrated your 20th wedding anniversary 20th wedding anniversary Bob and Ginny Newhart celebrate please you never saw my wife no that's a joke that's it that's a joke she's a lovely Jewish woman came from Philadelphia I met her on the corner a bus hit her about this forum anyway she just lays in the bed and goes is that about it didn't you do something romantic with my wife you know I got a great relationship I love my wife I know you do and like the new hearts they're married 22 years I was with them last night at the Schofield we went and had dinner to celebrate their anniversary your name was on the list to be invited let me thought about it and course since we know you are very moody and you know and be recognized to be a whole thing of dad and a dad right and who is Gina we wanted to have you in you know let's take a beer blew up so we forgot but uh we had a lovely time and marriage is great if you don't if you don't play act at it you have to understand it I'm advising you oh sure look I'm telling get man that knows all about it the wives just line up you forget it yo forget it go away now you're jumping on it please live with a woman and forget about marriage it's not your thing you like a companion which is lovely I'm not saying that facetiously I think it's lovely hi I happen to get lucky I married a value ah but you didn't get married till you were 30 and sewing it Cinelli no now with you and Basin Street going is the party over yes anyway nice number Connie yes we used to you know you said we don't want to break nobody think of my jewelry let's don't break anyway look at this Jewish guy and nobody touched me my jewelry's got ya anyway no I understand what you say but I'm saying that we don't play act at it it's the thing that its companion shortage and I must say in 20 years that I've known this will ensure we have beefs we get upset with each other but basically when it's all over it's a 20 minute argument and then it sounds good and I advise any young person that gets married really really work at it if you work at it it's delightful thank you dr. brothers colatina would you buy would you buy the new baby a gift yet yes I got the new baby Bob and I really thought about the gift then you're gonna love it really I really mean it it's a picture of your game show all right no actually it's Chuck what you said me I don't know one thing she doesn't know either because he expects all kinds of things really almost everyone has sent a gift yeah well you got the message we Hampton laughter here's your Star Search anyway search this star search this I got a do I get into a commercial whatever you want course it's my shacks feel at home with the money you have you can spit on the camera we'll be back you

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Length: 8min 57sec (537 seconds)

Published: Mon May 19 2014