- So I asked my editors to
pull the funniest moments from the channel. I really think they pulled
the cringiest moments, but here, enjoy. Huge thanks for watching all these years. (rewind sound) - I'd love to get my
flu shots with Dr. Mike and get a lollipop after. But now that I'm older can I get-- (gags) (hysterical laughter) - I give stickers. I don't give lollipops.
- So shocking. That was so shocking. - Was there an emoji or a word? (wheezes) - A letter? Or a word? Full word? Spelled out? (wheezes) But now that I'm older can I get the skin
flavored lollipop please? (hysterical laughter) - The first word of it is a name, and the second one is an animal. - It's a name and an animal? - Yeah. - It feels like a donkey. Is being an ass a medical thing? (hysterical laughter) - The first letter of the first word is C, and the second word, the first letter is H. - Charlie horse. (intense music) - Is this moderate intensity? Is this? I can't do it. Is this modern intensity? Oh, my stomach. I like your stethoscope by the way. - Oh thank you, thank you. - Matte black, it's a great choice. - It is, yeah. They sponsor my... Practice. - Doctor, why you listening to my lungs when I told you my stomach hurts. I don't understand. (playful music) - Oh. Oh. - Ladies, if I'm ever down and I need CPR, this is how you do chest
compressions, okay? - My guy, I know the joke you're making, but trust me those are not the
chest compressions you want if you're ever found down. You want the good ones. You want Dr. Mike on top of you pounding your chest, two inches deep, 100 beats per minute, potentially breaking ribs in order to get you help. Oh hi, Mr. Grant. How are ya? Let's talk about what seems
to be the problem today. - [Grant] Well, I've been
having some swollen tonsils-- - Swollen tonsils. You've seen somebody for that? - [Grant] No, you're the first
person I've come and seen. - Ah, I'm the first person? You've never seen people in your life? I just wanna clarify this for the record. You said I'm the first person you've seen. - [Grant] You're the
first medical professional I've seen for this condition. - Someone watched one
too many sci-fi movies and they're like all right, we need to create a device that does the same thing that
the manual toothbrush does, but does it worse. (laughs) - What's your doctor name? - Alexis. - You're Dr. Alexis? - Yeah. - That's kind of boring. (camera clicking) - [Speaker] Ohh. - What's up? - Hot. - What's your name?
- Hot. - Look into my eyes. You will see (bleep) - I usually take a shower
and then I wash my face off. - When you say wash your face
off, that sounds dangerous. What do you mean? (stammers) (blows raspberry) (whines) Whenever people have unique
control of their bodies I get so jealous, 'cause I cannot do
anything remotely special, except touch my nose with my tongue. I can't anymore. (club music) Mercury, Jupiter. No. - [Speaker] Jupiter is two? You think Jupiter-- - I don't know where Jupiter is at all. - [Dan] Jupiter's the largest, yeah? - [Sam] Mhm. One of the gaseous giants, as you well know. - That was my nickname. - So how is your vision? - [Grant] My vision has been fine. That hasn't been a problem. - The vision has been fine. So swollen glands with excellent vision, and that's your complaint today? (bones popping) Oh, cramp in the hamstring. Cramp in the hamstring. First aid. - I'm not kidding. I thought you said vagina. (laughs) - First aid. - I suck at this game. (laughs) - Puts a magic robe over your head and spills it, wait doesn't spill it. Let's it sit on your head. And the headache goes aw--. - Butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks. - Worried about their social status. Inflexible. Did Bear just throw up? I'm wearing a rose gold chain, and I have blue hair, and I have a spank belt on. Give me a kiss. (low beep) Kiss. (low beep) No, kiss. (dog barks) No, kiss. (dog barks) No, kiss. (dog barks) Kiss. (dog barks) Can I have a kiss? (low beep) Kiss. (dog barks) No. No, kiss. There you go, good boy. It's a dog ASMR. Speak. (dog barks) Look at my face. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth. - I have to title the granola bar. Doctor Mike's Granola. Mike's tasty bar. Bear, you want some? You came from the same egg. - We did? - Wait, we were in the egg? - [Mike] You were. - How did they make a baby? - I don't know. That's a question for mama bear. (laughs) Is it true that if you step on crack you break your mama's back, or if you step on a line
break your daddy's spine? I don't know what kind of
bondage question this is, but no. I don't know why there's
drugs mentioned in this. You shouldn't be stepping on crack 'cause it's illegal. You shouldn't be stepping on a line break. I don't know what that means. - [Dan] Do you know what this is from? - No. - [Speaker] Oh, how funny. - [San] It's when you
walk on the sidewalk . It's a game kids play. Step on a crack you
break your mother's back. - Whoa, this is some American stuff that-- - [Speaker] This must be. - You see, while these guys
were playing that game, I was learning arithmetic. The sun is a sniper but it's also a giver. Like of life. Oh, chlorophyll. (laughs) Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Fendy, Fendy, Prada. - [Speaker] I'm calling a code red. - A code red. What is even a code red? Is that a fire drill? - We've got a level
five anaphylactic shock. - What is a level five? Woosah. There's no such thing as a
level five anaphylactic shock. - I'll make the call. - Make the call to who? Ghostbusters? - Nurse, sedative. Now. - Sedative for what? He's not breathing. You're going to sedate him further? - I'm gonna give you a
heavy dose in three-- - A heavy dose of what? Can you start an IV first and put it in the IV. (Windows noises) (heavy breathing) - I faked having an allergic reaction. - It's too late. - What are you doing? - We still have to give you a shot. - No, no, no, no, no. - Malpractice. (stammers) Child abuse. Malpractice. Poor acting. - Fake, retractable syringe. (laughter) (groaning) - What did I just watch? Do you know how busy hospitals are? - It's not real. None of it is. - We just got all of the hospital staff and this bed for you, because we're all so wealthy and have unlimited healthcare here. Aren't you happy? - Do you think I was
gifted with these abs? - [Speaker] You're in
very good shape, doctor. Look at you. Congratulations. - For massage, I just like it when people
massage my face period. I feel like that's an under massaged and under appreciated area, specifically the masseter muscle. If you massage this for me, oh my god. Just try it right now. As you're watching this video, try massaging your masseter. Like while you're masticating. It's getting weird. - [Dan] Among the weirdest
things I've ever filmed. - Oh. Too much, okay. Kinda want to taste it. Can I taste it? That's not bad. Slap 'em silly? Ohh. (laughs) Am I gonna get in trouble for that? - The little pox.
- [Speaker] The flu. - [Speaker] Normal flu. - You don't know. Do you know? Do you know? - [Speaker] Do you know? - Calm down, calm down. Calm down, it's small pox. Small pox. Small pox. - If you ever run into a
bacteria, do not interview it. They will infect you. Infect you. You heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... Oh, helicobacter on a tractor. Yo, got that helicobacter on the tractor. I'm gonna change it and give
you that intrinsic factor. Ohh. I got that helicobacter
sitting on the tractor. I hear everyone hitting
me with the laughter. It's all right 'cause I
got that intrinsic factor living in my stomach. It can hear my (mumbles). - What do you think went wrong?
What do you think happened? - Is it a dry campus? - No. - No, they have a bar on campus? - Oh, that's what you meant by dry. (laughs) I just thought you meant if
the campus was wet or dry. (laughter) - I'm not feeling good. - Why, what's wrong? - I don't know, I want a GYN. (laughs) - She's ready for the GYN. That's what's up. - You look like that. - Bad turkey. Bad, bad. - Is this you? (spits) I'm really glad you
bulked up a little bit, because you look like a cancer patient. And you're like wearing a cancer shirt. - I lost already. It's a cancer event. - It's so sad. - St. Baldrick's. A child with cancer shaved my head so we could be in unity together. - But did he shave the awkward patches? And did he shave the muscles away? And did he shave those eyebrows? - Down in the DM. - Down in... Down in the hood. (laughs) - Have you ever done surgery
on a person who got shot? - No, I'm not a trauma surgeon. - I feel like you don't really
do the interesting things. - Yeah, I'm not a trauma surgeon. - Your job is like very (groans). (groans) You just see patients about like weird infections, and then you'll just be
like put some ice on it. - When did you become a savage? - I'm a savage. Classy, bougie, ratchet. - Do you have an evening
routine before you go to sleep? And if so, what do you do? - I eat. Smoke. - Okay. - And maybe (bleep). - Oh my god. I have no idea. Because you have two butt cheeks? I don't know. I have no idea. - Two legs didn't cross your mind, but two butt cheeks was right. Did anyone compliment you or comment on the pus? - [Speaker] Did anyone compliment my pus? - What was the pus material like? Was it very pusy or limited pusy? - [Speaker] I would say it was more pusy than less pusy. - That makes sense. So... (laughter) - [Speaker] Bro. Why you eat your fries before your burger? - The logic behind this, it's fries are carbs and they're gonna process way faster than the protein in the burger. So I want the protein
to fill me up at night, and make me feel full. (sighs) - I hate saying the word bro science. But if you're eating
it four seconds apart, the way that it looks
in your stomach is... So it doesn't matter if
you eat this bite first and this bite second. In the end it's all like that. (clapping) - [Speaker] In a world plagued
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