Dimension 20 The Unsleeping City out of context || Santa, ratman and stilettos

brandon loves this i love this bit i can't lie halves and just miserable looking i am not doing well on the inside uh the door opens up and dr lugash primitsky uh walks in okay peter probably enemy gang find out where you live now you have to move is that what's going on i kind of get what you're saying maybe there is that's the third one okay this is not great well i'm very excited to do it you might imagine it's not a lot in my line of work there's not a chance to prove i am a lgbt ally so it's nice to be able to do that just the santas they're stuck in the 90s i work at the school what you do you wear a cowboy hat i work at the school you know you i see you eat dragon from your coat right there i thought you drug the healer no no the remember the point is how much you're not a drug dealer i am but i'm supposed to buy drugs from you later no party you're crazy boy mitch how did they find me i don't what no way okay no that's okay i i i don't want to talk about he goes to say your dead name and he goes you turn around and a trash can with two little eyeballs on top flaps its lid oh no you try to start some trouble holy this is crazy oh my god what are you doing here sugar are you new to this place something tells me you're real as hell um and you see that there is a little rat with a slice of pizza strapped to its back like a hiker and you see he goes holy you're here it's incredible [Music] i wish i had a girlfriend uh we basically looked like if fran drescher went on like an amy winehouse bender and honestly i couldn't believe it because the house is a disaster they're like well i can't buy a bigger house because then it'll be obvious i'm in the mob you've fully cut my bangs down to about a quarter of an inch a d okay discount no i can fix the banks i can i just a couple more snips and i think they'll be fixed okay i'm looking at it now and it looks like like those old medieval monks it looks like one's just shifted forward about five inches to cut off the front corner it's 10 30 in the morning i know i exercise some restraint at 8am no one wants alligator skin anymore oh my god you know what do you want me to start running my mouth about alligator skin again cause i will all right jesus um when you do my hair you want to read an e-reader oh you want to read something i'm trying to figure out how that could be a pick-up line because it sounds like the beginning of one um yes maybe why don't you read my oh okay because i had considered maybe it was gonna go in that direction then i thought no he's better than that no i'm not gonna read your you see anyone who says like because i don't read short stories thank you oh my god there's barely any alcohol in there well um you know that's on us i guess that cigarette tax is no joke though that's true and then i'm going to take my stiletto off and thwack them see now i got shoes in my eyes sophia you are shoeless i believe in just doing the right thing and i i always wanted to be a firefighter so i accomplished that goal so feeling really good about myself i'm pretty much set for life i guess are you a firefighter i am that's a really cool bear is like he's like five eight but like really strong it's the cheapest therapy he can have working out hey something happened what was the window like march you're mr marge from the fireman's calendar yes i uh i have poster you're a real uh a real hunky number in here oh you're a wizard i'll keep it only me and theo well no you know it's been better you can move around i'm stuck in the doors um well you know if you go over the buildings it's a lot clearer santa claus is real awesome yeah i think i get it what wait is santa a scientist uh but is santa good i just really quit okay guys uh hold i can on how sweet your body's turning and it's time to take care of that tooth i just lost the tooth honestly that's awful let's go in a lovely steward of new york city i will be here until i die why can't you have breakfast mom i'm a 55 year old man i can feed myself it's not a trouble when you love somebody all right okay mom i thought it was just his plate i thought it was just his plate okay well there's a little more who do i mean well i can't eat all of this i'm gonna eat what's on this plate and then i'm gonna go okay you could take something with you i can't take some weight you could taste something i ain't gonna take something with me you don't have words later huh i hope we do i ain't gonna make myself sick i'm 55 years old all right i can take care of myself claude okay so why didn't you ever have kids um i'll see y'all children later it's the way i like it as always black as hell just like me i fell off the ladder and the statue went on my butt okay lo lo this is the fourth time you've come up here with something in your butt let's be real right now lol let's be real right now ain't nothing wrong with being kinky you mean that that really 100 ain't nothing wrong with being a freak hey hey dewey comes in with pete the plug under his eye put me down i got a very sweet smelling man here hospitals have so much money now what happened to you how much can i tell you like can you turn me into the cops what no what are you talking about we're in a magic room right now the hell oh are you what did you do to me i don't know i've been doing this for 30 years i've never seen nothing like that he's a nice dude little dumb a very golden retriever i like that i haven't heard that one before i'm telling you guys i seen it it was a sigh it was just freaking big it was the size of a freaking dog i swear to god what the up wally you did not see a rat the size of a dog nice swear to god i did it it was huge your thing was enormous you uh i don't know when he came out and i said i see good one and they looked and it looked right at me and i swear to god i smiled uh i look like kind of a master splinter i've got dumpster drill hey wally who's that jesus oh you turn into a rat it's a miracle santa fe bomb the hell are you dude where the hell is this dude oh hey it's you again oh my god are you real you were insanely drunk i'm sorry are you a rat oh my stale again did somebody shoot santa santa claus is real and he's dead but i am a rat man yeah let's get a little up and go see if santa's dead huh why there cub rash hey what's up what's up lenny i stole someone's keys what is the pixies do you see what they mugged santa they stole all of his uh santa's darling sweeties i'm well a lady would never say her age so i won't please wear a tap shoe even outside um see that there for people like you i don't do it for me i do it for people like you you put us in the word we with yourself everybody should move to new york i pull myself a vodka on the rocks [Music] oh my god you are a trip to hang out with me that will not happen again yes no it won't hey misty uh we think santa might be dead uh do you know uh what this weird pixie is darling i don't i don't study magic i just am magic maybe i'll uh put put you in a blanket and carry you over the weekend uh sure yeah so sorry are you mr march oh yes uh that's that's me oh my god oh my god are you a rat i'm a rat man yeah santa claus is dead everyone his name's peter i think what what would you check my bracelet when i was out man yeah wait a minute yours means your santa claus is missing right now i know how to fight all right well you think you think i don't know that you're um give it a shot see what happened why don't you give it a shot oh please do it i love it when we will do this go ahead hold on peter hey peter put the gun down this is like the walking dead forget about it

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Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 13 2021