some of my favorite dimension 20 moments with little to no context

it you are shoeless again i've been thinking about it i was thinking rowan ooh oh that's such a hot net oh [ __ ] i hate you now a possibility however slim that you are your own dad wherever you are right jesus i love you he turns into bats i'll pray for you zayn kiss everyone yeah well i'm gay so you're gonna have to talk about this in therapy later no it's set you up for failure i try to start dancing like that's a rat like i'm a trick rack 20. oh can i catch a tooth or a bone yes you can catch a tooth like when it's like pinata i want to rub shoulders with real people i want to go to parties and dump my beer down the sink and refill the beer can with water so no one feels weird around me juiciest [ __ ] cockroach you've ever seen is the cockroach i'm doing it because i'd like to create a minor illusion of a um of a sexy rat and i need you right now emily oxford to verbally describe a sexy rat put an image in my head as a dungeon master for what that is okay so it's like a real wet nose it's so great i don't have to judge player character choices but that sucks but it will start so hard and it's like um a really really pointy the whiskers are like long and like curled at the end like farrah fawcett hair and the ears are like so um perfectly circular and then the tail is like super long and um and like the front paws are super skinny but then the back legs are like meaty you smell smoke coming from across the harbor [ __ ] dog in it [Applause] your baby is so hairy that is oh my god upsetting other customers and i'm going to have to ask you to take your child out of the bar he has a tiny little backpack that he wears no that i wear that he lives in oh that's awesome hang on i pull out you see she goes no it's too cute it is [Applause] he got kicked out of the theater department and it's he's taking it hard who gets kicked out of the theater that's where you go when you're kicked out of anywhere else yeah let's get a little [ __ ] up and go see if santa's dead huh i think that sounds good all right i would like to take off both my stilettos and just put them through his eyes everybody here is calling you [ __ ] pants yeah why i didn't why you [ __ ] you shoot coaches hold up the coach's pants he's wearing my pants i'm wearing these kids we switched the pants dude [Music] is the children all looked mostly like the species of the carrier of the person of the parent that took the pregnancy to term except for they had awesome mohawks or like long hair and some of them were born with denim jean vests like they came out of the womb yeah no pants does everything i mean a baby with pants is a little weird but a baby with a vest is pretty cool and with patches on it already wow i'm sorry honestly [ __ ] the nightmare king's crowd

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Published: Mon Nov 23 2020