Destroying America With A NANO-VIRUS INFECTION in Super World Box

oh hey everybody i'm blitz welcome back to a game called war box you know the one where we get to sacrifice elves or the volcano gods yeah it's very satisfying we can also play with these guys the cold ones i'm not exactly sure what they do other than freeze the entire world and uh we can populate this pool with piranhas because that also sounds fun but you know what makes the cold ones nice and warm meteorites [Laughter] yay oh world box how much i love you oh look all the piranhas are dead wait what happens if we meteor a volcano does it make a bigger volcano wouldn't that be the worst huh who knew that meteors could kill volcanoes that's kind of exciting i better blast the hole in the ground oh look another volcano has formed we did it boys we beat the game we have done it congratulations go team but no what we have to do we aren't going to play with the world map today because well that's illegal we can't play with the subscribe one we can i mean you can always play with subscribe if you haven't already but what i want to do is i want to play with this world doesn't that one look fun it looks really fun so much fun that you already saw because well it was the video thumbnail it's america we get to destroy i guess in oklahoma right now that'll be interesting look at the cute little cloud over south america carolina california what's that one south carolina north carolina yeah and there's trees here i feel like there's a significant lack of trees in this world we must increase the seeds seed everything grow in my dreamish friends i feel really bad for the people that are going to live in colorado here because like there's not much to live on we also probably need to add some rocks it would make sense for like the mountain ranges to have rocks right that is who butt load of rocks i love it and a little bit of gold in california and colorado and did you know that georgia also has a lot of gold silver kind of everywhere worldwide and let's plant some berry bushes everywhere that berry bushes will grow i also forgot to make hawaii so we'll just add a couple of volcanoes and pretend it's hawaii and i get to bust out the trusty rusty op auto clicker and start spawning in civilization humans where do you want to live i think we should probably start in whatever state this one is not sure which state this is vermont new hampshire one of those two connecticut and activate and then maybe we put no no we need to put the orcs in florida they're going to be the new florida man and activate them and because we know these west coast kind of people they're more of the inventive environmentalists like the elves we'll put them right here in california and activate this is also one of my favorite sounds in the entire world something just very satisfying about the elves spotting it and everybody knows that dwarves likes cold things and north dakota was literally 50 below this week so that's where they get to live and now we just let go of the space bar and let my computer impale itself oh no hey look at the people they're starting to spread out the dwarves are taking over look at that that's so cool they haven't built cities yet but there's plenty of berry bushes for them to eat the orcs are burning things so they've got that going for them the humans seem to be dying because there's no longer 500 i better make sure to turn food off nobody really needs to eat peaceful monsters animals and creatures won't attack anyone that's not fun i feel like we need to make some sort of livestock that's pretty much the only thing nebraska is good for activate remember that's when i said that i really like the sound of elves i don't like the sound of sheep and i'm regretting this decision i feel like i gotta get rid of some sheep just too many of them that was satisfying i was hoping it would burn more it's not i should probably give it a lava cloud i don't know why giving it a lava cloud sounded like a good idea but it is burning things so we've got that going for us and of course the lava cloud is not stopping in nebraska it's going to hit chicago pretty soon don't mind the giant scar of lava rain halfway across the country so this is interesting uh looks like the humans going through a small small civil war not not great also i accidentally clicked on like some sort of gray plague thing and now it's spreading across the us um maybe i should maybe burn it or something i don't really like the idea of having a gray plague and i don't really know how to get rid of it that's more plaque i just come in more plague let's try to can i melt it does it burn it's not burning this isn't good um help how do i unplug the plague no meteors meters do the trick can you stop right now maybe if i do that it'll work or just completely nuke the round with meteors it kind of functioned oh wait we had an outbreak send help i'm sorry indiana i didn't really like you anyway did i stop that one that one stopped that one stopped okay gotta nuke this one oklahoma's pretty much gone uh it's still spreading no no no no we gotta stop all these little little plague little areas you're doing damn no stop it i told you you're supposed to stop i promise this time i'm trying to make it so the humans survive i think it's i think i did it i think i killed the plague a giant hole in the middle of america sorry oklahoma there's just like the little panhandle part that nobody really lives in we can nuke that too we'll just erase it it's better that way and in that amount of time the human um civil war has ended so that's good i'm really gonna be interested when florida man reaches like new england and then they have wars that'll be fun and the dwarves are pretty much the otans right now we got the minnesotans the north dakotans and the south dakotans they're just building up their sod houses ready for winter so they can go cry in front of their fireplaces and then nine of the elves have come out here and they've started like this weird hippie festival somewhere in the nevada desert i almost feel bad for the sheep but there's something else interesting happening there's some sort of migration of people oh little people what are you are you an elfie boy 100 year old elf warrior man where are you going dude they're they're traveling across the abyss where are they going are they they humans it looks like he's equipped for war i don't think this is a good idea dude you just walked clear across america did they set up a hou wait wait what oh no it's another civil war that's fine so they're beating the snot out of each other and then elfie boy comes over and it's like hey i've got a bow and then he just keeps just keeps walking those guys beat the snot out of each other and he's here he's like what do i do now oh he's gonna leave he just capped out by a tree you know doing elfish things oh no he's going in for somewhere else oh now he's no they're still attacking he's just running around in the middle of the civil war oh that city's gone he's going back home he's like i had enough of this i'm out of here he's literally the only elf on that side of the map wow the civil war is happening yet again there's three different human civilizations the dwarves don't care about fighting they just want to dig into mountains and the orcs you know they just like the gold they can't actually build here because there's too much gold i feel like i might have given them too much [Music] i need some more green area can't eat rocks i feel bad for the gray glue explosion that i made i must fix it what happens if i put water in here wait what [Music] evidently i can't put water in huh the great goo ate it all whoops just made a i made it inland ocean i call it the sea of oklahoma these are beautiful islands i would like to live here in hippie land aren't these beautiful islands the beautiful islands of litztopia it looks so nice right now we'll give them some rocks and some of this stuff silver junk and a little bit of gold and what is this like the eighth civil war that the humans are had there's three civilizations right here i feel like i need to nuke them just to make them feel better about themselves oh the dwarves have three civilizations now too and it looks like bismarck got messed up that's fine nobody lives there anyway look they're beating this not out of each other that's funny you know i haven't even looked really i'm wondering if anything has shipping yet because they can make boats now in the game hello any boats around just a bunch of leg if you zoom in too close i don't see any boats there's a boat that need a nuka does not look like anyone has seaside expansion but look there's detroit nobody wants to live there blitz says that diplomacy in random events is no longer gonna happen kingdoms can declare wars and treaties not and i'm going to go through and make everyone happy with each other there you go everyone's going to be friends just make friends in the world there everyone will be friends with everyone that way they can only focus on world domination that's okay the elves are friends with everyone except trees anyway they haven't even started a civil war yet which is sad but they have boats so you know what that means it's nuke time oh i almost feel bad almost not quite though we just need a single nuke just one baby one goodbye little boat nice to see you oh that wasn't so bad they liked it they're still uh still making civil wars forgot how to do the yield the like the settling thing and just like making some force with each other you know i tell these guys no wars and the first thing they do they're like ha it's time for war and then they go in and smack each other and then they laugh at it i don't understand oh the game also is really really not liking me because i it's a huge map yep and they're all fighting each other but it's also weird that majority of the population of this world is all east of the mississippi river which makes me think i need to put a real mississippi river in and just kind of forget about the people who live there oh mississippi river it's not quite shallow i need to make it a little bigger like that and we'll just kind of just drive it right through right on the border there yeah uh-oh told you the game doesn't like me today okay i need to make a bigger water close ocean that sounds fun look at the river flowing backwards yay go riverboy that's pretty cool at least we have the river now it goes all the way up in the minnesota what does this do a vortex okay oh it didn't do anything oh it kind of does stuff can i put it on one of my islands that nobody really wants to live on how about a super big vortex yeah like this big right here oh that's not nearly as exciting as i had hoped it to be we have real world problems right now the game is going slow i'm starting to feel like a man named thanos if you can call him a man probably need to use the uh destruction powers or you know i could turn war back on what should i do should i use the uh the coin flip removes half the creatures in the world it's kind of fun i also kind of want to cause a civil war which will also remove way more than half of them so it's time to do that again if i can find the right button yeah kingdoms can declare wars so let's just watch the world descend into chaos now maybe go play oh yeah we totally need a fan awesome too than us time i really wanted people to go live on my islands but they don't even care to move look at this town's name sucka sucka wow i can't even pronounce that there's so many weird names here and like war has just begun okay for real this time i gotta use the infinity coin there it goes i see it it's popping in this is the anti-lag machine this is what thanos really wanted to do he just didn't want lag in the universe anymore there it goes it's snapping i see the cute little coin look at that oh so nice oh here it goes it snapped and oh 1367 gone oh the game is so much nicer now i just need to do that every once in a while maybe another time there's the little coin it's so tiny [Music] yay the game is perfectly good now i just want people to go settle on these islands that's what i really want and then i can nuke them all i feel like we need to have worm tunneling worms whoa look at it go should i make 500 of them i think they die on their own oh it's making a mountain now oh it's still going and it turns back interesting interesting wormy boy yeah we need a bunch of them just for fun reasons like all over the desert over here yeah it looks terrifying i watched the movie tremors when i was a kid that's a bad idea we also need wolves and a lot of wolves i hear a massive battle happening over here somewhere so where is that maybe it's just lots of battles that sounded like woody woodpecker [Music] i'm not going to do that again i promise i kind of also want to turn all the plants to life that's the good thing about arkansas it's kind of all swampy and junk down here they can just turn everything alive and you don't have to worry about chiggers or ticks or snakes or anything else you're just gonna get killed literally by the trees rap nap and de zoop they're gonna get destroyed by ant beard here because that's terrifying all the trees are moving it's really terrifying not even all the little bushes are alive it's pretty cool hey wait we need to turn the houses alive too yes the soups houses are going to be alive i feel fine i feel bad for the dazukians and rapnap rapnap's like a sweet name if i ever made a town i'd name it rapnap the orcs have battled to get no they're they're battling each other don't worry about the living trees they're literally fighting each other right now i populate these islands with zombies since nobody else wants to live on them the proper answer is yes yes i can well this will be fun it's time to turn the orcs into brain thirsty monsters look at this thing it's called the corrupted brain makes creatures plunge into madness yes we'll put that right here on datatop i don't even know what it does but it looks really cool you only need like three of them yes it's beautiful they're gonna go mad and then we're gonna give the flame thrower up here to the humans that live in detroit because like we don't like detroit they have the lions there nobody likes the lions i made two of them and then we're gonna turn all of the dwarves into zombies they're just gonna give them the zombie virus and see if they want to go to war with anyone else i was really hoping there was going to be more inner species wars that happened in this video they didn't is there a life eraser do i say that out loud i found a life eraser actually this one or this one anti-matter bomb annihilates pixels that's a good thing to do to the elves oh that might be too much oh no i thought i had i thought i had like one selected we have to get rid of them they're causing too much leg oh yes oh i'm destroying yours with black holes oh no wait why are there people still alive how could they have survived oh nope they're gone now that was good well done blitz okay let's uh go ahead and just like erase all elf kind of there's not that many left of them yay i'm ripping america apart wow that's actually kind of creepy looking i don't think i like that wow that that erases stuff as much as the blob did i need to do that blob i kind of want to bring it back again it was fun where'd it go there it is the gray blob okay let's do it we're gonna start over here in elf land and i'm gonna watch the gray blob eat up the entire world is it going there it is do your thing great blobby boy kind of love how the water is being sucked up right behind it oh look they're still alive they might actually make it through this plague look at this center with the worms did this is pretty cool looking looks like some sort of weird like line art what happened to my towers of death down here in dota top did they make things deadly well they're still here there's only two people alive though i see arrows flying in it looks like the zombie door has been pretty much wiped out too oh well they don't have much to worry about i'll scratch that the gray glue made it okay this is pretty cool so uh the volcanoes didn't get eaten by the gray goo they're still here hawaii is still alive well the rest of the country is kind of just disappearing i promise it wasn't me oh no they're still alive the elves are still here they must have moved back oh never mind they're not alive anymore yay the elves are dead i mean no the elves are dead there goes the last of california it has been disintegrated goodbye california rest in pepperonis actually that might be a little bit right there but that's almost gone too you know what's kind of fun the more humanoids i destroy the more that this works it goes faster and faster with less and less things happening oh no 273 gone also this is cool one of the worms escaped the grey goo and it's rebuilding america actually i think it's dead it must have like left and then came back in somehow it got underneath the grey goo but then it walked back into it if worms could walk they don't really have legs though i feel bad i feel real bad just being deleted this was the home the home of the dwarven people all gone now i feel like the grey goo needs to fight the tumor can we put the tumor in the water no we need to put the tumor in florida there it goes it's beautiful we need a few more tumors we'll just put the entire east coast covered in tumors we don't even need to destroy detroit it's plenty to destroy it on its own i'm gonna do it anyway like seriously what happened oh yeah those things i need to get rid of those things i forgot about those oh the tumor ate them huh okay well that worked so i don't think our humans are doing too good there's three people left in this world yikes they're about to get eaten by the the tumors oh no there he is nobody he's running away eat that berry dude you can survive i promise actually i don't promise you're gonna die oh no you're gonna die keep eating berries baby bear oh no don't go in that house no no no bud it's oh the tuber keeps spreading oh no no there's two left we have somebody still living up here he's going to be destroyed by the grey goo he's just happily chilling here like i just love this area of michigan i have my field over here nice corn jumping around nobody's coming to bother me i have a sheep friend that's 100 miles away somehow he managed to kill all of the big pink stuff yeah the tumor's gone where's this guy down here now oh wow they got a nice city for one person oh it's probably because of this thing yeah if i nuke that maybe he can live longer oh that's not a nuke quick that'll work oh did i kill him i don't even know where he is he's probably just hiding in a house that's what i would be doing right now so it's a race and who gets deleted first that's actually really pretty that pink is like completely surrounded all of these states oh there's seven people where did they all come from how do you go from one to seven you're pregnant with the quintuplets oh this is bad they're going away oh no goodbye michigan it was nice to know you just kidding things nobody ever said and down here oh oh that's cool see i told them if they were to live on my islands things would be all better for them and there's literally one like butterfly there's fun butterfly left in the world these guys are trying to outrun it it's not working very good run little guys run try to put a campfire on the gray goo not gonna work oh no you're the last one alive you're the last one run where'd he go i think he went into that house oh no there he is right there no so uh that happened we can restart now with our friends in here good job us to five humans i think we did it we have destroyed the world again that was fun keep your stick on the ice we'll get you next time i'd also like to thank ben ellen hagan dickie james autodave eagle arc seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff noah collingwood jason mcfarland dagan paul longstone and rail as well as the rest of the patreon supporters and everyone who has joined the channel as a youtube member

Channel: Blitz

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Id: _ZzyXv0y9DQ

Length: 21min 37sec (1297 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021