Dean Martin & Buddy Hackett - Going to Get a Pizza Pie

my next guest is a wonderful guy I just like to sit around and talk to him and that's exactly what we're gonna do right now but you have to pay attention to because he talks kind of funny he sounds like he just swallowed lawrence well my pal Buddy Hackett hey you're all dressed up looking pretty real nice that's the beauty I look like a Jewish penguin are you kidding ready now we're just gonna stand here and talk now is there anything you'd like to talk about well I don't have really my talking clothes on you know where this is my dressed up clothes like three years and stuff like that Oh how's your feeling oh my fans wonderful Jeannie Jeannie she she all right I guess yeah like yes she's okay I guess you want to ask me how Sheree it hey how's Sheree you know some that I was wonder why you never asked about her what do you mean well you never say to me how Sheree I said to you once how Sheree and you sort of made funny remarks I said is compared to what do you know how to disappointment with her you know when I first married the exotic Shireen Du Bois you know that's why I married you married well Shireen Du Bois that was my wife Shireen Du Bois she's a French girl hmm I remember a mother has to cause Oh enemy you got seven kids yes seven children I got doesn't you yeah we all know you yeah I walk right in someone say hi Dean right off you know they asked me your autograph token no no you have children how many headaches three three hey pent like this no you got three amateur yeah what's her name Edie oh you don't know hard questions sandy he's the oldest and then there's ivy and that is Lisa you know that when sherry was expecting sandy you know hmm she didn't tell me that she was expecting a baby Jeanne tells you what she expected oh yeah I could see oh yeah I could see too but the way I eat I figure she takes up my battery we both were eating the same thing then she went to the hospital and got skinny and I'm walking around like this what what do you mean to dis see to tell me didn't she tell you she was having to be oh how I find out in the middle of the night she woke me up as she sent me for pizza pie so that's how I found out she sent you for a pizza pie yeah and it was snowing I here's what happened I'm sleeping right mmm so I'm sleeping and in my sleep I'm dreaming I'm sleeping no that's a swell thing you know like I'm enjoying two sleeps you get two for one you know oh yeah you're sleeping inside of your sleep yeah in my sleep of you tonight hey bud bud I said what she says are you sleeping I said no I'm weaving a Navajo rug so she said I guess you know what I would like I say what is it Oh princess of denial they like that kind of stuff yeah so she says I like to have a pizza party eyes oh yeah looking to draw it my Shh if there's one very graphic so she says if you really loved me it was snowing outside she says if you really loved me you'd go out in the snow and come back with a pizza pie I say that's right now she says are you going I drove off the cover lessons look at my feet are they moving I'll put you anything with me a peculiar thing is you can do this at rehearsal peculiar thing with me is that if my feet ain't moving it's a good bet that my body angle hopefully so she says I'm going home to my mother I said on the way pick yourself up a pizza pie and get your mother a five pound box of candy when one was diabetic I got out of bed animate cuz when I leave a Navajo rug I don't like to get any length on my jammy oh can I see it snowing outside try get dressed what I put on I'm half asleep I only woke up for one sleep I put on a pair of boots in a macron or that a Mackinaw comes up to here so I get in the car I'm driving I'm driving in the snow and a police car flashing the light say stop the car comes over the car and he taps on a window so I tap back so he takes out the gun at his little tap with the gun I open the window says you only got one headlight on I said get another one tomorrow he says he had driver's license I said you need a license to buy a headlight and never hide it he said whenever we stop a car with I see a driver's license on the registration I say I don't have it with me you see aren't you gonna look in your pockets actually I don't have any pockets please get out of the car I get out of the cars clasp your hands and back your head he says you're right you don't have any pocket he says where you go like that I say I'm going to get a pizza party hold it on that shot he said you're gonna eat it there you're gonna take it off I said I'm gonna take it out it's not for me it's for my wife he says I thought it was for your tailor I said him officer my wife never asked me before to get a picture by the militant life you think maybe she's expecting he says there's a good indication physically no hundert I'm gonna frisk you I said I'm naked while you're looking for tattoos he should have you been drinking as you know is your bloggers balloon it's a drunk test no I'm standing naked in the middle of the night blowing of the Lord people practice it haha I said happy Halloween I don't know what by touching the police station I walk in with boots and a marking on a balloon and a blue body from the cold I'm the lieutenant says a lot of Martians here now he says to the cop what are you booking him for and the cop said he was driving with one headlight and the lieutenant said is that all you noticed and he says to me give him to balloon and that's how I found out she was expecting a baby ah

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Length: 7min 35sec (455 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 14 2016