Dean Martin - TOP 20 Funniest Duets

hey that's you and i do a song together now i just explained to you dean that i cannot sing well you can hum i'll tell you what i'll get something going and you just we'll share the action okay oh give me land lots of land under starry skies above [Music] let me ride through the wide open [Music] let me be by myself in the evening breeze listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees send me [Music] my cayuse let me wander over yonder till i see the mountains [Music] don't overdo it gaze at the moon till i lose my senses can't look at hobbles and i can't stand [Music] fancy [Applause] you dance so great and you you just make it look so easy well thank you dean i i think it's a lot of fun and you really ought to try dancing not me honey i have enough trouble just standing here like this no dean really it's very easy actually dancing is just walking set to music and you know how to walk sure i put one foot in front of the other exactly sometimes i put one hand in front of me i'll tell you what count i don't feel like dancing but i sure do feel like singing something gee [Music] i wonder who i wonder [Music] somebody loves me i wish i knew [Music] unless you made a mistake for every girl last that's the wrong tune for every girl that's it let's take it from the top that's what i we're gonna correct i mean i got to practice oh rodriguez that's it i got it now somebody hit a bad note in front of me falling in love with loving it what uh we'll pick it up from here don't say cross [Laughter] i like this better from uh her from her cross cross for every girl that's it for every girl i got it he's got it just don't hit any clinkers in front of me [Music] [Laughter] karen you're looking head-on camera you're starting to walk stand by for your applause ladies and gentlemen here we go could i pick her up oh oh oh carol oh you dance oh so great and you make it look so easy oh thank you dean it's lots of fun and actually you should you should try dancing oh you cannot have enough trouble just standing there a demon it's very easy you see dancing is merely walking set to music and you know how to walk sure just put one foot out in front of the other excellent and some nights i just put one hand out in the front see we made a mistake and we're doing it again that's right and now we're going to sing a song so go ahead les and start the song i mean i made the mistake loves me i wonder i wonder who well it's my show i can make mistakes not your turn thank you okay somebody loves me i wish i knew who he can be here comes that part again [Music] you were meant to be my loving baby somebody loves me the hard part now to reach the moon i tried so hard you don't have to worry about it just to find you in my own body [Music] somebody loves me [Music] maybe but we fixed it thank you very much deansy what's easy you'd love broadwayzee new york is a wonderful town especially these days i can see us now in greenwich village together we're a couple of swells mr martin and mr mustell we give each other love beats and the daisies for our lapel who dream about the golden rods for we prefer the country far away from the riot squad rolling stones have asked us upper tea yes we don't go there to get there no sorry [Music] [Music] the avenue and to walk up [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i know you work hard you work hard on your job sneaking around and spying five days a week what do you do on your time off i'm a peeping tom no actually uh i'm a musician yeah yes i don't know brother what instrument do you play i play a paperback a paperback paperback would you like to join me in a little number oh well sure okay there you are this is it i said well let's drag it [Applause] i'm gonna [Music] guys with their flirty flirty eyes we'll have to play with banjos that are real oh when i come home at night it will be waiting [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] is [Music] [Music] before [Music] [Applause] oh oh boy [Applause] [Music] you [Music] venus de milo she was noted for her childhood but strictly between us you're cuter than venus and what's the more you gotta the arms in let's go cuddle in the corner and cozy little corner now it's just around the corner but when i'm around you [Music] like lagging angel walks what else does she do and she talk like a what like an angel and what about her head [Music] sunny boy as a kind of girl [Music] like an angel's wife [Music] pretty little feet she's really sweet enough to eat or she wants to look like an angel she cooks [Music] she's my kind of girl love is funny or it's sad it's quiet or it's mad it's a good thing or it's bad but beautiful beautiful what are we going to take a chance take a little walk is cheerful or it's gay it's a problem or it's plain it's a heartache either way but beautiful and i'm thinking that if she were mine i'd never let her go and that would be but pewdiepie oh [Music] the only one i see is very very very very extraordinary he [Music] love is all that i can give [Music] is more than just [Music] my story is much too sad to be told but practically everything leaves me totally cold you gotta listen the door's locked the only exception i know is the case when i'm out on a quiet spring hold it down somebody's sleeping back fighting the old enough [Music] i [Music] i [Music] some like the perfume from spain i'm sure that if i took even one sniff why it would bore me to rip [Applause] [Music] every time i see you standing there before i get a kick though it's clear to see her that you obviously [Music] is yeah i get a kick out of you so you met someone who shuts you back on your heels goody goody so you gave her your heart too just as i gave mine to you and she broke it in little [Music] think that love is a barrel of dynamite [Music] goody goody for me and i hope you're satisfied you rascal you when you see a god reach for stars in the sky you can bet that he's doing it for some dog when you spot a giant waiting out in the rain chances are he's insane as only a john can be for the change when you see a gent pay in all kinds of rent for a flat that would flatten the taj mahal thought it's sad call it funny but it's better than even money i like the guys only doing it for some dog sometimes some dollar guy only doing it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] give me a little kiss what are you gonna miss uh-huh i can't see what you gotta lose give me a little squeeze [Music] why do you want to make me [Music] i wouldn't say a word if i were asking for the world whoa what's a kiss between them i'll give you a little kiss and i'll give it right back to you yes i'll give it right back to you [Music] but i don't know why i stay home each night when you see your phone [Music] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what you mean [Applause] okay [Applause] thank you [Applause] there's something i i've wanted to ask you yeah what's that well go ahead just get off your chest baby what do you wanna sit down give me a little kiss no now they only gave you two bars why should i refuse i can see [Music] football season [Music] cheeks [Applause] [Music] sure [Music] cuddle up [Music] with all my [Music] oh [Music] i'm giving you a little [Music] what's the little kiss between a fella and a girl give me a little kiss i'll give it right back to you i'll give it right back to miss lane again how do you sing these things well you you sing a song and i'll do the punctuation mark and then i will ask you to sing a song with the punctuation mark just get used to it all right okay well i finally learned it myself all right remember good night you said i love you remember hey now that's great now why don't you sing and i'll try the punctuations maybe i can do it i don't know well i only sing for funerals but all right oh you can kiss me on a monday monday and monday and monday is the best i'll never never on a sunday a sunday is sunday of course that's my day of rest [Music] you know sometimes it doesn't come out it doesn't come out of it then you save it for the next time oh well here it goes i'll i'll try something you know myself i have to do this how can i do it myself fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars again i'm crying yeah maria [Music] i've just made a girl in maria and suddenly that name will never be the same to me the most beautiful sound i ever heard [Music] what a perfect night for love [Music] why is it true on a bright cloud of music shall we fly shall we dance shall we dance shall we then say good night and me goodbye [Music] so [Music] dig how about a song oh no why are you laughing well singing's your racket besides it's too easy it made too easy well anyone can sing it just takes a little practice i practice a lot all the time besides i don't even know the words to a song if that's all that's stopping you can use the cue cards for my theme song well that's a nice song but i wouldn't want to spoil it for you oh you won't pal let's have a nice little background music for dude take it easy you know this is the wrong way don't be nervous at all look i don't know this is such a good idea you don't know what'll come [Music] everybody loves somebody sometimes everybody falls in love somehow something in your kiss just told me my son there's no telling where love may appear something in my heart keeps saying that someplace is right here if i had it in my power i'd arrange for every girl then every minute every hour [Music] every boy would find what i found in your own [Music] everybody loves somebody sometimes and although my dreams were overdue something was wrong or someone [Music] like you [Applause] you heard that sounds it wasn't made by a cricket it was made by bobby goldsboro he's going to be doing it again during the following medley he sings with dean watch the expression on dean's face because he didn't know it was coming [Music] trying to catch that impossible dream leaving the straight line [Music] behind [Music] so it wouldn't die came running in all excited slipping almost hurt herself i laughed suddenly all my silly thoughts disappear she comes to me softly crackers and big [Music] leaving the straight line behind [Applause] stepping out with my baby can't go wrong cause i'm in rhyme [Music] [Music] fight away i like a flower [Applause] [Music] yes i'm in heaven [Music] and my heart beats so that i can hardly [Music] speak [Music] and then you could take it from there [Music] oh why won't you dance with me [Music] oh [Music] dance with i me you to dance with me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i never saw such crazy lyrics what is this what is that you don't you don't know one of the most beautiful songs in america what is that what's the marvelous song is one of my favorites look i'll sing it for you and see if you don't recognize it sure i'll listen to this [Music] what [Music] why don't you sing along with me this time here you read the music i'm game okay ready you're wrong [Music] quack [Music] okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] trees [Music] is [Music] will be curdling soon [Music] [Applause] let me see what are we doing now how about a duet a little duet that's wonderful you know what listen let's we're going to do this um i'm talking all this oh you want to do that's amore a little one and two and here we go [Music] all right now listen there's nothing to it trust me dino trust me uh how come i'm sweating so much will walk through it listen if you think i'm great now this is the dress rehearsal wait until you see the show i'm gonna be beautiful i mean this doesn't bother you no but this is not the dress rehearsal this is the show there are millions of people watching us here this is the show there are millions of people yeah [Music] [Applause] like [Music] when you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet you're in love [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] is i guess we might as well go through with it now shall we well we might as well go through with it we rehearsed it once i did [Music] there's a hole in the bucket dear dino dear dino there's a hole in the bucket dear dino [Music] well fix it to georgie did george you did georgie well fix it to georgie george with what shall i fix it dear dino dear dino with what shall i fix it dear dino with [Music] what with a twig dear georgie dear georgie did georgie with a twig dear georgie did georgie with a twin [Music] [Music] that is with your quick deal [Applause] all with an axe dear georgie dear georgia georgie with an axe dear georgie george [Music] with what shall i wet it dear dino [Music] with water [Music] and what will i fetch it dear dino dear dino and what will i fetch it dear dino in what and a bucket dear georgie dear george he did georgie in a bucket there george he did georgia hey you know what there's a hole in the bucket there'd be no dear dino there's a hole in the bucket dear dino [Applause] [Music] it's a real treat having you on my show thank you dean thank you so much you know ever since i got into show business there's one singer i've always wanted to work with that's right that's why being here right now is um means an awful lot to me it does sure if if andy's watching tonight maybe he'll invite me on his show for several generations now america has had three very able singers here who haven't done too bad the critics and the public all agree there's crosby sinatra and me well that's very good but you're no slouch yourself now tell me how did you get started saying it well my mother gave me singing lessons every afternoon she said uh you may not be italian but at least you sing and tune when it comes to real singers there are three crosby sinatra and me well as a matter of fact she always included me but then she is my mother yeah i learned the songs that made you famous from hollywood to rome like boladi that's amore and my old kentucky home oh that was one of frank's oops well i hope i can get up in that group someday it seems like you three have always been in the hit listing the past 40 i mean the top four [Applause] well someday everybody's gonna know that i exist i could spell your name i'd gladly add you to the list and there are lights on every big monkey there'll be crosby sinatra and me what happened to me just listen to this i'll never smile again hey you do it better than he does thank you i'm dreaming [Music] now you're getting into a little trouble [Music] jones a tiny tip no matter what there's always going to be must be sinatra and elvis campbell paul anka and you [Music] [Applause] hey i didn't know you play the guitar i don't you don't but you do i do would you play something i'd love to one condition what you sing with me i can do that what do you have in mind well uh how about a uh bossa nova nova nova nova it's easy it is easy oh it is very easy it is easy for me it is easy for you what do i do here is nice and easy yes what note i think you want some chewing gum e flat a flat [Music] it's easy i will tell you when to start you don't want to start and you give me the note i give it a note all right let me get out here so they can see you ready you got your note no but i'm ready [Music] wait a minute [Music] [Music] [Music] um [Music] you got it you did it it was beautiful what did i do ready for the big finish oh you can bet your sweet cheeks come on i'll do that okay it is all right [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] this you know this is my favorite part of the show because i get to do something with you yeah i'm all excited about doing our nursery rhyme medley nursery rhyme on the show mm-hmm yeah are you feeling all right well no it's just that i promised genie i'd behave myself that's the whole thing you know [Music] all i want is a room somewhere [Music] oh [Music] when i take you out in the story with a [Music] fringe [Music] a little girl he picked it up [Applause] [Music] merrily merrily merrily life is i lost my yellow basket [Applause] ready okay by me [Music] take my hand i'm a stranger in paradise [Music] creepers [Music] that's all i had [Music] [Music] i wish that we were there together [Music] and when he passes each girl he passes [Music] little girls get bigger every day little girl they grow up in the most delightful way [Music] because things [Applause] dean i i do hope we can work together again sometime honey you got an open invitation here anytime at all because ever since i saw you today i've been thinking why don't we do this more it's great to be together again why does it only happen now and then we ought to do this more don't you agree that it's right why we make each other laugh hope we make each other sing and you can never ever do a good thing so why don't we do this more often it's good just what we're doing tonight every morning every night i think we got fun [Music] we just stay as we are i like the likes of you i like the things you do i mean what else do you like well [Music] how about [Applause] [Music] i can't fix my films may not be new [Music] can't give you anything but like baby why don't we do this more often just what we're doing tonight we make each other loud we make each other so why don't we do this more often just what we're doing this is [Music] that's the only thing i've plenty of my baby you're dreaming while i'm scheming wide you're sure to find happiness all things [Music] [Applause] [Music] kill [Music] you're just too marvelous two marvelous four words like glorious glamorous and that'll stand by everest [Music] you're much much much much too much and just too very very ever be to ever wind up in that fat dictionary also i'm borrowing a love song from the birds to tell you that you're marvelous jew marvelous forward every time it rains it rains spinning don't you know each cloud contains pennies from [Music] be sure that your umbrella is [Music] [Applause] foggy day [Music] i think he gave me the wrong one with much alarm the british museum i think it blew its charms [Music] suddenly i saw you right there [Applause] [Music] embrace me [Music] oh [Music] she gets too hungry for dinner at eight she likes the theater [Applause] she doesn't bother again anyone she hates that's why the lady is she doesn't dig dice games with barons and ears [Music] she won't dish the dirt with the rest of those girls that's why [Music] [Applause] [Music] she's broke but that's old hates california it's crowded and it's damp that's why the lady is [Music] they looked at each other the components you're wearing are the clothes that you wore the smile you were smiling you were smiling then but i can't remember where i went world on a string sitting on a rainbow got this thing around my face [Music] [Music] life's a wonderful thing really [Music] if i should ever let it go [Music] and my heart is so lonely without you [Music] without [Music] when you're smiling [Music] when you're [Music] [Applause] [Music] is [Music] you [Applause] [Music] one more time

Channel: Deano Martin

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Length: 71min 12sec (4272 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021