Buddy Hackett Jokes With Johnny About Being Married Multiple Times On Carson Tonight Show

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mr. Carson is D Gabi hazing himself and he'll be out very shortly but while we're waiting here is one of the most most funny men in all the world mr. Buddy Hackett I got for a minute there you was gonna bite that mule is funny as mom's Immelman you wouldn't like him he's not our kind of guy I know are you really dressed up tonight oh yeah what's cooking nothing I'm just did figured I put on a suit people think I don't got none I'm not seeing you in a suit I'm except when you're out who'll benefit or something yeah come on here in some casual how are you I'm terrific I was up skiing in Aspen Colorado what's up come on [Applause] Oh hilarious you uh that's lucky we don't have to compete I don't know who's funny you were Dale how is the dad was gonna ask you Devon oh you're talking how was your lovely wife you know I read an article the other day when you first were married people gave it a year or something because had her 27th wedding anniversary New Year's Eve this morning and she's in Indianapolis about to freeze to death back there it's pretty cold yeah you think you'll be married 27 years well I'm not at almost 20 already I only got seven more to go you married almost that long aren't you what I would have been yes I mean if you you add them up that's press room between you and edge you've got three more wide or four more wives than me and Roy in about 30 more years and you make more payments to nobody then we make on the ranch now I cannot see you'll forgive me for saying so yeah I know you're fairly athletic but I've seen you play tennis now I'm trying to picture you on skis and that that's mind boggling that's a mind Bob well do you know I want to do it learning to ski you know well I've told you a lot of times about learning to ski yeah you know em not see ski instructors Eddie you just get up and you you know if you got a little one you ain't never gonna learn right well you're Jewish and you get one as big as that Indian and he says skied you and your ski oh yeah with three poles know they say that swish yeah I say are you a Nazi no I've been skiing a long time I used to ski up at the Concord but that didn't really there's no real steam little tiny Hills you know Jewish mountains it's like the it's like acne you'll fall down they don't even have snow it's sour cream have a nice complexion for the milk there that's nice and Jews don't ski too much you know watch that Noddy they don't do no rolling yeah imagine a dude on a horse right now cut it loose Harry [Laughter] or too many famous Jewish Cowboys hog-tie defeat when they gotta tie defeat they say commander Stan we put your finger here [Laughter] [Applause] imagine a die dives off a horse misses the calf and jumps onto a banker and writes out a loan so what did you what did you do the scheme I was getting really didn't snow man said ask are you good and I'm pleased that ski on it I know my son sandy you know he he's a good scheme and Lisa and I they started when they were three years old sandy was before and he took me up he took me up I'll tell you how high up and took me there's a place there called a big burn that's as high as you can go then we went as far right as you can go company's on the way down so we start skiing around to the left and there's a rope which says do not go beyond this point avalanches bears and especially not you have it and the kid took me up I said son do you think I can ski this he says no but I'm kind of anxious to get the money and he tried to kill me oh if I hadn't skied down on two stewardesses I would have never done one thing you get them apply they'll do anything you didn't know that that's how you lost the face wife [Applause] oh I think that divorce is a very kind of said it is let's start our two people love each other very much and then just somehow it don't work out you get up in the morning and you say I can't stand till you look at your face anymore like when she said that to me this morning [Laughter] you know I looked over my shoulder to see if anybody else was in the bed with us I she gets something of it do you keep your clothes neat yes yeah shelf with sweaters and we got building a new house so she want to put the old house on the market so she's want everything neat for when the people come to look see so now she open this closet and sweaters you know look like the Sheep ran wild I'm putting a wool back where it was and she called me and she says to me why why can't you keep your things neat she now had a most straighten out he said why they work so jumbled don't you know when you take out a sweater put your hand and let come out and let it drop that when the folded up and put it back on top and I didn't know what to say so I became a little boy you know got a little boy in us do you have any everybody ready and let it come I can't do that I just say do you know when remember that time you know what that I wake when I nearly got killed that's why now man sneaked in yeah bed man came and put them all whitening so now she start to laugh and now I it's been now three weeks I haven't gotten in trouble whatever she said I start doing this little boy which I call PUD but I think that's pun so now the veils were over I was Gary and reading and we're going to that thing for the comedy awards which we didn't win not know how you know it was fake and then read a veil says to me is part coming tonight I said no but what can't come because he called the neighborhood the wrong name the neighbour man's man's name was Perry and but didn't know to the name he made a mistake say what he call Mike a cocky-doody grown man yeah rebirthing yeah but uh well I think I'm getting out of second childhood well who is it the one said I don't famous others hated a man is Justin I blink away from a little boy yes did I blink away let me interrupt here a second ok we'll do this we're coming right back stay where you are [Applause] you
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Channel: Johnny Carson
Views: 330,889
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Keywords: johnny carson, buddy hackett, the tonight show
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Length: 9min 18sec (558 seconds)
Published: Sun Apr 26 2020
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