Dean Martin 12/12/75 hilarious on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson 1975

Dean Martin I've been Joey hello yeah sure you're gonna start already no we're not starting all right I'm almost through good to see you how'd all these people get in your room I'll let you know one thing that there's gonna be at least a hundred and ten people watching you tonight cuz I'm going to Frank's house you know it's this part is sixtieth birthday and we're all gonna get in his bed and watch you well that ought to be cozy little group yeah if they aren't watching I guess the coats will be watching this Shannon we're watching him did you guess did you get Frank something special how did you do out here I fair fair fair I had a big opening oh and that's it imagine getting away with that that was it yeah I know at least you know New York's got the finest but hey we've got the sweetest out here that's policeman forget it yeah did you who's the next one to come out did you did you know you're gonna ask me a question garage gate question well you go ahead Bernie did you uh did you get Frank something special for his 16th birthday yeah a nice gift but how do you wrap up glands you just to go huh yeah glands to go yeah how does it go on Edie yeah you don't um no ice cry quit that here use my car family I remember that's mate years ago some banana you don't at home this this desk looks bigger it is bigger at home well we'll ask Joanna Joanna Joanna where knows an a on him today there was once a Jessica Joey yes that's true it was also a Joan oh yeah I had so many things I wanted to tell you yeah these people look at you every night like this the movie a crew well we have a bigger group coming tonight because you and Bob are here you see normally nobody's sand over their doll oh I thought they were cuz Angie was it yeah banjee who Dickinson no she's not on tonight just sir no that was on when they when the elephant that we are oh we I have a hangnail I'm sterilizing anyway that's finger lickin good hey Doc how's your Severson you don't do many outside shows to you I never get that well you don't do many shows other than your own television show I don't see your I go to the magum what do what the Magnum in Las Vegas and the MGM Hotel let me go I go there six times a year pick up four or $500 and get out you gamble on the object me gamble me I was a crew Pierre for eleven years and you asked me if I would go up against them tables do you know that those tables are not there to be beaten do you know that that the percentage will get you why don't you stop me when I'm yelling like you asked how many guys break you up and stopped it Lee Marvin oh you do you're doing pretty good tonight out there you're breaking yeah you're following me you're I love you love you for it dude we're shots follow I like to follow you oh well we're gonna come back a minute like talk about your special Harris I had a special coming up Sunday the Sunday Oh this may actually put that thing together there got hide didn't know you said it the best everybody says I didn't know that or I didn't know that but you said it the best I didn't know that I practice a lot see how I set you up I'm a straight man haha oh I thought I was taller haha we're gonna take a short break publicado we're coming right back find my coffee like him twas the holiday season and mom was busy as could be baking chocolate chip cookies from a new recipe Pillsbury's best flour gave the total House cookie recipe a holiday flavor from one basic dough you can make eight different kinds of delicious Toll House cookies with cinnamon candied nuts and fruit if you like Toll House cookies you'll love this new holiday recipe only in specially marked sacks of Pillsbury the idea flour come to find the beautiful new fragrance of Jean two sensual but not too far from innocence Shonto the beautiful fragrance sensual but not too far from innocence Jean two from Revlon wear it and be wonderful we have returned we're back well he's just another fine organization he goes out done me Josh yes it does parties yes you can you're good doc boy you know it's so good to sit down I walked all the way from them curtains yeah I can take a lot out of a man could take a lot out of a man can't ya see how far that is yeah who's on uh-huh who's on whose you're looking at me yes yeah who's on your special the one that's gonna be on Sunday when they put together just a piece of cloth off of one of your you know that Ted and restaurant wants that jacket back we're tablecloth and you have your own clothes it's a shame they don't get something to fit you you know you don't like you won't know why your monologue don't go over was a smash tonight well tonight I didn't see it it's cuz he don't his wrist and you keep your eyes off the cube or haha you cook the cue cards you didn't know that I did I didn't realize that how often you do this show huh four nights a week herself no no I have other guests like you you're a guest tonight oh yeah we're good I'm just waiting for a bus I don't know what's wrong with my clothes I mean this is this is a nice outfit if you have a chicken takeout stand good and I'm gonna use that right tonight who's on your special well there is that somewhere before I thought maybe that the lovely ladies is on the house behind the Prairie there Michael Landon's on the job no Michael Lerner alone Michael Lerner she's on it no they think it's Michelle it's Michael it's Michael Lerner and she's on the Waltons isn't she no she's on Ice Show no I'm not what's the normal show that she's on there has been on the Prairie day the house behind the fridge yeah with Michael Landon I see yes the wall that's it well they live next door you know you go down and turn left at the fork in the road and you come to the Waltons on it then you go out here swearing again that's right now work and write Michael Lerner then you have that judge and that angle George angles George angle and I'm on it well good then we have a horse Dionne Warwick don't you do up DN Warwick yes are we good on you know we do this all on the beach and on a ranch you do this outdoors ha ha that a direct question as a director what do you mean you do this you do this on location yeah we went down to the beach then we went over you have some swimming scenes in the beach swim swimming scenes it if you don't necessarily have to swim if you go to the beach why would you go to the beach to be near the house of course I didn't look at it that way but what did everybody that lives on the beach don't swim you know just laughs that'll Beach I do a lot of other things what do you mean you have a horse on the show you actually have a horse on the show yeah I ride the horse is a big stallion it's about 16 hands I how high is that aren't they supposed to say that we just put that dog you mean Sicily major well that's how yet that's how you measure the horses you say it's 15 hands or somewhere to where where do they measure the horse from the top of the hand from the poolroom we're to help you see we try to educate our audience at the same time we give all bits of information from the ground that he's standing on you know I know I know that can take this where do they stop when I don't have to take this is right we gotta really go for a verb show Murr theme showing he's doing one of her he's doing a wonderful theme show tonight proctologists of the stars is they know that Merv asks you a question and he never listens to you did you know that he'll say how do you feel and he'll turn around my job yeah I don't understand any of you how do you feel Johnny and it turns away he's doctor sir No you say well yeah I don't know about you but I want to get a seat in the patrol car seems like we brought the little house in off the Prairie didn't we Oh Papa saying things like that you still think you have that thing on your head well we have to take a break here because yes are you gonna bleep the lab to nobody we have to take a break here cuz the fire department is here to resuscitate I told you I have four standards and practices it is lying on the floor hard as a carp so soon as we bring him around why will you gotta come back more often you

Channel: FredFlix

Views: 5,865,546

Rating: 4.7020469 out of 5

Keywords: classic tv

Id: zyl4Vvjc7pI

Length: 13min 44sec (824 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/13104598210]

He was actually a charming and funny drunk. I wish I knew what they bleeped out though.

[u/[deleted]]

Somewhat funny, mostly painful. I'd say he was legitimately drunk.

[u/Syllogism19]

A great biography, mostly truthful by Nick Toches: Dino