Dead Island Definitive Collection | 2020-12-05

hello my goal is just to scare the bejeebus out of anyone who's not on this to have there's got to be someone who was just like maybe writing down something or just watching something on youtube and just went that's just shocked why are you beating your table i'm not i'm just making sure it's sturdy that scared the crap out of me yes mission accomplished sorry garlic you know what i'm like sure i sure wouldn't be me if i was annoying the [ __ ] out here would i uh howdy folks how are you you were fishing in starju you thought you got a shark there i reckon the megalodon how are you folks how are you hello hello hello hello uh hello to all of you hello hello getting a lot of hellos i'm trying to say hello to everyone back hello hello hello hello pogs to you too pogs to you too yep hello hello pog poggers poggers hello yeah pog to you and a pog to you too very nice yep pog why so early we're not early this is the time we always stream on weekends i just don't have a rin anywhere except for the starting screen at the very bottom see i proved my point 5 p.m gmt anyway that's the stream for today i mean i'm three minutes early if that's what you're just talking about jesus christ come on i had the next three minutes booked up is that a point of a point of vodka it is indeed how are you folks how are you bonjour kevin how are you i'm not too bad my french friend thank you very much for the kind words there speedy uh let's see thank you for the support as well guys a drinking pure vodka i am indeed it's a vodka kind of day um tushy sublime pewter uh salmon kj shadowhawk thank you very much for the subs very much appreciate it what are you playing we're playing dead island i'll be playing some co-op dead island with wilco0103 uh it's been a while since i played this game i remember staying up to play this game at when was it i don't know what year it came out i stood up all night to play this game because i wanted to play it on release with three of my friends we were all very excited for it um and i think it's 6 a.m i stood up to and the launch was so buggy it was absolutely horrible it was all over the place they even left in like the debug menu and all this kind of stuff it was just so broken there were some parts that were just impassable um tushy hazy jitters raven uh uh bree streaming uh kakken wolf brittle bean that crazy one has he lonnie a skyheart thank you for the subs uh paul irish thank you very much is it is it po irish or polish i'm not sure paul rich thank you very much for the 10 subs that's super generous to you thank you very much for that i appreciate that a lot you're too kind ski buddy airy literally mr macgyris or that is that mr mc i wish maybe i don't know i don't know salomon thank you very much for the bits evan uh sexy cactus a confused goose eerie bird of dirt thank you for the subs as well um halo please thank you very much for five subs as well it's very kind to you thanks for all the support guys thank you for the hype train we'll be joining will in about five minutes reading his heart it really is stringer who said dying light dying light is a very good game i played like the whole thing with max except for the final level which was like forcing us into um single player for some reason to complete it i don't know better turn off my heater can you play twin mirror i was meant to be playing that today but it got pushed back a bit gonna be playing it next week some point looking forward to it we'll have a little extension where you can join in should be very fun have you played dead by daylight i have but i'm really bad at it like super super bad at it yeah that's a point of vodka have you ever played riptide i completed riptide i believe not mistaken you're playing this solo no we're playing with wilco 0103 it's dying like good i need new games i really enjoyed it in co-op it's fun and co-op i think i don't think i'd play it by myself but that goes for a lot of games to be fair uh halo and paul irish thank you very much for the the multiple subs johnny boy blazing wolf avatar kid guillotine gamer uh lorora lonnie hey for the bits as well why is everyone so curious about what you're drinking they're just confused because i have vodka vodka at 10 a.m i would never do that it's 5 p.m hello please thank you for the bits as well uh tumblr and non thank you for the sub uh yeah mick thank you very much for five sub and mr mcirish stage for the ten subs you're very kind thank you very much i'll down my vodka for you i think i get banned for terms and conditions there in terms of service even um what next-gen games are you looking forward to um i'm looking forward to cyberpunk that'll be cool to play uh but then again it'll probably be too overwhelming for me to play a lot of so i probably won't play too much of it and there was something i was looking forward to i can't remember oh the ratchet clank game that was it i don't know if it's out yet but i'm looking forward to that a lot we play bone works again i'm not sure i really liked it but i don't like making a lot of vr content because i think it's not for everyone and i don't really have time to play these games by myself as much as i'd like to sometimes are you irish or australian i'm both irish i don't know why you think i'm australian is it the accent it could be jelly sauce calendly slug pasta and it's bethany thank you for the sobs um people playground i will be playing more of that i've already recorded another video on it yeah it is the can you say something an irish um all right uh please australian sounds nothing like irish yes you got a point i mean they're not that similar crikey i can't go all right fine well let that prove it it's gay like yeah but irish gaelic it's kind of like man we like we don't we don't really say oh i'm going to learn a gay like in school we say i'm going to learn irish in school um that wasn't irish it was irish indeed i like how confusing it is just got one of your shirts for my son for access that's awesome thank you very much i hope he likes it um what did you say i just asked could i go to the bathroom please thanks guys for the hype train you're very kind let me catch up with some alerts and then um uh wait what was this um uh use analog fight controls more control in your swings it's super fun i will try that thank you for the tip um medal of honor vr is that a thing a lot of people said i'm not allowed to go to the bathroom you should have been one of those really generic annoying teachers here you go can i go to the bathroom and then they go i don't know can you and no one laughs it's the most obnoxious thing ever i feel like multiple teachers did that for no reason uh yeah mick and mr macaires thank you for the gifted subs again look oh my god everyone finds it so funny comedy it's the way they have to say it as well it's like a punchline and they're waiting for the applause of the class they probably go home and they're like the kids told the joke in school today i said i don't know can you and everyone stood up and clapped for me and they all said we're going to do extra homework because you're so funny um all right let me catch up with these before i ramble anymore and i'll jump in will if his volume is too low or too high let me know and i'll adjust same goes for me and i'll keep on top of the alerts but i'll just stop every now and again to catch up because i don't want to be reading over him constantly um the jelly sauce calendar only slug pasta overlord it's bethany thank you for the subs halo blues thank you for the five subs and ronaldo thank you so much for the five as well you're both way too kind uh ali wire thank you for the sub miss mean kitty helani um rhiannon thank you for the sub as well lonnie thank you for letting me know that i'm allowed to use my own restroom without having to ask ask questions thank you for the tip i want to only have more minecraft soon i'm just you see the problem is minecraft and start you fill the same void in my heart and i i'm playing them both on stream now and i want to play them both all the time and but i've got all this stuff going on i want to play raft with the boyos and i feel bad for wills so i need to give him company because otherwise he just sits there and cries all day if i'm not around sometimes i leave the radio on and it keeps him happy for a while but he needs me for some of the day uh that's right thank you for the bits uh angie just kelly uh jd jj thank you for the subs and halo thank you so much for five more subs you're very kind thank you very much for that that's super kind here more bug snacks i would love to play bug snacks on screen if people are interested i'm not sure if people are interested or not uh birds if birds aren't real thank you for the bits uh how can i scare will oh he's muted god damn it i wanted to try and scare him all right he's doing his his little intro part he's not partner so he can't squad stream unfortunately so sorry about that but uh hopefully he'll get it soon he's on his way bulk snacks i was really interested where it was going and it seemed like a really chilled game i might play some tomorrow i'll see i'll see i just wanted to play with someone today so i asked will what he was up to um second i'll just poke him uh oh excuse me oh call camilla all right there we go i sent him four pokes just to play on his stream halo thank you so much is that another five subs i was just going to say thank you again for those five but you just gifted another five halo thank you very much halo blues appreciate it daz pool louise ex also um lucius thank you again all right sorry i'm just waiting on will now um bless your sweet soul from the heavens above thank you very much that's what everyone should say when someone sneezes he sneezed on like a train or something oh god that'd be terrifying nowadays and everyone just starts to access it all right give him a few seconds now and i'll try and scare him oh my god oh my god guys thank you very much for the support um halo thank you again despool diamond assassin birds aren't real thank you for the five subs f buddha uh lead ants and uh apollo irish tank i'm going to say po irish is is is that right paul irish polarish i'm going to say polaris polarish that that sounds the most right polaris thank you so much i'm sorry if i'm butchering your name that's very kind to you uh megan thank you for the bits there as well that was super tiny as well polish halo birds aren't real thank you very much all right i'm gonna i'm gonna scream now okay i'm gonna scream irish at at wilco when i on mute so get ready all right you're ready for the sub maybe maybe turn down your volume i knew it i told everyone that oh i can guarantee he's going to just come in shouting i called it i just like the attention so you know me i really need the bathroom though that's why he's screaming it okay go to the bathroom then no you all right i say can i go to the bathroom and then you say no no you say what do i say you go i don't know can you like those cool teachers oh for god's sake did you ever have teachers like that no i the teacher who used to get people in headlocks wait what i had a teacher who got my mate in a headlock and gave him a nuggie like like missing or like messing yeah but yeah you're not in trouble no he was he wasn't all right teacher to be fair he taught you a lesson or two so i suppose oh yeah it was the it teacher all right okay the it's teacher yeah the it's teacher yeah we didn't have an ace department in our school oh what's that so i'm so bad at computers uh it shows i know um oh one second there sound muted miss bethany thank you so much for those 10 subs halo thank you for the five as well you didn't have to do that guys you've given way too much already thank you very much at bon mar bon bon that's a very generous tip as well uh wizzy emily elky delk thank you for the five lonnie thank you for the bits as well and uh adam thank you very much for the sub you're you're too kind guys thank you very much speakers are usually the best it and pe are usually the ones who troll you one will catacomb delegate what huh i'm just jumping into the game now okay oh no my game i was talking about it teachers look how great they all are oh they're great aren't they i would assume like um right let me see these settings do you think i can run this game on high i don't think you can ah probably not foliage quality um should be really on or off i can never remember that one but my monitor because i've only got a 60hz monitor now i have it on because i get screened here turn it off if i have a better monitor um best quality there we go that makes it easy for me um new game okay i'm gonna be wait who is this who is ryder oh jack ryder who's that the guy no zach the guy from batman the journalist what you've lost me all right i'm gonna be rider okay okay you be ryder this is the zoo play in one punch mode what does that mean what should i should i click it do it writer campaign will be started in single player mode okay so this is the intro right you have to do an intro at the start of this game yeah it's so low so it's like 10 minutes where me and will will be playing separately and then wait he's dlc is he dlc can okay well i have the dlc oh it's a definitive edition yeah okay i'm gonna be sam b because he's got a big hammer that's awesome i need to ask you some questions oh is this wait is this hold on is this not a demanding a co-op game mode is this a totally different story because that's not what i wanted why did you click on punch mode no i clicked rider as my character but okay yeah this is completely wrong hold on i'm backing out and the controller's not working does controller work in this game yeah mine's working i mean this just went horrible yeah you can't cooperate or they're saying sorry my bad okay well i'm being zamby i'll be uh logan then um oh my god jesus christ thank you for the support sorry about the delay now i didn't realize that was dlc samhef adamatrona um crazy captain uh sarah is a lime aaron witchiness uh sir charizard the great jet black abbey script in us a tiny poof name for the subs sorry now i'm just trying to get this working halo thank you so much for 10 more subs you're way too kind halo you've given how many jesus christ i'm not even sure anymore thank you very much halo and we're getting we're getting this ready now sound hopefully my computer can run this oh god that would be sad wouldn't it it would yeah wait but your computer's like better than mine now isn't it oh yeah it is did i tell you i've got a 30-70 uh you mention it every single second of the day yeah funnily enough why is my game frozen i hope this doesn't mess anything up my chat just called me out on what i'm picking the big tough guy uh you're over compensating as usual yeah exactly that's what they said i'm just insecure you're insecure don't know what for you um turning heads when you walk in the door is that the wars uh what song is it um spy eminem is it yeah oh i'm not good at rap music okay even though me and crowley spent like an hour last night just looking at um eminem diss tracks nice did he make one of you no he didn't unfortunately i'm too big for eminem you know yeah he wouldn't come at you like that you're sam b exam sam b big tough man okay i've i'm set up now so play new game it's saved my other one even though i got in and immediately i'll turn forward i'm ready new game are you used to that because he throws stuff yeah he's got the big i like the guy the big hammer yeah that's sam b that's you bambi yeah i love sambi oh sambuca imagine oh i just realized that could actually be the reason for his name you reckon i think it could why is my controller not working this is so sad do i have to play with what's wrong my controller is working all right i gotta play mouse and keyboard oh what a loser yeah i look like a damn fool um i don't know why i'm playing on controller actually i guess i'm just used to playing this game on console yeah i it seemed just like a controller game but always a flashlight is it plugged in i'm not that bad guys hey do you remember the the trailer for this game oh the who do your voodoo no no okay oh wait i think this is the room i didn't even realize have you have you started already i've just been looting things in the game yeah if you come out of the room you started and then go left that's a kick at the end of the hall there's a room that's open it's the room from the trailer that it was like all slow motion and going backwards and the the kid was being grabbed by that zombie and the dad he dies yeah yeah yeah oh i remember that everyone was like blown away by the trailer even though it had no gameplay whatsoever oh wow the hype so much for this game the blood looks terrible yeah it really does oh god what is this effect's sake microphone polaris thank you very much for the gift it solves again you're very kind halo thank you again sophia who emmick anonymous thank you very much guys microphone just saying lonnie abandoned your stream for mine because i have a nicer computer lonnie i'm not counting i'm talking to yours you don't know what i'm saying so if i just change the tone up it can be anything i want it to be halo thanks very much for that you're too kind i think you might be the halo hey the hey the halo the halo the master chef as they call it oh my lord thanks very much halo all right are we speed running are we racing well yeah we're racing okay i forgot what the buttons are how'd i use my torch there we go uh okay awesome i i don't know which way i'm going though um the opposite way to where the dead bodies are i've gone that way already i'm well ahead of you now i found um a can of coke on the floor ah okay now it's wait i've already been here okay i was looting everything there was a low five music right in the background and nothing like slaughtering zombies to lo-fi oh i've hit the cutscene how do i open okay wait what okay there we go i have to be out here that makes sense oh this game's gonna be a mess lonnie said they do understand that you're not allowed to use the restroom dad's pool thank you for the two sobs microphone activated ah well corker miller sean shin huh freshen on madras oh no yeah you can't hear the game hold on let me boost it a bit sorry you didn't miss much anyway um so i'm at the balcony i've got some nice good old bloom motion blur and then why is it what's it when the sun's in your eyes uh owies oh always i see my sunglasses to deflect the owies that's the kick button you never expected me to play this game today yeah it was a weird one it was will suggested it one day and i was just like that would be fun actually played a lot of this game it's such a good game oh my god that actually is scary i don't like that at all wait there's zombies will zombies in the game what the hell is that why they call it dead island jolly not it's a little bit on the nose now come on how do i open the elevator hatch that was i'm still flying help i'm stuck there we go okay run dude run oh god they're all over us well no honestly it's crazy there we go i'm safe in a cutscene now honestly my guy wasn't running that fast it felt like i was running fast but i don't think i was what kind of a zombie sucker punches you on the back of the head what oh wait there's zombies yeah it's crazy isn't it i just i think i've saw this have you done the elevator part yet oh yeah i'm well ahead of you dude i thought we were racing we were racing but i have to hydrate oh okay makes sense me too to be fair my day to down that vodka i'm trying dude thanks so much for another five subs christ almighty you've given way too much but thank you very much for that all right voices sean thanks for the bits no i'm in a race oh yeah i keep forgetting we're racing yeah i keep being distracted by the loot all right i'm running for it oh turn around oh don't run at them run away from them okay oh my lord i just regained consciousness and everyone in here is telling me to go out and help the lifeguard when they're just sitting around this guy looks cam out oh jesus thank you very much for the tip jesus that was very kind thank you very much i woke up at 4 a.m to watch us play dead island oh damn i hope that's worth it i was still awake at 4am did you stay up that late yeah me and crowley watching diss tracks i think i stayed up till three i i had a coffee at like 11 p.m for some reason i was just like you know what i had a bloody awful day i'm gonna treat myself to a coffee it didn't make me feel alone i've still never drank coffee music is too loud i can put it down honestly stay away from this stuff it's bad for you i've never touched coffee or tea i don't really like tea to be i didn't like coffee either for a long time i only had it for the caffeine boost and i'm still not sure i like the taste of it i just kind of have it for the boost and the satisfying taste of coffee it's nice to sit down and have a coffee everyone's saying coffee tastes horrible yeah i mean i get it to be honest um like honestly if you offered me for the taste if you were like would you like a coffee or just a nice warm glass of water i think i'll take the water deep for warm water hot water or cold water warm water i have a nice warm water oh yes warm water i love that warm water ah yes how is your water now is it tasting good is your water better now no my water is still ruined and this lifeguard is just being eaten whatever happened to dead island too um they released the one called dead island riptide yeah but there was that trailer for dead island too like three years ago or four years ago i don't know nothing ever came of it i think there was a game play revealed where there was like five to ten minutes of gameplay it was set in california and then no one was hyped about it so they cancelled it if i remember correctly that was so dumb i've killed this lady all right they're all dead oh wait never mind oh thank you sir are you on the beach yeah i'm just killing zombies nice i'm just past that part too he was touching with you sorry i'm sorry i didn't realize you were so good at the game i'm super good at the game yeah i should have picked logan and not sam b no you're the better character i i'm just the better player here i have huge it's biceps oh hell my boiler doesn't work ha ha damn i think you win please join okay i'll skip the cut scene to join you this game is pretty wacky we've been whacking a lot of things oh damn dead island too as a scheduled release of december 31st 2021 21 really awesome they do have um we're just preparing for it we're here early microphone thank you for the tip saw it hash brown and snacks a lot thank you very much for the subs but who can thank you for that again and halo super kind thank you very much for all the subs microphone activator oh hello sir all right no friendly fire anyway it's good to know yeah just quick test all right well we see what we have to do does that pause it for you i don't know it's coming up one of two players no oh okay i was just gonna oh okay i was gonna just try and turn my field of view but we'll leave it it says you're talking in game but you're not like i can't hear you hey uh someone said who's going to be the one to tell them that release date isn't real that release date isn't real well now i'm devastated i was i was just psyched about it i can't believe this all right now i've got you in here oh never mind see you later that's it i'm leaving now i'm running up the hill dude i'm doing the mission oh run through the fields oh i i just remember what my favorite thing to do in this game is but what why is that i gotta find it yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna oh what's this oh a broomstick nice ow is this game hard i don't really remember um i don't think so i don't i don't remember it being hard take algae off their body okay i think it's dead i think we did it chief i remember there being a zombie in here oh there's a zombie gear die oh oh my yeah that's dead my weapon's broken oh oh i've got a knife why do people watch will tay i don't know hi how are you tay oh a pipe if this isn't next generation gaming i don't know what is i took the pipe from the wall what the hell i didn't know that was possible i didn't either but we're in next generation gaming now will i just realize that pipe is a solid pipe yep and the pipe goes nowhere wait what is the hold on it just stops is it meant to be a gutter or something i don't know i mean there are no gutters on the house yeah i'm not sure what that is to be honest with you and i just took it out of a solid pipe there's no there's no hollow in the pile you know what this is next generation have you ever gone on a game i just took a second to admire the electrics and all the um effort they put into the game no that's extremely weird and i don't know who would do that i think a loser would do yeah i i think they're really weird i was just bringing it up because like you know if someone did that it would be weird exactly i'd hate that no i think if you um uh if you're into anything like that you you kind of notice that they don't have experts doing them you know if you know a lot about your field which is kind of funny because like i play games and i'm going like this make a good vlog you know because i i'm into youtube from that perspective yeah yeah yeah i didn't know how long you been doing that for something uh not very long yeah about 80 dog years i think oh damn yeah that's like two years yeah um i found a guy crying in the pool oh like he's not having a good holiday we go find him this is like me when i was a kid and my parents took me on holiday i i just didn't like holidays i just i was killing someone okay got him who's crying let's go see oh he's crying maybe if we show him things could be worse he might feel better you guys screaming [Laughter] can i skip this well he won't be using that knife anymore will he no it's no need for that i'll take that oh you can throw them microvoltage that's good for the bits kellen only thank you for the five seconds what's going on around here oh recording very nice [Music] what'd you find i found yeah a vlog we need to watch it later oh there's a tv in here you can watch it i watched it well i saw the tv a second watch on the tv uh it's through there no this one's broken over here yeah oh yeah the tv who's in here ah die lady there's a lady in here oh no he gone demon let me in she's not dying you close the door on me no no no what the hell how's it going in there um you're having a blast it sounds pretty good yeah she's gone now i really wanted to i really thought you would i could actually watch it on the tv oh yeah you can wait well found some money why are we here again i can't remember oh wait there's something objective in here we got a security key card here oh oh oh why did you turn it off oh sorry i didn't know your eyes you're listening that i love this genre of music it's my favorite the boom bap [Laughter] let's go back down the beach i remember doing this mission a good few times it's one of those games that like some people would go oh let's play dead island co-op and you'd start as four and then you'd never regroup as four again so you wouldn't get any further yeah like borderlands literally yeah it is just like borderlands did you know max is max hates borderlands does he yeah i'm not a huge fan either i love the humor and i love the style but the combat is a bit boring to me so i get a bit tired of it sometimes uh it's a bit grindy it's a really fun game no they are good games dude my instagram is the problem flap trap is the best claptrap is great he's so down to earth and so cool yeah i want to be a claptrap when i grow up imagine microphone thank you very much for the soldiers see i remember it the fry man emmerchu polished oh what he's given me thank you very much microphone activated oh yeah nail mod that's a reward he's like oh put nails in a board man it'll be really cool for risking our lives can you you can get cars in this game can't you uh yes oh my god i can see her brain it's screaming i can see her brain is she smart smooth brain what is that screaming can't hear anything no there was definitely screaming from like over here i i don't know what the hell that was got propane propane all right take that wait isn't there juice somewhere here there's definitely juice around here all right kevin take me to the juice i need to find the juice there's got to be juice yourself oh teddy bear oh teddy bear he can't kill a teddy bear can you do like stealth attacks or anything in this game um i don't know what sorry i didn't know this was occupied good lord i i didn't know thank you will how dare they attack you for not knowing exactly i've got lemon juice how do we level up um i don't know back button yeah back button then skills and maybe for you tab if you're using keyboard and mouse oh but okay i thought him in backspace and i was like what that okay what's good to put up oh i did my attacking because my guy's got big muscles nice um so any for health you gain additional health i might call survival i actually know i might do that yeah i'm gonna do combat can i choose it okay yes stomp is pretty good um where's stump according to this i'm a socialite how are you i believe it don't mess around the graphics real quick it's a bit too bright oh no ah oh there we go it's not too it's a bit bright still it is very bright in this area i think it'll be all right once it gets going the sun is just evil okay um bloody rainbows said you should get the first in each tree and then build what you want after that okay beat up these zombies oh wait no it doesn't work my biceps aren't big enough kevin protect me oh i got this thank you there you go look at them biceps you want to see me flex yeah yeah oh i thought you meant in real life oh sorry no no no no one flexes on this stream i always go into will's chat i either tell him to drink water or flex at least you drink the water even when even when we're not on stream you're like randomly oh will flex go on will flex either or not on a video call but occasionally he'll reply there oh he's being he's so evil please hydrate will i had to turn off the hydrates there was too many hydrates for the time being we have like okay it's there yeah and not to drink like a gallon of water in about 20 seconds it's good for your skin yeah water's good for everything to be honest oh i fell down should have had more water oh yes there we go is this wilco's zero one zero two now wilco zero one zero two is dead cold thanks so much for the bids dark fire and sinners thanks for the subs as well oh will she's all sandy sandy yeah like you know spongebob oh yeah i'm too busy saving someone who's in a car okay i thought it was cool but it's actually just kind of weird if you get them down on the sand they just instantly get covered in the sand it's not a gradual thing get them down by the water by the the beach oh they just go from no sand to covered in sand what's happening over here i made a friend oh watch i'll do it to this one so no sand hey oh wait she's not the sandy parrot hold up get back up she's not in the sandy part i want to make a mess this is the rocky part this is where you don't make the sand castles all right there we go wait no that not that hold on no not that wait no not not yet all right hold on i've almost got it hold on any second now on my screen you're just kicking nothing sorry i was the receptionist of the hotel she was super rude when i checked in no i mean it was over here maybe it only works here then what was that why is there a propane at me can it blow up wait hold it oh i don't know if you can blow up put it down you look down like from your hotel and there's just two lads throwing propane to each other um i was not even able to find a ball oh i tried to bat it out of the air just imagine one of them just whack it and explode we're not we're really strong we're very strong that's a lot of propane it is you know how heavy propane is oh it's so heavy yeah like 500 kg of propane is like 500 kilograms oh my lord yeah it's crazy that's almost 500 kg yeah it's close to it anyway all right i'm here where are you oh wait i remember one behind you i remember what happens here there's a big boy here that we need to watch out for i am a big boy and i'm ready to fight okay i'll leave you to him then oh wait yeah i remember this parrot let's go get it big boy um i think we go through the gate at the back i think yeah there's a key card at the back you remember a lot more of this than i do i'm really good at video games yeah yeah awesome dude that's right i'll teach you how to do this maybe one day all i have is a propane tank though why are you taking so long because all i don't have any weapons all i have is propane you know what you're a [ __ ] pro pain now will at this point come on with you i'm coming i'm a bit slow propane oh i'm gonna die wait you know you've gone to the wrong area it's over here what do you mean you need to come to me there's a there's a key card here oh there were zombies over there so i just ran past them and let you deal with them yeah but with a propane tank oh that was a lame throw come on you can do better than that okay go on there we go oh all right now that i've shown you how it's done i'll just do some zoomies past yet yeah we got him can i open this i've got to get the propane over there first there we go oh my propping oh yes we just doubled our supplies boys oh yeah [Laughter] oh no one stands a chance no you cannot beat propane getting lined up then boom they're just throwing that when they're on the floor there we go oh they're leaning on it it's dead oh my god they don't actually die do they okay let's just kick him propane and kicking oh she's got something oh don't we get a car here oh yeah we do awesome let's get in there get our propane there's gonna be a big boy here so i'm getting the propane already we could load up the car with the propane [Music] microphone dan romeo the house cthulhu thank you for the subs paul thank you very much again microphone activated oh thank you i think we've got to use the keypad over there i don't think we have a keycard for it but i found some soap you know i have a keycard we can go around the back here this is the propane entrance okay what's up there we go where's the other propane gun oh there it is wait what the hell let's try to put it in the bin where the hell do we go i can't open this um i'll say maybe we blow up the doors with the propane oh do you want to try it yeah it didn't work [Laughter] jesus christ i threw a shovel at it how did that work oh my god oh wait there's a zombie over here maybe gotta kill that person oh wait look at her she's hiding wait where oh okay do we have to kill everyone maybe waiting for other players to proceed literally hiding in a bush if you hadn't found her we would have been just here for like 20 minutes i was like why is there a school over here is this the big boy you're on about this is the big boy all right i call him jason he's like jason statham oh that's cool bald rocks hell yeah radical all right i need propane okay that did like literally nothing get the propane get the blood i'm getting the propane okay there we go where is he you're not jason oh no i don't want to do that oh there he is okay i've got the propane all right i got the shovel okay ah hold on that propane's a bit too close for comfort all right hold on let me let me get a closer to him don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me stop it stop it okay okay there we go [Laughter] all right let me try and go up can you use the fire extinguisher uh give it a call you can't can't put the fire out i remember this apparent now what's up here we have to save a dude in here don't we oh more gas canisters any propane oh i knew you were alive you can't fool me well you're not alive actually that's by definition you're a zombie all right i'm gonna keep them all back outside i'll take them for you nice very good uh oh jesus christ cole thank you so much for ten thousand bits oh jesus on top of coal is given uh this is uh for context well this is master chef master shell halo oh dad they already gifted a load of subs earlier they came way too kind thank you very much the master chef indeed i'm really good at cooking generosity [Laughter] i'll 1v1 you in master chefing you don't want to do that dude kevin have you seen me cook yeah but it's the halo oh true do you actually cook have you ever cooked have you made a few things like what once i made a carbonara how did that go the first attempt it was scrambled egg and pasta right i forgot to take it off the heat okay and then after that i made some fried chicken you know oh i do love some chicken i actually made steak and chips the other day did you you don't want a fair plate you're more competent than me then i can't say anything i mean the steak was a bit rare bit rare for my liking it was more crowley rare yeah i i like meat well done um we're almost cleared this place oh my god it's super dark don't let max hear this it might hurt him maybe oh max would not want to cook with me ah he would he'd love it okay okay now we gotta go back upstairs games all over the place pro electrician pro gamer pro stream pro cook exactly microphone music thank you so much for the five steps thank you so much that was way way too generous honestly and steven senegal thank you very much for the sub too microphone activated hey oh what she doing there all right we were already in here and there was nothing and no one so why are we coming back because we need to talk to the cinnamon cinnamon we need to talk to the cinnamon yeah i need to talk to the cinnamon is this the cinnamon challenge oh yes come on take a bite of [Laughter] good lord witchiness thank you for the bits [ __ ] hell ten thousand bits as well holy moly shout out to my husband b wings for introducing me to call me kevin's channel thank you very much witchiness that's super crazy got a lot of generosity today thank you very much people be too kind way way too much guys honestly but thank you very much who's this guy i'll ask you i thought this was you i looked around and saw a guy have a massive paddle that's a paddling thank you so much for that honestly you you didn't have to do that that's way way too much but thank you so much travel here very very kindly microphone activated um oh is this our new home are we living here yeah we're living here now okay very seraphy said you need to take me out for dinner shake my head kevin where are we going for dinner kfc will oh yeah the last time we will we went to kfc didn't we oh yeah we got the 100 piece popcorn bucket [Laughter] we did indeed everyone else went to like a pub lunch for dinner and me and kevin's like kfc the thing is we don't have that kind of monstrosity in ireland you can't buy that i it's probably illegal and then will told me about it i was like 100 pieces we got to get to this kfc this colonel guy sounds all right a hundred piece it's like four pound as well it's glorious yeah it was super cheap i don't i didn't get it at all but now oh yeah moe was eating kfc at 2 a.m last night i know i was there i was there and i was jealous i really wanted some it's fine four parts from nearby cars microphones stealing daddy simulator where you not dream daddy the one where you date colonel sanders wait what me there's a game where you play i think i played on stream once and i think i failed yeah he he said that i was the love of his life but not the business partner he needed so when he was done with the business he'd come back for me that was the ending i got yeah he just hated me that game was honestly great it i love games like that where they're just wacky yeah i played it but i didn't know if i was gonna get banned or knocked i didn't know what to expect yeah you gotta be careful with that stuff no that one's tame though it's just weird um i don't know i think that might have been the last um the last time i had kfc was with you oh damn i don't need a lot of fast food to be fair i am i am a sucker for a pizza i get a pizza like once every two weeks love me a pizza or i think i might have pizza tonight oh jesus don't be tempting me no oh i had mine on monday oh and we can eat it on webcam oh yes we can have a little bang for each other i'll bring the candles uh oh my god cole thank you again another 10 000 bits [ __ ] hell i wish i had something witty to say with these but i don't pretend i did just laugh okay we'll laugh for cold [Laughter] oh jesus funny thank you very much for that that was super kindly thank you propane propane his leg is still there oh man his leg is just perfectly in place on my screen i don't know if it is for you is his legs laying down for me oh okay it's just floating for me um cole thank you so much i have knuckle dusters and i think you're more well equipped for this than i am i'll go ahead yeah you got this under control i think glad i have someone who's this capable to take care of little old whatever my name is what's my take your name is logan yeah logan [Music] anyway logan's going to get out of here call me gogan because i'm going just a little logan joke there well well's dying behind me that's just running off oh i got a gogan we all got a golden guys oh die michael thank you so much for that witchiness thank you sirens what's going on jj king dad peter petey and franky thank you very much guys microphone activated uh will hello everyone is loving my golden joke yeah it's so funny yeah now just give me a second all right look there's the there's the car the gogen mobile this is the golden mobile yeah okay good to know we'll call it the golden mobile um gotta go again gotta go again gotta go get fast gotta go again oh there's missions around here now yeah i'm talking to mike he's talking about burning the bodies so i kind of like the sound of that oh a toilet so dude said i laughed at that joke and i am not a bot [Laughter] uh oh this one's full difficulty the last one was one out of five this one's five difficulty is she dead we're starting what is she doing this person i can't tell if she's just laying down or if she's dead who where this lady in here i'm gonna go take a look dr k is coming on through yeah she's not faking she's dead [Laughter] wait does this guy need help with the door remember me mate i'm the doctor wait help him get in the door maybe later we've got important things yeah we don't care about the doctor we got to go get fuel and proper pain don't stop it's not yoga that is definitely not yoga all right you ready to go this is a full difficulty mission last one was one out of five skulls this is five out of five skulls oh good thing we have propane somewhere on the map right yeah i mean we're going to get a car and some gas so it should be fine um i found money i have a knuckle duster that's nearly broken okay kevin the car was that car working that we just left oh no oh propane will they're in between me and you oh no oh no help me no time this way maybe i've got my propane oh my god where am i where am i oh no oh no big boy big boy okay well you'll be happy to know will it's going swimmingly but i've alerted every zombie on your way there um microphone muted uh chicken twitch thank you for the sub layla darkwood thank you as well jesus um ezreal wolf the dark knight josh right girls thank you very much guys crazy thank you again oh cool thank you again you you've given way too much this stream i appreciate it oh thank you microphone like crazy what's wrong with your will are you okay girls gifted me 25 subs that's a lot of subscriblion that's a lot of rats yeah it's a fitting name yeah the rat army give me a second oh okay someone's asked if i told you about me killing reindeer yesterday in my minecraft world why would you do that i was put on the naughty list where are you yeah i mean i put you in the naughty list i'm dead oh no i'm not dead that's what you get yeah everyone was encouraging me to um and kill them all i got put on the everyone encouraged me microphone thank you so much for 25 subs you didn't have to do that that was very kind here thank you for helping out will as well that's super kind thank you so much you're all over yes you did encourage it you encouraged me to i literally had infinite naughty list oh sorry i'm not muted i thought i muted i was wondering why you were freaking out all of a sudden like yes you did encourage me i was like i didn't say anything i thought i was muted oh no now everyone can hear the chat abuse if i was beating up a reindeer i would say like i i'll put i'll make you the red-nosed reindeer or something and i'd punch it yeah like something like that it would be super witty regardless needless to say it would be hilarious do you want to come up on the roof will um okay only because you asked nicely okay there's a monster in here are you in there uh no it's a different monster okay there's a weapon down there wait oh yeah there is fine uh if you go that way i'll come down this way okay okay wait that's not got a hole in it no i'm gonna drop down here okay all right ready all right three two one go i knew that was nothing there i'm gonna die oh no oh he's a big boy get him will all i have is a shovel oh he's got a big brain too oh wait i've got a cleaver oh okay i'm think i'm dead get him help me please all i have is propane dude if you propane you have a way go on do it oh you got this you know what screw it let's do this boom what was that i do i did the propane but i'm downed now can you help me please i think he's dead though he's dead i sacrificed myself oh wait why you disappeared and now i'm on fire i sacrificed myself for the greater good wait there's another one oh oh jesus wait will there's loads in here do you need some help uh no i i've taken care of the problem you know me well don't worry i've got my new whip yeah no i'm gonna come pick you for my new ride the power's on broom broom what is this i'm coming down now oh no oh my driving is a crate oh god's sake driving was going so well my god thank you again for that and cold thank you for all your generosity unknown accuracy thank you for the sub microphone activated what's wrong with you i crashed nice i have a car i better spend my skills i haven't been upgrading stuff oh welcome to kevin's gas emporium i want to get some gas uh my associate there will help you okay uh thank you kind boy oh he takes after me running into cars don't worry i'll help you sir thanks so much oh sorry did i hit you uh no you can't hurt me oh support dude all right are you ready i'm always ready okay let me grab the canisters oh we got two cars i'll race you i like how this pissed off the zombies for no reason just putting the gas down how'd i pick this up bring the gas can to mike oh wait okay oh do you need one guys how fast are you i guess i'm really fast honestly this seems like a waste of gas like i get they want to burn the bodies but maybe just shock them somewhere yeah like gas seems like it would be an important resource let me hop in my uber sir all right i'm heading to the uh lighthouse oakley dolce i love your hats and i love houses and that's like a dream come true for me oh yeah i don't think that's the la the lighthouse is up here wait no no wrong way wrong way i don't want to set the lighthouse i'm redirecting on the app okay um wait it takes a couple of minutes to go through a couple of minutes oh i love technology he's like no sorry but i gotta keep going down this highway here we go 100 miles per hour i remember once sorry uh cole thank you so much for the five thousand bits jesus christ that's more than enough call you didn't have to give anything you you should stop definitely but then i'm not gonna stop it i'm not gonna stop running over kevin are these all kevins these are all kevin's yeah this is a dramatic reenactment remember when um i know what you're gonna say you know exactly i know exactly when i uh after i got hit by the car like a few months after i wanted to make a video on my old channel i couldn't post that much because i i was running my business at the time but i made a video and i wanted to like well i first made a video and i just said oh hey guys how's it going um sorry i've been away i got hit by a car anyway we're playing youtubers live and i just didn't see any more of it but then i made another video and we recreated gta 5 and will helped me anyway oh yeah i remember it was just so over the top it was badly done but it was so over the top the production quality was insane it was like showing the car like and and the guy i voiced over and i was like yes i'll just go hit someone in my car now and i dramatic shots of the car from all angles and then it just stopped midway and i was like well can you move you're in the way it continued again i'm sure that video is still on my hard drive somewhere oh it's so good we go mike you're happy now it's not being so defensive mike we brought you the game wazowski piled up outside um but cool always watching microphones and cold thank you guys so much thistlerose that one guy emerson bass fishing microphone activated i need to see this video i wonder if i can find it i'll try and find it yeah i might show that stream or something oh it's so good it really wasn't though it was so good well you saw me i was not checking him out okay i was just making sure he was really strong am i yeah you're really strong kevin can i trade with you uh what do you want to trade i don't know yet i don't know i have oh there we go right i give you that you give me a broomstick yeah i'll give you a broomstick i'll give you some oh no i don't i want the bleach actually that's some duct tape yeah i'll take that and some algae there we go yeah all right seems fair i'll accept that how do i accept trade there you go you're welcome some guy just runs up to you hey you want some algae a broomstick and some duct tape it's good for survival sarah ellie thank you very much for the fight songs it's really kind of here where's i can't go for you where are we headed now geez we've been waiting for an hour and ten minutes already time flies when you're done all right we got this guy mike's back up here to cut through the statue all do mike's quest does he have any more i'm sure his eyes look his eyes are very scary that's mike don't stare into his eyes oh the this one's going to the lighthouse an uber took me up there a while ago it's not too far if we want to go there okay okay we can get there all right here's what's gonna happen i'm gonna jump in the back of the car and you can drive me there and then i'll be right back okay okay i'll take us there um all right best of luck i'll talk to you in two minutes three minutes okay maybe four about three make your mind up okay microphone thanks for the sub baloney angie sarah ellie thank you again for that uh cole thank you very much again merjan frosty t-dang emerson that one guy at will is muted so i'm gonna leave you alone for now just enjoy the ride but i'll be right back um cole and rat girls thank you so much um second what's this is there supposed to be crazy where is it uh it was is is the the game audio low let me know when i'm back if there's any issues uh amanda thank you very much for that i appreciate it is he getting me killed thanks very much i'm gonna die all right i'll be right back sir holmes thank you so much for the subs as well five subs appreciate it space kitten thank you as well i'll be right back guys um and i was wondering what's going on i'm driving backwards so um my uber didn't kill me miracle sorry guys i was just getting some soup i was getting a break around the bend now how's he doing here is he driving like a gorg jess thanks very much for the five subs sir holmes amanda sarah ellie thank you very much guys great girl thank you for this gifted sub as well microphone activated [Music] are you reversing all the way back up yeah i'm trying to make it all the way up reversing it's not going very well is it not at all oh my god i can't there's no way you can see behind me oh okay i was wondering why you were struggling so much literally there's no mirrors that work there's nothing it's just i'm looking forward and nothing i can see behind me can you like tell me anything behind me no i couldn't want to oh will you knock me down oh sorry that's right who is this i'm nearly there have you tried turning your neck wait why don't we live with this oh my god it was jesus this is why i got hit by cars um why are we not living with these people why don't we band together oh maybe we can i mean this looks super secure compared to everywhere else we're in banoy holiday resort yep oh imagine going on holiday i forgot how stupid the jumping looks in this game do some jumping around like backwards and stuff oh he feels awful too it looks like he's going to go into an irish jig oh my god [Music] oh this is very nice why are only half the lights working look at this woman i've never seen someone in that much pain and just just done she's default she's completely neutral about this zero emotion completely yeah microphone jamie thank you for the tip as well he's just there she also just doesn't care microphone she can smell something actually she can't tell i'm here sorry yeah i was going to say that sauce stinky right will yeah [Laughter] oh look their pipes will i can't just take it out of the way again what is that what purpose is that pile of serving absolutely nothing say it again and what what paul is that purpose serving thanks trust me to say it again i don't know if i said it right at all to be honest i think i just butchered my own words i think you said it wrong both times but in different ways it tends to happen where are you i went up wow look at that view you like it yeah i jump off you go into a city in this game don't you um i'm pretty sure you do do you i don't know i'm sorry i'm pretty sure you do don't you know maybe i'm wrong i don't i don't dead by now that my dad died i might be thinking of that did you know that was made by the devs that made this game what was it yeah they're so different yeah i think it was actually they were meant to do dead island too but they had creative differences so the publisher dropped them and then they went on dying light fair enough what can you hear that screaming okay sorry oh is it i can't hear what are we supposed to do okay we're just supposed to talk to this guy yeah there was an audio tape for me peacemaker said you go to the in city city i went down to get just a quick bite of a protein bear and i forgot to bring water back oh my you can't drink a protein bar i'm stuck behind this guy see ya i'm stuck see ya okay i i can't move see him i'm starting wait i don't want to come back i want to see him oh i i escaped i escaped he turned around sideways god damn it you can count on it hey that plane might be our ticket out of here oh they're screaming now uh it's probably the audio tape you picked up is she using this computer probably not i'll just open it up and take the battery out cool wait how could i only have closed the door okay to that's a million times again oh there can you thank you hello it was like half open for me all right we can go on two separate cars now oh well i i want to drive yeah you can drive the other one oh i want to drive you paul rich thank you so much for 10 subs that's super kind of you as always you're way too nice moon baby bro laney georgie levy lucy thank you guys appreciate it microphone activated all right you ready to move on out move out all right let's get going where do you think we're going i i don't know where we have to go hold on um i have no clue i i don't know where we have to go it said go to the edge of the jungle i remember the jungle being heard oh yes the jungle destination i don't know do you see where we have to go [Music] um yeah is the jungle not behind us i don't know um wait the flags inside the building we were just in is it yeah all right let's back off may have been too hasty there good parking dude thank you i'm not very good at parallel parking in games or in real life i never liked parallel parking it's not like something you learn on the test here so your driving test you get like an option of doing a certain amount of um like a one driving thing out of a set amount and yeah i just had reversing around the corner i um i always had saloon cars as well so it was never that easy to slot in somewhere because the cars were all super long yeah all i've had is hatchbacks right let's see what we can do so will okay do you remember where you parked no well you found the car anyway in the wrong seat i got in the passenger seat no time to lose it jumps into the passenger seat of the car i'll race you there so i'm drifting man oh god oh damn oh wait do i have to speak to them as well no no no flag's uh yeah i didn't talk to him i picked up another quest okay to get in there we had to do this one the gate's not opening okay the gate's open i'm crashing into everything all right chad who's better driving me or kevin oh come on that's me easy i can i can drive backwards i purposely got hit by a car just to understand the craft a bit better [Laughter] so come on now all right i'm here oh what the oh i got some airtime oh my god i don't think that's supposed to happen well i'll wait if i go the wrong way oh my chat is saying that i can drive and get hit by a car better than you can yeah well i've gone the wrong way yeah you went past it oh wait no you're just nearby oh what a great parking spot um yes nice that is parallel parking at its finest i was fixing this piece of [ __ ] these things all right let's call there we go everything's done there muted brendan loves cats and crispin thanks for the subs oh hello thank you very much again michael marcus how do you do i'm not too bad but the name is kevin oh i took a pipe out of the wall again oh my stop taking the pie oh jeez it's loads them oh god oh no no no i'm not having this now i'm not i'm not sinking to their level i'm leaving okay i'll fight them instead i'll sink to their level nice nice um oh yeah that is good packing well a good job do you like it yeah i love it it's very good thank you here we are let's get out with these i did not need to drive over here that was very unnecessary oh wait i'm out i'm out i got there in the end you got out yeah oh i started to park just uh down here there we go perfect jumping oh my god you can't jump this what all right oh no okay okay this game makes no sense sorry i forgot i forgot about that factory oh hello sorry that's all right oh now i'm down here okay i can't jump i've run out of energy don't worry i'm opening the door oh i've got energy i just can't jump there we oh oh stairs nothing nothing yeah you'd make a good alarm can you protect my house yeah if you recall if you i'll send the recording over for you no i mean you're physically here okay you're breaking into someone's house and someone comes down the stairs going i [ __ ] run anyway oh just give me that megaphone and i'm sorted i honestly think if you were being robbed then you were like look i have to confront them like if hiding or running wasn't an option i think if you just run down the stairs just screaming wildly like bound down on all fours just charging and just like growling and [ __ ] oh no like didn't run wouldn't they because who's going to stick around for that oh my parking again oh very good job you went right in there i feel like i'm ignoring a lot of the zombies okay i'm in the driving seat how am i gonna get out of this the guy could kill you but like he he would also be scared like even if the person is robbing you like they're probably there for money or your your stuff anyway and then they also have if you set up like smart lighting so you could have like a flicker mode and you start bounding down on all fours down the hall and you're just screaming and going like that like they're going to run surely right william thank you i'll definitely run and will has robbed a lot of people he knows so many at least one which is kevin he don't know yet uh but if i spotted you i would have ran a challenge exactly and i wouldn't have done it yeah it definitely would have stopped the mental images thanks kevin no problem now you know what to do if you're like backed into a corner if your fight or flight is triggered you do neither you bound at them in all forests well this is paining me to watch please what do you mean i'm trying to navigate the area oh my god thank you you just came from off screen and landed in the pool there we go remember where i parked oh i can see it quite clearly actually i can't see anything but there we go can i heal oh there we go be gone thick boy what sound would you make if you were bouncing at them on all four as well what a glorious noise to have at my disposal that sounds like do you know when you pokemon on the gameboy advance you'd like find one in the wild and then it would go yeah and then you'd be like i don't think i want this one i think i'll just run away [Laughter] you've encountered her we need to line it up hold on okay go for it set up set it up who's that pokemon [Laughter] i don't wanna know all i know is it's bounding at me on all fours right now oh my god and then in the anime you can just say your name oh like any good pokemon go or would you have to use the whole thing we'll go zero one zero three okay zero one zero three [Laughter] will zero one zero three use cower oh my god sure who needs the game to be fun if you make your own fun right [Laughter] all right i don't even know what we're doing [Laughter] why are these women here i don't know they're all hiding she wants a [ __ ] teddy bear oh wait i think i saw a teddy bear i tried to kill it with a knife earlier a teddy bear yeah teddy bear there's one in covered in blood down down the beach all right let's go get it yeah i hope it's the right teddy bear oh yes she just went i'm so thirsty as i was drinking all of their energy drinks on the table right in front of her and then i just left it oh god damn guy you later walker one pound for a can i'm sorry my will go evolved what you're saying i'm level 16. nice did you evolve into wilco0104. is that how it works okay well i start off wilco 0101 when i first start yeah yeah and then i evolved from a rat into a bird at wilko0102 i see you are every chain of evolution you're the missing link and every other link along the way and then wilco0103 turns into me but what's your special move special move um toxicity nice i was going to say what's your pokemon type because it can't be normal so what is it oh it's got to be the toxic one as well what's the toxic one i mean there's dark type i think that was what mock was you know and grimer was the um what was the coughing that's it oh yeah yeah over here you'd make a good coughing to be fair poison yeah poison type works my coughing is amazing yeah remember um the cough in in star wars oh yeah that was that was a good card oh if i could pull that up but i don't i don't even know how i'd find it but there was uh a moment where i was pretending we were playing gmod star wars on a server it's in one of the videos and will was like pretending to be my child because we were trying to get out of doing the things they wanted us to do and i was saying he had a fever so he faked a cough with a server lag and it was like a 10 second cough and it just kept going it was awful oh the cough that broke the server that's awful oh so good there's a teddy bear around here somewhere i'm down at the beach wait but it literally led us to the teddy bear i was going to the teddy bear i was looking for oh i think that might just be a random teddy bear at least i hope this is the teddy bear that it's taking me to just stealing a random child's teddy bear you're the reason we have to go find this one okay i'm in come here a little teddy bear it's me the burglar looking for the teddy bear gee i hope no one comes bounding out on all fours or i might have to run away i'm out of here i'm gonna get endless use out of that by the end of the night oh my god let me send send someone a message or just that voice oh my god what the hell is this uh there's some dude attacking me god damn it i'm going for a swim i'm gonna i'm i'm running over to you you're a bit far away though okay well this guy has a lot of honor he waited for me to get up i think he's dead yeah we're good i'm on my way um i got the teddy bear it's now covered in his blood i beat him to death with a hammer is she coming with me no i'm so slow i'm here to save the teddy bear not a person please save me what was that [Laughter] i jumped and i just launched into the sky oh what was that i went as high as these trees for some reason just left okay no i'm not i don't understand what just happened oh we gotta look in these bathrooms all right i'll search the men's room you search the women's room i get back up here in five hello not is there any ladies in here am i allowed to enter okay no one's here i'm just coming in to clean hey lady get out of here very bouncy boy there okay what's our yummy deodorant that i found in a public restrooms in a bin in the ladies toilets i mean if i had barbed wire in the bathroom i'd throw it in the bin did you ever used to eat like the sticks of deodorant when you were a kid sorry what did you ever eat sticks of deodorant when you were a kid um i don't think i did i don't even know what you're talking about me neither no who would do that i don't know be weird yeah really weird i don't know sticks of deodorant what yeah like you know the sticks of deodorant oh like not the spray-on type it's like the oh the roll-on well you're gonna roll on as well what and i prefer just to eat sticks of butter to be honest wait oh okay there we go leah said she has two sticks a day that's part of a healthy diet you see well you're too young to remember but back in my day there was this thing called the food pyramid which was supported by a solid base of deodorant it went deodorant uh carbs protein sweets and then tiny amount of vegetables at the top uh yeah don't you don't you want to make sure vegetables of your deodorant i guess oh no no no you could get vegetable flavored deodorant all right i remember that brussels sprout i should definitely try okay jess i'll go grab some sticks of deodorant later why has like on various streams they've been talking about eating deodorant wd-40 and vaseline i hope everyone realizes it's a joke and there's not someone out there holding wd-40 vaseline and six of the orders just going to town the deadly cocktail oh my god just the texture what is the texture of deodorant do you reckon it's like like soft or is it like a tough stick that it would kind of crack off when you start biting it that's i'd say i don't know i think it might work more yeah i'd say like a vaseline type of texture yeah like a bit more solid but the same kind of feel yeah yeah no it's powdery really soft and crumbly only one way to find out flaky uh it's like cold butter cold butter who the hell is cold wet [ __ ] would it be like silicon uh painter's [ __ ] okay what do you think i said huh [Laughter] no time to explain get in go go go oh wait can you get it time to explain i can't reverse we're stuck on something all right hold on oh no what's he trying to do he's eating the win and the wind mirrors oh no part of any zombies diet hold on what am i hitting okay he died oh i'll guide you back all right oh there's a dip in the road so i think if you go forward okay okay then then reverse at an angle like go a bit go left wait oh oh there we go oh oh oh all right hold on okay hold on we got this we're gonna get there oh my god it goes so fast all right get in all right oh wait oh oh my god okay i'm in no no i'm not i'm in all right which way do you think i'm better off going left to right um honestly no clue i'd say go left i don't know if it's second possible to be honest okay maybe go right but not go all the way right yeah we need to try and turn oh no back we gotta reverse that angle again the car is not happy dude oh wait oh oh okay we've turned the car somehow this might be a good oh maybe reverse out so then yeah oh my the wheel's locked i can't oh no what the hell oh wait there we go okay if anyone just joined they'd be like what are they doing it's an all-terrain vehicle okay here we go yes okay oh my god i drove up on the sun loungers and my whole screen went yellow and no way upside oh dude i have a bad feeling about this i'll get out again maybe it's my weight oh my god it was your weight oh no never mind i don't think there's enough space dude how did i get in here candy said i just joined can't confirm i'm very confused [Laughter] how the hell did i get in here i don't know hold on a second i'll be right back sound back guys sorry i missed some alerts i've been very busy um the polish thank you again for those gifted saw brendan crispin chrisman again gurg polarisch thank you for the bits george jenny ambrose asher's uh jose a little shrimp i shattered chat no i thank you for the subs chant thank you for the sub as well art smart thank you for the sub nine months for both of you thank you very much anonymous gifter there as well rj thank you for the sub all right sound resumed all right well i've consulted with the village elders and they have said that it is not possible to get out of here i just got out my car and you're just levitating between the two things wait i kind of want to see can you get in so i won't bog out and i'll i'll get out okay what's that oh my god i'm freaking captain all right stay in the passenger i'm gonna hop out a moment [Laughter] i got this i had a plan honestly surprised the car didn't shoot into the sky or something i played a lot of buggy games and like if this were a lot of other games this car would be after jumping up into the air all right we can do this i believe how do we have anything i think that's how the song goes okay we've almost got it oh good the game is saving phew just in case we can't make it out okay i have an idea what's the idea propane oh go get some propane okay you wait here i'll be back okay oh wait uh okay i'll i'll grab i'm gonna go find some propane okay i'm just i don't know where to stay where can i get propane from you any propane on the back of this truck no okay your propane's around here somewhere hair is not happy propane yeah i've got propane call me anders shannon thank you for the subs rj thank you as well all right i'm on my way bang bang bang beach ball i don't think we're very good at this game well we haven't got much done well to be fair we have we just don't understand what it is we're doing why is that zombie not attacking you uh because i this is like their kryptonite all right okay yes all right i'm ready to throw okay i put it underneath underneath it's nice let's get it right under there okay yeah oh i slid a bit too far hold on i i'll try and toss it back under it oh i i can stand on the other side so it stops it from sliding no i'm just really good at what i do fair enough all right here let me throw all right punch the vehicle maybe do you want to try hitting it with something i'm punching it i'm really strong we're off to top speed my biceps are huge all the meters in this carriage is painted on i just realized nothing is moving we're not out of the woods yet well we're not out of the pool yet oh god so many sevens oh oh hold on easy wait should i go right here yes okay all keep going forward mate one or the other did you come in forward i came in from the right okay oh my god okay the car's bugging out again oh no we're stuck on all the zombies how long we've been doing this now like nearly 10 minutes oh i'm dying okay good that'd lighten the load what the hell how dare you i'm dying too yes we did it wait no come back we did it we'll down the road come back all right hold on i was just driving this car back so i can get my other car i've probably paid my car i don't want it then you've the propane that's a pog guys i did a park i did a park everyone kevin's not his first pog i'd love to like call my parents and just be like i did a pog they're probably like oh no are you all right are you okay not again are you okay kevin do you need to see a doctor microphone and fluffy thank you very much for the support you guys appreciate it microphone activated where's the car what do you mean what did you do to the car i got rid of it we didn't want it didn't we oh that's not very pogtastic of you oh it's pretty poggers all right if you think about it oh someone over here needs our help just imagine like they're it's just trying to survive and they get two idiots just like me and you're just trying to help them will this actually is pretty amazing we're the one person we're the one person we are the one we are the one who that they need right now look what they need done they are stuck in here because the car is blind this is what we've trained for i mean i parked this car here no you didn't i mean it probably was me no i'm pretty sure that story i i vaguely remember something like that oh no i mean it probably would have been me anyway oh i see he's bleeding can we stop a blood um what's this i i have alcohol what trade rejected oh i didn't realize we were even training either confused um i like how we come in say nothing and start robbing them oh he's here he's dying he's bleeding yeah i thought they were lying have you just tried not bleeding sir mirror doesn't work but i couldn't i couldn't do uh that thank you for the bits you said can you tell will that brian says he is cute and the sevens will reign okay all right [Laughter] they abused my text to speech on my bits i see i see and his name's brian um bubbles said maybe we can heal him with rice oh right i've heard it's really absorbent it just dries him out completely sucks out all the blood out of his body fluffy thanks for the sub all right let's do this one we need i wonder if that's what vampires do what they put people in rice they do yeah i've seen them do it it might be tasty snickel that is an old reference uh i appreciate your remembering though all right let's drive her to the lighthouse lady we need to take her get in the passenger seat so she's to sit in the back quick quick quick all right is she following come on lady we must leave we must go now onwards are you what's she doing oh oh no she's coming okay okay nice she's just staring at us like please my husband just just died come on lady get in get in oh my god she's strong okay i'm threatened i'm getting out she can have my seat [Laughter] [Music] what if you get out she won't drive it there's no way is it no she's just in shock she's not even moving she's just sick of our [ __ ] do you think we can make her walk like if wait get out there and then see she just refuses to get out now does she we could blow up the car oh wait i'll get the propane i don't know if it'll even work will it i mean it didn't blow up the car last time no it didn't seem to damage it no i brought it i found a zombie i'll give oh you're bringing the zombie to her why does it sound like there's a razor there boy a razor i can hear something it's like a grinder type of noise in the distance dude don't just forget about me come on this way okay let's go wait not you okay zombie he just kind of forgot about me and stopped attacking all right jump up jump up oh what a leap no he has no interest whatsoever what come on come here look free free free food he has no interest god damn it all right let's hop in uh i can't get in there we go thanks for the bits becky that is super generous of you thank you very much let's go all right we are off oh she's so angry is that the woman in the car to be fair i'd be screaming too if you were going this fast isn't the way to the jungle to like our left um i think it's somewhere yeah it's definitely somewhere yeah you're right we're just taking that to the jungle we're gonna try and take her to the jungle um it's this way i forgot you did that oh it's here it's here some reason i can see inside the car yeah yeah i can see your hands and stuff it's very blurry ow oh sorry sorry are you okay i'm fine are you i've i lost the leg and she's just like where are we going maybe i shouldn't have trusted these deranged strangers oh you're leaving the playable area oh um oh we're stuck oh no we're fine are we good okay good yeah the reversing is very awkward you can't see a thing i can't even see forward why is everyone so strong i don't know doesn't even allow you to knock down people i'm always very disappointed when it doesn't allow you knock down pedestrians like why would you not put that in your game it's hilarious the best the best thing is in the simpsons hit and run oh and they just fall over and they just cannot walk yeah i'm gonna stream that game i was thinking about it recently and i want to do a full playthrough oh it's so good but um i already did it on the channel but i'm just like it's one of those games that i could just always go back to have you ever done it where you've got your your frames uncapped yes and the game freaks out oh it's terrible it's rough it's great but awful at the same time it's like uh gta vice city does that mess up i didn't have any issues with that when you when you hit a certain point your car when you're driving is wobbles left and right oh okay i don't remember that maybe maybe i got a fix for it or something a patch i could be so i know there's a patch for the simpsons one all right we're here that's a cheap way you could um oh this is a hit wrong every car you touched it blew up did we have to go back and kill the husband oh forgot to check my husband let's go beat him to death he leveled up so after she was crying saying can you look at my husband here and hell yeah [Laughter] all i heard from you was i'm getting the hang of this as he goes off to beat her husband to death oh man i love these corners i'm going to drift around them it's like oh drifting game i was playing all the games at frame rate are tied to game speed oh okay yeah it's it's a strange one the speed is a chemical oh this beat is a medical this beast is incredible sipping on straight morphine morph all right now that our road trip song is over oh yeah he's a zombie now would you believe that oh look at him how do i use my fury um wait don't accept that does anyone know how to use me oh we have flashlights yeah oh i didn't know that down down on the d-pad so this guy he died literally 10 minutes ago not even that and like his all of a sudden his ribs are just a beer yeah his body's just completely rotted over two minutes it's a good point oh how do i use it caps press f for flashlight uh no i'm trying to use my fury oops sorry oh f fury no middle mouse button uh no that's the weapons try pressing every key on the keyboard okay i'll start with the alt f4 right i think that's enough murdering for me for one day yeah yeah this is a fun game though yeah it's really good i mean i don't think we progressed at all to be honest we did we got a good bit done we got a few missions done because since we didn't do any looting or anything like this is about the point we should be like an hour and a half in right well yeah i'd say so sounds about right to me very good very good does it auto save um yes because it saved and was in the car yeah main plot progress 12 c you know what that's amazing let's see if it says that for me i feel like it wasn't showing any missions for me [Music] that's not good i'm gonna okey dokey oh jesus christ that was good fun now that was a good game idea will great job that was fun it's only a 20 minute game though imagine um right i'm going to finish up my stream okay will i talk to you later are you continuing your stream or what are you doing i think i might end it with a bit of chess and then uh oh there you go gonna show everyone my mad puzzle skills yeah yeah i'm a thousand rated on puzzles now would you like a game of chess before we finish it off oh let's do it we can have a game of chess all right let's have a game of chess then for the laugh for the laugh that was great to me nary david sub philippe uh pete tisch and uh polaris thank you for the five subs that's very kind here um becky thanks for the bits again all right let's see will are you able to set one up and i'll try and get a window set up yeah i'll say oh okay i just came here i'm sorry you'll get a game of chess in anyway how about that i'm not very good at chess just so you're aware um and none of those three minute games will okay we'll do a three minute game you can do five and five if you want will goes the flag king yeah he invites you to a game with three minute timers and doesn't tell you you just lose what are you saying i'm saying that you invite people to a three-minute game they don't realize it's three minutes and then they lose look you need to pay attention that's the first rule of chess check the timer right okay i've got my chest overlay sort out okay i'm going to invite you in a second okay what um what what time do you want then kevin five plus five yeah five plus five is good don't worry i'll definitely destroy kevin jump shift he you've been practicing a lot so i'm intimidated i mean we played the other day yeah and we won one each didn't we yeah we won one so we'll see we'll see now post a link in teamspeak google translated to see what they were saying and it didn't work all right let me see i how am i gonna set this up i'll just do my in-game in-game stack and we'll put on a window wait how do i full screen edge okay there we go um this is going to be an interesting one yes chess yes yes um i'm waiting sorry the format isn't very good guys but it is what it is sorry i couldn't really say my camera is going to be blocking the entire chessboard um i tried playing against annabot earlier how did that go he destroyed me good good good i think i lost in like five like i think she checkmated me in like eight is this the this isn't the game you invited me to is it i sent you the link in the chat all right challenge link again let me try again try that okay one second it's it's not working hold on um okay so that's all i'm clicking really i can invite you through the actual game itself you get that are you in the game now hold on i was in it for a second and then i wasn't um yeah can you invite me again i think i messed up that link okay i'll abort it real quick okay you might have a rematch in the bottom right rematch um i have to say i'll invite you again there you guys just sent you are two minus 270 rated versus it's fine play okay did you get an invite on your chest no oh there we go i got it all right let me see now i gotta swap to chrome so just give me a moment there we go and there we go okay uh is there a dark mode here try right let's rematch okay i'll figure it out all right okay i'm gonna go with the kevin o'reilly opening oh yeah i'm gonna go with the uh the king's pawn opening yeah it says top right hand corner well what if i threaten you by doing this yeah well what if i do this ah [ __ ] he's got me now yeah everybody did this i see when you do that i do this wait hold on but wait but if you do that what if i do this oh no i've been bamboozled i now do this oh but then if you do that what if i do this oh damn yeah well boom we'd make good chess commentators wouldn't we yeah anna doesn't stand a chance against us not a hope just looking at the chat and people and the people just like oh no oh my god all right well what if all right i don't know i don't know what to do i don't know what this is anymore i don't even know what we've done no we kind of messed up the entire board i think um but sure look it is what it is right i do be like that sometimes wow so aggressive yeah we're very aggressive players we're actually known for that in the chess world for ruthless aggression yeah very very aggressive all right well you're thinking hard here are you thinking hard or hardly thinking though jesus oh yes oh jesus what's he doing here oh jacob all right here's where he gets serious will yeah oh baba bowie i love chess wow is that the sound that that piece makes nice known as the pawn attack sipping on straight chlorine all right i'll back off i had my moment yeah you back off buddy i don't have anything to prove to you yeah well look at this oh sweet jesus he moved his things the things moved the things in between the things did you know that you are not allowed to move your rook first you must move your king first therefore if you move your rock first the move doesn't count yes great job thank you here's where it gets real well you ready for this this is what i call pawn pressurizing yeah a nice pressure washer yeah i call that the horse you did great there that was some good boring i know i can't move that oh you are smart yeah you are freaking smart thank you i've been known for my smart calls yeah yeah it's just all over the place someone said love watching queen's camp it's such a good show and i thought they said like watching the queen's camp yeah games are just the same caliber i am the best harmon you make a good bet herman thank you okay what do i want to do here though that's the real question what would beth harmon do oh you get ready for my next move wait kevin yeah this film just says if you're stuck just look up at the ceiling why because the pieces appear and they tell you what to do oh i haven't seen the show is that a reference to the show yeah so she looks up at the ceiling i was like i i don't understand what you mean what's this will what did you tell him did nothing watch this you ready yeah yeah here comes the fork i'm coming for you will ah nice fork buddy you looking forward to the fork it's coming walking hell let's see that what are you doing will you don't you don't want to know mate huh let me tell you why why what's up because i don't know what i'm doing well i don't know what i'm doing either this is the most convoluted strategy ever it's all oh wait was this just [ __ ] hanging okay well that was lucky dude that was like yeah i just looked down to see what was going on at the other side of the board and it was just sitting there well then this is awkward how many of those do you think we've missed honestly i think the entire game probably we're doing too much shy talking we don't know what's going on oh what's he doing here he's doing something oh he's doing something complicated here i see what he's doing yeah jesus christ he's oh he's [ __ ] going for it all right i saw that right now yes that was a good old move now will i'll give you that much oh danker you're a genius you're a genius that was a stroke of genius there now when you're good you're good right exactly and when you're bad you're bad oh that's true all right no that's true that's true that's true um why's the words have never been said all right how are you uh i'm grand yourself better than ever oh just gotta keep him distracted you know ah jesus you have my number now do you know that oh that was a very bad move by me actually oh that was very bad i got myself stuck it doesn't even sound like will anymore it didn't really sound like him to begin with to be fair uh okay how can i do this i can't really i've just mocked up i'll just say oh you've just done it you know i can trade with you but i didn't want to lose that to be honest i just kind of do do um righty all chap your queen's on the [ __ ] move is she yeah she is she's up to no good he's cheeky she is hmm [Music] oh i know what you're doing there you're cheeky boy i i was making funny faces yeah you know see what you're doing here oh he's a genius but then you take that i can't he's a [ __ ] genius isn't he i can never tell if you're being i know you're being sarcastic 90 percent of the time why literally every time we play oh look he's a genius and then he checks mates me i'm being nice to you no you're not oh my god jesus um good move good move oh actually oh wait no i don't know about that one will oh [ __ ] i see anna say well done you prevented the checkmate but then you blunder your rook all right how am i gonna how am i gonna do this because i got to be careful because i'm prone to messing up in the end game oh my god i'm running out of time i got to be more careful um keep talking tell me more call me [Music] um i don't know what to do now dude i'm i'm lost for words is what i am uh i'm i'm gonna [ __ ] up i don't know what to do okay hmm um this is where it gets really tricky for me uh feck what what have i done here now i can't take that oh [ __ ] have i messed up here big time this is a pog moment um where can i even move oh that's the real thing you can't move anywhere but that means i have to take it and i don't see anything that can take it i can move one place can i let me just try and move oh wait hold on i got it yeah genius move will i thought i couldn't move at all oh [ __ ] i'm running out of time oh [ __ ] all right you just gotta do what you gotta do will oh wait oh i don't know what i'm doing here when the time gets to me i always get uh a bit stuck i thought i blundered for a second there yeah i could have taken your your queen with my queen right yeah yeah i just whenever the time gets low i just start moving pieces i just can't i can't really everyone's saying finish him yeah i don't know how to finish you yeah this is the point we're both i've been all over the place um which way can i move now [Music] um where are you bringing me at all will i'm bringing you home i'm backing myself into a corner but i just don't know what else to do um nobody puts kevin in a corner it's dangerous wait why are you coming back all of a sudden go away no why not i don't want to um [Music] do i think uh working new york oh um wait what can he call now is it check me oh no well i don't know what's happening neither do i i'm just trying i'm just doing my best it's working are you sure i know to be honest i'm confused i'm not sure of anything i don't i don't usually get to this part but i do i usually mess it up i'm always confused where i'm able to go thank you for the bit of chef i will get him i can feel a comeback i believe in you i feel like it's been the same move even though it has it's just me trying to wait is that it it's over is it oh i can move there yes good man will we did it we managed to finish a game i had two missed wins and seven blunders oh god i hit a lot of blunders um oh see all right 23.6 accuracy oh i didn't check that i didn't know i could check my accuracy what was mine yours is 28.2 i'm surprised to be honest i thought it'd be lower but they uh remove the filters everyone can see our filter jeez is quite the chess streamer now aren't you yeah very good very good good man will you know what you keep chasing now i'm going to head off but thanks for the games both chess and dead island goodbye goodbye microphone sounds muted all right we're going to raid will guys thank you very much for the support i i have to go but i'm going to drop a raid to will he was playing some chess when you're there if you could refresh the page that would be great because it helps him out it uh counts as views instead of um instead of raid watchers that don't move him towards partner so just uh when you get there just refresh once and then it'll count i think anyway pip boy boscia uh quackers evan not a real dad rich uh shoreham uh ben dan two separate people by the way china thank you very much uh gen bug chant azor ah polaris thank you for the subs back there as well emily thank you for the bits uh pit the peated and neurion philippe i think that's it thank you very much guys i will see you tomorrow about the same time about 5 p.m so yeah have have fun over there goodbye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye thank you for joining

Channel: CallMeKevin Stream Archives

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Length: 139min 44sec (8384 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020