- I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Oh, there's been a lot going on up here. You know what? Y'all know what time it is, hey, your barber (beep) you up big dog. (audience laughs) Yeah. (bell dings) Damn. I'm talking about that
(beep) like this boy. (audience laughs) - Should've got some ass shots. And I'ma knock at the door. Look at your nose (beep), it's not even yours. (audience laughs) She only can breathe out the left side, because her doctor (beep) up on the right. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - (laughs) (beep) You can't shake hands with your consciousness stupid ass. (audience laughs) Shook hands with your brain, ugly ass boy. But (beep) all that, boy your head long as hell, ugly ass boy. (audience laughs) (beep) You got (indistinct). (audience laughs)
(DC screams) Boy your head shaped like Squidward house, stupid ass (beep). Oh, who lives in a
pineapple under the sea? You.
(audience laughs) Baggy draws. (bell dings) (bell dings) (horn blares) - Get me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) Give the people what they wanna see. Get me little head Cortez. (audience cheers) For the roof. - If you don't get little ear ass, little wrinkle neck ass the
(beep) up out of here boy. - Yeah. - Boy your head the same size as that little thing on the
inside of a sunflower seed. (audience laughs) - Hey DC, I know where you got your slogan from. You was walking around
midtown with your ass out, and (beep) was like,
"Bring that ass here boy." (audience oohs) - You know what? (beep) That, your head so small it's shaped like this girl ponytail. Stupid ass boy. (audience cheers) - Okay, here we go. I am Nicolas Cannon thoughts. (audience laughs) I ain't gonna lie boy, you uglier than a (beep). (audience laughs) This (beep) got a purple thermal, what the fuck? (beep) Went in the store and say, "You got any thermals, some purple ones?" (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Why did you tell me
to meet you here girl, what is wrong with you? I can't be seen. I told you we're not in a relationship, I already got a relationship. Listen, you are moving too fast, like this dude forehead girl, you are ahead of yourself. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He told me that we was going to reshoot this in the summertime in Atlanta. And I know it's going to be hot, so I made him buy all
the women lace fronts. (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) Oh, excuse me ma'am, you need one, okay? (audience laughs) - So mean DC. - [Audience] Who we
introducing, who we introducing? - It's my cousin Jasmine. And I'ma let you people know. Her hair is blown out, because she like driving
with her head out the window. (audience laughs) - [Audience] At the family reunion, who we introducing? (audience cheers) - Ah damn, I got to fart. I'ma let it go too (imitates fart) (beep). I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. Goddam I'm hotter than a (beep). These your thoughts Nick? They supposed to be in your head. (beep) I'm in your thoughts, you scared of your insides? Ugly ass boy. Stupid ass boy. That why your head look like
J Cole before the dreads. Ugly ass boy. I'm on your ass. Why your ass look like Yung Joc, stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) (bell dings) Hold up, it's Seinfeld. Stupid ass. (horns sound) - Drop the beat. (audience cheers)
(hip hop music) - Boy, if you don't get
your Sisqo looking ass, what the (beep) is wrong with you? (DC screams) (bell dings) Give it up for the throw up emoji. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Those ain't Yeezy's, those are tweezies (audience laughs) (bell dings) Is your church bands in your sock? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (audience cheers) - I am Sky thoughts. Sky, why you just spit out
that water sexy as (beep), goddam. Nick, do those turban come in one size? They got baby size turbans? (beep) That, girl, your ass look like the green Powerpuff girl. What the (beep) wrong with you? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - I like your green hair girl. - I do too, and everything nice, woo, Powerpuff girl. - [Audience] Who we introducing? - This here is my Uncle,
and his wife Shanice. When the police come around her wig is where I hide my weed - [Audience] At the
family reunion, who we? - Come here Big Mack. Now, listen. Big Mack. You will never have a six pack. One, two, three, four. You got belly rolls. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Okay. I said DC, you know I like the action, and you look like the
undercooked Michael Blackson. (bell dings) - I look like a cooked, a what? - Undercooked Michael Blackson. - Guess what? (indistinct) Mixed with some broccoli. Hey, you wanna powder green. (audience laughs) - Hold up. I said, I'm gone come through. You know I damage ya. Who the hell dressed you
like a strip club manager? (audience laughs) - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at ugly ass boy? - All right, DC, who you got over there? - Man, listen here, you ain't going to believe this. First of all, you need car insurance, you know what I'm saying? You probably seen him on
all the car insurance, and I ain't got no car,
but I'm I'm excited, man. Y'all give it up for the lizard off the GEICO commercial. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Coming in at 150 pounds. You might see him at Home
Depot looking for a job. Give it up for le gusta la gasolina. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) (audience cheers) From the oh, hell, nah,
nah, nah collection. And now... Your starting point guard. Coming all the way from
a trap house near you, your crack head Uncle. He's your cousin. He's can drop an alternator in 20 minutes. Give it up for crackhead (indistinct). Ladies and gentlemen. I am Nicholas' thoughts (screams). You do got on a stupid
ass sweatshirt Nick. (beep) That, boy your ass look like Jake Long on American Dragon, stupid ass boy.
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
(audience laughs) (DC screams) - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. The only cannon Nick
ever seen was the camera. DC look like Desiigner,
congrats on "Panda". (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - All right Mr Papoose sir, I'm gonna get your wife for this one. Come here wife. Bring that ass here. Now look, the diss tracks about Nicki, yeah, you put her in her place. But guess what, I got a surprise, I brought Nicki Minaj here, now say it to her face. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Hold on, hold on. - I want fat boy. (screams) Here we go. Now big boy, I don't
wanna sound like no hater, but when I googled your
name, guess what came up? A refrigerator. And Nick, I know-- (buzzer sounds) Hold up man let me get it out, I weren't done. - [Big Mack] No, no, no, no, no. - [DC] All right, go ahead. - Okay, okay. - Go ahead.
- All right. Trying to come at me. Yeah I might be big, but
I'm still the man though. If I'm the refrigerator, (beep) you the handle. (bell dings) - What you laughing at
big head ass little girl, I will roast your ass. - [Emmanuel] Y'all make
some noise for (indistinct). - The word is arbitrary. - Yeah, okay, all right. Y'all ready? Here we go. Bet, check this out, look, look, look. Now ma, ma, mama, we drama, drama. We llama, we talk a lot. Nah, I'm just playing,
here we go, here we go. Look, I can't go to court I'm very scary. We just passed the month of February. Look, wary is sary. And boy, you look like
your name is arbitrary. Ugly ass boy. (audience cheers) - [Audience] Who we
introducing, who we introducing? This my cousin Ashley, she graduated from night school. I always say jenkies, because she look like
Velma from "Scooby Doo". (audience laughs) - [Audience] At the family
reunion, who we introducing? - [Nick] I ain't lonely
no more, DC you up. - Now, this my girl and she's a keeper, she doing things, and
the (beep) so lethal. Look at her head and it ain't so right, hey y'all, don't her head
look like a break light? Don't it?
(audience laughs) - [Nick] I ain't lonely
no more, I'm booed up, I ain't lonely no more Yo, who's up - [Audience] Who we
introducing, who we introducing? - This is my cousin and
people always approach us, they always try to fight us because she look like Amorosa. I told your ass, you gotta switch up, take that (beep) off. - We gon' keep it on some hip-hip (beep), because this is what we do. Y'all know it, y'all love it, it's a fan favorite. Matter of fact, I wanna
see y'all on y'all feet, because it's time to pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and, let's go. DJ. Freestyle rapping, DJ D-Wrek. - The topic is soul food. - I'ma kill him. - [Audience] Pick up
and kill it and kill it. - You want some soul food? Oh you white, my bad. I know that you don't
know nothing about that. - Nothing bout that,
girl what do you mean? I'm in the kitchen eating them greens. - Eating them greens, boys don't eat ham, come on over here and eat up these yams. - Eat all those yams, I
don't mean to be rude, girl, I'm white, I don't season my food. - [Nick] Kill it and kill it. (rapper yells) Pick up and kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is health insurance. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - You cannot pay? That's really tragic, most of the black folks
that I know don't have it. - You don't have it? That is too real, I break my leg, Nick you paying the bill. - Paying the bill, that is a feel, when black folks get sick
we just drink ginger ale. - Drink ginger ale? Boy you should share, I just
know right now Obama Care. - Obamacare, that is the winner, speaking of Obama, we miss you my (beep). (audience cheers) - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is emergency room. - I'ma go here if I cut my hand, and you gon' go there if you text my man. - You said your man, girl, he been hitting it. Went to the clinic because
he gave me syphilis. - Syphilis, no, I ain't sick. I just wanna show off
my hospital bracelet. - Hospital bracelet, I
know that you ratchet, been out for a week so
you need to detach it. - Need to detach it, nah he is a clown. Girl, we only here because
his (beep) won't go down. - His (beep) won't go down, okay, that's rude. His (beep) won't go down
because I'm sending him nudes. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. (bell dings) Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - [Nick] There we go. - Your topic is ex girlfriends. - Talking about ex,
yeah that's a switches. Matter of fact, (beep) y'all (beep). - Man, my man, why you going hard? (indistinct) In your backyard. - Hold up. Let's dance. I know your ex girlfriend
got your new pants. - Check out your pants,
look like my daughter's. Now, now, y'all know
that (beep) out of order. - Hold up, (indistinct) come like that. Why the hell your voice sound like that? - Boy you sound like
the young Chris Tucker, you skinny (beep). - Oh, skinny (beep). Hold up, that's that. What the (beep) is wrong with your hat? - What the hell's wrong with you? This is what I do. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. (horns sound)
(audience cheers) - We might as well kick
this thing off the right way with a classic hip-hop game. It goes pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Let's go. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - The topic is love songs. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it - I'm kicking it with your girl, while she say her day long I'm rubbing her booty and
listening to Trey Songz. - Listening to Trey Songz,
all right, you're smother. Me and your girl do it
to the Island Brothers. - The Island Brothers,
what are you selling? I'm talking to your girl
listening to John Legend. - Like that John Legend,
boy, you so corny. Your girl came to my
house and rode on my pony. - Rode on your pony, girl you is lying. Your girl left my house
listening to Ginuwine. - Listening to Ginuwine, hold up, nope, your girl came to my house, and we was (beep) to some Joe. - Okay, you know what you said, your girl naked to some Jagged Edge. - Some Jagged Edge, hold up wait, your girl ah. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - The topic is old school versus trap. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Look, you OG, you into rap, since I'm so West side,
I'ma take it to trap. - Take it to trap, I take it to BK, I don't get down with
that he say and she said. - Hold up, use it, don't abuse it. You know Atlanta is running this music. - But if it's music, I have to do it, anytime I do it and choose it. - Choose it then blew it, you MC Lyte, so go ahead girl, do it. - Well, I'ma do it because I'm MC Lyte, new trap singers, why your pants so tight? (audience cheers) - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is impersonations. - You do impressions, that there is crazy. If you that good then sound like Jay Z. - I'ma do Jay Z, you do Beyonce, take this ring and you could be my fiance. - Man, I don't lie, that there is crispy, but if you that good then some like 50. - I'ma do 50, yeah I devour, fuck you Nick Cannon,
you can't be on "Power". - Yeah boy you good, you
probably could beat me, but since this Atlanta, sound like DC. - (screams) (beep) What you mean dog, ugly ass boy, ugly ass boy. Get your ass up here boy (screams). The (beep) you mean? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it. - Your topic is pioneers. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Lighting, Latifa, Shante, Lisa, Roxanne, Roxanne, Bahar, Madea. - Bahar, Madea, I'm gagged to see ya. You don't want bars like (indistinct). - (indistinct) I'm talking about queens. Ladies in hip hop you know what I mean. Kim, Nicki, Cardi and you, I wanna hear bars, so
go ahead do what you do. - I wanna hears bars, you know what I do, you look like when Kanye
that played with those shoes. Silver, silver, boy you can't act. I'm a real MC, that's
why they call me Rap, this is the squad, new school, old school. Man, you gotta catch up to what I do. - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it (bell dings) - [Rappers] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. (bell dings) (horn blares) - The queens are
definitely in the building. So who won? - Look, Rapsody did her thing, but I gotta give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School y'all. (audience cheers) - [Nick] That's what I'm talking about, DJ D-Wrek, take us out man. Let's go. - [Audience] Wild style. - Oh yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N' Out"
we focus on them jokes. So each punchline is one point
added to your total score, so the game could go either way. Cuban Dog, the belt right
there could be yours. Oh, we gon' get into the OG Juvy one time, I need the New School to step up. Old School step up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (mellow music) Clap, clap, hey. Clap, hey, clap. Hey, clap. Hey yo Cuban, how you doing? New School, you're about to get ruined. I might buy a new beach
house and let you move in. - Cut the beat. - [Nick] Oh, she ready
to cut the beat, uh oh. - Little (beep), get off my (beep). - Goodness. - I'm Mariah when I'm
carrying this fool Nick. - Oh.
(bell dings) Oh, yo, she came up in
here with them two bars, like that (beep) was hot. My bad MC Thot. I know we got Cuban Dog, but
I thought you was Nicki Minot. (audience cheers) - Bring the beat back. - You just mad nobody
buy your albums anyways. - Let me cut the squad quickly, I said, B Simone with that hair, we can't believe. I told you to hold your horses
and you grabbed your weave. And boys, what the hell? I'm cooking this fat, call me TI the way I
keep this pussy in check. DC, you ain't something insane, you look like a pubic hair
that got stuck in the drain. (audience laughs) - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Don't do that. Stop that, stop that (beep). (beep) Talking to me. All them bars you just
spit was wack though. Nick, what's up my (beep), you hired all these white folks. I thought this was a black show. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - DC. DC's so mad, boy take a vacation, this is season 15, gentrification. - Yeah it is. - Hold up, hold up, hold up. - We love white people. - I know you ain't talking, let's go ahead and set this thing clear. (beep) Your ass got fired, what
the fuck are you doing here? (audience laughs)
- Okay. All right, okay, okay. You think I got fired,
but that ain't legit, like Royce's barber I said, "I quit." - Whoa. He said he quit, that sound kind of funny, that (beep) back, I guess
he needed more money. (audience laughs) - Okay, hold on, hold on, one more. Okay, one more, all right. You said... - (screams) Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. - No, no, no.
- Ding, ding. - You say I need money, maybe that's true, but at least I didn't do "How High 2". (audience laughs) - Why you talking about
white brother getting fired, yeah, it's something we can tell. He got fired from "Wild 'N' Out", it ain't as bad as getting fired from TRL. (audience laughs) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. This (beep) right here finna hurt. Sorry white boy, they
got rid of his ass first. (audience laughs) - They both got fired. They both got fired. (audience cheers) DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of here man. - DC you killed it, but I'm
going with the Old School, make some noise for the Old School. - My man Juvy came through representing. We giving the comedy
championship belt to the OG man. What do you wanna say to the people? - Hey, "Wild 'N' Out" baby, I love y'all for having me out here. Y'all see who got the belt baby. - There it is.
(audience cheers) - It's your boy Emmanuel Hudson, the sexiest cast member on the stage. I don't care what none of y'all say. It's time for the... - [Audience] Wild style. - Remix. It's time for the wild style remix, that's right, the original. We're switching it up man, we're doing the two on two
battle right here on the stage. Same rules apply, if it's
funny you get a point. If it's whack.
(power down sound) Y'all ready to get to it? - [Audience] Yeah. - Let me get... DC. (audience cheers) And Funny Mike, come on up here man. For the red squad let me get Bobby Jay, come on, Bobby Jay, come
on up here Bobby Jay. Let me get Little JJ, Little JJ, come on Little JJ. (audience cheers) - All right, listen man, y'all know the rules man. The more points wins. It's gotta be funny though, let's do it. (horns blare) Wild style. - Boy, your head's so big
we can skate on your head, I'm talking about real, real big. Sit a plate on your head, charge a bomb on your head,
build a home on your head. I'm talking about studio wide,
write a song on your head. (audience laughs)
Real talk. - [Emmanuel] Y'all gotta go crazy. Kill them. - All right. He said something about
setting a plate on my head, he should've ate (beep), that skinny body ass (beep) look dead. (audience laughs) - Hold up, hold up, he might look dead, that might be true. But Lil JJ, we ain't seen
your ass since Comic View. (horns blare) - Hold on, hold on. - And (beep) so crazy,
and the (beep) so crazy, I'm about to get ahead and (beep). (beep) (indistinct) Season, (beep) that was in the third grade. Hold up, hold up, I'm on fire. Oh, I'm on fire. - [Emmanuel] You gotta respect the rules. - No, I get it, he has to get that (beep). But this season (beep),
I'm on "Wild 'N' Out". - These (beep) giving a
whole lot of disrespect, so now it's time to get at they name. They talking about they ain't seen you, when really they ain't seen nothing yet. Let me explain what I'm trying to say. - What you trying to say? - Both of these (beep) remind
me of us back in the day, but before we started really getting paid. - All right. - [Emmanuel] You better go crazy. - I'm on fire. - Wait. - And I'm about to get-- - You two, hold the (beep) and
let me kill them right quick. - We ain't seen your ass
since "That's so Raven". (horns blare) Wait a minute, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. And what I said. - [Emmanuel] Let him get his comeback. - It might be true, (beep)
you were the same size then, you never grew. Hold up, wait a minute. - Wait, nah, hold up. Hold the hell up, hold up. Yeah nah, I ain't hating, but both of y'all look like
two dry ass cancer patients. - You wrong for that. You two rode the short bus, arm in arm how high you
is and how low you is, y'all look like two dumb ass decepticons. - Listen, we ain't even finna waste it, if we was cable we'll be Comcast, y'all (beep) would be basic. (horns blare) - How is that possible? How is that possible? - [DC] I'm on fire. - [Red Member] How is that possible? - I'm on fire. - Yo, yo, yo. Oi, listen yo, I ain't even gotta ask the crowd here man. When it comes to these
"Wild 'N' Out" bars, the black squad is the
"Wild 'N' Out" star. - Yes sir. (audience cheers) - Y'all make some noise
for the black squad man, make some noise for the black squad. The black squad. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Now you wild out, say it, say it, now you wild out. - Your topic is hairstyles. - [Rappers] Now you wild
out, now you wild out. - You got the sew in braids,
you got the sew in braids. You got the sew in braids. - [Audience] Now you wild out. - Big ass head. - [Black Team] Big ass head. That's a big ass head, you wild out. - You had a perm, you had a perm, you had a perm. - [Red Team] Now you wild out. - I sure did, I sure did, I sure did. - [Black Team] Now you wild out. (beep) Now you wild out. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - Your topic is plastic surgery. - All right. Your girl got a fake ass,
she's got a fake ass, she's got a fake ass. Now you wild out. - But I paid for it
though, but I paid for it. - [Audience] Now you wild out. - You went to Dr Miami,
you went to Dr Miami. You went to Dr Miami, now you wild out. (team speaks indistinctly) Now you wild out. - Derek needs liposuction,
he needs liposuction, he needs liposuction, now you wild out. - He probably do, he
probably do, he probably do. Now you wild out. (audience cheers) - The topic is being rich. - Okay, okay. Shine my shoes bitch,
shine my shoes bitch, shine my shoes bitch, now you wild out. - You want a latte, you want a latte? You want a latte? Now you wild out. - I'm Nick Cannon, I'm Nick
Cannon, I'm Nick Cannon. Now you wild out. - I own this, I own this, I own this, now you wild out. - We can think the same thing. - We had that man. - The topic is graduation. - I fuck my teacher, get a A, I fuck my teacher, get a A, I fuck my teacher, get a A. - [Audience] Now you wild out. - You didn't make it, you didn't make it, you didn't make it. Now you wild out. - I put the (gibberish) on the desk. I slap my (gibberish) on the desk. (DC sings gibberish) Now you wild out. (red team sing gibberish) - [Audience] Now you wild out. (DC sings gibberish) - [Black Team] Now you wild out. - You stupid. (bell dings)
You stupid. (bell dings) (horn blares)
(audience cheers) - Clap your hands y'all,
clap your hands y'all, yeah. Came on the show, I'd like to say thanks, for Reggie did way better
than Azealia Banks. And I know you like to rhyme, but Laylay, ain't it
past your little bedtime? Don't get too sassy, everything we said been nasty. But why you popping your neck, don't make me take off my
belt for all that disrespect. - She's a child. - Look, me and Lay Lay not for play play, we spray spray, come
exactly where you stay stay. Let me tell you something about yourself, and this might hurt. You up here dressed looking
like when the TV don't work. Look, hey yo. - I know you ain't talking about me boy, you make my fumes boil. You the only rapper
dressed like aluminum foil. (bell dings) - And I mean this, you think you the (beep) because
you got your teeth fixed. You been smiling non-stop, and (beep) you ain't hot. Like Justina, look at you. - Huh? - Mistake boo. - DC, I don't know why he gave you a bell, you in all red boy because
I'll send you to hell. Out the back you need to just switch, you look like the dinosaur
from "Lilo And Stitch". - Laylay, come here. I'm gon' keep it real. You think you up here grown, until your little ass
start paying some bills. I'm talking light bills, gas, that's gon' kick your ass. - All right, okay, let's do it. All y'all wack like your outfit. I been making money since six. I work for me, y'all work for Nick. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - That was a crazy wild style, I think I already know who won. DJ D-Wrek, let the rest of everybody know. - I gotta give that to the black squad, make some noise for them. (audience cheers) - You went for my whole
team, that ain't right. Your ass up here sounding
like a damn dirt bike. - Okay DC, but don't leave yet. (buzzer sounds) Okay, DC. Don't be too close, you
know I really hate germs, and your body look like
a big ass tapeworm. (upbeat music) - Ah (beep), oh my (beep). Let's put my (beep) on you girl, you're dressed like a picnic. (DC screams) - Dressed like a picnic, do that dance, but DC is shaped like the garden ant. With your little hands
and your little feet, and all you say (screams)
when you rap to the beat. - Oh (beep), (screams)
that's what you heard? Look y'all, it's an albino bird. (audience laughs and cheers) (bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - That tattoo on your face,
you know that's a no no. Your (beep) look like an
unfinished coach logo. If you left no one would be missing you, you look like employee of
the month at Jiffy Lube. (audience laughs) - All right. Listen, y'all know I'm about my bread. You got a bandaid on your knee, stop giving (beep). Listen.
(bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - I was at the slut walk, and
it really changed my world, I was in the streets hoeing with your mom and your girl. (audience laughs) - I'ma tell you like this. That (beep) need some cushion. You got your hair like
Rapunzel, but guess what? Don't nobody wanna save you
from that dragon ass (beep). (audience ooh)
(horns sound) - [Nick] Damn DC. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - For the roof. - Since you wanna be Chris Tucker so bad, why don't you go ahead and it's too young? (audience oohs) - Girl, if you don't get
your god damn white girl off of "Hustling", I'ma do this for you. I'ma do this for you. - DC, you got two tooth picks for legs and you built like a dirty q-tip. Microphone head ass boy. - Oh, I'm about to got
damn you, the got damned only thing you bring to
the barbecue is mayonnaise. - Out. - [Audience] Got damned. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Your fans think you're messy, and they wish you would do better. You should introduce your
top lip to your bottom lip, because they ain't never been together. (bell dings)
(audience cheer) - She tripping right? - I got you. I got you Nene, don't worry. - Come on nephew.
- We gon' ride (beep). You a real housewife,
she just a side (beep). - You see what I'm saying. (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - And DC, I'm tired of hearing you ramble, y'all looking at the face
that got TRL canceled. - Ooh. - You talking about TRL got canceled. Damn (beep), you hit me on the low. Let's talk about when you
called me three months ago talking about some, "Please,
can you get me on the show?" I'm like, "(beep) You mean?" She was like, "Please, immediately, they choking me." - Okay, here's the thing,
that ain't really true, so let me hear your rhyme next. TRL called me, they
wanted me to be a guest. They said you really good
and the fans know your face, DC I keep it real, they
wanted me to take your place. (audience ooh)
(bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Clayton, we all know you ratchet, you look like Steph Currie
if he never made a basket. DC I don't mean to be a hater, but you look like Doug Funnie
if he grew up in Decatur. - Okay, that's cool, but this is critical. Your (beep) is garbage, because your outfit made
out of trash bag material. - [Justina] Okay. - It must be Thursday, I'm about to take her ass to the curb. - DC. - Come on Justina. - Okay, DC. Trash bag, yeah I'll take that. But you Soulja Boy if he
never made "Crank That". (audience oohs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - You sure I can go in? Okay. Damn Justina, your (beep)
bigger than a (beep). (audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - DC Young Fly. Yo, yo. DC I don't mean to be rude, but you so skinny you look
like you're allergic to food. Your pants that tight you
can't even get your lean on, you the type (beep) a (beep), wake up and put her jeans on. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) You can't breathe in there, these jeans. - Hey, hey man. Stop that (beep) now. (audience cheers) You keep coming at me, and that is a damn shame. You know what you need to do? You need to go to every
little kid birthday party, and swallow the helium out their balloon, and maybe your voice'll change. (DC screams) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - DC, there's one thing
that I can't ignore, your body is built just
like an extension cord. You always hyper, you
need to smoke a joint. Matter of fact, your body's
built like an exclamation point. (bell dings) - All right, I guess
that's white people jokes. Here we go, bring them to the hood. All right, it's hard
for me to pick a thot, you got your socks over your knees because you suck (beep) a lot. (audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Justina, you ain't finna go at my team, I can't believe you did this. Your (beep) is like the
underground of Atlanta, because everything down
there going out of business. (audience laughs) - Hey well, DC I'm the bomb
baby, you need that spark. Your booty (beep) as wide as Tymon Park. (buzzer sounds) - Should've got some ass shots, and I'ma knock at the door. Look at your nose (beep), it's not even yours. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) She only can breathe out the left side, because her doctor (beep) up on the right. (audience laughs)
(DC screams) - DC, you don't want that smoke, everyday you doing (screams)
because you ain't go no joke. - I do got a joke, you just gotta listen. You probably can't hear me
because your voice keep (yowls). (bell dings)
(horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Get this picture of me and DC. (audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - It's Brooklyn Justina,
y'all are just passengers, we come through it's
Valentine's day massacre. DC, why you screaming thug life? You look like the main
character from "A Bug's Life". (audience laughs) - All right. Now look, cool. I'ma need my respect. Look, this ain't got
nothing to do with you, because you need to get your
damn relationship in check. So listen up. Listen, white girl. Why you coming to me? I'ma tell you right now, your ass is ugly from head to your feet. - DC, the truth is I
think that you a bitch. Atlanta, don't he look like the alien from "Lilo And Stitch"? I'm up here and one more thing, because of Nick I'm getting bread. And you look just like a farmer, because you only deal with chicken heads. - Listen.
(bell dings) What you talking? You need to take that back. Because your ass look
like a Hannah Montana if she's on crack, listen. Where your daddy at? Hey, where your daddy at? (bell dings)
(horns sound) Hey, listen, where your daddy at? (audience cheers) - You do know your chest
built like an i-Phone, right? You gotta put in the password
to breath, stupid ass. - In this talking spit battle the "Wild 'N' Out" stars
take a seat and face off. Which of their co-stars can
get them to spit the most, and who can hold it in and win
this head-to-head challenge? (upbeat music) What's up y'all? I'm Brittney Elena, your
favorite "Wild 'N' Out" girl. And today we are playing talking spit, but instead of having Nick and a guest, we are having our crew members
sitting in the hot seat. We have Justina repping the red squad. - You're damn right. - Repping the black
squad, the one and only, DC Young Fly. (audience applauds) All right y'all. Y'all know the rules, fill
your mouths up with water. We gonna have ladies first, ladies first. So red squad step up. (horns sound)
Let's go. - You do know your chest
built like an i-Phone, right? Gotta put in the password
to breathe, stupid ass. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) Hey Siri, (indistinct). (audience laughs) We ain't done. Toddler teeth, you a
grown man still teething. Dolphin teeth having
(imitates dolphin call) mouth having ass. - I (indistinct) huh, what you say? Black line little boy. - Time out. While Justina holding
that water in her face, she look like she's having an allergic reaction to something. - Why your (beep) so swoll Justina? Look at her chin, she
got that the Mask chin, if you don't get your (laughs), ya ya. You got that goddamn big ass, wide chin. - DC. You got no problem putting your shirt on, skinny body having ass. - Oh, that's messed up man. - It ain't messed up. - Solid lunch shoes wearing ass. (rappers chuckle) Don't talk to me (indistinct). (bell dings) - What airline's she fly for? - I don't know, you tell me. - You look like a white stripper that's ready to come out and do that set, the hit me with your best shot. ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ ♪ Hit me with the ♪ Give it up ladies and gentlemen, all the way from New Jersey. Make some noise for big chin Samantha. And you come out with that on. - Hey DC. - With them H&M boots that
come attached together that you got on right there. (beep) You get them out
the bin right there, them (beep) is amazing. - I know for a fact your
brain claustrophobic, your brain too little. - Silence, don't talk
about no ones head boy. Your head look like it
should be on Big Mack's body. - With that gap, token dispenser teeth having ass. Clink, new challenger, mouth having ass. (audience laughs) All right, check this out, check this out. Look, this is one of the toughest games we play on "Wild 'N' Out". So if you think you got what it takes, come on up here and see if
you can make one of us laugh. - Chico, we gonna let
the fans do they thing, I'ma introduce mine first. Step on up, step on up, step on up. (audience cheer)
What's your name? - Hugh.
- Hugh? - [Hugh] Yes sir. - Hugh, okay, hey man, you
a fan of the show, right? - Yeah. - You a fan of this game, right? Let's see if you got what it takes then, you know what I'm saying? - Come on up here son, what's your name? - Amari. - All right, Amari where you from? - I'm from Charlotte. - You think you got what it
takes to make them laugh. - Yeah, I'ma do my best. - You'll do your best, all right, bet. Y'all clap for Amari. (audience cheers and applauds) - [Presenter] Wild out. - DC forehead, what? DC forehead look like you on an i-Phone with an Android screen. (Justina spits) - Yo, you can't see what
his face looks like. - So DC thoughts. A light-skinned (beep). With this underarm ass polo, tight ass (beep) (indistinct). - Boo. I didn't hear a joke boy. This (beep) never been in no
locker room and never joked, DC, what you about to say? - Yo, I can't look at his face. - All right guys, good job. Y'all see how hard it is. Give it up for our fans. Thank you so much, y'all can
go ahead and have a seat. All right y'all. Y'all seen the crew members
make DC laugh the most, so Justina you run for the red squad. Let's go.
(horns blare) - You right I did spit, I was participating. (cast members laugh) - All right y'all, thank you
for tuning in to talking spit, crew member wise, that's all we got. (audience cheers) - Give it up for our WWE
superstars over there, the Usos, Jimmy, Jey and Naomi. Y'all already know the
energy in here is crazy, so we about to figure out
which side is the most lit of this Wild 'N' Out arena. And the name of this game
is this side, that side. We gon' get to diss each other. And DJ D-Wrek at the end of the game, you gon' determine which
side is the most lit. - I'm gonna determine that. - Well, we've got some people that's gonna help us determine which
side is the most lit. We got Carlos over there
on the black squad. (audience cheers and applauds) We got DC Young Fly on the red squad. (audience cheers and applauds) (DC blows whistle) - DJ D-Wrek, who go first? - Red squad's gonna go first. - Yo DC, talk to them, get our side lit. - Y'all ready, y'all ready? Here we go. We finna pull up and hit the whoa oh. - [Audience] We finna pull
up and hit the whoa oh. We finna pull up and hit the whoa. We finna pull up and hit the whoa. We finna pull up and hit the whoa. (audience cheers) - Top that. - Y'all don't want no smoke,
because we goddamn lighters. - [Audience] Y'all don't want no smoke, because we goddamn lighters. Y'all don't want no smoke,
because we goddamn lighters. - Sing it to them man. - [Audience] Y'all don't want no smoke, because we goddamn lighters. - We want the smoke, come on. - [Audience] We want the smoke. - Come on, I said. - [Audience] We want the smoke. - [DC] Come on. - [Audience] We want the smoke. - I'll bet you won't. - [Audience] Pull up. - I'll bet you won't. - [Audience] Pull up, pull up. - [Black Team leader] I bet you won't. - [Audience] Pull up. - [Black Team Leader] I'll bet you won't. - [Audience] Pull up, pull up. - I said skrrt, I'm here bitch. - [Audience] I said skrrt, I'm here bitch. I said skrrt, I'm here bitch. I said skrrt, I'm here bitch. - Yeah. Black side. We got health insurance. - [Audience] We got health insurance. We got health insurance. We got health insurance. - [DC] We got Obamacare. - [Audience] We got Obamacare. We got Obamacare. We got Obamacare. - Everybody over there fugly as hell. - [Audience] Everybody
over there fugly as hell. Everybody over there fugly as hell. Everybody over there fugly as hell. - [DC] Your aunty got one leg. - [Audience] Your aunty got one leg. Your aunty got one leg. Your aunty got one leg. Your aunt ain't got no edges. Your aunt aint got no edges. - Your mama ain't got no edges. - [Audience] Your mama ain't got no edges. - [Audience] So? It's a lace front. So? It's a lace front. So? It's a lace front. (bell dings) (horn blares) (hip hop music) - Hey, hey, hey. Bounce. Bounce. Hey, hey. I tell them like this. Yo, for years I been putting
food in y'all mouths, I don't really about the "85 South". Because I'ma let you know, don't buy the hand that feeds you. Because (beep) next season, I don't really need you. (bell dings) - Oh, since you said that, look. Now you said that you was gon' fire us, and I need for you to know. If you fire me, him and him, guess what? Ain't nobody finna watch this show. (audience cheers) - Yo. Yo. Bitch. You said they watch it for y'all, man, you got a screw loose. There's 500 billion people in China, they watch it on YouTube. (buzzer sounds) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (horns blare) - DJ D-Wrek, turn the beat back on, I'm sick of this (beep). Do it on beat if you really can rap, and you can spit that heat. - All right, listen (indistinct)
why you really acting wild? Tell me why your lips look
just like a (indistinct). (bell dings) - Hey, Chico Bean lunch meat, is it me, or this (beep) like
everybody favorite auntie. Let me tell you something, because you a little clone. The way you (beep) my D,
I give you a B Simone. Chill. - Listen, get mad. Get mad, get mad, listen. Nobody in the crowd was
feeling those lines, and with those teeth you need
to take a bite out of crime. - Yo, give me a reason, grown man with little teeth. This (beep) still teething. (bell dings) - But that's really pretty fine, with them short ass arms you
will never reach your prime. - Yeah, that's not true son, with that bald ass head. You look like you was born from a gun. Bullet head ass. (buzzer sounds) - You know what? It's time to get serious. Cut the beat. - And his teeth so small, I bet he love eating sunflower seeds. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - DC going against me I'm alive and swell. You so skinny you hopped out the shower, and was dry as hell. - Come back in here, I'm on your ass. Yeah. When you touch him he make sound effects. Bloop, bloop. Pot. (buzzer sounds) Move. (audience cheers) Hold up. Seems like you got some
nerve all of a sudden. Every (beep) show you (beep) up, and all you gotta do is press a button. I don't see no songs,
Nick's song, Nick's song. There go another Nick song. Uh-oh, it look like you need
to hop on a (beep) song. - Hey. He has been on TV for
years, yeah that's true. But how's it feel to be on television, and this all you do? (buzzer sounds)
(horns blare) (buzzer sounds)
(bell dings) (horns blare)
(audience cheers) - D-Wrek, make some sense out of this man. - I got to give that to the black squad, make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheers) - We focus on them jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. That comedy championship belt right there, that should be yours. Or, we could give it to the OG, Sisqo. Who's it gonna go to? We about to find out. New School step up, Old School step up. DJ D-Wrek drop the beat. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. All right R you gotta step
up, you gotta step up. I'ma rap like Weezy baby, and make that (beep) too easy baby. You better not say nothing sleazy baby, or I'ma cut these (beep)
like a piece of paper. Life's a bitch, you need some braces. Matter of fact, B Simone can't spell, and she need first grade, kindergarten. - Really? - Matter of fact, you
look like my daughters, y'all better not say nothing
about little Miss Carter. Real talk. Real talk. I talked to Wayne before this, be careful. - We gon' lose. - Since a teen I been getting money, and this (beep) don't stop. Close your mouth old man, I ain't no li-li-li lollipop. - Oh (beep). - Okay, okay, okay, check it out. Atlanta, what's up, what's up? You call yourself the Old School, but y'all just old news. And the future's right here, yeah, we just won't lose. I'm loyal to my squad,
I won't switch up crews, that's why my future looking
brighter than Sisqo's shoes. Future looking brighter
than Sisqo's shoes. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (audience cheers) Hey yo, Bobby. I bet you use a shoebox as a bed. You're so short you
gotta stand on your toes just to give a (beep). And Mimi you trifling, you got so much plastic in your ass I could bring you to
the curb for recycling. And DC, I bet you rocking some long johns, you're so thin you could be
the thong in "The Thong Song". (audience laughs) - Come here Sisqo. Bring your ass here. Now standing in front of me (laughs), your ass is about to go to heaven. Your ass up here with them yass bitch 11s. (audience laughs) - That joke is so corny I
should've got up here faster. You look like a slave, and I own my own masters. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - Listen, you own your own masters, (beep) that is a liar. That chain so old your dragon don't even have no more fire. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this man, this (beep) is crazy up here. - I gotta give that to the New School, make some noise for the New School. (audience cheers) - Y'all cheated, y'all cheated. But we gon' give the
belt to Reginae Carter, y'all make some noise. (audience cheers) Hip hop royalty in the building. How you feel? - Oh, I feel amazing. I always wanted this. - You got it, y'all make some for Reginae. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up, lets go. Yo. Freestyle rapping. Where one MC leaves off the other one gotta pick up and kill it. The one who kills it
the best wins the game. Let's go, sing it with me y'all. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is sports - Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. - I'm a cheerleader so you know I'm ready, I tried to throw you
but you was too heavy. - Yeah, I am heavy, the greatest of all. You only like sports, because you play with the balls. - Play with the balls, that might be true, from what I heard Justina got two. - Yeah, I got a two, I'm an overachiever, and you like it deep,
you are a wide receiver. (audience oohs) - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is being being broke. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - (indistinct) I used to search Google, when I was in college
all I ate was noodles. - Oodles of noodles, I been
eating since (indistinct), I paid my rent late, no food in my fridge. - No food in your fridge, my God. But, no food, that is a lie. - That ain't no lie, it's
all how you handle it, when you go broke you
eat syrup sandwiches. - Syrup sandwiches, I ain't gonna be mean, but you not eating is hard to believe. - Hard to believe, when
you broke you cheek. Hey, yo brother, let me hold
something til next week. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - [DJ D-Wrek] The topic is beat boxing. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - You already know when
it come in the South, I'ma beatbox (beatboxes) with my mouth. Come on. - Okay, I'm the (gibberish), with the K. I am the one that go (beat boxes), and this goes out to you DC, ooh. - [Nick] Ooh, what you gon' do DC? - I don't know what he
said, but look (beat boxes). Come on. - Okay, okay, okay, okay (beat boxes) (beat box noises) (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it.. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - The topic is houses. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Okay, I got me a house,
I just got me a mansion, I'm getting them dollars,
it's time for expansion. - Time for expansion,
yeah, I got some houses, oh yeah, it's true, I got a few spouses. - You got no houses boy, you got them rentals. I'll kill your houses
like these instrumentals. - These instrumentals,
I know you a spitter, but you pull up Malibu,
I'll let you enter. - It is a Malibu, you live in Beverley. Oh my God, my new crib's so heavenly. - Your crib's so heavenly,
top of the hills, but you know I spit this
(beep), I keep it real. - I'm so-- - I ain't gonna let you keep rapping, because I'ma keep going,
and I'ma keep snapping. I'ma keep rapping, I'ma keep snapping, because this Old School,
we make it happen. - Okay, you got a lot of money, so you got the houses. But one thing you don't
know is clearly your outfit. - Clearly my outfit,
man, this (beep) is fire, matter of fact, you
know who I got it from? Mariah. (audience cheers) - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. (horns blare) Yo, we killed that (beep). - Give me DC. (audience cheers) Get me Michael Blackson. (audience cheers)
(DC yells) Ready? DC. - You (beep) arse (beep). - For the roof. - You are built like
a 12 year old lesbian. - Boy if you don't get your goddamn, (blows) the food's ready,
ugly ass boy, I'm on your ass. - You have tattoos of all
the (beep) you owe money to. (audience laughs) If you don't get your backup
"Thriller" dancing looking ass. And guess what? You don't even need
makeup, stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) - DC stands for (beep) chaser. (audience oohs) - Guess what?
- What? In your (indistinct) I bet
you ain't got (indistinct) hiding the flow, yaba
daba doo feet having ass. - Kick my ass mother sucker. - You (beep). (audience cheers) - You cannot be talking about my (beep), I'd never (beep) a girl
who sounds like this. ♪ Woo ♪ (upbeat music) - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - The word is roasting. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Yeah, I be roasting,
make this thing clear. Y'all know my slogan, bring that ass here. - Bring that ass here, DC you too sick, tell me why your body
shaped like a toothpick? - Like a toothpick, (indistinct). Y'all know my slogan, (beep) you mean? - (beep) You mean, I heard what you said, why do you have a roach on your head? - Roach on my head, that ain't nice, why your voice sound like a
dirt bike (imitates engine). - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - If you've ever had roaches, or been in somebody's house with roaches. It can be super embarrassing, let's talk to them a little bit y'all. ♪ When you got them roaches ♪ ♪ On the wall ♪ ♪ When you turn the lights on ♪ ♪ You can see them crawl ♪ ♪ So you know we gon' spray, stomp ♪ ♪ Spray, stomp, spray, stomp, spray ♪ ♪ Everybody say spray,
stomp, spray, stomp ♪ ♪ Spray, stomp, spray ♪ ♪ Talk to them DC ♪ ♪ I ain't scared of no roaches ♪ ♪ Because a younger from the hood ♪ ♪ From the hood now ♪ ♪ One day I was hungry, don't you know ♪ ♪ Them roaches taste good ♪ ♪ When I see them roaches start to crawl ♪ ♪ On the bar and on the wall ♪ ♪ All I can think is oh hell no ♪ ♪ Them roaches, is what ♪ ♪ On the wall ♪ ♪ On the wall ♪ ♪ When you turn the lights off ♪ ♪ You can see them crawl ♪ ♪ You can see them crawl ♪ ♪ Everybody say spray,
stomp, spray, stomp ♪ ♪ Spray, stomp, spray ♪ ♪ Everybody say spray,
stomp, spray, stomp, spray ♪ ♪ Don't you know baby ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Don't you know ♪ (DC screams) - Hitman Holla and Miles Brown. (audience cheers) - Man, as soon as I come
through I let that chopper off. - Pow, pow. - That's not a chopper
sound (imitates chopper). Soon as I come through I kill everybody. - We killing one person. - No, we kill everybody. When I'm in the club I make it rain. - I'ma go and pick that (beep) up. - No we not. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (audience cheers) - Okay D-Wrek, don't
give me no big word man. - Okay, your word is compensate. - Can I go back and come back again, and y'all give me another word? - No. - All right. Look, look, look. We pimpin', we pimpin',
we slippin', trippin', we trippin', we got. All right, no, I'm just
playing, here we go. Look. I'm a pimp, let me demonstrate, woo, I love me a tender cake. Put you on that alley get to penetrate, then I come and get
that money, compensate. (audience applauds) (bell dings) (audience cheers) Here we go. Here we go. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is bottle service. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Bottle service, I want no lip, my waitress won't dip so I gave her a tip. - Give her a tip, boy you a fool, I'm trying to get drunk and find me a boo. (audience cheers)
- Find you a boo? Okay then, cool. Boy I'm the only one here, so
who the hell you talking to? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Why your bull spitting? - Hold on, wait, wait a minute, I can't even read the damn sign. Elephant, I'ma go and give
your girl this elephant. What that say? I'm in a bony, your girl
trying to take all my alimony. (DC screams) Dopeboy's so fat that with salad he eat rice with it. I'ma show you that I'm so gangster, I'ma take out your other eye and play dice with it. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - DC Young Fly, the show is over. Because last year was powder, this years baking soda. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - Platinum squad, are y'all ready? - Stay ready you ain't got to get ready. - I heard that. Wild out. (audience cheers) (DC imitates metal detector) - I got to get to digging. (audience laughs) - Come here you little ugly ass boy. - All right, I told you. - [Justina] All right, run there boy. - What I did? - Okay, lets see. Well. DC there's one thing that I can't ignore, your body is built just
like an extension cord. You always hype though,
you need to smoke a joint, matter of fact, your body's
built like an exclamation point. (audience oohs)
(bell dings) - All right, that was, I guess
that's white people jokes. Here we go, bring them to the hood. All right, it's hard
for me to pick a thot, you got them socks over your knees because you suck (beep) a lot. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) Wait a minute, wait a
minute, I ain't done. Now listen, look. They gon' hear this word, you got a scarf around your neck, that's for catching sperm. (audience cheers) - Okay. Well, don't go away yet DC. - She's the sperm banking (screams). - Okay. - A little DNA right there one time. - Okay, well listen guys. Calm down a little bit,
he didn't really win yet, when he hit last night I
had to ask, "Is it in yet?" (audience oohs) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Uh-uh, you cannot be
talking about my (beep), I'd never (beep) a girl
who sounds like this. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (DC imitates motorbike)
- All right. - Look at DC, you know if you
get him he ain't gon' stop. - Look, look. - DC stand for the crack baby, because I know you smoke crack boy. He got a "Wild 'N' Out" girlfriend, but on the low she like fat boys. (buzzer sounds) I smashed his girl.
- Hold on, hold on, let me rebuttal. Yeah, I used to have
a "Wild 'N' Out" girl, now that might be true. You been on "Wild 'N'
Out for four seasons, you just mad because I hit one before you. (bell dings) Hold on, I ain't done, I ain't done. I talked to his doctor,
hold up, wait a minute. The (beep) you mean? I talked to his doctor, he said he might don't make it. Don't his stretch marks
look like pieces of bacon? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) When you're eating you need
to tell your fork to stop. I bet your favorite karate
move is a pork chop. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (DC screams) - [Black Team] New York. New York. - Look, raised up in New York,
you know that I'm a beast. I'm from the West side of Harlem, now I'm rocking with the East. - Now always high, I'm feeling like Snoop, I'm from New York, home
to the Timbaland boots. Jump in the coup. - Yo, it's (indistinct) in New York, I'm from Atlanta brought
the dab to New York. Look, I got the ice, I
think I'm vibing New York, I had to Harlem shake to
catch a cab in New York. - [Black Team] We about
to go live you heard? We about to go live, you heard? New York. - Dead ass, dead ass. - [Black Team] New York. - That's a fact. (mellow music) - Listen, probably know my name shorty, but look, I'ma go ahead and
express some things shorty. ♪ On the low ♪ ♪ Everybody gon' look the same ♪ - Drake. - Drake fool. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) Now check this out, I love Benihanas (screams) I really like your mama. And for that (indistinct), I (beep) on her chest,
that's that yum yum sauce. (audience oohs) - Okay. Okay. Yo. You know my mum told me about that, she said it was amazing. Because when she seen your (beep) she thought you was Asian. (audience laughs) - She was lying. - Hey, we gotta let him know what type of tattoo shop this is DC. - Y'all ready? - Y'all ready? - Take off your clothes, and lay it down. We about tattoo your booty. What about your head? Hell nah. What about your back? - [Red Team] Hell nah. - Okay, now draw on your booty. - Get a tattoo on your face
so I know it ain't a game, get a bullseye on your cheek, so I know just where to aim. - First ever job wasn't ready for that, til she showed her breasts,
I call that tit for tat. (audience laughs) - [Red Team] And lay it down. Lay it down. I'm about to draw on your booty. - Take off your clothes and lay it down. - What you doing? - [Red Team] On my booty. (audience cheers) - DC's little tattoo gun fell out. (audience laughs) (DC screams) - Come here Ray J. Check this out, you ready? Look, look, look. Yeah, you got a track
cause I hit it first, you just mad because Kanye's
sperm actually works. (audience laughs) - The award goes to Donald Trump. - Let me do him. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) I'd like to thank everybody who voted for the impeachment award. (audience laughs)
I love peaches. I'm glad Hillary Clinton
couldn't find those emails, because I sent her a
couple of (beep) pics. (audience laughs) And now, one more thing, I have a shelter for kittens
called grab the cat below. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (DC screams) T-Pain bring that ass here boy. Look. I'm about to hit you with a sonic boom, your career ain't (beep)
without auto tune. (bell dings)
But listen, I fuck with you, don't get me though. I hate you every time you
do this in your video. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - He ain't that dude,
a small Chris Tucker, with his Little Wayne tattoos. Once again I'm on, once again I got another
million dollar home and I'm not (beep) with him. Too many cars, I got too many (beep), I got too many bars, these
(beep) ain't (beep) with me. I ain't even playing around, that's why they call
me Teddy Penderassdown. (audience cheers)
(horns blare) - He's very woke, he says I
want to dress like a Mexican. But nah, these are Nick thoughts. I be watching that "Basketball
Housewives" (beep). They need to change their name
of the basketball side chick, because Jackie got a big ass nose. I want to see her with a
sinus infection (sniffs), breathing air. She spit. She spitting. Look, she spitting. With your big heading ass. (audience applaud) Deebo bring that ass here boy. No for real, right now. Check this out, right? I'm Chris Tucker, and
man I'm finna buss out, here's the brick where Craig
knocked you the (beep) out. - That's tea, that's
tea, that's not a brick. - I ain't with the joking,
I'll make that body pop. Listen, we'll beat your
ass like Craig did, you could got molly whopped. - It's gonna be like the "Matrix", when I throw him in the air. And then we move out the
way and let his body drop. (audience oohs)
(bell dings) - I'm on your side now Deebo. (audience laughs) - Remix it, he said, "Nigga,
you're like the "Matrix". (audience laughs) - When he throw them up, what happened? Okay. (bell dings) Can he do that Nick? - I don't think he can do that. - I changed the rules. - I'm on his team. (bell dinging) - Make some noise for the legend. (audience cheers) - Girl. I cannot believe Nick
Cannon just got you up here being the "Wild 'N' Out"
girl, just sitting like that. And that's it (chuckles). Baby, come here boo. (audience cheers) What's up baby, you good? All right, go run the car for me, I'll be there, okay. - [Audience] Yes. - See, when you mess
with a (beep) like me, I can have you on the runway baby. (audience cheers) - What (indistinct)? - Listen, come here skinny bastard. Look at this skinny (beep). (audience chuckles) You look like a healthy crackhead. Big ass lips, I bet you can
whisper in your own ears. (audience laughs) - [Member] Okay, okay, okay.
- I'm not finished with you, kiss my ass what, are you doing? He look like a Rick Ross starter kit. (audience laughs) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. I bet you be in the village
with a sharp ass spear. You be behind bushes like,
"I'm about to make that lion bring that ass here." - Sucker. (DC screams) - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Look, yes I buy sneakers,
I feel they important, I love them. But boy, what is wrong with them Jordans? - Wrong with them Jordans,
you need you some sneakers, I bet when you want, your knees rolling. - Pick up and kill it. I'm about to go, got the
sneakers, you feel it. Know when it comes to
the kicks I'm the illest. Boy, I don't know what
you talking about Willis. - Boy your shoes, I bet they lean, your Jordans be hanging out
like the (beep) you mean? (audience laughs) - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it and kill it. - The evolution of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber at 15. (audience laughs) Justin Bieber at 17. - Oh, black friends (laughs). (audience laughs) - Justin Bieber at 19 (audience cheers) Justin Bieber at 21. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (DC screams) - Let's do it, let's do it. Y'all make some noise,
y'all make some noise. (audience cheers) Put that water in your mouth girl, easy. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - DC. Hey my name is Chico B, I said something about you earlier, but you know you my G. I ain't got nothing else to say, just want to let you know I agree. That dude's sitting right
there look just like a negro broccoli tree. - Hey. - [Cast Members] Negro broccoli tree. - You rap about me, listen, who does that? He look like Cynthia off "Rugrats". - [Cast Members] Cynthia from "Rugrats, Cynthia from "Rugrats". Hey, bring it back. - I just want to say this. Her first baby daddy
(beep) used to get repo'd, and her second baby daddy got a shake. And I know I got a chance with that ass, because girl, your standards
are all over the (beep) place. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Hey DC. - [DC] What? - Coming at me wrong DC
I'm bound to catch a case, you could never hit Black Chyna with that (beep) logo on your face. (audience oohs) - Oh. That was funny huh? You got pubes on your chin,
pube hair on your chin. Come on. (audience yelling) Listen my loves, listen. Listen my loves, listen. Listen my loves, we need to stop. We need to boycott that man's barbershop. Listen my loves. - Mo'Nique. (DC screams) - First of all, if
y'all niggas was smoking this (indistinct). (audience cheers) - Next topic is parent's house. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Yo, my mama's so petty
man, it's not joke, she wake me up just to find her remotes. - Find her remote, you
heard what you said? My mama so old her teeth under my bed. - I can't even go out the
house just to kick it, when I come back it's like,
"Little boy, do them dishes." - Talking about dishes, your mama kick it, my mama old man, I see her titties. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Drop the beat mate. All right, we're going to
do this Sydney one time, New York City. We want you to put your hands in the air. This song right here is for some kids who never want any (beep) ham. I live with my mother. I'm living with an idiot. I live with my mama. I'm living with. - I'm stressing, losing hair. And if she died I wouldn't care. And when mom says cut the grass, and I said, "Hey mom, kiss my ass." - [Cast Members] I live with my mama. I'm living with an idiot. I live with my mama. I'm living with an idiot. - My mother is a single mom, but the preacher said she got the bum. He come to the house and preach, and in the sink he leak. - [Cast Members] I'm living with an idiot. I live with my mama. I'm living with an idiot. - [Nick] (beep) You mom. (bell dinging) - I'm living with the feeling, yeah. - And the winner is Chris Tucker. - Give me, that's mine. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) First off I wanna thank (crows). (audience laughs) I'm tired of y'all calling
me smokey, because I don't smoke no more. - Conda, conda, conda. (audience laughs) Conda, conda. Conda, conda, I'ma let you finish, but "Rush Hour" was your
best movie of all time. - Come here white girl. I know you ain't talking about me. Please don't start. Your ass up here dressing like a disco ball in a trailer park. Come here Genuwine. Bring that ass here Genuwine. I know you weren't talking
about OG right here. Uh-uh, because we don't play fair. How the hell your ass 50
but still got baby hair? Hell no, I ain't done, when I get done with him
OG gon' give me a raise. I'ma get a Porsche. I might fuck around and take your bitch, because you got a pony, and I got a full blown horse. (audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Let's go. Your topic is playground. (audience cheers) - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Never did nap time,
I never ever lay down, I was too up trying to
go to the playground. - Talking about the
playground, that ain't hard, your girl be swinging on my monkey bar. - Girl that ain't true,
she was down to ride. Your girl let me hop on her slide. - Talking about slide, hold up trick, hold on, cool, I hit it on the swing. - Hold up, who are you? You better stop before
I put a booger on you. - Booger on me? Hold up, swell, you know what? I'm finna go tell. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - DC Young Fly. - [Nick] Bring that ass up. - [Audience] Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. (bell dings)
- [Nick] Let's go. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Hold on Michael Blackson, let me make one thing clear. You so black, at night when you blink, you disappear. - Hold up mother sucker. - [DC] Let's go. - DC, you know Nick had
to sleep with every girl to get them on the show, right? - What? - Are you want to make that
"Wild 'N' Out" girl your wife? - Let me tell you something. I don't give a damn. Because I ain't no wimp. I told her, "You still
gotta work for Nick, (beep) because I'm a pimp." (audience laughs) (bell dings)
I'm on fire. (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - The topic is graduation. - I (beep) my teacher, get an A, I (beep) my teacher, get a A. I (beep) my teacher, get a A. Now you wild out. - You didn't major, you didn't
major, you didn't major. Now you wild out. - I slap my (gibberish) on the desk. I slap my (gibberish) on the desk. I slap my (gibberish) on the desk. I slap my (gibberish) on the desk. (DC yells gibberish) - Now you wild out. (red team speaks gibberish) - Now you wild out. (DC speaks gibberish) - [Black Team] Now you wild out. (red team speaks gibberish) Now you wild out. - You stupid, you stupid. (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - My boy Chance about to get married, so he let me keep his old (beep). (upbeat music) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - I said, oh, oh, oh, oh. Considered him never grow. I say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. DC him look real slow. I say, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Okay. Come here, don't do that. You lot, and you knew that, listen fe, fe, fe. This not your hair, hair, hair. - You thought you'd get
me but them not go down, that girl teach me how to
put the lace front down. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". (audience cheers) - Wait, I got asthma. Okay, in the rust. I'll leave your girl all in the dust. Hey, listen, I know a roach, I could tell (indistinct),
look I need a coach. Listen, and that's sad, (beep) the police and your (beep) badge. (audience cheers) Everybody ain't critical, I (beep) your girl and I
get low, that's typical. Listen, and it's bad. I beat that (beep) up, I made it red. (DC yells) What? Listen, pimp, I got the crip. Hey, everybody get faded, I don't know (beep), and they jaded. Whoa, we ain't peeling, I'm from the West side,
ain't no (beep) squealing. (audience cheers) We are holly, everybody
rocks your girl like a jolly. Listen, when the spoil, I beat it up, she made me leak my oil. Look, and that's a rest, hey Nick Cannon, I'll (beep)
your girl in the nest. (audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - My boy Nick Cannon is so petty. - [Audience] How petty is he? - He couldn't get Cardi B, so he got a Azealia ugly ass. (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wait a minute. (DC screams) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Hold up, hold up, listen. I gotta come on and save my team, nobody head bigger than my man Chico Bean. Now listen here, Tiger Wood, I'm like Mike Myers, your head so big when your thought comes
up they like typewriters. Ugly ass boy. I see the T, I see the H, what? - DC, you know you now lit. Why you coming up here with your leg looking like two chopsticks. - What?
(buzzer sounds) Get wet. Girl, you still ugly in the fishnet. Hold on, why they think that's
gon' make them look sexy, I see them saggy ass titties. They like, "Hold up, where you going?" They like, "Hold up, where you going?" They like, "Hold up, where you going?" (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - [Nick] Get them Fly. - I just got one question I think everybody in the world wanna know. When you put your arm around that dude, and you said, "You know Mick
Soulja is from the hood." Where he pushed your stupid ass. (audience laughs) We all wanna know... Why you didn't hit that
(beep) with the you. (audience laughs) - I said, "Any moment now, he gon' hit that (beep) with the you." - Oh (beep), nah, obviously what had happened was they got things out here called lawsuits, you dig what I'm saying? I'm worth 30 million,
you know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to get none of that, I ain't trying to cut nobody no check, you see what I'm saying? - That what you came up with? - That what happened, that what happened. - America, that was some (beep). (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Your parents must be beavers, because you built like damn. - I said that already. That's my joke. - He was funny. - [DC] That's not yours. - That is, I said that last season. - When? All right, I got another one then. - [Nick] Do it then. - All right, all right. (audience cheers) Your parents must be jelly, because you built like jam. (audience cheers and applauds) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - You got on a red waist trainer, I ain't never seen that. Real talk, listen, and I mean that. Look, I'ma tell you, it's looking scary, you look like a nasty ass strawberry. That shit at the bottom of the bag. (buzzer sounds)
With a body you wishing you never had. I'm rapping on this beat
with your bald headed ass, and you be hating over there
because you really trash. And you ain't never had no job, you hating on the red and black squad. Every time you wanna rap, take a nap. Next time man, look, don't give me that. Because I don't (beep) with you, Nick don't (beep) with you. Listen, you light Cliff Huxtable. You was good, but then your
ass going back to the hood. Walking ass. Walking ass. Walking ass. Walking ass. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. - Hey, got it. What the... (audience laughs) What the? Read the question again (beep). - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. (buzzer sounds) - Ah my boy, I appreciate that my boy. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". (audience cheer) - [Audience] Hey. Wild sauce. Hey, hey, wild sauce. - Rap (beep). - [Audience] Wild sauce. - I'm the tree without the roots. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - I'm the roots without my boots. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - Boy, I'm hot without the sauce. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - You the sauce without the waltz. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - You the Rick without the Ross. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - I said that, because I'm a boss. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - I win, you never lost. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - See, you lost, but that's the cost. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - Looking like you... - Yeah!
(bell dings) (horns sound) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Okay, come on with it DC. - You like Jerome off "Martin" fool, yeah, now let's get this understood. Now, if you was to make
a hit single today, I bet it sound like. ♪ Don't you know no good ♪ ♪ Don't you know no good ♪ - He wants to play that, I'm about to put one of my
youngers on ya right quick. - Stay your ass right here DC. Come on. Bring that ass here boy, that's what you say after every round. But why you look like a (beep)
with your titties taped down? - Okay, hold on. - [Teresa] Why you look like a (beep) with your titties taped down. My titties taped down, you need to stop. You a fake ass Nicki Minot. (audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - For the roof. - Boy, you built like a
ghetto Victoria Secret model, skinny head ass boy. - Boy, bring your ass here boy. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Boy, if you don't get your (indistinct) get my food out the drive
through looking ass. - Hold on, hold on. Boy, you look like the first person I ever learned how to draw. You stick figure body having ass boy. - Boy, if you don't get your small teeth, I can only eat soul food looking ass. Hold up, hold on. I only can eat potato salad looking ass. Hold up, I can only
eat banana looking ass. (audience applauds) (Emmanuel grunts) - [Audience] Got damned. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Wait a second, do y'all
follow Instagram and stuff? You know the boy that was like gay, and then he came back
out, and was like oh. - He don't like mens no more? - Yeah, don't he look like? (audience laughs) Don't he look just like that kid? You do. - I'ma save it for wild style. - [Azalea] No. (audience laugh) (audience cheers) - I will have her ass. - [Nick] Now, that's petty as hell. - But you have to enjoy
your lap around the theater, because you're not going to
be booking any other work at any time. Enjoy "Wild 'N' Out." You won't even make it
to "Def Comedy Jam". - Enjoy your lap around the theater, because you're not gonna
be booking any other work. - Honey, this is the ceiling for you. - You need to find your dentist, how you take your goddam braces off but you kept the little metal part. Stupid ass girl. She told them, "Keep the wires, just keep the wires." - To be completely honest, you live in a $750 a month apartment. And you can barely afford it with your "Wild 'N' Out" checks. Honey, you live in a stick house. - Azealia, you gotta stop man, you gotta stop. Leave that (beep) alone, or you gon' have to fight. - Leave me alone. Leave me alone. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Yo, yo, who's up? - I'ma tell y'all something
that you need to know, when it come women, man, I am pro. Now what I'm about to
say might sound crazy, but I (beep) the "Wild 'N' Out" girl, had a "Wild 'N' Out" baby. - [Nick] I ain't ugly
no more, I'm booed up, I ain't lonely no more. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - It's Brooklyn Justina,
y'all are just passengers, we come through it's
Valentine's day massacre. DC, why you screaming thug life? You look like the main
character from "A Bug's Life". (audience laughs) - Now look, cool. I'm gonna need my respect. Look, this ain't got
nothing to do with you, because you need to get your
damn relationship in check. So listen up. Listen white girl. Why you coming to me? I'ma tell you right now your ass is ugly from head to your feet. - DC, the truth is I
think that you a bitch, Atlanta don't he look like the
alien from "Lilo and Stitch". I'm up here, and one more thing, because of Nick I'm getting bread. And you look just like a farmer, because you only deal with chicken heads. - Listen, what you talking? You need to take that back. Because your ass look
like a Hannah Montana if she's on crack. Listen. (audience laughs) Where your daddy at? Where your daddy at? Huh, where your daddy at? (horns sounds)
(audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - I got one for you. Something's wrong, I'm
going over these walls. (bell dings) (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". (Nick sings wedding tune) - [Nick] Here they go. (DC squawks) Baby. - Yes? - Every time I grab your
hand I always just wanna give you a chance. And there's something
that you need to know, I can't marry you today. Because I'm still (beep)
Chance's old (beep). (Nick sings wedding tune) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - (beep) That, Big Mack bring
your stupid ass up here. You too DDG, whatever you is, DDT. What the (beep) wrong with you? Chico you stay in your lane right here. Now, Big Mack, don't
come for the red squad. You already know we the best. Your ass ain't got no neck, so when you swallow your food go straight to your chest. Now listen. Hold up, Chico your body is so sloppy. You dress like a security guard that ain't going to chase no body. - Hold up, wait a minute DC. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I ain't done. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I ain't done. We ain't no damn busters. Nick, you lied to me, who is this? You said we were going to get Usher. - [Cast Member] Wait a
minute, wait a minute. That was unfair. That was unfair. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Your topic is African culture. - Shooting my animal,
I'm shooting my animal. Shooting my animal, now you wild out. - Wakanda forever, Wakanda forever. Wakanda forever, now you wild out. - I'm wearing the gator,
I'm wearing the gator, I'm wearing the gator, now you wild out. - [Red Team] Now you wild out. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Move, move. Yes, I got you. One more. - God damn. - I know, I'm real romantic. You know why I did all that girl? I'm just letting you know ain't nothing gon' block
me from loving you. - Aww, I like that. I like that. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Yo, black squad, that is a rap. We the best team, that is a fact. Cliff's fat ass gon' have a asthma attack. DC built like Bobby
Brown after the (beep). - Whoa.
(audience laughs) Okay. Okay, check this out, right? I ain't never seen no battle
rapper that wore Capris, you cut holes in your (beeps) pants, because that's how many times that you been up on your knees. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - All right, white
people's favorite flavors. - What is mayonnaise? Goddam. Goddam. Bitch, hold up, I said
light mayonnaise, damn. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". (audience cheers) - Come on now DC. - What's up Nick, you good? - What's happening John John? - Yeah, that's my name, that's my name. If you had a trashcan, right, okay? Which one of these would
you throw away, okay? Your music career, your movie career... Or her braids, which one would you pick? (audience cheers and applauds) - Damn. Why? - Sweetheart, I think
your braids are beautiful, your Nubian braids. But I love my music and my movies, so I'ma plead the fifth. Let them talk about you like that, your braids look beautiful. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Justina you ain't finna go at my team, I can't believe you did this. Your (beep) look like the
underground in Atlanta, because everything down
there going out of business. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - Hey well, DC, I'm the bomb baby. You need that spark, your (beep) as wide as Piedmont park. (buzzer sounds) - Should've got some ass shots, and I'ma knock at the door. Look at your nose, it's not even yours. (audience laughs) She only can breathe out the left side, because the doctor (beep) up on the right. (bell dings) DC, you don't want that smoke, every day you doing (screams), because you ain't got no joke. - I do got a joke, you just gotta listen. You probably can't hear me because your voice keep (grunts). (bell dings)
(horn blares) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - All right. All right. Now listen, mama always been a causality. They almost didn't let me rap in reality. Hey. Hold up with the wokes, you know I'm a comedian,
you know I got the jokes. Hey. Hold up, we pawning it, hold up, what that is? That's ownership. Hold on. Had my girl real dripping
like a waterfall. (bell dings) I ain't falling off, what's going on? Beep, beep. (audience cheer) (bell dings)
(horns sound) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - For the roof. - Okay. Boy, if you don't get your
goddam Bobby Brown looking, every little step I take ass out of... - Boy, if you don't get your goddamn who made the potato salad
looking ass up out of here. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your Jim Cliff looking ass out of here. - Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on. Boy, your ass look like a valet driver, let me go get you your car, stupid ass. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your God... - Out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheer) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Welcome to my 711,
you can't mess with me. Your girl came to my store
and gave me a Slurpee. (audience laughs) - That was a good bar,
but guess what though? I ain't gon' lie, won't give a (beep) what you know. The next time I'm going to steal out of your people's store. I ain't gon' lie. I'm gon' dip. The next time I go in your people's store I'm gon' steal me a big bag of chips. Now, I ain't gon' lie. Your ass is ugly as hell. Where the hell you get them
goddam beads from Nick? (beep) That, from his people store. (audience laughs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N ' Out". - Yo man, you know what? I can't even believe this man, I'm really about to start crying. Because I never thought I was going to see them in person like this. You know what I'm saying? They known for blocking shots, man, you only see them on TV, man. Y'all make some noise for
Dwight Howard's shoulders. (audience laughs) (DC screaming) - "Wild 'N' Out". - Your answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie. (audience laughs) - What is, oh my God,
can you guys be quiet? (audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) - What is, yes, 911, there's some black people
watching the movie right now. (audience laughs) - Actually that could never happen, because human bodies scientifically doesn't carry that much blood. (buzzer rings) - What if, I was on you guys' side. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - You up here talking about (indistinct), and all that (beep). So please don't push me, you just mad because that white man is doing the mannequin challenge
all in Mariah's (beep). (audience ooh)
(buzzer sounds) - You and your "Wild 'N'
Out" girl is real tired. Matter of fact, who gon'
pay for all that formula, because both of y'all fired. (audience cheers) - Hey, hold up, hold up. This ain't my only job,
so what in the hell? I got fired, y'all can catch
me in the morning on TRL. - Wait, wait, hold up, hold up. (bell dings)
Hold up. (horns blare) Yo. Hold up. I got you that job, (beep) that ain't the answer. I hope you ain't checked in, TRL got canceled. (audience oohs) - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. (horns blare)
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up. Guess what? TRL probably did get canceled, but that ain't fair. (beep) I'm working so hard, guess what? You can also catch me on "Hip Hop Square". (audience cheers)
(horns blare) - Yo, hold on, that may be true, but guess what (beep)? I produce that too. (audience cheers) (horns blare)
(audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - [Nick] Come on DC. - Hey, what do you call
a lesbian dinosaur? - I don't know, what? - Lick a lot of (beep). (audience laughs) - We good boy, give me five. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - For the roof. - I bet you won't say bring
that ass here to Jason Li. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam about to get ready to play in the church basketball
league ass looking. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam I look like a (indistinct) when you put it out and
try and light it again. - Boy, if you don't get your
goddam room 65 next week, y'all ass gon' have the (indistinct). - Boy, if you don't get your goddam dressed like a half bag of weed
looking ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get
your goddam four days ago I fell asleep at the light because I ain't got no sleep. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, DC you got something right here
looking ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, what that apple sat in the
grocery store looking ass. (audience laughs) - You out. - [Audience] Got damned. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - To ass is too big, you need to quit. I bet when you get in your bed you got to do it just like this. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Okay. I said DC, that was cool. But you don't wanna battle me, especially because you
built like that tree on "Guardians of the Galaxy". Groot ass looking (beep), I said, Groot ass looking (beep). I said Groot ass looking. - [DC] I got some more. - I said Groot ass looking (beep). - Keep dancing, groove, look at your titties move. Keep dancing, keeping grooving, what? You want a smoothie? - I said okay, I regret
sometimes I got this weight, but see you, your regret is
in the middle of your face. - Now chill, that right there ain't it. As soon as I got this
tattoo (beep) I got rich. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - Yo, what up. Yo what up? Yo what up? - I'm trying to tell you. - Talk your (beep), talk your (beep). Talk it.
(DC screams) - [Nick] Hell nah. - Nick, (beep) put her titties in my hand. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (audience laughs) (DC screams) Now listen, what I'm about
to say might hurt your pride, but this is how you dress when
you can't find your clothes and your Uber outside. (audience laughs) This my cousin Tasha, so please don't try to follow me. But you can tell what's on her shirt, that her titties always salty. - [Nick] At the family reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - Just like your cousin, this girl over here like getting faded. - She came to the show but
her edges couldn't make it. - [Cast Members] At the family
reunion, who we introducing? Who we introducing? - And I mean this, you
think you the (beep), because you got your teeth fixed. You been smiling non stop. And (beep) you ain't hot, like Justina. Look at you. - Huh? - You stank boo. - DC, I don't know why he gave you a bell, you in all red boy cause
I'll send you to hell. Matter of fact, you need to just switch, you look like the dinosaur
from "Lilo and Stitch". - Your topic is sneakers. - Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Hey, hold up D we in the A, I hit West end buy me some J's. - Okay, some J's, that sound fun. Finna go get some LeBrons. - Get some LeBrons,
I'm in Pumas in Philly, night and day shoeing, I got them Heelies. - Okay, them Heelies, that is a fact. Hold up my (beep), we
don't (beep) with Shaqs. - You don't want Shaqs? Man you (indistinct). - What you said? That is a rumor, I (beep) your girl out like a Puma. - [Cast Members] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - We are not related, I
don't know where he lives. But I know DC sister, and she know why my feet so big. - [Cast Members] At the family
reunion, who we introducing? Who we introducing? - This my cousin Whitney,
and she single as can be, her last (beep) left because
she got a chest just like DC. - [Cast Members] At the family
reunion, who we introducing? Who we introducing? - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Never did nap time, I never ever lay down, I was too up trying to
go to the playground. - Talking about the
playground, that ain't hard, your girl be swinging on my monkey bar. - That ain't cool, she was down to ride, your girl let me hop on her slide. Talk about slide, hold up trick. Hold up, cool, I hit it on the swing. - Hold on, who are you? You better stop before
I put a booger on you. - Booger on me? Hold up, swell, you know what? I'm finna go tell. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and. - You the only (beep) I
know with three shirts and 65 pairs of pants. You're the richest homeless person I know. (audience laughs)
- Richest? What you (indistinct)? - DC that was funny, but it wasn't towards your opponent. You are out. - [Audience] Got damned. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry about your nose, I'm sorry. - Your answer is the cheapest thing to feed a family when you're broke. (bell rings) What is one of my
favorite dishes, noodles. (audience cheers) (bell rings) What is a wish sandwich. Because they wish they had a sandwich. (bell rings) What is sugar water? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (bell rings)
What is sleep? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (bell rings)
(audience cheer) - What is a syrup sandwich? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - B Simone. DC Young Fly, y'all ready? For the roof. - DC, you the only gangster
from Atlanta with asthma. West side is the best side, hold on y'all, let me take my asthma. - I do got asthma, but guess what? When you wake up in the morning
your (beep) going like this. (pump hisses)
(audience laughs) - Yo, let me talk. Yo, let me talk. Let me talk, DC. (audience laughs) DC. (audience laughs)
(whistle blowing) - Hey. One hitter quitter, GKO, you out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheers) - Yeah, y'all don't
know, when you touch him, he make sound effects. Bloop, bloop, pop. (buzzer sounds)
(audience laughs) (beep) Move. (audience cheers) Oh hold up. It seems like you got some
nerve all of a sudden. Every (beep) show you (beep) up, and all you gotta do is press a button. I don't see no songs, Nick song, Nick song,
there go another Nick song. Uh-oh, look like you
need to hop off (beep). (audience laughs) - Hey, you been on TV for
years, yeah that's true, but how's it feel to be on television and this all you do? (buzzer sounds)
(horns blare) (bell dings)
(horns blare) - You sure I can go in? Okay. Damn Justina your (beep)
bigger than a (beep). (bell dings) Mayonnaise. Goddam. Goddam. Bitch hold up, I said
light mayonnaise, damn. (bell dings) Come here Akon. There's something you need to know, there's something you need to know. I wanna go to Africa so bad, when you gonna let me go? Nah (beep) for real. I wanna go. (buzzer blares) - I'm speechless. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Here they come. - Ooh girl you so, girl you beautiful. Y'all give it up for my
wife, give it up for my wife. (audience cheers) Come on now, you know I
trained you better than that. Now, give it up for everybody, come on. See, that why I can't be with you, you just gave it up for everybody. (audience cheers) (audience cheers) Hold up. (DC raps gibberish) - Tekashi 6ix9ine. (audience cheers) - What y'all going to
do, I got 85 security, I don't give a damn. I'll kick everybody ass,
because you know what? You ain't gon' never see me. - [Nick] It's over, it's over. - Come on up here. - I see you right here. - You know what? He don't wanna step up here, because he know his
feelings gonna get hurt. That's why he back there dressed like the windows in a church. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) Hallelujah. - Incredible J, he smashed for free. Last time you queefed you
popped out a Nick Cannon CD. (audience laughs) - But that counted as a sale. - Bless. - Talking about queefing,
don't tell me (beep). Because every time you
burp it smells like (beep). And DC how you dress, I
don't (beep) with that, only thots be wearing the bucket hats. (audience laughs)
(buzzer blares) I just wanna bait him in. - Oh (beep). Oh my (beep), let's put my (beep) on you, girl you're dressed like a picnic. (DC screams) - Dressed like a picnic, do that dance, but DC is shaped like a garden ant. With your little hands
and your little feet, and all you say (screams)
when you rap to the beat. - Oh shit, (screams)
that's what you heard? Look y'all, it's a albino bird. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - DC you my guy, but I
still gotta rock at you, dressed like some left over barbecue. - Barbecue, please don't lie, your hair look like curly fries. - That's true, but I still
look better than you. Little teeth ass (beep). Big teeth ass (beep). Don't want no smoke. Look at your old (beep). - I got one that's colder,
you have big ass shoulders. (bell dings) (DC screams) - Do the DC Fly. (cast members scream) - [Audience] Beat that
ass up, beat that ass up, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. (T-Pain harmonizes) - I said (harmonizes). (T-Pain harmonizes) ♪ I said (harmonizes) ♪ (T-Pain harmonizes) I said (harmonizes). - I said (harmonizes). - I got one for him, he said... (DC harmonizes) ♪ I said (harmonizes) ♪ ♪ I said oh, oh, oh, ah, ah ♪ ♪ I said (harmonizes) ♪ ♪ I said I, oh, I, I ♪ ♪ I said (harmonizes) ♪ Okay, hold on, I said hi. (audience laughs) - [Nick] Yeah, yeah, give
it up for both squads. (horns blare) - The topic is TV host. (audience cheers) - I am the real one, you wanna be one, a TV host, that's what I do for fun. - You say you do for
fun, oh what the hell? Catch me in the morning on TRL. - TRL, yeah, oh well, but it's my boy in the ATL. We get it popping, (indistinct) I'ma take your line, where the West side? - The West side, okay, what happened? What happened to "America's Got Talent"? - "America's Got Talent",
you know you's tired, everybody knows that I didn't get fired. I quit that (beep), hit that (beep), ripped that (beep), I kicked that (beep). Off the top (indistinct),
you know I spit that (beep). (audience cheers) (bell dings) (DC screams) (DC screams)
(audience laughs) - You went with all these people? (DC screams)
(bell dings) - Things DC Young Fly is built like. (bell rings) - All right. (bell rings) What is a windshield wiper? (buzzer rings)
- What is a cockroach? Stupid ugly ass little boy. A bird looking ass (squawks). A stick looking ass. (buzzer rings) (buzzer rings)
You ugly, stupid ass. (buzzer rings)
What the (beep) you mean? - What is the worm off of "Men In Black"? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (horns blare) - You don't wanna see my face. Because that means your stupid ass done caught you a case. Now I got the gravel and
this what you gon' see, when I bang this (beep)
all my (beep) be free. Come on. (buzzer sounds) (bell dings)
(horn blares) - What the... I ain't gonna let him
talk to Britney like that, because he said, I got a gravel. (beep) It's called a gavel. (audience laughs) Gravel is some (beep) on the ground. - It's the same thing. - Yo, for years I been
putting food in y'all mouths. I don't really care about the 85 South, because I'ma let you know, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Because (beep), next season
I don't really need you. (audience oohs) - Ooh, since you said that, look. Now you said that you was gon' fire us, and I need for you to know. If you fire me, him and him, guess what? Ain't nobody finna watch this show. (audience cheers) ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Y'all know I be doing my music man, and Nick finally gave me a feature. But I went home and took
his ass off the song y'all. (upbeat music) - No features, no features. - Oh look, Nick Cannon
wants to give us a feature. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - You were on my team. You're on my team. (audience cheers) - Why did you tell me
to meet you here girl? What is wrong with you? I can't be seen, I told you, we not in a relationship, I
already got a relationship. Listen, you are moving too fast, like this dude's forehead girl, you are ahead of yourself. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (audience cheers) - [Cast Members] Wild sauce. - All right. I'm the shoes without the box. - [Cast Members] Wild sauce. - I'm the rabbit without the fox. - [Cast Members] Wild sauce. - An alligator without the croc. - [Cast Members] Wild sauce.
- Oh, there go the woo woo, the cops. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - And now a millimeter and a Glock. - [Audience] Wild sauce.
- Oh, you want the crack, weed? I'm on the block. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - I'm at Walmart, I like to shop. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - Your girl never (beep)
wet, you need a mop. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - You got the top, then
I got it on the bottom. - At the top man, I got it on the bottom. - You can't da, da, da, da, da. - [Audience] Wild sauce. - You said da, da, da, da, da, da, da. - Drink.
- All right. - Don't stain those new teeth. My boy Nick Cannon is so petty. - [Audience] How petty is he? - You told me we were
getting Paris Hilton, not Perez. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) I said, "Who the (beep) is Perez?" (audience laughs) Come here. You think you up here grown, until your little ass
start paying some bills. I'm talking light bills, gas, that's gon' kick your ass. - All right, okay, let's do it. All y'all wack like your outfit. I been making money since six. I work for me, y'all work for Nick. (audience cheers) (audience cheers) - I bet you won't say bring
that ass here to Jason Li. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam about to get ready to play in the church basketball
league ass looking. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam I look like a (indistinct) when you put it out and try
and light it again looking ass. - Boy, if you don't get your
goddam room 65 next week, y'all ass gon' have the
shakiest uncle ever. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam dressed like a half bag of wheat
looking ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam four days ago I fell asleep at the light, because I ain't got no sleep. (audience laughs) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, DC you got something right here
looking ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, what that apple sat in the
grocery store looking ass. (audience laughs) - Out. - [Audience] Got damned. (DC laughs) - (beep) You can't shake
hands with your consciousness, stupid ass boy, I'm your thoughts. (beep) Shook hands with
his brain, ugly ass boy. But (beep) all that. Boy your head, ugly ass. (audience laughs) - Boy, your head shaped
like Squidward house, stupid ass. Oh, who lives in a
pineapple under the sea? You. (audience laughs) Baggy drawers. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (horn blares) - Give me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) Give me the people what they wanna see. Get me little head Cortez. (audience cheers) For the roof. - If you don't get your
little ear ashy lip, wrinkle neck ass the
fuck up out of here boy. - Boy, your head the same size as that little thing on the
inside of a sunflower seed. (audience laughs) - Hey DC, I know where
you got your slogan from. You was walking about
midtown with your ass out, and a (beep) was like,
"Bring that ass here boy." (audience oohs) - You know what? (beep) That, your head is so small it shaped like this girl ponytail. Stupid ass boy.
(audience laughs) Boy, I'm skinny.
- You the only (beep) I know with three shirts and 65 pairs of pants. You the richest homeless person I know. (audience laughs)
- Richest? What you awing for? Y'all know (indistinct)
(beep), wrong with you? (audience laughs) - All right, DC that was funny, but it wasn't towards your opponent. You out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheers) - Okay, here we go. I am Nicolas Cannon thoughts (laughs). I ain't gonna lie, boy
you uglier than a (beep). (audience laughs) This (beep) got on a purple
thermal, what the (beep)? (audience laughs) This (beep) went into the store and say, "You got any thermals, some purple ones?"
(audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Why did you tell me
to meet you here girl? What is wrong with you? I can't be seen, I told you, we not in a relationship, I
already got a relationship. Listen, you are moving too fast, like this dude's forehead girl, you are ahead of yourself. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He told me that we was gon' reshoot this in the summertime in Atlanta. And I know it's gon' be hot, so I made him buy all
the women lace fronts. (audience cheers) (buzzer sounds) Excuse me ma'am, you need one, okay? (audience laughs) - So mean DC. - [Audience] Who we
introducing, who we introducing? - This my cousin Jasmine and
I'm gon' let you people know, her hair is blown out because she like driving
with her head out the window. - [Audience] At the family
reunion, who we introducing? (audience cheers) Goddam I gotta fart. I'ma let it go too
(blows raspberry) (beep). I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. Goddam I'm hotter than a (beep). These your thoughts Nick? They supposed to be in your head. (beep) I'm in your thoughts, you scared of your insides ugly ass boy? Stupid ass boy. Why your head look like
J Cole before the dreads, ugly ass boy, I'm on your ass. - Why your ass look like Yung Joc? Stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) (bell dings) Hold up, it's Seinfeld,
stupid ass (indistinct). (bell dings)
(horns blare) - [Nick] Drop the beat. (hip hop music)
(audience cheers) - Boy if you don't get
your Sisqo looking ass, what the (beep) wrong with you (screams)? Give it up for the throw up emoji. (bell dings) Those ain't Yeezy, those are tweezies. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - [Nick] That's me. - (beep) Is your church
pants in your socks? (audience laughs) (audience cheers) I am C-dog thoughts. Sky though, why won't you just spit out that water sexy as (beep) goddam. Nick, do those turban come in one size? Do they got baby size turbans? (beep) That, girl your ass look like the green Powerpuff girl, what
the (beep) is wrong with you? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - I like your green hair girl. - I do too and everything
nice, Powerpuff girl. - [Audience] Who we introducing? - This here is my uncle
and his wife Shanice, when the police come around her wig is where I hide my weed. - [Audience] At your
family reunion, who we? - Come here Big Mac, now, listen, Big Mack (high-pitched squawk) you will never have a six
pack (high-pitched squawk) One, two, three, four. You got belly rolls. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Okay, I said DC you
know I like the action, and you look like an
undercooked Michael Blackson. - I look like a cooked what? - An undercooked Michael
Blackson (high-pitched squawk). - Guess what, you (indistinct) mixed with some broccoli. You want a powder green. (audience laughs) - I said I'm gon' come through, you know I damage ya. Who the hell dressed you
like a strip club manager? (audience laughs) - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at ugly ass boy? - All right, DC who you got over there? - Man, listen here. You ain't gon' believe this, first of all, you need car insurance, you know what I'm saying? You probably seen them
on all the car insurance. And I ain't got no car, but I'm excited, man. Y'all give it up for the
lizard on the GEICO commercial. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Who we got next? - 150 pounds, you might
see him at Home Depot looking for a job. Give it up for gusta la gasolina. (bell dings) (audience cheers) From the oh hell, nah,
nah, nah collection. (audience cheers) And now your starting point guard, coming all the way from
a trap house near you. Your crack head uncle, he's your cousin. He's can drop a alternator in 20 minute. Give it up for crackhead (indistinct). (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - I am Nicholas thoughts
(high-pitched squawk). You do got a little
stupid ass sweatsuit Nick. (beep) That, boy your ass look like Jake Long on American
Dragon, stupid ass boy. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (DC screams) - Yo, yo, yo, yo. The only cannon Nick
ever seen was a camera. DC look like Desiigner,
congrats on "Panda". (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - All right, Mr Papoose sir. I'm gonna get your wife for this one, come here wife. Bring that ass here. Now look, the diss tracks about Nicki, yeah, you put her in her place. But guess what? I got a surprise, I
brought Nicki Minaj here, now say it to her face. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Now hold on, hold on. - I want fat boy. Here we go. Now, big boy I don't
wanna sound like no hater, but when I googled your
name, guess what came up? A refrigerator. And Nick, I know--
(buzzer sounds) Hold up man, let me get it out, I weren't done. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- All right, go ahead. - Okay.
- Go ahead. - All right, trying to come at me. Yeah I might be big, but
I'm still the man though. If I'm the refrigerator,
(beep) you the handle. (audience laughs) - What you laughing at
big head ass little girl, I'll roast your ass. - [Emmanuel] Y'all make
some noise for (indistinct). (audience cheers) - Your word is arbitrary. - Goddam, all right. Y'all ready? Here we go. Check this out, look, look, look. My ma ma mama, we drama, drama, we llama, we talking. All right, nah I'm just playing. Look, I can't go to court I'm very scary. We just passed the month of February. Look, wary is sary, and boy you look like
your name is arbitrary. Ugly ass boy.
(buzzer sounds) (audience cheers) - [Audience] Who we
introducing, who we introducing? - This my cousin Ashley, she
graduated from night school. I always say jenkies, because she look like
Velma from "Scooby Doo". - [Audience] At the family reunion, who we introducing? - [Nick] I ain't lonely
no more, DC you up. - This my girl and she's a keeper, she doing things and the (beep) so lethal. Look at her hair and it ain't so right, hey y'all, don't her hair
look like a brake light? Don't it? - [Audience] I'm booed up,
I ain't lonely no more. Yo, who's up? Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - This is my cousin, and people always approach us. They always try to fight us, because she look like Amorosa. I told your ass. You gotta switch it up,
take that (beep) out. - [Audience] Who we introducing? - Ah (beep), on my (beep). Let's put my (beep) on you, girl you're dressed like a picnic. (DC screams) - Dressed like a picnic, do that dance. But DC is shaped like the garden ant, with your little hands
and your little feet. And all you say (screams)
when you rap to the beat. - (screams) That's what you heard? Look y'all, it's a albino bird. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out. - That tattoo on your face
you know that's a no no, your (beep) look like an
unfinished coach logo. If you left no one would be missing you, you look like employee of
the month at Jiffy Lube. (bell dings)
- Ooh. Ooh. All right, listen, y'all
know I'm about my bread. You got a bandaid on your knee, stop giving (beep), listen. - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out. - I was at the slut walk and
it really changed my world, I was in the streets hoeing with your mom and your girl. (audience cheers) - I'ma tell you like this (laughs). That (beep) needs some cushion. You got your hair like
Rapunzel, but guess what? Don't nobody wanna save you
from that dragon ass (beep). (audience cheers)
(bell dings) (horns blare) - [Nick] Damn DC. (audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out. - For the roof. - Since you wanna be Chris Tucker so bad, why don't you go ahead
and say it's too young. (audience murmurs) - Girl, if you don't get your goddam white girl off of "Hustling" floor. I'm gon' do this for you. I'ma do this for you. - DC got two tooth sticks for legs, and you built like a dirty q-tip. Microphone head ass boy. - Oh, I'm about to got damned you, if you don't get your got damn only thing you bring to the barbecue
is mayonnaise, ugly ass. (audience laughs) - Out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out. - Your fans think you're messy, and they wish you would do better. You should introduce your
top lip to your bottom lip, because they ain't never been together. (audience oohs) - She tripping right? I got you. I got you Nene, don't worry. - Come on nephew. - We gon' ride (beep). You a real housewife
she just a side (beep). (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - You see what I'm saying? (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out. - Hey DC. I'm tired of hearing you ramble. (beep) You looking at the
face that got TRL canceled. - Woo. - You talking about TRL got canceled, damn (beep), you hit me on the low. Let's talk about when you
called me three months ago talking about some, "Please,
can you get me on the show?" I'm like, "What the (beep) you mean?" She was like, "Please,
immediately, they choking me." - Okay, here's the thing, that ain't really true. So let me hear your rhyme next. TRL called me, they
wanted me to be a guest, they said you really good and the fans know your face. DC I keep it real, they
wanted me to take your place. (bell dings) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Clayton, we all know you ratchet, you look like Steph Currie
if he never made a basket. DC I don't mean to be a hater, but you look like Doug Funnie
if he grew up in Decatur. (audience cheers)
- Okay. That's cool, but this is critical. Your (beep) is garbage, because your outfit made
out of trash bag material. (audience laughs) - [Justina] Okay. - It must be Thursday, I'm about to take her ass to the curb. - [Justina] DC. - Come on Justina. - Okay DC. Trash bag, yeah I'll take that. But you Soulja Boy if he
never made "Crank That". (bell dings)
(audience oohs) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". (audience cheers) - You sure I can go in? Okay. Damn Justina your (beep)
bigger than a (beep). (audience cheers) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - DC Young Fly. Yo, yo. DC I don't mean to be rude, but you so skinny you look
like you allergic to food. With pants that tight you
can't even get your lean on, you the type to (beep) a (beep), wake up and put her jeans on. (audience laughs) you can't breathe in there. - Stop that (beep) man. You keep coming at me man, and that is a damn shame. You know what you need to do? You need to go to every
little kid's birthday party, and swallow that helium
out of that balloon, and maybe your voice will change. (DC screams) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - DC, there's one thing
that I can't ignore, your body is built just
like an extension cord. You always hyper, you
need to smoke a joint. Matter of fact, your body's
built like an exclamation point. (bell dings) - All right, I guess
that's white people jokes. Here we go, bring them to the hood. All right, it's hard
for me to pick a thot, you got your socks over your knees because you suck (beep) a lot. (audience cheers) Wait a minute, wait a
minute, I ain't done. Now listen, look. They gon' hear this word, you got a scarf around your neck, that's for catching sperm. (audience laughs) - Okay, well don't go away yet DC. - She's the sperm banking. - Okay. - A little DNA right there one time. - Okay well, listen, guys, calm down a little bit,
he didn't really win yet. When he hit last night I has to ask, "Is it in yet?" (audience oohs) - Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. You cannot be talking about my (beep), I would never (beep) a
girl who sounds like this. (audience laughs) (DC imitates motorbike) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". Justina, you ain't finna go at my team, I can't believe you did this. Your (beep) is like the
underground in Atlanta, because everything down
there going out of business. (audience laughs) - Hey well, DC, I'm the bomb
baby, you need that spark. Your (beep) as wide as Piedmont Park. - Should've got some ass shots. And I'ma knock at the door. Look at your nose (beep), it's not even yours. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) She only can breathe out the left side, because her doctor (beep) up on the right. (DC screams) - DC, you don't want that smoke, everyday you doing (screams)
because you ain't go no joke. - I do got a joke, you just gotta listen. You probably can't hear me
because your voice keep (yowls). (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (horns blare) - [Voiceover] "Wild 'N' Out". - Get this picture of me and DC. (audience laughs) - DJ D-Wrek neck pillow on the plane. (audience laughs)
(buzzer blares) - It doesn't look like that. - I got one. DJ D-Wrek headphones. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - Go, come on, come on. (man grunts) (buzzer sounds) - What?
- What? That was wack. It wasn't creative. Y'all gotta use your creative minds. - DJ D-Wrek big ass head. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - After 200 episodes of "Wild 'N' Out", the cast can finally do this. (bell dings) - What is convince him to
fire your big head ass. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) He hates me and I hate him, give me Nick and DJ D-Wrek. Come on out here. Come on down here D-Wrek. - I ain't ready. (audience cheers)
(whistle blows) - Get them D-Wrek. - Nick, you ready? DJ big head, you ready? (audience laughs) - On the roof. - Boy if you don't get your
fake Jodeci "Forever My Lady" looking ass the (beep) up out of here. (audience laughs) - If you don't get your--
(buzzer blares) If you don't get your little
L shaped ass up out of here. - One shaky. (buzzer blares) - If you don't get your once I
get fired from "Wild 'N' Out" I'ma get my job DJing on
the ice cream truck ass the (beep) up out of here. - Roof shaker. - If you don't get your--
(crickets chirp) - [Emmanuel] You out. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) (Justina screams) - I be up in the headphone with
your little stupid ass boy. I'ma tell you one thing,
I'ma make it real clear boy, you don't know who I am. You better bring that ass here boy. Leader of the New School,
so I'm on the best side. Make some noise if you
repping the West side. (audience cheer)
(bell dings) - [Nick] DC Young Fly. - My name is Justina, she call me Daddy Yankee
because I gave her gasolina. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (buzzer sounds)
- DC. I don't know what to say,
the tattoo on your face I know you must hate. (audience cheers) - Hold up, hold up, hold on. Wait a minute, listen. Check this out. You went for my whole
team, that ain't right. Your ass up here sounding
like a damn dirt bike. - Okay, so you talk about my voice, so now I gotta do ya. But why your head look
like a dirty shower loafer? You've been gone DC,
I'ma cut to the chase, meet Funny Mike, because
you have been replaced. (audience cheers)
- Bring that ass here. What the (beep) you mean? (audience applauds) - Okay, get me Hitman Holla. (audience cheers) Get me a Big Mack. (audience cheers) Hitman, you ready? - I'm ready. - Big Mack, you ready? - Here. - On the roof. - Boy you smell like breakfast. - If you don't get your I
got so many bars in my head, that's why my hat don't
fit ass out of here. - Boy, as a baby I bet
your first words like, "You gon' eat the rest of that?" - If you don't get your
where's my super shoes looking ass out of here. (audience cheers) Where's my super shoes? - Out. (audience cheers) - [Audience] Pick up and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is being broke. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - (indistinct) I used to search Google, when I was in college
all I ate was noodles. - Oodles of noodles, I been
eating since (indistinct), I paid my rent late, no food in my fridge. - No food in your fridge, my God. But, no food, that is a lie. - That ain't no lie, it's
all how you handle it, when you go broke you
eat syrup sandwiches. - Syrup sandwiches, I ain't gonna be mean, but you not eating is hard to believe. - Hard to believe, when
you broke you cheek. Hey, yo brother, let me hold
something til next week. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. (audience laughs) - You good? - What's up bro, you all right? - All you skinny (beep) keep
getting up there before me. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is hip hop. - You already know, I'm
doing it for the hood, so I'm about to switch the style up and rap like (indistinct). - Do it for the hood, (indistinct), and I rep my whole hood. - Yeah, Chico Bean, my rap is better, you cannot be a rapper
with that ugly ass sweater. - [Audience] Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is old school flow. - Sucker MCs try and steal my style, just because we ain't
kicked it in a little while. Every time I watch this
"Wild 'N' Out" show boy, some sucker MC trying to use my flow. - See I thought you was
over, but you just begin, used to be on MTV but now it's VH1. No matter the channel,
bro we still on deck, and no matter the (indistinct),
they better cut the check. - You Chico Bean and I'm Karlous Miller. Whoever go at the other, they
gotta pick up and kill it. - Pick up and kill it, you already know I'm gon' keep on rapping old school bro. Because I do it off the door one time, I'ma do it off of mine (indistinct). (audience cheers) Nick Cannon salute, this season 14 man. (audience cheers) - I am San Santana thoughts. Y'all know what time it is, girl your edges so dry
they look like gummy worms. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - [Cast Members] Baby mama, baby daddy, baby mama, baby daddy, baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama. - DJ D-Wrek baby mama is so stupid. - [Audience] How stupid is she? - She had a baby by DJ D-Wrek. (audience cheers) - Okay, here we go. Let's go. Hey, hey, (beep) this (beep) down. Hold up, we gon' handle this, slow that bull down, hold
on, that's that (indistinct). Listen, I get the steel, I'm from the West side
where we keep it real. (audience cheers) Hold up, we turning, I get your (beep)
(indistinct) was a virgin. (audience cheers) Hold up, about to go up, bad thing, I ain't never had no ice cream. (audience cheers) - Let's get this show on the road, get me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) - I know this is your brother, but I gotta do it, let's
take a ride down 85 South. Give me Karlous Miller. (audience cheers) DC, you ready? - Ready.
- Karlous, you ready? I said Karlous you ready? - Go ahead bro. - For the roof. - I bet you won't say bring
that ass here to Jason Li. (audience oohs) - Boy if you don't get your got damned I'm about to get ready to play in the church basketball league ass. - Boy if you don't get your got damned I look like a (indistinct)
when you put it out and try and light it again looking ass. - Boy, if you don't get your
got damned (indistinct). - Boy, if you don't get your got damned dressed like a half bag of weed
looking ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get your got damned four days ago I fell asleep at the light, because I ain't got enough sleep. - Boy if you don't get your got damned DC, you got something right
here looking ass up out of here. - Boy if you don't get your god damned what that apple sat in the
grocery store looking ass. (audience laughs) - You out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheers) - Let's keep it going, okay? Give me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) Give me B Simone. (audience cheers) B Simone, your ready? - All right. - [Emmanuel] DC Young Fly you ready? - I'm ready. - For the roof. - DC you the only gangster
from Atlanta with asthma, West side is the best side, hold on y'all, let me take my asthma. - I do got asthma, but guess what? When you wake up in the morning, your (beep) going like this (pump hisses). (audience laughs) - Yo, let me talk, yo, let me talk. Let me talk, DC. DC. (audience laughs)
(whistle blows) - Hey. One hitter quitter, TKO, move. Out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheer) - Let's keep it going, from the red squad give me DC Young Fly. (audience cheer) - Okay, you know what? I need to give these white people a chance to redeem themselves. Give me Maddie, Maddie I need you here. (audience cheers) For the roof. - Oh my God, DC, nice outfit, I guess they renamed the show
Wild and out of the closet. - Boy, first of all, your ass built like the last drop of the
toothpaste, ugly ass girl. Hold up, wait a minute
(blows raspberry) all done. - If we were in a
relationship I'd be the man, walking him to his car saying, "Hey, text me when you get home." - Stay in your lane, okay, you white people don't
listen, stay in your lane. - They don't listen. - You know what your ass built like? A white french fry, ugly ass girl. You hate biscuits, ugly ass girl. But you love mayonnaise, ugly ass. - I do, I do. Okay, hold on, I got one more. Let me get one more. (whistle blows) All right. - Can I say one more thing? - No.
- I had one more thing. (whistle blows) He's ugly. - Salt and pepper ain't seasoning (beep). (audience laughs) (Emmanuel laughs) - You out. - [Audience] Got damned. - Give me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Lets go Fly. - From the black squad give
me Smoke (indistinct), here. For the roof. - Go ahead. Boy, (beep) that boy, your ass look like the rat
off of "Ninja Turtles". Ugly ass boy, I'm on your stupid ass. Boy, you're homeless, your
pocket coming out your pocket, stupid ass boy, I'm on your dumb ass. (screams) You got on
valentine's shoes with no date, ugly ass boy. This you? - Boy, if you don't get your (screams). I gotta scream to be funny ass boy. (whistle blows) - Did he just scream at me? What the (beep) that scream? Oh, he was impersonating me. I'm about to get on your ass boy, if you don't get your I
stole my boy Emmanuel video four years ago, ugly ass boy. - Oh. - Why you asking all them questions? Not your video, ugly ass boy. - Oh okay. Boy if you don't get your (indistinct) you came from my left nut looking ass boy. - Guess what, guess what, guess what? Guess why Russell Simmons dropped you? He said your ass was over
driving on a Rush car. (audience laughs) Ain't nobody never
overdrive on a Rush car, but this (beep), ugly ass boy. - (beep) The Rush car ain't
even in business no more. - I know, because of you, stupid ass boy. (whistle blows) - You out. - [Audience] Got damned. (horns blare) - Okay, let's give the
people what they came for, give me D-Wrek Davis,
here, I need you here. (audience cheers) Give me DC Young Fly. (audience cheers) For the roof. - DC, if you don't get
your hookah pipe body shaped ass out of here. (blows) Get the (beep) out of here (beep). - Boy, your ass look like every girl when they take they lace front off, girl. Look what it did to me. If you don't get your Timbaland with the tree chopped off
shoes wearing ass out of here. DC, you got a tattoo of a fat
you on your back ass (beep). - How the hell you light
skinned with a Mexican beard? Ugly ass. (audience laughs) That (beep) got the Lego chin, ugly ass. (audience laughs) - (indistinct) He's doing faces. - You. Out. - [Audience] Got damned. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - Let's get to it, New
School give me DC Young Fly, I need you here. (audience cheers) - Boy your ass sound like a youth pastor, but nobody come to your church, ugly. We working on it, I know I got two people
in the congregation. Matter of fact, y'all can go home, we gon' try again next service. - DC Young Fly is the
great value Chris Tucker. (audience oohs) - If you don't get your "Toy Soldier" boy, we are the coconuts looking ass. (audience laughs) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold up. - Wait.
- What? - You jumping ahead, let him go. - Are you sure? - What you gon' say? - Well, both of y'all look
like y'all do this at home. Uh oh, Andy's coming. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (horns blare) - [DJ D-Wrek] Wild out. - There's a hater in the
house, should I get him? - [Cast Members] Let's get him. - There's a hater in the
house, should I get him? - [Cast Members] Let's get him. - Boy, I'm about to get on your ass boy, you think I don't see your ass. Cameraman get his ass right there. Yeah, big boy Teddy,
boy your ass look like the goddam clown off
"Spawn", ugly ass boy. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (DC breathes heavily) - The topic is taking a test. - [Audience] Hey, hey. Now you wild out. Hey, now you wild out. Hey, now you wild out. Hey, now you wild out. Now you wild out. Now you wild out. Hey, now you wild out. Now you wild out. Hey. (audience cheer) (audience cheer) Your topic is farming. - [Audience] Now you wild out. - Who took all my hoes? Who took all my hoes? Who took all my hoes? You wild out. - Who pants these is, who pants these is? Who pants these is? Now you wild out. - I'm spraying out my seed,
I'm spraying out my seed, I'm spraying out my
seed, now you wild out. - Come get your horse man. Come get your horse man. Come get your horse man, now you wild out. - I'm a scarecrow, I'm a scarecrow, I'm a scarecrow, now you wild out. - You got shot (beep),
you got shot (beep), you got shot (beep), now you wild out. (audience cheers) (DC screams) - Hey man, if you're reaching me Tyga, I don't know where I'm at right now. They just took my car again, they told me I ain't paid the bill. - This (beep) hasn't paid his bill either. (audience laughs) If you're looking for Tyga you can DM him. Oops, this (beep) doesn't have Wi-Fi. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Your topic is hairstyle. - I'm on 85 in my escalade, I ain't even got a barber but
you can still catch the fade. - Okay, the fade, hold up, that laid. I'ma get that Gucci laid like some braids. - Hold up, hold up, you
said you gon' get laid. - Nah uh boo boo, I got finger waves. - Talking about finger waves, understood, some of y'all girls got
messed up lace fronts. - Hold up you (indistinct) wedges, and your girl ain't got no edges. - Got no edges, (beep) well. Look at her, looking like spell. - [Audience] Kill it and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is playground. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Never did nap time,
I never ever lay down, I was too up trying to
go to the playground. - Talking about the
playground, that ain't hard, your girl be swinging on my monkey bar. - That ain't true, she
was down to the ride, your girl let me hop on her slide. Talking about slide, hold up trick, hold up, cool, I hit it on the swing. - Hold up, who are you? You better stop before
I put a booger on you. - Booger on me? Hold up, swell, you know what? I'm finna go tell. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is sneakers. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Hey, hold up D, we in the A, I hit West End, buy me some J's. - Okay, some J's, that sound fun. Finna go get some LaBrons. - Get some LaBrons,
I'm in Pumas in Philly, night and day shoeing, I got them Heelies. - Okay, them Heelies, that is a fact, hold up (beep), we
don't (beep) with Shaqs. - You don't want Shaqs? Man, (indistinct), I
got them (indistinct). - What you said? That is a rumor, I hit your girl out, like a puma (roars). - Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is beat boxing. - [Nick] And kill it,
and kill it, and kill it. - You already know when
it come in the South, I'ma beatbox (beatboxes) with my mouth. Come on. - Okay, I'm the (gibberish), with the K. I am the one that go (beat boxes), and this goes out to you DC, ooh. - [Nick] Ooh, what you gon' do DC? - I don't know what he
said, but look (beat boxes). Come on. - Okay, okay, okay, okay (beat boxes) (beat box noises) (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it.. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. - Your topic is ex girlfriends. - Talking about ex, yeah
that's a (indistinct), matter of fact, (beep) y'all (beep). - Man, my man, why you going hard? Throw something out in the backstage. - Hold up, let's dance. I know your ex girlfriend
got your new pants. - Check out your pants,
look like my daughter's. Now, now, y'all know
that (beep) out of order. (audience laughs)
- Hold up, (indistinct) come like that. Why the hell your voice sound like that? - Why you sound like a young Chris Tucker, you skinny (beep). - Ah, skinny (beep), hold up, that's that, what the (beep)
is wrong with your hat? - Hey, what the hell's wrong with you? This is what I do. - [Audience] Pick up and kill
it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and
kill it, and kill it. (horns blare) - [Nick] Get them Fly. - What up "Wild 'N' Out". Soulja, what's up? Hey, that was a great answer,
that was a great answer. I just got one question I think everybody in the world wanna know. When you put your arm around that dude, and you said, "You know Mick
Soulja is from the hood." When he pushed your stupid ass. (audience laughs) We all wanna know... Why you didn't hit that
(beep) with the you. (audience laughs) I said, "Any moment now he gon' hit that (beep) with the you." - Oh (beep). Nah, see what had happened was they got things out here called lawsuits, you dig what I'm saying? I'm worth 30 million,
you know what I'm saying? - Talk your talk. - I ain't trying to cut
nobody no check man, you see what I'm saying? Yeah. - That what you came up with? - That what happened, that what happened. - America, that was some (beep). (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - Hey man, I took that boy
over the West side of Atlanta, and he ain't get robbed y'all. - Got all my stuff. (audience cheers) Here we go, my boy Nick is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He said, "Man, we finna
go see Soulja in the hood." I said, (tuts), "Man, you know Big Soulja ain't from the hood." (audience laughs) My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He told Tyler Perry that he was gon' use his
studio to make a play with him, but he lied and we
shooting "Wild 'N' Out". (audience cheers) - Shouts out to Madea,
shouts out to Madea. - My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He told me that we was gon' reshoot this in the summertime in Atlanta. And I know it's gon' be hot, so I made him buy all
the women lace fronts. (audience cheer)
(buzzer sounds) Excuse me ma'am, you need one, okay? (audience laughs) My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - Hey man, I took my
boy to magic city man, and he ain't throw no dollars. Because he said the stripper should've been throwing money on him. (audience cheers) - I'm the prize, I'm the prize. (audience cheers)
(DC screams) - I am Nicolas' thoughts. (DC screams) You do got on a stupid ass sweatsuit Nick. (beep) That, boy your
ass look like Jake Long on American Dragons, stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) I am Nicolas Cannon thoughts. Hell to the (beep). (DC screams) You saw how she scoot back in that chair? (audience laughs) Oh look Nick, she was on the edge, but when she scoot back her feet roll. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) Okay my bad, I ain't see
your hand, I'm sorry. I am Nick Cannon thoughts, oh it's been a lot going on up here. You know what? Y'all know what time it is. Hey, your barber (beep) you up big dog. (audience laughs) God damn. (bell dings)
God damn. I'm talking about that
(beep) like this boy. (audience laughs) I am Reginae thoughts. Oh, I can't believe Sisqo wore them shoes. He gotta take them shoes back, back. Put them shoes on the rack, rack. Can't believe those shoes. Baby.
(audience laughs) (audience cheers) I am Sam Santana thoughts. Y'all know what time it is, get on with it, girl, your edges so dry they
look like gummy worms. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) Her edges like this. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Y'all know I be doing my music man, and Nick finally gave me a feature. But I went home and took
his ass off the song y'all. (upbeat music) - No features, no features. (crickets chirp) - ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because it was raining outside, but all y'all girl edges still on fleek. (upbeat music) ATL turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I made a track
last night with Nick, but I deleted it. (upbeat music) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild sauce. Wild sauce. Wild sauce. - All right. I'm the shoes without the box. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - I'm the rabbit without the fox. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - An alligator without the croc. - [Nick] Wild sauce.
- Oh. Now go the woo woo, go the cops. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - Now a milimeter and a Glock. - [Nick] Wild sauce.
- Oh. - You want the crack,
weed, I'm on the block. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - I'm in Walmart, I like to shop. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - Your girl (beep), you need a mop. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - You (indsistinct), but I like the top. - You got the top, then
I got it on the bottom. - Hey, I'ma (gibberish). - You can't da, da, da, da, da. - [DC] Drink. - Don't stain them new teeth. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - [Audience] Hey, hey. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - [Audience] Hey, hey. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - Rap my (beep). - I'm the tree without the roots. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - I'm the roots without my boots. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - Boy I'm hot without the sauce. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - You the sauce without the waltz. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - You the Rick without the Ross. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - I said that because I'm a boss. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - I will, you never lost. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - See, you lost, but that's the cost. - [Nick] Wild sauce. - Looking like you... (audience cheers)
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