- After 200 episodes of Wild 'N Out, the cast can finally do this.
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is tell Nick to
take that (bleep) turban off his head?
(audience laughs) (bell dings) (upbeat music) - [DJ] This is a popular
sleep aid for most adults. (bell dings)
(Chico chuckles) - What are deez nuts! (audience laughs)
(bell dings) βͺ Wild Out βͺ
- Your answer is, things your grandfather
says when he's drunk. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Boy, I been (bleep)
white women since 1945. (audience exclaims)
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is, (bleep) in my
house, I can put my (bleep) any-goddamn-where?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
(audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - This is Nick Cannon's new rap name. - Oh, oh, hah.
(bell dings) Ha, ha, whoo! What is MC Please Stop?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
What is MC Come On Brah? (audience laughs)
What is MC Never Again? (audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is MC Why You Keep Doing This? What is MC We Don't Want
To Hear That (bleep)? What is MC Diddy Come Shut--
- Get me up there! (audience laughs) - What is I Got Green?
- Get me up there! - No, no!
(bell dings) - What is, it's a trick
question, Nick Cannon is not a real rapper?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
(audience applauds) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Your answer is, things black people say while watching scary movies. (bell dings) - What is if this white
(bleep) trip and fall one more mother (bleep) time?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is, yeah, yeah, I can talk, don't even worry
about it, I'm at the movies but what's up, yeah, talk to me? (audience laughs) - [Nick] What the (bleep)
that supposed to mean? You trying to say we talk in the movies? (bell dings)
(clicks tongue) - Man, ain't nobody watching
this movie, come on and give me some (bleep) --
(audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Messages in Jesus' DM. (bell dings) - Oh!
- Ah! - Well, you go, I go, I can't
let that one go, go ahead. - What is, it's me again,
big dog, you heard me the first time, the third
time, the sixth time? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (bell dings) - What is, God, if you can
just give me one more hit? (audience laughs)
Been so long since. Just one more. - He answers my prayers, won't he do it? (bell dings) - My ladies gonna feel me on this. What is, God, if you get me
through this, I will never-- (audience cheers loudly)
Do it again, please. βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Things ratchet's say when
they find money in their pocket. (bell dings) - What is bitch? (audience laughs) (bell dings)
- Yaaas! (audience applauds) (bell dings)
- What is sure the (bleep) did?
(audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - All right, white
people's favorite flavors. (bell dings) - What is pumpkin spice?
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is mayonnaise, goddamn!
(audience laughs) Goddamn! Bitch, hold up, I said
light mayonnaise, damn! (audience laughs)
What the (bleep) is this? (bell dings) - What is this big, black (bleep)? (audience exclaims) - I mean--
- Whoo! (audience laughs) - [Woman] I don't--
(bell dings) - What is nothing?
(audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - This is an alternative to condoms. (bell dings) - What is not having sex at
all, come on, it's cold outside? (buzzer rings) - Ah, wait a minute, white woman. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is... (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is sandwich bags and Vaseline? (audience laughs) - Yo! βͺ Wild Out βͺ DC's laugh sounds like. (bell dings)
- What is when you stub your pinkie toe on the edge of the table? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is when you getting a
whipping and they hit that spot that you can't reach?
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is the Lion King,
Mufasa, say it again, ahh? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Oh, okay, okay.
(bell dings) What is when the police
get behind you and you know you got everything in your car? (shrieks) (audience laughs)
(bell dings) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Things white people ruined.
(audience jeers) (bell dings) - What is planet earth?
(audience exclaims) (bell dings)
- What is hip-hop? (bell dings)
What is hair weave? (bell dings)
What is fake asses? (bell dings) - Let me have some, let me
have some, let me have some? (bell dings)
What is the Dougie? (bell dings)
What is the Nay-Nay? (bell dings) - What is the 45th president? (audience laughs)
(audience cheers) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - This is a hood proverb. (bell dings) - What is now I done
brought you in this world, and I can take you out?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is you're gonna be inside or outside but you're
not going to be in and outside my house all goddamn day?
(audience applauds) (bell dings)
- What is unh-unh, you didn't put in on this, man! (audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is when we get in this store, you better
not look at nothin', you better not touch nothin'
or I'm beating your-- βͺ Wild Out βͺ - When Nick Cannon started
Wild 'N Out, this was in style. (bell dings) - What is his music?
(audience exclaims) - It's better now.
- It's way better now. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is stop playing,
man, you know damn well that (bleep) ain't better
now, come on, brah. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) You not getting it back,
one-shoe Nick for the rest of the 200 episodes. βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Your answer is, things white
people say while watching a scary movie.
(bell dings) - What is oh my god,
can you guys be quiet? (audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is, yes, 911,
there's some black people watching a movie right now?
(audience laughs) I got another one, I got another one. (bell dings) - Um, actually, that could
never happen because the human body, scientifically,
doesn't carry that much blood. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - I was on you guys' side. (audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - It's the smallest bone
in the human body. (laughs) (bell dings) - What is Mikey Day's penis?
- Oh! (woman laughs) - Mikey saved you on that.
- Mikey helped you. - Mikey saved me, so now I need saving? - It's the truth. - Now the black man need
saving by the white man which was perpetrated
by him walking out here which I did not need.
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is Conceited's skeleton. (scattered laughter)
- Don't laugh, don't laugh! (bell dings)
Don't laugh! (audience laughs)
βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Black people's favorite flavors. - Favorite flavors.
- You didn't even say it. (bell dings) - Red!
- Thank you. - Oh.
- Red. - What is Sweet Baby Ray's?
(bell dings) (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - What is you know we like
them lemon pepper wings? (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - What is Oodle and Noodle
flavored chicken, shrimp, beef. - Hot teriyaki.
- Hot teriyaki. - Man, get your ass out of here. Your head look like some
Oodles and Noodles on the top, if you don't get your--
(bell dings) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Things Cortez gets mistaken for. - Let me go.
- It's about me. - I got you.
(bell dings) What is this button?
(audience laughs) - Hold on, man, wait, wait, wait, wait. (bell dings) - What is the joystick for Ms. Pacman? (audience laughs)
(men laugh boisterously) - We are killin' (bleep).
(bell dings) - Who is a cicada? (bell dings)
What is a big toe? (bell dings)
What is a nut sack? - Let's go!
(bell dings) (bell dings)
- What is a light bulb? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is a house fly?
(bell dings) - What is Spongebob with
is jellyfishing glasses on? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is a snapping turtle?
(bell dings) - What is a sesame seed
on a hamburger bun? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is a titty nipple?
(audience laughs) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Words that are slight racist. (bell dings) - What is brah, I got two black friends? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is Chinese? Look, we not all Chinese,
I'm Thai, I'm from Thailand. Know the difference.
(audience applauds) (bell dings) - What is Kardashian?
(audience exclaims) - All facts, bro.
- You right. βͺ Wild Out βͺ - White people need to stop doing this. - [Man] Whoa, hey,
Julia, goddamn! (laughs) - Jumping in front of black
people like you just did. See how you just ran in
front of the black man? (bell dings) - What is speaking to the manager? (audience laughs) - Okay, okay.
(bell dings) What is take them goddamn leashes off y'all goddamn children, man,
them ain't no dogs, man? (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - I don't care--
- We gonna share. - Yeah, you big--
- Fight, fight! - Fight!
- You all right? - [Man] Come back over here. - What is frying chicken
with no seasoning? (audience laughs)
βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Things Chico Bean is built like. (audience exclaims) (bell dings) - What is a college refrigerator? (audience laughs)
- Hell naw, naw. - What is potato salad?
(audience laughs) - Damn, damn.
- What is a Dodge Durango? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Man] Damn.
(bell dings) - What is a lawn mower mechanic? (audience laughs) But you my mans, though, you know that. - What is Wendy Williams?
(audience laughs) - Hold on.
(bell dings) What is my best friend?
- Aw! (audience applauds) - Gross.
- Damn. (bell dings) - What is I know damn well
y'all ain't talking about what I'm built like, look
at Charlie Clips over there built like Winnie the
Pooh with his fat ass. (bell dings) - Nick got the legs of flamingo
pimp with your skinny ass. (audience laughs)
- Hey, Bean, hold on. (bell dings)
Eric look like Shorty Shorty. - Yep, he sure do.
(bell dings) Time out, I know you ain't
talking, your fat ass came up here and said
something about me too. (audience laughs)
With your big ass. Looking like a goddamn loveseat,
if you don't get your-- (audience laughs)
(bell dings) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - World events that happened
the year DJ D-Wrek was born. (bell dings) - What is he deejayed
the Boston Tea Party? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is Juneteenth?
- Oh! - That's a good one,
man, that was a good one. (bell dings) - What is the big bang? (laughs) (audience laughs)
βͺ Wild Out βͺ - This passcode will unlock
Nick Cannon's cell phone. (bell dings)
- What is one band, one sound? (audience laughs) - Oh! (bleep) - That was good!
- Yes! (bell dings) - What is 80085 because
it looks like it spells the word boobs?
(audience laughs) - [Nick] That's funny. (bell dings)
- Get back! What is Mariah Carey's thumbprint? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Things DC Young Fly is built like. (bell dings)
(audience laughs) - All right, (bell dings)
what is a windshield wiper? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is (shrieks) a cockroach,
stupid ugly ass 'lil mug? (Royce shrieks)
(bell dings) A bug looking ass.
(bell dings) (Royce shrieks)
A stick looking ass. Hey man, y'all crazy, man.
(bell dings) Ugly stupid ass.
(bell dings) (bell dings)
(bleep) - What is the worm off of
Men In Black ugly ass boy? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (air horn blows)
βͺ Wild Out βͺ - White women love this more than brunch. (bell dings) - What is adopting black babies? (audience applauds) (bell dings)
- What is oh my god, let's go tanning?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is Uggs and Starbucks? (audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is βͺ Making my way downtown walking fast βͺ βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Your mamma says this when she's drunk. (bell dings) - What is I know you my son friend but... (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Come here and do that dance you do, that little dance you do,
do the dance for your uncle. (audience laughs) (bell dings)
- What is your daddy ain't really your daddy. (audience exclaims) (bell dings)
- What is turn on that new Cannon hit?
(buzzer rings) Your music. - Get your crackhead ass over there! - You gotta be drunk to
listen to your music. (audience laughs)
(audience applauds) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Black Harry Potter spells. (bell dings)
- What is does it look like I want
something better than bougie? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is ah-mid-ah-la-negra? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is please shut your damn mouth? (buzzer rings) I'mma bust your ass, boy.
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is I wish-a this
bitchus wouldeth this? (bell dings)
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is alacazam, alacacap, whoosh, now Nick Cannon can
rap, how about that one? (audience laughs) - Magical, it's magical. Magical.
(bell dings) - What is alacazam, alacazooey, he still gonna make (bleep) movies? (audience laughs)
(audience applauds) βͺ Wild Out βͺ - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. - Hey, got it!
(bell dings) What the--
(audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience laughs) Read the question again (bleep). - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. (bell dings)
- What is huh, my boy, I appreciate you, my boy? (bell dings)
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - What is DJ for Nick Cannon?
(buzzer rings) (bell dings)
- Ah! (audience laughs) - What is you got your
boy (bleep) (bleep)? - What? We gonna put the subtitles
at the bottom of the screen. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Whoa!
- Oh (bleep)! - All right, Trump, she got over the wall. (all exclaim)
(bell dings) (audience laughs)
(audience applauds) (upbeat music)