Best of Season 16 💥 SUPER COMPILATION | Wild 'N Out

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- Okay, so like how does sex work? You just put the whole body in? (audience laughing) - You sleep well at night, don't you? With your step-brother, right? (audience exclaims) - You know, this is perfect, I was looking for the raisin for my potato salad. (audience laughing) - [Nick] Let's go, Maddy, let's go! (audience applauding) - Team Revolution, wild out. - Hey, Morray, what's popping? All right, everything good? That's what's up. Now I know you're originally from Fayetteville, North Carolina, so I need you tell me what comedian and "Wild'N Out" alumni from your home town made his debut on "Def Comedy Jam" in 1996. - Oh what? I know it ain't DJ Chrome Dome, 'cause he ain't funny. (audience laughing) DC too young for that. Affion Crockett? - You smart, you're damn right, Morray, you're correct. (audience applauding) - [Nick] That boy watches this show, that boy watches. (audience applauding) - All right. Hello. Yeah? Mom, I'm at work. No, "Wild'N Out." Yeah, Nick apologized, we back. (audience laughing) Okay, Mama, I'ma call you back. I got a math question for you now. There's a famous philosopher by the name of Karlous Miller that once said, "Black men don't cheat," and that's facts. (audience applauding) That's facts. The year is 2021, right, and Childish Gambino plans to stay with his girl until the year 3005. How many faithful years of commitment is he pledging? - Not a damn one. Don't lie. That's a long time. You (beep) something. - He's definitely (beep) something, you got that right. (audience applauding) - Y'all think I won't ask him? I'll ask him. - Ask that (beep) then. - All right, 'cause it's been on my chest. What's up, Nick? - What's happening? - Like a couple years ago you had went on this podcast and they asked you who was your least favorite "Wild'N Out" cast members. You said my name five times, shortly after that, I was released. They told me that they was going in another direction. And tried to shoot the show right down the street from my house. So when they fired me off the show, they fired me off the tour, and then you went on that boring ass podcast and got us fired again. (audience laughing) So my question to you is how much money do you think you have cost me by getting me fired repeatedly? (audience laughing) - [Nick] Man, you know what- - The number. - It's invaluable, man, I'ma just be honest with you, man, I owe you so much, I love you, my brother, I owe you. (audience applauding) From the heart. (buzzer buzzes) I still love him. (audience applauding) (bell dinging) We love you, Karlous. We just not gonna pay you. (audience laughing) All right, D-Wrek, I mean, who's smarter, me or Morray? - I gotta say Morray and Evolution took that one. Make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Smart young man right there. (audience applauding) - Okay, so play close attention, it's about my ex, so don't do him. If Drake shows up to the same club you're in and pops seven of champagne, 'cause (beep) got money, at 15K a bottle, then leaves with your girl, how much did it cost for him to leave with your girl? (audience laughing) - All this (beep) math. It really didn't cost nothing, 'cause he Drake to be honest, so he kind of just walked in not pop (beep) and took the (beep), you know what I'm saying? (audience laughing) But since you wanna (beep) do some math, he pop seven bottles, $105,000, right? - He got it right. (audience applauding) - Settle down, class, settle down, class. Mr. Wild'N Out himself, how are you? - I'm good, Eman. - I heard you graduated from Howard, is that correct? - Facts, HU, you know! (audience applauding) - I have one question for you and it is a SAT question, are you ready? - Ready, let's do it. If Big Mack ate three Big Macks after ordering four Big Macks off his big mack in the back of a big Mack tugging a Big Mack, how much Macks could a Big Mack Mack if a Big Mack could Mack Macks? - One big ass Mac. - [Eman] That is incorrect. - What's the answer? - You're one Mack off, but nice try. Thank you, Mr. Wild'N Out. (audience applauding) - Okay, Mr. Freddie Gibbs. In the song by Drake and Lil Durk, "Laugh Now Cry Later," Lil Durk says, and I quote, "Take Drake to hood, "surround Drake around Drakes." That bar is an example of what, A, a synonym, B, a homonym, C, antonym, or D, Momonym? - I think that's gonna be a homonym, 'cause they rhyme but they don't mean (beep), my kindergarten teacher told this (beep) a long time ago, I forgot why it is, but I think it's a homonym. - That is correct, you got it, man. (audience applauding) - Revolution sucks. Okay, what's up, Nick? We're doing a little hip-hop history, 'cause we got Freddie in the house. So I'm looking for the name of Biggie Smalls first single and I'm gonna give you a hint, 'cause I love you. It's how people describe my ass when I do this. (audience laughing) - Keep doing that. Keep doing it, I'm thinking, keep going. Keep going. "Juicy." (bell dinging) (audience applauding) Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - Freddie Gibbs is smarter, so I gotta give it to Team Evolution, make some noise for Team Evolution. (audience applauding) Team Evolution, wild out. - Settle class, we have a long day today. Welcome to science studies mathematics reading class 101. Okay, now as you can see I have this globe here, Mr. Nicholas Cannon, how are you, buddy? - Good, I'm good, how are you? - This question should be very easy for you, the width of the earth is approximately 12.742 million meters. There is only one other sphere that is greater than or equal to the size of the earth. Is that sphere A, Mars, B, Jupiter, C, Saturn, or DJ D-Wrek's head? (audience laughing) - You know what, that's a tough one, I'm gonna have to go with DJ D-Wrek's head. - And you are correct, Mr. Nicholas Cannon. Thank you. (audience applauding) - How you doing, Mr. Hotboii? Terry Crews, the guy who stole Nick Cannon's last job, is now the host of "America's Got Talent," he accepted a role to act like a convict that loves Tupac in which movie? - "Friday After Next?" - Damn, that's correct. That is correct. I tried to get him. (audience applauding) - Yeah. - There's two Maddys. - Okay, all right, Hotboii, hello, what's up? This question says, Tee Grizzley is from Detroit and is named after a species of bear, what bear is extinct in California? - A grizzly bear. - A grizzly bear is correct, Hotboii. (audience applauding) - Y'all giving him all the easy questions. (audience applauding) - Nicholas, welcome to geography, Nick. - Thank you, Mr. Clips. - As you know there has been many explorers of the world, a few of them think that the world, which we call Earth is flat and some think that Earth is round, right? - Right. - So I put a special globe that I want you to take a look at and after looking at this globe I want you to tell me what you think the earth is, whether it's round or flat, okay? - Okay. - Okay, cool. Justina. (audience laughing) Bend over, please. (audience applauding) Take a look at this globe, after closely examining this globe, what do you think the earth is? - Flat. (laughs) - Thank you. (buzzer buzzes) Thank you. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - D-Wrek, man, who's smarter, me or Hotboii? - I gotta say Nick and the Revolution are smarter than a rapper, so make some noise for Nick and the Revolution. Team Revolution, Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Step up, y'all. Step up. Yo, we gotta set it off, Joey, we know we ain't playing no games with you, but you gotta go first, all right? - Let's go. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama so protected. - [All] How protected is she? - If you saw anything stupid about her, might be the last (beep) you ever saw. - Oh damn. Wait, didn't you just say that you wasn't smacking no people? That you was unity and love? You just said that. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama is such a thot. - [All] How much of a thot is she? - I told her I was bringing home Five Guy's, you want some, she said, of course, but let me shower first. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Yo, original mother (beep) here, you feel me? - Original. - Original. My baby mama nose so big. - [All] How big is it? - When she breathe, I suffocate. (audience laughing) - Big ass nose. (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mother so stupid. - [All] How stupid is she? - She thought she could get a job on "Wild'N Out" just 'cause she was fertile. (audience laughing) (bell dings) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Cortez baby mama is so broke. - [All] How broke is she? - The ducks threw bread at her. (audience laughing) - [Nick] That's broke. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama is so stupid. - [All] How stupid is she? - I asked what she wanted to eat, she put some Fenty Beauty on her forehead, said she can't make up her mind. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - I'll take the drama. I'll take it. (audience applauding) My baby mama so independent. - [All] How independent is she? - She had the baby and knew I wasn't gonna help with that mother (beep). (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - Yo DJ D-Wrek, man, it's a lot of baby daddy, baby mama drama going on up here, who won that? Make some sense out of it. - Fat Joe ain't got no baby mama drama, so I gotta give it to Team Evolution. - [Nick] There it is. - Wild out. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby daddy so hairy. - [All] How hairy is he? - I get all my lace wigs for free. (audience laughing) - That's nasty, that's nasty. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Charlie Clips baby mama so ugly - [All] How ugly is she? - That Scorpion said, stay over there! (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Hey y'all, so my baby daddy is sweet. - [All] How sweet is he? - Every time I go (beep) on him, I get a cavity. (audience applauding) - That's good. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - This cameraman's baby mama has him so whipped. - [All] How whipped is he? - Their baby popped out looking like Nick and he still thinks it's his kid. - Sorry. - Yo, you are not the father, Nick is. (bell dings) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama is so black. - [All] How black is she? - When midnight calls in sick, she clock in. (bell dings) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama so slow. - [All] How slow is she? - I went to jail and got a felony, she talking about, you probably gonna need surgery on it. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Rip's baby daddy is so dumb. - [All] How dumb is he? - He put air bags on his computer, just in case it crash. (audience laughing) (bell dings) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ (audience applauding) - My baby daddy is so successful. - [All] How successful is he? - He one of the main stars on "Wild'N Out," come here, Justina. (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man. - I gotta say, Trina and Team Evolution won that one, make some noise for Team Evolution. ♪ Go, go, go ♪ ♪ Go, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, Nick, you changed my life ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, your future looking bright ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I'm so grateful ♪ ♪ Wanna thank you, praise God every day that he made you ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, dog, I barely fit ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, a curly-haired chick ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got your old teeth ♪ ♪ Old teeth, man, wait, you built like 20 pancakes ♪ ♪ Coke, fries, number 24 and eight ♪ ♪ Hit you from the top right ♪ ♪ Then hit you from the damn plate ♪ ♪ It's Hitman, I been a gangster ♪ ♪ Hitman, you been a wankster ♪ ♪ Hitman, you hit a stranger ♪ ♪ Hitman, my bars daze you ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, y'all know I'm raw for real ♪ ♪ I'm big dog for real, but Kandie got them bars for real ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, it's your boy Kandie ♪ ♪ With the edible panties ♪ ♪ Please take a seat if you can't stand me ♪ ♪ They claiming that they got bars ♪ ♪ But never touched a cop car ♪ ♪ I could lyrically kill the whole squad, that is not hard ♪ ♪ So Hitman, Clips, and Con, throw in the towel in ♪ ♪ When we touch wild style ♪ ♪ Y'all know I'm gonna wild out ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got a cutie inside ♪ ♪ We about to pull up on my boy DC ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you already know that I'm fly ♪ ♪ Everybody around here know me ♪ ♪ Top drop 'cause it's hot outside ♪ ♪ Everybody know I feel proud ♪ ♪ Keeping it hot, high as the sky ♪ ♪ In the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, the backseat of my ride ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Yo, that joint was fire, D-Wrek. You gotta tell me though who won, Evolution or the Revolution. - Yo, I gotta say, the Revolution took that one. Make some noise for the Revolution, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Y'all ready in the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I stay fly ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I'm that guy ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I be getting high ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I'm smoking live ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, pass it to the right ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, what happened to our job ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, why you be bringing that up ♪ - 'Cause I wanna know. ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ In the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, got that shabiki wap ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, it go pop ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got a dead (beep) ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm getting (beep) top ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I keep a couple dudes ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm about to do the news ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I been ran through ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, bitch, me too ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, I got some locka locka ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, got that pocka pocka ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, where you gonna need a doctor ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you gonna need a sponsor ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, bet you call me poppa ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you call me momma ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'll be your baby father ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, I'll be the baby mama ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Go, go, the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm about to roll up ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm about to stroll up ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I keep it real clean ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm talking Mr. Clean ♪ ♪ Real talking, Mr. Bean ♪ ♪ On the top of Mr. Clean ♪ ♪ (beep) be tripping me ♪ ♪ But they still talking Mr. Sheen ♪ ♪ See though, you on the losing team ♪ ♪ I'm on the winning team ♪ ♪ You know my show, the (beep) you mean ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got my whole team ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, we keep it so mean ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, you know it's so black ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, "Wild'N Out" done came back ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek, who won that one, man? - Man, I gotta give that to Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise, y'all. (audience applauding) - Close. - Team Evolution, Team Revolution, wild out. ♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Said oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Solid, look like the bank ♪ ♪ Shorty, tell me what you think ♪ ♪ Do you really wanna smoke, do you really wanna drink ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Yeah, she a keeper ♪ ♪ Shout outs to them Libras ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ M-A-D-D-Y, and that's my name ♪ ♪ Call me a boss 'cause I run this game ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Said hold up, who you dissing ♪ ♪ Your mama fat, but her booty missing ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Rip, that don't work, you got you a shirt ♪ ♪ You out here looking like you was about to twerk ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I am the bomb and I know I'm a cutie ♪ ♪ But it'd be a little better if I had a bigger booty ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ If you got a nine to five, you ain't for me ♪ ♪ This is CEO (beep) ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know I got y'all ♪ ♪ We all holler one time for that car squad ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ All of them lies, you don't wanna die ♪ ♪ Hey Big Mack, here go some fries ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Pull up on the scene, looking real clean ♪ ♪ Kids looking like, there go Chico Bean ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ We gonna send you home, you gonna need a bone ♪ ♪ Hey DC, you need some meat on your bones ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Maddy and Nick sitting in a tree ♪ ♪ "Wild'N Out" is back on TV ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Hope you're well, call my cell ♪ ♪ Hey Big Mack, here go a oxtail ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Supposed to be a joke, I said no ♪ ♪ Hey DC, you look like a roach ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty ♪ (DC scatting) (buzzer buzzes) (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who talked about the big booty the fastest? - That was a lot of fun, I gotta say that I could understand more of The Revolution. (audience applauding) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know that I rap, it's a fact that I'm back ♪ ♪ When "Wild'N Out" Nick Cannon brought that back ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I don't lie, I will try ♪ ♪ You know we gonna rep that 305 ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ He say he a dime and it make him feel fine ♪ ♪ Every day we're together it feel like Valentine ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Pull up in the ride and I look to the side ♪ ♪ Booty filling up the jeans, that's cakes on the rise ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I say uh uh, get it, get it ♪ ♪ My booty Picasso, it draw attention ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Gets pretty hot, take her back (yells) ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Hey, she was kind of mad, but I was kind of glad ♪ ♪ But that ass was fat, so it made me (beep) fast ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Chilling with a groupie ♪ ♪ And I'm playing Call of Duty ♪ ♪ Better stop, 'cause I really wanna motorboat her booty ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ My name is Jacob and in the morning I wake up ♪ ♪ I always shake up and I don't wear make up ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know I get my blast on ♪ ♪ Get my cash on ♪ ♪ I sip it even though I got my mask on ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ (Jacob mumbling) (beep) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know I speak truth, man ♪ ♪ With the three cans and the car on side ♪ ♪ Shout out, holler Eman ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ One to the two, to the three, to the four ♪ ♪ Stop, bitch, put it on the floor ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Might got time and I'm like I'll try ♪ ♪ Sike, I lied ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ J to the V with the N to the T ♪ ♪ You know we dripping, always ride clean ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Where are we going now, everybody hold me ♪ ♪ Everybody stop it, hey let me go now ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, let's go ♪ (man mumbling) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Yo, it's your boy Kandie, Mr. Edible Panties ♪ ♪ Got put them in your place ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I got a lot of green and I got on the TV ♪ ♪ See Young Fly, what the (beep) you mean ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Hey, you got it on me ♪ ♪ It's time on the beat ♪ ♪ And (beep) you (beep) Conceited ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - Y'all give the cast a round of applause for that, we about to pass out up here. DJ D-Wrek? - I gotta say Team Evolution took that one. Make some noise for them. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Clap it up, Charlie Clips. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel the N word? 'Cause nutrition is not my type of (beep). (audience laughing) (bell dings) I don't mess with it at all. Big Mack, I understand. - Yeah, Clips! (audience applauding) Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel is such an easy thing to ask, but all these little food delivery apps, they don't never ask you that, they just cancel your order. Now I'm in the window waiting for a red Prius to drive by with my mozzarella sticks, just ask me can I cancel your order, they don't got no fries, I'll be like what else they got? They got mozzarella sticks? Yo, get off me. I'm telling you, just ask me, can I cancel my order? I want other things other than mozzarella sticks. (audience laughing) Give me the $12 to cancel. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - I said, can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - I'm not trying to be an asshole, but can we cancel white people with dreads, huh? (buzzer buzzes) That was perfect, bro. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. Can I cancel ghostwriters? 'Cause I'm sick and tired of writing for (beep) and (beep) and (beep), I want my credit already. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel the "Wild'N Out" girls? (audience exclaims) And then give them a promotion and call them the "Wild'N Out" goddesses? (audience applauding) (bell dinging) A lot of canceling going on, D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to Gary and the Evolution, make some noise for Gary and Team Evolution. ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I'm creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Look who I see ♪ ♪ It's my little ugly friend Pretty Vee ♪ ♪ She shop at Ross and get her clothes from clearance ♪ ♪ And by the look of this car ♪ ♪ You ain't got no insurance ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ When I saw this cutie ♪ ♪ She got her stimulus check and bought a brand new booty ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping the dark an I heard a scream ♪ ♪ Big Mack thought I was a chicken wing ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark, Maddy, leave me alone ♪ ♪ If you was a chicken wing, ain't no meat on them bones ♪ ♪ 'Cause I've been eating in the dark ♪ ♪ I was eating in the dark ♪ ♪ I was eating in the dark ♪ ♪ Eat in the dark ♪ ♪ Eating in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark and I came from the back ♪ ♪ This man only gets laid when he pays for the cat ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ And what I saw gave me stitches ♪ ♪ 'Cause as ugly as you are ♪ ♪ You had to kidnap these (beep) ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping through the dark ♪ ♪ And what did I find ♪ ♪ I saw an out of work DJ out of his prime ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark and I'm glad to see ♪ ♪ Jack Thriller not sitting in the driver seat ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, you know it's all love, you went to school with my daddy, I love you, man. - We did go to school together, but I'm still gonna give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) Okay, your first scene is a bedroom. - Ladies and gentlemen, this is now a crime scene, 'cause last night I murdered that coochie. (audience applauding) - I can't stand this. I can't wait 'til I grow up, I'ma kill you! - [Woman] What'd you say, boy? - Nothing, Mom. (audience laughing) - Come on, girl, why you acting shy? Come up here. (audience laughing) - Bro, you ain't gonna believe this, bro. Justina got some (beep) in her drawers, bro, (audience laughing) - I swear, I put a condom in here somewhere. (audience laughing) - Your scenery is Wing Stop. (audience laughing) - I know it's called Wing Stop, but keep them coming, keep going, keep going, keep going. (audience applauding) - Welcome Big Mack, you have made it into Heaven. (audience laughing) - Hey honey, how you enjoying your order, you need anything else? - Water, it's way too spicy. - All you've had so far is the celery. (audience laughing) - I feel so wonderful, but this is easy, lemon pepper, all flats. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - All right, your scenery is a recording studio. - I'm fixing to punch you in now. - All right. - Right there, go ahead. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, now put that thing on it. - Auto tune, bet. - Yep. - It's good. (audience laughing) - Fire. - Yeah, no, I'm finishing up now. Just got to leave this Nick album and then I'll be out of here. (audience laughing) - Chain Gang, don't hurt him after the show, he ain't really mean it. - Yeah, we got a couple people coming then we got some DJ. DJ D-Wrek, y'all, anybody ever heard of him? (audience laughing) - We are moving on. Your scenery is a baby shower. - That's a big ass baby. (audience laughing) - That was funny. Another one? (audience laughing) - I love coming to these things, I wish the father would ever show up. (buzzer buzzes) - Hey man, we appreciate everybody for coming, man. We just wanna let you know if you're driving a 2001 Honda with the tags DJ D-Wrek, you about to get towed outside. (audience laughing) - Rick, what you got there, Ravioli? (audience applauding) - For all the single moms. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Man, I gotta give that to Rick and the Evolution. Make some noise for Rick Ross and the Evolution, y'all. All right, the first scene is on a college campus. (audience applauding) - You know what, take this degree back 'cause I ain't using it any damn way. (audience laughing) - So you're sitting at home, your life's passing you by, you keep procrastinating over and over- (audience laughing) - You look just like that mother (beep). - Hey. (audience laughing) Y'all boy straight on that gas? Got that gas. - Your next scene is in the Oval Office. - [Eman] Hold on, let me see if I can send myself another stimulus check. (audience laughing) - Hey, you won't believe this Kamala, and then I told them if you vote for me, I'll forgive your student loans. (both laughing) like, I'm Joe Biden. (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) - Damn, I like it, man. Blow the missile, blow the missile. (audience applauding) - Your next scene is in the apocalypse. - Yeah, I'm filming season... I'ma call you back, I think Big Mack fell off his bike again, I'll call you right back. (audience laughing) - Hell no, I ain't die, boy, I'm still alive. Y'all straight on that gas? (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - All right, y'all, I'm Nick Cannon, and we still doing "Wild'N Out" in the apocalypse, here we go. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - I definitely can't get nobody pregnant out here. (audience laughing) Ain't nobody left in this mother (beep). - Anybody seen that dude that was selling gas? (audience laughing) - You straight, my boy? (audience applauding) - Your next scene is at a pet store. - Justina, what kind of food you said you want again? (audience laughing) - All right, Too $hort got one. - Yo, everybody welcome to Too $hort's pet shop. Come in, come on in, we got all the bitches in here. (audience laughing) You get a bitch, you get a bitch, you get a bitch. We got little bitches, big bitches, hairy bitches, all kind of bitches. (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who had the funniest scenes, man? - I gotta give that to Too $hort and Team Evolution. ♪ Is there a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Can I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Let's get to it. - [DJ D-Wrek] Wild out. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Boy, I'm about to get on your ass, boy, you think I don't see your ass. Cameraman, get his ass right there. Yo, big boy Teddy, boy, your ass look like the goddamn clown of "Spawn," ugly ass boy. (audience laughing) (DC breathing heavily) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - We gotta put the camera on the Chain Gang, they dangerous, but we gotta look at them. (audience laughing) - They ain't one to be played with. - They strong and sensitive at the same damn time. Look at that (beep). They look like Pop Smoke, but they know all the words to Keith Sweat's songs. (audience laughing) - Hey, wait, wait, wait, the funniest part is, they got your old body, them (beep) strong and fat at the same time. - They look like they do pushups by eating Pushups. I bet you them (beep) got a picture of Nick Cannon above the bed with the mouth cut out. (audience laughing) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Hey, hold on, camera guy, put the camera on Justina goofy ass, up here dressed like Nick's boot, come here. (audience laughing) - Hey cameraman, put the camera on Bobb'e's pants. That's a parenthesis with nothing in between. (audience laughing) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Put the camera on the "Wild'N Out" girls up top on the second from the right, she up there talking about these (beep) hating on me, 'cause I got the only hat. - No, keep the camera on her, boy. Hey, you look like the wife of the Russian in "Rocky." (audience laughing) - Keep the camera over there and get it on DJ D-Wrek big head ass. What you looking at? I'm talking to you, stupid ass boy. DJ D-Wrek, you know I hate your stupid ass, your head so big you use goddamn air tire pumps for hookah sticks, stupid ass. (audience laughing) All your hairs pressing charges, ugly head ass boy. Bring the camera right back and let's get Hitman, you ugly ass boy, your old teeth called said they want their mouth back, stupid ass. I'm on your ass. Every unfinished sandwich you had is down at the precinct pressing charges on your mouth. Bust ass having ass boy. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Eman went crazy. Yo, that was a hell of a game, and we hollered at a lot of haters, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - There's a lot of haters, but I gotta give it to Team Evolution. - We got some of the best MCs in the business on this show. And they're amazing at free styling. So we gonna put together a Hot Fire Cypha with the suggestions from our people out here at Planet Wild'N Out. Y'all gonna let us know which cypher is the hottest, all right? (audience applauding) Now all we need is some suggestions. Yell out some occupations, real improv stuff, occupations. (audience yelling) DJ, that's perfect, that's perfect. Give me a name, I need a name, I need a name. (audience yelling) I hear Con back there, Con said Derek. I like what he talking. Revolution, let's step on up. (audience applauding) ♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪ ♪ There was a DJ named Derek who was on this show ♪ ♪ He was on this show, man I gotta ask God ♪ ♪ He don't spin no records, this must be his last job ♪ ♪ He's on the ones and twos, never on time ♪ ♪ He getting old, he must be going blind ♪ ♪ He probably blind and it felt so long ♪ ♪ When I was in the club he only played one song ♪ ♪ He only played song, I tried to move my feet ♪ ♪ And then this crazy ass DJ changed the beat ♪ ♪ He couldn't scratch, that (beep) was trash ♪ ♪ Now he got the whole club mad at his ass ♪ ♪ One time he gave me a CD ♪ ♪ Guess what I did next, Frisbee ♪ ♪ Whoever booked him just wasted his screamer ♪ ♪ Man, this DJ starting to sound real familiar ♪ ♪ Familiar, yeah, he sure is, man ♪ ♪ Kind of remind me of my old ass best friend ♪ ♪ All I know is that he ain't got no luck ♪ ♪ (beep) his best friend put him in a hot dog truck ♪ ♪ When he hits the buzzer, man, that (beep) ain't funny ♪ ♪ We all know this DJ ain't got no money ♪ ♪ You gotta give him his credit 'cause he really be trying ♪ ♪ But every time he drop the record he was wasting our time ♪ ♪ He be wasting our time, can't lie, can't front ♪ ♪ I remember when this DJ had a lace front ♪ ♪ Get another gig, you know he can't ♪ ♪ He asked me for a job, my response was ant ♪ ♪ Your response was ant, he don't get no respect ♪ ♪ Wait a minute, we ain't talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Yeah, we talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Like ant, talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Like ant, talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - That was good, I love all of you. I love you all, you guys are the best, incredible people. - All right, so that was a good cypher, now I need some more occupations. (audience yelling) I heard dentist, that's a good one. All right, give me a name. All right, look, Dan the Dentist. Right, step up, you ain't got no time, it's freestyle, y'all gotta do it right now. Dan the Dentist. (audience applauding) - Let's get it. ♪ Okay, look, once upon a time, not long ago ♪ ♪ There's a dentist named Dan, he was on this show ♪ ♪ His shop stayed open seven days a week ♪ ♪ And he the one that did Hitman's teeth ♪ ♪ Hitman's teeth, yeah, that's wild ♪ ♪ I can tell he got them done from the way he smiled ♪ ♪ The way he smiled, that's my (beep) ♪ ♪ But I'm trying figure out why them damn teeth so big ♪ ♪ Teeth so big, that's for real though ♪ ♪ Hitman teeth are like hotel pillows ♪ ♪ He drilled them, that's true ♪ ♪ The dentist said, Hitman, what that mouth do ♪ ♪ This Dan Dentist's not a nice fellow ♪ ♪ He's like Jacob, you're so white ♪ ♪ But your teeth are so yellow ♪ ♪ Teeth are so yellow, like corn on the cob ♪ ♪ When I went to his office, I wore a bob ♪ ♪ Wore a bob that ain't no fun ♪ ♪ Hey, Karlie Redd, what's up with them gums ♪ ♪ Chew some gum, but don't chew it all ♪ ♪ Remember how his old teeth used to be so small ♪ ♪ They used to be small, yeah, it was a tragedy ♪ ♪ And he tried to drill me like a cavity ♪ ♪ Got the D, that's not funny ♪ ♪ That's gonna cost him a whole lot of money ♪ ♪ I know it's sane ♪ ♪ I ain't feeling this (beep) like Novocaine ♪ ♪ Now "Wild'N Out" is back and we're standing tall ♪ ♪ And just like a dentist, we're flossing on y'all ♪ ♪ He done got new teeth, his old ones was (beep) up ♪ ♪ 'Cause he was eating candy too much ♪ ♪ Damn, now let me interfere here ♪ ♪ He still owe the (beep) 'cause he ain't got no insurance ♪ ♪ Ain't got insurance, you think that's crazy ♪ ♪ He been eating Kandie and Kandie ain't a lady ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - They did they best, they did they best. Come on, let's step up. I definitely believe our cypher was more hot fire than yours. - I don't know about that. - We gonna bring out a "Wild'N Out" goddess to help us deliberate. Y'all make some noise for Neandra. (audience applauding) Do your thing. - All right, everybody, let's hear it for Team Revolution. (audience applauding) - [Nick] DJ D-Wrek. - Okay, now let's here it for Team Evolution. (audience applauding) I don't know, sounds like I'm gonna have to give it to Team Evolution! (audience applauding) ♪ In the classroom ♪ ♪ In the classroom ♪ ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪ ♪ I be picking my fro in the classroom ♪ ♪ Yo, tell me when to go in the classroom ♪ ♪ I'ma keep it on the low in the classroom ♪ ♪ Chico Bean my big bro in the classroom ♪ ♪ Oh, I'm just trying to count some dough in the classroom ♪ ♪ And I got a lot of flow in the classroom ♪ ♪ I love everybody in my row in the classroom ♪ ♪ Yo, I got a natural glow in the classroom ♪ ♪ You know I keep a couple hoes in the classroom ♪ ♪ I got my GoPro in the classroom ♪ ♪ B. Simone used to be a mole in the classroom ♪ ♪ Eenie, meenie, miny, moe, in the classroom ♪ ♪ Uno, dos, dos, adios, in the classroom ♪ ♪ Jump up in the boat and row in the classroom ♪ ♪ Yeah, I used to heel and toe in the classroom ♪ ♪ Oh, I just hurt my toe in the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪ ♪ Got an air fryer in the classroom ♪ ♪ In the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪ ♪ I stay flyer in the classroom ♪ ♪ I'm fixing to get higher in the classroom ♪ ♪ Big Mack got an air fryer in the classroom ♪ ♪ Oh, I just keep getting higher in the classroom ♪ ♪ And I still kind of getting tired in the classroom ♪ ♪ Con is such a crier in the classroom ♪ ♪ This is fixed, somebody wired in the classroom ♪ ♪ You know me, I inspire in the classroom ♪ ♪ Singing in the choir in the classroom ♪ ♪ All of y'all some liars in the classroom ♪ ♪ I got a big tire in the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪ ♪ Chicken almost done in the classroom ♪ ♪ Yo, we have a lot of fun in the classroom ♪ ♪ I'm not the two, I'm number one in the classroom ♪ ♪ You really ask, you really bums in the classroom ♪ ♪ Police come I'm gonna run out this classroom ♪ ♪ J Cole look like a bum in the classroom ♪ ♪ Damn, man, it's a lot of crumbs in the classroom ♪ ♪ Dark chocolate but I'm a son in the classroom ♪ ♪ Con, are you dumb, in the classroom ♪ ♪ I'm hot, I stun in the classroom ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ - [Nick] Straight to the principal's office. ♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪ ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪ (school bell rings) (audience applauding) - This was a very interesting In The Classroom, people got beat up, people was cooking. Who won, D-Wrek? - Team Evolution has more students in the classroom, so Team Evolution wins, make some noise for them, y'all. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Say it with me, come on ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ - Your topic is at Black people church. (audience applauding) ♪ I'm laying hands, I'm laying hands, I'm laying hands ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Praise God, praise God, praise God ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Pass the plate around, pass the plate around ♪ ♪ Pass the plate around ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ (Eman squeals) (bell dings) - Your topic is at white people church. ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ We start on time, we start on time, we start on time ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ (Team Evolution snoring) ♪ Now would wild out ♪ ♪ Body of Christ, body of Christ, body of Christ ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ (Team Evolution snoring) ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Wake up, it's over, wake up, it's over, wake up, it's over ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ - White people get out of church early. (audience laughing) ♪ Now you wild out ♪ - Your topic is in a trap house. ♪ It's some roaches on this carpet ♪ ♪ It's some roaches on this carpet ♪ ♪ It's some roaches on this carpet ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ The police outside, the police outside, the police outside ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ White people gentrifying ♪ ♪ White people gentrifying ♪ ♪ White people gentrifying ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ You keep the change ♪ ♪ You keep the change ♪ ♪ You keep the change ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Ain't no eggs in this pot ♪ ♪ Ain't no eggs in this pot ♪ ♪ Ain't no eggs in this pot ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ We getting robbed, we getting robbed, we getting robbed ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I ain't trying to get robbed ♪ ♪ I ain't trying to get robbed ♪ ♪ I ain't trying to get robbed ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ (audience applauding) - Your topic is in a hood fight. ♪ Somebody hold me back ♪ ♪ Somebody hold me back ♪ ♪ Somebody hold me back ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I'ma claw your face ♪ ♪ I'ma claw your face ♪ ♪ I'ma claw your face ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Y'all record this, y'all record this, y'all record this ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I'ma stomp your neck ♪ ♪ I'ma stomp your neck ♪ ♪ I'ma stomp your neck ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Yo, pop the trunk, yo, pop the trunk, yo, pop the trunk ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I'ma bite your titty ♪ ♪ I'ma bite your titty ♪ ♪ I'ma bite your titty ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I might like it, I might like it, I might like it ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - That was a wild game, DJ D-Wrek, tell us who won. - Yo, I gotta give that to Malaysia and Team Evolution. Make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) - Oh, you better turn up, you gonna do the queen. Turn up. (machine beeps) - Hi, you've reached Justina Valentine. (audience laughing) And this is my male voice, my voicemail. If you're my agent, you know where to reach me, and if this is my ass, where have you been my whole entire life? (audience laughing) (machine beeps) - Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Donald J. Trump. The best president in the history of presidents. If this is Sleepy Joe, go take a nap. If this is Barack Hussein, I still wanna see his birth certificate, Obama, I hate you. (machine beeps) - I just wanna say- (audience applauding) - This is an outrage. - I just wanna say, you're not even a real president, you never have been. You're an idiot. And I also wanna say I'm not a president anymore, so I think I'm gonna (beep) you up. (audience applauding) - All right, say, I'ma do me, 'cause can't nobody do me better than I do me, you feel me? (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) - No, I'm just playing, go ahead, I'm sorry. - That was crazy, I can't fake it. (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) - Hold on, I got it, it's fixed. It's fixed. It's fixed. (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) (audience applauding) (machine beeps) ♪ You have reached my line ♪ ♪ But unfortunately I did not have the time ♪ (audience applauding) - Let's go. ♪ And I, I'm dead ♪ (audience exclaims) - It was going so well. (buzzer buzzes) - All y'all going to hell. (bell dinging) DJ D-Wrek, it was a hell of a game, man, who won that one? - It's a tight game, but I gotta give that to Nick Cannon and Team Revolution. Make some noise for y'all. Team Revolution, wild out. - Oh, you gonna just put on the spot like that? I ain't even got a chance to practice. (audience applauding) We got Jack Thriller out here. - Now you know I done had my ass whoopty before. - Yeah, yeah, I saw you. I done fought in a whole bunch of movies and won. I fight in my music videos and the way I fight, I fight with choreography. - I fight with karate. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. ♪ Oh, we kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ We kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ We kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ Who kicked your ass ♪ ♪ We know karate too ♪ ♪ Soon as a hater step up in the spot ♪ ♪ Young Big came through, hit him with a pork chop ♪ ♪ He might kick you, then he might slam you ♪ ♪ You're looking at a real life Kung Fu Panda ♪ ♪ Hey now, someone look at me tonight ♪ ♪ But I brought my (beep) with me, I'm too pretty fight ♪ ♪ My boy Nick don't, and you know I don't like you ♪ ♪ If I swing, you gonna go night night fool ♪ ♪ Oh, we kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ We kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ We kick your ass like Kung Fu ♪ ♪ We kick your ass, we know karate too ♪ ♪ Get the chopper, get the chopper ♪ ♪ Somebody go and call the doctor ♪ ♪ Get the chopper ♪ ♪ What, what ♪ ♪ Somebody go and call the doctor ♪ ♪ Get the chopper ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Kick your ass like Kung Fu. - Hold on, hold on, y'all talking about Kung Fu. In the wise words of Karlous Miller from Season 14, I bet you won't pull up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (audience applauding) ♪ I'll beat your ass ♪ ♪ Pull up, pull up ♪ ♪ I'll beat your ass ♪ ♪ Pull up, pull up ♪ ♪ I'll beat your ass ♪ ♪ Pull up, pull up ♪ ♪ I'll beat your ass ♪ ♪ We everywhere, you never there, we never scared ♪ ♪ We pull up right on the ops and then we left it ♪ ♪ Man, somebody call the doctor ♪ ♪ I might pull up and walk him down like NLE Choppa ♪ ♪ You know we throwing hands ♪ ♪ Trying to see if you about what you been saying ♪ ♪ It's a one on one fight, man ♪ ♪ What's this, it's cool ♪ ♪ White men can't jump, but we can jump you ♪ ♪ If I pull up, I'll beat your ass ♪ ♪ If I pull up, I'll beat your ass ♪ - Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. This my song. You don't want us to pull up and pop out, 'cause you fall and hit your head, it's still a knock out, pull up in the Benz with the chops out, full of all them guns and them drums, we'll rock out. You heard me? Hey, D-Wrek, run that back. - Wait, cut it. Bro, this is a show, bro, it's just a song though. - It's my song though. - It sound like he scared. - No, I ain't scared, I'm just doing my job. - It's my song though. - It's his song. - Who stole my beat? - I would love to be your friend. - DJ D-Wrek, bring it back. Let's go, y'all. I can't be mad, Team Evolution definitely took that one. You go first. (audience laughing) - My name is Sam. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - I am most frightened of ashy lips. (audience laughing) (bell dings) (audience applauding) - They call me Nicholas Cannon. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Commitment. (audience laughing) (bell dings) - [Man] Don't do it, you don't need that (beep), you rich. (audience applauding) - Yep! - Need another one. - Appreciate you, bro. Always looking out for me. They call me Big Mack. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Her saying get on top. (audience laughing) (bell dings) - [Nick] You might kill her. (audience applauding) - They call me Good Credit. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Don't even say it. - I'll whoop your ass. - Hold on, my man. - Nevermind. (audience laughing) (bell dings) (audience applauding) - They call me Kandie and JayWill. - [All] Oh, what you scared you? - Gender reveals. (audience laughing) (bell dings) (audience applauding) - They call me Hat Fish Hakeem. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? (audience laughing) (bell dings) - Yeah, that's a scary sight. (audience applauding) - They call me Diabetes. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Grabbing the wrong candy. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - There's a lot of scary (beep) going on, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - DC Young Fly, I need you here. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Let's go, Fly. - Pretty Vee, I need you here. Pretty Vee, I need you here. Vee, are you ready? - I'm ready. - I know you're ready. Well then roast! - Your ass up here built like a great dane, ugly ass girl. (audience laughing) - DC, we built the same. (audience laughing) - I know, that we up here looking like two live ass germs, ugly ass girl. (audience laughing) You built like an intestine, ugly ass. (audience laughing) - DC, shut up. DC, you built like when a knee on legs. - Them ain't your eyebrows, is it? Them yours? - No. - One shaky. - Boy, if you don't get your auntie built looking ass, boy, I'm on your ass! If you don't get your ugly ass. Boy, I'm on your ass. - Get your ass outta here, you took too long. You, out! - [All] Got Damned! - [Nick] He didn't want no smoke. - I like it, that's how you start it off. Give me Charlie Clips, I need you here. (audience applauding) Give me Conceited, I need you right here. (audience applauding) Con, you ready? - I'm ready. - Clips, you ready? - Let's get it. - Well then roast! - You so fat the pastor couldn't even lift your spirit. (audience laughing) - Let's go, Con. - This what happens when a Haitian woman put all her jewelry on a voodoo doll. If you don't get your little body up. (audience laughing) - Why the hell y'all got me going against Malcolm XXL? (audience laughing) (DJ D-Wrek laughs) - This (beep) look like the world's most expensive wind up toy. Cut the beat, cut the beat. (audience laughing) - (beep), you brush your teeth with food. (audience laughing) - What? (whistle blows) - Hey you, out! - [All] Got Damned! (audience applauding) - Nick, I want you here. Justina, I need you here. This is where I want you, I need you here. Boss, you ready? - Ready. - Justina, you ready? - You damn right. - Well then roast! - Boss, thank you so much for getting our job back, we are so grateful. Oh no, I wasn't talking to you, Nick, I'm on the phone with Viacom. (audience laughing) - Okay, okay, I know this is what you been waiting to hear all your life, good job, my (beep). (audience laughing) - All right, Nick, let me see your abs real quick, let me see your abs. Y'all wanna see Nick's abs, make some noise, ladies. (audience applauding) Let me see your abs. All right, you look good. You went to the same doctor as Rip? (audience laughing) - She wanna go too. - One shaky. - Justina, hold up, let me see your ass real quick. Oh, there isn't one. (audience laughing) (whistle blows) - Unfortunately, Nick, you crosses lanes too many times, you out! - [All] Got damned! (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, that was an intense one, man, who won? - Man, that was real intense. I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - Give me Cortez, I need you here. I need you here, Cortez. Revolution, give me Maddy. Maddy, I need you here. (audience applauding) Maddy, I want you there. Cortez, you ready? - I'm ready. - Maddy, you ready? - I'm ready. - Well then roast! - All right, Cortez, out here built like a bad (beep) job, all teeth. - All white, all white, no seriously, all white. (audience laughing) - You shaky. - Okay, so like how does sex work? You just put the whole body in? (audience laughing) - You sleep well at night, don't you? With your step-brother, right? (audience exclaims) - Okay, you know this is perfect, I was looking for the raisin for my potato salad. (audience applauding) - Let's go, Maddy, let's go! She puts raisins in her potato salad. (whistle blows) - You, out! - [All] Got Damned! - [Nick] That's what I'm talking about, Maddy. - Give me Rip, Evolution, I need Rip. Okay, I need you here. Godfrey, I need you right here, Godfrey. - Muscles versus new muscles. - Well then roast! - [Nick] Heavyweight battle. - Yo, Rip, why you look like an old muscular boy? (audience laughing) - Hilarious. Why you got your dreads pushed to the side like you an African (beep). I want to see all the ballers and shot callers, please put them right here. (audience laughing) - Okay, that was a good one. Listen, your shoes are so big, they look like they got medicine at the bottom, (beep). (audience laughing) - I know we ain't talking about shoes, (beep), your shoes look like they came with a free oil change. You got on some Jiffy Lube-tons. (audience laughing) - You, out! - [All] Got Damned! (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for them. Me and Loni Love had to sit that one out, I'm glad we did, 'cause I got too much love for Loni. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is the '90s. ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I'm a '90s kid, my raps are so bold ♪ ♪ In the '90s, man, you were already old ♪ ♪ That's okay, I'm old, you know what's crazy ♪ ♪ You're (beep) rappers, I'm (beep) lazy ♪ ♪ Lazy, dude, that's the name of your game ♪ ♪ Haven't heard of you since you did "Soul Plane" ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is paternity tests ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ DeRay, stop playing, you better claim me ♪ ♪ You know damn well Peanut's your baby ♪ ♪ That ain't my baby, so why should I bother ♪ ♪ I went on "Maury," he said not the father ♪ ♪ Not the father, Maury be lying ♪ ♪ Damn, what the (beep), his ass is crying ♪ ♪ Yeah, he be crying, but it ain't right ♪ ♪ I may be light-skinned, but that baby white ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is battle of the sexes. ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Justina, you crazy, your team is shook ♪ ♪ Half of your teammates can't even cook ♪ ♪ Said we can't cook, boy, stop ♪ ♪ You eating good when you gobble this box ♪ ♪ I gobble the box, now that's just crazy ♪ ♪ Y'all good for two things, complaining and babies ♪ ♪ Complaining and babies, you hating ♪ ♪ We just get babies, you don't create it ♪ ♪ Said we don't want them, but that ain't true ♪ ♪ We just don't want them when they come from you ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is cancel culture. ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Plagiarist, majorist, I ain't steal (beep) ♪ ♪ This CEO (beep) don't nine to five (beep) ♪ ♪ A nine to five (beep), that's what got her in trouble ♪ ♪ But we about to bust out this mother (beep) bubble ♪ ♪ Mother (beep) bubble, wait, Nick, have no fear ♪ ♪ They get canceled less, look boy, we still here ♪ ♪ Yeah, we still here, ain't going no where ♪ ♪ So "Wild'N Out" put your (beep) hands in the air ♪ ♪ 'Cause we gonna keep going ♪ ♪ Doing what we do ♪ ♪ We gonna keep rocking the (beep) crew ♪ ♪ You go down, (beep) go up ♪ ♪ You know what you can cancel, you can cancel these nuts ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - That's what we talking about. - Period. - DJ D-Wrek, man, come on. - Look, I'ma call this one a tie, make some noise for the "Wild'N Out" crew, y'all. - Since this is the battle of the sexes, we gotta go all the way up and play this first game. It's called Baby Daddy, Baby Mama. Lotto, you got baby daddy drama? - No, ain't no baby daddy drama. I ain't letting these (beep) knock me up. - She ain't letting these (beep) knock her up. So we gonna get into it. Each team gets an opportunity to give they little joke, if the joke is funny bells, (bell dings) if it's wack buzzers, (buzzer buzzes) simple as that, team with the most bells wins the game. Y'all ready to get into it? (audience applauding) - [DJ D-Wrek] Team Revolution, Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Here we go. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Your baby mama so ugly. - [All] How ugly is she? - OnlyFans pay her to stop. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Man, my baby mama so damn dumb. - [All] How damn dumb is she? - She said, "Put something on TV "I wanna watch something." I said, "Hulu?" She said, "I don't know who Lou is, "but he can watch it with is." (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Hey y'all, my baby mother so stupid. - [All] How stupid is she? - I told the (beep) I was on "Wild'N Out," she said, "Oh damn, you must be making a lot of money." (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - Hello everyone, it's my turn. (audience applauding) My baby mama is so strong. - [All] How strong is she? - When I told her to pull up, she did 100 of them. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - What they do, what they do, what they do. (audience applauding) My baby daddy is so ugly. - [All] How ugly is he? - Ugh. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - It has definitely become a fan favorite, y'all know it, y'all love it, it's called Baby Daddy, Baby Mama. (audience applauding) Yeah, you know, we get into it right here like this, if your joke is funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings) If it's wack, it gets a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game. D-Wrek, do your thing. - Team Evolution, Team Revolution, step up. - All right. (audience applauding) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mama so little. - [All] How little is she? - My baby mama so little, she can fit all her clothes in the sock drawer. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby mother's so stupid. - [All] How stupid is she? - This (beep) was working at the sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My high school sweetheart is so damn dumb. - [All] How damn dumb is she? - I told her when this period is over, meet me by the staircase, I ain't see her in seven days. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - My baby daddy is so dumb. - [All] How dumb is he? - I told him to go get a Plan B, (beep) came back home with another job. (audience laughing) ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - I want drama. (audience applauding) My baby mama is so stupid. - [All] How stupid is she? - 'Cause she gonna get a cummerbund to tie her head up, just to give me (beep). (buzzer buzzes) Cummerbund? (audience laughing) You don't get (beep) like that. ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪ ♪ Yo, who wants the drama ♪ - I can take a little bit. (audience applauding) My baby mama is so dumb. - [All] How dumb is she? - Man, she gonna try to holler at me, and you know I don't even talk to women who got kids. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - That's crazy, D-Wrek, come on, man. - You know I gotta give that to Nick and the Revolution. - That's what I'm talking about! - [DJ D-Wrek] Make some noise for Nick and the Revolution. (audience applauding) - This one right here is called Greenery Screenery. Each team member is gonna get the opportunity to jump in front of the green screen and do something funny. A funny scene, you get a bell. (bell dings) If it's wack, you get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game. Ricky Rose Ravioli, you ready, Ravioli? - You better believe it. - DJ D-Wrek, it's in your hands. - Okay, your first scene is a bedroom. - Ladies and gentlemen, this is now a crime scene, 'cause last night I murdered that coochie. (audience exclaims) (audience applauding) - I can't stand this, I can't wait 'til I grow up, I'ma kill you. - [Woman] What'd you say, boy? - Nothing, Mom. (audience laughing) - Come on girl, why you acting shy, come up here. (audience laughing) - Bro, you ain't gonna believe this, bro. Justina got some (beep) in her drawers, bro. (audience laughing) - I swear I put a condom in here somewhere. (audience laughing) - Your scenery is Wing Stop. - I know it's called Wing Stop, but keep them coming, keep going. (audience laughing) - Welcome, Big Mack, you have made it into Heaven. (audience laughing) - Hey honey, how you enjoying your order, you need anything else? - Water, it's way too spicy. - All you've had so far is the celery. (audience laughing) - I feel so wonderful, but this is easy, lemon pepper, all flats. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - All right, your scenery is a recording studio. - Yeah, hold on, I'm fixing to punch you in now. - All right. - Right there, go ahead. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, now put that thing on it, you ready? - Auto tune, bet. - Yep. ♪ It's good ♪ (audience laughing) - Fire. - Yeah, no, I'm finishing up now. Just got to leave this Nick album then I'll be out of here. (audience laughing) - Chain Gang, don't hurt him after the show, he didn't really mean it. - Yeah, we got a couple people coming, then we got some DJ D-Wrek, y'all, anybody ever heard of him? (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - We are moving on, your scenery is a baby shower. - That's a big ass baby. (audience laughing) - [Nick] That was funny. Another one? (audience laughing) - I love coming to these things. I wish the father would ever show up. (buzzer buzzes) - Hey man, we appreciate everybody for coming, man, we just wanna let you know if you're driving a 2001 Honda with the tags DJ D-Wrek, you about to get towed outside. (audience laughing) - Rick, what you got there, Ravioli? (audience applauding) - For all the single moms. (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Man, I gotta give that to Rick and the Evolution, make some noise for Rick Ross and the Evolution, y'all. - It sounds good, we got a lot more games to play. We might as well play Are You Smarter Than A Rapper? (audience applauding) You know what it is, each team member is gonna get the opportunity to step up to the podium inside the class and ask whatever they wanna ask, a trivia question, science, mathematics, and if we get it right, we get a bell. (bell dings) If we get it wrong, get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game. We adding them up, you ready? - I'm ready, are y'all ready? (audience applauding) - All right, I'm gonna beam myself into the virtual box. (audience applauding) - Okay, we gonna start this thing off with Team Evolution. Wild out. (audience applauding) - I got this, I got this. Hi, Nick. - Hey. - I have a math question for you. If Beyonce has 28 Grammys, Jay-Z has 23 Grammys, Cardi B has one Grammy, if you add all those up and multiply them against the number of Grammys that Nicki Minaj has, how many Grammys are there? - You said multiply them by the- - The Grammys that Nicki Minaj has. - Unfortunately, she doesn't have any, and when you multiply something by zero, don't you get zero? - Oh, you smart, you smart, all right, Nick, good job. (audience applauding) - Y'all need to give Nicki Minaj a damn Grammy. (audience applauding) Greatest female rapper to ever do it, shouts out to the Barb. (audience applauding) - I'm not a star, somebody lied, I spent a milli on a car. Mr. Maybach, what up? I ain't gonna hold you for too long, I just got a quick little math question for you, so check this out. You got six houses and DJ Khaled got six houses, how many houses would you need to have more houses than DJ Khaled? (audience laughing) - Another one. (audience laughing) - That Wing Stop got you smart, boy. That is correct. (audience applauding) - Man, you a world traveler, bro. You be all over the place, you know what I'm saying? I know you been to Chile, you know what I'm saying? I seen you had some pictures when you went to Turkey. Turkey looked real good, especially when you add a little salt, oregano, you know, some cheese on it. I kind of feel like a country right now myself. What country am I right now? - What country are you right now? - What country right now? There's a lot of them. - Country as hell, I don't know. - I'm Hungary, Nick. - Oh, damn! (audience laughing) - [Big Mack] Hungary. - [Nick] That's hilarious. (audience applauding) - I consider this a huge honor to be able to say to you, oh! Your first Wing Stop was in Memphis, Tennessee. What's the name of the starting point guard that plays for the Memphis Grizzlies? - I know the answer, I know the answer. I'm just not gonna say it here. (audience laughing) - Ja Morant, he got it, everybody, Ja Morant. (audience applauding) - The boss can't get it wrong, he the boss. This one is called Greenery Screenery. As you can see, we got a green screen here. Fat Joe virtually has his green screen at Planet BX. Whatever scenery pops up on the screenery, we gonna jump in there and do something funny. If our scene is funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings) The scene is wack, you get that buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game, y'all ready to do it? (audience applauding) - Your first scene is on Planet Mars. - Shit, okay, finally, we okay. (beep) we made it. - Our planet. - Oh, (beep) gentrification, here we go, even here? Even here? (audience laughing) - [DJ D-Wrek] That was funny. - Mars, finally, away from it all. - Hey, put your goddamn mask on! (audience laughing) - Finally, Mars, I definitely can't get nobody pregnant up here. (audience laughing) - The next scene is in the kitchen. (DJ D-Wrek laughing) (audience applauding) - [Nick] Let's go, Mack. Home sweet home. - Fat Joe's got one, hold up. - [Nick] Let's go, Joe. - On today's "Cooking with Fat Joe," we're cooking up crack, crack, crack, crack. (audience laughing) - Your next scene is at the airport. - Late, late, late, late, late, I'm late. (audience laughing) - DeRay, how we gonna get all these drugs through security? Again. - Jesus Christ. (audience laughing) - Dammit, my plane was this way, excuse me, Nick. (audience laughing) - The next scenery is in a carnival. - I wanna ride the tea cup. - Dammit, we gotta find your brother Bobb'e first. - Probably by the tea cups. (audience laughing) - I can't fit on none of these mother (beep) rides, (beep). (audience laughing) - There it is. - All right, this what we gonna do, all right? Okay, just have some candy, wait right here, I'll be right back. - Okay. (audience laughing) - We won! - You got me a teddy bear. (audience laughing) - Your next scene is next to Fat Joe's car. (audience applauding) - [Justina] Come on, Fat Joe. - This is a different level of excellence. (audience applauding) - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. - Cut, let's get these girls outta here. I'm sorry, Joe, you gotta get this. Let's get 50 Cent's truck back on the trailer, this video's over. (audience applauding) - Where your keys, give me your keys. - Bitch, key that (beep), key that (beep), he cheated twice, bitch, do it, period. Yes, (beep) it up, bitch. - That's good (beep). I'm about to (beep) all over this mother (beep). (audience laughing) - Your scene is on the deck of the Titanic. (audience applauding) - I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting the (beep) outta here, I know how this (beep) ends. (audience laughing) (group conversing) - I'm so alive, yeah. - Oh, damn! (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - Yo, that game was hella fun. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - That game was hella fun, but I gotta give it to Fat Joe and the Evolution, make some noise for them. (audience applauding) - Vassago's in the building, and we gonna play a little something called, Oh, What Your Scared Of, all right? We gonna turn out the lights, so we can get our glow up, and each team member's gonna get the opportunity to walk up here in front of the fire, flash they light, and tell there inner most fears. - Oh! - Yeah, and if it's funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings) If it's wack, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) The teams with the most bells wins the game. Simple as that. - All right, Team Revolution, Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Vassago, you got first. - My name is Sam. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - I am most frightened of ashy lips. (audience laughing) (bell dings) (audience applauding) - They call me Nicholas Cannon. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Commitment. (audience laughing) - [Man] Don't do it, you don't need to (beep), you rich. - Yep. - Need another one. - Appreciate you, bro. Always good looking out. They call me Big Mack. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Her saying get on top. (audience laughing) - [Nick] You might kill her. (audience applauding) - They call me Good Credit. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Don't even say it. - I'll whoop your ass. - Hold on, my man. - Nevermind. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - They call me Kandie and JayWill. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Gender reveals. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - They call me Hat Fish Hakeem. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? (audience laughing) - Yeah, that's a scary sight. (audience applauding) - They call me Diabetes. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Grabbing the wrong candy. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - It was a lot of scary (beep) going on, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - This game is a new one, y'all, called Haters In The House. If there's a hater in the house, when you see them point them out. And once you point them out, you say something funny about them, you get a bell. (bell dings) If it's not funny, you get that buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) I'ma teach y'all the chant, y'all go with me. ♪ Is there a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Can I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ Let's get to it. (audience applauding) - [DJ D-Wrek] Wild out. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should I get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Boy, I'm about to get on your ass, boy, you think I don't see your ass, cameraman, get his ass right there. Yo, big boy Teddy, boy, your ass look like the goddamn clown off "Spawn," ugly ass boy. (audience laughing) (DC breathing heavily) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - We gotta put the camera on the Chain Gang, they dangerous, but we gotta look at them. (audience laughing) - They ain't nothing to be played with. - They strong and sensitive at the same damn time, look at that (beep). (audience laughing) They look like Pop Smoke, but they know all the words to Keith Sweat's songs. - Hey, wait, wait, wait, the funniest part is, they got your old body, them (beep) strong and fat at the same time. - (beep) look like the do pushups by eating Pushups. I bet them (beep) got a picture of Nick Cannon above the bed with the mouth cut out. (audience laughing) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Hey, hold on, cameraman, put the camera of Justina goofy ass, up here dressed like Nick's boot, come here. (audience laughing) - Hey cameraman, put the camera on Bobb'e's pants, that's a parenthesis with nothing in between. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Put the camera on the "Wild'N Out" girls up top, second from the right. She over there talking about these (beep) hating on me 'cause I got the only hat. (audience laughing) - No, keep the camera on her, boy. Hey, you look like the wife of the Russian in "Rocky." That's what you look like. - Keep the camera over there and get it on DJ D-Wrek, big head ass, yeah, what you looking at, I'm talking to you, stupid ass boy. DJ D-Wrek, you know I hate your stupid ass, your head so big you use goddamn air tire pumps for hookah sticks, stupid ass boy. (audience laughing) All your hairs pressing charges, ugly head ass boy. Bring the camera right back and let's get goddamn Hitman, you ugly ass boy, your old teeth called said they want they mouth back, stupid ass boy. I'm on your ass. Every unfinished sandwich you had is down at the precinct pressing charges on your mouth on your ass, busting ass having ass boy. (audience applauding) - Eman went crazy. Yo, that was a hell of a game, and we hollered at a lot of haters, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - There's a lot of haters, but I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - We might as well play a game called Are You Smarter Than A Rapper? (audience applauding) Now you know what it is, we put a lot of rappers on the spot, each team member is gonna get the opportunity to come up and ask one of us, me or you, Morray, any question they want. If we get it right, we smart and get that bell. (bell dings) If we don't get it wrong, we dumb and we get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Simple as that. Team with the most bells and the most points win the game, let's get to it. Beam me up into the virtual box. (audience applauding) - Team Revolution, wild out. - Hey Morray, what's popping? All right, everything good? That's what's up. Now I know you're originally from Fayetteville, North Carolina, so I need you to tell me what comedian and "Wild'N Out" alumni from your hometown made his debut on "Def Comedy Jam" in 1996? - Oh, what? I know it ain't DJ Chrome Dome, 'cause he ain't even funny. (audience laughing) DC too young for that. Affion Crockett? - You smart, you're damn right, Morray, you're correct. (audience applauding) - [Nick] That boy watch this show. Let's go Swag! - Hello, Mr. Nicholas. How are you doing? - I'm well, Mr. Swag, how are you? - All right, today we're gonna be learning about buckleology, okay? (audience laughing) So if belts buckle and knees buckle, what "Wild'N Out" game makes both of these buckle? (audience laughing) You don't know, do you? - I don't know, Mr. Swag. (buzzer buzzes) - That's what I'm talking about, I just outsmarted you. It's Big 'Ol Booty. See, before you hit it, you unbuckle your pants, and then when you finish, your knees buckle doing the dance. (audience laughing) - I am now a student of buckleology. (audience applauding) - All right. Hello, yeah, Mom, I'm at work. Nah, "Wild'N Out." Yeah, Nick apologized, we back. (audience applauding) Okay, Mama, I'ma call you back. I got a math question for you now, there's a famous philosopher by the name of Karlous Miller that once said, "Black men don't cheat." And that's facts. (audience applauding) That's facts, that's facts. If the year is 2021, right, and Childish Gambino plans to stay with his girl until the year 3005, how many faithful years of commitment is he pledging? - Not a damn one. Don't lie, don't lie. That's a long time. You (beep) something. - He's definitely (beep) something, you got that right. (audience applauding) - You think I won't ask him? I'll ask him. - Ask that (beep) then. - All right, 'cause it's been on my chest. What's up, Nick? - What's happening? - Like a couple years ago, you had went on this podcast and they asked you who was your least favorite "Wild'N Out" cast members, you said my name five times. Shortly after that, I was released. (audience laughing) They told me that they was going in another direction, and tried to shoot the show right down the street from my house. So when they fired me off the show, they fired me off the tour, and then you went on that boring ass podcast and got us fired again. (audience laughing) So my question to you, is how much money do you think you have cost me by getting me fired repeatedly? (audience applauding) - [Nick] Man, you know what- - The number. - It's invaluable, man, I'ma just be honest with you, man. I owe you so much, I love you, my brother, I owe you. (audience applauding) From the heart. (buzzer buzzes) - You buzzing that (beep)? (audience laughing) - I still love him. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) We love you, Karlous, we just not gonna pay you. (audience laughing) All right, D-Wrek, I mean, who's smarter, me or Morray? - I gotta say Morray and Evolution took that one. Make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) - Smart young man right there. Coi Leray in the building. (audience applauding) We gotta play this new game in honor of her, so we can get her to come here in person next season, right? We need you to pull up next season and play the hottest new game we got, it's called, Backseat Of My Ride. You know what it is, we gonna sit right here, freestyle rap to each other, and let everybody know what we got in our backseat. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. ♪ Go, go, go ♪ ♪ Go, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, Nick, you changed my life ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, your future looking bright ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I'm so grateful ♪ ♪ Wanna thank you, praise God every day that he made you ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got your weed with me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got your weave sticking ♪ ♪ Backseat of your ride, I got your seed in me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I don't want that baby ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, so now you being lazy ♪ ♪ You better take this baby before I got super crazy ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, dog, I barely fit ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, a curly-haired chick ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, I got your old teeth ♪ ♪ Old teeth, man, wait, you built like 20 pancakes ♪ ♪ Kobe Bryant, number 24 and eight ♪ ♪ Hit you from the top right ♪ ♪ Then hit you from the damn plate ♪ ♪ It's Hitman, I been a gangster ♪ ♪ Hitman, you been a wankster ♪ ♪ Hitman, you hit a stranger ♪ ♪ Hitman, I'm gonna daze you ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, y'all know I'm raw for real ♪ ♪ I'm big dog for real, but Kandie got them bars for real ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, it's your boy Kandie ♪ ♪ With the edible panties ♪ ♪ Please take a seat if you can't stand me ♪ ♪ They claiming that they got bars ♪ ♪ But never touched a cop car ♪ ♪ I could lyrically kill the whole squad ♪ ♪ That is not hard ♪ ♪ So Hitman, Clips, and Con, throw in the towel now ♪ ♪ When we touch wild style, y'all know I'm gonna wild out ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got a cutie inside ♪ ♪ We about to pull up on my boy DC ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you already know that I'm fly ♪ ♪ Everybody around here know me ♪ ♪ Top drop 'cause it's hot outside ♪ ♪ Everybody know I feel proud ♪ ♪ Keeping it high, high as the sky ♪ ♪ In the backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Yo, that joint was fire, D-Wrek. You gotta tell me though, who won, Evolution or the Revolution? - Yo, I gotta say the Revolution took that one. Make some noise for the Revolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - We got a lot more game to play. So official like a referee with a whistle, we all over the place like space. Everywhere like the air, and we in here. About to play a game that's quickly becoming a favorite. It's called, Backseat Of My Ride. (audience applauding) Head to head, face to face, we gonna be in the backseat of this ride, and talk about how fly our ride is. Tell us what we got in the backseat of our ride, and freestyle with each other. If you get stumped, you get kicked out, and DJ D-Wrek, we gonna have some fun. You call it, all right? - All right, Team Evolution, Team Revolution, wild out. ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I just got fly ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I used to sell bean pies ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, boy, you don't try ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, because I am not ♪ ♪ The person that you thought I was, Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ I get to blamming, you can't understand ♪ ♪ (beep) you banished, what ♪ (audience laughing) - I guess I lost that. ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm seeing big old titties ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, and I see Magic City ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, riding through Clay Co ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I keep a Draco ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got my granny with me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got Nick Cannon with me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got some ass on me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got a mask on me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I've got the glass on me ♪ ♪ I pull that rat, I got that gat ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you looking good, boo ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you looking good too ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm trying to see you twerk ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, boy, give me all that work ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, you must be out your mind ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, Chico, your card decline ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, girl, watch the way you talk ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride, (beep) it, I'ma just walk ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ - Oh (beep), you want me? ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, welcome to my Benz ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, who the hell ♪ Why am I in the backseat with you? I'm going to jail. ♪ Backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got plenty room ♪ ♪ Henny too, rolling with Karlous, he keep many fumes ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got the best trees ♪ ♪ Finesse me, loving and rubbing all on your Nestle ♪ ♪ You sexy ♪ ♪ Knew from the moment that you had text me ♪ ♪ Undress me, wanting them hands to come caress me ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, I got the best meat ♪ ♪ I pack heat, plus you know Black men don't cheat ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪ ♪ The backseat of my ride ♪ - Make some noise! (audience applauding) DJ D-Wrek, that was a hell of a game, man. Who won? - I gotta give that to Foushee and Team Evolution. Make some noise! (audience applauding) - She didn't do nothing, she wasn't even in the ride. - Hey, they did enough, it's her squad. - This is a game we like to call, Can I Cancel? As we know, I've been canceled a few times, Gary's been canceled a few times, B. Simone always getting canceled. We get canceled quite a bit. So we gonna throw cancel culture in its own face, and if that cancellation is funny, (bell dings) it gets that bell. If it's wack, (buzzer buzzes) it gets a buzzer and we gonna cancel that (beep). So we gonna all the way up, D-Wrek, you ready? - We going all the way up, wild out. (audience applauding) - Gary, you go first. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Black Twitter. Don't believe everything you read, I'm about statistics, I'm about real people, real conversations, don't be jumping on my back just 'cause I'm white, I'm about the culture. (audience laughing) - Talk your talk. - I don't hang at Mellow Mushroom, I hang out at Rosco's for lunch. And I order chicken. (audience laughing) - Good job, Gary, that's enough, we believe you. You for the culture. My man, Charlie Clips. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel the N word? 'Cause nutrition is not my type of (beep). (audience laughing) I don't mess with it at all. Big Mack, I understand. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel is such an easy thing to ask, but all these little food delivery apps, they don't never ask you that, they just cancel your order. Now I'm in the window waiting for a red Prius to drive by with my mozzarella sticks, just ask me can I cancel your order, they don't got no fries? I be like, whatever they got, they got mozzarella sticks. Get off me, bro, get off me. I'm telling you, just ask me, can I cancel the order? I want other things other than mozzarella sticks. (audience laughing) I need the $12 to cancel. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - I said, can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - I'm not trying to be an asshole, but can we cancel white people with dreads, huh? (buzzer buzzes) That was perfect, bro. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel ghostwriters, 'cause I'm sick of tired of writing for (beep) and (beep) and (beep), I want my credit already. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel the "Wild'N Out" girls? (audience exclaims) And then give them a promotion and call them the "Wild'N Out" goddesses? (audience applauding) (bell dinging) A lot of canceling going on, D-Wrek. Who won that game? - I gotta give that to Gary and the Evolution, make some noise for Gary and Team Evolution. (audience applauding) - Let's give it up for Loni Love and Team Evolution over there. (audience applauding) How you feel about cancel culture? - I don't like it, it ain't no such thing. Let people be themselves, okay? Sometimes you need to cancel yourself instead of trying to cancel somebody else. (audience applauding) - That's what we talking about, preach queen, and that's exactly why we created this next game. It's called, Can I Cancel? Each team member is gonna get the opportunity to come up here and say, can I cancel? And y'all gonna say, hell yeah, you can. And if the cancellation is funny, (bell dings) they get a bell. If that (beep) ain't funny, (buzzer buzzes) canceled, simple as that. Y'all ready to get into it? (audience applauding) - Team Revolution, Team Evolution, wild out. - [Nick] Loni, we gonna let you kick it off. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel man bags? Bro, if you wanna wear a purse, go ahead and slay all day. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel copyright infringement laws, 'cause nobody gives a (beep) anyway, right, B. Simone? (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Toxic Black men, because I'm sick of Jess Hilarious. (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel unsolicited (beep) pics, if we want them, we will ask! (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel filters, 'cause if one of you (beep) go missing, the police are not gonna know who they're looking for. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel paternity tests, because at this point, I mean... (audience applauding) I am the father. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - But can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Student loan payments, 'cause you ain't never getting that (beep) back, that's all I'm saying, never. (audience applauding) - [All] Yep! - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - [All] Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel the damn ice cream machine, if it's always broke, take it off the mother (beep) menu. - [Nick] He's serious about that. - I'm tired of this (beep). What are you doing to the machines? (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that game? - It's a tie, but Loni Love can't be canceled, I gotta give it to Team Evolution, make some noise for Loni Love and Team Evolution, y'all. - They came to play, it's official. Zay is known for making some club banging, twerking, booty music every once in a while, every now and then he get a big time club banger, and we got one too called, Big 'Ol Booty. Y'all know how the game go. Now this is an elimination game. It's a freestyle game, but it gets faster and faster. We got DJ D-Wrek on the beat, he gonna keep speeding it up, and as it gets faster, if you can keep up, you stay in, if you can't keep up, you get kicked out. You ready? - Let's go. Team Evolution, Team Revolution, wild out. (audience applauding) ♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Shorty look like the bank, shorty tell me what you think ♪ ♪ Do you really wanna smoke, do you really wanna drink ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Yeah, she a keeper, shout outs to them Libras ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ M-A-D-D-Y, that's my name ♪ ♪ Call me a boss 'cause I run this game ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Said, hold up, who you dissing ♪ ♪ Your mama fat, but he booty missing ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Oh, she's six 10, but you know we go crazy ♪ ♪ And I met let her see the "Wild'N Out" baby ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Knick knack patty whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ Look like Karlous inside his home ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Rip that don't work, you got you a shirt ♪ ♪ You out here looking like you was about to twerk ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I am the bomb and I know I'm a cutie ♪ ♪ But I'd be a little better if I had a bigger booty ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ If you got a nine to five, you ain't for me ♪ ♪ This is CEO (beep) ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know I got y'all ♪ ♪ We all holler one time for that car squad ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ All of the lies, you don't wanna die ♪ ♪ Hey Big Mack, here go some fries ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Pull up on the scene, looking real clean ♪ ♪ Kids looking like there go Chico Bean ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ We gonna send you home, you gonna need a bone ♪ ♪ Hey, DC, you need some meat on your bones ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Maddy and Nick sitting in a tree ♪ ♪ "Wild'N Out" is back on TV ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Hope you're well, call me a cell ♪ ♪ Hey Big Mack, here go oxtail ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Supposed to be a joke, I said nope ♪ ♪ Hey DC, you look like a roach ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty ♪ (DC mumbling) (buzzer buzzes) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - I'm dizzy. DJ D-Wrek, who talked about the big booty the fastest? - That was a lot of fun, I gotta say that I could understand more of the Revolution. (audience applauding) - Hey Zay, we came to play, man, you gotta get your squad together. (audience applauding) You know we wilding out in the dark, and we keeps it lit, and we keeps it hot. And speaking of hot, right now it's time to play a fun new game called Hot Fire Cypha. We got some of the best MCs in the business on this show, and they're amazing at free styling, so we gonna put together our Hot Fire Cypha with the suggestions from our people out here at Planet Wild'N Out. Y'all gonna let us know which cypher is the hottest, all right? (audience applauding) Now all we need is some suggestions. Yell out some occupations, real improv stuff, occupations. (audience yelling) DJ, that's perfect, that's perfect. Give me a name, I need a name, I need a name. (audience yelling) I hear Con back there, Con said Derek. I like what he talking. Revolution, let's step on up. (audience applauding) ♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪ ♪ There was a DJ named Derek who was on this show ♪ ♪ He was on this show, man I gotta ask God ♪ ♪ He don't spin no records, this must be his last job ♪ ♪ He's on the ones and twos, never on time ♪ ♪ He getting old, he must be going blind ♪ ♪ He probably blind and it felt so long ♪ ♪ When I was in the club he only played one song ♪ ♪ He only played song, I tried to move my feet ♪ ♪ And then this crazy ass DJ changed the beat ♪ ♪ He couldn't scratch, that (beep) was trash ♪ ♪ Now he got the whole club mad at his ass ♪ ♪ We was having a blast, we was turning up ♪ ♪ And next thing I know, the club got shot up ♪ ♪ The club got shot up, I guess it's time to lay low ♪ ♪ The DJ was so bad, I threw some tomatoes ♪ ♪ One time he gave me a CD ♪ ♪ Guess what I did next, Frisbee ♪ ♪ Whoever booked him just wasted his screamer ♪ ♪ Man, this DJ starting to sound real familiar ♪ ♪ Familiar, yeah, he sure is, man ♪ ♪ Kind of remind me of my old ass best friend ♪ ♪ All I know is that he ain't got no luck ♪ ♪ (beep) his best friend put him in a hot dog truck ♪ ♪ When he hits the buzzer, man, that (beep) ain't funny ♪ ♪ We all know this DJ ain't got no money ♪ ♪ You gotta give him his credit 'cause he really be trying ♪ ♪ But every time he drop the record he was wasting our time ♪ ♪ He be wasting our time, can't lie, can't front ♪ ♪ I remember when this DJ had a lace front ♪ ♪ Get another gig, you know he can't ♪ ♪ He asked me for a job, my response was ant ♪ ♪ Your response was ant, he don't get no respect ♪ ♪ Wait a minute, we ain't talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Yeah, we talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Like ant, talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ ♪ Like ant, talking about DJ D-Wrek ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - That was good, I love all of you, I love you all. You guys are the best, incredible people. - All right, so that was a good cypher, now I need some more occupations. (audience yelling) I heard dentist, that's a good one. All right, give me a name. All right, look, Dan the Dentist. Right, step up, you ain't got no time, it's freestyle, y'all gotta do it right now. Dan the Dentist. (audience applauding) - Let's get it. ♪ Okay, look, once upon a time, not long ago ♪ ♪ There's a dentist named Dan, he was on this show ♪ ♪ His shop stayed open seven days a week ♪ ♪ And he the one that did Hitman's teeth ♪ ♪ Hitman's teeth, yeah, that's wild ♪ ♪ I can tell he got them done from the way he smiled ♪ ♪ The way he smiled, that's my (beep) ♪ ♪ But I'm trying figure out why them damn teeth so big ♪ ♪ Teeth so big, that's for real though ♪ ♪ Hitman teeth are like hotel pillows ♪ ♪ He drilled them, that's true ♪ ♪ The dentist said, Hitman, what that mouth do ♪ ♪ This Dan Dentist's not a nice fellow ♪ ♪ He's like Jacob, you're so white ♪ ♪ But your teeth are so yellow ♪ ♪ Teeth are so yellow, like corn on the cob ♪ ♪ When I went to his office, I wore a bob ♪ ♪ Wore a bob that ain't no fun ♪ ♪ Hey, Karlie Redd, what's up with them gums ♪ ♪ Chew some gum, but don't chew it all ♪ ♪ Remember how his old teeth used to be so small ♪ ♪ They used to be small, yeah, it was a tragedy ♪ ♪ And he tried to drill me like a cavity ♪ ♪ Got the D, that's not funny ♪ ♪ That's gonna cost him a whole lot of money ♪ ♪ I know it's sane ♪ ♪ I ain't feeling this (beep) like Novocaine ♪ ♪ Now "Wild'N Out" is back and we're standing tall ♪ ♪ And just like a dentist, we're flossing on y'all ♪ ♪ He done got new teeth, his old ones was (beep) up ♪ ♪ 'Cause he was eating candy too much ♪ ♪ Damn, now let me interfere here ♪ ♪ He still owe the (beep) 'cause he ain't got no insurance ♪ ♪ Ain't got insurance, you think that's crazy ♪ ♪ He been eating Kandie and Kandie ain't a lady ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - They did they best, they did the best. Come on, let's step up. I definitely believe our cypher was more hot fire than yours. - I don't know about that. - We gonna bring out a "Wild'N Out" goddess to help us deliberate. Y'all make some noise for Neandra. (audience applauding) Do your thing. - All right, everybody, let's hear it for Team Revolution. (audience applauding) - [Nick] DJ D-Wrek. - Okay, now let's hear it for Team Evolution. (audience applauding) I don't know, sounds like I'm gonna have to give it to Team Evolution! (audience applauding) - It's a movie, we in the drive-in. You ready for that first game? (audience applauding) It's called, Big 'Ol Booty, y'all. Are y'all ready? (audience applauding) Now DJ D-Wrek is gonna drop the beat, he gonna speed it up like musical chairs, and we gonna get our freestyle flow on. If you can't hang with the beat, get your ass outta there. We ready? - Yep. (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek, it's in your hands, man. - Team Evolution, Team Revolution, wild out. ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I might hit it on the left, then hit it on the right ♪ ♪ Then I put her on my shoulders, then I (beep) it all night ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ J to the U to the S to the T ♪ ♪ Baddest bitch on the stage, and you know that it's me ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Cotton candy, Sweet 'N Low ♪ ♪ My body look like a jelly roll ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty ♪ ♪ I was messing with a guy, he was on the DL ♪ ♪ And my bands was split, and I got a BBL ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty ♪ ♪ I gave her all my cash, and she gave me all her ass ♪ ♪ Said, this is how we do Jack ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Take her to the store and it don't matter cost ♪ ♪ You can't find me, 'cause I'm cool with the boss ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty ♪ ♪ Pull up in the drop with a fat little thot ♪ ♪ This crack head girl just stole my watch ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Size of a frijole, your girl like me 'cause my body swole ♪ ♪ Said oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I took your girl home 'cause she was hot ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ On "Wild'N Out" I'm feeling real funny ♪ ♪ But at the strip club I'ma throw that money ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ On the down low and I already know ♪ ♪ I got her dancing all on the pole ♪ ♪ Like oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ I took her home and she was really hot ♪ ♪ I took her home ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ How much wood could a woodchuck chuck ♪ ♪ If a woodchuck could chuck wood ♪ - Oh damn! ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Get it, pop it, hit it, hip it with it, never stop it ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Blow up like nitro, you know I go ♪ ♪ Rip Michaels, you got lipo ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ You know I get it, I rock with a fitted ♪ ♪ 'Cause he just start snapping on Rip, you a (beep) ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Yeah, that is a fact, but I am back ♪ ♪ Guess what Clips, you are fat ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ That was a nice take, I'll hit you with this Drake ♪ ♪ And put you in the way, 'cause this jewelry is fake ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Man, y'all (beep), yeah right, bitch ♪ ♪ You know this is from Nick ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ ♪ Why you hating, contemplating ♪ ♪ You are Haitian, your hair's Jamaican ♪ ♪ Oh, big booty ♪ ♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big old booty ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Yo, I'm already up here sweating. DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of that. - I gotta give that to CJ and Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - That definitely brought the energy all the way up. We about to play right now this game and it's called, Creep'N In The Dark. Y'all ready? (audience applauding) ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ - Oh yeah, they ready, y'all see what it is. It's real simple. We got our flashlights, we stay in the dark and each team member's gonna get the opportunity to tell you what they see while they creeping in the dark. If it's funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings) If it's wack, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) DJ D-Wrek, we ready? - Team Evolution, Team Revolution, creep. ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I'm creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Look who I see ♪ ♪ It's my little ugly friend Pretty Vee ♪ ♪ She shop at Ross and get her clothes from clearance ♪ ♪ And by the look of this car ♪ ♪ You ain't got no insurance ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ When I saw this cutie ♪ ♪ She got her stimulus check and bought a brand new booty ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping the dark and I heard a scream ♪ ♪ Big Mack thought I was a chicken wing ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark, Maddy, leave me alone ♪ ♪ If you was a chicken wing, ain't no meat on them bones ♪ ♪ 'Cause I've been eating in the dark ♪ ♪ I was eating in the dark ♪ ♪ I was eating in the dark ♪ ♪ Eat in the dark ♪ ♪ Eating in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark and I came from the back ♪ ♪ This man only gets laid when he pays for the cat ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ And what I saw gave me stitches ♪ ♪ 'Cause as ugly as you are ♪ ♪ You had to kidnap these (beep) ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ I was creeping through the dark ♪ ♪ And what did I find ♪ ♪ I saw an out of work DJ out of his prime ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark and I'm glad to see ♪ ♪ Jack Thriller not sitting in the driver seat ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ ♪ Creeping in the dark ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, you know it's all love. You went to school with my daddy, I love you, man. - We did go to school together, but I'm still gonna give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - Big Freedia and her squad came to play, I need everybody on they feet. We creeping out, let's go, y'all. ♪ Wild'N ♪ ♪ Wild'N ♪ ♪ Wild'N ♪ - Since we creeping out this episode, we might as well play a little ghost story game and the name of this game is, Oh, What You Scared Of? Now each team member is gonna get the opportunity to come up here with they flashlight and tell you what they scared of, ghost story style. Now if the story is funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings) If it's wack, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game, simple as that, y'all ready? (audience applauding) - Team Revolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - They call me Shuler King. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Nothing, it just look like I'm afraid. (audience laughing) - They call me Broke (beep). - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Gratuity. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - They call me Karlous the Black Man! - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Living in America. (audience applauding) - It is I, Martin Luther King. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Of the (beep) in the window. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - They call me Death. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Okay, here it go again. (audience laughing) They call me Death. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - It's not my turn? (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) - Stupid, you stupid. (audience applauding) - They call me Nicholas Cannon. - [All] Oh, what you scared of? - Child support. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, there was a lot of scary (beep) happening who won that game? - I gotta give that to Nick Cannon and the Revolution. Make some noise for them. (audience applauding) You got a lot to be afraid of, Nick. - So official like a referee with a whistle, we in the building. Y'all give it up for the team captain over here, Malaysia. (audience applauding) Repping Planet Compton in a real way. Well, we about to get into it, because this game is called, Hater In The House. (audience applauding) This is where everybody get a chance to speak they mind. From Karlous, DC is the best at it, he don't give a damn what part of the show we in, if he sees something that's hating, he charge on it immediately. - Immediately, boy. - So if your comment is funny, (bell dings) if it's wack, (buzzer buzzes) team with the most bells wins the game. Y'all ready to get into it. (audience applauding) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Oh wee, DC look at all these haters over here, boy. There's some haters on this side, skeet, skeet, this side over here. - Put the camera on them. - This side over here. This the side they on. Not them, no, no. - Don't mess with them. - Not them, that dude right there with that stupid ass vest on, look at him. (audience laughing) Dumb ass vest, stupid vest wearing ass. Looking stupid. - Boy, your ass look like the dude off of "3 Strikes" ugly ass boy. (audience laughing) - Hold on, wait a minute, cameraman, no, keep the camera right there, get it on my man right there. My man with the leather jacket from "Dead Presidents," man, put it on him. Now zoom down to his shoes one time to his shoes, cameraman. Get those one the camera, my man got them Thurgood Marshall threes on, you set. (audience laughing) Boy, I bet every time you put your feet in them, you hear, ain't gonna let nobody turn me around. That them funeral home fours. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Cameraman, can I get my good sis back there, Davida? Straight back in the truck. Davida look like she wasn't in "Set It Off," she was in "Get It Off." That's Queen LaQueefah. (audience laughing) - She's Queen LaQueefah. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Hey cameraman, right this way, take a trip right this way, take a trip, keep on going, keep on going, keep on going, get Jack Thriller. Jack Thriller, bring your ugly ass up here right now, goddamn. Whoever styled you should've told you that was a bad idea. Speaking of eye, your biggest fear is peripheral, ugly ass boy. You look like when people walk in your house, your dog tell them, he don't bite, ugly ass. (audience laughing) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Hey, right over here, cameraman, right over here. Turn him around, man. - I'ma let the white boy go. - Thank you so much. I'm allergic to shellfish, and this dude is cooking lobster tails on his head, dude. Turn to your left. That's the thing you put in your garden to keep the rodents out, dude. Bro, that's Sisqo if he made the wrong song. (audience laughing) Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Cameraman, come right here, cameraman, come right here, cameraman, where we at. Right here, you ready? Cortez, I see you, little body having ass (beep) boy. Your ass get two checks, a talent and a lamp check, ugly ass boy. (audience laughing) - DC, I don't know if that's Cortez. Cortez over there. - Oh, my bad, Cortez. (audience laughing) ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Hell yeah, cameraman, put it back on goddamn, my boy Cortez. Cortez, stretch your neck a little bit, Cortez. (audience laughing) That (beep) look like the little dinosaur off "The Land Before Time." (audience laughing) - Hey DC, Cortez look like when your dog come back after it's been somewhere it ain't supposed to be. (audience laughing) - That (beep) look like the little character off of "Men In Black." You ain't have to shoot me like that, Tay. (audience laughing) - That (beep) look like, honey, I shrunk the testicle. ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ ♪ There's a hater in the house ♪ ♪ Should we get him ♪ ♪ Let's get him ♪ - Put the camera on Cortez, please. See, Cortez, now pull the camera to your right slightly, but keep it at the same level. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - Yo, there was a lot of haters in the building. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give that to Nick Cannon and the Revolution. Make some noise for them. (audience applauding) - Shouts out to all the haters. We got Hotboii in the building on Team Evolution, y'all make some noise for him one time. (audience applauding) We got a hot new game and literally when I say hot, I mean hot, because this one is called the Hot Fire Cypha. Y'all ready for it? (audience applauding) We gonna get some random occupations and names from y'all out here at Planet Wild'N Out. And then we gonna make a Hot Cypha story right here on the spot, and then y'all gonna tell us which one was the hottest. All right, so I need some suggestions then, we gonna start with occupations, scream (beep) out, I need an occupation. (audience yelling) I like that, pretty girl in the Mustang said a teacher. We gonna go with teacher. I need a name now, give me a random name. I need a name. (audience yelling) Perfect white girl name, Ashley. All right, I need to hear a story about Ashley the teacher, let's get into it. - Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) ♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪ ♪ There was a teacher named Ashley on this show ♪ ♪ Ashley the teacher beat my son ass ♪ ♪ Last night he came home, he had a bad eye gash ♪ ♪ Eye gash, oh no ♪ ♪ I knew your son's teacher was a stupid hoe ♪ ♪ A stupid hoe, well, she cute to me ♪ ♪ It's a shame she a girl and can't give me the D ♪ ♪ Ashley, trying to get a D ♪ ♪ You can't get that from her ♪ ♪ But you can get it from me ♪ ♪ Get it from you, but I couldn't handle her ♪ ♪ She put out the class, I was out with the janitor ♪ ♪ You was out with the janitor ♪ ♪ Well, she a mean diva ♪ ♪ I'm a janitor too except I got a street sweeper ♪ ♪ You got a street sweeper, need to sweep this class ♪ ♪ I need to hit the bathroom ♪ ♪ Where the hell my hall pass ♪ ♪ You need a hall pass, me too ♪ ♪ This (beep) built like a lunch lady, fool ♪ ♪ Miss Ashley, oh how I hate her ♪ ♪ Got mad at me 'cause I broke the calculator ♪ ♪ Calculator, that's so petty ♪ ♪ I had to go pee, but she wouldn't let me ♪ ♪ She wouldn't let you, she did you worse ♪ ♪ I got bubble guts, I'ma head to the nurse ♪ ♪ Well, I can fall asleep and I'm still gonna pass ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's one, two, three people in my class ♪ ♪ Three people in your class, man, y'all is tripping ♪ ♪ I was never in class, I was always skipping ♪ ♪ You was always skipping, well, I'm using special ED ♪ ♪ One, two, three in your class ♪ ♪ Damn, we in special ED ♪ ♪ And that's how you get rid of DJ D-Wrek ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, yo, that was cute. That was hot, but we about to get even hotter up in here, we gonna turn it up, 'cause Team Revolution is ready. Y'all ready? (audience applauding) I need some suggestions though. I need an occupation, scream it out. (audience yelling) I heard plastic surgeon, I like that, plastic surgeon. All right, now give me a name. (audience yelling) I heard Peanut, I like that, Peanut. Let's go. (audience applauding) - Team Revolution, wild out. ♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪ ♪ A plastic surgeon named Peanut was on this show ♪ ♪ I'ma go to him to get some bigger tits ♪ ♪ 'Cause I heard Con went to get a bigger (beep) ♪ ♪ A bigger (beep) 'cause he was in the zone ♪ ♪ He gave my girl new silicone ♪ ♪ Silicone, now that's a fact ♪ ♪ He took my flat ass, made it fat ♪ ♪ He made it fat, now you can twerk ♪ ♪ Go get your money back, 'cause it didn't work ♪ ♪ That to this, and this to that ♪ ♪ I transferred the money, he transferred the fat ♪ ♪ He was getting laid as a plastic surgeon ♪ ♪ But I can't relate 'cause I'm still a virgin ♪ ♪ Still a virgin, but I am not ♪ ♪ I want big tits to be a thot ♪ ♪ To be a thot, well that is fine ♪ ♪ Peanut cut my titties and give her mine ♪ ♪ Peanut got titties, pass them around ♪ ♪ But this is the way we sound ♪ ♪ I think I need more money ♪ ♪ I should (beep) Peanut, it would've been free ♪ ♪ Would've been free, that's a fact ♪ ♪ He gave my girl that front and back ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing me that's left is real ♪ ♪ I'm so fake, I cannot feel ♪ ♪ You cannot feel, and that is true ♪ ♪ This is the doctor Rip Michaels went to ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Team Evolution, step up, we gotta deliberate, we gotta see who had the hottest fire cypher. We gonna bring a hot goddess to the stage. Y'all make some noise for Jasmine one time. (audience applauding) - All right, you guys, let's hear it for Evolution. (audience applauding) All right, all right, now let's hear it for Revolution. (audience applauding) I definitely gotta give it to Revolution! (audience applauding) - Revolution! That's how we do, but we got a lot more game to play. Turn the lights up, everybody on the feet, DJ D-Wrek, take us out. ♪ Wild'N ♪ ♪ Wild'N ♪ - We making it happen, we back and it's black on black, them black bottles from Ricky Rose, the team captain of Evolution over there. - The biggest boss in here, baby. - Yeah, we know it. Now we know how smart he is, not only does he have Maybach Music, not only is he an entrepreneur and owns several restaurants. - Very delicious food. - Everything that he does, we see that he is highly intelligent. - [DJ D-Wrek] Intelligent, he's smart. - So we might as well play, Are You Smarter Than A Rapper? (audience applauding) You know what it is, each team member's gonna get the opportunity to step up to the podium inside the class, and ask whatever they wanna ask, a trivia question, science, mathematics, and if we get it right, we get a bell, (bell dings) if we get it wrong, get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) Team with the most bells wins the game. We adding them up, you ready? - I'm ready, are y'all ready? (audience applauding) - All right, I'm gonna beam myself into the virtual box. (audience applauding) - Okay, we gonna start this thing off with Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - I got this, I got this. Hi, Nick. - Hey. - I have a math question for you. If Beyonce has 28 Grammys, Jay-Z has 23 Grammys, Cardi B has one Grammy, if you add all those up and multiply them against the number of Grammys that Nicki Minaj has, how many Grammys are there? - You said multiply them by the- - The Grammys that Nicki Minaj has. - Unfortunately, she doesn't have any, and when you multiply something by zero, don't you get zero? - Oh, you smart, you smart, all right, Nick, good job. (audience applauding) - Y'all need to give Nicki Minaj a damn Grammy. (audience applauding) Greatest female rapper to ever do it, shouts out to the Barb. (audience applauding) - I'm not a star, somebody lied, I spent a milli on a car. Mr. Maybach, what up? I ain't gonna hold you for too long, I just got a quick little math question for you, so check this out. You got six houses and DJ Khaled got six houses, how many houses would you need to have more houses than DJ Khaled? (audience laughing) - Another one. (audience laughing) - That Wing Stop got you smart, boy. That is correct. (audience applauding) - Man, you a world traveler, bro. You be all over the place, you know what I'm saying? I know you been to Chile, you know what I'm saying? I seen you had some pictures when you went to Turkey. Turkey looked real good, especially when you add a little salt, oregano, you know, some cheese on it. I kind of feel like a country right now myself. What country am I right now? - What country are you right now? - What country right now? There's a lot of them. - Country as hell, I don't know. - I'm Hungary, Nick. - Oh, damn! (audience laughing) - [Big Mack] Hungary. - [Nick] That's hilarious. (audience applauding) - I consider this a huge honor to be able to say to you, oh! Your first Wing Stop was in Memphis, Tennessee. What's the name of the starting point guard that plays for the Memphis Grizzlies? - I know the answer, I know the answer. I'm just not gonna say it here. (audience laughing) - Ja Morant, he got it, everybody, Ja Morant. (audience applauding) - The boss can't get it wrong, he the boss. (audience applauding) All right, it's clearly obvious. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Rick Ross and the Evolution wins that one, make some noise for them. (audience applauding) Team Revolution, wild out. - Hey Morray, what's popping? All right, everything good? That's what's up. Now I know you're originally from Fayetteville, North Carolina, so I need you to tell me what comedian and "Wild'N Out" alumni from your hometown made his debut on "Def Comedy Jam" in 1996? - Oh, what? I know it ain't DJ Chrome Dome, 'cause he ain't even funny. (audience laughing) DC too young for that. Affion Crockett? - You smart, you're damn right, Morray, you're correct. (audience applauding) - [Nick] That boy watch this show. Let's go Swag! - Hello, Mr. Nicholas. How are you doing? - I'm well, Mr. Swag, how are you? - All right, today we're gonna be learning about buckleology, okay? (audience laughing) So if belts buckle and knees buckle, what "Wild'N Out" game makes both of these buckle? (audience laughing) You don't know, do you? - I don't know, Mr. Swag. (buzzer buzzes) - That's what I'm talking about, I just outsmarted you. It's Big 'Ol Booty. See, before you hit it, you unbuckle your pants, and then when you finish, your knees buckle doing the dance. (audience laughing) - I am now a student of buckleology. (audience applauding) - All right. Hello, yeah, Mom, I'm at work. Nah, "Wild'N Out." Yeah, Nick apologized, we back. (audience applauding) Okay, Mama, I'ma call you back. I got a math question for you now, there's a famous philosopher by the name of Karlous Miller that once said, "Black men don't cheat." And that's facts. (audience applauding) That's facts, that's facts. If the year is 2021, right, and Childish Gambino plans to stay with his girl until the year 3005, how many faithful years of commitment is he pledging? - Not a damn one. Don't lie, don't lie. That's a long time. You (beep) something. - He's definitely (beep) something, you got that right. (audience applauding) - You think I won't ask him? I'll ask him. - Ask that (beep) then. - All right, 'cause it's been on my chest. What's up, Nick? - What's happening? - Like a couple years ago, you had went on this podcast and they asked you who was your least favorite "Wild'N Out" cast members, you said my name five times. Shortly after that, I was released. (audience laughing) They told me that they was going in another direction, and tried to shoot the show right down the street from my house. So when they fired me off the show, they fired me off the tour, and then you went on that boring ass podcast and got us fired again. (audience laughing) So my question to you, is how much money do you think you have cost me by getting me fired repeatedly. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Man, you know what- - The number. - It's invaluable, man, I'ma just be honest with you, man. I owe you so much, I love you, my brother, I owe you. (audience applauding) From the heart. (buzzer buzzes) - You buzzing that (beep)? (audience laughing) - I still love him. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) We love you, Karlous, we just not gonna pay you. (audience laughing) All right, D-Wrek, I mean, who's smarter, me or Morray? - I gotta say Morray and Evolution took that one. Make some noise for them, y'all. - [Nick] That's a smart young man right there. (audience applauding) - All right, y'all, Team Evolution, wild out. - Why y'all keep making me play this game, are you smarter then a rapper? He ain't even smart enough to stop rapping. (audience laughing) What's up, Nick? - What up, Los? - This game is called, Are You Smarter Than A Rapper. We joke about your music all the time, but you're a very successful CEO over an incredible music group. - Facts, facts, facts. - So successful that you were able to extend some of that success to some of your cast members, like Justina Valetina, Hitman Holla, Conceited, Charlie Clips. So my question to you today is, out of all these rappers that you have signed to your incredible music group, which one have you made the least amount of money off of? (audience laughing) - I'm not scared of this question. I would say Conceited, 'cause he the smallest. (audience laughing) - He is absolutely correct, 'cause I had asked Hitman who... Whatever. (audience applauding) - So check this out, man, I'ma do a little quick math question. So if somebody sent you like 3,500 on your CashApp and you decided to go to the club and buy some bottles with that little pocket change, if each bottle costs $500, how many bottles are you buying? - Well, first of all, I'm buying seven bottles, and I'ma buy three bottles of 1942, and I'ma get like three more bottles of the Casamigos Blanco and so it's gonna be lit. (audience applauding) - Absolutely correct. Those seven bottles will make that little booty shake, girl, do your thing. (audience applauding) - All right, so Cardi B stated in her song, that she wants you to hit that little dangly thing in the back of her throat. Now in anatomy terms, what is the name of that little dangly thing in the back of her throat? - See now, we would think that was the tonsils, but the tonsils are actually on the side. The dangly thing is called... I don't know. - The answer is uvula, give him a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) (audience applauding) - Can I call you Miss Leray? - Yes, you can. - Yeah, okay. All right, Miss Leray, I got a little zoology question for you. What's the name for the color variety of carp fish often kept on the display in an outdoor pond? - A koi fish, period. The only fish, a koi fish is the only fish in the sea. (audience applauding) - You smart, girl. I love when they smart and cute. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, DJ D-Wrek, clearly Koi is highly intelligent. Who's smarter, her or I? - I gotta say Koi Leray is smarter than Nick Cannon, so give it up for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) Team Revolution, wild out. - Mr. Gold, I can call you that, correct? Now this is an easy question, 'cause you're all about gold, it's all in your name. How many Ks as in karats are required to define a piece of gold pure? - I can't get this one wrong, if I get this one wrong, I'ma have to change my whole name. So I would go with 24. - That is correct. So this chain ain't real? - Man, you know that ain't real, get back over here. Wait 'til you see that watch. - But Nick gave me this chain. (audience applauding) - Settle down, class, we have a new student, Nicholas Cannon. He's gonna be joining us in our bodyology class today. (audience laughing) - What? - Bodyology class. Bodyology, yes. - Got you. - Let me use DC as an example. (audience laughing) Nick, why does your feet smell and your nose run? (audience laughing) - This is a bodyology question? - Yes, it's a bodyology question. Do you not know the answer, Nick? - I don't know what the hell bodyology is. - It's bodyology. (audience laughing) Don't know the answer? - No, Mr. Swag, can you tell me the answer? - Okay, so nose rhyme with toes, right? - Right. - That's why your feet got a nose, your nose is unique, and when your feet stink, it starts to run. (audience laughing) - You know you're not making no sense right now, don't you? - No, I am making... It's a whole lot of sense. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - So look, I know you getting money now, you on the charts, so you got your paper up, so let's talk Crypto. (audience applauding) If Cardi B buys a BitCoin for $50,000 in the morning, and it's worth dropped to 47,500 by the end of the day, what percentage did BitCoin fall? - That's a drop of $2,500. Which is, if you do 2,500 divided by 50,000, cancel out the zeros. Two zeros on both, so now it's 25 divided by, what 500? - He got a system. - 25 times two is 50 times 10, so one 20th- - Man, (beep) smart for real? - 5%, it dropped 5%? - That's that new math. (audience applauding) That is correct. - I was worried about that one. (audience applauding) - Nick, what's happening, what it do? Real quick man, I know you good with numbers, man, so I got a real quick math question for you real quick, you ready? - Ready. - All right, so if you take the money that you make from this show and subtract the money that I make from this show, how much money would I not have? (audience laughing) - All right, so take the money I make- - So we take the money that you make from this show, and subtract the money that I make from this show. (audience laughing) - A whole lot. - Yeah, I'll take that one, your dirty bastard. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, D-Wrek, man, this is a tough one. Who's smarter, me or 24KGoldn? - I gotta say 24KGoldn is smarter than Nick Cannon, so Team Evolution wins. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - That's a young 20 year old genius right there. It worked. - Okay, Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - DDG, (speaking Spanish) and welcome to drug convention. I'm sorry, drug prevention, I'm so sorry. How many grams of sugar are in 1,000 kilos? - Sugar, we talking about sugar. 1,000 kilos, a kilo equals 1,000. - Right. - Add all the zeros, which equals six zeros, put the one in front, a million. - Dammit, that's right. (audience applauding) - What's up, Nick? - What's happening? - Let's say you hire 20 "Wild'N Out" girls per season. - Okay. - So if 20 "Wild'N Out" goddesses have curved Emmanuel Hudson this season and this has been happening to him for the entire 12 seasons he's been on "Wild'N Out," how many "Wild'N Out" girls total have curved Emmanuel Hudson? - All right, so 12 seasons? - 12 seasons. - And how many times he tried to holler? - No, not how many times he tried to holler, that's multiple. (audience laughing) Your hired 20 women per season- - Oh, so you wanna know how many girls, okay. - How many girls total. - Okay, so he got curved by 240 girls. - Correct, 240 Black beautiful queens have told Eman, ew, get away from me. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - Okay, DDG, the name sounds like an STD, you better get this one right. Rolexes don't stop like stop watches, but if a broken clock is right two times a day, how many times a day is it wrong? That answer is the hell wrong, the real answer is 1,438 times. - What? - He stupider than Nick. (audience applauding) - Hello, Nicholas. - Young Swag. - First off, I just wanna say, I actually hate your music, it is actually garbage, so how many gold chains you gotta buy the Chain Gang and... I was just saying... (audience applauding) I was just saying, I don't mess with his music. Stop! Put me down. (bell dinging) - I told y'all we wasn't playing this season, the Chain Gang answers my light work all the time, but yo, this has been a hell of a game, DJ D-Wrek, who's smarter, me or DDG? - Absolutely Nick Cannon and the Revolution took that one. Make some noise for Nick Cannon. - DDG, you got something to say about that? - Man, it ain't no way that you're smarter than me, Nick. I ain't got no baby mamas, you do. (audience laughing) - Yet. You still new to the game. Yet. When I was your age, I ain't had none either. - Team Evolution, you guys are up first, wild out. (audience applauding) - Settle class, settle class. Okay, now this question is a tough one. So get ready. Billy went to the store and bought 17 apples, he then split those 17 apples with six of his friends. He gave three to Sara, four to Tim, and split the other four with his younger siblings. Now how much do you think I hate DJ D-Wrek? (audience laughing) - Infinity times pie. - It's actually more than that, thank you. (buzzer buzzes) (audience applauding) - Mr. Choppa, I have a mathematic question for you. If Lil Bow Wow leaves on a plane going 700 miles per hour from Atlanta to LA, how long will it be before he lands and lies about flying private? (audience laughing) - Look, you see it's 700 miles per hour, hold on, math wasn't my strong suit. - Apparently English wasn't your strong suit either. (audience laughing) - I'ma go with three hours. - Congratulations, Mr. Choppa, you have graduated, good job. (audience applauding) - 'Sup, Nick? - What up? - Man, I wanna help you figure out why people don't like your music, you know what I mean? I like it, I like it. I mean, my favorite thing you ever made was white people party music, I don't know why- - That (beep) lit. - So Nick? - Yes. - Mathematically speaking, right, if your music is on a downward sloping trend, right, what you wanna do is subtract all of the haters that left you but are now coming back towards you, right? The haters, the fakes, right? What you want to do is set up an integer variable system here that's gonna create a double parable unit on the X asis, right? And that will then transfer to a positive, negative ion slope on the Y axis, and then if you look at the graph, why do you think people don't like your music? - Well, if we see what it says right there, that's the ass whooping you gonna get from the Chain Gang. It's gonna be a bad one. - That's correct. I would like be your friend. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Let's go, Revolution. - Ask a hard question. - Mr. Choppa, you're not legal enough to drink, but if Hennessy costs $10 a shot, and at the club the bottle of Hennessy costs $1,200 how many shots are in that bottle of Hennessy? - Okay, how many shots. I know that 12 times 10 equals 120. 'Cause how I do the 10s when I do multiples of 10, I just get the number then you add a zero at the end. - Oh, (beep). - You know what I'm saying, so 12 times 10 is 120, so 120 times 10 should be 1,200. - Correct, goddamn it. - I told you, that's that new math. It took him a while to get there, but he got it. - He got me when he moved the zero. - DJ D-Wrek, who's smarter, me or NLE Choppa? - Okay, it was kind of close, but I gotta say NLE Choppa is smarter than Nick Cannon, so make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. All right, Team Revolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Okay, so play close attention, this is about my ex, so don't do him. If Drake shows up to the same club you're in and pops seven bottles of champagne, 'cause (beep) got money at 15K a bottle, then leaves with your girl, how much did it cost for him to leave with your girl? - All this (beep) math. It really didn't cost nothing, 'cause he didn't drink to be honest, so he could've just walked in and not popped the (beep) and then took the (beep), but you know what I'm saying. But since you want (beep) do some math, he popped seven bottles, $105,000, right? - He got it right. (audience applauding) - Settle down, class, settle down, class. Mr. Wild'N Out himself, how are you? - I'm good, Eman. - I heard you graduated from Howard, is that correct? - Facts, HU, you know! (audience applauding) - I have one question for you and it is a SAT question, are you ready? - Ready, let's do it. If Big Mack ate three Big Macks after ordering four Big Macks off his big Mack in the back of a big Mack tugging a Big Mack, how much Macks could a Big Mack Mack if a Big Mack could Mack Macks? - One big ass Mack - [Eman] That is incorrect. - What's the answer? - You're one Mack off, but nice try. Thank you, Mr. Wild'N Out. (audience applauding) - Okay, Mr. Freddie Gibbs. In the song by Drake and Lil Durk, "Laugh Now Cry Later," Lil Durk says, and I quote, "Take Drake to hood, "surround Drake around Drakes." That bar is an example of what, A, a synonym, B, a homonym, C, antonym, or D, Momonym? - I think that's gonna be a homonym, 'cause they rhyme but they don't mean (beep), my kindergarten teacher told this (beep) a long time ago, I forgot why it is, but I think it's a homonym. - That is correct, you got it, man. (audience applauding) - Revolution sucks. Okay, what's up, Nick? We're doing a little hip-hop history, 'cause we got Freddie in the house. So I'm looking for the name of Biggie Smalls' first single and I'm gonna give you a hint, 'cause I love you. It's how people describe my ass when I do this. (audience laughing) - Keep doing that. Keep doing it, I'm thinking, keep going. Keep going. "Juicy." (bell dinging) (audience applauding) Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - Freddie Gibbs is smarter, so I gotta give it to Team Evolution, make some noise for Team Evolution. (audience applauding) Team Evolution, let's go. - Hey man, before we get started, man, you should come out with your own skinny jean line and call them 42 snugs. Maybe get your own coffee cup line and call them 42 mugs. Y'all went over to B. Simone house and seen 42 bugs. But enough about that. Keep it real simple, got a great vocabulary question for you so you know, you good with the words, so you should understand. - All right, let's go. - If you were to dig in the past tense, what word would you use to describe what you did? - 42 dug. - 42 dug, I like that. That is correct. (audience applauding) - Silence! Now Nick Cannon, what up, fool fool? - What's up, fool? - What up, gang violence? Now this rapper whose real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn... Boy, that's an ugly ass name. He has one more baby mama than you, but one of his baby mothers does have a real talent, oh! What is this rapper's name? - Wait, what was his name again? - (beep) Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. (laughs) (audience laughing) - Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn? - Yeah, that (beep) name Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. (DJ D-Wrek laughs) - Is it Future? - [DC] Huh? - Future? - His name Nayvadius. (audience laughing) - That's Future's real name? - You correct. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, DJ D-Wrek, 42 Dugg or myself, who's smarter? - Nick is smarter than 42 Dugg, so I gotta give it to Team Revolution, y'all. Make some noise for them. (audience applauding) All right, y'all, Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Hello, I'm Amber, your substitute teacher, but you can call me Miss Diamond if you're nasty, all right? I have a geography question for you. New York City is known as the big apple to some, but what is the capital of New York State? - The capital of New York State? That's Albany, upstate. - I mean, duh, yeah, you got it. (audience applauding) - Yeah, I'm about to say, I thought I grew, but JJ, come here. My (beep), my (beep). All right, can you see me well, Nick? (audience laughing) All right, so statistically speaking, right? For every beautiful woman, there's 25 Eman Hudson looking females in the world, right? So if we got eight beautiful women in this "Wild'N Out" crowd, right, how many Eman Hudson looking females is in the "Wild'N Out" crowd right now? And don't lie, Nick, they listening. - I mean, first of all, I don't know if you seen all the women in Planet Wild'N Out, but they are all beautiful. (audience applauding) - That ain't what I asked you. For every beautiful one, there's 25 Eman Hudson looking ones, so no. - That's on Planet Earth, we on Planet Wild'N Out, everybody beautiful here. (audience applauding) - No, the correct answer would be, it's 200 Eman looking women in the building, so that means you was wrong and your math ain't (beep). (buzzer buzzes) - All women are beautiful. (audience applauding) - DeRay, my interpreter real quick, 'cause this (beep) little as hell. So this part right here, what it say? - That's a word. - Okay, what it say? New York. - Has raised. - Has raised. - A lot. - A lot. - Of hip-hop artists. - Of hip-hop artists. - The birthplace of hip-hop. - The birthplace of hip-hop, also. - What legendary rap group. - What legendary rap group. - Consisting of nine members. - Consisting of nine members. - [Both] Comes from New York. - Your hometown? - Your hometown? (audience applauding) - Wu Tang Clan, man. - Now you gotta go through something to get something, baby. (audience applauding) - Let's go! Nicholas Alowishus Alize Cannon, quite question. - Yo, you really got people calling me that on the streets, they really think that's my middle name, my middle name is Scott. - It's not Alowishus? - No. - It's not Alize? - No. - This card is wrong. All right, it's obvious the only thing you've ever pulled out of was a parking lot. (audience laughing) But my question to you, Nick, is what year was the pull out couch invented? (audience laughing) - I hate you, I hate you, Rip Michaels, I really hate you. You've gone too far. But I'ma show you, I'm knowledgeable. I believe it was 1931 was the year was the year that the pull out couch was created. - Wow, that is actually correct, Nick Cannon. (audience applauding) - I know about pulling out. - And now for extra credit, Nick. What year will you start pulling out? (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, who's smarter, me or CJ? - CJ's smarter than Nick, so Team Evolution wins, make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - Hey, boss. So I got a rap question for you. I know you said you used to rap. That's a whole other conversation. But this is a rap question, okay? This rap group formerly wore T-shirts that were longer than slavery and compared women's assets to sticky candy, but like real candy, not like me. (audience laughing) Need a hint? - D4L, Fabo. (audience applauding) - Come on. - There it is. (audience applauding) - Bust it, bust it, bust it, bust it, bust it. That is one of the most prolific lyrical performances of all time. But let's go ahead and get to the question. All right, Miss Erica Banks. You refer to yourself as the flow queen on Instagram, correct? - Yes. - Okay, well since you the flow queen, you should know this, what classic "Wild'N Out" game requires team members to rap to a "Wild'N Out" girl about their profession? - Damn, no, damn, I know this. Damn. Y'all got jobs? I didn't know y'all had jobs. - Well, we didn't there for a minute, Miss Banks, but that is not for you to bust open, what is wrong with you? (audience laughing) Look, we can't accept that, I'm sorry, so you gotta tell me the answer to get it right. - Wait, Flow Job. See there, okay. (audience applauding) - All right, you got it, you got it. (audience applauding) - Silence, my minions. Now people are always talking about how bad your damn music is, Nick. - Yours too. - No, no, no, don't say about mine, when we're talking about yours. But you know, I do love listening to your music when I have trouble sleeping, so it works. I go straight the (beep) to sleep, I ain't gonna lie. (audience laughing) Now they also say that you have something in common with a fellow rapper, all right, that was from Staten Island, and he also never liked to use condoms as well. Who is that rapper? - So you telling me there's a rapper from Staten Island that's famous for having a lot of kids? - I mean, he just like hitting it raw, you know what I'm saying, everybody likes to do a little raw back, take a little cherry off every know and then, man. - So okay, I think I know who you talking about now. He's actually from Brooklyn, his cousins are from Staten Island, the Wu Tang Clan. - Oh, for real? I'm just reading what the cards say, Nick. (audience laughing) - But he's from Brooklyn, and his name is the Ol' Dirty Bastard. (audience applauding) Rest in peace. - Hey, Erica, I loved your bust it challenge, I actually did one, it got a lot of views, everyone told me my ass looked amazing. But enough about me, if there are 23 women working at the Desoto Texas Prison and seven of them got fired for posting the bust it challenge from an empty cell, how many women are left to work at the prison? - 16. - Simple, looks like that Texas A&M education is paying off. - Yes, it is, yes, it is. (audience applauding) - What's up, Nicholas? - What's popping? - The colors this year are pink and green. And we got all these new weird ass cast members. What did you do to get this show back? - You got me playing Plead The Fifth. I ain't do nothing, I stood my ground. - I don't believe that (beep). - Is that answer right or wrong? - It's wrong. (buzzer buzzes) - How he know? (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) Yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, there was some interesting questions. - [DJ D-Wrek] Very interesting. - How did you determine who was smarter, is it me or is it Erica Banks? - Erica Banks and Team Evolution win that one. Make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) Wild out. (audience applauding) - Yo, what's up, OG, what's up with you? So check this out, man. I see you in a super group called Mount Westmore. That's what's up. So since we on that topic, can you name me the four presidents that's on Mount Rushmore? Talk to me. - I would take a wild guess and go, Lincoln and Washington for sure. - Okay, okay, that's two of the white men up there, keep going. (audience laughing) - I'm gonna take a third little wilder guess and go Jefferson. - Oh, he kind of good at this, okay. One more. - And then the last one is gonna be a real guess, I'm just gonna throw a name out there like Madison, I don't know. (buzzer buzzes) - It was so close, man, it was Roosevelt, but you did better than me, 'cause I would've said Benjamin Franklin and he ain't even no president, good shoot. (audience applauding) - Hey! What's up, Nick? - What's up, Maddy? - Everyone here has been begging me for my chicken recipe. I'm gonna tell you a story about my chicken and you have to tell me what ingredients I used based on this little story, okay, there's hints throughout. So last night, Hitman invited me over. And what a man. He said, "How do you make chicken?" I said, "None of your business." I opened my oven and said, "Push it real good." And after we ate, I said, "Let's talk about sex," and he said, "After the chicken, I'll pass." (audience laughing) - You just referenced about three different songs from one of the dopest female rap groups ever to exist, Salt 'N Pepa. - That's all I use, yeah. You guys want it, you got it. (audience applauding) - Too $hort, what's up? Now listen, I need you to name the group that pioneered the genre called gangster rap, but now I'm gonna give you a hint, they are also known as the world's most dangerous rap group. - That would be the (beep) Wit Attitudes. - And you a (beep) that's smart, you got it, good job, Too $hort. (audience applauding) - Nicholas Cannon, I heard a little while ago that you a musician, is that correct? - I might do a little something. - So here's a musical question for you. Every major scale has seven modes, can you name at least four of them? - The first mode would be Ionian, second mode would be Dorian. - Who named this (beep)? - Third mode would be Phrygian. - Oh! - Fourth mode would be Lydian. Now you only wanted four, but I'll go ahead and give you an extra, the fifth one would be Mixolydian, which is one of my son's middle name 'cause he's my fifth kid. - Damn, I thought I was gonna trick him, but you got it. - Thanks, thank you. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) DJ D-Wrek, yo man, who was smarter me or Too $hort? - Yo, I gotta give that to Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise for Nick and the Revolution, y'all for winning this one. (audience applauding) - Hey yo, $hort, man, what happened, dog? - I'm really glad I didn't smoke no weed, man, 'cause y'all putting the brain to work. Let's go. - Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Settle class, we have a long day today. Welcome to science studies mathematics reading class 101. Okay, now as you can see I have this globe here, Mr. Nicholas Cannon, how are you, buddy? - Good, I'm good, how are you? - This question should be very easy for you, the width of the earth is approximately 12.742 million meters. There is only one other sphere that is greater than or equal to the size of the earth. Is that sphere A, Mars, B, Jupiter, C, Saturn, or DJ D-Wrek's head? (audience laughing) - You know what, that's a tough one, I'm gonna have to go with DJ D-Wrek's head. - And you are correct, Mr. Nicholas Cannon. Thank you. (audience applauding) - How you doing, Mr. Hotboii? Terry Crews, the guy who stole Nick Cannon's last job, is now the host of "America's Got Talent," he accepted a role to act like a convict that loves Tupac in which movie? - "Friday After Next?" - Damn, that's correct. That is correct. I tried to get him. (audience applauding) - That's my friend, Maddy. (audience laughing) Hey Nick, I know you wasn't taught this in school, so this might sound like a foreign language to you, but bare with me. Now if a box of Magnums costs five dollars, and three come in a pack, how many kids will one box prevent you from having? (audience laughing) - None. (audience laughing) - That is correct. (audience applauding) - Yeah. - There's two Maddys. - Okay, all right, Hotboii, hello, what's up? This question says, Tee Grizzley is from Detroit and is named after a species of bear, what bear is extinct in California? - A grizzly bear. - A grizzly bear is correct, Hotboii. (audience applauding) - Y'all giving him all the easy questions. (audience applauding) - Nicholas, welcome to geography, Nick. - Thank you, Mr. Clips. - As you know there has been many explorers of the world, a few of them think that the world, which we call Earth is flat and some think that Earth is round, right? - Right. - So I put a special globe that I want you to take a look at and after looking at this globe I want you to tell me what you think the earth is, whether it's round or flat, okay? - Okay. - Okay, cool. Justina. (audience laughing) Bend over, please. (audience applauding) Take a look at this globe, after closely examining this globe, what do you think the earth is? - Flat. (laughs) - Thank you. (buzzer buzzes) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Yo D-Wrek, man, who was smarter me or Hotboii? - I gotta say Nick and the Revolution are smarter than a rapper, so make some noise for Nick and the Revolution. Team Evolution, wild out. (audience applauding) - Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th "Wild'N Out" spelling bee, right, where in this game we use cast members as a letter to complete a word, okay? So the first word I have for you is Mississippi, right? Okay, cool, so I'm gonna give you some letters. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P, stop! Now out of everybody on the cast, which cast members will you use to fill in the last letter of Mississippi? - Jack. - And why is that? - 'Cause I only need one I. (audience laughing) - [Big Mack] Thank you for playing. (audience applauding) - Is everybody good? Good, y'all don't need no gas in class, don't worry about it. All right, what's up Miss Trina? Okay, so in this text book, you know what I'm saying, it shows that you refer to yourself as the baddest bitch. What is the world's fastest dog, AKA the fastest bitch? - Well, if I'm the baddest bitch, a greyhound? - Oh man, I wasn't gonna tell you, you was right, but you're so fine, but yeah, you right. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) - Hey Nick, how you doing? - DeRay, what's popping? - I'm the Chicago Gangster Disciples Who Graduated Coalition. (audience laughing) My question's real simple, Craig from "Friday" was famously fired on his day off, name the other Black man that was famously fired on his day off. - Me. (audience laughing) Nick Cannon. - You're correct. You're correct, man. - I wasn't fired. - You were kind of fired. - Temporarily laid off. (audience applauding) - Bitch, I almost twisted my ankle trying to dress like you. (audience laughing) Say that you have 30 ninjas, okay, they're fighting each other, 15 on one side, 15 on the other side. 10 ninjas take out 10 ninjas, five ninjas take out five more ninjas, at the end of the fight, how many ninjas is left? Don't ask Trick. - Nan ninja. (audience applauding) - Hey yo, Nick. - I'm up here. - How you doing... Wait, where you at? - Up here. - Oh, (beep). (audience laughing) Hey, Nick! - What up? - I mean, you got some of the baddest brand new baby mamas ever, you know that, right? - Thank you. - But you done also had some bad refurbished baby mamas too. Which one of the baby mamas you been with is also the capital of Santiago? - Wait, what? (audience laughing) Santiago is in the DR, right? - [Jack] Yes, he not gonna get it. Taking too long. (buzzer buzzes) - All right, that's done. - What was the question? - It's Chili. It was Chili. - I ain't get Chili pregnant. (audience laughing) - No, she's a baby mama. I said she was a refurbished baby mama. - You said which one of your baby mamas. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, D-Wrek, yo, who's smarter me or Trina? - Trina is smarter than Nick, so I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - Hey, well, I bow down to the queen, it's all good. We got a lot more game to play. DJ D-Wrek, take us out. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Don't let them gas you up ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'ma go full throttle ♪ ♪ You can win the Powerball ♪ ♪ But you could never hit the Lotto ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - I told you, she was talking that talk. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Big Lotto, yo, she tried to snap, y'all ♪ ♪ Big Lotto, don't make me bust my (beep) ♪ ♪ Big Lotto, she about to take this off ♪ ♪ 'Cause I knew Big Lotto ♪ ♪ When she was a little bitty scratch off ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Team Evolution, I'm the man on my team ♪ ♪ Come through as the boss and Nick Cannon my team ♪ ♪ I take his head off, throw it like a Frisbee ♪ ♪ Then I catch it, bring it back ♪ ♪ 'Cause you mother (beep) with me ♪ ♪ I get Hitman ♪ ♪ And then I use Bobb'e as a mother (beep) kickstand ♪ ♪ With the hits, man ♪ ♪ Hits man, blips man, (beep) talking (beep), man ♪ ♪ What you gonna do when we hit you with that, man ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Hold on, wait up ♪ ♪ Girl, I seen you when you first wake up ♪ ♪ So you better be glad they got makeup ♪ ♪ 'Cause without it you look like Eman and Brandon Jacobs ♪ ♪ And you, nice body, I ain't gonna lie, I'm Bobb'e ♪ ♪ But your face, you looking like Godfrey ♪ - Hey Big Mack. Uh huh, ladies, I got us. Hey yo, Mack. ♪ What up, back in the back ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm patting the cat ♪ ♪ If I'm packing the (beep) ♪ ♪ I'ma run up on Mack ♪ ♪ Put it straight to his back ♪ ♪ All my (beep) in black, ski masks, and hoodies on ♪ ♪ Grab them right by the sack ♪ ♪ What y'all gonna do then ♪ ♪ Go and phone a friend ♪ ♪ You'll probably be in my DMs trying to bone again ♪ ♪ Cortez, ET, you better phone home again ♪ ♪ Y'all acting like kids, so y'all all Nickelodeon ♪ ♪ Y'all just illiterate idiots ♪ ♪ Lying about how big you get ♪ ♪ Always (beep) for the internet ♪ ♪ Put you out like a cigarette ♪ ♪ And D-Wrek, I know you're not strong enough ♪ ♪ I seen you (beep) last night ♪ ♪ You belong with us ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - It's hereditary. It's body shaming. - Stop body shaming. I think it's quite obvious. - It's very obvious, there's no doubt Lotto and the ladies of the Evolution won this one. Make some noise, y'all. (audience applauding) - [Nick] Let's get it, y'all. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ What we doing, y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Bank roll, that's what BRS stand for ♪ ♪ Staying drug free, I just closed down the bando ♪ ♪ I got a lot of drip ♪ ♪ And they finding out my closet ♪ ♪ I got cash all in my pocket ♪ ♪ I'm just a walking deposit ♪ ♪ Wildstyle, let's get it ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - That's crazy, he's showing y'all he can rap. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ BRS Cash, your flow go crazy ♪ ♪ I should've took your advice ♪ ♪ And had a bunch of (beep) babies ♪ ♪ Instead of impregnating all the world's ladies ♪ ♪ But you know what, I'ma keep doing it 'til I get about 80 ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Swag, you know I got the drastic spark ♪ ♪ You the last dinosaur for "Jurassic Park" ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Dirty, you know I got to sanitize it ♪ ♪ If you click your heels three times ♪ ♪ You'll be in Kandie's closet ♪ (audience laughing) - [Nick] That candy got nuts in it. ♪ That chocolate got nuts in it ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Look, watch your mouth ♪ ♪ I'm about to let this (beep) off ♪ ♪ Let (beep) fly off stage like Kandie's drawers ♪ ♪ Me, I'ma let the (beep) sing like Diana Ross ♪ ♪ (beep) the whole Team Revolution up ♪ ♪ And the boss ♪ ♪ I heard he got a new house now ♪ ♪ How much his family cost ♪ ♪ I don't know, but slide down the chimney ♪ ♪ And the dog ♪ ♪ And the cat, running against the wall ♪ ♪ Get the hamster off ♪ ♪ What about the little hamster though ♪ ♪ Had to get him, he ran across ♪ ♪ Watch your mouth, boy, 'cause you didn't get close ♪ ♪ Yo, what about Santa Claus ♪ ♪ You did this dis, you talking that (beep) ♪ ♪ I could give a (beep) about a mother (beep) click ♪ ♪ 'Cause I got a gauge, I got a cannon ♪ ♪ Y'all can't stand the whole stage go blamming ♪ ♪ I get crazy, I'm going in ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man. - I gotta say, yo, that was a dope, dope battle. But I gotta say Nick and the Revolution took that one, make some noise for Nick and the Revolution. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, every day I'm hustling ♪ ♪ Guess I get to busting in ♪ ♪ Coming in, yo, I busted in ♪ ♪ What's the grin ♪ ♪ I'ma just tell you, I'ma keep freestyling ♪ ♪ Yeah, Karlous, what you looking at ♪ ♪ Why you not smiling ♪ ♪ You should be here ♪ ♪ (beep), you got talent ♪ ♪ One of the funniest (beep) I know ♪ ♪ No, I'm just wilding ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I said, Nick, come here, let me talk to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause every time I see you I'ma walk with you ♪ ♪ You know that I'm Los and I'm the leader ♪ ♪ When I was in the streets ♪ ♪ You was on Nickelodeon dressed like a cheerleader ♪ - I was. Okay! - Yeah, he was dressed like a cheerleader. ♪ Wig and everything ♪ ♪ Even had the pom-poms ♪ ♪ Now I know why you're so cool with Santwon ♪ (audience exclaims) - Facts, that's my (beep) right here. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Evolution, y'all sinking like quicksand ♪ ♪ Big chance, I'ma go bring in my boy Hitman ♪ ♪ I know this nine will catch a mean body like Selena ♪ ♪ I came hard and make you fly across, Sabrina ♪ ♪ DC, you the baddest bitch, Trina ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Revolution ♪ ♪ Revolution ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Justina, Hitman, the team, well, I'm in it ♪ ♪ Them the shorts you got ♪ ♪ When you found she burnt you at the clinic ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) DJ D-Wrek, you can kiss my ass, old ass dude. (audience laughing) ♪ This is for my girl Jessie ♪ ♪ She's about to be my new bestie in the Tessy ♪ ♪ Pretty Vee so clean that it's filthy ♪ ♪ In like butter and her hair's so silky ♪ ♪ And my girl Justina ♪ ♪ The queen of Wildstyle ♪ ♪ 'Cause her bars are so many ♪ ♪ And you, yes, Amber's so fine ♪ ♪ That thing you did to Cardi's tongue, do that to mine ♪ ♪ I came from the bell, not the buzzer ♪ ♪ Santwon out here wilding out just because ♪ ♪ I came for the bell, not the buzzer ♪ ♪ Santwon out here wilding out just because ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Santwon did a whole compliment battle. He just went around saying nice things to everybody. - That was nice. - But DJ D-Wrek, let us know who won. - Revolution, I know y'all did y'all thing, but I don't care what y'all talking about, I gotta give it to the boss, Rick Ross and the Evolution, make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ All these Mariah jokes are getting old ♪ ♪ But when them people came for your dough ♪ ♪ You hit the high note ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm not a disappointment ♪ ♪ I just smoke joints, kid ♪ ♪ And Fat Joe slang (beep) back in the '80s ♪ ♪ But all I gotta do, I got a whole lot of ladies ♪ ♪ A whole lot of babies, a whole lot of crazy ♪ ♪ And I'ma keep going, I'ma do it today ♪ ♪ It's the Revolution squad, okay ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ You know us, we spit it so fire ♪ ♪ You sit on the car, it turns to a low rider ♪ ♪ Team Evolution came to win ♪ ♪ You so fat, you make Fat Joe look slim ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna front ♪ ♪ Shout out to the cast from "White Men Can't Jump" ♪ ♪ What's up with these "Wild'N Out" lames ♪ ♪ Two boys that wanna play "Wild'N Out" games ♪ ♪ I come with the flow ♪ ♪ Y'all pick up and steal it ♪ ♪ She take you home, but then you pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ Watch your mouth ♪ ♪ You must've go and smoked the last doom ♪ ♪ 40 caliber boom and it'll kick you out the classroom ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Somebody said you tough, boy, that's cap ♪ ♪ You sit down to pee and wipe front to back ♪ ♪ Somebody should've told you not to push me ♪ ♪ You put the capital E in pussy ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Okay, this beef we got between us ♪ ♪ It's time to dead it myself ♪ ♪ Your head is big, but please don't get ahead of yourself ♪ ♪ When I'm done saying this ♪ ♪ I hope we still cool with each other ♪ ♪ Nick was about to give the show to DC ♪ ♪ Before his own brother ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - All right, that's cool and all. Make some sense of it, please. - It was real close, but I gotta give it to Fat Joe and Team Evolution. Make some noise for them, y'all. ♪ Sing it, y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Who the heck picked this little trash little beat ♪ ♪ Who gonna tell Nick his cash looking weak ♪ ♪ You cannot sell records anymore ♪ ♪ You look like a guy broke in the store ♪ - All right, all right. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, all these cats wanna come in here ♪ ♪ And talk about my job ♪ ♪ Yo, you can (beep) on my knob ♪ ♪ Y'all make some noise for the Black Sideshow Bob ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ You better pray to a god, 'cause I'ma be your doom ♪ ♪ You're built like your teach workout classes on Zoom ♪ (audience laughing) - Hey listen, before I start the rap, ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for my comedian Kevin Heart Attack. Looking all wack with your... I ain't got nothing either. ♪ Sike, I lied, you know I hold bars and keep it real though ♪ ♪ This (beep) up here with a gun holster full of (beep) ♪ (audience applauding) - B. Simone, real quick. B. Simone. I don't want them problems. - All right, bet. ♪ B. Simone, you know I'm a microphone killer ♪ ♪ But you up here dressed like... ♪ Damn, that (beep) me up, I'm sorry. You scared me. I thought a (beep) was gonna say something to me and that made me nervous. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey, Justina, they want me to come at your brutally ♪ ♪ Let's flip the script and kill them off with unity ♪ ♪ Unity, cool, then it's gonna be a eulogy ♪ ♪ Battery up in my back, 'cause now you fueling me ♪ ♪ Battery in her back, I got her gassed up ♪ ♪ Gassed up, I'ma go leave all these (beep) gassed up ♪ ♪ Gassed up, I got my D tucked and my strap tucked ♪ ♪ Strap tucked, I'ma tell this team they need to back up ♪ ♪ We on the scene ♪ ♪ We looking mean ♪ ♪ Feeling clean ♪ ♪ They know I'm bad like Mike ♪ ♪ I call her Billie Jean ♪ ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ We go in the chatter ♪ ♪ I'm rolling with my sis, I said Trans Lives Matter ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - I don't even know how you gonna rate... Like, how do you rate that? That was amazing though. That was fire. Justina went last, she had the illest line. - But I probably gotta give it to Team Revolution, because Justina had the hottest bars. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ If I don't win, I'll get my gleezy for the belt ♪ ♪ You know my song, these bullets won't eat they self ♪ (audience applauding) - All right. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Juicy Fruit, yo, here we go ♪ ♪ And if you don't know, now you know ♪ ♪ Yo, she talking about the bullets and shooting Nick ♪ ♪ But you know, got a cannon and I'm stupid with it ♪ ♪ Get the plastic, smash it ♪ ♪ This whole world catastrophe ♪ ♪ Ask Memphis, everybody, they gonna ask for me ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm certified in any other hood ♪ ♪ But I'ma let you live, 'cause you know it's all good ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Jessie, you know that we stuck like glue ♪ ♪ And even after this, you still gonna be my boo ♪ ♪ I got one thing to say, okay, maybe two ♪ ♪ You ain't never in your life made a (beep) say woo ♪ (audience exclaims) - DJ D-Wrek, (speaking foreign language). - That means cut the beat in Haitian. (audience applauding) - Hey yo, Amber, how could you come for me? You know rapping ain't my ministry. Me never making (beep) scream. Hitman, holler at me one time. (audience laughing) - [Nick] Bring the beat back! ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey yo, you was in the lobby drawing ♪ ♪ You got Wyclef dreads, Whoopi Goldberg face ♪ ♪ And then Bobb'e arms ♪ ♪ Hey yo, I'm out here ♪ ♪ You the size of Oscar the Grouch ♪ ♪ That (beep) live right there ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Right there ♪ ♪ Yo, he live right there ♪ ♪ Where he live, where he live ♪ ♪ Right there ♪ ♪ Where he live, where he live ♪ ♪ Right there ♪ ♪ Hitman, with the short jokes, don't start ♪ ♪ Big teeth, boy, your gums got stretch marks ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Real quick, Bobb'e like distant cousins ♪ ♪ Me and bro got history ♪ ♪ We both the same age, but he ain't grow up with me ♪ (audience applauding) - He ain't grow up, 'cause like he short, so he ain't grow up. - DJ D-Wrek? - Yo, this was really close, but I gotta give it to Nick Cannon and Team Revolution. - The Revolution! (audience applauding) ♪ Let me hear y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I can't hear y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ My music top 10 ♪ ♪ And I just got me a cold feature ♪ ♪ DC not getting the verse ♪ ♪ And Nick Cannon, you either ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Having fun on this beat ♪ ♪ I don't like none of the shoes ♪ ♪ That's on any of y'all mother (beep) feet ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - He going crazy. ♪ Yo, he can't get a feature from that (beep) Morray ♪ ♪ DC, what you gotta say ♪ ♪ He think your (beep) is way played ♪ ♪ And I'ma tell you like this ♪ ♪ I'ma juicer ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you need to get in the gym ♪ ♪ Like you used to ♪ (audience exclaims) - Don't let him talk to you, (beep) DC. ♪ Listen, I'm in the kitchen ♪ ♪ Uh huh, use the ketchup ♪ ♪ You already know, now don't get wet up ♪ ♪ Listen, I ain't chicken ♪ ♪ Listen, I ain't mustard ♪ ♪ (beep), I don't wanna do a verse with you ♪ ♪ You fake ass Ruben Studdard ♪ What's wrong with you? (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Hold on, we got them fighting against each other. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Talk to them then ♪ ♪ Whatever you got to say, you can take that back ♪ ♪ 'Cause you got brand new teeth rocking last year's plaque ♪ ♪ Yeah, let's talk about how your girl gonna let me smash ♪ ♪ Let's talk about that song with Tee Grizzley ♪ ♪ And how it is trash ♪ ♪ Let's talk about how you can't go on a mission alone ♪ ♪ Let's talk about how you got three phones ♪ ♪ Ain't none of them on ♪ ♪ Let's talk about how Maddy get kicked out of Village ♪ ♪ Let's talk about if she was a rapper ♪ ♪ She'd be loosely privileged ♪ ♪ Don't get me started ♪ ♪ And the music you thinking about putting out ♪ ♪ Is (beep) garbage ♪ - Cortez, you talking about everything. Wait a minute. Yo, Cortez went crazy. Y'all make some noise for him. - [DJ D-Wrek] He blacked out. - I think it's apparent who won, but DJ D-Wrek, talk to them. - Yo, I gotta give that to Morray and Team Evolution. Make some noise for them. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's get it, get it ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's get it, get it ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Coming after Hitman. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Hitman, I ain't Santwon ♪ ♪ A dude like you, I would pass you ♪ ♪ You don't wanna see me with my mask on ♪ ♪ Trying to act like a lady and this is full warnings ♪ ♪ But I'll take my nails of ♪ ♪ And we can box like four corners ♪ (audience applauding) - She dropped the mic. She done spit all her nails. That's not COVID friendly. (audience laughing) ♪ I got a hotter team ♪ ♪ In check with AKs and Lima beans ♪ ♪ What you expect, you put Kandie in front of Halloween ♪ ♪ I am not a fan ♪ ♪ I turn you into a hologram ♪ ♪ You just a fake ass Juwanna Mann ♪ ♪ I got a sicker ride ♪ ♪ I got the knife named Nina ♪ ♪ The Glock 10, bitch (beep) pick a side ♪ ♪ Please don't make me call up my hitman ♪ ♪ He'll ride on you and won't let down the kickstand ♪ ♪ I'm a big fan, but toe to toe would be the tragedy ♪ ♪ (beep), I'll do you way worse than Cassidy ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Worse than Cassidy, please don't be the baby ♪ ♪ He wanna be a strong one ♪ ♪ He wanna play hoops, but he don't ♪ ♪ You're big enough to be a power forward ♪ ♪ I don't think you understand me ♪ ♪ Look Kandie, you look like a grandpa/granny ♪ ♪ Look like and smell like a goddamn sandy ♪ ♪ What's sandy, I don't know ♪ ♪ A (beep) named Randy ♪ ♪ Randy mixed with Tony and Brandy ♪ ♪ Brandy mixed with Monica, Brandy ♪ ♪ And he gonna catch bars like you Randy ♪ ♪ Randy, Spongebob house, this ain't Sandy ♪ ♪ Mandy, ratchet all, and we creeping through ♪ ♪ It's two (beep) inside you ♪ ♪ (beep), we jumping you ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - [Nick] You got some more Kandie? - Hold on. Clips and Hitman, the way y'all did that, honestly, I can't complain, homie. Y'all (beep) teamed up as if y'all was trying to run a train on me. (audience exclaims) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek. Y'all wanted to play them. - It was already over. - It was a hell of a episode, DJ D-Wrek. - Kandie came and ripped through all of y'all. - No, she didn't. - [DJ D-Wrek] Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I'm rocking 24 karats for 24 hours ♪ ♪ You boys ain't fresh, you need 24 showers ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Who let y'all on set today, for real? ♪ Said we need showers, we must be funky ♪ ♪ Yo, look at my glow, that (beep) real chunky ♪ ♪ All my girls got asses like donkeys ♪ ♪ Hitting everything, mamas, grandmas, and aunties ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I said, oh, it's the hair for me ♪ ♪ You got sticky stuff all around your edges, I see ♪ ♪ You need a new wig, I prefer curls ♪ ♪ 'Cause in the face you look like the Gorilla Glue girl ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ In the face you look like Gorilla Glue girl ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Swag, when you hit the stage ♪ ♪ You never spit tight rhymes ♪ ♪ Looking at you got me like it's already night time ♪ ♪ I can't believe you up a "Wild'N Out" vet ♪ ♪ Why they got you up here dressed like the "Wild'N Out" set ♪ - Okay, Eman. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Hey DC, let me get you, DC. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Now I been in the gym ♪ ♪ And I'm trying to get swole ♪ ♪ I ain't scared of no (beep) with a nose ring ♪ ♪ And a funky ass mole ♪ ♪ Vertebrae animal with several legs ♪ ♪ I mistaked you for a fork ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ You look like a cricket that's on life support ♪ ♪ I see nothing but bones ♪ ♪ I could use your ribs and play them like an ex-ylophone ♪ - A what? An ex-ylophone? What is an ex-ylophone? (buzzer buzzes) - Ex-ylophone. - What is that? - Ex-ylophone. It go do, do, do, do, do, do. - What is an ex-ylophone? (bell dinging) (audience applauding) DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this, man. - I gotta give that one to 24K and the Evolution. Make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I'm so proud of you, Nick ♪ ♪ You been working real hard ♪ ♪ But how you have your own show ♪ ♪ And still lost your job ♪ (audience exclaims) - All right, she talking that (beep). She talking that (beep). ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I don't lose my job, I choose my jobs ♪ ♪ And the whole episode, we like, who's this broad ♪ ♪ You gotta be a fraud with a name like Foushee ♪ ♪ Fool gazey, I care what them fools say ♪ ♪ She must be crazy ♪ ♪ I'm going off the top, Swayzie ♪ ♪ And I'm about to get ghost like I'm Patrick ♪ ♪ Not the one from Spongebob, smash it ♪ ♪ I'm a starfish ♪ ♪ All this beef spitting pointless ♪ ♪ Regardless of the heart that's in them ♪ (Team Revolution exclaiming) - I'm just saying. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Here we go, J Cole, on this show you are a joke ♪ ♪ You're like the real J. Cole if he were broke ♪ ♪ And Pretty Vee, your name, I hate it ♪ ♪ If you were actually pretty, you wouldn't have to say it ♪ ♪ And Justina, I know how you feel ♪ ♪ You're mad at me 'cause my red hair is real ♪ - [Man] She said it. ♪ Look, yo, I'ma kill the beat to the track ♪ ♪ And you the type of white girl ♪ ♪ That swears she got some Black friends ♪ ♪ And when I'm on next, I can't stand Conceited ♪ ♪ With his little Napoleon complex ♪ ♪ And Bobb'e's still trying to blow up ♪ ♪ I bet you still trying to think ♪ ♪ What you wanna be when you grow up ♪ ♪ And Shuler, always look surprised ♪ ♪ I wish my ass could be half as big as your eyes ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (audience applauding) Justina, listen, I'm about to just talk facts. It just look like you got a long back. (audience laughing) I don't know what you call that, but your ass is how Black people like their wings, all flats. - I like it like that too, actually. - And Pretty Vee, here's something that you must learn. - Your box so hairy if you gave birth the baby would get rug burn. (audience laughing) - [Pretty Vee] That's corny. - Hold on, Con, before you go, man. I was sitting back behind my team just cooling. Now you see I'm about to have to turn Conceited into a conclusion. (audience exclaims) Now see, somebody come up here and give this baby a bib. You know, with your type of height, I'm sure all your friendships are short lived. - Oh! - And I'ma be honest with you, when I get to shooting these big shots, you better take cover. You see this captain hat, I been motorboating your mother. (audience exclaims) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - JJ finally woke up. His high wore off and he went crazy. D-Wrek, who won? - It was close, but I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - [Nick] Y'all give it up for the queen Foushee. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ A little louder say ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ It's dope that I can be here to share the stage ♪ ♪ But the real reason I'm here because I'm getting paid ♪ ♪ If you listen close, you can hear them screaming DDG ♪ ♪ If they fire you again, Nick, you can work for me ♪ - Oh, okay. He said I can work for him. ♪ Little boy, you couldn't pay for my food ♪ ♪ Especially with them little checks from YouTube ♪ ♪ DDG, you in the place to be ♪ ♪ That stand for don't do good on nothing you see ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Okay, Jacob, you gonna get a hurting ♪ ♪ The only show you'd be on is "40 Year Old Virgin" ♪ ♪ And Maddy throwing shade ♪ ♪ Well, if you were on "Jersey Shore" ♪ ♪ You'd be what they call a grenade ♪ ♪ And Swag, you know I'm not capping ♪ ♪ Your mouth hot, you got the same breath as a dragon ♪ ♪ DDG hella fly ♪ ♪ But DDG, for you Hitman, just means dirty (beep) guy ♪ (audience exclaims) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (audience applauding) - Hey yo, Bobb'e, watch your temple when it come to me. I'm trying to see where all that anger went. Man, if I put my hands on you, MTV gonna charge me with child endangerment. My mans be dumping. We already know your mans be running. If I punch you, you gonna lay still on the floor and everybody just gonna think Andy coming. (audience exclaims) Nick Cannon, you done pissed me off. I should hang you by your neck on the ceiling since you dressed like a disco ball. (audience laughing) Karlous, I ain't gonna say nothing about you. Shuler, why the (beep) your eyes so... Justina, what that mouth do? (audience exclaims) - Hold on, Hitman, I really thought I was your man though Gs. How the hell you talking with a mouth full of piano keys. (audience laughing) And you, you would not pop off at all. How you dressed like a construction worker, but no girl will let you knock down her walls. (audience exclaims) And you look like a homeless Krayzie Bone, you know it's a dub, you ain't harming me. If you was in that group, it would be called Bone Scrubs in Harmony. (audience applauding) - I got a question, Con. How you up here trying to critique (beep) and you a petite (beep). (audience exclaims) Small hands and feet (beep), car seat when you eat (beep). (audience exclaims) - You wanna be a local rapper so bad, but you up to nothing. Your girl treat my (beep) like your career, 'cause it's up and coming. (audience laughing) So you need to stop with all that chit-chatting. Even your brother Nick laughing. He said even on Christmas, you wouldn't have a gift rapping. (audience exclaims) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - It was an acapella battle. - It was a dope battle, probably one of the dopest I've ever seen, but I gotta give it to Nick Cannon and the Revolution. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Cut the beat. - Already? - Rapped. - Do your thing. - Nick, you're a rapper. I always thought you was a backup, kind of like a chorus. I was gonna go in on you, but I need your advice, since now I'm going through a divorce. (audience laughing) Talking a bunch of (beep), none of it's true. The bottom line is, I wasn't happy, we were just through, drops the mic, going high in the sky. Don't call me, call DC Young Fly. (audience exclaims) Gain some weight, bro, you look like a Kit-Kat. (audience laughing) This is just all filler, because the next rapper will probably be some wack comedian like Karlous Miller. (audience exclaims) - I should say something he don't like. Like how I should (beep) his ex-wife and let her Wildstyle on my mic. (audience exclaims) - Bring the beat back. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Come here, Mack. I love you, but come closer. ♪Mack's only bars are candy ♪ ♪ But here's the kicker ♪ ♪ When Mack sees his friends ♪ ♪ He says, what's up, my Snickers ♪ (audience laughing) And that was Justina, that was funny. - Wait, hold on. - Yo, that (beep) funny. ♪ I'm finally glad that that freestyle ended ♪ ♪ Looking at your face ♪ ♪ You look like Chandler from "Friends" ♪ ♪ This is a Black show, you ain't gonna get with this ♪ ♪ "Wild'N Out" is back, we can get rid of "Ridiculousness" ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Cortez, please don't come for me ♪ ♪ If we was back in school, I would steal your lunch money ♪ ♪ DC, scrawny as hell, put more food on your plate ♪ ♪ You about as skinny as the chances ♪ ♪ Of me going back straight ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - D-Wrek, man, make some sense out of this crazy ass Wildstyle battle. - It was kind of close, but I gotta give it to Gary Owen and Team Evolution, make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go, Loni ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go, Loni ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ What you got ♪ ♪ Nick, we not the same ♪ ♪ I'm wine, you're Henny ♪ ♪ You want the chain, but I got an Emmy ♪ - Oh, she do got an Emmy, I don't have one of those. That's serious, she talking that talk. All right. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, the white man's award, I don't really need that ♪ ♪ Emmys, GRAMMYs, Oscars, nah, y'all can keep that ♪ ♪ Chain Gang, that's where I keep my heat at ♪ ♪ As long as my people with me, that's the achievement ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Talk your (beep). ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey y'all, it's your body Kandie ♪ ♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪ ♪ Nick said wild out, so guess what I'ma do ♪ ♪ Hey yo, DeRay, honestly, why you still here ♪ ♪ Are you experiencing a slow patch in your career ♪ ♪ Justina, is "Wild'N Out" your only gig ♪ ♪ You look like a Vienna sausage with a red wig ♪ ♪ Ladies get BBLs and say new body, who this ♪ ♪ New body, who Rip ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Rip been in the gym getting buff as (beep) ♪ ♪ Boy, stop it ♪ ♪ You can tell everybody in the crowd ♪ ♪ You went and got a tummy tuck ♪ ♪ Boy, I'm from Kentucky ♪ ♪ So I'll make you keep your money tucked ♪ ♪ We was in the group chat like what's up with bro ♪ ♪ He (beep) up ♪ ♪ You out here looking real suspect ♪ ♪ You went from having no neck to a buff neck ♪ ♪ And hey, Eman, you don't say a lot ♪ ♪ But boy, you built just like a tater tot ♪ ♪ And that nose is as wide as a cable box ♪ ♪ Make me stop, 'cause I want it all ♪ ♪ Y'all already know that I want it all ♪ ♪ And came to (beep) wanna ball ♪ (audience applauding) - That's what I'm talking about. Y'all don't wanna mess with the Revolution! (bell dinging) Y'all don't wanna (beep) with the Revolution. (audience applauding) Everybody who went on our team bodied y'all. So D-Wrek, let them know. - Nick Cannon and the Revolution took that one, make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Grew up watching "Wild'N Out" ♪ ♪ But now they got me on it ♪ ♪ I ain't come here to play ♪ ♪ I came to body my opponent ♪ ♪ I ain't leave a crime scene ♪ ♪ And I never leave evidence of bodying Revolution ♪ ♪ Ls, we ain't taking it ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ He said, Ls, we ain't taking it ♪ ♪ Like Harlem, I be shaking (beep) ♪ ♪ I'ma put it up and make a note like bacon bits ♪ ♪ Chopped up, swapped up, mopped up ♪ ♪ Y'all whole squad, y'all could get (beep) up, let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I had to bring the beat back ♪ ♪ 'Cause that's what I was missing ♪ ♪ I heard they sell your CD in the toddler section ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're small ♪ Like a toddler. They sell your CD in the toddler section. ♪ Having this boy's face really gotta be sad ♪ ♪ You built like a walking colostomy bag ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ When it's beef, don't yell for me ♪ ♪ You wanna know if you gonna live or die ♪ ♪ Clips, we shall see ♪ ♪ You got a problem, then you tell me ♪ ♪ 'Cause the chopper that I brought tonight not NLE ♪ ♪ And yo, Bobb'e who sent you ♪ ♪ With these bullets in your stomach ♪ ♪ You gonna need the same doctor Rip went to ♪ ♪ This is for my mother ♪ ♪ If I get mad, I'ma shoot Justina and her brother ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Jess, put that ass on me ♪ (audience laughing) - Let's go, Hitman. - Okay, listen. ♪ Jack Thriller, I spit it, I get it very hot ♪ ♪ The only one-eyed dude we like is Fetty Wap ♪ ♪ And DeRay, you came through like a whirlwind ♪ ♪ It look like you went to jail to someone's girlfriend ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - Yo, Justina. ♪ Unless you want your head (beep) ♪ - It's a girl, it's a girl, it's a girl. It's a girl. - Man, get your one-eyed ass over there. ♪ Let me tell you the reason why I'm mad ♪ ♪ 'Cause all you can use is an iPhone and an iPad ♪ ♪ I don't even know why the 59 clapping ♪ ♪ You a pirate that can't say aye, aye captain ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man, who won? - I gotta give that one to NLE Choppa and the Evolution, make some noise for the Evolution, y'all. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Nick want a Zaytoven beat and try to use it ♪ ♪ Hit his phone back said I can't wait to not do it ♪ - That's true, I can't wait to not do it. (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Asked Zay for a beat, and I didn't even choose it ♪ ♪ I don't know why dog don't like my music ♪ ♪ We best friends, I'm used to it ♪ ♪ But that (beep) was funny as hell ♪ ♪ I can't wait to not do it ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Look, Zaytoven nice with the beats ♪ ♪ But you'll get beat down ♪ ♪ Feet bound, no, we ain't playing ♪ ♪ Catch every rebound ♪ ♪ See clown, how we be ducking all of your weak rounds ♪ ♪ We wolves, y'all looking just like some sheep now ♪ ♪ And Pretty Vee, let me go kick my feet up ♪ ♪ Don't know why they call that V pretty ♪ ♪ That thing is beat up ♪ ♪ And DC, you really need to stop it ♪ ♪ With this whole get up ♪ ♪ You in Young Thug's closet ♪ ♪ Man, you mad about the reparations ♪ ♪ You mad about the reparations ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm with y'all ♪ ♪ You made about the reparations ♪ ♪ I give y'all reparation with no hesitation ♪ ♪ Justina, you know I love you, bro ♪ ♪ But you look like a prostitute from Grand Theft Auto ♪ - Let me talk to skinny Wesley Snipes. (audience laughing) AKA Razor Blade. We gonna talk to you for a minute. - I'm about to get on your ass. - [Nick] You about to get on my ass? - Check this out, listen. ♪ Listen, you already know I'm a rap star ♪ ♪ (beep), you already know I'm a trap star ♪ ♪ Now go ahead, let me go ahead and finish ♪ ♪ Justina, you look like a bottle of mayonnaise ♪ ♪ With strawberries in it ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Make some sense out of it, D-Wrek. - Nick Cannon and Team Revolution slaughtered y'all. Make some noise for Team Revolution, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Nick brought me on the show, I don't trap no more ♪ ♪ But I'm really glad this (beep) don't rap no more ♪ ♪ Really how I want this ♪ ♪ You my man, that's true ♪ ♪ 'Cause them white people will cancel your Black ass too ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Get canceled ♪ ♪ I got you, Gibbs ♪ ♪ Yo, you say I got canceled, man, I don't understand it ♪ ♪ 'Cause I've got ads on every damn channel ♪ ♪ And you know you can't fire a boss, it is ♪ ♪ And matter of fact ♪ ♪ Who gives a (beep) about a Freddie Gibbs ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Smooth like butter, so sweet, I'm edible ♪ ♪ I spit fire, you should call me incredible ♪ ♪ Bobb'e look like a burnt Q-tip ♪ ♪ That (beep) wack and we know he's got no real drip ♪ ♪ Agent Power, call me Archimedes ♪ ♪ Clips is one slice away from getting diabetes ♪ ♪ From the front, to the back, to the floor ♪ ♪ Your wig is dry, you should moisturize more ♪ ♪ From the front, to the back, to the floor ♪ ♪ Your wig is dry, you should moisturize more ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold on ♪ ♪ I'm really gonna enjoy killing you ♪ ♪ I gotta send you back home ♪ ♪ Having your mama like, look what he did to you ♪ ♪ And you might wanna get physical ♪ ♪ 'Cause I fill your girlfriend mouth with more white ♪ ♪ Than the dentist did to you ♪ (audience exclaims) - All right, let me talk to Maddy. Hey, Maddy. All right, here we go. ♪ You're not as hot as you want to be ♪ ♪ But I think you're pretty terrible at comedy ♪ (audience exclaims) (buzzer buzzes) - What? You gave him a buzzer for that? ♪ You got a personality like a piece of wood ♪ ♪ This is how Jacob has sex ♪ ♪ Wow, that felt really good ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man, who won? - I gotta say Freddie Gibbs and Team Evolution won that one. Make some noise for Team Evolution. - Do you want an Evolution? ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Say it with me, y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ You love them young girls, must find them on TikTok ♪ ♪ But I'm a grown woman, yeah, I can make the bed rock ♪ ♪ Love does cost a thing, I need a fat knock ♪ ♪ But ain't no love here, all you're getting is hip-hop ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Said I like young girls. - She was rapping. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ She said I like old girls, young girls, no pass ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, Karlie Redd, I wouldn't date your old ass ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Look, I know you think you're making some bucks ♪ ♪ But your necklace says YS, that stands for you suck ♪ ♪ To your girlfriend, you wanted to propose ♪ ♪ The only ring you could afford was the one in your nose ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Can I get Charlie Clips to the front, please? ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Them (beep) jokes may be funny to crack ♪ ♪ Yeah, I tuck my D, but I also tuck the strap ♪ ♪ 50 inch Brazilian bundles hanging down my back ♪ ♪ Put over 50 bullets in my pat-tat-tat-tat ♪ ♪ Yes, bitch, I'm back, fully loaded ♪ ♪ Full as Clips' stomach ♪ ♪ And he know I wanna battle, tell him stop running ♪ ♪ And (beep) from TBT, something like a (beep) Barbie ♪ ♪ I'll flip his whole name and I'll Clip Charlie ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ First of all, I got you ♪ ♪ You said you been shot over 50 times ♪ ♪ When they found out, they shot you ♪ ♪ Listen here, I'm the boss ♪ ♪ (beep), you the cowgirl, the cowboy, and the horse ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Got you popping (beep) and your feet stink ♪ ♪ Who wears socks with heels ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Hey y'all, it's your boy Kandie ♪ ♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪ ♪ Nick told me wild out, so that's what I'ma do ♪ ♪ And Amber Diamond, baby girl, you know you dead wrong ♪ ♪ You know your name should have been Amber Rhinestone ♪ ♪ Hold up, wait a minute, let me get my rhyme on ♪ ♪ Hold up, why Charlie Clips shaped like a pine cone ♪ ♪ (beep) about as fat as a rhino ♪ ♪ So wide he can stand in two separate time zones ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Kandie went crazy. - Let me rock. - Yo, they're going in crazy in here. Yo, that's one rapping ass pronoun. (audience laughing) - So guess what, I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. (audience applauding) - Let me rock. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Having all these babies, what's up with you, bro ♪ ♪ He went from gigolo to just being a (beep) ♪ ♪ Us two together, you know we the one ♪ ♪ Man, you damn near my age, you dressing like my son ♪ - Your son ain't built like me. (beep), your son ain't built like me. All right, I got them. ♪ Kirk and Rasheeda ♪ ♪ Yeah, they want to talk about my baby mothers ♪ ♪ Real talk, they don't even like each other ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, I heard Kirk was undercover ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, I could be Rasheeda's real lover ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go, y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's get it ♪ ♪ Yeah, I know where the semi at ♪ ♪ Yo, where the Henny at ♪ ♪ I wore trunks this episode ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm really trying to swim in that ♪ ♪ Y'all say I ain't ready ♪ ♪ And I'm like we'll see ♪ ♪ Because Jess plus Vee plus hard equal me ♪ ♪ Let me hit that ♪ (audience laughing) - Let's go, y'all. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - You girl watching. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Pink tape like a wrestler, that's cool, bro ♪ ♪ But you look like your finishing move ♪ ♪ Would be the down low ♪ ♪ When I spit, trust me, every bar with it ♪ ♪ You take your hat off outside ♪ ♪ Somebody gonna park a car in it ♪ (audience laughing) - [Nick] Hey, let's get it. ♪ You talking about my bald spot ♪ ♪ That's all you got to say ♪ ♪ But when I look at your forehead ♪ ♪ You well on your way ♪ (audience laughing) - You well on your way. ♪ This beef between us, I'm about to go ahead and dead it ♪ ♪ Your head so big, I saw what you was gonna say ♪ ♪ Before you even said it ♪ (audience laughing) - Hey, hold on, Con, can you cut the beat for me real quick? I need everybody to hear this. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek? - What up, man? - Cut the beat. (air horn) (audience applauding) - Clips, you dusty, your skin husky, your elbows crusty, and you hella musty. And that's a fact. You up here shaped like a fun-sized Big Mack. (audience laughing) I mean, imagine that if y'all was standing back to back it would look literally like you're Big Mack's back pack. (audience laughing) - [Nick] Is that Big Mack on the mother (beep) motorcycle? (audience applauding) - Real talk, I seen the emails, this might be your only episode, so I'ma let you win that, man, good job. (audience laughing) - Bring the beat back. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Sike, I lied, you asking for a knife ♪ ♪ Watch your mouth little man ♪ ♪ Or you asking for a fight ♪ ♪ Two mix-matched sneakers, that's actually a type ♪ ♪ I'ma sneak your mother and sneak your back to your life ♪ ♪ Little (beep) you talk about the game like you sagging ♪ ♪ You look like a water bug graduated to a dragon ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Watch your mouth or you'll get popped with the lead ♪ ♪ Have you looking like Eman if he got shot in his head ♪ ♪ I come and go, I got a different map ♪ ♪ Take a cut, that Big Mack ain't got (beep), get with that ♪ ♪ Back to back with the raps ♪ ♪ Watch your mouth (beep), I'm getting back ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay, okay. (audience applauding) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, make some sense outta this. - Kirk and Rasheeda and Team Evolution took that one, make some noise for them, y'all. - What? (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Can't hear y'all ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ So before I go broke like cuz again ♪ ♪ I started back selling drugs again ♪ ♪ Heard you was rocking with the (beep) in here ♪ ♪ The real reason I brought thugs in here ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Hey yo, dog, no, I don't gang bang ♪ ♪ Big homie, all I do is try to maintain ♪ ♪ If you got a problem, you can holler at the Chain Gang ♪ ♪ We rep both sides, west side wiseguys ♪ ♪ With guns so big ♪ ♪ We gotta use my private plane for drive-bys ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Once again it's on ♪ ♪ I'm back in my mother (beep) zone ♪ ♪ If you smoking ♪ ♪ I'm throwing bullets like I'm Patrick Mahomes ♪ ♪ Back of your dome, these rounds like a patch out your soul ♪ ♪ I wonder how many outfits your little casket could hold ♪ ♪ The drake will open up your face and your casket is closed ♪ ♪ You cut the beat, 'cause you weak ♪ ♪ And you lacking the flow ♪ ♪ You ain't never got a bracket before ♪ ♪ And I get a bracket before ♪ ♪ I look in your eyes and I can tell you a hoe ♪ (audience applauding) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek? - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (audience applauding) (air horn) Listen here you old little (beep) sucker, Santwon's distant lover. (audience laughing) I don't know why you try to come at me with that hood stuff, (beep) with me, you get cooked up. When I tell Revolution to break a leg I am not wishing them good luck. (audience laughing) - Hold on, wait a minute, Con, I guess it's lit again. I'ma cut you off, you ugly as hell, boy, you look like Crimson Chin. (audience laughing) - All right, now listen you tiny bastard, who the hell got him? We should all shell shock him. (beep), you so small, you use your boxers as bell bottoms. (audience laughing) - Get him! - And now this is Wildstyle, so why the hell push me? You on stage dressed like a vampire that sell (beep). (audience applauding) B. Simone, with those STDs, that's not a chance that I wanna take, having sex with you is like bungee jumping, I'll probably die if the rubber breaks. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - It's over. 'Cause I feel like it's in my favor if it stays over. (audience laughing) DJ D-Wrek, let them know who won. - It was real close, but I gotta give it to Nick Cannon and the Revolution. (audience applauding) - Bobb'e went crazy. - Do what you do, Nick, let's go. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Hey yo, CJ, he hit you with bachata ♪ ♪ But Hitman's got guns like ba-ra-ca ♪ ♪ And you know I'm dancing on your (beep) like meringue ♪ ♪ Like a Spanish man or the Taliban ♪ ♪ I keep my hair wrapped so you can't understand ♪ ♪ Clips know, Clips so, do that so Clips know ♪ ♪ Clips know to pull up in a mariachi band ♪ ♪ That's that ka-ra-ca-ca-ca-ca ♪ ♪ Yo, I had you bitches shaking ba-ra-ca-ca-ca-ca ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Look, you know me, I be hopping on the freeway ♪ ♪ Since he ain't rap, I'ma take the place of CJ ♪ ♪ I know you getting funny, got another set of biz ♪ ♪ Congratulations, I see you got another set of twins ♪ ♪ I know the fraternal and get a shell for stunting ♪ ♪ He on your sack, he giving you a bell for nothing ♪ ♪ And this the flow that got y'all stuck ♪ ♪ And since you on his meat ♪ ♪ That's why they put you in a hot dog truck ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Hold on, I got it. Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek? Cut the beat. (audience applauding) (air horn) Justina, you let everybody go around in your drawers. You gave out the clap so much, your nickname should be round of applause. (audience laughing) And you, you can never get the watch on my left arm. Why the hell y'all got me battling Dry-clef Jean? (audience laughing) And you, don't try to say nothing, you fat (beep). Thinking you act tough, you ain't got the gat tucked, you like Nick Cannon and his baby moms, you never strapped up. (audience applauding) - You know what? - Get him. - I pull the heat out. You heard what happened when they said Santwon pulled his (beep) out. He (beep) out. And then you (beep) the seed out. Why else would you have jeans with the knees out? (audience laughing) - That's not what we about! - Not at all, but I bet you everything he does, he just treats it and just eats out. (audience laughing) - Why you stepping up, don't pull your teeth out. (audience laughing) - Justina, I bet you can't pull no cheeks out. (audience laughing) - Hey, your breath stink like cheap trout. - Hey, DJ D-Wrek, can you cut the game so we can be out? (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - Make some sense out of this, man. - I'm gonna have to give that to Nick Cannon and Team Revolution! ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Everybody know I really been (beep) ♪ ♪ Walk up in the place and now they wanna take a pic ♪ ♪ I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna vibe ♪ ♪ (beep), I'm the (beep), baby ♪ ♪ (beep), I'm the prize ♪ - She is the prize, let's go. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ About to play big bank, take little bank ♪ ♪ I'm the mother (beep) man, what the (beep) you think ♪ ♪ I done came in, let it out, all plank ♪ ♪ And my diamonds stay shining ♪ ♪ I need to fix a drink ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Just to let you know, your death is close ♪ ♪ Would've been killed you if they gave me more episodes ♪ ♪ At this point, Nick is saving you ♪ ♪ I already dug a grave for you ♪ ♪ The way I got you dripping in your sweat ♪ ♪ It's like I'm bathing you ♪ ♪ No white chick will out rap me or write me ♪ ♪ That's like putting no ice in iced tea ♪ ♪ Her body shaped like a bean bag that's sliding ♪ ♪ With a face like oh, Bruce Almighty ♪ ♪ Okay, those raps you spit, they were past heat ♪ ♪ Your booty hole so loose, it smell like a gas leak ♪ ♪ So I'ma pass ♪ ♪ You so uptight ♪ ♪ Because you got a (beep) tucked into your ass ♪ ♪ And Cortez, my rap style is heavenly ♪ ♪ Your body says you're 12, but your hairline says you're 70 ♪ ♪ Plus you're too shy ♪ ♪ How you got no buzz but you still shaped like a fruit fly ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Look, I can do this all day ♪ ♪ When it come to bars, I don't play ♪ ♪ Nick, with me, you in good hands, Allstate ♪ ♪ Justina been scared of me every since she saw me ♪ ♪ Boss, let me take her head off ♪ ♪ I brought my saw today ♪ - Whoa. (audience exclaims) ♪ Okay, you can get popped in your socket ♪ ♪ I bet you got your (beep) tucked in your pocket ♪ ♪ You and me spitting now is not the same thing ♪ ♪ You such a beast, you could (beep) up the Chain Gang ♪ ♪ And yeah, I'm going hard, gonna get dismantled ♪ ♪ You so ugly, you why RuPaul got canceled ♪ ♪ When I go, you know you can't rap with me ♪ ♪ You a man and a lady but not half as me ♪ ♪ You don't (beep) want this beef ♪ ♪ You don't want this shade ♪ ♪ I'm the freestyle queen and you'll get played ♪ ♪ 'Cause when I do it, yeah, I do it one time ♪ ♪ Kandie getting eat up by your girl Justina Valentine ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauding) Freestyle, baby. - It was the battle of the Adam's apples. Who won the Adam's apple battle? - I mean, need I say? But I will, Nick Cannon and Team Revolution took that one, make some noise for them. - The Revolution! (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I can tell by the screen, Nick, you think it's a game ♪ ♪ You know my paper stacked higher than Lil Wayne ♪ ♪ You're not a challenge, boy, don't even try to do this ♪ ♪ I make your head bounce, bounce, bounce like my music ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Like her music. ♪ Yo, don't try to test me, Freida ♪ ♪ I make a lot of hits ♪ ♪ I'ma tell you like this ♪ ♪ My momma named me Nick ♪ ♪ So I could pull out and get at you quick ♪ ♪ Run up on you and steal all your (beep) like Drake did ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - [Eman] Like Drake did. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hey Big Mack, man, I'm never bugging ♪ ♪ We know Brenda had a baby ♪ ♪ But you up here shaped like you having seven of them ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ That's a nose ring in your nose ♪ ♪ No, that's a booger ♪ ♪ You're supposed to be Tupac ♪ ♪ You're Tupac's sugar ♪ ♪ I don't care, he beat ♪ ♪ We all know your next album is "All Guys On Me" ♪ (audience exclaims) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (audience applauding) Yeah, y'all didn't know Kevin Hart was in the building, chocolate dropper, world's number one rapper, listen up, make some mother (beep) noise. (audience applauding) I'm looking at your crew, and you look like glass, 'cause when I see you, I see straight through. Yeah, but I'm not a rapper. (audience laughing) Yeah, son, yeah. - Come here, Swag. I'm tired of him. Swag, listen, man. - What's up, DC? - You know my partner, but I'ma tell you right now, (beep), you don't want no drama. And you know I take shots, and you know I won't miss. But this is about as big as your career gonna get. (audience exclaims) - Hey, wait a minute, DC, before he go, you know we hogs. You up here dressed like the thing they use to train police dogs. (audience laughing) - Hey, and we taking shots at you, Swag, 'cause you look so silly. You ain't Radio Big Mack, you just Big Mack's titty. (audience laughing) - Get him, Swag. - Hold on. - Get him, Swag. - Go crazy, Swag. - You got a little head that look like PEZ, Cortez, I said what I said. You talking about me, but you the same size as DC's leg. (audience laughing) And you, whatever's on your face can easily be erased with a wipe. You look like you was born in an exhaust pipe. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - DC Young Smoke. D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man. - Yo, okay, Swag, you did your thing, but I gotta give it to Team Evolution, make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I'm here for all the smoke ♪ ♪ Nick, you don't want none ♪ ♪ I smash that little comedy chain like we in Compton ♪ ♪ It costs to be the boss ♪ ♪ I'm all about the cream ♪ ♪ You can't catch this queen ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ I can't catch that queen ♪ ♪ 'Cause chick, I never chased you ♪ ♪ And matter of fact, I don't even wanna taste you ♪ ♪ And I'ma keep it like this, I can't erase you ♪ ♪ Get rid of your hologram, yeah, I'll replace you ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ DC, I hate that tat, and I hate your shoes ♪ ♪ Rip, I hate your muscles, and I hate your jewels ♪ ♪ Jack, I hate that jacket, and I hate you views ♪ ♪ Justina, I hate that body, and I hate those boobs ♪ ♪ Teddy, hate that you always smell like food ♪ (audience applauding) - Guess what, I hate your teeth. (audience laughing) ♪ Unless you wanna get bust in the head ♪ ♪ I take your little six pack and crush it with my keg ♪ ♪ You don't really want Jack in the circle ♪ ♪ I slap your ass out 'til we come back from commercial ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Yo, Santwon, you a bitch in a man thong ♪ ♪ Your parents named you Santwon ♪ ♪ 'Cause it rhymes with tampon ♪ ♪ And these twos are looking like death ♪ ♪ This is Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson ♪ ♪ If they were smoking on (beep) ♪ ♪ And King Cannon, I don't mean to smoke you ♪ ♪ But why they call you King ♪ ♪ When you really just a joker ♪ (audience exclaims) (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - I gotta give it to Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise for Nick and the Revolution, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ The whole world know I'm tough with this ♪ ♪ Wait, if that's Too $hort, Nick, who the (beep) is this ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Okay, I never hate, I never hesitate ♪ ♪ Big teeth looking like Heaven's gates ♪ (audience laughing) - Hold on, Bobb'e. ♪ To defeat Hitman everything is doable ♪ ♪ With those size teeth, everything is chewable ♪ (audience laughing) - Hold on, wait a minute, hold on, I got another one, hold on. ♪ They're like Bobb'e, what is you doing ♪ ♪ How that car get like that ♪ ♪ Hitman chewed it ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Listen, was pillow talking with your ex ♪ ♪ I heard about the scuffle ♪ ♪ In the divorce, she took everything but your muscles ♪ ♪ She said my (beep) better ♪ ♪ And that you a lame ♪ ♪ And your son scored 60 points at his last basketball game ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Boy, you look like you got all big toes ♪ ♪ And your head is the 11th ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ You're shaped like a baby mama ♪ ♪ Wearing baby daddy sevens ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Swag, you wilding ♪ ♪ You dressed like a highlighter ♪ ♪ To highlight you got no talent ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ And listen, I'ma switch ♪ ♪ You are Too $hort's favorite word, bitch ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ You is a lady and you crazy ♪ ♪ You probably play football ♪ ♪ 'Cause in the face you look like Tom Brady ♪ ♪ And if I'm Tom Brady, that's cool ♪ ♪ Then I don't wanna leave you ♪ ♪ But we played for the same team ♪ ♪ And your ass was a wide receiver ♪ (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Hey man, you know I gotta give that to my partner, Too $hort and the Evolution, make some noise for them, y'all. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - All right, Hotboii, let's see what you got, you ready? ♪ Nick, I wanna let you know that you a fool ♪ ♪ The last hit I heard from you, I was in the womb ♪ ♪ Must of cut the fan on, you know that I'm on fire ♪ ♪ The only reason I came on this show is for Mariah ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Hotboii, Hotboii, he here talking (beep), y'all ♪ ♪ Uh oh, it's about to get lit, y'all ♪ ♪ Little boy wanna start some drama ♪ ♪ Talking about he want Mariah ♪ ♪ She old enough to be your grand mama ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo Nick, the whole team (beep) ♪ ♪ I'ma eat the (beep) ♪ ♪ Come through the cup of Remy, I'm a sheet to you ♪ ♪ A bunch of broke ass boys, I should reefer your (beep) ♪ ♪ I got my man Shuler King, he gonna (beep) ♪ (audience applauding) - Jess, look. - Come on, Jacob. ♪ All right, every time you tell a joke, you embarrass us ♪ ♪ You should change your name to Less Hilarious ♪ (audience laughing) - Let's go, Jacob! Less Hilarious. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, you might see me working ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Nick, where the hell you find Kevin Hart ♪ ♪ The Hello Kitty version ♪ ♪ DeRay, act your age, before I drag across stage ♪ ♪ Pulling you by your baby mama braids ♪ (audience exclaims) - [Bobb'e] Let me get my dog DeRay. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ DeRay, you must don't get it yet ♪ ♪ You was in my very first movie ♪ ♪ I had the bigger role and the bigger check ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Yeah, I'm on top ♪ - That's nice. ♪ And why the (beep) was your role ♪ ♪ So goddamn short in "Barbershop" ♪ ♪ Wait, that ain't all ♪ ♪ Why the hell they don't ever ♪ ♪ Let you say one word in "Snowfall" ♪ ♪ I'm so raw, but you should know, dog ♪ ♪ I guess I could let you flow, dog ♪ ♪ I appreciate that, but I ain't gotta speak ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'ma get the same check ♪ ♪ As them other actors that week ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you talking (beep), you must wanna fight ♪ Hold this mic. Now we the same height! (audience applauding) (bell dinging) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, that was a good one. Make some sense out of it, who won? - I gotta give it to Nick and the Revolution, make some noise for Nick and the Revolution. (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ With this flow, you know I'm coming out of Bama ♪ ♪ And they call my city Baby Atlanta ♪ ♪ Nick, can you get Mariah to clear my sample ♪ ♪ I used your favorite song, "We Belong Together" ♪ (audience applauding) - Another Mariah joke, oh, here we go. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Yo, another Mariah joke, he thought that was funny ♪ ♪ I don't understand because dude's a dummy ♪ ♪ I don't even know, we just keep on gunning ♪ ♪ Because your career is definitely gonna be running ♪ ♪ Running, like a track star ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - Yo, what? - Whatever. ♪ Nick, I'm looking at the back of this shirt ♪ ♪ It say boss ♪ ♪ But after them bars, you should take some time off ♪ (audience laughing) - Come here, Clips. (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Okay, I don't talk much of that such and such ♪ ♪ 'Cause bitch, I don't speak peasant ♪ ♪ And truth me told, I'm feeling bold ♪ ♪ Let me teach you a quick lesson ♪ ♪ From sun down to sun up, you run up, get done up ♪ ♪ All right, now say this ♪ ♪ This ♪ ♪ I grip from the hip and I empty a clip ♪ ♪ And my target, I never miss ♪ ♪ And that's on period ♪ ♪ First of all, man, I heard of your flow ♪ ♪ Do me a favor, get that rap back to Kurtis Blow ♪ ♪ You know who you coming to ♪ ♪ I'll kill you in the place ♪ ♪ You beautiful fake (beep), you got a filter on your face ♪ ♪ And you, what you gonna do, you going dammit, hoe ♪ ♪ Trying to jack something like Janet, no ♪ ♪ (beep) on my (beep), put it in you ♪ ♪ Then I jam it slow ♪ ♪ Look at Mimi, getting your body done at Ammco ♪ - Okay. (audience laughing) ♪ Clips, your worst fear is eating a vegetable ♪ ♪ Got a candy-coated whip, 'cause you thought it was edible ♪ ♪ Eating carbs, you need to let that go ♪ ♪ We call you Suge Knight ♪ ♪ 'Cause your diet's on death row ♪ (audience exclaims) (audience applauding) ♪ You have a tattoo of racing stripes, that is insane ♪ ♪ The only transportation you use ♪ ♪ Is when guys run a train ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek? - Yo? - Cut the beat. (air horn) (audience applauding) Bobb'e, you built like a little doll. (beep), when you in the mall, you're so freaking small, you think the Baby Gap is the Big and Tall. Jacob, no girl would ever creep at you. You collect all these Pokemon cards, and no girl will ever take a peek at you. (audience applauding) - Hold on. - Bobb'e been trying to get this off for a minute. - I'm out. I ain't about to let you keep coming at my teammates like we a bunch of rookies. I know why you walk around with a naked face, 'cause you are truly (beep). (audience laughing) - That's what he was waiting on. Bobb'e, y'all should just get together. (beep), you so small, no matter what party you at it's called a little get together. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (audience applauding) - D-Wrek, make some sense out of this, man. - It was real close, but I gotta give that to Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise for them! (audience applauding) - That's what I'm talking about. ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ I'm the baddest bitch you gonna have on your show ♪ ♪ I could take a chick's man, I could take a man (beep) ♪ - Oh, facts. Facts. I believe that. ♪ She the baddest bitch, I'm the swaggest Nick ♪ ♪ And the gigolo and you like who that ♪ ♪ But yo, Trina, pull over 'cause that ass too fat ♪ ♪ I wanna ride with it, I wanna time with it ♪ ♪ I'll give you my chain so you can get some shiny ♪ (audience applauding) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Wildstyle ♪ ♪ Justina, you might rap for just a little bit ♪ ♪ But I do it more ♪ ♪ I might put you right next to Amber to make a S'more ♪ ♪ And then I might add Pretty Vee to make a whore ♪ ♪ And Teddy about as wide as the circle that's on the floor ♪ (audience laughing) - Hey Hitman, come here, come back. ♪ Yo, Hitman, that was trash, pray to Jesus ♪ ♪ The string on your pants is thicker than your penis ♪ ♪ And Jess, you already know ♪ ♪ Talk all that (beep) about "Wild'N Out" ♪ ♪ Now you back on the show ♪ ♪ And Rip, I really hope you got your money up ♪ ♪ You only look good ♪ ♪ 'Cause you went and got your tummy tucked ♪ ♪ And Con, I'm really sick of your little beef ♪ ♪ When you were born, God must've said cut the meat ♪ (audience laughing) - Clips, you bring your fat ass up here. ♪ Look, Clips used to be this size ♪ ♪ And now you still built like you go to Five Guy's ♪ ♪ And you could eat enough for six guys ♪ ♪ Then you go to Popeye's order 10 wings and six thighs ♪ ♪ And then order six fries ♪ ♪ And then you look like you would add chili cheese ♪ ♪ You look like you play middle linebacker for Mickey D's ♪ ♪ (beep) please, grip and squeeze ♪ ♪ I'm really mean, I swear to God ♪ - Let's go, Bobb'e! Let's go! (bell dinging) (audience applauding) DJ D-Wrek, who won that? - I gotta say that Nick and the Revolution won that one, so make some noise for Nick and the Revolution.
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Channel: Wild 'N Out
Views: 1,978,609
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Keywords: fan favorites, WNO, Wild, Out, Nick, Cannon, Justina, Valentine, Timothy, Delaghetto, Darren, Brand, DC, Young, Fly, lights, camera, action, Nick Cannon, Justina Valentine, DC Young Fly, Timothy DeLaGhetto, Conceited, Chico Bean, Corey Charron, Darren Brand, Charlie Clips, bullspittin, talking spit, wild style, live performance, improv, battle, championship, Wild 'N Out, best of wild 'n out, squad, fired, wild 'n out throwback, rap battle, wild n out games, best of wno, wild 'n out wildstyle
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Length: 203min 21sec (12201 seconds)
Published: Fri Mar 04 2022
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