♪ This show got more
cloud than my iPhone did ♪ ♪ And if you aint educated
you probably wouldn't notice ♪ ♪ Yara had "Black-ish"
now she got her own ♪ ♪ And I ain't a youngin'
no more that mean I'm ♪ - Adult-ish? "Grown-ish," "Grown-ish," "Grown-ish" (upbeat music) (audience applauding) - All right listen. ♪ Listen girl I don't
really mean to brag ♪ ♪ But after this movie
I know we gonna shag ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Okay I won't get lazy ♪ ♪ Question do I make you horny baby ♪ - "Austin Powers"?
(audience cheering) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! (soft music)
♪ Oh oh ♪ ♪ I just want a new life ♪ ♪ So I start a new club ♪ ♪ I done lost my wife ♪ ♪ Because of that old love ♪ ♪ My best friend is White ♪ ♪ But now he's trying to stop me ♪ ♪ But I still don't know ♪ ♪ Who the hell shot me ♪
- "Power." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! (audience laughing)
(soft music) ♪ Back when I was a young cub ♪ ♪ I used to have a heart ♪ ♪ Till my ex girl Nova ♪ ♪ Left me all scarred ♪ ♪ 'Cause she was all about a dollar ♪ ♪ But I feel like with
you is hakuna matata ♪ (audience laughing and clapping) - That's for sure "Lion King". (bell dings)
(audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ Here's a remote ♪ ♪ It's okay you can hold it ♪ ♪ The cable went out ♪ ♪ It's okay I'll reload it ♪ ♪ Before the night is over
this comes to an end ♪ ♪ Baby say hello to my little friend ♪ (audience laughing)
- "Scarface." (bell dings)
(audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Yo, okay. ♪ Fresh out the box so come play with me ♪ ♪ When you come into the room
I can't help but freeze ♪ ♪ Ken and Barbie that's what we could be ♪ ♪ So let's catch a buzz
and play with my woody ♪ (audience cheering) - "Toy Story."
- Yeah. (bell dings)
(audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - You ready? Here we go. Look, ♪ I (beep) playing like Hannibal ♪ ♪ You played this game we
can turn it to some animals ♪ ♪ Aha and they gonna be scaring at us ♪ ♪ But look in this movie ♪ ♪ They looked like me and Jess Hilarious ♪ - "The Last Dragon"? ♪ The Last Dragon? I rode for your ass. ♪ (buzzer beeps)
(audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Look, ♪ The kids brought me back from the dead ♪ ♪ Me and Chico Bean
got the same old head ♪ ♪ And I can tell you a down ass sister ♪ ♪ I'm sorry baby girl 'cause
I'm a clown ass (beep) ♪ ♪ Understand baby girl this legit ♪ ♪ Let's play a game
called tagged and you're ♪ - "It"(laughs)
(bell dings) (audience clapping and cheering) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Hey JT.
- Check this out. ♪ Last name Turner so
you know I don't play ♪ ♪ And before we get it popping
he just can't animate ♪ ♪ To keep you motivated I
might give a little push ♪ ♪ But the way you're look in that outfit ♪ ♪ Made me wanna get it your nut bush ♪ (audience clapping and cheering) - "What's Love Got To Do With It." (bell dings)
- Exactly. - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Yeah, okay. ♪ Hey it's so hard being green ♪
♪ Green ♪ ♪ Trying to save the
princess from the King ♪ ♪ King ♪ ♪ And it's hard with
the ducky on my side ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Trying to make Fiona my bride ♪ - "Shrek"?
(bell dings) (audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! Look, ♪ We weren't even drinking
we was too sober ♪ ♪ Swerved a little bit
and got pulled over ♪ ♪ We was trying to
chill the cop shot you ♪ ♪ I kill him 'cause I'm a rider for real ♪ ♪ Look now we on a run
'cause we did a crime ♪ ♪ We got snitched by our own kind ♪ - "Queen and Slim"?
- Yeah. (bell dings)
(audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! (audience laughing) ♪ This movie is about
monkeys and white people ♪ ♪ The monkeys learned how to read ♪ ♪ And wanted to be treated equal ♪ ♪ Next thing you know
it wasn't all right ♪ ♪ They shut the city down
and had a big ass fight ♪ ♪ Do you have cable at your house ♪ (audience laughing)
- I said "Apes". - (beep) She said it, she said it. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ This title is a good
question bitch I wish I knew ♪ ♪ I'd been single so long
that I do not have a clue ♪ ♪ If I could read minds I
would probably have a man ♪ ♪ I'm so jealous 'cause in
this movie Taraji P can ♪ - Oh, "Think Like a Man"? (buzzer beeps)
No, no, no? (audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! (audience cheering) ♪ I got characters like Rogue and Jean ♪ ♪ And I'm sharp with the
fingers like I'm Wolverine ♪ ♪ You won't be an invisible
woman when we're texting ♪ ♪ 'Cause I am a lot better than your ♪ - "X-Men." (audience cheering and clapping) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ It starred Nick Cannon but
he aint get his silly on ♪ ♪ It also had a pretty
girl who's seen a million ♪ ♪ He paid for her love
with a ring but as for me ♪ - "Love Don't Cost a Thing." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience laughing) - Okay, check it out. ♪ Girl I'm the king of the jungle ♪ ♪ I'll give you this banana ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm ready to rumble ♪ ♪ Then they took me out the jungle ♪ (buzzer beeps)
(audience laughing) - You can't say king.
- You said king. Get your ass over here light skin. - I'm gonna do it again,
I'm gonna do it again. - No, no.
(audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ The white lady got my brain erased ♪ ♪ That's the reason why I'm
sitting here making this face ♪ ♪ The way she did me make me wanna shout ♪ ♪ But if you don't have
sex I'm gonna take ♪ - "Get Out."
(bell dings) - Exactly.
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - What's up, girl?
- What's up, Elgin? ♪ You're so electric ♪ ♪ There's so much we could do ♪ ♪ But let me sit back
and get a peek at you ♪ ♪ Squirrel hit the sheets
got to snatch him off ♪ ♪ And if you see my pokey
balls got to catch 'em all ♪ - "Pokemon."
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ I went up the hill with my best friend ♪ ♪ I thought it was just a game ♪ ♪ When we came back down
things were never the same ♪ ♪ Used to give me high fives
now he wants some raw hide ♪ (audience laughing)
- "Brokeback Mountain." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ I was born in a jungle I'm a killer ♪ ♪ My whole family wild
even my mama a gorilla ♪ ♪ I want you to for the whole day ♪ ♪ I swing through half naked
baby we can role play ♪ ♪ I mean our love may take time ♪ ♪ You probably heard about your
boy through the grapevine ♪ - "Tarzan." ♪ But I'm telling you- ♪
(bell dings) (audience cheering drowns sound) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Let's go buddy.
- Here we go, all right. I'm back, all right (giggles) ♪ Every time I swing it's quite insane ♪ ♪ And you know I'm the main ♪ ♪ Yes I got the mask on on my head ♪ ♪ We didn't go internet
dating but we met on the web ♪ - "Spiderman." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Hi. ♪ Listen baby girl having done
this thing since high school ♪ ♪ Before you do it grab
a couple of ice cubes ♪ ♪ Touch me tease me please
and don't make this hard ♪ ♪ I want it to be easy ♪ - "Straight Outta Compton." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - What's up girl? ♪ I'm a wife I'm really a pretty ♪ ♪ We turn up in the city ♪ ♪ This drama is real tragic ♪ ♪ Don't make me get ratchet ♪ - "Real Housewives of Atlanta." - Yes bitch.
(audience clapping) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ Girl I wore them drawers ♪ ♪ When I get through with you ♪ ♪ You gonna be missing clothes ♪ ♪ I got a white kid
and don't really know ♪ ♪ Who child that is ♪ ♪ I dress like Santa Claus
everyday and I slap you ♪ ♪ And I did it with a
White girl in the room ♪ ♪ I did it with a White girl ♪ (buzzer beeps)
♪ In the room ♪ - I don't know. - Wild'n Out!
- I got this. (audience laughing) Turn this music off. I don't have to say a word. Just look at me.
(audience laughing) - So I silence with Liam's. (audience laughing) (indistinct) (buzzer beeps)
(audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ You still messing with home boy ♪ ♪ Girls in compton say
that I look like dope boy ♪ ♪ No relationship I'm
trying to get a quickie ♪ ♪ And give you back shots
like your name was Ricky ♪ (audience laughing)
- "Boyz N Da Hood." (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! ♪ I know you like steak
but I got fired today ♪ ♪ But I just want you to say ♪ ♪ I said bye Felicia ♪ ♪ Smokey got the weed I wanna feed you ♪ (audience laughing)
- "Friday." - Thank you baby.
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - I'm not do with beats but, ♪ He from out of space and
that (beep) does amaze me ♪ ♪ His hands light up but
my fingers game is crazy ♪ ♪ When this came out it
was the movie of the year ♪ ♪ If you need me I'll be right here ♪ (audience cheering)
- "E.T" (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Girl I bet you taste like lemonade ♪ ♪ This is the only good
movie Nick ever made ♪ ♪ This is why I got you over at my place ♪ ♪ So I can stand up and
put my stick in your face ♪ (audience laughing)
- "Drumline." - There we go.
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! - Now Listen, are you ready?
- Yeah. ♪ I'm a gonna keep it simple ♪ ♪ I can't kill that cat
in the intercontinental ♪ ♪ You get it I'm going hard ♪ ♪ I went crazy the first
movie bought my car ♪ ♪ The second movie I was wrong
I went crazy about my dog ♪ ♪ Listen I will go crazy about my dog ♪ (buzzer beeps)
(audience laughing) I don't know, who is that?
(audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ What's up my name's Jake ♪ ♪ And I don't play no games ♪ ♪ Girl I know you're hungry let
me be what's on your plate ♪ ♪ I'm cupid with the arrow
'cause girl you're looking fine ♪ ♪ Baby let me take you to District 69 ♪ (audience cheering)
- "Hunger Games." - There you go.
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Me and you on his
couch won't last long ♪ ♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪ ♪ I be peeping my purse ♪ ♪ Plus I've been beefing with
my sister for like 50 years ♪ ♪ Take a standing route ♪ ♪ We can trick and treat ♪ ♪ Trick and treat with the candy out ♪ ♪ I'm mean take another
half for you playing in it ♪ ♪ This movie title got my name in it ♪ ♪ Holla we aint playing ♪ ♪ Holla we aint playing ♪ (buzzer beeps) - Yo! I did holla, I
didn't say hallo (beep) - You said ween though, get
your ragged ass over here. (audience laughing)
You said ween Damn I need some smart people on my team. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Get it together man. ♪ You my Sarah Connor I got to save you ♪ ♪ You're so fine I'll be back later ♪ ♪ T1000 like my name was Schwarzenegger ♪ ♪ But in the bedroom
you gonna call me your ♪ - "Terminator."
- Yeah. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Yeah, hey dawg, look, look. ♪ Keep it in the family
that's the number one rule ♪ ♪ I'm gonna make you an
offer you just can't refuse ♪ ♪ Champagne lobster pizza pasta ♪ ♪ The best for my family 'cause I'm ♪ - "The Godfather."
- You're damn right. (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ My name is Malcolm last name Adekanbi ♪ ♪ Selling coke on the net
they couldn't find me ♪ ♪ Broke up when the kids holding up ♪ ♪ And me and you getting
together that can be ♪ - "Dope"
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! - What's up! ♪ I'm the king of the jungle ♪ Okay, okay, listen. ♪ Now aint gonna lie
this movie real good ♪ ♪ But I didn't see it 'cause
(beep) from the hood ♪ ♪ I aint gonna lie this
movie are real hard ♪ ♪ If you let me go down now ♪ ♪ I'm gonna to have you
sounding like that monster ♪ (grunting)
- "Star Wars" (bell dings) - We got our WWE
superstars in the building R-Truth and Carmella, We got Soffi Tucker in the building (cheering drowns out sound) And we got all our ATL
family in the building. (audience cheering) That's why it's time to
play the perfect game. Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called Family Reunion. So sit on down, we about to
introduce our family members. We got East team member
out in the audience. And if their introduction is funny, it gets a bell.
(bell dings) If it's not, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer beeps) Team with the most bells wins the game. Y'all know the song, let's clap along. Here we go, let's go. ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Here's my cousin Kesha ♪ ♪ And she has a lot of cash ♪ ♪ And she paid me $50 to see
me whip DJ D-Wrek's ass. ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪
(bell dings) ♪ This my cousin B ♪ ♪ And we ain't never scared ♪ ♪ She'll beat yo ass while
I sit back and do my hair ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (buzzer beeps)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪ ♪ So B don't try to 'oh' me ♪ ♪ But you could tell what's on her shirt ♪ ♪ That her titty is always salty ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ Just like your cousin torn ♪ ♪ This girl here like getting faded ♪ ♪ She came to the show but
her edges couldn't make it ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Michael and
he balls just like Shaq ♪ ♪ But he switched to football
'cause he likes to get sad ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ He didn't think that was funny. ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin John I swear
he got the baddest chick ♪ ♪ But he only got her
'cause he lied and said ♪ ♪ He was happening ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my cousin ♪ ♪ And DC says thanks ♪ ♪ Y'all give it up and
welcome back Azealia Banks ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ (bell dings)
(audience cheering) DJ D-Wreks there's a lot of
family members in a building but who won that game? - I'm gonna say the Red
Squad went down with this- - Red Squad (audience
cheering drowns out sound) Everybody on their feet,
D- Wreks take us home. - [Audience] Wild'n, Wild'n, Wild'n! - I'll start it off, clap
with me y'all, come on. ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ My cousin like to steal ♪ ♪ That's why he in and out of jail ♪ ♪ See he even stole Jess
Hilarious ponytail ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This the homie Andrew and
he not what you looking for ♪ ♪ He's famous for saying ♪ ♪ I don't like mens no more ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ We are not related I
don't know where he lives ♪ ♪ But I know DC sister and
she know why my feet so big ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Whitney
and she single as can be ♪ ♪ Her last (beep) left 'cause
she got a chest just like DC ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is Atlanta the
home of Black show biz ♪ ♪ But what I didn't know ♪ ♪ Is that out here dudes
be we wearing wigs ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Tasha she's
aggressive she be harming me ♪ ♪ But look don't she look like Busy Bone ♪ ♪ From Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. ♪ (buzzer beeps)
- Man that's a bone head ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(beep) ♪ I can't the damn bone head man ♪ (audience laughing) Y'all seen that that (beep) said boom! I (beep) thought his head blew up I'm sorry, man.
(audience laughing) - Your head look like an
ash tray around the wig (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - DJ D-Wreks, who won that game? - I gotta give it to the Red Squad. (audience cheering) - Clap. ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my cousin and
people always approach us ♪ ♪ They always try to fight us
'cause she look like Omarosa ♪ (audience laughing)
- I told your ass you gotta switch it out.
♪ At the family reunion ♪ take that (beep) off.
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Keith and
this might come as a surprise ♪ ♪ But he don't never use his pockets ♪ ♪ He just put everything in
the bags under his eyes ♪ (bell dings)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Ronnie
and he is well fed ♪ ♪ When he wear all white he
looked just like deviled egg ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (buzzer beeps)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Somebody got a waist trainer on ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my family and we
made it through the hurdle ♪ ♪ So y'all give it up ♪ ♪ Is Mister and Ms. Celie
from "The Color Purple" ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ Now this my girl Jas ♪ ♪ Yeah she rap and she got her spit on ♪ ♪ But don't she look like DC
Young Fly if we had a wig on ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my twin ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my sister Paris ♪ ♪ And since day one
we've been real tight ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up at the reunion ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know I like to fight ♪ (audience laughing)
At the family reunion (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪
(bell dings) - D-Wrek, who won man? - I got to say the Black
Squad won that one, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheering drowns out sound) - [Audience] Wildn'n, Wild'n. - Come on baby, clap with
me, clap with me come on. ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my cousin and she
picked me up in a rental ♪ ♪ But don't her head shaped just like ♪ ♪ When you bite the eraser off a pencil ♪ (audience laughing)
- At the family reunion (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Here's my brother Carter
we are the minorities ♪ ♪ We are only here
'cause our dad owns MTV ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Jacob I
invited him to the city ♪ ♪ Y'all this who I'm replacing
with that (beep) Chico Bean ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Kim and
it's so hard to please her ♪ ♪ Especially when they just
look like "Me and Caesar" ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (buzzer beeps)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Brandon
and he is really funny ♪ ♪ I don't care if we on water now ♪ ♪ Bobby give me my money
and I'm not playing ♪ - I'll fight you for real.
- Why are you tripping? We at work bro. - I don't care nothing about this show I don't care about no work.
- We at work. - Give me my money.
(audience laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing who
we introducing dance. ♪ - Security.
♪ This my cousin Sees ♪ ♪ DC we don't mean to attack you ♪ ♪ But you need holla at him ♪ ♪ I can cover up that tattoo ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪
(bell dings) - DJ D-Wreks, who won that game? - I got to say the Red
Squad felt more relative so Red Squad won, make
some noise for Red Squad. - Everybody on their
feet, D-Wrek take us out. Let us make some noise.
(audience cheering) Welcome back to the legendary
episode of Wild'n Out, we got Kirk Franklin in a building. (audience cheering) It's a honor, it's a privilege right now since Kirk is like a
big brother to me, man. He family, so we gotta play a family game. Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called ♪ Family reunion ♪ Real simple we got all our
people out in the audience and they go introduce
their family members. If it's funny it get that bell (bell dings) If it's wacky, get a buzzer.
(buzzer beeps) Let's get to it y'all. ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Chris and
he ain't quite a boss yet ♪ ♪ But don't he look just like
Young Thug mixed with Offset ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ At the family reunion
who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is my Nana and she's 69 ♪ ♪ She goes to church with us ♪ ♪ 'Cause we're White
and we get out on time ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Agmet ♪ ♪ I'm telling y'all we
don't like your shirt ♪ ♪ Plus he always sell bean
pods outside of the church ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my auntie Titi and
she show me so much love ♪ ♪ Her hands so ashy it looked
like she got on usher gloves ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Chris and
he used to be my pastor ♪ ♪ But they had to close his church ♪ ♪ 'Cause he ate all the
communion crackers ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my nephew Tate and he always say ♪ ♪ Unc I'm coming to support you ♪ ♪ But go ahead boom you're famous ♪ ♪ Don't never say Unc
did nothing for you ♪ (beep)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This our pastor Philip ♪ ♪ His praying methods are different ♪ ♪ He really don't pray for men ♪ ♪ But he lay hands on all the women ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ (audience cheering) - DJ D-Wrek there is a
lot of family in here. - I gotta give it to the Black Squad. Make some noise for the Black Squad. - The man of God, he's in the building y'all keep it going for him. Everybody on your feet,
DJ D-Wrek take us out. (audience clapping) ♪ Rapper Jermaine Dupri why So So Def ♪ ♪ He never sign me ♪ ♪ He didn't sign you 'cause
it would have been (beep) ♪ ♪ You got turned down like door knob ♪ ♪ I'm sorry honey you're garbage ♪ (audience cheering) (upbeat music) - The topic is getting fired
(audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ You didn't get fired ♪ ♪ I thought you retired ♪ ♪ Heard you on the radio
crying and crying ♪ ♪ Wait what (beep) you wish ♪ ♪ Man, I didn't get fired (beep) I quit ♪ ♪ You said you quit I
don't want it your fast ♪ ♪ You need to put on this damn ski mask ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Nick you said you a
boss well you a liar ♪ ♪ You let the White people
tell me that I was fired ♪ ♪ How do White people tell
me I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ When the black dude was
the one to put me on ♪ ♪ The one to put you on ♪ ♪ And we gonna keep going
till the break of dawn ♪ ♪ 'Cause you my man word is bond ♪ ♪ Hey don't leave me hanging
you know what I'm saying ♪ ♪ Okay Nick I see that you Wild'n ♪ ♪ We'll call it even just
get me twenty thousand ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ Get you twenty thousand ♪ ♪ Yo that's so easy I
got that in my pocket ♪ ♪ You got it my neezy ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ This is my show and you are my cat ♪ ♪ So (beep) what they talking
about you got your job back ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is vacations ♪ So vacations a time to
break away from the drama ♪ ♪ That's why I took my baby
mama down to the Bahamas ♪ ♪ Washed up and you're the fighter ♪ ♪ Who really got to hit her ♪ ♪ I'm about to take your
girl all the way to Jamaica ♪ ♪ Jamaica all you got power ♪ ♪ Circle wild n' out
girl to the Eifel Tower ♪ ♪ We got in the shower for about an hour ♪ ♪ When we got out and
that nookie got devoured ♪ ♪ Boy stop you're not hot ♪ ♪ Cool the (indistinct)
air in my drop top ♪ ♪ And I got my time
trying to pass like TI ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Got a pretty girl hold her on a cell ♪ ♪ Book a hotel get the ATL ♪ ♪ DJ D-Wreks this was dope hit the bell ♪ (bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - The topic is Drake. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Y'all know I love Drake as you can see ♪ ♪ Just go on IG he just followed me ♪ ♪ He just followed you
is that what I see here ♪ ♪ Shoot your shot and slide in the DM ♪ ♪ Slide in his DM I already did ♪ ♪ I sent a video and he posted it ♪ ♪ If he posted it damn that was quick ♪ ♪ If he hit you back
you gonna let him in ♪ ♪ If I let him in it won't be the end ♪ ♪ I got to betray my boyfriend ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is stuntin' ♪ Look I pick up and kill
it yeah I know how I ♪ ♪ Hold up know the party
don't start till I show up ♪ ♪ Diamonds and watches it look like I'm ♪ ♪ Yeah so what my pockets so
big I mean they swell up ♪ ♪ I don't just spit man I'm sick so ♪ ♪ I throw up I got a Lambo
he got nothing to throw up ♪ ♪ There so many women here ♪ ♪ What's the hold up like shorty
right here you're so bad ♪ ♪ You so tough you can
come back to my crib ♪ ♪ I'm gonna nut ♪ ♪ Women are here (indistinct) ♪ ♪ Like shorty right here ♪ ♪ You know I'm a chiller ♪ ♪ I call her she pick up you
know I'm gonna kill her ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is Atlanta
(audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it I rep the cater ♪ ♪ When we get lit and
every thing greater ♪ ♪ Turn up in Cater that's
not the best side ♪ ♪ Everybody know that
that is the West Side ♪ ♪ You rep the West Side I will not share ♪ ♪ 'Cause all my Atlanta
girls do it the best ♪ (beep) ♪ I'm going somewhere you're not going ♪ ♪ And that is the strip club ♪ - I'm going to the strip club (audience cheering)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is make up.
(audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ When I'm made up they
stop and they stare ♪ ♪ Girl I got hair and clean underwear ♪ ♪ Clean underwear but
girl it aint working ♪ ♪ Without your make up
you're a different person ♪ ♪ A different person I'm in Mac shopping ♪ ♪ Girl look at my lip my
lip gloss is popping ♪ ♪ Your lip gloss is popping
bit it didn't stick ♪ ♪ You left it all at
Nick Cannon's (beep) ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is cars. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Boy Luda you know I got cars ♪ ♪ Shoot Fast and Furious in my garage ♪ ♪ I come with them bars ♪ ♪ You can keep going ♪ ♪ Y'all make some noise ♪ ♪ Luda will be flowing ♪ ♪ Luda be flowing I'm
switching these gears ♪ ♪ Headed to the airport
with chicken and beer ♪ ♪ Chicken and beer that was your album ♪ ♪ But I'm in my old school
riding down on national ♪ ♪ Riding down on national
sucks like santa ♪ ♪ Put your hands up if
you representing Atlanta ♪ ♪ Repping Atlanta you know how he do it ♪ ♪ Yall make some noise
for my man Ludacris ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell dings)
(audience clapping) - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is old school flow ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Sucker MC trying to steal my style ♪ ♪ Just because we aint
kicking it a little while ♪ ♪ Every time I watch
these "Wild'n Out" shows ♪ ♪ Sucker MC trying to use my flow ♪ ♪ See I thought you were sober ♪ ♪ But you're just be gone ♪ ♪ Used to be on MTV but now it's VH1 ♪ ♪ No matter the channel
bro we still hold down ♪ ♪ And no matter the channel
they better cut the check ♪ ♪ They better cut the check
because we having fun ♪ ♪ We went from MTV to the VH1 ♪ ♪ It was me and your mom
and your auntie too ♪ ♪ She was watching video and
then we school boyed you ♪ ♪ We got school boyed you here LA muscle ♪ ♪ Before we move forward
rest in peace Nipsey Hustle ♪ ♪ 'Cause you already know
in the name the game ♪ ♪ We gonna keep rapping old
school and bringing the flames ♪ ♪ Say you Chico Bean
and I'm Karlous Miller ♪ ♪ Who ever go off the hook ♪ ♪ They gotta pick it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it you already know ♪ ♪ I'm gonna keep on
rapping old school bro ♪ ♪ 'Cause I do it off the dough ♪ ♪ One time I'm gonna do it on the mic ♪ ♪ Said I plan in the game
I aint never been a lame ♪ ♪ Keep on doing on the brain ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon salute it's season 14 ♪ - Bye.
- Wild'n Out! - Your topic is pregnancy. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I am not pregnant as you can see ♪ ♪ 'Cause when we get nasty I pop a premE ♪ ♪ You use a premE and I'm pulling out ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a broke (beep)
my mom kicked me out ♪ ♪ Your mom kicked you
out boy that is a shame ♪ ♪ I can't have your baby
I don't know your name ♪ ♪ You don't know my name
girl you should stop ♪ ♪ I just want the (beep) ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is play ground ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Never damn time I never ever lay down ♪ ♪ I was tuned up tryanna
go to the play ground ♪ ♪ Talk about playground that aint hard ♪ ♪ Your girl be swinging
on my monkey ball ♪ ♪ That aint true she was born to ride ♪ ♪ Your girl made me hop on her slide ♪ ♪ Talking bout a slide hold on trick ♪ ♪ Hold up cool I hit on the swing ♪ ♪ Hold on who are you ♪ ♪ You better stop before
I put a booger on you ♪ ♪ Booger on me hold on swing ♪ ♪ You know what I even gonna tell ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is Wild'n Out girls ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ The Wild'n Out girls they're so fly ♪ ♪ In a green room I got them all high ♪ ♪ Wild'n Out girls we gotta thank Nick ♪ ♪ But man it's so hard to
think one he aint hit ♪ ♪ One he aint hit man that's too easy ♪ ♪ I want that one there
her lips is so greasy ♪ ♪ Her lips is so greasy
you gotta be kidding me ♪ ♪ Which one you want thou
Jasmine or Brittany ♪ ♪ Jasmine or Brittany man it's so crazy ♪ ♪ I be like DC have a Wild'n Out baby ♪ ♪ Hold on stop that was just crazy ♪ ♪ Say now DC has a Wild'n Out baby ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is luxury. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ When it comes to this luxury ♪ ♪ Can't no one (beep) with me ♪ ♪ Stay sharp call me Nick Cutlery ♪ ♪ Nick Cutlery I'm gonna get out now ♪ ♪ Who are you Snoop dog
or are you Bow Wow ♪ ♪ I can be Bow Wow the
way I just lay there ♪ ♪ I don't wanna ride now but
you don't wanna fight now ♪ ♪ 'Cause I am Nick, I'm not a trip ♪ ♪ And you don't wanna see
a (beep) all this drip ♪ ♪ Yes, yeah you Nick, the
drip yeah you got knowledge ♪ ♪ But you looking like a fake lil Yatchy ♪ ♪ Fake lil Yatchy that is my partner ♪ ♪ Boy you don't even wanna
come in just stunting ♪ ♪ I don't wanna see with them jeans ♪ ♪ (beep) you don't wanna (beep) me ♪ ♪ I know Nick, what would you be ♪ ♪ You don't get cooler wearing Supreme ♪ ♪ I don't get cooler for wearing Supreme ♪ ♪ But we got no choice ♪ ♪ I (beep) with my team ♪ ♪ You Tory Lanez this not a game ♪ ♪ I take your girl hop on a train ♪ ♪ You take a girl step off the train ♪ ♪ What you don't know that I'm not lame ♪ ♪ 'Cause you don't know
I'm about to Wild Out ♪ ♪ I bey you (beep) every
chic on the Wild'n Out! ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is soul food. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I (beep) your mom and
I knew she was with it ♪ ♪ I brought her a plate and
she gave me her biscuit ♪ ♪ Gave you her biscuit telling me that ♪ ♪ I would touch your girl
but she smell like catfish ♪ ♪ Smelling like cat fish
that's not my baby ♪ ♪ I smashed her potato
and gave her my gravy ♪ ♪ Gave her your gravy that is not valid ♪ ♪ I bet you don't season
your potato salad ♪ ♪ Potato salad boy please ♪ ♪ 'Cause when I stir it up it
sound like mac and cheese ♪ ♪ Like mac and cheese yeah
you better get going ♪ ♪ I'll put (beep) your girl neck bone ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is breaking up. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Justina Justina I wanna break up ♪ ♪ You don't look the same when
you take off that make up ♪ ♪ Take off my make up Karlous you funny ♪ ♪ You always the same dusty and bummy ♪ ♪ Dusty and bummy girl that's a pig sty ♪ ♪ How you a white girl
that's wearing a lace front ♪ ♪ I bought the lace front that is a fact ♪ ♪ But how come your life
is always off track ♪ ♪ Always off track but
that's how I'm living ♪ ♪ Black men don't cheat
except on white women ♪ ♪ Except on white women I got a secret ♪ ♪ You got me pregnant
and I'm bout to keep it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ We got that one.
- Wild'n Out! - Your topic is catfish. (audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ You are a cat fish and that is a fact ♪ ♪ You lied to me girl and
said your ass was fat ♪ ♪ Yeah I gat ass you know I got plenty ♪ ♪ But (beep) you lied you
said you were skinny ♪ ♪ If you wasn't lying id be your fiance ♪ ♪ What happened to you you
don't look like Beyonce ♪ (audience oohs)
♪ Look like Beyonce ♪ ♪ Boy you so fake you lied to my face ♪ ♪ And said you look like Drake ♪ ♪ Look at my face I do look like Drake ♪ ♪ If he aint stake then get hell away ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Caribbean Island. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ In Jamaica we say no worries ♪ ♪ I step up the mic call me stafari ♪ ♪ You are stafari I am so happy ♪ ♪ Your mum likes to win ♪ ♪ Ting a ling a ling
boy you just spoiled ♪ ♪ You really need some coconut oil ♪ ♪ Coconut oil that is a toy ♪ ♪ I am a shooter you a party boy ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is pets ♪ Talking about pets you
got eyes like a frog ♪ ♪ Just so yall know he
been kissing his dog ♪ ♪ Dogging my cat but not kissing my dog ♪ ♪ After that last line you
should have said (beep) ♪ ♪ Should have said (beep)
boy you live in a garden ♪ ♪ That's why you look like a ostrich ♪ ♪ I am an ostrich 'cause I am quite shy ♪ ♪ But you are an ostrich
cause you are not fly ♪ ♪ I am not fly but who are you ♪ ♪ Since you Shaggy where's Scooby Doo ♪ ♪ Forget Scooby Doo you
smell like a farrot ♪ ♪ You look like a parrot ♪ ♪ You are a rabbit but
these are not carats ♪ (bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is hair styles. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I'm on 85 in my Escalade
I aint even got a bob ♪ ♪ But you can still catch the fame ♪ ♪ Okay the fame hold on that lane ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get that coochie
laid like some braid ♪ ♪ Hold up hold up you
said you gonna get laid ♪ ♪ Ah ah boo boo I got single waves ♪ ♪ Talk about single waves I'm a stunner ♪ ♪ Some of y'all girls got
messed up lace fronts ♪ ♪ Hold on, oh, you gotta no gadget ♪ ♪ And your girl aint got no edges ♪ ♪ Got no edges (beep) gram ♪ ♪ Look at her looking like sperm ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is So So Def ♪ Rapper Jermaine Dupri why So So Def ♪ ♪ He never sign me ♪ ♪ He didn't sign you 'cause
it would have been (beep) ♪ ♪ You got turned down like door knob ♪ ♪ I'm sorry honey you're garbage ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ But I been a fan I used to
think Bow Wow was my man ♪ ♪ Bow could never be your
man that's not real good ♪ ♪ You need to come with something else ♪ ♪ You're looking like
you're from the hood ♪ ♪ What you wanna do I
rap cause I'm so good ♪ ♪ And I'm So So Def
girl I wish you would ♪ (audience cheering) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - The topic is after party ♪ After this show is the after party ♪ ♪ You know over here we
just getting it started ♪ ♪ Getting this naughty I need a bottle ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon staying
with only the models ♪ ♪ I stay with the models
I stay with the queens ♪ ♪ I stay with the ones I'm
the one in their dreams ♪ ♪ One that they dream
you know that is edible ♪ ♪ We rep the squad and
you know it's incredible ♪ ♪ You know what's
incredible we win the war ♪ ♪ It don't matter if
its the source or more ♪ ♪ You know that I'm with
it Nick is my boss ♪ ♪ But I still let him hit it ♪ ♪ Girl you messed up how you gonna do me ♪ ♪ I aint tryanna catch a
case that's not me too ♪ ♪ I'm gonna just be rocking to the top ♪ ♪ 2-Chains in the building
and you know we don't stop ♪ ♪ His titty boy and I'm gonna call it ♪ ♪ I'm gonna set it all
cause I'm so on toe ♪ ♪ Hawk is chilling Nick is chilling ♪ ♪ (indistinct) ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is the Wild'n Out cast. (audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ We got the Wild'n Out cast ♪ ♪ And you shouldn't wanna round em all ♪ ♪ Big Mack is shaped like
Barney the purple dinosaur ♪ ♪ Purple dinosaur you
know that I mean it ♪ ♪ Your mother did better
than (beep) Justina ♪ ♪ You say Justina but you know you lying ♪ ♪ 'Cause Cyril is built
like he's really trying ♪ ♪ Your sister she love me
I'm sick with your words ♪ ♪ And Charlie Kurts tities
is bigger then hers ♪ ♪ Don't trip cause you got new teeth ♪ ♪ So don't dress like a
wolf on Peach Tree Street ♪ ♪ And you know I get down I'm Chico Bean ♪ ♪ And you already know I'm
gonna kill your whole team ♪ ♪ Who kill my whole team
I'm not your child ♪ ♪ You see him right there
I really hate his smile ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon look I really don't need ♪ ♪ This is not love do not cancel me ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - The topic is stereotypes. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Hold up damn don't get offended ♪ ♪ When we order food you say 10 minutes ♪ ♪ We say 10 minutes boy don't trip ♪ ♪ 'Cause everyone knows
that y'all do not tip ♪ ♪ We do not tip give me respect ♪ ♪ We eat the food yall eat pets ♪ ♪ Talk about pets okay I got you ♪ ♪ I ate your girls kitty
cat with some Sriracha ♪ ♪ With some Sriracha hold that thought ♪ ♪ How you get here 'cause
I know you can't drive ♪ ♪ Okay we can't drive
it might be a problem ♪ ♪ But at least when we get
there we get there on time ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out!
- The topic is the 90's. (audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ In the 90's I was never bored ♪ ♪ Played Mario Kart on my N64 ♪ ♪ N64? that ain't for sure ♪ ♪ You know I'm a bet like
just Keenan and Kel ♪ ♪ Keenan and Kel, you never can stop me ♪ ♪ Before we had kids we had Tom McGee ♪ ♪ Don't know what that
is 'cause I am a boss ♪ ♪ I keep this place jumping
like I'm Kris Kross ♪ ♪ I'm Kris Kross you know what do ♪ ♪ He bows out your boss
with my tucker roof ♪ ♪ Tucker roof then that really go ♪ ♪ I'm a pimp I'm a player I'm a jigaloo ♪ ♪ A jigaloo you never can fail ♪ ♪ Every bad guy playing Origantrrain' ♪ - The hell is an Origantrrain? (beep) - Video game. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is grocery shopping. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Yoh, Charlie Gliss. my
G here go a healthy tip ♪ ♪ On grocery trips you should
have more than bags of chips ♪ ♪ Back up Chico tell me
what the hell he mean ♪ ♪ His name is Chico his
head is like a jelly bean ♪ ♪ Jelly bean you know
that there is not a fact ♪ ♪ But you so fat 'cause I
do like to buy is snacks ♪ ♪ That's a fact I do like to buy a snack ♪ ♪ But look at your teeth ♪ ♪ They look like they purchase crack ♪ ♪ Purchase crack no we don't
deal with that no more ♪ ♪ But you don't ever buy no
veggie from the grocery store ♪ ♪ I don't ever buy no veggies
when I pulling out this dollar ♪ ♪ 'Cause you can as your girl
how I'm always tossing salad ♪ ♪ Toss a salad that's what you be doing ♪ ♪ No wonder why your breath
smell like is poo-pooing ♪ (bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
- The topic is nostalgia. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Hey yo my (beep) I
smoke you like (beep) ♪ ♪ I play with your (beep) like
play with (beep) Nintendo ♪ ♪ Oh my Nintendo hold up no styling ♪ ♪ When your ass big
like (beep) rotwailer ♪ ♪ Oh god damn you lost the term ♪ ♪ This (beep) look like a earth worm ♪ ♪ I look like a earthworm
boy please stop it ♪ ♪ If you don't get the ♪
(barks) ♪ Looking (beep) ♪ ♪ This boy over here think
he live a thug life ♪ ♪ Why you look like one of
the (beep) of a bugs life ♪ ♪ Hold up (indistinct chatter) ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is rumors. (audience clapping) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I know you heard I
taste like a skittle ♪ ♪ But you never know
'cause I heard you little ♪ ♪ Heard that I was little
bet you didn't stick ♪ ♪ I heard you on the show
because you slept with Nick ♪ ♪ I slept with Nick you
know that's not true ♪ ♪ You just mad 'cause I
won't sleep with you ♪ ♪ I heard that it stink
and that is a scene ♪ ♪ That's why you can't
find you a boyfriend ♪ (audience laughing) - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is girl power ♪ Girl you look good come
and pose for this picture ♪ ♪ You know how I roll I'm
gonna slide for my sister ♪ ♪ Slide for my sister
that's an understatement ♪ ♪ 'Cause all of my ladies
are destined for greatness ♪ ♪ Destined for greatness
yeah you should know ♪ ♪ All of my ladies come follow me (beep) ♪ ♪ Follow me (beep) you heard my girl ♪ ♪ Ladies are winning
they running the world ♪ ♪ We on the grind we getting niggas ♪ ♪ It's us against them ♪ ♪ (beep) ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is Disney shows. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Talk about Disney I know
you're too mad at me ♪ ♪ Got to go sticky like the Proud Family ♪ ♪ Like the Proud Family I really ball ♪ ♪ My buddy is tall like
where's the Kelly Yo ♪ ♪ Where's the Kelly Yo that's amazing ♪ ♪ You haven't grown
since That's so Raven ♪ ♪ That's so Raven aint argue ♪ ♪ But don't you look just
like Ron Stopperble ♪ (audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
- Your topic is sneaker ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm a D we in the A ♪ ♪ I wear Westin buy me some Jays ♪ ♪ Buy me some jays that sound boring ♪ ♪ Feel it, go, get some Lebrone ♪ ♪ Get some Lebrones, I'm
a boomer so feel me ♪ ♪ Like they should, I got them hillies ♪ ♪ Okay them hillies that is too fun ♪ ♪ Hold on my (beep) we
don't (beep) with Shaqs ♪ ♪ We don't love Shaqs maybe you don't ♪ ♪ I didn't say I got them too ♪ ♪ What you say that is a
rumor I ate your girl out ♪ ♪ Like a a Puma ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is rappers. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Talking about rappers okay let's see ♪ ♪ You do impressions try Jay Z ♪ ♪ He said Jay Z so I'm like
(indistinct) the Blacks ♪ ♪ (beep) Who's next ♪ ♪ Where you going baby? please be cool ♪ ♪ Let me think try uncle Snoop ♪ ♪ I can't believe you
triple done dared me ♪ ♪ M I the LVC and you know it's a TV ♪ ♪ Try me up next you cannot be me ♪ ♪ We in Atlanta so you gotta go nutty ♪ ♪ Nutty go fly, he can
only pay beginners ♪ ♪ In rapping your name
you know I don't mimic ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - The topic is white privilege. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I use Venus, yes please ♪ ♪ I love being white that's all I need ♪ ♪ All I need I hear your bro ♪ ♪ That's why we made it on a TV show ♪ ♪ You're right that's why
I don't hold a grudge ♪ ♪ You can go to court
because my father's a judge ♪ ♪ Father's a judge white and father ♪ ♪ These black people
don't know their father ♪ ♪ Oh wait a minute let talk at you ♪ ♪ I'm going to call the
cops at the barbecue ♪ ♪ Berberque oh that's gross ♪ ♪ Raisings and potato
salad doing the most ♪ ♪ Doing the most you said doing the most ♪ ♪ Hello 911 too many black folks ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Too many black folks ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is studio sessions. (audience clapping) ♪ We in the studio keeping it ghetto ♪ ♪ You know that all my beats incredible ♪ ♪ Zone zone, zone,
zone, zone, zone, zone ♪ ♪ Zone zone you be a one ♪ ♪ Because all your beats
you do em for fun ♪ ♪ He keep em hot Swizz on the track ♪ ♪ Roughriders yet where they at ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon ugly bye byes in the house ♪ ♪ Came back (indistinct)
put them in your mouth ♪ ♪ Came back Atlanta we do it down south ♪ ♪ Do it I can never say
put it in your mouth ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your topic is body types ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Speaking of body
types boy I got plenty ♪ ♪ Fat dudes is in it's over for skinny ♪ ♪ It's over for skinny
don't put disrespect ♪ ♪ You do not exercise you
just run out of breath ♪ ♪ I ran out of breath you need to stop ♪ ♪ See we eat the food and we eat the box ♪ ♪ You eat the box your
girl say you like it ♪ ♪ She lift up your stomach
to see if you packing ♪ ♪ See if I'm packing boy I don't care ♪ ♪ I'm not just fat here
I'm big everywhere ♪ ♪ Boy you big everywhere
you need to stop ♪ ♪ 'Cause he call me skinny
(beep) even though he's not ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is situationships (audience cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ You saved your ass but Chico I'm sorry ♪ ♪ I'm gonna ask again baby what are we ♪ ♪ Baby what are we boo we just chilling ♪ ♪ And you can't lie it's
a wonderful feeling ♪ ♪ Wonderful feeling boy are you crazy ♪ ♪ I wanna be your girl
but you do not claim me ♪ ♪ I do not claim you
is that what you said ♪ ♪ You tripping little baby
its all in your head ♪ ♪ All in my head so that is a
scam if you really love me ♪ ♪ Post me on your gram ♪ ♪ Post you on the gram no that is a sin ♪ ♪ Sorry B. Simone I'm not your boyfriend ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - Wild'n Out! - Your topic is TV host. ♪ I am the real one you wanna be one ♪ ♪ A TV host that's what I do for fun ♪ ♪ You say you do for
fun oh what the hell ♪ ♪ Catch me in the morning on TIL ♪ ♪ TIL yeah oh well nut it's
more important than ATL ♪ ♪ We get it popping don't know that ♪ ♪ I'm gonna take your
life we are the westside ♪ ♪ Oh god the westside okay what happened ♪ ♪ What happened to
"America's Got Talent" ♪ ♪ "America's Got Talent"
you know we retired ♪ ♪ Everybody know that I didn't get fired ♪ ♪ I quit that (beep) kick that (beep) ♪ ♪ Rip that (beep) I kicked that (beep) ♪ ♪ On the top of that though
you know I skip that (beep) ♪ (cheering drowns sound) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - I wanna know, Nick wanna know, my team want to know. The crowd wanna know. (audience cheering) Who was the last person to cheat and why? (audience oohs) - Wait, well here's the thing, we like to swing so we ain't tripping. (audience cheering)
(indistinct chatter) An invitation.
- No. (audience cheering and clap) - Hey guys (giggles) Hi Nick, how are you? - Hi Jess. - Which one of her hits
something you don't have. So sorry, so sorry, so sorry. That's very rude, I know you're my boss. I'm sorry. Which one of her hits would
you say best describes how you feel about Mariah Carey now? (audience oohs) I should have cheated.
(audience oohs) I just want it to be over.
(audience oohs) ♪ Or I don't love you no more. ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ I don't love you no more ♪ (audience cheering) - I mean I still love
her, but a little bit. (audience laughing) Let's go Big Baby.
(indistinct singing) - [Big Mack] Oh, shoot! What's up, Keysh? - Hey how're you doing? - Girl, I got a question everybody be all in your business. - I see.
- You was with Jeezy, you was with some basketball player, I mean he didn't play good we don't know if he still plays now. We wanna know between
him, who had the better D? The D boy or the D boy? Who gave the best D? - [All] Who gave the best D? Who gave the best D? Who gave the best D? (audience laughing) - Y'all this is gonna do? Yall gonna do me like that? - I mean yeah-
- Yeah, sorry Keesha, sorry, I love you buy sorry. I would have to say my ex-husband. (audience laughing)
(audience cheering) - Which one of your baby
mommas had the better (beep) Mariah Carey or your new baby mama? (audience oohs) - I plead the fifth. (audience cheering) - Hit her man she good dawg, she aint play yet. - I want her to testify on my behalf. (audience laughing)
- What's up, Keesha? - Hi.
- How are you doing? - What'd you got on your lips playboy? Lip gloss or something?
- Lip gloss. Lip gloss.
(audience laughing) Real talk though, check it out. If Nick walked over here right now and wanted to kiss you on the lips, would you deny it or
would you accept that? - Is that a real question?
- Real question. - Definitely deny it.
(audience oohs) (audience laughing)
- Hurt. - Super dumb ass.
- That was dumb. Y'all rachet, y'all rachet. - Keesha, hello!
- Hi. - I know I'm supposed
to be talking to Nick but you're so fine. If you would have cheated
on me I'd apologize. You know that it's my fault, I should have been there for you. What's up, player. - What's going on, Seth? - Why are you looking like money? - I appreciate it. Speaking of the money, do me a favor. Look right in that camera
and answer this question. - I got you, what you need? - Who was the last woman
that wasn't your mama that you gave some cash
money to right now. Just look right into the camera 'cause I know your baby
mama love this show. Not your mama, not your auntie. - My daughter, she needed
lunch money for school. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - (stammers) My bad. I'm sorry, I was outside paying my meter. Matter of fact, you have
50 cent I can borrow? Nevermind. Mr. Ross, I'm gonna get straight to it. MMG, that's your label.
- Believe that. - MMG is more than label,
though, it's like a family. - Most definitely.
- You guys like brothers. And as we all know,
brothers fight sometimes. And it was a well-publicized dispute between two of your biggest artists. So my question to you, Mr. Ross is, in a brotherly friendly fist
fight who are you taking, Meek mill or Wale?
(audience oohs) - I'm gonna plead the fifth. (audience cheering) - Maybach Legal.
- Mayback Legal. Excuse me, Nicholas. So I heard you have this
record label called Incredible? - Uh-huh. - There's a few young incredible women that you've had the opportunity to know throughout your incredible career but they may have some
things to say about you that you have going on
that aren't so incredible. So I was just wondering
if you cared to show the ladies in the audience exhibit D. (audience cheering) - I want you to point the exhibit D. (audience cheering) I plead the fifth. (audience cheering) It's a family show, it's a family show. (audience cheering) - Sorry, I'm a little late. I was auditioning for
"America's Got Talent". Apparently the last host thing happening. (audience cheering) Nicholas Cannon, I noticed
you've been working out. You got ab day, you got leg day on lock. You got all day on smash.
(audience cheering) My question to you is, out
of all the exercises you do. Why do you always skip talent day? (audience oohs) - Because that's the day
I'm back in your mom's. (audience cheering)
Everyday. - That's not sufficient. - Damn it I pled the fifth. - My question to you is
really really simple man. I wanna know exactly what made
you whoop Derek Fisher's ass? (audience laughing) - That's just rules to
the game, that's it. - So you're confirming
that you whooped his ass? - Absolutely.
- I see. (audience cheering) - So you know I'm real,
people say I am real dramatic. And I jumped over tables and I do things and I say things like, (beep)
but who's more dramatic? Me or your Mariah? (audience oohs) - I don't know you and I
ain't going to talk bad about my baby mama on TV. - So?
- I plead the fifth. (bell dings) Y'all don't gotta know
bout the other Mariah. (audience cheering) Here we go, hit him DC. - Mark what's up? Mark just reach over and say hi. Since you already confirmed that you whooped Derrick Fishers ass and you know I'm goofy. Was the (beep) like, "Ouch (beep) damn. You fight nothing like you
play basketball, damn." How was it? - He ran all through
the house acting crazy - He ran all through the house? (audience laughing drowns sound) - Mr. Cannon, (clears throat) ladies and gentlemen of the jury your children are named
Moroccan and Monroe. - He was drunk.
(audience laughing) - As they are more often known dem babies. When you decided to name
your children after a country and a dead white movie star. Were you smoking marijuana
or crack cocaine? I was planting some trees. (audience clapping)
- Thank you. (audience cheering) ♪ You know you're going down down baby, ♪ inside this courtroom. Now you're under oath. In your honest opinion,
- Come on with it. - Between Murphy Lee and Ashanti who has prettier sideburns? (audience laughing) Tell us, you are under oath. - Murphy Lee.
(audience laughing) (audience clapping) - This is for you Nick Cannon, how old were you when
you sold out to the man? - How old were you Nick? - I didn't sell out, I have no
idea what you talking about. - I rest my case.
- I object. - I know you didn't sell out, I sold out. I sold out at Walmart, Target. (audience cheering drowns out sound) - Damn I should have said that (beep) - You sell out somewhere, see. (audience cheering) - Glad to see the cuts on
your cheek heal, finally? (audience laughing) I found this the other day. This right here is your street cred. I'm curious when you lost it. (audience oohs) Was it when you sang a song within Insync or sang a song with the
honey nut Cheerios bid? (audience laughing) - You don't understand what general mills checks look like, do you? - No.
- I know you don't. - I'm sponsored by Old Navy. - No, no, no, you're
sponsored by the navy. (audience laughing) - All right.
- He aint pleading the fifth. (audience clapping) - We all know you have
a very lustrous music and acting career.
- Lustrous. - And you've been fortunate enough to work with some amazing females. Two of which are Zoe Saldana
- Word! - and Christina Milian.
- Word. - So we wanna know, in your opinion who is the more talented
actress Zoe or Christina? (audience oohs) - Zoe? - See, now I thought you
would've said Christina 'cause she acted like she
loved you for two years. (audience oohs) (audience cheering) - People in the courtroom
today are watching you play, Plead the fifth. And we want to know five rappers that you can rap better than. (audience oohs) - Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Cannon. (audience laughing) - We gonna see, we gonna see. (audience cheering) - How you go Rack city, pew pew pew. (audience laughing) Quick question. Why didn't you leave
Young Money Cash Money? Is it because Birdman didn't pay you or was it not young enough for you? (audience oohs) - I'm gonna go with the first one. - Birdman did not pay you. (audience laughing)
- Wow! - You heard that? Didn't pay Nick either. (audience laughing) - That plan all right? - Yes, sir.
- That plan good? - Okay, Luda.
- Yes sir. - You're a family man, now.
- Yeah. - But you wasn't always that way. (Luda laughs) You told us you had hoes
by near hoes by far. (audience laughing) It was hoes in the room. - [Both] It was hoes in the car. - And then you went as far as telling us you had hoes in other areas codes. Now that you married, when
you visit with your family, what area code are you most worried about? (audience laughing)
- Good question. - That's a good question. I'm gonna have to go with the 213. - 213, that giving me trouble too. (audience clapping) - I-G-G-Y (clears throat) What murder weapon do you think Nick cannon killed hip hop with? (audience laughing) Was it a gun or his last album? - I didn't even know he
had an album, honestly. (audience oohs)
(audience clapping) - Iggy Azelea how you
doing, you're such a beauty I love those boots, those are beautiful. - Thank you. - You wanna know what I don't love? - What?
- Nick's music. All right, let's move on.
(audience laughing) Mr Cannon, you create
opportunities for people, for example the Wild'n Out girls. Like you give them an
opportunity to be more than just objectified on
Instagram and social media. - You get it, you get it. - So my question to you with
that said, Mr. Cannon is would you allow your daughter
to be a Wild'n Out girl? (audience oohs) - Hell no!
(audience laughing) - Oh hell no, ladies, come
here, come here ladies. Oh, well with that being said, what is it that the Wild'n Out girls do that you wouldn't want
your daughter to do? (audience laughing)
- I plead the fifth. (audience clapping) - I just wanna say
you're really beautiful. - Thank you. - Like really real beautiful
and myself, my castmates and every dude in here
would really like to know how much of that booty is really real? (audience oohs) - Y'all wanna know, these guys over here? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - All right I'm gonna put you up on game is real in your hands but y'all don't need to be worrying about booty
that's above your weight class. (audience oohs)
(audience clapping) - The question is sex with other women, (beep) that's what you're doing. That's what you do, that's what you did. When was it better? Now that you're single
or when you were married? (audience laughing)
- We wanna know! - [All] We wanna know! We wanna know! We wanna know! We wanna know!
- You want the truth? - Nothing but the truth.
- You want the truth? - Yes.
- You can't handle the truth. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering) - I think the ladies wanna know this. Who gave you the best oral sex? Was it Future, Rob or Tyga. (audience oohs)
- Oh my God. - I'm gonna go with Tyga.
(audience cheering) - Good job Tyga, good job. - Hey boy, what's popping?
- I'm good. - Hey Chyna.
- Hi baby. - I'm a fan of yours so
I'm not gonna ask you any disrespectful questions
like some of my teammates. You're just gonna talk about some of the boys you've been with. So I'm gonna keep it real simple, right. (beep) Marry, kill?
(audience laughing) Ybn Almighty Jay, Tyga and Rob Kardashian. - Kill Tyga,
(audience oohs) Marry Rob and (beep) Ybn.
- Get that check, baby. (audience cheering) - What'd do there Chyna.
- Hi boo. - How're you doing?
- I'm good. - Hey Nick.
- What's up V. - What'd do. So I gotta I to say it's gonna be a really hard little thing,
but okay let's get to it. So if you went down to
your last, like no money, like bankruptcy, like rolling. And a little ice cream truck came about and y'all three little kids came around. Which one would you buy the icecream for? The youngest 'cause the twins
rich, Mariah their mama. (audience laughing)
- Get your ass out of here. - This kind of person
always wants something. Help him.
- What is... (audience laughing) (upbeat music) - This would be the
greatest invention ever. (buzzer ringing)
- What is a thought detector? (buzzer ringing) - What is Alcohol without a hangover. Thank you.
(audience cheering) (buzzer ringing)
- What is ♪ A blunt that never go out. ♪
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing) - What is a (beep) sucking machine? I would buy two of those.
(audience laughing) (buzzer beeps)
(audience laughing) - Never leave the house. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your answer is subliminal
posts after a break up. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, don't be making nobody a priority when they make you a option.
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is (beep) (beep)
- That's not very subliminal. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I'm still looking for a boyfriend. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, Ain't it funny how God removes
certain people out your life. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
- Hood air freshener scents. (buzzer ringing)
- What is kush and Hennesy? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is oodles and noodles? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is Larry's? (bell dings)
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What is snacks at his house with his big ass, all types of snacks. Bubba chicken wings, buttermilk biscuts. (bell dings)
(audience laughing) Grits (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing) - Whatever shaving creme
for that big ass head. (indistinct) musty ass hands, whatever problem with those big ass feet. (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Things girls say to avoid having sex. - Let him go first
(buzzer ringing) - I'm on my period.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- I don't care. - Go ahead fool.
- He go. (buzzer ringing)
- What is stop, you're like a big brother to me. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, do you even remember my name?
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - You might hear this at a Kanye concert. (buzzer ringing) - I paid 4,000 for these sweats. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing) Don't let Nick Cannon in
'cause he (beep) my (beep) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, man, what the hell kind of church is this? (audience laughing)
- Wild'n Out! - Things that will make a thug cry? - What is after you (beep)
she keep going (moans) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - You go like an earth
worm, how do you do that? - I was just gonna say
(buzzer ringing) What is, when Scar had killed Mufasa. (bell dings)
- You still hard. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - This is a lie you would tell the police. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, Do you know who my daddy is?
(audience laughing) (bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I swear to God, I don't
know that white lady. (audience laughing)
(buzzer ringing) - My license suspended? You (beep)
(audience laughing) - Oh (overlapping beeps) - Goddamn!
- It's a big one. (buzzer ringing)
- Man (beep) (audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, who was going 60? But my transmitter say
I can only going by 25. (audience laughing)
- Oh, oh - That's messed up. - Everybody okay?
(audience laughing) - What I told the officer was, I'm not drunk I had dropped some fries and I was trying to reach and grab it but now (beep) the vibe. Just so you know, fat
that lives matter, okay. - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - [DJ D-Wrek] These have been
known to hurt the community. - Go ahead big baby.
(buzzer ringing) - What are side chicks?
(audience laughing) (bell dings) - Gotta be quicker than that.
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
What are the cops? (audience cheering)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing) - What are black people moving in? (audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What are white people. (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - Hold on man.
(buzzer ringing) What are white people
who lock their doors. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What are white people who come in and burn our property. (bell dings)
(buzzer ringing) - What are white people that
bring their baby on the plane. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Key phrases that let
you know she's upset. (beep)
- All right you go first. Go.
- I'm fine. (audience laughing)
(buzzer ringing) - What is I just find it funny that... (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- Do you. (audience laughing)
Do you. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, any phrase with the
word lil in front of it? I saw you at your lil job,
with your little friend. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your answer is hood superhero names. (buzzer ringing) - What is the bionic baby daddy. - Another good one
(buzzer ringing) - What is twerkyleaks
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I got that fat, man.
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- The answer is, who is my partner now.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- We good, she good. - What is rubber band (indistinct)? (audience clapping)
- Wild'n Out! - These activities are
exclusive to only white people. (buzzer ringing)
- Oh oh! - What is spending time with their dads? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - You can say this at a job
interview and during sex. - (beep) What is, is this a new position? (bell dings) - What is I'll come
whenever you want me to. (bell dings) - Hey, you got to raise. - What is you're right, they always said I was overqualified. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your answer is you hear
this before a breakup. (buzzer ringing)
What is, did you get my text? (bell dings)
- That's funny. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, over likes (beep), really? Over like?
(audience laughing) - Go crazy, go crazy.
(buzzer ringing) - What is, is it in yet? (audience oohs)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, So I got my test results back and you might want to take
two of these pills too. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - [DJ D-Wrek] This is an urban legend that is simply not true. (audience cheering)
(buzzer ringing) - What is, that all girls
named Becky give good (beep) (audience laughing)
(buzzer beeps) (audience clapping)
- Not good, not good? - We tried, we all try. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, that that girl named
Becky gives good (beep) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - This phase was over before it began. (buzzer ringing)
- What is . that is so fetch.
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What is a relationship. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing) - I did this for my fat
friend who couldn't run. Yeah, come on.
- You know. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, new year new me, I'm hitting the gym. Getting my body right for the summer. (audience laughing)
- I got it. (buzzer ringing)
What is this man's shirt. Bro, that shirt is ugly
(audience laughing) You need to close that button (beep) - I like your shirt, you
rock that low V-neck. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Phrases used by faithful black men. (buzzer ringing)
- What is any phrase, 'cause black men don't cheat. (audience clapping) - covered by the one
and only Karlous Miller, ladies and gentlemen. (audience cheering)
(buzzer ringing) - What is, I don't even know that girl. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
What is, no, thank you, I'm fine.
(bell dings) What is I got a girl. (buzzer ringing)
What is good bye. (bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Why Nick Cannon was a turban. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, because all his stand-up comedy bombs. (audience oohs)
- That was a good one. - It might not work. It probably wouldn't work.
- It's not gonna work. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, America's got talent fired
him so needs a new Hijab. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - That was a good one.
- Yeah, think about it. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Black people order this at restaurants. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, can I get a water with lemon. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is Junior, what do you want? He's gonna get some chicken tenders. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is separate checks? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- And what is, make sure you tell them folks
you under eight years old so you can eat free.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Wild'n Out! - How to score a date when you're broke. - Oh do that.
(buzzer ringing) - I know this bomb ass vending machine. It's right on the corner,
right by the red box. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, you know they got samples in
the food court if you hungry, you can walk by...
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, nah, I just come over there and kick you. Me, you and the kids.
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, you just rate it from one to
10 and that's how I score it. (audience laughing)
(buzzer beeps) (audience laughing) - What is it's the beginning of the month. I know y'all made groceries. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
- Things you find under a fat dudes stomach? (audience laughing)
- Go ahead, you're big. (buzzer ringing)
- What is another stomach. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is a penis. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Good reasons to gamble your last dollar. - 'Cause you're betting
on me growing (laughs) (beep) (audience giggle) - Oh my God! Damn, you okay?
- Oh no, I'm good. I didn't feel anything. - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - What Wild'n Out girls
think during the show? - Move, Black people show, back. (audience laughing)
- What is damn my feet hurt and
I'm just standing here all goddamn day.
(bell dings) - Who is this light-skinned kid that out dressed the whole cast. (audience oohs)
- I'm gonna beat your ass bro. - I am a strong beautiful queen who must be respected at all times. (audience cheering) - Wild'n Out! - Possible titles of DJ D-Wreks mixtape. - What is DJ AAIP presents, Ah, my back, ah my shoulder elbow. (audience laughing)
(buzzer ringing) - What is if you're listening
to this, it's too late. (audience oohs)
(bell dings) - What is, I'm a DJ, but don't work a lot. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, started at the bottom and I'm still there. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - Every black person
has watched this show. (buzzer ringing)
- What is "Martin." (audience cheering)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is ♪ Wild'n, Wild'n, Wild'n. ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Wild'n, Wild'n, Wild'n. ♪ (buzzer ringing)
- What is "Booty Talk 46." (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ This is all that ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Check it out ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Things a side chick would say. - I got one. You ready to go put that
rubber on at all the time We would (indistinct) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - What is I saw your
little girlfriend today. (audience laughing) - Stand behind me. What is-
- Why are you hiding me? - What is, yeah, I (beep) (audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Ghetto children names. (buzzer ringing)
- What is lil Pooky Eloecious. (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - What is Monroe and Morrocan. (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - People do this when
they are about to lie. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I ain't even gonna lie.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- people do this when they're about to lie. (buzzer ringing)
(indistinct) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - I got one.
(buzzer ringing) What is, you is a really good DJ. (audience laughing)
(buzzer beeps) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I should get a shoe brand
tattoo, kind of right here. (bell dings)
- Are you kidding? (buzzer ringing)
- What is, who the (beep) are you?
(audience laughing) - I already know a game
y'all playing right now. But it's funny as (beep) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Bad things to say at a funeral. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, who died? (bell dings)
(buzzer ringing) - I got wifi.
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I can't believe they found a casket Big Baby fat ass can fit in. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) what is that, a piano box? Goodness gracious. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - Behaviors that work
your mama's last nerve. - What is, as soon as
you getting in the store, asking for something
when she just told you, "Don't ask (beep) in the (beep) store. - What is Looking just like, yo, daddy. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - What is, when you
ask your mama for money one day she look at you but
then, you know, she loves you. So you started doing this, right? - Come on Vena.
- Peanut, if you don't (indistinct) (audience laughing) - What is hanging around
that little fast girl from- (audience laughing) - What is, Ma, ma ma, ma ma, mama, mama! - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Things women say when
they catch you in a lie. - Oh, hold on girl.
- Sorry Big Baby. (buzzer ringing)
What is, I'm gonna (beep) you up. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) What is that bitch do
not look better than me. Hold up.
(buzzer ringing) what is, your (beep) is small anyway. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - You know I had it.
- Back up, back up. Back your big ass up.
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
What is I just think it's funny that (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, I thought you said you
ain't know that (beep) (audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, (indistinct) (audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Your answer is the cheapest thing to feed a family when you're broke. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, one of my favorite dishes, noodles. (audience clapping)
(buzzer ringing) - What is a wish sandwich?
(bell dings) That I wish I had a sandwich.
- Gave you bell. (buzzer ringing)
- What is sugar water? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is sleep. (buzzer ringing)
(audience clapping) - What is a syrup sandwich?
(audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - This doesn't have an expiration. (buzzer ringing)
- What is Big Mack's hunger. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - True he always hungry. (buzzer ringing) - What doesn't have an expiration? (indistinct)
(audience laughing) (bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Stuff overheard backstage on Wild'n Out. (audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- Hey Nick are you okay? "No, I miss Mariah.
(audience laughing) (buzzer ringing)
- No bro, her ass real, she was here last year.
(bell dings) (buzzer ringing)
- What is, Nick we didn't say call your
special standup don't shoot. We said call it off, don't
shoot your standup special. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Black mothers say this when
their sons date white women. (buzzer ringing)
- What is, Do she have good credit?
(audience laughing) - You better watch out Justina (buzzer ringing)
- What is, Now you see what they done did to OJ. (audience laughing)
- That was good. (buzzer ringing) |
- What is, have you lost your (beep) mind boy? No, no, I'm not done with you, all these black queens out here. No, no, I'm not done with you. You telling me that white girls (beep) (audience laughing) - This remind me of Nick
Cannon, Eminem beef. (audience laughing) 'Cause if I ever get the chance I'm gonna beat that (beep) up. (audience laughing)
(upbeat music) (audience cheering)
- Let's go. - Okay, baby, look, roses are red. Conceded is stacky. I want a 69 and I ain't talking Tekashi. Now I'm a beat that thing up
and it's not 'cause I hate you, I'm just a real Jersey bitch,
so I'm naughty by nature. (audience clapping) (bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Right, what's up shorty?
- What's up? - My girl kicked me out and
stuff, but you know, it's cool. I got somewhere to live. I was just wondering if you got a box I can put my stuff in?
- Yeah. (audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Hey baby.
- Hey. - So look, I got the whole
world talking like me, right? Is this thing called the B. Simone tone. So just repeat after me,
see if you can do it. Baby girl.
- Baby girl. - No, no, no. Baby girl.
- Baby girl. - No, look, sir.
- Sir. - No, just come home with me tonight, I'll make sure you hit the high note. (audience laughing)
- Get that B. Simone - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Hey, one second.
(audience laughing) You're looking good. Oh, you heard that?
- No. - You can't hear it? Matter of fact, listen. ♪ I can hear your heart ♪ ♪ Calling out for me ♪ ♪ It keeps on saying ♪ ♪ Come on in come on in and see me ♪ ♪ It keeps on saying ♪ ♪ Come on in come on I
come on in and see me ♪ ♪ Baby I can hear your heart ♪
(bell dings) ♪ (audience clapping) ♪
- Wild'n Out! (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Now you know I'm the
boss on this show, right? - Yeah. - But somehow you just gave me a raise. (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Yo, check it. ♪ These guys wanna tear you
down and give you the D ♪ ♪ But the only thing I
wanna tear down misogny ♪ ♪ Then I massage your knee ♪ ♪ Then I massage your feet ♪ ♪ And I'll give you a massage from free ♪ ♪ As long as you massage my neck ♪ ♪ And no disrespect I'm
not trying to flex ♪ ♪ But the only thing I want
to pick up is the checks ♪ ♪ So while these dudes
trying to give you the sex ♪ ♪ Girl the only thing I wanna
give you is my respect ♪ (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - The only thing he
wanna pick up the check. - That was beautiful.
- Wild'n Out! - I'm not gonna lie, baby. You so fine I can't
even holla at you as me. I got to holla at you as Bernie Mac. Lord have mercy, you're finer than (beep) I put my jacket on, I'm
trying to dress up for you. You got my eyes popping up, call my wife. Don't call me no mother (beep) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Before I got Wild'n Out and
all that I was working at UPS. So you know me, I know how to handle that. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - Like you wanna clap You're working with some meshing (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - That's all he had to say. (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! - What's up with you?
- What's up? - I'm in a bad mood, man.
- Why? - 'Cause she just spread lies
to another girl about me. She gonna tell them all I do is (beep) wear mismatched socks, and I let women ride my (beep) backwoods. That's violinic, he lied though, because I don't wear mismatch socks. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
- Excuse me. I'm sorry (groaning) Bet you ain't never seen a
fat dude packing like this. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) (giggling)
- With your fly hand. (audience laughing)
- Wild'n Out! (audience cheering)
(beep) - Move, I got you. One more. I know, I'm real romantic. You know why I did all that, girl? - Mm- hmm - I'm just letting you know ain't nothing gonna
block me from loving you. (audience laughing) - Wild'n Out! - You make an old pimp like me come out of early retirement. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - All right, all right, all right. See baby together we
make one hell of a team. I mean, I'll be the
cornbread, you be the beans. I mean, you'd be the
peaches, I'll be the cream. I mean (beep) you the yo-yo,
hell, I'll be your string See what I'm trying to
say is together, baby, we are fire and we will never expire like Nick cannon and Mariah. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - How you doing?
- I'm good, how are you? - I'm better now.
- Oh yeah. - Look, I'm just gonna
keep it real with you. I'm gonna treat you like DJ D-Wrek career. 'Cause I'm gonna ring your bell, get you a bus and I'm gonna last longer than everybody on this stage. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Hey there baby girl.
- Hey you. - I got a couple of questions, you see that dude right
there in the orange shirt, right there.
- Mm-hmm. - You like his hair?
- Yes. - He kinda fly, right?
- Yeah. - And then they watch too, them tattoos. See baby, we might as well be together. 'Cause you like ugly (beep) too. (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! - Listen, I just wanna be honest. I'm a man of many talents, but
I can't cook, this is true. So I hope you don't mind eating out because that's all I like to do. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - See standing up, For you, let me wipe your seat (audience laughing)
- Wild'n Out! - Get that (beep)
- See you baby. I told you (beep) from me.
(audience laughing) - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! - That's crazy, you ever
seen a bone this big? - No, I've never. - That's not even the biggest one I got. (bell dings)
- Wild'n Out! (audience cheering) - Trae you know I got to
rep for Huston, right? Check this out. Like, you know the
Rockies wear red, right? And the Texas wear blue. See, I'm King, T-R-T-H
only thing missing is U. (audience cheering)
- Wild'n Out! - Oh my God.
(audience laughing) You are so pretty. Look, I know all of these other guys are trying to tell you
all of these pretty lines but they are not trying
to give you anything. So I want to know if
you would like to have a few of my goats.
- I would love your goats. - You will love my goats?
- I will love them. - Well, if you love my goats then I know you are
going to love my snake. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Yeah what's up, yeah I know
ladies are gonna get free vote and I'm on the way right now. You already know where this
is, I'm gonna see you there. Okay you ugly, okay? Okay. Hold on. Hey my nigga I'm gonna have
to call you right back. (bell dings)
- Wild'n Out! - Dang Girl! I ain't gonna lie you up here
looking like a sexy booger. (audience laughing)
You know what? That's why I pick you. (audience clapping)
- Wild'n Out! (audience cheering) - Look, I got a whole bunch of kids, right? I'm just looking for a little
peace and quiet, right? So if you give me a little
piece, I'll be quiet. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - So you just gonna
leave me and go with him? (beep) all I did leg well
you left me standing there. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Hey look at my third leg. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Listen, we grown we got
time for no childish games. There's one game I wanna play with you. I wanna play Barbie with you. Of course I'm going to be Ken. You're gonna be the box that I come in. (audience oohs)
(bell dings) Let me know. - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Look, I wanna be honest. My momma I think I'm gay. I just need you to help
me prove her wrong. (audience laughing)
- Wild'n Out! (audience cheering) - Look how stupid I look without you. (audience cheering)
- Let's go Chico. - Oh, look, I ain't gonna lie. I was trying to impress
you with my RnB singing but I know my voice
won't ever be as strong as takes probably 'cause I
ain't never suck (beep) before. (audience laughing) It's your team mate.
(bell dings) (audience clapping) - Wild'n Out! - Oh, Hey babe. We got the same hair. So I made you brownies, wanna try one? Take a big, big, big, old bite. Yeah, they're good. Aren't they?
- Mm-hmm. - Oh my God, you're having a reaction. I'm allergic to nuts. Wanted to make sure you were too. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - Your parents must be beat, 'cause you built like damn. - I said that already. That's my joke.
- It was funny. - That's not yours.
- That is. I did that last season.
- When? I got another one then.
- Do it then, - All right, all right.
(audience cheering) Your parents must be jealous. 'Cause you built like damn! (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - All right look now, I took a picture of it. - Oh my goodness thing is so big. That's the biggest one I've
ever seen in my life, man. - I can't help what God
do for the one or two. - I didn't know you was blessed like that. - Yes sir. - You think that thing is gonna fit? - It's gonna have to, she got to, you're going to give it to her tonight? - Yeah, I'm gonna give
it to her right now. I'm about to put it on the right now. - In front of everyone? - In front of everyone, I'm like that. Let me go.
(audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) - Y'all just got a question for you, do you got a man?
- No. - You do got a goddamn man. I knew I couldn't trust you- (audience cheering drowns sound) - Wild'n Out!
(audience clapping) - Look, I've been on
this show for a long time and I'd heard all the head jokes. I know my head look like
a big toe, all that. I just got to let you know
since I got so much extra head, I was wondering if I can give you some. (audience clapping)
(bell dings) - Red Squad, Red Squad. Let's go COE. - Look, everybody else wants to lie to you and tell your things they
not are really gonna do. I'm gonna get straight to the point. - Tell me.
- You come to my place. I'm gonna kill it, dead ass. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - What's up with? Yo, one time I had a basket ball game. I had dude with a
crossover, I stepped back. I had seen him hit the three... Why are you looking all un-impressed? - 'Cause that's a soccer ball. - Oh I'm tripping, it's a soccer ball. You posed to do it with no hands. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Wild'n Out! - I'm a runnerback,
it's my job to go hard. - I'm a receiver, it
was my job to go deep. (audience cheering)
(bell dings) - I'm the coach.
(buzzer beeps) - I'm the owner.
(audience clapping) ♪ Take your shoes off on my house ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Say it again this aint your house ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You getting mud all on my rug. ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Is a hell of a drug ♪ ♪ If you don't respect my place ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ What did the five
fingers say to the face ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience laughing) (upbeat music) (audience cheering) ♪ I got it wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm like Karlous without the Miller ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I spill the hot sauce
cause I'm a spiller ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm paparazzi with no picture ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Micheal Jackson
watch me hit the thriller ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the weed with no swisha ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Say you real but I'm realer ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ If you hit I bet you make it bigger ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Yeah I will cause I'm a real (beep) ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ (buzzer beeps)
♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Come on wild sauce ♪ - [Announcer] Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Beauty you a beast ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ But the girl (beep) ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You play soccer with bare feet ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ But the girl look like my (beep) ♪ (audience laughing)
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ That what I'm talking about wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ I'm like the ferry without the farm ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the chick without the spine ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I rep the A like a vine ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the oh without the owl ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Back on your ass and make me haul oh ♪ ♪ I'm the O without the prowl ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm like a dog make me growl ♪ (audience cheering)
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience clapping) ♪ Wild sauce say it with me now. ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the shoe without the box ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the rabbit without the fox ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the gator without the croc ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I've got the woo woo call the cops ♪ ♪ And I feel I ain't a croc ♪ ♪ Oh, you ain't a croc ♪ ♪ Wait around the block ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a lot more, I like to shop ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your girl (beep) hey you need a mop ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You suck dude, while I'm in the top ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You got the top then
I got it in the bottom ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm gonna drop it- ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dings) (audience laughing drowns out sound) ♪ I'm the the Gucci without the cheese ♪ ♪ I'm T.I without the king ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I got a jacket without the sleeve ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your girl legs I'll be in-between ♪ (audience oohs) ♪ I'm the dope without the keys ♪ ♪ I'm Michael Jackson not the Billy Jean ♪ (buzzer beeps)
(audience cheering) (bell dings) - Wild'n Out! ♪ You a lie without the truth ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm in the studio in the booth ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You're a dog without the soup ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You lost weight where the proof ♪ ♪ Smile where's your tooth ♪ ♪ In the juice ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You're the cauc without the Asian ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the tax without evasion ♪ ♪ I never age 'cause I'm Asian ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Oh yeah that would be amazing ♪ ♪ Wild sauce this is ♪ (mumbles)
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience laughing) - Wild'n Out!
♪ Wild sauce ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ I'm the (beep) without the tissue ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the jinx they wanna kiss you ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the gun without the pistol ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the dude ♪
(indistinct chatter) (beep) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ He's a sucker I don't
care about the scheme ♪ ♪ You can never rap
better than Chico Bean ♪ ♪ Chico Bean you out of your mind ♪ ♪ I'm just like hot sauce right on time ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm Chico Bean and
the girls know I'm finer ♪ ♪ This sauce is hotter than your
girl favorite (indistinct) ♪ ♪ That's okay you you
think I might panic ♪ ♪ Designer can rap
better than Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ You crazy crazy as hell ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon drop
records but then no sell ♪ ♪ You already know it's going down ♪ ♪ And you can see he dress
like he sell bootleg DVD ♪ ♪ Chico Bean you just talking (beep) ♪ ♪ We selling hot sauce
but you work for Nick ♪ ♪ Work for Nick damn right I do ♪ ♪ That's why I am still broke as a fool ♪ ♪ What ♪
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a nerd but your a dork ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm your dad that's why you short ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ (bell dings) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Dude I gotta get you, right? ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - I got you, right? I think I'm gonna get you. ♪ I'm the gang without the bang ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You looking like a damn shame ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the talk without the slang ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You not from any gang ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'ma let you know how I swang ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You aint swanging a thing ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the one that's gonna win ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Stop trying to pretend boy ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm never gonna get the end ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ (sound beeps)
♪ You got me though ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(buzzer rings) - Yeah take that shot.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
That's on my fake gang, that's on my fake gang. That's on my fake say. (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out! - What's up?
- Lets do it. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Man I'm the school without the work ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the chic without the twerk ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the grass without the dirt ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the whiskey went out the skirt ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the Bible but without the church ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Russian without the Curt ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm second without the first ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Instagram without the lurk ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm hospital without the nurk ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ A drug addict without the perks ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a casket without the hearse ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ This works ♪
(bell dings) (beep)
♪ Wild sauce ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the song without the deal ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ A cool range not dorito ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the future like this crew ♪ ♪ New Jack City they call me Nino ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ (Kodie screams)
(audience laughing) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm funny mike without the Instagram ♪ ♪ Many of these people know who I am ♪ ♪ Well I heard about you 22 ♪ ♪ Until my Instagram hit a milli ♪ ♪ Why you talking with a catch-you-gram ♪ ♪ I'm from the rachet ass Louisiana ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer beeping) - No. - Nop.
(audience laughing) - Thank you. - You won.
- That's (beep) right. - You won! - Oh I won, that's (beep)
though, I like that. - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a pimp like dolomite ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ My sneakers they're Nikes ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Ask the doom delight ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Sun need the light ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your teeth are white ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You are right ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I bet you can't fight ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Damn it! (bell dings) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild source ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the ball without the pen ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm fine and not flat ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your ass is kind of fat ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ A little but not all that ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your mama gave you some of that ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Yu know I like a bigger fit ♪ ♪ Eh! Let me hit it from the back, eh ♪ ♪ Eh give me that ♪ (audience cheering) (beep) - I don't care, I don't
care, I don't care. - You gotta eat. Eat!
(audience cheering) (bell dings) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the customer without the please ♪ ♪ I'm the weather no degrees ♪ ♪ I'm a mac without the cheese ♪ ♪ I'm the sin no fabreeze ♪ ♪ I'm magic Johnson no disease ♪ ♪ I'm a killer without the bee ♪ (audience applauding) - Okay, oh (beep) way to get up. (buzzer beeps)
(audience cheering) (beep) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - You start it off bro. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the Curt without the street ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm summer time without the heat ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
- All right. ♪ I'm con without the beat ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the hoe without the (beep) ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm chief without the kief ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the bird without the beak ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
Okay. ♪ I'm R.Kelly without the cheap ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Nikki without the Meek ♪ ♪ You a freak ♪ (buzzer beeps) - You're right. ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience cheering) Yeah brother, don't get up now. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Hey yo hey yo ♪ ♪ My name's Blizzy and I'm the wildest ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Money Dollars ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(beep) ♪ But please fire your stylist ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I got a lot of talent ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Yo, this sauce is rather mild mild kid ♪ - What?
(audience laughing) - He said nothing, he said nothing. He said nothing! - You jerk, you gotta take the shot. - What'd he say? - He said nothing. (audience cheering) He said nothing. (beep)
(audience applauding) - He's a gangster (chuckles).
(audience applauding) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Take your shoes off on my house ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Now say that again (beep) you're out ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You getting mud all on my rug. ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I hear cocaine is a hell of a drug ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(beep) ♪ If you don't respect my place ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ What did the five
fingers say to the face ♪ (audience laughing) (cheering drowns out sound) - Drink the hot sauce. - I aint gotta drink the
hot sauce, you smack me bro. - Sorry Chico.
(audience laughing) ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience applauding) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Hi ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the con without the hype ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a team without the rise ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the mic without the fight ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm your house without the lights ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I shine not bright ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Thanksgiving you eat every night ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You whack not nice ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ That's a lot I'm a nazia ♪ (artist screams)
(bell dings) (sound beeps) - So I beat a rapper!
(audience applauding) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the neck without the switch ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Chris ball with the dish ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Derek cheated I'm pissed ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Step curry I hit the switch ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Dog dog what a bad bitch ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Shoot my shot I never miss ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ If I win you gonna let me hit ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Black squad yeah you know this ♪ ♪ Bitch ♪ - Whoa!
(buzzer beeps) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Now get it kid.
♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I got the Nikes with all the kick ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ The basket ball without the switch ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'll be watching all the flicks ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm finding Nimo without the fish ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm really digging that chic ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a satellite without the dish ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I like dance and I like the tick ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm New York without the nicks ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I like to get that penny and I slip ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm B.Simone on tits ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ That's my girl you
better watch your lip ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Well, I'll smack you you's a bitch ♪ (audience gasps) (bell dings)
(audience applauding) - To you, come on. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Check me out.
- Oh. ♪ You're Jewish without the money ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You're a comic without the funny ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You're built like a bunny ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Look at you you got a tummy ♪ ♪ Your teeth are yellow
it's getting sunny ♪ ♪ Well your nose is kinda runny ♪ ♪ Hey let's have sex give me the honey ♪ ♪ If we have sex I'm never (beep) ♪ (audience applauding) - (indistinct) Yes, yes take it. - Slash it.
(audience applauding) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wadup my (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm the tree without the roots ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the roots without my boots ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Well I'm hot without the sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You a sauce without the roast ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You the weak without the roast ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm saying that cause I'm a boss ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I win, you'll have a loss ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ See you lost but that's the cost ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Look, I like you ♪ (bell dings)
(audience applauding) - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Nick without a spouse ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm fly no doubt ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You copy without the claw ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I beat in the (beep) ♪ ♪ You got fished just like a trump ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ That's true and I'm out ♪ ♪ I'm man without a paw ♪ ♪ I knew it and that's a crown ♪ (audience laughing)
(beep) - I'm not drinking that. - Take that shot, let's go. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience applauding) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Take it out Carlo ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Take a shot without the glass ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm boise and I like ass ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I like the blunt but no pass ♪ ♪ Hey, play football without the pass ♪ ♪ I'm school with no class ♪ ♪ This (beep) said class ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ This (beep) just mad ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ Yeah I can't ♪ Damn!
(buzzer beeps) - [Nick] Take the shot. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ Take it like it's communion. - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the cookie without the jar ♪ ♪ I'm the hot without the sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the ass without the fur ♪ ♪ I'm the rat without the paws ♪ (buzzer beeps) (audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience applauding) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm cupid without the link ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm your neck without the fringes ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm Cosby without the drinks ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Look at your sneakers I bet they stink ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You always crying you was (indistinct) ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dings) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the mic without the stand ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the handsome without the man ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the pimp without the hand ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ And I'm the Peter without the pan ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ AC without the fan ♪ ♪ Why you need AC if you got a fan ♪ - I'm sorry, go on girl. (bell dings)
(audience cheering) - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the eye without the spy ♪ ♪ Hey shoes untied laces ♪ ♪ You gonna switch floor like braces ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ (beep) no braces ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the white boy without the racist ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Box braids no BowWow ♪ ♪ You aint got no rhyme ♪ - You better take that (beep) one time. - Nah! - Go ahead.
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out! ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Get it big boy ♪ ♪ I'm the jean without the denim ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a snake without the venom ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I aint got money but I aint lending ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You want some hot
rhymes I can vend 'em ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You got corona's news
but you aint symptom ♪ ♪ It's kind of small (indistinct) ♪ - Oh yeah, you keep that (beep) - He loves it, he's lying - Wild'n Out!
(audience cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the cool with no school. ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a teacher without a rule ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You're a sucker, you're a fool ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a (beep) that mean I'm boo ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You kind of (beep)
that's why you drool ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ You see this chain
check out the jewels ♪ ♪ Hey, I don't know what to do ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ That makes one not two ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Hey both of us cool ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Both of us taking
these shots like a boo ♪ ♪ Boo ♪
(buzzer beeps) (audience laughing) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Wild'n Out!
(audience applauding) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - All right, I got it ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the air without the Jordan ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the Jordan without the cord ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the school without the boring ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the chalk without the board ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm you without the touring ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm you without Mariah ♪ (audience laughing)
(buzzer beeping) (bell dings) (audience laughing) - [Tee] I gotta run kid.
(audience applauding) (upbeat music)
