The Denver Comedy Special 🍃 w/ Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean

everybody get this show started John I got Chico being in the house tonight John I got DCIM frying in the house tonight oh and we got this insane Carlos Miller is in the building tonight John Denver this is our first time here so make sure y'all give us that energy go on YouTube Instagram Twitter Facebook and make you to make sure you subscribe to the 85 South so these guys will be the next piece of comedy [Applause] [Applause] come on yeah we know the city will be titty and we in the field in about to see a fitness motivation children I said this video you already know it is my straight we [Applause] like a fetus we came to this wishes all need us it's the [ __ ] to pass down [Music] [Applause] [Applause] what's up devil we are [ __ ] looking real good and interracial very good Oreo cookie in this [ __ ] this book got no ride out of our city man we need more energy to death therefore y'all [ __ ] with us yeah I make a sound hide in the [ __ ] it is [ __ ] this is beautiful this they say this the bow has city I've been smoking all day I've been smoking all day who got a real bull real gangster does a nice much 9 yeah I trigger any higher real gotcha I'm higher than an eagle [ __ ] yeah that's hot what's up Nick huh this emotion ain't gonna lie to you I need some real [ __ ] I went to this prison we got this this is some [ __ ] now we're going I post retweet I'll trust your head Charlo yeah he look like Petey Pablo before you blew out [ __ ] that [ __ ] right there I suppose that's you I want my hair to grow back but that like that yeah [ __ ] right hey yo girlfriend got dreams old trust you [ __ ] up that [ __ ] in our trends no bad well you can eat the fam see we got both in this [ __ ] balled up all just needs nobody from Boulder drove over this [ __ ] now one [ __ ] i'ma tell y'all right right yeah almost a over yet check this out right I've been at Denver I never been the devil before I'm a Bronco fan too so I had to [ __ ] with the Bronco before when the Broncos Broncos fans better prognosis 96 but I came flat because I'd never been to Denver before so I wanted to explore the city and there was a clean City is clean is interracial but when you go to Aurora [ __ ] that's where the [ __ ] is in Aurora is another [ __ ] [ __ ] I went to the mall I want you happy wait I went to the Berlin the war I knew I was in the hood cuz I see the [ __ ] dressed like Oh dog for mittens in society I was like hey I didn't [ __ ] around and drove the 93 out this [ __ ] this [ __ ] well some people in the back back out good [Applause] you need a telescope right here say he grew this weird he grew it not in a gas station man put it there look he gonna come up here with me come on hey wait a minute white man I'll just burn up or stay the [ __ ] Oh dos dos tres cuatro Cinco seis yeah I'll talk to him yes there ain't no Mexican is they don't know half Italian half biscuit okay how much does that mean you make you have Italia half Mexican than me you make more [ __ ] fettuccine tacos look like you're working Papa John's you're back through without get you in hey you never see no no white person with roxas [ __ ] boxes dim lesbian shorts he got on ok you crazy I brewed in this shall we white men realize a beat hey we appreciate y'all coming out to [ __ ] with me we got what you say now y'all it's a it's so many light-skinned if people that nest [ __ ] you really look at all okay you really gotta be careful what you do with these live shows do you Dave Brum [ __ ] around at the show last the last show they do [ __ ] around and put my dick for it on Facebook [ __ ] a bullshitter man ain't no wrong with that give us up whoever my family on Facebook my RTG calling me hey hey yo Artie raise you shaky probably when you're gonna come see your teeth oh hey my real teeth just elated my uncle used to [ __ ] with so is that wrong like somebody who's married into like my still party get the [ __ ] you up with step over there and for something you really ain't got no emotion little y'all [ __ ] nasty is fun we go to your family reunion you got to get a number one [ __ ] cheeseburger you come out back this [ __ ] [ __ ] Artie in the shed pull the dough soon this [ __ ] is married in she's not real family see we grew up in different place know exactly what I'm saying did you say a family reunion that's what they be trying to [ __ ] you at you ain't never been going to get some potatoes ever and you're off the girlfriend run up or you put this puss on yeah but they come your mama go go go go don't be the baptize yeah go harder to me I'm already worried I might just run into a [ __ ] there's my cousin randomly in the streets and they don't let alone and no Chi my cousin Carlo got no titties bounce I do walk there well I always wonder when they would apart there's snap between the puss puss ever eat the snap drawls I got a little snap it's just a little on the button stick it right on the coochie right now yeah you got a button is that right it smell like the back of a herring you got you gotta check that you got to check that button that button might start turning colors on you like a baby your button Brown your button real time all [ __ ] who stay with that girl you don't ever seen your girl do help and it down and you that amazing it'd be acoustically for us see that's how you know you got a better woman than you you look at her Fanta then they clean like she just put them on like this [ __ ] must know magical something I don't know I sniffles I grabbed a [ __ ] given the kind of women that like women they can wear white panties all day and take them up they still be white I don't know what it is about better [ __ ] we can't wipe enough you know you wipe good but you still [ __ ] around a head that goddamn straight line through yo [ __ ] stop Buddhists we do be like man god damn I'm not used to wet wiping everything how the [ __ ] that I get this Buddhist way [ __ ] I don't know what it is with [ __ ] man i booty sweat man I don't know what it is I remember one time I booty sweat so bad I thought I [ __ ] on myself it was so hot outside I didn't know my ass was sweating [ __ ] I got up I'm like oh yeah but - my water blows its top hey flan listen it started early me and lows was in the airport right and it was his little boy just came out the bathroom you knew he just took his [ __ ] and then white that [ __ ] was walking around she now why people do they try to walk they try to walk it off your egg like you hang like white people give a [ __ ] with you think you never been talking to a white dude he having a whole conversation yeah man so words to show [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] football you got tennis are you are not a boy hey I'm gonna tell you you play football with me I'm attacking you suck your titty make it quit but why stop why are you sexually arresting pillows you really hear what happened to somebody here so you got [ __ ] you mazey Carlo you tell you gotta yo girl all I have to do they would [ __ ] you in a bed full of bricks who you will play away you'll play with the team well what's the name of the team for real you playing with some [ __ ] don't blow it away don't get tired a big me check outs are full [Music] [Applause] stop she looked like a good middle linebacker what position you play I feel like a bad ampere but I can't go nowhere she said she played defensive end defensive end that's what she plays I need to walk around on a leash Yee then somebody else got a broke leg in the front end yes Sam did you break your [ __ ] playing football to feel so much better boy from right there this is making a broker get the only really [ __ ] then they got on long sleeve shorts I know him I know he didn't chased her around the pot man make a [ __ ] come in what you do for a living G got any in your family cocktail no longer there's a lot of [ __ ] in this [ __ ] what you do for a living you're a rapper yeah yeah yo rap [ __ ] what's your rap name me hunt it rats eat they know your eyes alright I guess y'all know hunter at six yeah huh [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] hey everybody out there [ __ ] with my bum [ __ ] your elbow get I got an album out right now let's call Baggs Baggs y'all basically I'll go download that [ __ ] bike turn up hey he ain't got check the effect like it was abusing get it so DJ hunter right seats that's our DJ [ __ ] turn around like Rockefeller acapellas good it's good we got you a DC when he spit - [ __ ] guilt will be go ahead I'll just drop the video that is today you found me so we gonna rock out look I go look it's the cash race it's a cash race I'm mr. bag face mr. bag face I mean that barrel blowing what the dance say cuz they think I got a do the fast way hey I got that bag has got that bad it was pass on a play a it's heavy gas will mash on the brakes hey I hit the jeweler with the bag on my face a ice ice ice dancing face age ice ice ice dancing they face a nice nice nice beers in the spank bank if the price right up I make a play see y'all hard already see y'all down that's the thing about rap man you just gotta let fingers notice you don't give a [ __ ] about another dick it ended pill for Colorado streets mile-high [ __ ] put it you know I love the beach I just bought a chopping in and I'll hold it on the ground I will up on your block and I'd run and lick it down real [ __ ] but you know I got my seatbelt on sopla in the backseat he got his seatbelt on me and my [ __ ] riding around looking for some beef got some hair Leslie professor Whittlesey only using a name of those I'd be everywhere yeah I got a old-school [ __ ] who got the couch in hell oh I make a hundred reps six drop the video yeah board up then I had to get another Oh okay listen listen listen I don't care if you can walk around oh I still eat they [ __ ] all care about no time ain't no way he said dang you okay okay here you go here you go here you go would it be there okay for the winner who been at work all day I'm gonna eat that [ __ ] yeah hey soon as you get home soon as you get here be on shake no shower no and put no new panties on no awesome all day work coochie some all day work coaches oh really that all day work coochie oh wait I want some all day work coochie it's been hard on - it's been very late at a desk all day puts it longer than a hole - hey hey hold up hold up I'm about to eat your [ __ ] us somebody Georgia man [ __ ] she lived in Aurora and you already know it squirt with the [ __ ] do construction work so when she came home I was like goddamn she was like I was like she said ok I hope she will up quick yeah that's true you might but we do - and I hit you from the back like this wanna listen to someone and that's coming off our mixtape call when you balls hello honey grin see why you got a sweat rag negator cover to show cuz then you got all that he'll tell you on the rag 6 look if the rap don't work out look all you got to do is clip your ears and sell it to hoses eyelashes there buy that [ __ ] these hoes is getting eyelashes I respect that beauty roots in their beauty routine y'all go through y'all got y'all real gangsters man the [ __ ] I had to sit through like for example one of my homegirls man just got her hair braided like you know for the spring the African braids they don't not have to break y'all [ __ ] that goddamn tight yes they do no they don't chop [ __ ] forehead be red dinner [ __ ] you better hope it don't rain you can't even bleep they got a key they had done for three months yeah it's a three months crane if they [ __ ] up in one month any key like busy they got a fro amber style hey maybe going to wet your grave never kicked ass back to low you had to speak it for breezing why she ain't looking you is no big you never snuck in for breeze video breeze w man I call they do hey this girl and ladies y'all be disrespectful when you see me out in public I was in the mall in the world this girl will come up to me tell myself take your head off I look at her weave was like [ __ ] take your head on [ __ ] is your table I take my self you take your head off that's what I'm gonna start doing everybody out there in the country that's watching this people is here will you see me ladies you ask me to take my head off I take mine off you take yours off face to face okay on the count of three one two now be put your hand on your we put it on there Griffen cheat me woman to the I treat me right it's a good business idea with lace fronts and then she'd be pilling y'all need to stop y'all feel that breeze y'all feel that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that'd be flowing y'all feeling [ __ ] my way so cold no [ __ ] you feel it and we in [ __ ] happy boo-boo flat because it's glue on the side so it ain't gonna go nowhere is this hit we moving like a bumper that came off think of my thick my bumper came off the back of the shitty [Laughter] ladies just know we don't get wet girl [ __ ] whatever you like she I like only a woman have a lot of different hairstyles you them being you got a whole bunch of different [ __ ] it's like being in 11 different relationships oh I like a big pull her hand Epona today is the sexiest [ __ ] in the world I don't give a [ __ ] if it's a thumbs up ponytail [ __ ] put it up everything is gonna be okay [ __ ] put it up something I'll be disrespect each heels don't I know I'm a project new you because I think jogger pants in a white t-shirt is my ring that is the sexiest [ __ ] a woman can put on dance my new motivated freak meat t-shirt see like even like oh just a white teeth oh wait even it ain't even the thick cotton Omo you can see hair yells through that pillow it's like an all-white BT button like a jersey now just you know water line it's a wife-beater entity to be sneaking out the Sam would do that's the thing about my white t-shirts and tank tops of [ __ ] I've been jerking off and wiping off with the t-shirts and they got my she'll be having a yellow stain it's a [ __ ] y'all they got give a [ __ ] give him [ __ ] I'm the only [ __ ] ever wiped off with his t-shirt at the Busta nut I'm the only one and you wear it a lady ladies ladies ladies listen y'all know you didn't wash your [ __ ] clothes but I wish these yellow things [ __ ] you know what that is don't act like you don't know what they do you think if we talk about his lotion no that's my future in them shirt we paid too much [ __ ] bills as people - chief masturbate in the same spot Oh masturbate think about that you do all your masturbating in the same spot you got all these playrooms just walk around your house sometime and find your spike like you don't worry I like the lighting in my kitchen I'm jacking off right don't be right she don't understand when you masturbate bro you sit oh do you realize you got a pig all this [ __ ] up I don't mind the cleanup the cleanup don't buy you ain't got no rat you like yeah [ __ ] that I love it make a pull up tasty blacks calm [ __ ] whoa you got a rule yeah it's not watching porn though because there wasn't the point that I was watching it's the free gas [ __ ] they would suggested me to watch they found me in the freaking ass rapid hello of pornography I'm watching the [ __ ] I like big titty [ __ ] at the home by itself but the rent paid that's what I'm watching how you find that I had to type it in the search bar that's the amount of specific in the [ __ ] that I like that's what make you a nasty [ __ ] take the site you go to whoever be exiting xxx videos Paul hamster tasty blacks whichever one you into what you say goddamn [ __ ] [ __ ] dad [ __ ] stop faking hey then [ __ ] real you can't get scarred I watched don't ever read them comments under the videos [ __ ] you don't want to see that show that's [ __ ] up I was reading the comment one time true story I was about to be my big you see it may she rest in peace I'm like that misters dead uh-huh I'm under beat my dick to a ghos I'm going straight to hell why won't God send me some real [ __ ] I'm a doing this to a dead person the [ __ ] is wrong with me man you know how [ __ ] up you gotta be to leave a comment on some [ __ ] like that seems Thomas be [ __ ] up he always won a game to comment I went to high school with him she been a freaky little have no idea how much every average [ __ ] check all exactly hey so ashamed ever because you just spent your whole life hiding [ __ ] there are professionals sniper way come to beat your dick [ __ ] will lock the front door behind the counter you mean you ain't your house will you pay all the bills and instead the beats your dish will the volume all the way back oh shoot pounds and your girl open the door your hair watching football a real time fella hey yeah baby on me and the TV with two loads you eat and [ __ ] I got a cookie she nah that's the thing about value more poor and I don't know what they feel then she will you could turn this [ __ ] down to zero [Laughter] look at the ladies - y'all be at it more for the doctor ladies are some masturbating oh they freak any fun you can't just rub on the bosom she rubbing her [ __ ] and tickling the Bible her foot at the same time what is wrong this [ __ ] a [ __ ] would never figure out that cheat code you got the Paycheck nipple tickle her foot rub the [ __ ] and suck the other titty this [ __ ] harder than a combination lock yo girl ever tell you to go get some and tell you don't be rambling that means she got some [ __ ] she don't want you to find don't be ramming into my sheep yeah and ladies that's a thing fellas all we got is our hand yeah I got [ __ ] - y'all can you bring silver bullets that my [ __ ] big-ass magic wand and look like a wiffle ball bat [Applause] they got everything women get all type of [ __ ] they got shower toys that they can stick on Warby they do they do they do why do we get so coochie wait do we get some question we came back it's gonna be overweight I'm gonna keep that [ __ ] in my foot at times they need to hurry up and build the prototype because you know the first one's gonna be big you gonna be able to know where it's gonna be about this size I think you're gonna be at home right in the [ __ ] you gonna go do that okay get tight with a battery hey could you imagine the car now one 1/2 cup get you unstuck from your [ __ ] machine [ __ ] ain't guys don't get me mad ain't nobody calling down one what to get unstuck from the bosom machine bigger smarten up the weight through his dick years off and now [ __ ] be sitting there think of the stupid sheep my girl my legs fit this fat [ __ ] fast fat [ __ ] pants oh my god oh baby stars are sexy whatever you have to do to get there I just need some examples from a saint that's what [ __ ] don't appreciate big women you supposed to bite them everywhere that's thing why'd you bite them they like gummy bears you post a bite all their [ __ ] like women hey juicy that's why they say big women juices you post a bite that little arm fit they look cafeteria on [ __ ] if there's a thing in here you got a woman who got to look there little right there [ __ ] I swear to god you'll next week I'll be good you might find somebody a shoulder shoulder shoulder like you were saying a point bout that she fell whatever your lady insecure about did licking I bet she started liking it they got you'll be surprised barracudas are the cleanest why would you be surprised because they don't be hitting it like that when you go father is like a pot of gold you know what because the TAS be protected in the [ __ ] hey dude it be right now if I cover it up it's sort of there all around maybe like skinny plus to get their taller they can cut straight Australian skinny girls don't wanna fire me on to eat this is don't talk about this year we look what they like this [ __ ] sound like the Meuse the next germ don't fight me leave me alone buddy shoutout to all the women who fought before they come you gotta keep going giggle a if I'm had to work through that one huh was that all of God here that's there all of God right there I like making a [ __ ] talk italy [ __ ] i smell it God don't even [ __ ] he can move his face yeah yeah I think I'm in love here for let me know minutes oh yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] keep on i'ma start rapping on this [Applause] they always try to talk to you inside a thought about Scoob [ __ ] shut up I get it shut up much love to all the ladies who though they puss it has been a part of some greatness before coaching kind of rappers or some ballplayers some [ __ ] who went to the league if you ever [ __ ] somebody and they got successful afterwards you played a small role thing yes you did it's because I like people think entertainment is all about being famous in go get me a bunny and [ __ ] that's that's some of the goals but what if don't know hoes like you [ __ ] never even thought about that part no you [ __ ] around and get great still ain't got no hos it what's you grateful I mean you ain't let me you lame you're not a [ __ ] you don't know what it takes to that's gonna come but it goes I just want in America in America I just want all the hood [ __ ] to be able to say Carlos Miller he Kiki Dee that's it that's all that's it right there I don't have to be a sex symbol I just want to hurt a bit to say Mike he is at home they sleep no hello this [ __ ] is irresponsible irresponsible but see that's not who I [ __ ] get you they have set the pulse up but you can't make your offer you can't refuse I will so my sister got my kids I'm free all night til Monday what you trying to do see I was gonna go so open about the goddamn yeah my buddy come pick you up she know how do you be nice for winner Beach that's an open-ended that means she available from whatever time she called to 6:00 in the morning let me tell you something Nick where you see [ __ ] pulling they phone now you see over to you if she overtake you okay you don't miss me like Akeno submission I got no garbage house either [ __ ] I got no clue do a quick comparison that [ __ ] gonna be good call you now this their way we're contacts to means that season he's gone but her [ __ ] call you to say some she's joining if they can be sexy human hair for who was for 34 the moss did she call you bill I guess what like what my check engine light off you like yes getting ik Civic and come on over here this how you know she ain't bullshittin don't if she tell you the reason why she can't get to over you straight hood [ __ ] always explain why she can't give me over cuz I will eat it but my car I got stole these Beach let's call my purse right so I had the cuffs are all my [ __ ] call I think they want my paypal cuz the beach though tried to feel some hell my painting got my paint leg right what'd you say do I gotta go Wow hitter with the daddy [ __ ] okay wait to get old are you all day yo get 23 you don't see times as changing food [ __ ] you gonna have to get on a computer and get this [ __ ] to agree to some [ __ ] before you even be in person cuz everybody gonna be technology where you don't gonna have flying cars no we not go ahead [ __ ] Chevy Malibus five years before we get into goddamn half black people already scared of heights [ __ ] have a whole flank card to dry that [ __ ] on the ground right I won't take off on you for saying but what if an ink is like every cooler nothing got no game high dose ain't no game if I handsome jiminee be he only said he caught a seat feet that's a thing there's gonna be the little [ __ ] to make [ __ ] when I want to get a flying cars bumpy the insurance prices you know Geico make you pay for the flight and the [ __ ] drive I just pay for the drive [ __ ] flying they got got nobody pay for no whole [ __ ] over policy the fly this [ __ ] ain't gonna lie I wouldn't mind to get me a flying car she [ __ ] can't get it maybe you can trap jumpin what would she think gonna make the iPhone old go it work the iPhone Oh like you know how to [ __ ] etch-a-sketch used to be a hype man [ __ ] people with just decided to have an edgy sketches you in the iPad so you know something gonna come out and make the happen make the house all oh it is mother she don't even see the iPhone changing call them Omega that I throw knows who you are if you don't believe me deleted [ __ ] at your phone and lick them [ __ ] call you guess why iPhone think maybe I can't stand it still that's gonna be all one day thing I think that's the [ __ ] that's gonna make us oh and I if we blessed it live long enough to have grandchildren they gonna be saying [ __ ] like yeah I will go see my granddaddy but he got no teleport at his house I'm not driving over to everyday to see this [ __ ] if he does get a teleport I come over there every day but he won't put when he's scared of it [Music] Hey but then when you go through my phone I mean I gotta call you back and when I stay at my house why don't [ __ ] you keep going home maybe I gotta call you again check out what's up stays out Megan listen don't go in my house lay down it another [ __ ] trying to go through all your call that's when the call come through a my man called me on our landing see I quieter got [ __ ] headed what the [ __ ] did he just think the kids are gonna be they're gonna be smarter than us great day use your man to come see me what the [ __ ] are you talking about just think real hard and you'll be here baby girl I'm trying what I need to think about tell me what to think about to be hard fun things you know people can't thank you know they got all time with this thank my smug [ __ ] like I'm coming teleported the Church's Chicken damn I'm a Church's Chicken baby I'm sorry hello bro stop this conversation it's too half or something hey hi - that's cause we didn't took you to it nothing about it we had relation shooting you trying to think there's an old [ __ ] buzzing [ __ ] and teleport to see your grandbabies you start thinking about some [ __ ] do they happen in years yeah baby you say think about some honey bread six got down what the hell with it all I keep thinking about is we spoken in this Catholic Church that's all about keeping which is all y'all is going to hell smoking in this Catholic Church not in saying the Catholic Church disco Paulo [ __ ] see the Catholic Church yeah I'm laughing at your ponytail me I think I know Steve zagala tell you to stop now you know you look like you like sugar free the rapper you have to say sugar free ya know thing is he is the king of the four heads nobody say [ __ ] well my roti this part of the blunt but is she you've hardly any poor make sure you dry water me [ __ ] [ __ ] tell me I don't get too much money for this part of the bottle [ __ ] with a [ __ ] I will look so hard at this part of the plan I'll be looking anymore full of blood if I don't thought it away not throwing it away to make it better passer damn yes sir let me go and welcome to New York [ __ ] smile he noted there's no I wouldn't smell the rose he leave everybody here we go here smoke is by myself then the booster blood you get your whole life together what do you think about 24 hours worth of [ __ ] in two puffs it's oh [ __ ] together if he's sitting there figuring out everything they're wrong just sitting there hitting the road [Music] you think I ordered to seize on that roach where's the rope where's the lighter go take your body but I'm a baby stop give some gay are these for Lantern made it look play stop their time to rely on the weak yeah did you cry ain't you ain't send it to me make you say how do we take AC like he cooked the [ __ ] how did we chase it sighs yeah I made that in the potato salad you like hey hey ma'am they wanted to turn the hot air lights down [ __ ] yeah we already got to look at these [ __ ] the hot ones don't do the other lights and [ __ ] our vision turn these big hot the hot yeah big [ __ ] carnival a softening we are black people and we got black on we attract heat come on money they had a dream girls like it a light skinned girl huh I bless is done melted oh come on I see you up here struggling I smell perhaps my bad I got a perm in this [ __ ] time don't leave with your hair pressed this is how you know I'm hiding how you know I just picked up the water you know what I meant with my hat I'm at that point why'd you wanna tell everybody I love you need you know you get higher you just started can bow [ __ ] like you care about everybody maybe now know some real [ __ ] [ __ ] child I bet the poor why one more [ __ ] [ __ ] look he's massive gangster a women in and shut out today later with their Burberry his car cut to the left I've no she affiliated with something Casey cuz I've seen a lot of people and when I've been out in Denver man salute all of people they travel from other places to come yes I had somebody from UCI [ __ ] I had somebody from DC I'm sure it was like this morning she was like I'm coming to your show I'm a glycol the i'ma wait I just want see you later like most people won't go see shows up the street but y'all [ __ ] will travel across the country to come [ __ ] with us man thank you take that love man thank you thank you break your push to jump now we well we just looking at the calendar like [ __ ] Tim Denver it's a lot of places we're slowly Detroit Detroit Dallas [ __ ] gonna try to fight us if we don't go in the next two weeks we gotta go Oakland we gotta go to Oakland wait hold up you ain't left all night what you do for a living you sir councilman go [ __ ] with AB BC he think he gonna sit in this [ __ ] it not this big for district 13 ain't no matter come to vote feel stupid and listen what you do for live with Toby oh we got on the pop pop pop Oh Superboy I got on a holdup legitimate and Sammy's me what to talk about right here hi there got on here engineer pastor Jeanne shoes that's how y'all gonna do the hoji he's an engineer he didn't wanna be here he had to come with that lady with a church jacket jeans with a turns jacket he got [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] we demanded when birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday the air as in the air paper John every air [Music] put your hands in the air hands in the air if your birthday every whatever in seas of me man terror you've given it the really small buttons you'll ever meet if you have a friend that's a Aries when all your [ __ ] fall is gonna be you and your Aries friends they gonna be talking [ __ ] but got your back the whole time you know Aries friends is the one who come over your new house appeal is pie-o-my help you get it together and you take it some kind of way cuz you all know what a big urgency you must listen to the last part more than the first part you're Harry's friend is the one [ __ ] will have a brand through cost if you ride to your oh [ __ ] wish it's all about the tyrosine so what's the time everything is the way they come over your house and act like they don't even see your road chips and then you come over to my house and you try to point out bad then upon the show ahead good little handbag Nords no roaches [ __ ] is this how you do me in front of other people yeah Aries the type of thinker who away to it like if we roll with you we'll wait do we get close to the house then cluster away and found so when you put us out we already our walking distance or your [ __ ] hair it guess what even at the holiday we still flirt with your look I'm grateful to look glad you're there and we forgive it will fall out with your hands and still be [ __ ] with you that's the fucked-up part that we don't give a [ __ ] video is too much over [ __ ] yeah I should've thought doing horoscope just of the first sign in the zodiac God of War were fire sign everybody called us me the star fancy yeah we Taurus full the [ __ ] oh no oh no I don't know you we tell you don't be a fool and not be full of [ __ ] right without stopping but we're kita real we like sweet eyes get yourself alone if you love too which I go say yeah but we gonna tell you you need to embrace how are you really hey I see small [ __ ] is emotional they like to love and be in love and love people but if you have a problem if I see your talk and start crying [ __ ] you forever if you cross them but if they let you get letters [ __ ] out you where you going baby come on give me a hug you know who crazy them Gemini's y'all [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] y'all be acting real it just spans out man I love you shout out to everybody who don't never tell no matter when your birthday is some people will not tell you they [ __ ] birthday why why do you want now [ __ ] Halloween ladies because I'm grown I'm sick what is your age why did that disrespectful to ask your age right I can't tell you [ __ ] he didn't ask nobody age he shouldn't know yeah I spoke ladies that's a good question why is it disrespectful to answer woman our age that's the stupidest [ __ ] in the world and then y'all say we liars like that's bone I love y'all never word out what it's disrespectful I have to go woman hey why you asking her age push throw to you there's still pressure Carlos because you don't know when a woman decide to see older nice so you don't know where you address all her dude that made you ask you cuz you might have seen a do some young [ __ ] of some oh [ __ ] how do you know it makes sense when you see a young mother when you see somebody do some dumb [ __ ] you like how do you sweetie three okay go ahead and finish now cuz this is a lesson you need to learn and I'm not gonna be the one who [ __ ] you up go ahead and do your 23 oh [ __ ] you know but y'all gotta understand it not offense it's too much [ __ ] going all [ __ ] charges and all this [ __ ] that he's young hold lookin groans you tell me now the judge ain't gonna miss it [ __ ] that's right good point you know what sex is here with some consent real talk boy ain't none sexier in some goddamn consent ladies y'all got to be more vocal you had a [ __ ] know what he did made it to phase two grab a tittie wish more potent is the one cuz I don't walk I don't want to be prepared to suck at it and I'm only Kentucky tell me Crumpton we gotta come out with some ways to help [ __ ] with that we gotta release something that lady's like like a can don't call consent and when it's time when she want to get you some [ __ ] she go like that [ __ ] play yes so [ __ ] and try to flip it on the weird [ __ ] look I'm saying we won't all kind of got them kiss them I got the easier to this [ __ ] fix it get me all to get there but I gotta see you just send a [ __ ] of ten minutes look you gonna put that put some she say yes you screenshot it check out got it but still you get this dude you got a dish stamina you got to do more than that cuz the moment gonna be like yeah I was giving them some [ __ ] at them where can I change my mind come on bro the game is [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up right ladies i'ma tell you I'm from the hood I like the arc I like argument folks you do like you know like you argue with me you have a baker oh yeah that's always a good you really do like the folk anger it all and you say yeah this is my error I came from the Cash Money No Limit every women who don't really like aren't be yourself like Jagger is and Joe saying [ __ ] like you ever be with a who been to see me like could you turn the slowest you know old lady wait what you want to hear some Lucci Lucchese you got the plan which was she like but that's it baby I'm using that day's got arm Peter rappers as the R&B singers now- [ __ ] singing R&B back in the day you had the real art be it was a separate genre of music that's how you you know you pick her up listening to tomorrow you say some jagged edge won't cry it out all that [ __ ] all that old school our baby I'm different sound good listening to I'm different I get haunted legend offs regular [ __ ] real life [ __ ] like what like to a cute ish you fit on yeah you're a real hood [ __ ] like a book to the box fan the window bubbles going around - [ __ ] - the toilet running [ __ ] to the toilet running yeah you hit that toilet running we can't fix this [ __ ] but I'm gonna fix this [ __ ] though but that's why I miss army man I was wrong that's why we're tripping when they said no you find us in doing [ __ ] are be so strong did you see that's what I'm saying you could do something everybody in here know what is front without you even having to sing a song like for them oh no sales you know how to do it DC as I have negative Omega was the most impressive one that [ __ ] was all nation true he on the job they got tired of singing it just made one song became flat-out spar I hate I should be your boyfriend [Applause] there's real debates in the RMB Jarrah like really Joe to Co true he'll true he'll Jonason to see listening to the Joe de Silva you like this [ __ ] in superhero therefore levels of that argument cuz Joe to see if floor is true heels but Cisco had the greatest solo career out of everybody in both group even OKC Jojo did they were strong enough solo career this hot glue that Jody she was naked they wrote a song about a woman close to being so good then it was like drugs and the song was called cleaning yeah [ __ ] came on smoking the blood this was probably the person to get a smoke bling [Music] unless you've been gone exactly and that's too long so come back home what do you say ok live without you so I cry Nega man damn the child see that [ __ ] pull fall and Daddy take Allison woody call yeah we tell you KC Adele Dave boy Thank You boy quesillo ah i'ma tell y'all the exact moment when Jodeci became the greatest [ __ ] group when they came on the beginning of the song is there so you're having my baby and it means so much to me he introduced her to nobody she pregnant [ __ ] he need bring around so she got pregnant imma take your army group that [ __ ] sleep on in my opinion silly didn't occur supposed to [ __ ] hey what I said taking you for so long and I feel girl you should let me know what the deal I've taken out Rho Phi it won't keep it real I want you yeah so stop fronting like you don't when you do so if you feeling naughty naughty and you really fight if I go to my shining shining my little baby shouting shouting if you feel I loved me this is hard if you feel it like isn't me they say that the fire is falsetto elbow on a song [ __ ] that [ __ ] said your name on a song lady said if anybody wanna come home with John John tonight I love Bobby he was talking [ __ ] my ladies always talk about me not being at home but when a man broke she always tell me about the things that her girlfriends got and then she ain't got and she want me to go out and get him for but baby I can't be in two places at one time if you think [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we had [ __ ] hansol's in the 90s were RB lows that spoke to our cause my [ __ ] like would like [ __ ] when your [ __ ] they act like in the 90s [ __ ] you know they express hot [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] - oh look that's not a maze zone what the city girl said [ __ ] I'm builders too we got thin y'all be doing [ __ ] that hurt I feel it's not [ __ ] that y'all think it's like what you call it [ __ ] say I'm on my way don't go to sleep and you won't come [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] do the quick cleanup didn't he look at the time and did he do to relate for real clean up [ __ ] might wash dishes and forget he got a whole dishwashing right around that [ __ ] the liberal clan basketball with no balls happy oh man that [ __ ] harder [ __ ] feelin three tonight ladies let me tell you how I know how you know a [ __ ] feelin hurt when you tell them that you coming to your come and he need you with this message I want to trying to make sure your spook of their birth I but I get it your [ __ ] 14 a.m. something salty see you forgot about me huh like dang that's a hurt that [ __ ] [ __ ] wouldn't make a body posture - can we be in the band I do and I'm really look like you'd be trying to wake people up what you doing I'm sleep oh sorry laughing that [ __ ] evil say stop doing their [ __ ] ladies saying and the crazy part about it on the ride Panther House black man you know how would they go home I do that is wicked with job [ __ ] y'all hurt your feelings cause y'all y'all understand that men you don't understand man Iko so you'll know where [ __ ] he goes supposed to be it build his [ __ ] up to here soon as he do something you're like you won't let him know we really supposed to be here I looked again maybe like this what was in your stomach like Norway I think their Dean of Michael Jackson over sit down [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Joey listen I'm telling you he wanted them kind of special like if somebody touched him he gonna go real the [ __ ] okay mister officer don't don't feel good today that [ __ ] hit hard just don't add the power mistake the poster for the Taser foot you know go to sleep help him get my [ __ ] rang of applause a way out holy up a round of applause on his baby brother bro [Applause] anybody gonna sit Miss cardew's Julius [Applause] they never jail he gonna be singing all night Vicki boughs like straw they gonna be up all night in the gangsta's gonna be like put that you don't want to go to jail with a [ __ ] who like anxious eyes y'all wanna [ __ ] with a [ __ ] who doesn't be saying random [ __ ] in a minute a night the fire trucks see an apple arrest on speed rapper witty there [Music] pull around a big hot air track 3 the bro what that about crazy people you just got to be crazy one thing he realizes that no to make it sound like him better call them back [Laughter] what he do the noise that's the most genius [ __ ] I tell you on Teddy I'm telling you you eat it any time you feel frustrated you got to do whatever you gotta do it right back okay one time you try to rob me [ __ ] rob him you know I can't I make it up people I got [ __ ] [ __ ] finger guns yeah [ __ ] I had this I just put it on his chest he's like oh [ __ ] I was effective that way that would crazy man combo fight crazy with crazy good thing I have seen everything bad listen you got to fight this [ __ ] with her [ __ ] that's why it will calm down they realize that somebody else they used to be a bull fight there that she's feeling ADC he started drawing but I realized they were too high and say [ __ ] that she gonna be position so just I love somebody over that [ __ ] we're here oh [ __ ] shout out to everybody at the top who took their shoes off but you chillin at the beer it ain't need no bathroom Bobby yeah I gotta come down stab you got a peek around spits [ __ ] that [ __ ] all right what all the ladies in here with a sad [ __ ] don't clap Tim ooh yeah Bravo y'all robbing old clap don't clap stupid she happy to be here with you and it's man no to plant again a man women got [ __ ] lined up like they in line at the cafeteria - [ __ ] it don't be right don't tell you and y'all have some dry night - y'all be that's the game women playing they mix three [ __ ] out they like they playing three [ __ ] ahead you just wait I already got him the next three people they gonna [ __ ] is already in boot camp [ __ ] who in first place then I already took out to eat they be going now art museum painted silk this is a real great [ __ ] one minute he's some [ __ ] a hit at night that's finishing bootcamp we're bringing them to the stop show tonight she's looking like yep entitle you to get your badge cadet yeah the [ __ ] finally came through hipping laughs oh you ain't when they come I'm telling you we going boom he does a crowd he does surprise the way to ticket Hey it would you guys why not don't [ __ ] you made you do that [ __ ] you know I know you - you guys you want snapchat with the future with the dog face come on let's do it put the tips put the pictures in the snap put the tickets in the snap you trying to be a good stance out we come and be it my [ __ ] got meat eat you all right look it up [ __ ] like me I'd never know that type of villain cuz I'm deciding but if you go huh snap will she be on the passenger side singing there then grab songs and [ __ ] my elbow [Music] in the [ __ ] cold because they look like a [ __ ] be working out like the t-shirt here Jess I did a little bust apart you still wear muscle t-shirt yeah I was just a regular fruit of hell no women on had problems find no dick they have problems finding a big day one but they don't have problems finding big yes y'all [ __ ] oh yeah I'll be paying it to don't do that but that's the thing that women women y'all selected well how you pick your [ __ ] cuz there's plenty of [ __ ] they want you but the [ __ ] you want is the [ __ ] you want yo you you won't get the energy to the Nick right one so all the other [ __ ] is giving you the energy and you just taking this little piece from here all this [ __ ] can cook well this [ __ ] got them all right this [ __ ] got a car with level ceases this [ __ ] know how to play basketball I let my son don't with them the ER me but that [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] that you want the [ __ ] that you want is a [ __ ] you give it all half or two so that's the how you gonna do me damn you can't call the [ __ ] and say okay so okay so stop being something fellas telling you ladies y'all gain weight faster anything a game ever could be y'all so smooth not judge man be so close I love women I don't give a [ __ ] yeah and that's all the real baracy how to bow out gracefully you know how you can speak on your graceful ballet oh you made a [ __ ] she will you meet her you be running full-speed did you start she's thought or hurdles oh [ __ ] go ahead go without me but that's the thing about women why you gracefully bow out and make a pass you excuse me hey we got [ __ ] where everyone got a [ __ ] right below my man fellow I know right that's what you learn when you get to be 36 you see one thing I go out and it's like back in the day of Africa a [ __ ] steal right guess what that think I'll be running forever and look at this we're gonna start running town so you go get the push ha ha ha Miley ah look no the [ __ ] that ready to go over that book listening watching like we steer here look please keep that trash lazy I'll be running thing is to regularly took another look at a Cougar's yeah but [ __ ] you a food that they did I slash so better go try to highlight it girl look sit down [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you slip this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] delicious like a sound like an undercover hey hey how's the weeds it came from the ladies man unless she got a testimony oh this the way that guys were you the one that's in the packet Lord angel I - she did he come Adobe she came to John [Applause] [Music] great what's your name her is what Oh what you would you he says that [ __ ] just got mad as a month he's that probably Chanel me that's why relationship don't worry ladies you can't have a [ __ ] who trying to be the coldest [ __ ] in the relationship y'all got to share what being selfish me know I put the bed I still see that [ __ ] eyes he said she said bro sit down say it bro my name is bro bro you is good she's good at what she's doing I like this [ __ ] see the weed they kicked in everybody I didn't they gonna have a choke early is she a little hey stop stop letting out the big smoke is confusing me with ya know we got our own smoke birth well won't know history does air bro don't feel we don't look a [ __ ] turn that [ __ ] off we dog scaring people he keep letting the fake smoke out the camera HD we won't look like we the hotel no shows a little that we in a broken honey house exactly for the crossroads video ok real any single ladies then ain't gonna make [ __ ] run around like I just did it all those numbers fell off to last 24 you see you see how they stopped they're like oh wait a minute no I'm single but you gonna take hey you go run we won't run for this [ __ ] baby hey you're writing for [ __ ] you better get any cut off yeah I don't see how you did but [ __ ] can run in this altitude they got tired as the [ __ ] who is gonna be a sound way donate over like [ __ ] you see the got in their car I thought you should have what you say no DC let me the blood I want to push an idea draw your attention away from it she said I gots a bosom for you not a [ __ ] [ __ ] damn you know what I got there on transaction that's don't nobody except don't open their transaction like that cuz every man in here no Tony I'm going to give away no [ __ ] this is a pyramid scheme or something Oh Dino push I got a girl nobody take it away now you've left all these women out here troll give me robbing people's oh [ __ ] around you gotta be more diligent out here fellow you don't [ __ ] around the salmon will be accepted Street [ __ ] a timeshare this is the proper time to get you a girlfriend right now and a right birthday Gucci it he like yeah so it goes you're gonna [ __ ] with the white shoes on I know it ain't baby I got the shoes on I feel like I feel like that should be done it no matter what I be post because that helps the relationship if I'm mad or happy keeps [ __ ] look [ __ ] I'm a get with it fix everything okay she learned she love what you sayin I just I feel like one because there's the option explain like some possible books possible I'm just like going into situations where I know the butcher is already a possibility I don't just be taking shots at the dog hoping push it to happen you got to leave me to believe it's a [ __ ] I just have to be interested in you by myself you got to do something that made me interested - hi - shitty how does she lead you into believing it would have something to things go to something - clues that you can give and then that's when you can start asking other questions there's a [ __ ] that you need to know so you telling me you want me to hit you so the time period that means all the time she told you did and you did hit it in for me again now the [ __ ] that went to pitches it's not a whole titty here but it's the [ __ ] had probably here but if you say that [ __ ] you have realized that that picture from 2017 to be honest man we just [ __ ] when it come down to me is what you want what you want what's me down look look Oh hit you with this [ __ ] you know what nothing I don't need nothing I bet you've been saying you needed something all day now you don't need nothing no cuz you just you don't understand like I'm trying to so tell y'all what you read [ __ ] a leader how I read like a leader how they realize this is house like they'll walk around the whole house baby walk around my whole house man that's it funny there was it [ __ ] be man he man it everything no doubt just know that even when a [ __ ] walk off dead [ __ ] argued with some oh [ __ ] [ __ ] be mad at the world where they get mad at me [ __ ] and still what type of [ __ ] beat three stupid and still one two three boom although why we live in the goofy how bro Europe you guys how you know what make a man when you go argue with yourself and fandp Tom about goddamn stupid ass [ __ ] oh because their anger Pro waiting with the arguments man their talk [ __ ] to you the whole time and just fish you to [ __ ] off and as soon as you in with the [ __ ] calm down won't you can't be calm no but that was the other night you're yelling at you so you don't have to yell at me like [ __ ] I was trying to talk who the lady that helped us to do this when they [ __ ] us all way up Chico now the argument ain't about which I will argue about guess what the argument belt when you angle your anger you be yeah I just don't understand why we can't communicate from the real [ __ ] show we gonna talk about the [ __ ] that's Bob we gotta tow that real [ __ ] now cuz imma tell you I ladies y'all gotta help us too y'all can't be crazy with a crazy ass Nick if y'all know this [ __ ] gonna kill fo and five nickels out it but nobody do for that [ __ ] you gonna be the six that he killed my you hit me [ __ ] - I don't kill both ladies brunette V I know how to bring it out a [ __ ] with their hearts meat boy you a fellas you ever been right in the wrong even though you was right ain't that [ __ ] crazy you is she wrong as a [ __ ] did she hit you with okay way I'm not perfect okay you ain't perfect even people may mistake you yelling at me you heard me like babe let VIX calm down I was just saying you had to try to run me over with the car like that that's all I'm saying we have I'd be laughing oh don't cry in front of me I'll be okay babe [Music] shout out to all who got it for real crazy girl that should be six on the load oh hey look my partner came over my house we jet Chile had the crew about so our flooring good blood on the [ __ ] - cake right black may have a whole business playing playing two cables well we may be about three hours round she roamed by because maggots on the I don't know if she don't like you or [ __ ] oh [ __ ] with me that [ __ ] spitting into the car for three hours I prayed the window down and the [ __ ] said be careful look outside my house if you got a foot at the one talk about on the way over there because the crane now go in there play a little game might be out here she damn she'll sit out there for three hours but I don't know what the [ __ ] that was about you know that it's been in stove a man's got a baker company a copy trip crazy busy season so Tigra brihat are forever ever ever ever crying that [ __ ] need somebody crazy depends not know why I say you gotta have somebody's crazy that's because God is funny rich guy put some of the best puss on the crazy it's really like this you never said turtle oh no fellas brah will you do sushi like your girlie gonna let you head a little crazy now they gotta cover that you get scared when you see y'all in a domestic dispute yeah I'm full of pisses out and everything on its a busted ear [ __ ] you like oh my god they gonna kill each other I just needed a ride to work I ain't never calling this a [ __ ] floor ride again you needed a born-again hey we fool drive a [ __ ] bus a bet you won't bust y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] that crazy [ __ ] I like the fact that they both got to go to jail let it beat the [ __ ] out you you go to jail too but you have a little girl no look like Martin that means for Tommy Hearns like sir put your hands behind your back she was officer C out like with me and my girl Rosa for such how you gotta be the Joker this [ __ ] flattered Joker really my hands down let's keep it all the way real Nikki ever be wrestler with your girl but y'all did playing this [ __ ] and being she [ __ ] around and get you you can't yeah but you Taylor please got you in the cross now then when you play [ __ ] never put your [ __ ] throat you can [ __ ] [ __ ] be for real yes that's what you gotta do that fishing elbowing [ __ ] your [ __ ] throat see y'all know how to wrestle well I know what you gotta do they're famous Oh lean back see gotcha you gotta let off it all stop you stop town WWF in the Korea she talked about you break mine right here [ __ ] you are both guilty for somebody in labor is wrong at the moment we don't condone no type of I don't know how to internet a chopper over Clippard everybody which on my project women who had brothers and they like the beat [ __ ] up but they know what it has to be able to by precision is we feeling like the ladies that we like that's the beauty about the s5 South Shore oh man these people they're here know with this is my five years for this black asses with [ __ ] who ever seen a girl get in a fight a killer party or panic there's the black people Co come on the pole eat come on don't leave hard dude there when we get a teeny car sway [ __ ] is the question right ladies if you make it better oh are you leaving hello like if it were like you got my and you gotta look at so baby write down my baby put it in slow down now [ __ ] that go again you gotta fight that should I wait up you have to go again I hit no way legally oh babe I ain't going against you outstanding I can't go baby there was this one body but if she believed in you that much then a better motivator negative come back come on okay okay nice one it was a mortal woman she's really game watches right watches right that's the pressure you want to fellow girl man she jumping it but don't do that but either watch no you just can't dogs jumping no we did not the [ __ ] [ __ ] somebody got a drive don't jump in don't jump we both can be on the ground looking at each other life is water here you ain't get to come look all right look let me answer minority white ladies if your man get beat up you leaving oh [Applause] wait so you want tail you won't tell on a [ __ ] feel good it's gonna be hard doing man oh did you shot an arrow and we're gonna make us walk by it you did address those [ __ ] I told me get a drawer and you did Alice I tried to scare them babe I tried to scare them I thought they was gonna think it was real it took you to the hospital she's still like that talking [ __ ] on you over here and so what when my [ __ ] get out he'll be right back out he'll goofy [ __ ] he got yelling [ __ ] was to be can Eddie got hell for sure they gonna be out to date [ __ ] hey that's briganza [ __ ] though that's at a feather-like that somebody going do you know you got to go home with a W [ __ ] he dead knock me out know exactly you want to see that [ __ ] are getting the same hey give me some time to recuperate charge my battery back up that [ __ ] knocked my battery from that in his zero they got one part so an MP's you vitamins you fight so much [ __ ] going on in the world I swear it's easy baby touch it go again go again be touch you go again but that we definitely got to spread more love man especially I think I like the fact that I mean you know if anything positive can come out of the tragic situation that happened last week man is there black people uh Knight RP RP nipsey man Oh like our pants it ain't like you know I went over to the memorial man and I got to really put my feet on the ground and ready to touch the community and the people and people man they just one love and when people saw me and I took pictures and everything and put smiles on their faces and that's what that man was about he was about when smiles on the faces help people in the community to lose this to lose a giant like that in a way that we did it's like it's not just we just happen to have a star light on nipsey to know we was well how many of us in here suffer debt in our families and friends and and this has happened to people every single place you go where it's a concentration of black people man we go out the same way we killing each other so it's like if we just stop that and just see what happened just like [ __ ] you know how you give [ __ ] up for me just give up killing [ __ ] for Lent and just see what happened just see what happened doesn't think about that's the thing about others of people we got to understand cuz it's tough out here because you have people who have the mindset to want to love you but you got [ __ ] who don't love themselves so they can never know you so that's what [ __ ] need to learn how to school if you as me learning love who you are man [ __ ] with people think cuz if you hate yourself you're gonna hate the [ __ ] outta negative love yourself I guarantee you right and you junk out to give our blood man some people don't need know how to react to love looking like you saying [ __ ] might really deep down like don't like you but you still sort of be like a nice a nice the stuff can't really get to you can't stop because you show them so much love that is he like I can't get to him your baby like lawmaker is too my love I'm covered in the blood of gene that you can't touch this you need like you just got to spread it man like I come straight from the hood I got stabbed a full time been laid up in the hospital breathing that she won't be mad man she won't be mad no more you feel the pulse call the pictures from them punches [ __ ] that's what [ __ ] are scared of but that's that that goes deeper into you know we all got a responsibility man my father got killed when I was 2 years old all my uncles and people that I grew up in my neighborhood was my male influences and these [ __ ] was in the streets so it's like I thought that things was normal dance not supposed to be normal but the reality is we got enough [ __ ] to worry about man killing each other is some [ __ ] we should just let go think I'm allergic to peanuts I got to worry about a snicker bar killing me I don't want to have to worry about you too [ __ ] I already got enough [ __ ] to worry about making niggath or AC cup baby I might be out of here now got to worry about you shooting me because you man I'm doing what I'm supposed to doing my life I [Music] think about [ __ ] like that cuz I done lost so many family members city streets my mom already got killed 2002 got shot in broad daylight Georgia Avenue on Washington DC one of the busiest streets we're all right they like hit him one time in the end that from out there you understand so I know what it feels like to feel that pain that we all fell in with nipsey and that's why I didn't like the fact that it happened like that because it put me back in a place where that [ __ ] is for me yeah I know what it felt like you want to song but what you want to do something man the best thing to do is to try to prevent that from happening to somebody else that look like you that's the best thing you could do take it from somebody who know what it feel like to lose your love wants to just see somebody and be like item AHA lets you bro and then the next fall you get this person is gone forever yeah white man you got a responsibility to go talk to the police will you see what's going on bro talk to me we need y'all to baby right the trip man and we know all white people ain't races you're not saying like because they walk around thinking all y'all crazy to the [ __ ] but if you're not one of the crazy ones if you're not one of the crazy ones in regards to our culture how we live then you know help us out cuz you're not my thing I wake up one morning we'll all be going aged about all my crack what a young [ __ ] oh yeah he could come here [ __ ] addictive it let me tell you but hey they're gonna wake up one morning we're all being back Friday there's even if I don't find the right play on spirit and we gonna all get till i'ma tell you what it is it's the love the we money see all that [ __ ] gonna make it flow ladies don't get up [Applause] that's right and ain't talking about no follow cuz listen if a [ __ ] got a job you is somebody [ __ ] [ __ ] that you do people have feeling he had no job oh now you got a job no contact ask you where you going but we're gonna go crap I better go to work baby I'll see you what do somebody get that push it up to a [ __ ] who making some money not to that [ __ ] who sit down keep talking about another [ __ ] who make it some well you did we got a response Lee you gotta stop hitting the babies with Hebert's [ __ ] Rick are you making hey Nance babies and it going to be your mother another hand is Jesus in the daycare hating on the baby trying to cut you look Vera ponytail all this [ __ ] want to tell you pacify him I'll put it in him out trust your process brothers this bad trust your process stop looking at another [ __ ] life and thinking that's your life that's your life in ancient live your life man you might not beat man you got to sit down and in volume and shake all that [ __ ] off whatever it's [ __ ] you up get your peace of mind zone and figure out what you want to be right and then once you figure that out start doing this [ __ ] every single day every your dreams that come true and you won't have time to be mad at another [ __ ] you know what my father in my opinion all getting some money gonna do is make you realize this I tell everybody I hope you get some money just so you can realize that it really don't change the [ __ ] that you got to go through in your life it just make it easier you can go problems I'm saying like to meet life is left there life is about issues and problems everybody got issues man we all got issues but when you ain't got solutions for your issues they turn into problems and when and money just make it easier for you to take care of your issues that flat tire I used to make your sit on the [ __ ] couch and just don't think I'm gonna be able to go to work that's I gotta get this time but my electric bill dude my hands I'm going through this all that make you do it this black man and I pay for the time but the tire still go flow don't change that same [ __ ] gonna happen you just get in a better position so the way you get in that better position is to figure out what you want to do with your life man and say [ __ ] everything and everybody they witness funky [ __ ] and I'm gonna tell y'all right now this a big this a big part of this is a big part of a lot of [ __ ] y'all gotta start praying to oh I got some people to girl at a club like I pray but guess what you got to stop doubting what you praying for [ __ ] be praying they be like man that ain't gonna happen it ain't [ __ ] ready say it you got to pray into manifestation you got a walk on faith I didn't know I was gonna be a comedian that microphone road I don't mistake like hello [ __ ] my name DC young flying look at me now I'm in front of all you [ __ ] exactly I didn't know that you got to walk out on faith break go bro like you say about another to talk to God say thank you really thank you praying I don't mad at this point in my life I don't ask God for nothing I just say thank you for everything you give me I think that's it thank you because as long as I'm breathing this air I got a shot to get up the next day and go make it happen make it happen right Oh Debbi really God to see baby like you got too many foolish get up won't you you watching Martin looky the same one you know my grandma come out you know he won't come out you still watching man if you wake your ass up well you see everybody else getting up going to work get up go stop whatever thing go to McDonald's they a big hit across the biscuits are you figure out the rest good job you didn't need to be in the atmosphere of people going to work you might run into a goddamn time hey buddy what are you doing you want to help me [ __ ] take these chickens over here huh yeah he's 600 bucks yeah I'm [ __ ] with it put the chickens up there [ __ ] don't understand how does she go you got to walk into this you know wagenbach you do that so he thinking about him and station yeah you got a location glad you got a trust God you gotta trust the reality look man whatever I'm a big energy man I dunno energy is real it is real that's a little boy there's no girl that's a man welcome kids back here oh no they look like that's their mo I'll scoobadood jeans but they got the gas man outfit on good least you got a job Posey what's up both hey Moses rose y'all showed my [ __ ] bowls of love Moses was in a coma for my [ __ ] [ __ ] boy are we glad you here but I see why you stood up like that you see that you can't become a baby what did God sent Moses to sit there we were talking about God and being Moses here right come on it's look around and maybe blesses all of it right it's a pleasure for us to beat him dues they get Jesus in the back like this is OB if you leave we willing to who the [ __ ] might be in here Moses here I know a [ __ ] named Peter Peter just walk down well there you go that was Paula Peter boys about 12 marks ain't no marks I know say Emmanuel Isaiah I say it I say I ain't got all the biblical [ __ ] in attendance my name is a oh there he is Isaiah look Lucas everyone the strongest names the preachers ever say if I say up I say up black people stop you get or name one day John oh yeah no had you come saying if you got like a wretched day like I'm [ __ ] library Sheila so she don't don't give people too short version make [ __ ] say yo [ __ ] right and ' do not mean your name is unique ' I'm like [ __ ] your name is Courtney of it I've been doing an insufficient I put a pipe in my little girl named Jessica let me be random ' it's stupid to me like lleana oh no I did it we're gonna be the first [ __ ] who named a baby look there 305 to Lola they're gonna be the a Stanford oh and fat old be like Anthony now with a light-skinned [ __ ] named Philip Philip I know a lazy [ __ ] a Philip to dr. Nancy Luther by bad feel but that's ready [Music] Richard Whitfield my name is so in strict father yeah I could never get a job I couldn't stand that [ __ ] up my pitch my name is John Richard Whitfield [ __ ] that's it sir that's just sound light you can depend on him yeah okay we'll get me depend on [ __ ] charmer it's a wet field buddy take it out thank bigges giving testimony I couldn't pay about to cut my lights off and then I called John Richard Whitfield thing was okay I was injured in a car accident I was injured over 80% of my body I made one call to John Richard Whitfield and he got my money just like that if you want to get your money quick make their call John Richard Whitfield he take care of us all he'll get your money John Rich and whitfill here get your money John Richard we'd feel he'll get your money John Richard we see them cases bring oh [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] I don't know what time it is yeah [Music] [Music] [Applause] don't looking for me are bad Oh better come back to the ground and do it get the zoo don't make good [ __ ] way let me put the big women whatever what is I what a big boy what a big women push your way straight home let me see that bend over I with the way you strain oh let me see that I had a good time tonight oh okay we engine Macondo oh my [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah [ __ ] look at my [ __ ] right there appreciate a real good time so when we post this [ __ ] what y'all want everybody is real [ __ ] at them when they [ __ ] with the 85 show that is sorry okay okay shoutouts all the Native Americans the Eskimos you just trying to drink the microphone y'all [ __ ] high-hat drink the microphone then we got their drink the microphone [ __ ] this is dope there were we so good it make you drink out the microphone there you go that's another thing they can know about I'd ever I don't know what they charge for parking out this [ __ ] but I hope that you didn't get just free oh [ __ ] they're for the [ __ ] [ __ ] something looks like when I [ __ ] am holy girl in this [ __ ] yeah we bout to go get hired cuz we in the Mile High City devil we love y'all man we appreciate we oughta 85 South Show oh shut up the everybody who get the 85 Sam show [ __ ] on whether you baby exactly cut holes in it SCC y'all flat is Carlos Melo you already go [Music] [Music] yes look how long we'll be out there guys Wow I was working a meditation day Oh break that ass yeah hey man they're right there was a quick that was a classic off you go for it she was crazy my name is so your pendulum everything was okay I was in a car accident that was burns over 80% of my oh [ __ ] and I thought John Ritchie with theater he got my money [Applause] we went to school together figure out what the Third Way I got sick my father are we doing a good picture [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my tune

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

Views: 4,574,942

Rating: 4.8455086 out of 5

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Id: izK6jHaYTjA

Length: 115min 58sec (6958 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2019