- God dang, girl. I ain't gonna lie, you up here
looking like a sexy booger. (audience laughs) You know what? That's why I pick you.
(audience laughs) (audience cheering)
(smooth hip hop music) - Your word is systematic. - Systematic, aight. Check me out, yo, yo, okay. ♪ Listen, I don't do the
politics I can't be diplomatic ♪ ♪ Neither party, not
Republican or Democratic ♪ ♪ 'Cause the way they treat my
people has been problematic ♪ ♪ Oppression of the black
man, it was systematic ♪ (audience cheering) - Talk yo ish! (audience cheering) - All right, your word is philanthropic. - Philanthropic? Philanthropic, God damn, here we go. ♪ Thank you Nick. ♪ ♪ You might be very rich ♪ ♪ Listen, ol' bank head ♪ ♪ Philanthrop ♪ Ah (beep). Come on with the pie, girl. (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) Philanthropic, aye? (audience cheering) - Yeah! Aw yeah. This my game. - Your word is ambidextrous. - Okay, all right. Hold on. ♪ I think I said mentioned this ♪ ♪ I got diabetes, but
I ain't stressing it ♪ ♪ Is that a free pie there ♪ ♪ I'm a mess with it ♪ ♪ And I be eat it with
both hands, ambidextrous ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) Yeah! (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - Okay, your word is persecute. - Persecute?
- Persecute. - Aight, look. ♪ With all of these words
I can merk a group ♪ ♪ I like what you're wearing
lady's, go on work them boots ♪ ♪ And I can buy a new bag
'cause you work the loot ♪ ♪ I'll have your girlfriends
like, ooh that persecute ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) What's up, what's up? (audience cheering) - Okay, your word is fortuitous. - Fortuitous. (audience laughs) ♪ Yo, they love my team,
nobody true as us ♪ ♪ Feed me, girl, I need a stewardess ♪ ♪ What they gon' do with us ♪ ♪ I got a movie, dinner ♪ ♪ But she can't come, only for two of us ♪ (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - [Man] Aight. (audience cheering) - Get off me. - Okay.
- Get off me. I don't trust y'all, get off me. - Your word is idiosyncratic. - Idiosyncratic. ♪ I'm tryin' to fake like
I don't know this word ♪ ♪ I trick 'em like it's magic ♪ ♪ If you test me it's gonna be tragic ♪ ♪ Big crack, like a crack addict ♪ ♪ I'm back at it ♪ ♪ They don't know me, my (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm idiosyncratic ♪ (audience cheering) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - What's the word? - Your word is zenith. ♪ You the type of person to
talk (beep) then delete it ♪ ♪ I'm the type of (beep) to
talk (beep) and repeat it ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Always hate 'cause
their pocks is bulemic ♪ ♪ You would want to see me ♪ ♪ Then you catch me on the Zenith ♪ (audience cheering) - All right.
(bell dinging) By the looks of the pie,
y'all play too much. By the looks of the pie. - I'm knocking (beep) the (beep) out!
- It look like, the red squad won. Am I right or wrong? (audience cheering) - No, the black squad won. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) (smooth hip hop music) ♪ I'm in the galaxy so I move slow ♪ ♪ My rocket takin' off,
bitch I got to go ♪ ♪ Helmet on my head, but I ain't in swat ♪ ♪ You job a thot, my job is a ♪ - Astronaut.
- Yeah. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - All right, I got you. Aight, all right, all right. ♪ Jingaling, all up in your face ♪ ♪ Now put the money on my waist ♪ ♪ All the girls gon' yell ♪ ♪ I work at the Chippendale ♪ ♪ And I love the big tippers ♪ ♪ I'm a ♪ - Strippa!
- Yeah! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - [Audience] Hey, hey! - Oh, okay okay okay. Now listen. ♪ I'm the man on his bus ♪ ♪ I'm a give you some help ♪ ♪ I be like, turn right ♪ ♪ Uh-Uh, a turn left ♪ ♪ Now listen, I want you
to listen what I say ♪ ♪ I be like, look, there
go a big ass head ♪ ♪ I'm the man on the bus ♪ ♪ You ain't never been
out of town before ♪ ♪ I tell you everything
where you wanna go ♪ (buzzer buzzing) ♪ She don't know ♪ (audience laughs) - [DJ] Look like we
got a loser over there. - Yo, yo, you ready?
- Yeah. ♪ Come and see me if you
want to have some fun ♪ ♪ I recommend you hit,
'cause I ain't even 21 ♪ - A dealer.
- Say it. - Like a blackjack dealer.
- Yeah, there we go! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Y'all make some noise for LaTonya here. Let me show y'all how it's done. Y'all make some noise for J one time. For the old school. We got this. No no, don't talk to
her, don't talk to her. You got this.
- I got this. We got this. - [DJ] Old school, wild out. (audience cheering)
(smooth hip hop music) - Come on, we got you, big man. Okay, okay, okay, okay. ♪ Bring me out your whip so
I can soak it in the suds ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I clean up all the dirt
and not get off in the mud ♪ ♪ From the trunk, to the
door, and to the windshield ♪ ♪ I can't forget about your wheels ♪ - Carwash. - There you go.
- There we go. Let's cook, old school. Let's go, let's go, let's go. ♪ Okay, I'm like ♪ ♪ Look, little mama, you
looks is off the richter ♪ ♪ I guess I have to snap just
for you to get the picture ♪ ♪ Don't worry about the
quality, I got the best light ♪ ♪ Suck it in, poke it out ♪ ♪ I'm a get your angles right ♪ - Photographer.
- Let's go, old school! Let's go old school!
(audience cheering) Let's go, old school. ♪ Yo, I'm not good at this
game, I'm the first of men ♪ ♪ All I do is sit back and
make the worst decisions ♪ ♪ I deported everybody
and I'm still not tired ♪ ♪ Everybody wanna know
why I'm still not fired ♪ ♪ And so, I got a hotel
named after me, Trump ♪ - Obama.
(audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) - Oh, I'll go, I'll go, aight. ♪ I'm kind of like an undertaker ♪ ♪ You know I get it in ♪ ♪ All I need is a shovel
and bitch named Eminem ♪ - [Audience] Oh! - A shovel, a shovel? ♪ 'Cause I live 'em all dead ♪ ♪ They don't want this dude ♪ ♪ I kinda end the funeral
and man I come through ♪ - Funeral?
(audience laughs) - I just said funeral. What do they have, a tombstone? (buzzer buzzing) A grave digger!
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) Damn it! (audience laughs) She was just nervous. Y'all make some noise for J one time. (audience cheering) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - New school.
(audience cheering) One dollar, make some
noise for the new school. (audience cheering) New school, all right. - Okay, look. ♪ Picture this, you at
the house chilling ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, now here come a villain ♪ ♪ And you like, ooh, don't push me ♪ ♪ And I step in like ma'am,
I'll save that (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) - A police officer? - A police officer, hell naw! (buzzer buzzing) Man, mother (beep) hell! - Hey. ♪ We talkin' flow job,
well I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ Jock, that's a nice chain ♪ ♪ You the first (beep) I'm gonna rob ♪ ♪ Nah, I'm playin', (beep) I might ♪ ♪ If I really was good at
this, I steal some height ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Steal some height ♪ ♪ I'm short, I need it ♪ ♪ I'm a steal it, I'm a take it, I will ♪ - Oh, a robber, a robber? - Exactly.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - I'm up, okay, okay. ♪ Yeah, uh uh uh ♪ ♪ I'm standing on stage
behind Mariah and J-Lo ♪ ♪ I help them out with
the high and low notes ♪ ♪ And if you still do not know ♪ ♪ My best lyric to date
has been do do do oh ♪ (audience laughs) - A backup singer?
- Yeah. (audience cheering) - Ah, let's get it ♪ In the mirror I can rip it up ♪ ♪ On stage I can tick it up ♪ ♪ And I can circuit like a thot, aye ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ But did you catch this robot ♪ - [Audience] Hey! - A choreographer?
- Yes. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Aight, good job. Y'all make some noise for Amber. (audience cheering) Y'all make some noise for Taylor one time. Give it up for her. (audience cheering) I think we got this. We're gonna speed it up. (smooth hip hop music) - Old school, wild out. - Uh, clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ You want your license ♪ ♪ You need me in it ♪ ♪ If you take me for a ride ♪ ♪ You better do the speed limit ♪ ♪ But watch out for the cops
'cause they hate the worst ♪ ♪ And make sure you strap up,
you know, safety's first ♪ - A cop? ♪ Girl I'm a thinker ♪ ♪ You make a right, you
better use your blinker ♪ (buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs) - [Man] Okay, here we go here we go. - Get it, Jack.
- Okay, okay. ♪ My job don't say no thinking, yo ♪ ♪ I have you like num hum yo rang ya yo ♪ ♪ Breathe in, breathe out ♪ ♪ Breathe in ♪ - Yoga instructor.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Aight. ♪ Your face look dumb ♪ ♪ Your hair look fuzzy ♪ ♪ Your makeup uneven
and your outfit ugly ♪ ♪ See talkin' down to you
make me feel greater ♪ ♪ I don't need to get a job
'cause I'm a full time ♪ - Hater.
- Exactly. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - We ain't got, we
aint' got that much time ♪ Okay, okay ♪ ♪ It rhymes with hog brainer ♪ ♪ It rhymes with hog brainer ♪ - Hog brainer.
- (buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs) - Look, dog trainer. - All right, black squad, wild out. (audience cheering) - Yeah! ♪ I take your credit cards ♪ ♪ And your social too ♪ ♪ I'm spending all your money on me ♪ ♪ But the bank think it's you ♪ - A scammer?
- There you go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ I be at your house, but not at night ♪ ♪ See something you
like, 'cause I lay pipe ♪ ♪ Bathroom tub next to the bathroom sink ♪ ♪ And if my crack hanging out
I hope my ass don't stink ♪ - A plumber. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) ♪ Excuse me, ma'am ♪ ♪ Did you order some food ♪ - [Man] Come on, y'all. ♪ From cross the street ♪ ♪ Because this is the address ♪ ♪ And the place that
they told me to meet ♪ ♪ So before I dip, can you give me a tip ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Hey before I dip,
can you give me a sip ♪ - Pizza man?
- Yeah, there you go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - All right. ♪ I'm a athlete playin' set for set ♪ ♪ I pray my balls don't hit the net ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I run this court so
forget what you heard ♪ ♪ When I grab my record, you
know you gonna get served ♪ - Hockey player? (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) (bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for Marissa. She took her time. Thank you for going so slow. (audience cheering) Y'all make some noise for
Deja one time, Deja Vu. Now we gotta speed this up. You look smart.
- Red squad. - Let's go, red squad.
- Wild out. - Yo, yo, aight. ♪ I bless kids, babies,
men and old ladies ♪ ♪ I say hallelujah make
the place go crazy ♪ ♪ If you believe in Jesus,
just give me a nod ♪ ♪ I take you back to my room
and introduce you to God ♪ ♪ I make you scream and shout ♪ ♪ And make you hit a holy note ♪ ♪ Then put that thing in
you and get the holy ghost ♪ - [Audience] Hey! - Preacher.
- Yeah. Preacher's a deacon.
- Pastor? (buzzer buzzing) - Get outta here. - That is.
- No it's not. - No, he says no. She said preacher!
- Not the same thing. ♪ I swarm and I sting if I
catch you trying to scheme ♪ ♪ Disrespect who you
want, just not my queen ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ To the left, to the
left, boo I keep it live ♪ ♪ I'm not a groupie, I'm a member of the ♪ - Bee hive.
- Ah! (audience cheering) - Aight, uh uh, yo. ♪ I'm all swoll ♪ ♪ I'm kind of hard ♪ ♪ I protect ya, here's my card ♪ ♪ I might frisk you ♪ ♪ If only ♪
- He said guard! - (beep) all y'all!
(buzzer buzzing) Y'all better listen!
- My card, my card! - I didn't say anything! I said, what did I say?
(bell dinging) - You said guard. - I said what? I said here's my card. - [Man] You said guard. You said guard, bro. - Bout to body slam somebody up in here. Yeah, who won? - The black squad won that one. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - [Nick] That's okay, you tried. ♪ Put your money down,
yo I'm ready to bet ♪ ♪ If you go against me, it's
gonna be Russian roulette ♪ ♪ Catch me playing craps
and it's off with ya head ♪ ♪ Roll the dice, I always
put my money on red ♪ - Gambler.
- You're damn right. (bell dinging) ♪ Go this way, go that way ♪ ♪ Stop, proceed, drive ♪ - Stop sign. - Stop sign?
- You said stop sign? - Stop sign? - Go this way, go that way! (buzzer buzzing) - [Woman] I don't know. ♪ Yo, listen, you know I got the chicken ♪ ♪ You know I got the goats ♪ ♪ Don't have a cow, I
always have the hoes ♪ ♪ You can step in the
field, you can rake a lot ♪ ♪ I can hire you if you
know how to raise a cock ♪ ♪ Okay, understanding me ♪ ♪ I wanna plant my seeds ♪ ♪ Stopper, they call me Old McDonald ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - I can't, I.
- Damn it! ♪ Old McDonald had a ♪ - Okay, okay look. Get this, bitch.
- Okay. ♪ This is just my hustle on the side ♪ ♪ Don't drink and drive,
I'll be your ride ♪ ♪ Pull up in all black, if not to rob ya ♪ ♪ Damn, why you always need my charger ♪ ♪ Yup yup, I'm better than the cab ♪ ♪ Damn Karen, (beep) ♪ ♪ What the (beep) is in
your bag 'cause it's heavy ♪ ♪ I drive a Chevy ♪ (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) - Get your black ass. ♪ Man this job that I
got, it lame as hell ♪ ♪ They be cat calling me
from inside the cell ♪ ♪ If I get a new job, I'm
gonna jump on it fast ♪ ♪ Last night a inmate
pulled a shank out his ass ♪ - Um. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Yes. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh!
(buzzer buzzing) Ooh it's so, ooh it's
on the tip of my tongue. (bell dinging) Ooh, Ooh.
(audience cheering) We better win this, that was amazing. Red squad, we up next. Y'all make some noise for Bri, one time. (audience cheering) - Red squad, wild out. - Okay, you ready? - Ready baby.
- Listen. Okay, um, listen, uh. ♪ When it comes to writing
scripts, girl, I'm Gucci ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, now I can put you in a movie ♪ ♪ Me and you, we in scenes and stuff ♪ ♪ I'm the one that's saying
action, hell naw, cut ♪ - Director.
- Yes! - [Nick] That's how we go.
(bell dinging) - I'm not gonna take any chances It rhymes with rews neporter. (audience laughs) - News reporter.
(bell dinging) - It's a brand new game. ♪ I can't front girl, I like your ways ♪ ♪ We supposed to be together
but I'm twice your age ♪ ♪ See the brand new
shoes, I paid for that ♪ ♪ And them brand new
jewels, I paid for that ♪ ♪ If y'all see her on a
cruise, I paid for that ♪ ♪ But I ain't never been a picture ♪ ♪ You so lame for that ♪ (audience laughs) - Daddy, sugar daddy?
(bell dinging) - She know what I'm talking about? Yo, yo, yo ♪ Cardi B, Bow Wow, yeah even Drake ♪ ♪ I help them get that cake ♪ ♪ Matter fact, to make
they songs tighter ♪ ♪ Matter fact, I need one, I'm a ♪ - Writer? - But what kind? Post, boo! - Ghost writer, ghost writer!
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Yo yo. Aight look look look. ♪ Your man cheatin', I can prove it ♪ ♪ Here go his phone, look, go through it ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm talkin' like a hater ♪ ♪ If you hire me I'm not a public I'm a ♪ - Investigator?
- Yeah. - Detective, detective.
(bell dinging) - Yeah, yes sir.
(audience cheering) ♪ All bathrooms I give the healing ♪ ♪ I'm the last person
to leave the building ♪ ♪ And I got all the keys on my waist ♪ ♪ And I clean this place ♪ ♪ And I sweep this place ♪ ♪ And I put the squeegee in the face ♪ ♪ Squeegee in your face ♪ - Janitor.
- Yeah! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - I think I know who won. Go ahead and confirm it D-Wrek. - Official, the red squad won that one. Make some noise for the red squad. (audience cheering) Red squad, wild out.
(audience cheering) ♪ Uh, uh ♪ ♪ I bring the news to your door ♪ ♪ But I ain't a Jehovah's Witness ♪ ♪ Runnin' through the hood ♪ ♪ Getting chased by all these bitches ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I know it is illegal but I
went through your business ♪ ♪ There's a letter in there
saying you about to get evicted ♪ - Mailman? Mailman?
- Okay then. - [Nick] Hey, there we go.
(audience cheering) ♪ Don't go to the clinic, come to me ♪ ♪ Give me your hand, I'll
tell you all you need ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I know you read that book, Kama Sutra ♪ ♪ Bitch, STD free is not in your future ♪ - Psychic.
- Yup, yes. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ Okay yo, listen, all right ♪ ♪ Everything is bigger soon
as I'm done touching ya ♪ ♪ The Kardashians is my best customer ♪ ♪ Wear a white coat, I tie up a mask ♪ ♪ You came to me when
you bought your ass ♪ (audience laughs) - Plastic surgeon.
- Yes. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - I got it, I got it. Yo, yo. ♪ We could real spiritual,
not talking voodoo ♪ ♪ Matter fact, you know this what I do ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Tryna get to side like the true you ♪ ♪ Wrap my head because I am a ♪ (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) Guru! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) You did good. Y'all make some noise for Jessica. (audience cheering) Make some noise for Brittany Lucio. - Black squad, wild out. ♪ I'm cute, I'm fit, I walk so fierce ♪ ♪ Thanks to Tyra Banks
for helping my career ♪ ♪ The camera's love me 'cause
I'm cold as the winter ♪ ♪ My pics on magazines,
not IG and Twitter ♪ - A model.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) ♪ Aye ma, it depends
on what you sporting ♪ ♪ Might get you the Nikes, I
might get you the Jordans. ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Look good in some Prestos
but great in some shocks ♪ ♪ Just know I can put a
size eight in your box ♪ - Ooh, Santa.
(buzzer buzzing) - You said, Santa? (audience laughs) - Well I'm here. Aight, hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ Ms Johnson out sick, I
hears she suspended you ♪ ♪ Throw something up here,
I'm calling the principal ♪ - [Audience] Hey! - Substitute teacher.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Now listen. ♪ You don't wanna see my face ♪ ♪ 'Cause that mean your stupid
ass done caught you a case ♪ ♪ Now I got the gravel and
this what you gonna see ♪ ♪ When I bang this mother (beep) ♪ ♪ All my (beep) be free, come on ♪ - [Audience] Hey! (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) - First off, I ain't gonna let you talk
to Brittany like that, because he said I got a gravel. (beep), it's called a gavel. (audience laughs) Gravel is some (beep) on the ground. - It the same thing! - DJ D-Wrek, who won that? - Man, you know the
red squad won that one. Make some noise for the red squad. - Red squad!
(audience cheering) All right, it's a tie game! ♪ Uh, yo yo ♪ ♪ Welcome to the dealership ♪ ♪ I'll always shake your hand though ♪ ♪ What do you want, the
Mercedes or the Lambo ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ You looked around to see
which whip you wanna drive ♪ ♪ I'll push your stick back
and take you for a ride ♪ - A car dealer?
- You're damn right. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ Stand up, scream and shout ♪ ♪ Bless the Lord, we in God's house ♪ - [Audience] Yeah! ♪ I don't if you live in Section 8 ♪ ♪ Put some money in
that collection plate ♪ - You're a pastor?
- Yeah yeah. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ Before I go to work, I pray ♪ ♪ I pray that today don't be the day ♪ ♪ That one of these tigers
try to bite my ass ♪ ♪ One of these gorillas
try to fight my ass ♪ - Are you a zookeeper?
- Zookeeper, yes! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - How you doing? You aight? ♪ Got the key to my city,
I'm very respected ♪ ♪ Speak on my as legendary,
nothing less is expected ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Where I from we ride slayer,
everything I'll be clear ♪ ♪ F the president, baby
you can call me the ♪ - Mayor?
- You got it. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Y'all makes some noise for
Brittany, she did pretty well. Red squad, step up. Y'all make some noise for
Brandy, let's do this. (audience cheering) D-Wrek, drop the beat. (audience cheering) ♪ I'll be in these chick's
mouth, that's for real ♪ ♪ Matter fact, they can get this drill ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I can't rap a lot 'cause this steel ♪ ♪ I'm tryna figure out if
they can fix my grill ♪ - You're a rapper?
(audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) I can't hear him! I can't hear him! (audience cheering) - Okay, ooh, okay. ♪ Aye, this will solve
all of your problems ♪ ♪ But at the same time ♪ ♪ Make it hard for you to get out of 'em ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ Back in the day I
used to be a biologist ♪ ♪ Now I'm doing brain surgery, I'm your ♪ - Uh, psychologist?
- What the? (audience laughs)
(buzzer buzzing) - Wait wait wait.
- She not gonna get this. (audience laughs) ♪ Look, she nervous, she scared ♪ ♪ I need to do another
procedure on your head ♪ - You're a surgeon?
(audience laughs) - She ain't go to school.
(buzzer buzzing) - [DJ] Get outta here. ♪ Oh it's a two drink
minimum to make you smile ♪ ♪ I do this 'cause I didn't
get enough love as a child ♪ ♪ Yo, you know my jokes are hot ♪ ♪ Emman thinks he one
of these but he's not ♪ - A rapper?
- What? (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) - [Nick] What is wrong with her? - We all rapping and you
not figuring nothing out. What the hell is wrong with you? (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Black squad won that
one, make some noise. New school, wild out. (audience cheering) - Quiet on set! (audience laughs) Open up. Put it in my mouth, take one. (audience cheering) - Better not. (bell dinging) What? - That's gonna be a good movie. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - Yeah sir.
(audience laughs) Aight, look now. - Aight. - I took a picture of that. - Oh my goodness. That thing is so big. That's the biggest one
I ever seen in my life. - Aye man, I can't help
what God do for the boy. - I didn't now you was blessed like that. - Yes, sir. - Ooh, you think that thing's gonna fit? - Oh, it's gonna have to. She's gonna have to take
all of it, it got to. - You gonna give it to her tonight? - Hell naw, I'm gonna
give it to her right now. I'm bout to put it on her right now. - In front of everyone? - In front of everybody. I'm like that.
(audience laughs) Let God damn go and propose here. (audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) It's going down, boy. Yes sir. (audience cheering) - Damn. Damn, (beep). Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one right there. Oh girl, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude. I was just showing my baby daddy what I'm bout to spend
this child support on. - Oh.
(audience cheering) - [DJ] Okay. (audience cheering) - You like cigars? Wait, before you answer, wrap
your lips around this cuban. - [Nick] Ooh, that's good, all right. (audience cheering) - Ooh, like you on the clock. You working with ass yeah, you bad, yeah. (audience cheering) - Yeah, that's all he had to say. (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Y'all make some noise for Bri, one time. Bri is such an amazing sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - Man, even though Juvie did his thing, I gotta give it to the new school. Make some noise for the new school. (audience cheering) - [Woman] Baby girl! - Baby, mother (beep) girl. (audience laughs) Take this real quick. Put it in your mouth. - What is this? - It's plan B, 'cause
tonight, I'm not pullin' out. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - I don't, scientifically I
don't think that's possible. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) Let's go. - Okay baby, look. Roses are red. Conceited is stocky. I wanna 69 and I ain't talkin' Takashi. Now I'm a beat that thing up, and it's not 'cause I hate ya. I'm just a real Jersey bitch, so I'm naughty by nature. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Oh my God, you are so bad girl. Look at you. Up here lookin' like a bag of money. You thinking it be cool if I put some money where my mouth is? (audience cheering) (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) Ah, nevermind! - We only related by blood. Let's go, OG. (audience cheering) - Google me. (buzzer buzzing) - How you gonna Google somebody with the Yellow Pages, (beep)? Wait, hold on. Let's see, where it's it? Email me.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up. (audience cheering) - Hey girl, yeah what's up? Yeah, no, ladies get in free. 410, I'm on the way right now. You already know what it is, sis. I'm a see you there, okay. No, you ugly, okay bye. Wait, hold up, okay, hold up. Hey my (beep), I'm a have to call you
right back 'cause God damn. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - Let's make some noise for Erica. (audience cheering) DJ D-Wrek, who won the game? - I gotta give that to, the old school. Make some noise for the old school, y'all. - Excuse me, I'm sorry. (man mumbling) Bet you ain't never seen a
fat dude packing like this. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) (man laughing)
(audience cheering) - What's up with you? Yo, one time at a basketball game, right. I hit dude with a crossover,
I stepped back, I hessied him. Hit the three, was. How you lookin' all unimpressed? - 'Cause that's a soccer ball. - Ah, I'm trippin'. It's a soccer ball. You supposed to do it with no hands. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) (crowd yelling) - God dang, girl. I ain't gonna lie, you up here lookin' like a sexy booger. (audience laughs) You know what? That's why I, pick you. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering)
(black squad booing) - You know I just turned vegan, right? So everything I eat gotta be green. - [Audience] Oh! (audience cheering) - [Man] What, you not vegan! You not vegan!
(buzzer buzzing) - [Audience] Oh! (crowd booing) - That's 'cause you eat pork! You swine eatin' bastard! Get your diet together,
stop eating all that meat. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - Hey.
(crowd yelling) One second.
(audience laughs) You lookin' good, oh. You heard that?
- No. - You can't hear it? Matter fact, listen. ♪ I can hear your heart ♪
(women screaming) ♪ Suddenly, yeah ♪ ♪ Just keeps on saying ♪ ♪ Come on in, come on in,
come on in and save me ♪ ♪ It keeps on saying ♪ ♪ Come on in, come on in,
come on in and save me ♪ ♪ Baby I can hear your heart now ♪ (audience cheering) (bell dinging) ♪ Good enough for me baby ♪ (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Y'all make some noise for
Marissa, AKA, Miss Neon, for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - You gonna be mad 'cause I gotta give it to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - Legs, legs is the word of the day. I need y'all to repeat after me. When I say legs, what's
the word of the day, legs. - [Audience] Legs! - Now that they know, let's go back to my house and
finish spreading the word. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - [Nick] Okay, okay. (audience cheering) - Cool, cool. - Hi, welcome to the
Wilding Out jewelry store. Is there anything I can help you with? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking for, you know, something nice to you know, complete me. I already got the earrings,
the ring, and the watch, you know what I'm saying? I just need something,
you know, to complete it. - Oh okay, so you're looking for something that will look good
around your neck, okay. Well, okay, how bout this Cuban here? - Okay, that is nice. How much is this? - That's about $75,000. - I'm a put that right back.
(audience laughs) - Okay, all right, well
you just let me know if you see anything that
piques your interest. - Okay, cool.
- Okay. (audience laughs) - Her legs would be
perfect around my neck. (audience cheering) (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) - I fell asleep and woke up and y'all were still standing there. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - Kittie, baby girl.
- Oh. - Got a couple questions. You see that dude right there, in the orange shirt right there? - Mm-hm. - You like his hair?
- Yes. - He kinda fly, right? - Yeah. - That watch, too, them tattoos. - Mm, yeah. - See baby, we might as well be together 'cause you like ugly (beep) too. - [Audience] Oh! (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Okay, okay, okay. Dang, this school big, oh my God. There's science, history. Excuse me.
- Hello. - Are you my geometry teacher? 'Cause from this angle you look, acute. - [Audience] Aw! (bell dinging)
(audience laughs) (audience cheering) - I'm a running back. It's my job to go hard. (audience cheering) - I'm a receiver. It's my job to go deep. (audience cheering) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - I'm the, I'm the coach. (audience laughs) - [DJ] Aye!
(buzzer buzzing) - I'm the owner. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta say the black
squad won that one. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - What's up with you? - I'm good, how are you? - You look nice.
- Thank you. - Know what I'm saying, like, see your little red pants and all that. But you know. - Hey Hit Man, holla. - Uh-uh girl, it's not like that. It's like, hey Hit Man, holla. (audience laughs) - Who are these? - I'm so sorry about that. They was my ex-girlfriend neighbors. Can you imagine why they know my name? (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) (man spitting) (audience laughs) - Man, I done told them to put sugar. Man, damn, now I gotta
taste something sweet. Oh yeah, that's it right there. But cuz look, hold on, wait wait wait! (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) - Trash. - Your man used. (audience cheering) - Wow, they waiting for the big. (man spitting) Oh! Damn, that tea is nasty. I told them to put some sugar in. (man spitting) Damn! Yo shoulder is nasty! (buzzer buzzing) (audience cheering) - How you doing? - I'm good, how are you? - I'm better now.
- Oh yeah. - Look, I'm just gonna
keep it real with you. I'm a treat you like DJ D-Wrek career. - What? - 'Cause I'm a ring your
bell, give you a buzz, and I'm a last longer than
everybody on this stage. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - That sound like D-Wrek. (audience cheering) - Uh, yo, check it. (audience laughs) - [Woman] Yo, check it. ♪ These guys wanna tear you
down and give you the D ♪ ♪ But the only thing I wanna
tear down is misogyny ♪ ♪ Then I'll massage your knee ♪ ♪ Then I'll massage your feet ♪ ♪ And I'll give you a massage for free ♪ ♪ As long as you massage my, neck ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And no disrespect,
I'm not tryin' to flex ♪ ♪ But the only thing I
wanna pick up is the check ♪ ♪ So while these dudes
tryin' to give you the sex ♪ ♪ Girl, the only thing I
wanna give you is my respect ♪ (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - Only thing you wanna
pick up is the check! - [DJ] That was beautiful,
that was beautiful. That was beautiful. (audience cheering) - That's crazy. You ever seen a bone this big? - No, I've never. - It's not even the biggest one I got. - Oh yeah?
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - [Nick] Let's go, CON. - Aight, look. Everybody else wants to lie to you and tell you all things
they not really gonna do. I'm a get straight to the point. - Tell me. - You come to my place, I'm a kill it. Dead ass! (bell dinging)
(audience laughs) (audience cheering) - [Nick] Let's go! Why I think. - You ever been around the world? - No. - On a private jet?
- No. - Shopping spree?
- No. - I'm telling Lil Wayne. (audience laughs) - Aye no, (beep) that. Let go, let go, let go. (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) - Lucci, Lucci, you supposed to do this. Lucci, you were posed to do this. You were posed to do this, Lucci. Girl, I'll hit you with all
I got and make you go, oh! (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek. - I gotta give it to the red squad. Make some noise for the red squad. (audience cheering) (man laughing) (audience laughs) - With your fly ass. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Oh my God. You are so pretty.
- Thank you. - Look, I know all of these other guys are trying to tell you
all of these pretty lines, but they are not trying
to give you anything. So I want to know if you would like to
have a few of my goats. - I would love your goats. - You would love my goats. - I love 'em. - Well if you love my goats, then I know you are
going to love my snake. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Hey baby.
- Hey. - So look, you know I got the whole world talkin' like me, right? It's this thing called the B Simone tone. So just repeat after me. See if you can do it. Baby girl!
- Baby girl. - No no no. Baby girl!
- Baby girl. - No, look, sir!
- Sir. - Look, look. Just come home with me tonight, I'll make sure you hit
the hi note, come on. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - Get that shit B Simone! (audience cheering) - I'm ready for this. So I'm going over these scenes
for "Insecure" next season, and right now, uh right now, I'm going over a scene
where I smash you on stage. You ready? (audience cheering) - You bet not. (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
(audience laughs) (audience cheering) (people chattering) (audience laughs) - I, I. (audience laughs) ♪ You got me speechless ♪ ♪ You got me speechless ♪ - No, I can't give you, okay. (buzzer buzzing) - What are you talking about? ♪ You got me speechless ♪ I want my damn bell. ♪ Speechless ♪ (audience cheering) - Oh oh, you pulled the (beep) out on 'em? And you shot everybody? (beep) you crazy! Aight mama, I'm a call you right back. (audience laughs) So I uh, just finished
donating my organs, man, and they said if you sign right here, I can leave you my heart. - [Audience] Aw! (bell dinging) - [DJ] That was beautiful. (audience cheering) - Now you know how I'm the
boss on this show, right? - Yeah. - But somehow you just gave me a raise. (bell dinging) - Okay. (audience cheering) - Yo, who won that game, man? - I gotta give that to the red squad. Make some noise for the red squad. Okay, red squad, wild out. (audience cheering) - [Man] Oh, he can see. - Get that (beep) up high. There you go. - See baby, I told you you wasn't gonna catch
nothing (beep) with me. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - God damn. You fine then a muh. They say don't touch, but guess what? I'm the type of man to
(beep) with my eyes. I want all that, God damn. (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
what? - Thank you!
- All that? Hold up, hold up! It ain't bout her face, I want them draws! What? (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Nah, let me see that. That's not how you do that. That ain't even how that go. (audience cheering) He supposed to say something like, look how stupid I look, without you. - [Audience] Aw! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) (audience cheering) - So you just gonna
leave me and go with him? (beep) you just like this leg,
you left me standing there. (bell dinging)
(audience laughs) - Aye, look at my third leg. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Right, what's up, shorty? - What's up? - You know, my girl
kicked me out and stuff, but you know, it's cool. I got somewhere to live. I was just wondering if you got
a box I can put my stuff in? You do, cool. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Hey, how you doin'? What up, you pretty and (beep). Aight, so, it depend on
how many drink I have, if I'm into girls and (beep), so right now, totally just
want to be your friend. Find some African (beep)
out here in Atlanta, and tell a jeweler we need more ice. Come on, bitch, let's go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, there was a
lot going on in this game. - A lot going on but I gotta
give it to the black squad. So make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) (audience yelling) - Look, I got a whole
bunch of kids, right? I'm just looking for a little
peace and quiet, right? So if you give me a little
piece, I'll be quiet. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) (audience cheering) - Oh, my bad. I just though you were a vending machine, 'cause you be looking like a snack. (bell dinging)
(audience laughs) You be looking like a snack. - You be looking like a snack. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - Pull me around. Now see, I could use all kind of line, 'cause you ain't gonna turn
me down in a wheelchair, you feel me? But honestly, I can't
holler, 'cause I got a wife and she up in this bitch, you feel me? (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience laughs) - Look, I been on this
show for a long time and I done heard all the head jokes. I know my head look like
a big toe, all that. I just, you know, I
just gotta let you know, since I got so much extra head, I was wondering if I could give you some. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Red squad, red squad. (audience cheering) - You know, before, you know I
got wilding out and all that, I was working at UPS. So you know me, I know
how to handle that, box. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) (audience cheering) (audience laughs) - If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? - [Audience] Hey! (buzzer buzzing) - Would you hold it against me? - If that ain't older
than all of us in here. - Are you, oh my God. (audience cheering) (audience laughs) - Make a old pimp like me
come out of early retirement. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) - Make some noise for (indistinct) for being such a good sport. (audience cheering) You be looking like a snack. D-Wrek, who won? - I a give it to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - See, see? Look, I'm a be honest,
my mama think I'm gay, so I just need you to help
me prove her wrong, please. - Okay.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) - There you go, dog! - Yo parents must be beavers, 'cause you built like damn! (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - I said that already! I said, that's my joke! - He was funny. - That's not yours!
- That is! I said that last season.
- When? Aight, I got another one, then. - Do it then.
- Aight, aight, aight. (audience cheering) - Your parents must be jelly, 'cause you built like jam! (bell dinging) - Yo, I get it. Aight, you see, they all disrespectful. Trying to have sex with you and all. I'm not trying to do that, at all. Here. Can you just give me the top. - [Audience] Oh! (buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs) - [Nick] Why you hating? (audience cheering) - So you know I got a
rep in Houston, right? Check this out. Now you know the Rockets wear red, right? And the Texans wear blue. See, I'm King T-R-T-H. Only think missing is you. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Hello sweetheart.
- Hello. - Are you Drake's album, "Scorpion?" 'Cause you're A side is hard, but your B side is soft! (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) (audience cheering) - You see, I'm from Denmark, and there is nothing better than starting a date
eating a Danish pastry. - Oh. (buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs) - Pretty much she said, she got a Danish pastry right here. - I understood that. - What she really trying to say was, she like pork, okay? Because you built like Spam! (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - There it is, y'all,
make some noise for Keisha for being such an amazing sport! Thank you. D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta say the black
squad won that one, man. (audience cheering) ♪ Ba ba ba da ba ba da bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Yeah! - [Audience] Yeah! - Babe, what is taking you
so long, I been waiting? And why are you wearing that dress? I wanna, oh! Oh, oh no no no no. When I said I couldn't wait to
walk down the aisle with you, I was talking bout the supermarket. You know it got all the deals. This ain't no ring box, it
got all my coupons, look. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) Look, aye, get change,
I'm a meet you in the car. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - Oh yeah, see this, see
this what I'm talkin' about. See I been ready, I was waitin' on you. But make sure we on the same page, do you really wanna see us together? - Yeah. - Like, are you positive
you wanna see us together? - Yeah. - Cool, the movie start at nine. You know he wrote "Get Out" too, so. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - Hey Quinn, how are you? - Hi, I'm good, and you? - I'm good. Look, the past three days has been the best days
of my life, you know? You took me to that arcade and, you won the jackpot for me. Ah, you were so focused. (audience laughs) All of your lady parts
are so well developed. (audience laughs) Just don't be like the last girl. What I'm trying to say is, will you go to prom with me? - Yes! (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. (audience cheering) - I must tell you, all of my ex-wives made sounds
like animals from my village. My first ex-wife, in grade
four, made sound like dog, ruff. My next ex-wife, grade 10,
made sound like cat, meow. Now my most recent ex-wife,
who'll I'll never remarry, made sound like owl. - Who?
- See. (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - My beautiful black sister. You are gorgeous, you are
beautiful, you are a queen. Do not allow anyone to make
you feel any different. But there is only one question
that I have for you today, my beautiful black sister. - What? - Who allowed this white
woman to sit in the front row? I am confused. She was sent here to set me up. (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - God damn. (audience laughs) Well, aight look. You're somebody I want to
share all of my secrets with. Now as a kid, I couldn't do it. But now that I'm a man, for you baby, I'm ready to tie the knot. So should it be a double?
(audience laughs) Or the bunny ears is usually. (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - Ooh girl, you so, girl you beautiful! Y'all give it up for my wife. Give it up for my wife! (audience cheering) Ooh, come on now, you know I trained you
better than that now. Give it up for everybody, come on. (audience laughs) See, that why I can't be with you. You just give it up to everybody. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Bow bow now ♪ ♪ Bow bow now ♪ ♪ Bow bow now ♪ ♪ Bow bow now ♪ ♪ Now I'm a batchelor ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - You know I love you, right? Girl, I can't see myself
with nobody but you. Oh man. Now I can.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Nick] Here they come. - Hey y'all. We both look good, huh? Baby, on this magical day, I just had to tell you that my heart beats for you and you alone. I mean, feel my heart. I mean really, really feel my heart. I know you can feel that beatin', but it's just something that
I gotta get off my chest. - What?
- You! (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. Way to go, Carter. - Stop, stop. Yo check it.
(audience laughs) Girl, you know what we
came to the alter to do. My life, that's what I've altered for you. You could ghost me, but
I'd still call you my boo. - [Audience] Oh! - No debatin', me plus you,
that's the only equation. I want you to be my boo, K? That's why I rose to the occasion. (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - Bars! ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Baby, I know I'm
late, I'm know I'm late. I love you, you love me, right? - Yeah. - What time is it?
- It's about 7:00. - No it's not. ♪ It's 9:00 ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - You can't beat that. D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give that to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Hey babe, I got some good
news and some bad news. The bad news is, I just
got a girl pregnant. But the good news is, it's your sister, so you're gonna be an auntie! (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Baby, on this special occasion today, Royce and the Home Wreckas
got something to say. ♪ Oh baby ♪ ♪ Would you be mine ♪ ♪ My darling dear ♪ ♪ For a lifetime ♪ ♪ Oh I need you ♪ ♪ Oh I need you ♪ ♪ Would you be mine ♪ ♪ Be mine ♪ Ah ah, hey hey hey hey! You smash too? Ah no, that's okay. Wait, y'all, y'all smash too? ♪ Well at least it's only three ♪ ♪ She also smashed me ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - How you doin', sweetheart? - I'm good. - I just want you to know that I appreciate you a lot, you know. You always leave the cereal
down for me so I can reach it. (audience laughs) When we leaving, you strap me in my car
seat for safety purposes. And when you out on business, you leave your friends there
to breast feed me, too. (audience laughs) So would you make me the
happiest boy on this planet, and go to the school dance with me? - Aw!
- Yes! (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - I just wanted to say, we been through a lot,
you know what I'm saying? We've grown to be best friends, and that's what I love most
about our relationship. And when I first laid eyes on you, I just knew you would be the one, to tell me if this ring is
perfect for my girlfriend, 'cause I plan on getting. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) - Here they come. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. ♪ Everyone falls in love ♪ (audience cheering) - Just not this time. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for
the lovely bride, Lolo Wood. (audience cheering) DJ D-Wrek, man, that was
a hell of a game, who won? - The black squad won. Make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. - Tony may stay to play. ♪ Ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Oh.
(audience laughs) Listen, I know this is our wedding day and I'm supposed to spit vows, but to tell you the truth, if I spit my vows it'll
be longer than that dress. I just wanna let you know that with every fiber in me, I love you, and there's no other
woman out there for me. Will you marry me?
- Yes. - And cut! That's excellent, that was a great scene. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) That was amazing. She really believe it, she believed it. Come back to my room. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Nah nah nah, you know I'm
forever gonna be a player, man. What's our motto, on three? One, two, three. We don't love them (beep). All right mama, I'm a call you back. (audience laughs) I'm sorry, I was just talking to my mama. Telling her how my eighth
girl sounded a lot like a owl. - Who?
(man laughs) (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Hey baby, sorry I'm late. You know this ring right
here cost about 40 grand, and you know you worth every penny of it. Every penny, hold that baby, hold that. - No, we don't need backup, one second. I think the ring is located. Uh, that ring is reported stolen. One of you have to come with us. - It ain't in my hands, is it? - [Audience] Oh! (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ Ya thief, get up outta here, ya thief! ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Hey hey hey, baby. I can't wait for dinner. You said you got a bun in the oven. I bout to, oh, that bun. I guess we have to now, right? (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ I gotta return that. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Hey, a lot have tried and failed. I'm, you know, Harlem in the building. You know, you from Harlem. So you understand, you
know I had to do this. I had to give you eight gold
rings like Shabba Ranks. You know, we had to
take it to a new level. Can we take it to a new level? I'm on a new level. - Hey hey, I'm on a new level. Hey hey, I'm on a new level. Hey hey, I'm on a new level. (audience cheering) D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Hey beautiful.
- Hi. - Hey, before we get married, I was just wondering if I could say a couple of vows that
I wrote down for you. - Of course.
- All right, well here it go. When I first met you, my family said you was no good for me, but that was something
I wasn't trying to hear. Kinda like Nick Cannon, when people tell him he should
let go of his rap career. (audience laughs) And if anybody ever hurt
you, I promise I'm a rumble. And I know we don't shop at H&M no more, but you still got the
coolest monkey in the jungle. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Ash, I don't want her. - Brit, I don't want her. - I don't want her.
- I don't want her. - My dad owns Starbucks.
- My dad owns McDonald's. - Well you know how we
have to settle this. - Let's go. - You got her, bitch.
- Whatever. But like no funny (beep). I'm gonna dead ass cheat on you, for real. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. (man squeals) - Baby.
- Yes. - Every time I grab your hand, I always just wanna, give you a chance. And there's something
that you need to know. I can't marry you today 'cause I'm still (beep)
Chance's old (beep). (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Baby.
- Yes? - You look so beautiful. And this dress looks amazing on you. But lately I just realized that I'm bi. And I wanna be, by myself. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Yeah. Now, babe, I know you say
I don't listen to you, but I'm a show you I've
been paying attention. I've got onion rings,
I got mozzarella rings, I got chicken rings. Why you dressed like that? Oh! Oh, no no, that that, not that. Not that ring. We ain't ready for that. This, this hold my watch. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - No, no, don't do it.
- Don't do it! - We need you.
- Please. Please, we need you.
- Please, daddy, we need you. - Please, I promise I'll
use the cream next time. - These streets need me. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. (audience cheering) - I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so late. You know, Kanye produced this wedding. So there's only seven guests. (audience laughs) You know, I am ready though. I think that, um, you
know, I wanna do it but, if I marry you, my fiance's gonna kill me. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) Yeah! (audience cheering) - D-Wrek, who won that game? - I'm a give it to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. ♪ Ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Girl, you know when I was a kid, I had a dream that I would
meet a beautiful girl like you, get married with Luther Vandross singing, but I'm gay, that (beep)
dead, and so is that dream. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Before I sign this wedding contract, 'cause you know I'm rich, I gotta holla at my best man, Birdman. - [Audience] Oh! (audience laughs) - What's up, play girl? My little brother want me
to say these vows to you. So it go like this. When it come to this marriage, there's only one thing
this boy want you to know. You better put some respect on this ring! And I ain't gonna say nothing else. (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - You know I been waiting to
do this for a long time, baby. You know I love you, right? - Yeah. - Hold on. Damn. (beep) Don't say nothing, don't say nothing. (audience laughs) What's up, baby? Nah, I'm chillin' at the
movies, what you doing? Nah, I ain't lying, why
would I lie about that? 'Cause you said you watching "Wild N Out" and you see me getting
married to some hoochie. - [Audience] Oh! - Oh, naw baby, that ain't me. Naw, that ain't me. (audience laughs) Naw baby, that's Jacquees. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) Yeah I'm a go. ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - All right, baby, put this right here. Now, before I start I want
to read you my vows, okay? Let's see here. The love I have for you, it'll never stop. And the love you have for
me, should always be on top. You know what a top is, right? (audience laughs) - No. - That's what I need, I need a top! (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - [Audience] Here they come. - Queen, you look amazing in that dress. But I just can't get married. DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em why. ♪ I'm a gigolo, spending lot's a dough ♪ ♪ You can tell the way
wide-body, sitting on vogues ♪ ♪ And how I'm shining, wit
the fresh, fresh clothes ♪ ♪ And I'm always surrounded, by so many ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) Here they come. Y'all make some noise
for the beautiful Jasmine one more time for being such
an amazing sport, thank you. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Red squad wins that one. Make some noise for the red squad. (audience cheering) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - I'm not gonna be able to marry you for the simple fact that I
know you lacking one toe. And I'm just lactose intolerant. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - We are gathered here today to wed these two in holy matrimony. They have wrote they own vows, designer. - Baby, you know I wanna marry you, baby. I got broads in Atlanta (mumbling) (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Spin around, let me see you. Let me see you. All right, stop, wrote you a little poem. All right, roses are red, and I know how to fight, marry me (beep) or I'm a end your life. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - So girl, I just been
waiting for the sign to tell me how we gonna move forward. Well, there it go, bye. (bell dinging) ♪ Ba ba bada, ba ba bada ♪ ♪ Ba ba bada, ba bada bada bada ♪ - Here they come. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha, welcome. Ha ha ha bless. Before we continue this, is there anyone, speak now or forever, ah
ha ha, hold your peace. - [Man] Hell naw! - I object. - [Audience] Oh! - [Woman] Talk that, talk that. ♪ Hey pretty lady ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ I don't mean no disrespect ♪ ♪ But you're trying to marry DC, ah ♪ ♪ But you should marry me ♪ (audience cheering) (bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for Jasmine. Thanks for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to the black squad. - [Nick] What? - Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - What's up, girl? - What's up?
- Yo. ♪ You're so electric ♪ ♪ There's so much we could do ♪ ♪ But let me sit back
and get a peak at you ♪ ♪ Squirt'll hit the sheets ♪ ♪ Gotta snatch 'em all ♪ ♪ And if you see my pokeballs ♪ ♪ Gotta catch 'em all ♪
- Pokemon. - Yeah, Polemon.
(audience cheering) - Aight, listen. ♪ Baby girl, haven't done
this thing since high school ♪ ♪ Before you do it, grab
a cup of ice cubes ♪ ♪ Touch me, tease me, please me ♪ ♪ And don't make this hard
I want it to be easy ♪ - "Straight Outta Compton."
- Ah! (bell dinging) - Gold squad! ♪ Girl I bet you taste like lemonade ♪ ♪ This the only good
movie Nick ever made ♪ ♪ That's why I got you over at my place ♪ ♪ So I can stand up and
put my stick in ya face ♪ - "Drumline!"
- There we go! (bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for
Jade, she did her thing. She got it poppin'. Platinum squad, that's how you do it. Y'all saw that? - Naw, what y'all do?
- Naw, we didn't see it. (audience laughs) - We ain't got no, we
ain't got no eyes, Nick. - We was talkin', remember we was talkin'. - Y'all make some noise
for Lauren one time. (audience cheering) Wild out! - Oh that's me. I got that one. - Man, get it together, man. ♪ You my Sara Conner, I gotta save you ♪ ♪ You so damn fine, I'll be back later ♪ ♪ T1000 like my name was Schwarzenegger ♪ ♪ But in the bed room
you gonna call me your ♪ - Terminator.
- Yeah! (bell dinging) - I got this. (audience laughs) Turn this music off! I don't have to say a word. Just look at me. - "Silence of the Lambs?" (audience laughs) "When Darkness Falls?" (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzing) (audience cheering) - Aight. ♪ It starred Nick Cannon but
he didn't get his silly on ♪ ♪ It also had a pretty
girl, Christina Milian ♪ ♪ He paid for her love with a ring ♪ ♪ But as for me ♪ ♪ Love don't cost a thing ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Y'all keep it going for Lauren! (audience cheering) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Your team won that one. Make some noise!
- Gold squad! Let's get to it, wild out. - Check this out. ♪ Last name turner so
you know I don't play ♪ ♪ And before we get it poppin'
eat this cake Anna Mae ♪ ♪ To keep you motivated I
might give a little push ♪ ♪ But the way you look in that outfit ♪ ♪ Make me want to get in your nut bush ♪ - "What's Love Got to Do With It." - Exactly.
(bell dinging) - Aight, look. ♪ You still messin' with homeboy ♪ ♪ Your girls in Compton
say I look like Dough Boy ♪ ♪ No relationship I'm
tryna get a quickie ♪ ♪ And give you back shots
like your name was Ricky ♪ - "Boyz N Da Hood."
- Yeah! ♪ Girl ♪ ♪ I want them draws ♪ ♪ When I get through with
you you gonna be Mrs Claus ♪ ♪ I got a white kid ♪ ♪ And I don't really
know who child that is ♪ ♪ I dress like Santa Claus every day ♪ ♪ And I'll slap you ♪ ♪ I did it with a white girl in the room ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I did it with a white girl ♪ - I don't know! (audience cheering) - Okay. ♪ My name is Malcolm,
last name Madacambe ♪ ♪ Selling coke on the net,
they couldn't find me ♪ ♪ Broke up with Nakia, told her nope ♪ ♪ But me and you getting
together, that could be ♪ - Dope.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) I did good. - [Man] Yo, that's my dog. - Let's bring Jasmine out here one time. Y'all make some noise. Wild out! (audience cheering) (man clearing his throat) ♪ Back when I was a young cub ♪ ♪ I used to have a heart ♪ ♪ Till my ex-girl Nala
left me all scarred ♪ ♪ 'Cause she was all about a dolla ♪ ♪ But I feel like with
you it's Hakuna Matata ♪ (audience laughs) - That's for sure "Lion King." (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) (man making ape noises) (audience laughs) ♪ This movie's about
monkeys and white people ♪ ♪ The monkey's learn how to read ♪ ♪ And wanted to be treated equal ♪ ♪ Next thing you know it wasn't aight ♪ ♪ They shut the city down
and had a big ass fight ♪ - Uh. ♪ Do you have cable at your house ♪ - What she say?
- "Planet of the Apes?" - She said (beep)!
- I said. - She (beep) said it! She said it!
(audience laughs) (bell dinging)
Thank you! - I'm not good with beats, hold on. ♪ He from outer space and
that (beep) does amaze me ♪ ♪ His hands light up, but
my finger game is crazy ♪ ♪ When this came out it
was the movie of the year ♪ ♪ If you need me, I'll be right here ♪ - "ET." - Yeah.
- Yeah. (bell dinging) ♪ What's up, my name is Jake
and I don't play no games ♪ ♪ Girl I know you're hungry let
me be what's on your plate ♪ ♪ I'm cupid with the arrow,
'cause girl you're looking fine ♪ ♪ Baby let me take you to district 69 ♪ (audience cheering) - "The Hunger Games."
- There we go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Whatever. Y'all give it up for Jasmine. (audience cheering) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - The black team won that one. Make some noise for the black team. (audience cheering) - We need to win this game, Brittany. - Okay.
(audience laughs) - Red squad, wild out. (audience cheering) - You ready? Here we go, look. ♪ I (beep) on that thing like Hannibal ♪ ♪ You play this game, we
can turn into some animals ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh, and they ain't
gonna be scaring us ♪ ♪ But look in this movie ♪ ♪ They look like me and just hilarious ♪ - "The Last Dragon?" - "The Last Dragon?" I'll roast your ass, what wrong with you? (audience laughs) (audience cheering) ♪ I got characters like Rogue and Jean ♪ ♪ And I'm sharp with the
fingers like I'm Wolverine ♪ ♪ You won't be an invisible
woman when we're texting ♪ ♪ 'Cause I am a lot better than your ♪ - "X-Men."
- Hey! (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Yo. ♪ I was born in the jungle I'm a killa ♪ ♪ My whole family wild,
even my mama a gorilla ♪ ♪ Well, I want you for the whole day ♪ ♪ I swing through half naked,
baby we can roll play ♪ ♪ I mean our love may take time ♪ ♪ You probably heard about your
boy through the grapevine ♪ - "Tarzan." ♪ When I'm tellin you a scare scene ♪ (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ I'm high with love, you
gon' be my Mary Jane ♪ - How you doing? ♪ I been working out a
lot, so I'm kinda sore ♪ ♪ And this movie had a lot of dinosaurs ♪ ♪ And if you'd like to
be (beep) after dark ♪ ♪ You can come with me, go inside my J ♪ - "Jurassic Park."
- There we go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Y'all make some noise
for Brittany Elena. (audience cheering) - Aight black team, wild out. (audience cheering) - You gotta do better than
Brittany did, have a seat. (audience laughs) ♪ The white lady got my brain erased ♪ ♪ That's the reason why I'm
sitting here making this face ♪ ♪ The way she did me
make me want to shout ♪ ♪ But if you don't have sex, I'm a take ♪ - "Get Out."
- Exactly. (audience cheering) ♪ Look, where I live there's
some trees that'll damage you ♪ ♪ My name is Mowgli and
I run with some animals ♪ ♪ Bring some friends along
and with they hair long ♪ ♪ And if you got some friends
then they can share Khan ♪ ♪ But this monkey right
here, I won't share it ♪ ♪ The way I blow on your
neck, can you bear it ♪ - "Jungle Book."
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) ♪ Damn she knows movies ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Okay fresh out the box
so come play with me ♪ ♪ When you come into the room
I can't help but freeze ♪ ♪ Ken and Barbie, that's
what we could be ♪ ♪ So let's catch a Buzz
and play with my Woody ♪ - [Audience] Hey! - "Toy Story."
- Yeah. (bell dinging)
♪ Yeah she knows movies ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ Yeah okay ♪ ♪ It's so hard being green, green ♪ ♪ Tryna save the princess
from the king, king ♪ ♪ And it's hard with this
donkey on my side, yeah ♪ ♪ Tryna make Fiona my bride, ooh ♪ - "Shrek?" (bell dinging)
- Yeah! ♪ She know that movie ♪ - D-Wrek, who won that game? - Gonna have to say the
black squad won that one. So make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. - Give it up for Ayo &
Teo with the black squad. Everybody on their feet. DJ, D-Wrek, take us out, man. ♪ Wildn, Wildn, Wildn ♪ Drop the beat, D-Wrek. (smooth hip hop music) - Okay. ♪ Here's the remote, it's
okay, you can hold it ♪ ♪ The cable went out,
it's okay, I reload it ♪ ♪ Before the night is over,
this comes to an end ♪ ♪ Baby, say hello to my little friend ♪ - "Scarface."
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) (audience laughs) - Okay, check it out. ♪ Girl I'm the king of the jungle ♪ ♪ I'll give you this banana,
yeah I'm ready to rumble. ♪ ♪ Man they took me out the jungle. ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - You can't say king.
- You said king. - You can't say king. - Get your ass over here, light skin! - Oh let me do it again,
let me do it again. - [DJ] No, no.
(audience laughs) (audience cheering) ♪ Me and you on this
couch won't last long ♪ ♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪ ♪ I be peeping my peers ♪ ♪ Plus I been beefing with
my sister for like 50 years ♪ ♪ Take the family out ♪ ♪ We could trick or trick ♪ ♪ Trick a trick with the candy out ♪ ♪ I mean, 'cause they never here for you ♪ ♪ Flame in it ♪ ♪ This movie title got my name in it ♪ ♪ Halloween player, Halloween player ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - No, I said holler! Holler! I didn't say (beep)! - You said ween though, get
yo big head ass over here. - Holler, holler! - You still said ween!
- No, holla we ain't playing. Not Halloween! - Man, I need some
smart people on my team! (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - How you doing?
- Good, how you doing? ♪ So this show got my
cloud up in my phone lit ♪ ♪ And if you ain't educated you
probably wouldn't know this ♪ ♪ Y'all ready have "Blackish,"
now she got her own ♪ ♪ And I ain't a youngin'
no more, that mean I'm ♪ - Adultish, "Grown-ish," "Grown-ish!" (bell dinging) (audience cheering) Y'all make some noise for Lolo one time. (audience cheering) Take your time.
- Okay. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (smooth hip hop music) - Aight listen. ♪ Listen girl, I don't
really mean to brag ♪ ♪ But after this movie
I know we gonna shag ♪ ♪ Okay I won't get lazy ♪ ♪ Question, do I make you horny baby ♪ - "Austin Powers."
- Yes! (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - What's up, girl? ♪ I'm a wife, I'm real pretty ♪ ♪ We turn up, in the city ♪ ♪ This drama is real tragic ♪ ♪ Don't make me get ratchet ♪ - "Real Housewives of Atlanta." - Yes, bitch.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) ♪ Yo look look ♪ ♪ The kids want me back from the dead ♪ ♪ Me and Chico Bean
got the same old head ♪ ♪ And I could tell you a down ass sister ♪ ♪ I'm sorry baby girl 'cause
I'm a clown ass (beep) ♪ ♪ Understand baby girl, this legit ♪ ♪ Let's play a game called tag and you ♪ - "It."
(bell dinging) - That's what's up. What's up, boy, what's up, boy? (audience cheering) ♪ I'm the king of the jungle ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay! Okay, listen. ♪ Okay now ain't gon' lie ♪ ♪ This movie real good ♪ ♪ But I didn't see it ♪ ♪ 'Cause a (beep) from the hood ♪ ♪ Ain't gon' lie ♪ ♪ This movie real hard ♪ ♪ If you let me go down there ♪ ♪ I'm a have you sounding
like that monster ♪ (man making Chewbacca growl) - "Star Wars."
- Huh? - "Star Wars," is it "Star Wars?" (bell dinging)
- She said it. (man making Chewbacca growl)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Y'all make some noise
for Lolo for playing along. (audience cheering) D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give it to the black squad. Make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. New school, wild out. (smooth hip hop music) - Let's go partner.
- Oh hey girl. All right, I'm back, all right. ♪ Every time I swing it's quite insane ♪ ♪ And you know I (blowing air) ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm the man ♪ ♪ Yes I got the mask all over my head ♪ ♪ We didn't go internet
dating but met on the web ♪ - "Spiderman."
- Yup. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Ah! Now listen. Are you ready?
- Yeah. ♪ Now look, I'm gonna keep it simple ♪ ♪ I can't kill that cat
in the intercontinental ♪ ♪ You get it, I'm going hard ♪ ♪ I went crazy first movie bout my car ♪ ♪ The second movie I was a robbed ♪ ♪ I went crazy bout my dog ♪ ♪ Listen, I will go crazy bout my dog ♪ (buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs)
- No, what was that? ♪ This title is a good question ♪ ♪ Bitch I wish I knew ♪ ♪ I been single so long
that I do not have a clue ♪ ♪ If I could read minds I
would probably have a man ♪ ♪ I'm so jealous 'cause in
this movie Taraji P can ♪ - Oh, "Think Like A Man?" - Heh, no.
(buzzer buzzing) No, bitch.
- No, no? (audience laughs) (audience cheering) ♪ I went up the hill with my best friend ♪ ♪ I thought it was just a game ♪ ♪ When we came back down ♪ ♪ Things were never the same ♪ ♪ Used to give me high fives ♪ ♪ Now he wants some rawhide ♪ - "Brokeback Mountain." (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Old school, should we show
them how to play this game? (audience cheering) Y'all make some noise for Alexis. Give it up for her. (audience cheering) Old school, wild out. (smooth hip hop music) - Yeah, hey dog. Look, look. ♪ Keep it in the family,
that's the number one rule ♪ ♪ I'm a make you an offer
you just can't refuse ♪ ♪ Champagne, lobster, pizza, pasta ♪ ♪ The best for my family 'cause I'm ♪ - "The Godfather."
- You're damn right. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) ♪ Look, we weren't even
drinking we was too sober ♪ ♪ Swerved a little bit
and got pulled over ♪ ♪ We was trying to chill ♪ ♪ The cop shot you, I killed him
'cause I'm a rider for real ♪ ♪ Look, now we on the run
'cause we did a crime ♪ ♪ Got snitched on by our own kind ♪ - "Queen & Slim."
- There you go. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ I know you like steak
but I got fired today ♪ ♪ But I just want you to say ♪ ♪ I said bye Felicia ♪ ♪ Smokey got that weed I wanna feed ya ♪ - "Friday."
- Damn, thank you baby. (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) ♪ Oh oh ♪ ♪ I just want a new life ♪ ♪ So I started me a club ♪ ♪ I done lost my wife ♪ ♪ Because of that old love ♪ ♪ My best friend is white ♪ ♪ But now he's trying to stop me ♪ ♪ But I still know ♪ ♪ Who the hell shot me ♪ - "Power." (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) - Y'all make some noise for Tank one time. Give it up for Alexis. I don't even gotta ask. TC, I see by your frustration. Who won? - Old school won that one. Make some noise for the old school. - What it do? Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out! ♪ Wildn, wildn, wildn, wildn ♪ - Black squad, wild out. (audience cheering) (audience laughs) - Okay, baby, you know how you used to be? So extra, our love was so
excellent and, just extraordinary. Now you tell, you're a smart girl. What do all three of those
words have in common? - Ex?
- Exactly (beep). I'm glad you know.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Who wants to have fun? Everyone.
(audience cheering) I'm going to teach you,
this is a Colombian dancing, and everybody does it there. So that's the camera. You have to start dancing
moving just your hips. And you have to go like five steps. Five steps that way, that way, five steps. (audience laughs) Two more. Three more, three more. Like five.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) (audience cheering) - Why did you tell me
to meet you here, girl? What is wrong with you? I can't be seen. I told you, this, we're
not in a relationship. I already got a relationship. Listen, you are moving too fast. Like this dude forehead, girl,
you are ahead of yourself! (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Hey, how you doing, sweetie? Sorry I'm late. Look, I'm a keep it real simple. We been together all summer, but our relationship is
like the Jersey shore, it's only good for one season. - [Audience] Oh! (buzzer buzzing) (audience cheering) - [Man] All right, Vinnie. - Look babe, I know we've been seeing
each other for a long time, and you wanna take
things to the next level. How bout this? I'll give you a ring,
when the Hawks get one. - [Audience] Oh! - Never, never! (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Some very intense feelings up here. D-Wrek, who won the game? - The black squad broke up the
best so the black squad wins. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience cheering) - Whoa, boy. Good to see you, baby. Got this little ass table again, I see. Aight, that's cool. But look, hold this for me. Yeah. And take these.
- I don't want this. - I know you don't want it. You never want to grab nut sacks. That's why I'm leaving your ass. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Oh yeah, I'm happy to be next. So when I first met you, you told me you had approximately only five bodies on your count. But according to Nick
and my fellow cast mates, you been wilden out all 12 seasons. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Hey, I just got hired at NASA. Do you know what that means?
- What? - I'm be a astronaut, 'cause
bitch, I need some space. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) - Are you kidding? - She's smart, she's clever.
- Come on. (audience cheering) - Yo, yo, I know, I know. I'm here, I'm here, I know,
I know, I'm here, I'm here. Listen, I just want to
say, I really love you. And I know we argue a lot, but from the bottom of my
heart I just want to say that, I'd rather have all
the bad times with you, than have a good time with another woman. And, yeah, I wanna stay together. Huh, you said what? I love you, too. I love you, baby, thank you, thank you. - [Audience] Oh! (bell dinging)
(audience laughs) - That's how you play this game. (audience cheering) - [Man] Let's go, Nick. - [Woman] Talk to her nice. - I'm good, love, enjoy. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (audience cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, baby got to work out, there. I ain't gonna lie, I'm sick
of this damn relationship. 'Cause, you made me wait, to pound. To pound, to pound!
(buzzer buzzing) (audience laughs) This is two pound, to, pound! (audience laughs) (audience cheering) - All right so baby, I just feel like lately we
don't have nothing in common. You be asking me to run
with you and work out, and I'm just not that type of person. I don't work out, baby. I just don't do all that running and. (audience cheering) Wait a minute. (audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering) - Hey girl. Hey, how you doing?
- I'm good, how are you? - You know how to dance?
- Yes. - Know how to do (indistinct)? Come on, you know how to do it? Like that. Shoot your ass outta there. (audience laughs)
(bell dinging) - Lets give it up for Brittany Elena, (audience cheering) for being our special guest star. DJ D-Wrek, there was a lot
of madness in that game. Who won? - Oh man, I'm gonna have to
give that to the red squad. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. (audience cheering) - [Nick] That's what I'm talkin' bout. Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out, let's go! (intense hip hop music) ♪ Wildn, wildn, wildn ♪
