DAZ WATCHES WORST INFOMERCIALS

how's it going dazzlers welcome back to daz games and another dad's watches every day whether we like it or not whether we're walking through a train station walking through town or we're on the internet or watching netflix we're being sold [ __ ] or at least they try to sell us [ __ ] there's even things now where when you're talking your phone listens and then you go on instagram so you're talking about nine inch dildos or something right not that i do i don't and then you're flicking through all of a sudden advert nine inch dildos for you just some guy like like you know wobbling one around point i'm trying to make is is that adverts are everywhere and they don't make him like they used to today guys on daz watches we're going to be watching a compilation of the worst infomercials ever remember infomercials you know the classics they were so bad that you actually wanted to own what you were watching and i'm gonna give them a chance to re-advertise their products today here on daz games let's watch the video nowhere to run nowhere to ride now wherever there's carpet blast off with fun slides the amazing carpet skates that glide slide or ride how many children will die after purchasing this failing that what's grandma's house gonna look like after the kids go there with these my grandma would never she ah she was so protective of our carpet we got a new carpet for her once my nan you weren't allowed to walk on it from then on that room the living room you weren't allowed to go you're just allowed to look and poke your head in oh it's nice yeah yeah don't step on the carpet though you'll disturb the fibers you have to like mission impossible it like strap yourself to the ceiling and just dangle across it if i went there slid across it she'd rip my ear off you decide race with them play games with them or just cruise with them fun slides bring the good times inside you don't have to be a pro just strap them on and go go go see how nuts 90s kids were like before we had tick tock or phones or social media look at the desperate lengths we went to to have fun we strapped plastic to our feet and to slide across the carpet and then socks on a polished wood floor fun slides let you slide on carpet but wait there's more constructed of friction-defying super smooth plastic secured by hook and loop straps shock-free foam and elastic before crocs there was these and i'm sorry they really do try and sell it to you don't they like look at these carpet rails where on earth other than in this advert is there gonna be carpet laced rails for you to grind down fun slides let you safely zoom across any size room heel to toe heel to toe just push off and away you go check the replay just push off and away you go got so many broken bones from falling over and i'm sorry there's no furniture in this test site there's no tables corner units sofas televisions that are worth more than 59 of these put together fun slide across the house and then fun slide right back no matter what your my room growing up i i had jesus i didn't even have floor when i think about it i could open my door and we had to change the way the door opened had to open outwards because it couldn't open inwards there was no room it was a box i lived like harry potter i swear and you'd open the door and you close it and there'd be about that much room to stand and then you get onto your bed and i had a tv on a unit and a chest of drawers that's what you could fit in it my sister who she had a manor house as a bedroom i asked my mum if i could move under the sink because it was bigger like oh man i had it tough your size anyone can fun fun fun slide brothers sisters moms or misters even your dog will want to fun back in the day when we just didn't give a [ __ ] we are advising people to strap these to their pets and held them across the living room no one gave a [ __ ] back then maybe not down the hall around tables and chairs fun slide all over but walk down the stairs oh yeah walk down the stairs strap them to your dog and your nan and push them down the [ __ ] but make sure you walk down the stairs kids mr microphone hey what's that well you set the dial on your fm radio and testing testing [Applause] these kids are having a fabulous time with mr microphone no they're not look at her in the background she's like [ __ ] [ __ ] why am i here so it's a karaoke mic wow back then we really weren't in a innovative were we yo there are no attaching wires so you're free to move around well bill cosby's having a good time me walking down the street thinking i don't look weird when i'm on hands-free there are no attaching wires so you're free to move around can't do it even after all these years like i have to have the wire and hold it or i have to obviously be on the phone i've said it before i can't just walk down the street talking in my head i i still can't broadcast over any fm car radio hey good looking we'll be back to pick you up later yep can't do that now can you that's weird imagine driving past imagine on the way to school when you see this hey good looking we'll be back to the pick you up later you [ __ ] won't podcasted mono [Applause] didn't get a word of that i'm afraid i had no idea what he just said professional entertainers use mr microphone for rehearsing you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to call it mr microphone now would you like you wouldn't get away with that you technically you would be you would be assuming that microphones j hold on be assuming that microphone's gender it's not hey i don't make up the rules okay this is this is what would happen everyone on twitter i can hear it now they'd be saying oh why is it mr microphone why is it not he she mike why is it not you i mean that would be a genuine argument we'd have today and you can too it was that singing was that singing and you can too [Music] what they say what song is that what song's that does the shoulder strap in your car cut into your shoulder yeah when you travel is your shoulder strap too tight and annoying yeah introducing the teddy bear [ __ ] jesus christ made by a man that's t-i-d-d why bear the cute little guy that eliminates all those irritating shoulder strap problems i quit youtube and i want to become a full-time teddy bear i quit that's my future right there that's gonna be me [ __ ] who made this designed to make driving more comfortable the titty bear snaps onto your shoulder strap and moves up and down to eliminate uncomfortable pressure wherever you need it and it absolutely must be placed on your boob can't go anywhere else shoulder bear no no tiddy bear with a patent-pending swivel design you can easily adjust pattern pending it's not even approved and it's meant to strap to a safety device that stops you going for a windshield and it's pending place it here or here or anywhere you need so two places then because that's that's it or anywhere you can't put it on your head can you like it is either there or there so you can't put it anywhere over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper really 100 years we weren't using our hand 100 years ago finally there's a better way what is that did you stick that up your ass that looks too that looks too much like a certain type of toy oh my god comfort wife the sanitary paper comfort that thing is comfort for extension arm and holder the first improvement to toilet paper [Music] no no no you can't use it to scrub your back you can't wipe your arse with it and then wash with it or brush just pop on the toilet tissue and when through just press the release button and the t oh no there's no accuracy it's so long as well you'd have to literally what if you miss it's just going to go all over the stick oh tissue drops right into the toilet think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting yeah it's so archaic that we shouldn't use it anymore unless you attach it to a stick you're still using it being a big guy certainly has its advantages no it doesn't mate coming from another big guy it does not have its advantages when i lost weight i started seeing advantages like i could tie my shoes without getting out of breath i can see my penis again i'm sorry it's a joke and it's disadvantages this is a great product it's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters i agree so don't don't have someone help you wipe your art what is she saying the comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity you're not that old that you need someone to wipe your ass and why is she getting help for it when she doesn't need it while you maintain your personal hygiene comfort white the sanitary paper extension arm and holder the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s the 1880s even in the 1880s they're like no i use my hand it's fine it cleans so if you or someone you love suffers from the loss of range of motion yeah the amount of times i've gone to wipe my ass i'm like ah oh my shoulder hurts from all this wiping why why in infomercials do they make out that we can't cope i saw one the other day uh on here it was um this guy like putting uh opened up a barbecue and all these sausages rolled off and they're like have you had enough of cooking sausages on your barbecue and they try and escape if you if you can't put sausages on a grill you that you shouldn't be alive you should just shoot yourself plus we'll send you the get a grip just a separate chip what is that for what are you gripping with that it's the assist handle that installs in seconds getting in and out of the tub has never been more comfortable bathtubs come with that don't they man that's such a oh look at that that you only want that when you're 90 and you need it that is ugly that is ugly you get it all the comfort wipe and the get a grip the entire 50 value completely unrelated something designed to wipe your [ __ ] and something to help you get out the bath completely completely two different situations why are they being sold together want to stay covered after being wet but your towel just won't let robes you know i know that feeling i can now get the towel around me though that's good hot and towels with fasteners i think not now there's the wearable towel all right i'm actually i'm all for this the towel with arm openings the wearable towel keeps you totally covered and gives you the freedom to use your hands all right hold on hold on to something oh my god they do so many wait look at this one oh my they do it look it's here apparently this is also it's also for men i'm but i'm buying it i'm buying it all right guys um here we go again next instagram post on my instagram is gonna be me displaying the wearable towel i did the model one you saw it it's on there i'm i'm gonna get a wearable towel and that will that will be my next instagram model post hey kathy mitchell here with my new dump dinner cookbook now just dump dinner that's not very appetizing is it for a cookbook yeah buy my dump dump and bake for full meals in minutes oh my god look at that that food looks disgusting it's congealed it's like you cooked your grandkids oh delicious look at this oh [ __ ] look at the water in there oh that poor pig died for that [ __ ] oh god i can't i can smell it how much how how runny is that what even is it other pork chops easy cheesy tacos oh my god the beef is raw look it's not cooked who is this woman roasted chicken with potatoes roasted in what under a bedside lamp or this the best pan pizza ever cut up some biscuits in a skillet dump on tomato sauce you're fit oh my god this is straight up nan food you you don't need taste buds for this food i guarantee it favorite toppings and cover with cheese then bake for a delicious pizza stuffed with all the goodies here's my favorite comfort food dinner comfort chicken pot pie casserole that's a casserole that was chicken and mixed veggies that frozen oh [ __ ] oh boy oh what oh [ __ ] look at that that looks like cat's sick just grab your cat when he's feeling ill and oh no hand of creamy chicken soup a few chunks of velveeta cheese and top with a can of crescent rolls and a side order of death just look at this oh [ __ ] that it looks so unappetizing it looks disgusting and no wonder because she's using everything frozen and everything out of a [ __ ] can oh gods cheesy chicken pot pie with perfect flaky crust how better that's chicken that's chip look at it look at this here look it's raw what the [ __ ] this is on telly how about a new twist on me oh [ __ ] it's like someone rolled dog [ __ ] in play-doh oh oh i i i genuinely feel ill i feel sick i actually feel i nearly gag then all joking aside those mashed potatoes or glue look at that and the broccoli look at it sat there [ __ ] bland as [ __ ] baking top with mashed potatoes a perfect portion [ __ ] the way that they stick they bonded like the way that they're just you couldn't pull them apart with your teeth oh god that is vile foods vile each muffin you will love it get great shortcuts too like this beefy pop like not knowing how to cook that's a great shortcut pasta no need to pre-brown meat or boil pasta dump it all in the pot dinner is served in 15 minutes bollocks bollocks i'll try this shortcut ravioli lasagna dump frozen raviolis on tomato sauce add fresh spinach and cheese layer is hot do you hate people do you want to see them die this is a woman who does not want to see people enjoy food you can't it winds me up i bet she doesn't get invited to the family dinner high as you like we're steaming oh [ __ ] oh look at that sauce it's literally like she head-butted a tomato and just threw it on a [ __ ] plate melty home style lasagna after work i never want to spend time making dinner because you're dead none of that was cooked none of it now i just dump everything in and bake to make the ultimate exactly the book is called dump no i don't have to actually cook i just dump it in says it all done it looks like that oh [ __ ] i i'm sorry i'm a foodie when i cook i cook i'll do a cooking video i wanted to prove it to you all i'll cook for you i i am a chef at heart this angers me mac and cheese stop slaving over dinner make delicious meals in a flash yeah stop doing it properly and putting effort in just dump and look what you could get look at look at that [ __ ] look at that look at look at whatever that is look at that doughy ass white ass dump and bake for the scrumptious razz and peach dump cake or use canned biscuits oh my what the [ __ ] what's she making make fresh warm sticky buns just like grandma oh as grandma used to make yet in a colon oh gods look at that if you put that in front of me i say flush it flush it down the toilet you dirty bastards you can get dump dinners and dump cakes it looks like dump for ten dollars with over 250 delicious homemade recipes here's how to order i've never in my life never seen anything like it she should not she shouldn't be in a kitchen or a house she shouldn't oh [ __ ] there's no joy in your cooking all right there's only sadness unbelievable recipes everyone will love this entire basket cost under 10 check these out ramen shrimp ramen top so there's no shrimp it's just it's just deep fried ramen then you can't call something shrimp if there's no shrimp in it that's like saying oh i caught a shark and it's a goldfish but it's not the same another meat with a ramen seasoning pack dunk in a package of ramen a good sized squirt of ketchup [ __ ] me this woman hates food she hates it and a can of cola and a what when who a [ __ ] did she just put ramen ketchup beef and a pint of pepsi yes cola for a fantastic yes we saw fantastic barbecue beef pasta better than what they serve at the rib joint at a fraction of the cost oh god that literally looks like what my dog threw up on the sofa you know when a dog froze up but it's just you know dry and it just it comes out as one solid lump that's what that looks like there that is meant to be garlic bread as well i'll have you know my favorite just dump some ramen on top of some leftover chicken and veggies add a can of soup stir and bake oh [ __ ] stop pouring chicken soup on everything canned chicken soup this woman needs to be put to sleep all right guys uh that was a uh don't make them like they used to do they like now they're all like five second ads and you know plastered everywhere it's a different world it's a totally different world guys hope you enjoyed today's video like love crest my channel and i'll see you in the next one stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

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Keywords: Daz, games, daz, watches, daz black, HORROR, SCARY, LAUGH, COMEDY, DAZ GAMES, humor, daz watches, amazing, WORST INFOMERCIALS, ADS, WORLDS WORST ADS, WORST ADS FROM THE 90'S, BAD ADS, INFOMERCIAL COMPILATION

Id: yYbXm7fMeSs

Length: 19min 54sec (1194 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 05 2021