Daz Watches Worst Infomercials

husker dustless about us games and never does watches sorry if my eyes look a little bit funny like my hay fever is going crazy right now my allergies are just driving me mad and if it looks like I'm crying it's probably because I am we love to buy things as a nation don't we we just love seeing a good deal especially if it's for a piece of equipment that could potentially change your life what am I talking about I'm talking like infomercials they are the best that I love nothing more than staying up late at night and just watching these terrible products and and seeing every effort being made to sell them to me today we're going to be looking at compilations of the worst infomercials ever as requested by you guys let's watch the video can help your love life no I didn't know how I'm hit a parade now I'm gonna put my foot up your heel okay now she's trapped props to the guy like that's an amazing pickup technique I'm gonna try that at the gym next he's like look she can't run anywhere she can't run why are they so hyped but before the cast come onstage they just eject them with adrenaline [Laughter] what is wrong with this every single one of these people are fit they're all physically fit where's all the people my size on there that would actually need to use these things ouch stubbed your toe in the middle of the night stumbling around in the dark is dangerous don't turn on the light and wake up the whole family now there's bright thief the high tech house shoes that light up oh my god an actual slipper that has a torch in it second house shoes tonight the secret is bright beats built-in light sensor there's no buttons to turn on or off right feet are fully automatic how how how does that light the way I mean that look of the house is bright enough as it is it's just you don't really need that extra little bit of light by your toe they automatically turn off when it's light or turn on when it's dark they're smart slippers right feet also have a built-in weight sensor so they only work when you're wearing them don't pay over 40 dollars for a pair of old fashions left $40 who pays $40 for slippers if you pay $40 for slippers you're mad hi I'm Joe gray with the go Joe hands-free the only device on earth that's truly hands-free is his name Joe and did he name his products after himself the go Joe is that what happened they 1995 hi I'm Joe gray with the go Joe hands-free yep Joe gray made the go Joe you can't get more egotistical than that can you the only device on earth that's truly hands-free the go joe goes on with one hand so you keep your eyes on the road it is so simple I love it I don't have to keep my hands on my cell phone when you can't afford a headset to talk to your friends on call of duty so you take one to your face oh my god much of walking around with a phone just stuck to your face these things are not hands-free you stick them in your ears gross but you still have to hold your phone no you don't because you can just press the button and answer it and yes the dojo will hold the weight of your phone even the weight of a five pound laptop this is revolutionary that's why are you doing nothing ma'am swatching pour Oh God he's just experienced found a whole new way of playing fortnight with his friends just tape it to your face any phone big or small even the most radical moves won't back it off great now I can do back somersaults whilst talking to my friend has always been a problem hardest or hard to handle heavy hoses always end up tangled and can't what a mess introducing the pocket hose the hose so small it fits in your pocket just turn on the water and watch this mini hose now I've actually got one of these hoses and they're actually good I don't know why this is on the compilation they're so good like that just that they've replaced like normal hoses now it's right on the water spout store it with your garden tools or just keep it in your pocket I mean I don't know why you'd want to keep a hose in your pocket imagine getting is like stop search when you just got a hose in your pocket how'd you explain that junior can help the pocket hose fits in a palm of your hand and it's strong enough to pull this 5,000 pound SUV Christ that's why you keep the hose in your pocket that's why cracking like this or you're cracking like that you're gonna end up with a real mess hello nd I love that that's gonna be my new intro from now on hello easy cracker now you can crack eggs quickly it looks like a circumcision tool we just overcomplicating you you just tap it on the side and boom it's done you can do it with one hand it's not that hard without all the drab shells we never I'd recommend Lydia come on I love this woman I love this woman why is she getting so violence she's so passive she's so full of passion for our products she makes it easy man they must have got Wendy Wendy come here before you go on I want you to drink 50 Red Bulls we're gonna sell the hell out of this product that's a plunger or a douche one of the other I don't know what that is Wendy every time your cell phone rings you've got to find it and then pick it up oh oh life is hot you know it's so hard when your phone rings and then you gotta go and pick it up I mean come on I mean it's just hard like this hard forget little Cecile who has to wake up in the morning in Africa and walk five miles just to get a drink her sister's already been eaten by a crocodile we have to answer for us to see who is calling and if you try to prop it up so you can see it your cell phones constantly falling well who does who does this who does this if I'm watching TV with a date or something we're trying to Netflix and chill and she's too busy trying to prop her phone up against a lamp I'm not gonna be with her you can get yourself own office back and let it sit up where you can see it what's happy sad no and call it a happy sack so basically now I've made a bowl bag for your phone to see him let's place your phone on happy sack and you'll always for your phone in the clutter of calculators how many calculate is this man have must be terrible at math your cell phone searching for it happy sack also holds iPods mp3 players and gaming systems even your GPS sits up so you'll see every turn happy seconds you'll see every turn whereas before you just couldn't you couldn't have a sat-nav could you without this bean bag the new cushy bean bag in your choice of black pink or zebra oh okay what's missing from this collection sweeties oK we've got black love it pink who doesn't but there's no zebra we need zebra in this collection people I don't know I'd love to be there at the board meetings for this stuff has this ever happened to you yep yep introducing the swab stopper forget the slope stopper what sounds like a sex toy no this doesn't exist messy spills and unplanned accidents just slip it on and enjoy your busy lifestyle [Laughter] no no this is fake this can't be real Oh perfect for your commute and everyday use oh yeah yeah she's could it be really attracted to a guy in a car drinking like this sorry I got some Pepsi on me bib polyurethane laminate fabric the slob stop mate with wall polyurethane father love a brick on one side and his waterproof on the other don't worry about covering up stains anymore go to slab stopper calm and ordered she looks like she's about to perform a tonsil operation on their children come on come on this is not real this does not exist today slab stopper bibs are adjust for babies they went there oh god I need one I need a slob stopper now I have to get one hot dogs there is American as baseball and apple pie but what makes a hot dog more than just a hot dog introducing the happy hot dog man it brings ordinary hot dogs to life making lunchtime more fun or cannibalistic how could you eat a sausage that's been sculpted to look like a person like God this is horrendous now you've made it look adorable let's boil it it's like a toy you can eat because we want that don't we we want to eat our toys Matt of times I got my Action Man as a god if only I could eat him all right guys that was me watching the worst infomercials there are so many of these so leave a like not only if you want me to do another one of these does watches on this but if ill also if you enjoyed it it just lets me know like love crests my channel the match oh gone chabot merch link in description I will see you in the next video stay dazzling [Music]

Channel: Daz Games

Views: 5,622,851

Rating: 4.9695663 out of 5

Keywords: Daz, games, daz watches, daz games, daz black, react, reaction, vlog, video, funny, laugh, meme

Id: OkBApRU0k-c

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 13 2018