DAZ WATCHES HOW TO SNEAK FOOD ON A PLANE

how's it going dazzlers welcome back to dad's games and another daz watches we've all been there we've all been there you're at the airport you ready to get on a long flight you're picking out what you want to eat i personally would rather eat my co-passenger than eat aeroplane food it always comes out tasting like ass it's congealed it's full of condensation oh god even the army get better rations than we do on flights i'm telling you i've gone first class it doesn't get any better they just present [ __ ] to you better that's all they do uh maybe it's just me that's just my opinion i don't like airplane food so i just take my own which is why today i'm going to be watching a video by the channel troomtroom about six or seven months ago we did a video on trim truman i haven't come back to it because it just irritates me so much i get it it's for kids but it's just so oh my god it's dumb they've made a video called 13 ways to sneak food onto a plane these are life hacks that are designed so you can sneak food onto a plane but i i don't you don't have to right i've been all over the world like i i've never had to sneak anything on after you go through security you can just buy [ __ ] or you can do it on a plane now you just kit kat is brought to you it's amazing you don't need to sneak it on the i'm already getting annoyed let's just watch the bloody video shall we donuts on your head no soda in a pillow what and a hungry pirate he is gonna get on a plane with an edible hook and an oreo eye patch i i can't i can't already i'm two seconds in and i want to kill myself find out how to sneak food onto a plane in our new video find out how to get arrested all right let's see this let's see what they're doing airports have strict security i remember the other reason why i didn't watch this channel now it's this woman's voice she sounds like she's the voice actor for all the my little ponies when you go to an airport shut up oh my god maybe stop being such an inbred and go back round and just carry it don't move further away from it and try and pull it you [ __ ] careful what's so heavy in here you don't need that because it's just gone through the scanner already the x-ray machine if that's missed something then we should all worry we should all panic oh a forbidden item you can't bring food i'll take this just ignoring the casual human trafficking that's going on okay that's fine i get it i get it before you say it you start type that is for kids i get it but even when i was a child i would look at this and think what it's so dumb it's it's not even funny oh rule breakers again technically he's rule breaking because you're not allowed to take contraband out of people's luggage and put them in your own pocket so technically in the real world he wouldn't be allowed to do that i hope that the security guard doesn't notice anything excuse me your boarding pass please my pillow is all right take a travel pillow out of the case at the memory foam stuffing what make holes inside this isn't a life hack for people who want to eat a snickers on the flight you're helping isis you're just hurt you're just making it easier for isis to sneak [ __ ] on the plane people aren't that desperate to eat a pear love you know that they're going to suck you know how much a neck pillow costs not only that if you damage it it's going to lose its integrity you're going to put it back in it's just going to be like lying on a bunch of shredded up mesh here's the caps of silicone liquid containers with an awl put in tubes with iv controllers because i have that lying around is this to drink out of is this to drink out of you could you get drinks on the plane you press a button and say can i have a drink please and they bring it to you there's no need for this double-oh-seven [ __ ] pour coke in one container that's [ __ ] fanta i'm glad to see the coke has changed to orange all of a sudden in the other cover them with caps and tubes put them in the pillow the thing is if someone did this with a neck pillow and they saw all this inside you'd be arrested they'd be like why are you doing this with your fanta or coke apparently should they really be making this video to encourage this you're not allowed to sneak fluid onto a plane not allowed to time to quench my thirst oh you're not gonna look nuts at all are you what's she doing in the background look look at that you're on video love either pick your nose or not some people they don't know they're on set for my pillow mmm delicious that's an iv drip somewhere in britain there's a grandmother that needs that to have her fluids pumped and she's sucking fanta out of it whoa that's an amazing device it's not it's really not it's mind-bending me stupid i can relax before boarding yeah and have it all leak all over your breasts look at it look it's look at those tubes just hang in there i don't care if i got stoppers on that's gonna drip all over you just go to the shop and buy a dr pepper you're gonna pump it through your pillow oh my god my head it hurts already this passenger's body looks suspicious it doesn't actually by today's standards that looks quite normal look if if she walked by you wouldn't you wouldn't even you just say oh you know button plants it's all the rage no one's happy with their ass anymore something's off here let's check it's okay i just built up my body by twerking i don't have anything to say to that i really don't i i i'm losing faith losing faith they're teaching people to sneak things onto a plane hello troom troop you may as well name the channel to boom boom because that's what you're enabling what's that candy is falling out of your body your ass that's one way to put it your ticket please go ahead what was wrong with him was he being controlled by a by a satellite look at him go ahead it's like a zombie where do they find the actors for these things like under a bridge oh hi rosie are you flying again my sweetheart see rosie get back to the front desk there's a queue of people and you're stuck here with cornetto can lucy please come to the flight attendance lounge put the [ __ ] ice cream down you when you get back hi i'm a flight attendant too is this gone i thought we were learning how to sneak food onto a plane what is this take a mop attach double-sided tape to the fringe why and fasten wrapped licorice to it cover the candy with strips of fabric put the cap on the handle give me my mop huh it's really important to me but who brings them up on board a plane no one brings them up there's no net you go on holiday not to do house cleaning um what are you doing he's weird you're weird you brought a mop on a plane and you fastened kids sweets to it who's weird hold on kid you can't bring food through here yes you can i do it all the time i go through security i don't have anything on me and then i go to the shops that you are allowed they're called duty-free okay and then you buy whatever you want i've gone on there with five sandwiches before now five and i ate them all i ate them all drinks whatever after security you can buy what you want and bring it on the plane and it and you can you can you can press the button on the screen now you can probably order that child holding sweets to bring it to your seat for you so advanced it is now hey wake up she didn't even scream did she scream through her nose look hey wake up [Applause] see i tried screaming without my mouth open i nearly died everyone has a secret in their suitcase no i don't i don't want to get arrested for example rosie loves eating luggage stickers she stuck biscuits to her luggage she stuck biscuits to her luggage print pictures on wafer paper using food coloring them out roll out pre-made gingerbread dough in is that gingerbread dough or dog [ __ ] you know what else looks similar to that substance there don't you hold on the airports that is what will love this troop room you've really made this easy now for terrorists to sneak on this that's the gingerbread dough right now what else can you mold into that shape i'll tell you what it is c4 yeah this this is c4 you see a very powerful explosive i'm i'm sure dreamtrim you had the best interest you just wanted to enable fat people to eat things off their luggage but i don't think the airport allows that for this reason not only that after your luggage has been gone through all those machines and that will there be any biscuit left will there be any biscuit left on the outside of your your containers i don't think there will and i wouldn't want to eat it whoa what a great idea oh it's not none of this is a great idea i tell you what for the people that actually do this you want to make a video tutorial on how to sneak food into prison rock and roll look at those studs go ahead i love rock if that's icing i'm i'm done i'm leaving the planet cut shoulder pads out of thick foil cardboard it's so much effort when you could literally just go and buy a harry bow whilst you're waiting for your flight who has time to do this i don't have time to do this i can't i don't have time to pair my socks up i just wear odd ones put in two pins use double-sided tape to fasten the top and bottom part yeah they allow pins and [ __ ] like that on planes don't they because it's worked well in the past my sweet spikes will save me from hunger yummy jesus christ imagine if you turn around while you're in the lounge and someone's eating their coats you'd freak out wouldn't you i noticed to all passengers please report any and all suspicious behavior to a member of staff thank you yeah this dude's eating his coat he's eating it wait what's on your head police you can't take them away separate a plastic ball and cut off the excess details separate yourself from youtube sorry they have 20 million subscribers for being idiots 20 million all i had to do was speak like a [ __ ] and make videos that make no sense i could have my diamond play button i could have it i could have two they've got two these people have two awards for helping terrorists i don't know i don't know anymore the cops are here let's arrest this criminal yeah like yeah do it i'm far away donuts are actually still letting her on the flight even though she tried to conceal things that's that's that's the way isn't it how do we remember things like 9 11 we just let a [ __ ] on with with hair clips and hidden contraband that's how that's how we memorize that moment please put your phones in a separate container on the luggage conveyor but you can put a donut up your ass that's fine is it put the chocolate back in the case coat the screen with a layer of chocolate gloss all right i i want to save the last brain cell i have for something important so i'm going to leave the video there all jokes aside all jokes aside this is not a good idea for a video you are literally teaching people and some people they are morons and will actually attempt this you are telling people to go out into airports where security has to be taken seriously and telling them to run tubes and liquid through their neck pillows it's not a good idea is it it's not even a life hack because like i say the whole thing is void because you can buy food and take it on board i do it all the time when kovid's not a thing like that is i really want to travel my god i want to travel guys like i said i'm going to leave the video there i cannot stand this channel we are about to hit our goal on kickstarter for the feature film thank you so much guys the link is in the description for those who haven't seen it yet if you want to become a part of the film please help us reach the goal we're almost there we're just a little bit off of it and i'm pretty sure we're gonna hit it in the next few days like love crest my channel and i'll see you in the next video stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

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Keywords: Daz, games, daz, watches, PLANE, LIFE HACKS, DAZ WATCHES, FUNNY, COMEDY, LAUGH, DAZ GAMES, VLOG, VIDEO

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Length: 13min 39sec (819 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2020