DANK DOODLE MEMES V702

going back to school be like there is one infected among us me finally gets eight hours of sleep my neck yeah but you did it wrong lol cashier gave too much change satan shut up and keep it me to cashier it's two dollar short satan i asked so many people what lgbtq stands for and so far no one has given me a straight answer i don't have a sleep schedule i just pass out and hope i don't wake up same spongebob i haven't heard that name in years today in math class i had the urge to fart i had the bright idea that if i dropped my textbook and farted at the same time nobody would hear it i dropped my textbook everyone looked at me then i farted loudly this guy this was not well thought out the rock ripped a metal gate off a brick wall because it wouldn't open rock will breach it heard my husband screamed from across the house ran to see if he was okay then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to wash his cotton candy and then appear visibly upset when it dissolves in the water where do fluff go police dog finds missing mom and baby on first day we will watch your career with great interest i saw brown squatting next to the body and he didn't report was paying homage to my fallen comrade gopnik which requires more talent tick-tock still 9 walking 91 i love democracy fine vote me out the other imposter is brown brah you truly are the lowest scum in history a new york clock that told time now tells a time remaining but what the filmmakers of netflix film cute has spent six months having 650 little girls twerk for them in auditions 650 little girls this is not okie dokie i bet all my answers are correct my answers sorry that's not correct sorry your answer is not correct correct answer your answer 17 who the frick looked at the middle finger and said ayo this is kinda offensive i don't need sleep i need answers i fricked your mom last night idiot not cool man she killed herself frick sorry man i didn't know after seeing your tiny d dead body reported why does every great rapper have an orange beanie the man pet the dog you should not hit dogs welcome to the cool kids club did you know a homeless man found two thousand four hundred dollars on the street and turned it into the police his honesty led people to start a fundraising campaign on his behalf which ended up raising more than five thousand dollars which he refused insisting that the money be given to others and that all he wanted is a job get this man a job what's stopping you from doing this with your partner common sense thief murderer kindness us among us players cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs wisconsin physics and chemistry people that like biology if you are over 13 and play with legos you need help i appreciate your input but please frick off red is looking at me weird just saying okay i kill him for you aeon never thought i'd die fighting side by side with an imposter arctic xd what about side by side with a friend pispus bispus pis5 after firefighters saved piglets from a barn fire six months later the farmer sent them sausages made from the piglets as a thank you gift the firefighters my daughter scored 93 percent intense i'm very disappointed should i punish her having a parent like you is already a punishment for her holy [ __ ] you freaking killed him dude every thursday this little girl gets so excited to stand out on the sidewalk and wave to her favorite trash man a few weeks back she decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin to her surprise it just so happened that her birthday fell on a thursday which is when delva dobson picks up her family's trash he said that he was just as excited to see brooklyn every thursday as she is to see him the smile on both of their faces were priceless the girl well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan me five seconds into studying me realizing shiz is gonna be harder than i expect if i wanted to commit suicide i would climb your ego and jump to your iq whole leashes you freaking killed her dude doctor is it okay if we have shreks if your wife is comfortable with it i'm off work in 15 minutes meet me in the parking garage parents just because your kid is looking at their phone and smiling doesn't mean that they have a boyfriend girlfriend it might be because they are looking at pictures of sustainable architecture who would win in a chess match someone who can see the future or someone who can read minds one eternity later girls when they see a baby boys when they see a baby sup there is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts which is ironically both ironic and ironic jeremy irons ironic just in case you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten [Music] hey remember like last summer when we found that mummy in the black sarcophagus that was never supposed to be open and egypt's director of antiquities was like well we opened it and the world hasn't fallen into darkness yet anyway i'm sure it's fine rick o'connell intensifies pdf becomes fourth most popular religion how do i convert to judaism islam catholicism pdf this is a way the spread of oronovirus is based on two factors how dense the population is how dense the population is you wrote the same thing twice what's the other one your number two that's a lot of damage who remembers these motherfreakers i remember one burned you alive and the other one gave you electric shocks unethical life pro tip keep a bunch of wrapped empty boxes under your christmas tree when a child misbehaves throw one in the fireplace but what do i do when i run out of children emergency meeting lead to throw something with a lot of force he just grabbed my phone and you eated it into the river eat me that water bottle they said it could not be done breaker your girlfriend alyssa wants to break up with you she says that you are too crazy in bed what will you do looks like they couldn't handle the neutron style 10 year old me after eating vanilla ice cream and realizing that it contains 0.00001 percent alcohol toby h3 alcoholic my girlfriend mom i'm pregnant my girlfriend's mom i'm disappointed sweetie it's too early but we'll get through this together we can keep the baby me dad my girlfriend is pregnant my dad the success of among us and fall guys has proven that games don't need insane graphics to be good all that matters is fun [Music] it's gameplay go to horny jail bunk i want to tell you something me too okay let's say together three two one say i think we should break up will you marry me see how the heart is all nice and chopped up four photos of jennifer lawrence that will make you say wait that's not jennifer lawrence that's the were matched 24th panzer division 12 year boy my 35 year old husband me watching reality collapse after putting a physics textbook in the fiction section my brother is the best cook because with two eggs one sausage and a little bit of milk he can fill my tummy for nine months this is some serious alabamashes when you bring out your winter coat and find twenty dollars in your pocket follow me for more recipes mom dad there's someone outside my window and you think i wanna see that shoes that sounds scary as hell leave us alone you little nerd yeah i'm sorry your parents are such a holes it's fine marvel infinity war was the most ambitious crossover in history me an intellectual woman age 22 who had shrek shall contact three times with a boy aged 14 who she met on the internet avoids jail after judge says there was genuine affection between the pair this some bullshits this quarantine got me seeing things go to horny jail bonk how impostor of the vent what is your wisdom serotonin and dopamine are technically the only two things you enjoy horror movies anti-smoke ads millionaire player calls wife 4 phone a friend and another man answers phone this guy dad why is my sister's name rose because your mother loves roses thanks dad no problem costco hot dog who is the imposter p x r desk lamp a i wife seeks divorce from perfect husband because he doesn't fight with her in a battling incident a woman approached the court to seek a divorce from her husband accusing him of suffocating her by being too perfect the lion the witch and the audacity of this beach pixar mobs [Music] i'll take your entire stock me music helps me concentrate me two seconds after turning it on my friend i'm the best among us player i can tell who's the imposter within a minute me who have been in a relationship with his girlfriend for more than a year of course of course people with beers are just people without beards with beers every 60 seconds in africa i mean it passes you start being toxic in the game somebody starts to read your ip address what it looks like what it feels like [Music] how i like to bother people some men stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween it's terrible for the environment locally sourced or natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly no no he's got a point waiting in line because of social distancing be like cardi b cries as she eats cereal in isolation complaining she should be in a restaurant eating sushi right damn bro that's tough like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020