DANK DOODLE MEMES V699

cad was not the imposter i have some bad news for you love what is it 5'4 omg i'm 5'2 you're perfect impossible perfect advertising doesn't exist q why are you homeless hey someone hosted a gender reveal party q why are you jobless a someone ate a bad if you had this conversation in any other year people would think you crazy but in 2020 this totally makes sense 2020 i'm aware of the effect i have on people i'm crocheting every pokemon 6 out of 892 here is squirtle we will watch your career with great interest how do i convert to judaism islam catholicism pdf go delete her boy okay boy delete him girl but he's my friend i can delete him if you want hit men what my grandchildren will imagine when i tell them i fought in world war 3 survived a worldwide pandemic and faced california fires what i actually did is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior six months of neglect oh you're a geography teacher name every country geography teachers main character we have to find the villains lair it could be anywhere the villains lair scent bobs you mean boots what you mean i got stuffs to build send bobs fast did someone say build sad mobile gamers with no computer noises just by a computer not everyone has the money to buy it just by the money the smart am watcher got there a smoothie hi david i wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion but felt that i should follow up with you i noticed that during class you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds i'm pretty sure i watched you uninjured your likes and kind of snake david my goals are beyond your understanding stop looking at my mom you perv how it feels like when people are spectating you in a shooting game but you're missing every shot nasa makes mars missions female only to prevent shreks that one espion imposter me watching the person who killed me in among us say it wasn't him starbucks unveils seven dollar wake-up slap my favorite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slab i will you will mars missions may be all female to avoid astronauts having shreks during 1.5 year journey espions this teacher missed her students so much she knitted tiny dolls of all 23 kids in her class i don't know man seems kinda creepy to me me waiting for the teacher to finish explaining the difference between kan and mei to tell her i she's myself dentists who extracted tooth or hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in prison looks like they couldn't handle the neutron style you took everything from me i don't even know who you are you know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security senses on your way out of a store and you think omg did i shove a tv up my ass i can't remember same hi would you like to dance i'm sure becky we can sit here he's about to go dancing why must you hurt him in this way when the hot teacher says you've got a big fat d on your maths test choose a username here's your chance to be batman batman username taken i feel like my netflix is trying to tell me something top pick for aiden we think you'll like friends wondering what to watch we suggest the 40-year-old virgin oh imposter of the event what is your wisdom in the entire universe wood is certainly more rare than diamond what's the song at 1 50 still waiting zita 12 ti you waited feel flying of course get your next playstation from playstation me who almost bought a playstation from nintendo [Music] hi who is this amon changed all of my contacts two mythical creatures what's mine dwarf he's so mean i'm not that short oh hi dan frick this guy a-ron dan when someone shares their desktop in a zoom meeting me making weird faces under my mask in front of the cashier me the chicken i forgot to microwave my mom coming home which is more of a flex crayola 64-pack 81 airpods 19 i love democracy when you accidentally drop a brick from the top of a building and it hits a kid and freaking kill him done perfect table tennis has random chest pain for 5 minutes me who has already accepted my death why is heart attack taking so long look at how old the mean dog has gotten [Music] millionaire player calls wife 4 phone a friend and another man answers phone directed by robert b wade will life daredevil there is a blind guy daniel kish who can ride his bike in traffic he's figured out to use echo location by clicking his tongue and listening to the echoes he can tell a building from as far as 1 000 feet away differentiate specific kinds of cars explore the wilderness by himself and generally do all kinds of stuff a sighted person would do when you throw a rock at the blind kid and he catches it current objective survive the test isn't confusing the test do you know what your teen's texts actually mean now omg organize marxist groups law liquidation of landlords fml feeling marks love gtg going to gulag whenever i hear someone say my therapist said my ears perk way up that's free therapy it's free therapy gordom ramsay's son is so cute but he already looks prepared to call folks idiots and witches he looks like he criticizes the taste of breast milk gordon ramsay not bad kid adam who just set foot onto earth queen elizabeth who came to meet him the room before the final boss where the game lets you stock up my dad when he's mad but we have people over kid i'm sure but my dad is high teacher it's tall not high the dad anyone remember this masterpiece [Music] a dolph le i'm sad and i want to talk about it but it's annoying and repetitive look i have your t-shirt look i have your scrunchie me though look i have no one when everyone is singing happy birthday and you're just there like as much as i love xbox i've had it since all since original to the one all my mates play ps so for the first time in a long time i'll be on the ps this christmas but those memories will live long i held out as long as i could thank you xbox gotta go with the best choice for you friend the ps5 looks like a great next-gen platform and we are happy you have so many great memories with us and hey even if you don't pick up one of our consoles you can always grab xbox game pass ultimate for android or pc everyone like that chinese person i think chinese government mr blandi code red free thinker i regret naming myself trump i thought nobody would vote trump congratulations you played yourself me get food poisoning my mom video games today's code 69 420 they said it could not be done video games allow us to do and experience things that are completely impossible in real life you feel well rested people are donating money to kylie jenner to help her become the world's youngest female billionaire this isn't your average everyday simp this is advanced simply just a per like tall dutch guy at a concert i should get this shirt too i'm not tall i'm just generally disappointing two people my friends asking for love advice me who talked to a girl three years ago when you have caps lock on and press shift on first letter [Music] netflix are you still watching somebody's son what will happen if joe biden wins the election he will become president no need to thank me other companies explains in every way possible how much their product will benefit you tobacco companies our product will kill you smokers you son of a beach i'm in 45 pillow three dollar pillow you've had for four years [Music] i fear no man but that thing i will swear word at you it scares me as a joke on my girlfriend's birthday i gifted her a weighing machine so in retaliation on my birthday she gifted a measuring tape and the box said this isn't for your height that's a lot of damage 3ds it is time to go was i a good console no to me and everyone else you are the best what if you wanted to do your task but god said emergency meeting how taking tests during online school is like students teacher saying do not open any tabs other than the test i don't care what they broke don't you dare yell at my little marshmallows waving a goodbye on a zoom meeting the second the zoom meeting ends crewmates students trying to do your tasks without getting killed minecraft but i've found my eight-year-old dog i thought i've lost it's enough to make a grown man cry [Music] did i miss a page when someone tells me to smile for a picture [Music] it's alive masks don't work and your owner isn't real superman is coming in supergirl what got ok satan i'll let you decide on 2020 satan you will wife crashed the car again today she told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer police said he can do what he likes in his own living room back in my day you could eat her or bat without causing a global crisis my mom when i opened up a bag of candy in the back seat of the car american soldier takes a dump in the bush my grandfather hiding in there xin chao you were the chosen one i hate you obi-wan anakin was the imposter my parents all good grades i have that one bad test when you see a six-year-old with their own smartphone why though me i'm feel like i'm forgetting about something the cookies i put in the oven four hours ago man picks up a fur ball discovers its hundreds of spiders [Music] when you're at a field trip and see another school dad calm down it is just a game also my dad when his favorite team loses i have access to the entire curse word library what do you miss the most from before i don't miss anything the world has ended pal only the week gets sad thinking about the past what i miss the most is filthy frank rtx off rtx on holy music stops my tinder profile says i love mountains not i love hiking distinct but subtle difference let's sit on the lawn of a cute bee and be in vermont and drink sangria while admiring the pigs but not climb them when you are the imposter but you keep investigating with your crewmates so that you don't look cis wait his earth is round always have been is there anything you can't do c interviewer shouldn't have said that i should not have said that when none of your combos are working so you just start button mashing random [ __ ] go maybe if i open up to offered it will leave same the imposter the person he just killed scientists discover a new drug lab rats is for me airport worker sorry but liquids aren't allowed me drinking a bottle of shampoo in one gulp airport worker and the oscar for the best actor goes to [Music] this turkish bride and groom chose their wedding banquet to serve food to 4 000 syrian refugees instead of throwing a lavish reception party for the guests everyone liked that today's tea you are scared of losing people but no one is scared losing you china bans kids from gaming after 10 p.m and over 90 minutes a day me when i realize that i won't come up against ching chan now at 2am is this some kind of sick joke white bread are you serious do you want to give me diabetes do you whole grain woman ever heard of it quack quack usa it's a war crime to kill civilians in war also usa bombs two freaking cities into oblivion like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music] you

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Id: hmsMDI13ALU

Length: 15min 27sec (927 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020