DANK DOODLE MEMES V678

teacher don't write on the tables kids in the back hey guys wanna feel old i'm 40 you're welcome 1990s kids including myself you can't do this to me shampoo bottles when they fall in the shower soap when it falls in the shower gamers when they commit mass genocide gamers when they accidentally kill a cute animal your kid's wagon is in my yard again come on dan i'm looking at it right now it's like three inches over the property line that makes it my yard so what what is it with you three inches is three inches that must be what laurie told you when she filed for divorce that's a lot of damage my mom trying to shop for clothes eight-year-old me hiding in the circle of shirts facts if a youtube ad interrupts my video i'm less likely to buy that product childhood 20 hundred hours heck yeah i'm not sleeping until morning 2200 hours sleeping now 20 hundred hours i'll go to bed early three o'clock shotguns in video games actual damage confetti cannon don't worry guys those who like this video will be put on our watch list odin is with us yale scientists restore brain function of 32 dead pigs who had zombie pigs for august me forced to say hi to every customer literally every customer management girls when there's only one slice of pizza left no i'm fine you take it no oh you take it boys hear me out we can legally arrest simps beldelphine is british and england has a queen simps call her queen technically committing treason thank you for coming to my ted talk no no he's got a point me walking into my french class bonjour me realizing that it's actually the spanish classroom a dias swedish woman finds ikea bags filled with 80 human skeletons and of course they come in like a million pieces you have to put together yourself kids have crushes men have girlfriends i have the capability of making seven people exhale from their noses me closing dark souls after dying to a boss all night frick you and i'll see you tomorrow these are shampooed conditioned and blow dried cows the owner trying not to pet the cows for the 85th time that day i can fit three fingers in my ass i can fit my fist i win every day we stray further from god hugs over masks there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere thousands of gun owners in florida planning to shoot down hurricane irma florida that is america's ass women with a time machine i'm your granddaughter really dogs with a time machine don't run he's lying he never threw the ball that freaker shrek 2 fiona odero dear gorgeous shrek to his best friend you donkey shrek 2 dragon you freak donkey people who haven't seen shrek people satan is evil satan working his ass off every day to keep idler in hell this fricker won the race and now i have to do chores and go to french class i want to drop out of school and become a tree my dad 1998 son the best weapons you can use in a fight are your words me 2019 first day as a firefighter stop it fire understandable have a great day come home quick the dog had an accident what kind of accident he forgot to put the car in bark with size large what teenagers think depression looks like what real depression looks like bird doesn't care about being eaten 100 degrees celsius 100 degrees fahrenheit 100 degrees kelvin boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor spaghetti knife someone married hitler and you're single that's a lot of damage it's time to go what no i have so much more stuff to do it's time to go about time let's go western animation then western animation now some bad beaches pulled up beside me at a red light and a spot if i had started playing unmuting myself just to say okay in the zoom meeting breaking my silence people that can kill cockroaches with their bare feet satan dairy queen employees when someone asks them to do the thing me when asked my political opinion oh no i'm not brave enough for politics also me after two drinks where was gonda when the westfold fell i once dated a girl who was a nurse when i asked her for nudes this is what she sent me jokes on you i'm into that shiz play time is over me takes a route i know is faster google maps this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years back in my day we weren't so easily offended back in your day are you really an hp office jet because i wanna mess with your insides and get jammed hold on i'm printing the test results to see if you're cute they came back positive i'm in tears not gonna lie that was a good opener also i made this account like an hour or two ago and the amount of people who want to fricker printer astounds me when your printer gets more attention than your actual account gigi bro nice mob grinder humans are born on hospitals bears are born on boroughs within the safety of their mother turtles m249 says run toe cover m240 says stay behind cover m2 says frick you and your cover atency warthog says rick everything and everyone in that gas bunker kids have crushes men have girlfriends i have depression me who just installed the game my friends giving me their spare gear when someone asks how people are supposed to live on minimum wage the secret ingredient is crime team girls rose i can explain teen boys you get compliments often i only get one compliment a year middle-aged women one compliment a year my last was four years ago middle-aged men you guys are getting compliments scientists students need 8 to 10 hours of sleep each night schools when someone replies to your meme with another meme finally someone who speaks english when your favorite american comedy tv series gets renewed for another four years europeans people my age are talking about how wild xbox 360 game chat was me who never owned an xbox 360 and only had a wii with no wi-fi support girls i want to look cute with my mask boys name a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait me bringing home my first girlfriend my whole family he actually did it when the annoying kid says sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me but then you beat him with a dictionary mind size mega when your mom yells your full name from downstairs farewell my friends 11 year olds in real life 11 year olds on netflix when your friend has a cat girls what breed is it it's a persian wasn't it obvious boys what breed is it it's a cat you dumb ass if it weren't for this man you wouldn't have memes say thanks my height at age 13 my male classmates height at age 13 my male classmate's height at age 16 my height at age 16. tv show gets cancelled from one insensitive episode the creators of south park for 17 years mars flights have no fear thomas is here mammals in the amazon rainforest night monkey you had my curiosity but now you have my attention [Music] on the one hand gold by shrek shells girls on the other hand gold cactus doing a little rock climbing i have a grommet mug nice i have a multi-millionaire cake factory i also discovered the cure for cancer and bought a house in a tropical island do you have a grommet mug um no [Music] me trying out some clothes in the fitting room but deciding not to buy the clothes the clothes when was the brain discovered 1766 people in 1765. what is most why the frick do you know that fact if you need to hide a body the best way to do it is to remove the hands and teeth to prevent identification if they can't identify the body they can't possibly link the victim to you since they don't know who they are and dispose of them elsewhere you can also pour yogurt into the anus to help speed up the decomposition process further preventing identification if you must bury the body make sure to bury them vertically as aerial searches will look for disturbed ground about six inches or so long also bury a dead animal about a foot on top of the dead body so when cadaver dogs will alert they will find the dead animal and the searchers will assume it was a false positive then move on fbi agents feeling down a bit here are some photos of people trying to sell mirrors [Music] will you press the button you get 1 million dollars but you are not allowed to create any tick tocks or even watch them you guys are getting paid friend no people will not get this from a sign me 1935 2035 21 35 my mom loves my little brother's cream [Music] would you trade it for a riding mower you can pick it up in league city hello if i understand correctly you would like to trade a riding mower for a nineteen thousand dollar car and we will have to come pick up the mower yes is it made of gold no it's red oh yes the negotiator 109 year old spent his final years knitting tiny sweaters for injured penguins peace is always an option no one hackers in movies jokes on you i mean nobody two thousands animation it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now everyone wear a mask carrots no karen's get bullied online carrots i'm a victim of a hate crime stanley knows what i'm talking about that's not what a hate crime is well i hated it when i make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions heaven me after dying we need to talk got is this about them like me is this about the microphone what the frick dude yes it's about the microphone got me who has mastered every minecraft potion recipe chemists force gets tailored three-piece suit looks absolutely dashing everyone like that dies with 95 levels minecraft there's seven actually new rubik's cube with circular spinning dials as if this shoes wasn't hard enough honey i'm home early honey do you know why americans can't play chess why cause they don't have two towers lol bro i don't like jokes with 9 11. my uncle died in this day oh sorry he was the best pilot i ever see they had us in the first half not gonna lie you may be old but are you that old english is the hardest language to learn in the whole world actually [Music] if you ever meet someone who calls gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color they are 100 a cop what about orange listen here you little shoes meet ajit singh hears from viranishi he has saved more than 1 000 girls from shrek's traffickers he also provides free education to poor girls one of my favorite things ever is the 300 year gap in irish inventions after whiskey was invented productivity hose be like yeah i got the new iphone 12 xl like okay h i got the gorilla lamp when you get in trouble in zoom class so you get sent to microsoft office uh i bet he's thinking about other women him what if we are all infected by a disease called aging and earth is a quarantine and that's why aliens don't visit us dog leaves sleeping space on cushion for his best puppy pal who died a year ago me looking at the mean she's i just took wait i'm alone always had been what girls think guys want to slap what guys really want to slap a normal conversation me the opposite of assassin is dd out this boy can smell people who are beautiful and deserve love [Music] girls during puberty are i hate everything boys during puberty reporter wears great costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit you are a good man thank you the perfect shooter game doesn't exist call of duty me finally gets a girlfriend my right hand i finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe arrested crystal methane it's like i was made for this cardi b i don't cook i don't clean worthless itches [Music] world's nuclear arsenals russia united states france china united kingdom india pakistan israel north korea jeff who that boy who him is how the frick is bill murray the fakest looking character in this scene how would the would be if iv owner was shrek shall transmitted we'd have to find out who fricked about no no he's got a point blind people after reading the braille i didn't see that my mom's annoying friend visits home me do you want some coffee uh thanks of course me kettle is over there help yourself my dad describe a process that could be used to create a simple door what not bad kid me don't peek around that corner there's a sniper in the other team my teammate [Music] 2020 very bad would not recommend invest nobody is born cool except of course youtubers who put the songs they used in the description me i don't have equipment for projects grandma say no more high school movie new college girl drops books main character [Music] family helps abandon dog with terminal cancer complete his bucket list everyone like that i swim 2.5 kilometers a day explains the rising sea levels coffee or tea coffee wrong it's tea rick and coffee rick and more coffee rick and tea cashier the receipt is in the bag me you too my mother's umbrella do you trust me me about to jump from the roof with every cell of my body henry v watching his army of ditches farmers with long bows wipe out half the freaking french nobility in one afternoon [Music] me and my friend why can't we get a girlfriend we are not even that weird what we think we look like what we really look like it's actually illegal for teachers to keep the class after the bellas punishment it violates the geneva convention's laws on collective punishment life hack just freaking accuse your teacher of a war crime a cooking competition show but all the chef's spouses are there to somehow keep standing in front of whatever draw cabinet they need to get into the dust another one my mom me crying because she slapped me another slap because i'm crying kid is getting bullied parents you should tell the teacher grandma the villains in films before the sad incident were like the four horsemen of the apocalypse death famine pestilence war playing with animated ease hey cutie is your last name suicide no why cause i think about you every day me waiting for my mom to finish talking to her friend at the grocery store so i can tell her i pooped my pants it breaks my heart to see a lady dining alone in a restaurant me i should get in the shower two hours later someone else starts the shower me oh my god frick you i was just about to get in there that awkward moment when your friend looks at you after his mother slaps the shiz out of him [Music] surgeon the surgery was a complete success patience family thank god surgeon got harry potter sent his children to a school that he almost died at every year he went there harry potter yeah this is big brain time if someone gave you 200 because you're ugly would you take the money absolutely i'm ugly not stupid when google says that someone is trying to access my account and it is actually not me well frick anxiety what if you're not good enough depression everyone hates you eileen i got from area 51 bro i'm high ashes and i locked myself out of the house again can you let me in lol say goodbye to coffins and turn your body into a tree after you die i wanna be a weed tree and supply my home is with dope luck be in the air tonight well i definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong how i expected antidepressants to work how they really work you must be 18 to enter this site i was born january 1st 1900 mo dad why don't you just kill me too kills 99 of the germs final boss in its fifth phase final boss as a playable character kit hurts arm that looks like we need to cut it off kit like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 20min 38sec (1238 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2020