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if you absolutely had to try one product below which one would you pick ketchup ranch bbq popsicle coca cola garlic tic tac pizza chicken wing ice cream that mask nah cause i'm enjoying being ugly in peace right now thanks i hate chicken feet socks so my kibo broke i can't type bar without copy pasting it now i'm using this tweet for lu language 2 where place of woken key oh my god the tonight show starring jimmy fallon our first guest tonight is a man who has no skin but cannot die his condition has confounded doctors and priests alike so what's it like having no skin jimmy my every moment is agony hahaha that's great i feel like we haven't fully internalized how cursed the iowa country map is sleeping in the grass expectation reality what i'm about to tell you is gonna change your life forever are you really sure you want to know it thanks i hate translucent dog legs hey you're that guy who was on that island i said no talking put this on the scene in lady and the [ __ ] but as i its meat i continue to suck you feel the paths to travel back up your throat my pastor my pastor it's croc man a croc man wears a pair of croc shoes is he made of shoe or are his shoes made of flesh he screams for he does not know wake up son we need to have a serious discussion about the type of pokemon you've been catching lately elaborate there in the happy little trees how to deal with that pesky line me at work my customers blow my mind um if the toy dies in toy story the other toys have to watch the kid play with a corpse thanks i hate a gamer's dining room here's the full story hey guys wanna feel old i'm 40 you're welcome oh no that poor turtle wish i could help you rumble disturbing adjective causing anxiety worrying disturbing unemployment figures breaking news say goodbye to comfort brakes new downward tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes they say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity 13 degree sitting angle 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but also my car my house and maybe my family members as a ritual sacrifice kiss me and i shall be a human prince again ah okay yes it's working keep kissing don't stop please come back i'm not done turning look that's kyle isn't it yeah i don't really get that creep what's he doing ooh milady's feet tips for dora don't mind if i do the next morning damn it why is it always the feet hear me out as implants but with beads so when you twerk maracas lifetip now that autumn is here remember to start growing your leg hair so you can build a warming nest for your children as the days get colder from master wayne sir hey you didn't have to do that the shrek shell tension between you and the person adjusting your seat belt on a roller coaster my a-hole after 47 wipes and i still find poop thanks i hate dhoni a1 a friend on facebook posted about how emily dickinson used the common meter and so her poems can all be sung to the tune of the pokemon theme song and because i could not stop for death he kindly stopped for me the carriage held but just ourselves and immortality we slowly drove he knew no haste and i had put away my labor and my leisure too for his civility can you feel the love tonight that was great i know i just wish our dad was alive to see us wait our dad didn't you notice there were only two males around and my dad is clearly not scar so omg girl you look hot this was brook's first attempt at the provocative new selfie pose human face he ain't his girl put his name in the book dear did men looking straight up to reveal their underbeard faces it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this thanks i hate 911 cake everything that i do reminds me of her my new favorite genre is people in medieval manuscripts who've been stabbed but simply do not care man playing video games shot by police responding to noise complaint when you get your way but you're still pissed cube goes in circle wrong hole jimmy give him time he's learning 15 years later wrong hole jimmy can't stop thinking about what happens to salmon when they get horny alright i'll bite what happens when they get a horny they literally transform into a new unbelievably freaked up creature this is what a sheepdog looks like if you shave just its head that look the espn at the farmers market gives you when she catches you checking out her girlfriend thanks i hate hairy frogs ovid screams for kids when they go back to school some kids are gonna be thinking they're visiting dad [Music] what if the balls got hard too my butthole waiting for me to finish looking at memes so i can finally wipe it don't call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this game i was from a small town where the sheep outnumbered the people and they slaughtered everyone i ever knew enough about me what brings you here i'm i'm so sorry i'm here to finish what we started crazy how your nipples are older than your teeth go to toe datto do you know what a fleshlight is i can't wait to be a proud can like dad bro we are in a dead raccoon welcome to the south yard there is a magnet in its brain that prevents an onyx from losing direction while tunneling as it grows older its body becomes steadily rounder and smoother age 5 age 85 thanks i hate panoramic pictures of dogs it's not inspect if you say no chrono [Music] when she say go deeper but you've run out of d by everyone pregnant horses are faster because they have two horsepower my physics teacher i'm on acid right now haha frick you a zombie spider spider covered in fungus half dead half alive which can crawl around come on bra like regular spiders ain't enough my dog accidentally ate my edible lull that mother trucker look like everything except a dog consider this a freaking warning sorry wrong person shrek how are we gonna get past this dragon donkey we could frick it shrek donkey i'm gonna frick it thanks i hate scavengers [Music] do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like fish or that it would actually be red meat would there be a solid line where the meat changes in their body or would it kind of blend could you make a surf and turf platter with one carcass wife is he gonna be chill doctor are you his bae wife yup doctor mournfully we trying to do all the fleeches we could but he peaced out forever wife sobbing such bad vibes doctor nuts bad vibes as frick girl lead texting a friend having walkie-talkie shreks i'm coming over me cheaper led flashlights google did you mean most powerful flashlight in the world youtube recommend video how to make a laser cannon from old dvd burners facebook did you say a t-shirt for bearded dads that love flashlights and were born in february which hey check out this freaking crack pipe thanks i hate this area [Music] how's the food sir yummy reminds me of my mom are delicious do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs they are ghosts of bugs that you've killed in 1930 helena delayed shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions the police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with the voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it through a megaphone in its mouth a camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions what confess your sins to the crime skeleton english recipes 250 grams of flour 100 grams of butter 100 grams of sugar 60 milliliters of milk 1 egg american recipes 12 quarter cups of flour 19 small sticks of butter 43 thimbles of sugar 3 other squeezes of milk 1 unripe and feather baby santa claus age 1749 years old mrs claus age 226 years [Music] why call it blue balls when you could call it a gummy ache thanks i hate illumi naughty when the anime character gonna go insane the camera angle [Music] somebody pointed out that wolverine is really just two batman's kissing and i can't stop thinking about it [Music] medieval bathroom [Music] flush eo you like me when i was a cake what have you done with my brother [Music] the frick happened snoop cat is it okay it's high favorite new thing scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets i know what you did hey my eyes are down here [Music] women get to smell like real things vanilla lavender but men have to smell like concepts what the frick is cool sport rush if you accept the concept of muppet babies you must also accept that muppets frick [Music] scooby raggy i'm scared shaggy how about a scooby snack the gang tears up as the vet proceeds with the euthanasia very unsettling threads i will boil your teeth i swear to god i will fill your sinuses with urine i will invert your ribcage i will squeeze your kneecaps i'm gonna harvest your toes i will pour cement into your ears this is by no means a complete list please feel free to add what you like thanks i hate this realistic hub tattoo [Music] man who lost pain to blood infection has new one built on his arm [Music] pokemon mewtwo strikes back 1998 the machine that clones pokemon is made from the bones of the scientists that created mewtwo [Music] so i have a theory about the flintstones and the jetsons they are both set on an alternate future where world war three happened the earth was looped into oblivion and everything we know today was destroyed the flintstones is the poor people still living on earth they have had to use stone age materials to rebuild all that they once knew the dinosaurs are actually just mutated animals the jetsons are the rich or middle class they've got to live in space safe from the nukes safe from the wasteland that is earth that or i just need more sleep i don't know multiple choice questions be like [Music] the children are fast but big bird is faster they never had a chance what happened in 1845 that's not the year that's his kill streak the cat in the hat got a smack on his nose for trashing the house of little girl rose the cat in this hat wasn't taking no smack and he gave that little girl one straight back he was charged and forced to go into jail his cellmate enters him like he's the sea to a whale now his only hat is attached to a chair he cries for god but he isn't there [Music] why is someone grabbing that kitten with thongs salad [Music] ghostbusters visits cancer patients at children's hospital lmao nice spawn camping thanks i hate femme boy trump are you lonely don't be demodex is a type of mic that lives on your face friends forever lollipops are so freaking weird you flavor your own spit then drink it listen here buddy you come at us with this shoes today i was having a good day and then i read this frick you like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,337,571

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Id: ZSxkHBHErQI

Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020