CrankGameplays Animated | Mr. Massagy

What is up ma Cranky Crew? *Breaks neck 7 different ways* It's Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we're in a game called "Mr. Massagy" Let's get into it and let's rub some... Parts...uh...let's go *BEWBS* Rial: Hi my name is Rial but everyone calls me Tutu! Ethan: You're..v cute! You're on my list of..people to hold hands with (What the fuck did I just say?) Just like that *Inhale* Fuck Rial: But I also really like to dance Ethan: TO DANCE? SO DO I!! (Starts dancing stupidly) *Breaks his balls* The Slippery Avocado. Gets them every time That move is crazy and it helps your left butt cheek(s) get stronger! Just the left one, the right, it's gonna sag a little bit BUT THAT'S OKAY! Because we can help it out with a Rough Banana! I didn't mean...I was just choosing a fruit..it kinda...kinda sounds like a hard penis... An- I... *Sigh* I didn't mean that... Okay let's continue Rial: I'm not feeling too well Ethan: Oh no! You're gonna throw up in my lap aren't you? DON'T DO THAT *BEWBS* Holy crap! A talking werewolf! AAah Aah HaHaA Werewolf: It's not like I go around killing sheep and humping legs! Well, I hump...SOME things But uh...ha ha WOAH boY Ha HOoyAH hO Werewolf: I like very manly men especially like you with such abundant chest hair! Ethan: YES YOU ARE CORRECT! I HAVE THE MOST ABUNDANT OF CHEST HAIR!!! I'm the hairiest man on the planet don't you know that? *BEWBS* If I have any noisy neighbors, I usually go and just hunt them down It's, it's what you do...if you have a noisy neighbor...murder them Just straight up murder them, back over them with your car *Mark yelling* Go into their house, beat them to death with a bat You gotta get your sleep at night guys it's very important *BEWBS* Janein: Omg you are so handsome! Let's make babies here and now!! Ethan: Well, Janein, I really like your enthusiasm, and just getting straight to the point! Wowie wowie! Janein: Can I get you water, a cookie, LUBE or whatever you like to ingest? I do love me a good ol' glass o' lube! Oh yes indeed *BEWBS* It smells funny? Yeah kinda like *sniff* It's a weird musk? It's kind of like urine...mixed with dead rabbits Erm *sniff* Oh! *Glass shatters* I feel like she might eat me! If-If we have babies together! Maybe she's an alien that once the breeding process is complete She eats my body Right in front of me *Outro* What is up my Crankey Crew? (BEST DANCING EVER) Ethan: If you charm someone, maybe they'll give you the old Rub and Tug! Rub and tug?

Channel: CrankGameplays

Views: 1,839,826

Rating: 4.976038 out of 5

Keywords: CrankGameplays, Crank Gameplays, crankgameplays animated, mr. massagy, mr. massagy animated, youtubers animated, animated youtubers, animated let's plays, funny animation, funny moments animated

Id: mfcQbEmeZrs

Length: 2min 35sec (155 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 07 2017