- Okay, blush time nerd. - Better watch yourself. - Oh look at that. Looks there's a kitty. Look there's a kitty. (laughing) (imitates dog bark) (Courtney screams) (laughing) (energetic techno music) - That's right. I am back. Despite the fact that nobody asked, I get to do makeup again on this channel. Hi, I'm Courtney. Subscribe just for me. I'm actually a little
nervous today as always, when I somehow do makeup on this channel. Um-I'm doing makeup on someone that I despise today. - Who is it? (laughing) Um-it's apparently
myself in some weird way, which you know, self-loathing we stan. Courtney freaking Miller. (fast-paced rock music) I- just sit. That's right. Somehow. - I'm back. I escaped New York, and then LA. - Yes, that's right. Somehow we are going to do a full face on Courtney freaking Miller today. We're going to try. - You're gonna, you're
gonna make me so pretty. I'll sneak into the Honeybee Inn. - Close your eyes. (laughing) Somehow I've gotten worse at this, but yeah so Sara got me a bunch of makeup that I get to play with today. Because last time I brought
too much makeup and I was way too indecisive, but we've got some good stuff here. I'm going to do a full beat. - A full beat? - Yeah that's what you call it
when you do full face makeup. - All right. - We have one shade of, of foundation today and we have to make sure. - That's all I need. I don't usually wear makeup. And I'll tell you why. It's a lot of effort, when as it is, I have to use all my strength and will to keep up the illusion
of my human appearance. If I lose focus, my celestial form will become apparent and everyone will (beep). - Just turn toward me. (growling) Just like a little. (laughing) Don't tremble your lip, Courtney freaking Miller. - I feel like Woody in Toy Story Two. (laughing) - This is so pale for you. Yeah, okay. That's good enough. Okay now we're going to do the concealer. I'm going to get it all. You're so large. (laughing) Is this ASMR hitting you Spence? - Spencer is definitely hard right now. From the ASMR. That's what it does right? I don't know much about it. ASMR That's-that's what the USSR
became after it fell apart. - Oh my god. Okay, you have- oh you have like hairs here. That's awesome. - It was gorgeous in ancient Greece. So don't talk (bleep). - I wasn't talking (bleep). So that was highlight. We are going to move on to bronzer. So you're just going to be a dewy like lit from within look, today. Let's give you a chiseled neck. Double chin who? - Most of my chins are not, they don't appear to the human eye. (laughing) I apologize I have not been in contact with this much powder since
I ran with the cartels. - Oh my God. Okay blush time nerd. - Better watch yourself. - Oh look at that. Look there's a kitty Look there's a kitty. (laughing) (imitates dog bark) (Courtney Screams) (laughing) - Beast Wars. We'll be right back. - C.F.M what have you
been doing in quarantine? - I have been 50 feet below
the surface in Antarctica. Meditating. - Okay. (laughing) Of what- what have you- what are your intentions
when you meditate, like? - My intentions lie so far in the future. Millions of years in the
future, you couldn't comprehend. I'm trying to figure out how do I stop the expansion and bring on the big crunch. - What? Hang on. I just like really have
to get in your face. My breathe smells like onion rings. - Carl's Junior. (laughing) I never met his son, but I knew Carl. (laughing) - You spit. Just look- look look, give me this. There. (laughing) - This reminds me of when
I had my portrait done during the Renaissance. - Okay now that we've got this base on, we've got the foundation, we
got the blush, the contour, the brows. Now we're going to move
on to the iconic eye look. How- how do you feel about this pallet? - They're acceptable colors. - Do you have any
specific ones you- ideas? - Limited to the human eye. I don't know you choose, - Okay, cool. Um - But if you choose the wrong one, uh-oh. I may or may not, have made a trap door beneath you before we started filming this. (laughing) - Raise your eyebrows. Keep them raised. - Keep saying insane
things to keep me shocked. - Yeah. I just, what's- what's shocking to
Courtney fricking Miller? Like what, like what, Um did you know, that, I've bit-, I've bitten
a banana peel before? like with the banana still inside? - Not good enough. - Oh, Come on. Um. I once tried to eat an
ant and it pinched me on the tongue when I was little. - That just makes sense. - Okay? Um. I used to be bee patrol and I would scoop bees out of my pool when I was a kid. - Okay that's kind of shocking. - Yeah. Okay. Actually now open, and look up. I appreciate how docile you've been during all this. - I'm astral projecting to
other places to beat people. (laughing) - Going to be so pretty Shayne I mean Courtney Fucking
Miller sorry, sorry, sorry. What if it was like the
Hulk, where if I said the real name, it would
upset the Hulk, you know? Okay, yeah I've dipped into Lulu and Zoya for a little shimmer. You like shimmers, Courtney frigging Miller? - Sure. - Okay. (laughing) - I don't know much about shimmer, but I know a lot about Glitter. A movie that I pitched. - You're freaking squinting. - Sorry. I'm embarrassed by the fact
that I pitched Glitter. - How, um, on a scale of one to 10 how much are you hating this, right now? - Nah I'm fine. I'm astral projecting and beating up Martin Shkreli again. (laughing) - Wow. So pretty. You never told me you could serve? Do you serve? - I did pitch the movie You Got Served. - Oh my God. What is your job? - What's God's job. (laughing) - Okay, we're going into eyeliner now. It's a liquid eyeliner. You need to be so still for this. Okay, please. Okay. This is actually really
hard for me. Hang on. Oh, wow. So pretty. Wow. - Do I look like Cher? - Pretty close. All right. Before we move on to lashes. 'Cuz it's the hardest part for me, we're going to do your highlight. Wow, wow. Okay, now this is a weird ass, but can you go like this? (laughing) Yeah. Should we curl his lashes first? - [producer] Yeah. - I've never done this to another person. - [Producer] Be careful. - Okay now, okay got'em. Got'em. This doesn't hurt, right? - No. - Does this hurt? - No. - This just weird feeling? - Yeah. - It- it like curled. Yay. Okay. Dude lashes are hard. This is the most awkward
hangout I've ever had. (laughing) - I feel strangely more human than normal. - Yeah you're succumbing to human norms. That is, putting on makeup to feel
accepted in the human race. That's- - I think we just learned
something about you. - No. (laughing) No. (whip sound) (laughing) (Courtney screams) No you can't do that. - [Sasuke] Release your
mast from Mt. Chacala. - Now, don't move a muscle. - Which one of Sid's toys
do I look like right now? - This is the trick
with putting on mascara. Blink, and like push against my, my strokes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. See that helps me so much. You have really long, lower lashes. Oh gosh I'm making you look
like a Kesha fan in 2010. It's fine. - I was Kesha fan in 2010. - All right. This is the final thing. This is the one that
really brings in the eyes. The kissy kissy, (smooches) the lips. - You call them lips. I call them the gateway. - What goes into the gateway? - It's not what goes in. (laughing) - All right now. Be strong in the mouth. That's all I can tell you is- be strong. (laughing) - What? Be strong in the mouth. - Okay. Ready? Here comes to the lip- the lip, uh, gloss. Gloss. (laughing) Oh. do you like that Spencer? (laughing) - Spencer is in a coma from the ASMR. - Oh it smells good. Smell that? You can make sounds, you
can make girl sounds. (growling) - Smells like cookie crisp. - Wow. Wow! We did it. You ready to see what you look like? Wow Courtney fricking Miller is- Courtney, uh. (beep) Miller. Wow. (laughing) Are you ready? - Sure. You are not pointing it at me. (laughing) - Where is it? - There we go. (camera click) (upbeat music) ♪ I was waiting for a miracle ♪ ♪ 'Cuz you got something spiritual ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ I've been waiting by the phone ♪ ♪ Watching every hour go ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ 'Cuz I never knew how ♪ ♪ You can make feel ♪ ♪ This is never ♪ ♪ How it goes ♪ ♪ You got my heart ♪ ♪ Its beating ♪ ♪ You're on my mind repeating ♪ ♪ You're everything I wanted ♪ ♪ So that's mine ♪ ♪ One shot ♪ ♪ Give me one shot ♪ ♪ 'Cuz I want ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ You ♪ - I look like I would dominate in Glow. (laughing) - Check out your eyelids. Like, no. (laughing) No. So the way girls look at their eyeshadow is they like shut their eyelids out and like so that they can see the- the-the color. Sorry. (laughing) That I put on your lids. - I don't see anything. (laughing) I see hell. - No. (laughing) - Close one- here. Close one eyelid. (laughing) - I worked so hard on this. - I look like a young Bea Arthur. (applause) If Bea Arthur was ever young. - Wow guys I freaking did it. Why was this so much easier
on a possessed human being than an average nerd? Um, hey, put in the comments,
which look you liked more and if you want other people to have their makeup done, or if you
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and probably less terrifying. - I'm going to apply to be a contestant on the Bachelor. Then I can finally kill the Bachelor. (laughing) He'll never see it coming.
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