Country Memes

oh [ __ ] here we go again hey there if you're new here what's up how's it going and if you're coming back what's up how's it going it's very good to see you again see what happens when you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single video so press the subscribe button for an extra greeting okay thank you so much folks i'm [ __ ] back all right i haven't made a country video in like four months four months dude you could have grown a whole crop of corn in that time dude and that's a fact i googled it i never thought i would have how long does it take to grow corn in my google search history but here i am that's my life since my last country video the country girls of tiktok it seems that country culture has kind of exploded in popularity you know you got casey musgraves winning best album you got old town road that's like number one on billboard i think and so much more and look i'm not gonna say that all that happened because of me but like it's kind of suspicious i'm kidding obviously one idiot [ __ ] youtuber didn't cause an entire music genre to become popular again i feel like that [ __ ] would have happened regardless you know but with all this yeehaw competition i need to come in and reclaim the spot as the king of all country folk okay if i'm gonna have [ __ ] country themed merch i gotta be able to defend my title dude i have to make sure i'm the undisputed king of the country folks all right and that's what this video is gonna do we've already taken a deep dive into the countryside of countryside we've already taken a deep dive into the countryside of tick tock and i told myself i would never go back on that app ever again so today we're doing something different all right we're going to go back to our roots dude good old-fashioned memes dude just like mom used to make some slow cooked wholesome filling top text bottom text memes dude and we're not going to just be looking at regular old memes no no no it has come to my attention that there are entire meme accounts that just make memes about living that country lifestyle you know if country is coming back into pop culture we need to fully understand the country people you know so in this video we'll we'll take a closer look at some country memes or redneck memes what they call them and try to figure out if we can fully understand the country folk so come along a man's one last cast is like a woman's i'll be five minutes all right i never thought i'd ever see a fishing meme in my life because usually when you make memes there's enough people to relate to it so you can like have an audience for the meme right it's baffling that there's enough people who enjoy fishing have you ever fished before that's the worst thing ever it's sitting on on [ __ ] grass for eight hours i went fishing once i'm good forever let's just put it this way i'd rather be in a [ __ ] full body cast than do one fishing pole cast am i saying that correctly i don't [ __ ] know dude i'd rather i'd rather send phishing emails to people and steal their personal info then [ __ ] throw a line in the water and hope a fish grabs it dude that's one thing i want to get across in this video [ __ ] fishing all right you all heard of fly fishing well [ __ ] fishing okay that's the new [ __ ] yo [ __ ] fishing is a whole ass 2019 mood fam and this [ __ ] comment dude for the love of fishing we gotta start saying that dude sorry to break to you but i i don't think i can make it to your wedding this summer oh for the love of fishing less ipads and more this share if you agree this is actually like really deep dude like i've always said this i've always said tablet bad bicycle good i've always said that dude like there's good things that happen on ipads you know that's what pisses me off about these [ __ ] pictures dude hey dad look what i made on my ipad i made i coded an app that actually like it it will test for um for stage one cancer on people okay and it'll actually save a lot of lives and i think it's great what do you think i should do with this should we like call the president or something what did i tell you about that [ __ ] ipad it's not bad yeah it's all bad you're right put it away what do you even [ __ ] what are you even going on about old stage one camps what is that [ __ ] go go build a dirt bike course in the backyard my son's so dumb always on that [ __ ] tablet teach your daughter to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper jesus christ okay so i know they're talking about like shooting a gun but holy smokes it's way funnier if it's about the dance move holy [ __ ] remember a restraining order is just a piece of paper so here we go yep you got it oh that's looking great it's none of your damn business what i choose to protect my home and family with okay so this is a common theme in these country memes where it's just very pro-gun i never really like wanted to talk too much politics on this channel but i don't see this as politics i don't think you need a [ __ ] gun if you're just a guy like that's so goddamn weird this isn't the [ __ ] walking dead dude this is just regular human life you don't have to protect your f you don't have to [ __ ] patrol your [ __ ] the outside of your house with a gun dude that's so i've never understood that all these atomic bombs behind me listen it is none of your damn business what i choose to protect my home and family with when your sister calls and she's been crying are you gonna kill your sister is that what you're saying usually when you read a country meme that starts with when your sister calls yikes your mind goes to different places okay so thank you so much to my sister i know they're saying that like oh a guy is or someone is making them cry so i'm going to go shoot and kill them and murder them and then go to jail for them because my sister's crying just brother things you know dude imagine though his like sister is just watched the movie up for the first time and it's like coming out of the theater like it was just it was just such a good movie and like i don't know i'm just really emotional about it and it was so good like i'm so sorry and then her brother is just like this movie made you cry oh [ __ ] i must kill this movie and then he shoots at a movie screen [ __ ] you pixar's up you made my sister cry double tap if this will be your kid so this is photoshopped poorly i don't even think the hat is yeah the hat's fake i think the shirt's fake and the ducks are fake as well i think who's photoshopping country [ __ ] onto a regular baby who is that bored could go see the movie up i could could go fishing nah could read a book nah oh i know i'll photoshop a baby to make it country okay there we go wait where is this kid's torso [Applause] okay this one is my all-time favorite meme i think of all time just not even country memes just all memes ever this one made me laugh so [ __ ] hard when i first saw it um and i hope it does the same for you you ever just sit in your truck and think about crazy [ __ ] i don't even know what crazy [ __ ] is to country people because their lives are already just crazy [ __ ] all the time rolling around in mud shooting stuff are they just sitting in their truck being like imagine wearing something other than camouflage i'm talking crazy bro what am i doing this truck really brings it out of me oh man i wonder if other people think about crazy [ __ ] in their truck i'm gonna make a meme about it parenting done right giving your kid a [ __ ] rifle okay yeah yeah good job good parenting dude you know all these [ __ ] idiot dads who are just like oh you gotta be nice and treat people how you want to be treated shut the [ __ ] up man all right i want a dad that is like hey point this thing at that thing and press a button and they don't they're not alive anymore dude hell yeah dude now that's a great father all right father i hardly know it okay the world needs more tackle boxes and less x-boxes i just feel so bad for this [ __ ] kid you know he comes back after like christmas break and all his friends were like i got an xbox for christmas i got an xbox for christmas i got an xbox for christmas too we all got xbox boxes for christmas what did you get dude [Music] i got a tackle box uh so i can keep all my uh my fishing stuff in it so [Laughter] tackle box you're funny dude all right we'll see you we'll see you tonight on xbox yeah totally [Music] [ __ ] hate my life you might be a redneck if you have four first names billy joe jim bob okay you know what dude those are three names all right billy joe those are the first two and jim bob is his last one dude i'm a real [ __ ] redneck okay curtis matthew kenneth connor right what did i say a [ __ ] king country boy dude there's proof right there honey will you get groceries today yes i will so i guess they're saying that like are you gonna get groceries and like yes i will i'm gonna kill a deer and that's groceries i guess he's just in a grocery store like shooting apples and lemons and [ __ ] like he just comes home with all the groceries and they all have everything i was just [ __ ] arrows in it oh sorry i'm back i got groceries all right i'm sweating so i'm [ __ ] taking this off but [Music] university merch get it gloves oh you mean [ __ ] jesus christ man if you're ever in the south don't go to any hospitals because apparently they don't wear any [ __ ] gloves down there because those are [ __ ] mittens right hey yeah i just got back from the hospital oh okay what's up i mean i'm doing good they fixed whatever was wrong with me but i think i'm gonna die tomorrow because when they were doing surgery yeah what's up uh they gave me a whole new disease because the doctor didn't wear any [ __ ] gloves uh that happened to me a few times yeah immediately i'd rather die than live being touched by someone who was wearing [ __ ] names am i right brother yeah you'll get it you get it all right [ __ ] yeehaw brother see you in the afterlife high school in the south i don't get it are they saying that like nobody goes to school because those are just a bunch of empty desks i guess that's something that's a stereotype i didn't know about the south apparently nobody just nobody goes to school in the south huh interesting [Music] city girls be like we took the wrong road country girls be like slide over i'm on heroin okay i think that'll do it that was something else dude i they're just so at certain times i didn't even know what to say i couldn't say anything because they're already so [ __ ] insane that i didn't even need to say anything they're already making fun of themselves in a way you know but i still need to assert my dominance as the leader of the country folks and you know and protect my country throne oh my god country game of thrones i'd watch that so much oh my god dragons yeah right the only dragon i know is when i'm dragging a buck back to my shed so i can skin it [ __ ] yiham alright brother jon snow would be called john mudd okay sorry to make sure that i still have the title of the king of the country folk i made my own meme okay a super meme if you will i took all the country components of a country meme tossed them all into one so i have created the ultra meme okay so here it is when your truck is crying and you protect your gun with fishing i'm actually pretty racist there we go i think that perfectly sums up country folks in one meme so we can all stop the memes now this is the one meme to rule them all all right that's gonna do for this video i'm starting to get a headache for some reason i think this i think i'm actually getting dumber believe it or not if you enjoyed this video please press the like button one like equals one invisible torso if you enjoyed this video and want to see a part two let me know or if you have any other country themed ideas because they're just so much fun to make and i'd love to make some more so let me know in the 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everything thank you very much for watching i've been curtis connor um i gotta go shoot the movie up bye thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed this video and want to see more from me then you can click on the screen right there uh watch some more and don't forget to press that subscribe button all right see you next week peace out

Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 2,955,585

Keywords: kurtis conner, country boys, country girls, kurtis conner country, yee yee, yee haw, country boys tik tok, country girls tik tok, cringe, commentary, kurtis connor, old town road, kacey musgraves, trucks, cowboy, reaction, tik tok, memes, country memes, country

Id: pVLF2ChYb-I

Length: 14min 16sec (856 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 19 2019