TAXI Jim Ignatowski At His Best +bonus (Louie The Locksmith)

hey lane you want to see some more of us you know yeah okay this is a classic this is called man in glass cubicle okay [Applause] when did i put that in here no no jim uh this is panamime it's just an exercise from bobby's acting class oh i see can he hear us in there ignatowski why don't you try renting out that vacant lot between your ears [Applause] it's happening again mrs mckenzie's revenge i picked up a touch of that in mexico on somewhere you see it now listen here i'm gonna tell you a story that i think you're gonna like it doesn't happen very often but every now and then mr and mrs mckenzie have a fight and they go at it hammer and tongue as you can well imagine well as soon as it's over she comes out of that door swoops down here and picks out some poor unsuspecting cabbie and invites him home to dinner oh my god that's the most horrifying story all right it's not dinner that she wants to take him home for what she's really interested in is a little mattress [Music] louie magic sounds like one of your little sweaty fantasies i mean why would she pick a gabby well she wants to humiliate her husband and what better way to do that than to fool around with one of his employees but wait a minute you haven't heard the worst part yet once she's done with the poor jerk she goes right to her husband and tells him as soon as mackenzie hears about it it's bye bye to that dumb cabbie you mean a guy loses his job no i mean he vanishes like he was never born i can't even find his records the next day all a guy has to do is turn her down huh no no no no no not with this thing i mean with her even if you don't she tells her husband you did either way your history yeah i don't believe this louie well you better believe it bantha because she always picks the young good-looking ones [Laughter] the way i figure it either you or wheeler are doomed i'm hoping she notices wheeler's got the better nose oh boy am i tired i've never been so tired in all my life i just drove a double shift and i'm dead on my feet hmm i don't know alex you know about oh yeah hey hey alex yo louie's been trying to scare us with some crazy story about mrs mckenzie's revenge and curly melnick is that true back then you're warning [Music] huh [Applause] ah mrs mackenzie would you uh like me to introduce you to one of these handsome young gentlemen well you could tell me one thing louie what's that well i'm planning this little dinner party for two tonight at my place oh how delightful i was wondering could you come make it about eight o'clock okay [Music] why do you remind me mrs mckenzie because if my fooling around with somebody halfway decent upsets my husband this'll kill him hey bob you want to go have a drink of mario's uh no man i got a mind class i got to practice some exercise i'll see you later okay catch you later okay oh wait a minute huh i see what's going on here this is mine stuff right hey right jim i may be flowable once i catch it it sticks well see you tomorrow okay bobby when the hell are you gonna get this thing out of here uh i got some people coming to pick it up in the morning yeah it's getting to be an eyesore hey what's up i don't want louie to know about this i found it in the back of my cab ah you have that too huh i'm always finding stuff people leave behind old magazines gloves meat meat not good meat chewy hey you know what there are initials on this nz norman zelnick oh god who's norman zelman i was hoping one of you would know well why don't you open it find out whose it is oh you think if that's easy huh well i've been trying i've been trying i can't do it i'll open it for you yeah what makes you think you can open it uh [Applause] ah ten bucks willa all right two bucks easy to come by do your worst pleasure doing business with you all right come on come on [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Pinball Man

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Id: xL6LINvPnBA

Length: 9min 17sec (557 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021