Chris DiStefano's Story of Being Expelled From School on 9/11

The Joe Rogan Experience and then Wednesday all of school is closed so you know I'm just thinking about [ __ ] what how what's going to happen on Thursday if School opens all schools close and um all New York City Schools were closed and then Thursday morning I got a decision to make because the principal had said I was kicked out so I was like you know I'm just gonna walk I'm just gonna go to school so I go back to school and I try to walk in like nothing happened I was like maybe they forgot about that's a national tragedy and then brother Rob is right there he goes to Stefano get the [ __ ] out of here you're still expelled I was like all right I mean countries at War now I mean my mother fell off the bus in Brooklyn you're still going to expel me and he was like you're expelled I was like how's Frank he was a jerk spelled I was like okay so I'm like [ __ ] my mother's all upset of course she's still shaking from 9 11. as many people were I'm like I gotta call my dad and again my dad great guy my father really great guy but you know a street guy like a bronx real Street guy so I call my father for a pay phone and I'm like Dad um you know I'm I'm sorry like I let you down but you know on Tuesday I was just worried about my mom and his kids started laughing at me I was crying and I broke a chair over this kid Frank's head and now they threw me out they threw me out of school and he goes uh he goes did anybody see you do it I was like yeah I did it in front of the whole class he was like okay he was like um I'll be down there in about 30 minutes I was like you live on he lives in Staten Island you know traffic to Queens at 9 30 in the morning would take like two hours to get there somehow he shows up in like 45 minutes I'll never forget win like a New York Yankees batting practice jacket like a like a Dunkin Donuts coffee huge chain on just ready to go and he goes um you do everything I tell you to do I was like okay so we you need a meeting with a principal you know of a school especially any school but we walk into the principal's office to the secretary and the secretary uh is like can I help you my dad's like yeah I got a meeting with the principal and she's like you're not on the list sir he goes I'm going in and then he just opens his door and the principal's on the phone and my dad goes can I speak to you can we speak to you I'm Chris's dad and the principal is like um you need a meeting sir and he goes and your son's expelled and he goes uh okay and then he hangs up the principal's phone he just puts his fingers on the receiver and he goes you're not on the phone anymore so we can have a conversation and I was like oh my God so it's all true so I'm just sitting there like okay this is bad so my dad goes very calmly my dad goes listen he goes my son allegedly hits somebody in the head with the chair and brother's like it's not a legend we saw it he goes it's allegedly you don't have cameras in here do you and he was like what he was like no but there's Witnesses and the kids in the hospital he goes I'll take care of the kid in the hospital don't worry about the kid in the hospital he goes you can't throw my son out of school you just can't do it and then my brother Rob is like we have to throw your son out of school he just hits put somebody in a coma and he goes no he goes listen you know I could throw him out of school it was a national tragedy he got emotional don't worry about it and he goes don't throw him out of school and brother said brother Rob says I'm throwing him out of school and there's nothing you can do and then my dad rolls like a wad of hundreds at brother Rob and he goes don't throw him out of school and brother Rob goes you're going to bribe a man of God and my dad goes I lost God September 21st 1979. that's like a date that's like burned in my head I'm like what the [ __ ] what does that date mean and then look back he was in prison at that time so I'm like I don't know what happened maybe there was a shower situation maybe something went down I was like I'm not going to ask my dad but I was like September 21st 1979 wow like he said that [ __ ] quick and with full eye contact no blinks I was like all right Dad you got you should go to therapy but whatever we're here now so so my dad says to brother Rob he goes listen he goes don't throw my son out of school okay there has to be another way let's talk like gentlemen there has to be another way and then he says to my father goes sir are you stupid or something he's expelled from school and then my dad looks at me and he looks at brother Rob and he goes Chris did he did he just call me stupid and I was like you know it sounded like a dad but you know he's he's a man of God I'm sorry I was like no no habla no habla English and he goes um do me a favor Chris lock the door and I was like one he goes just lock the door and so I got up and locked the door I didn't know like what else to do I was like oh I was like I felt like I'm [ __ ] gonna get hit here too like my I've never seen my dad like this just angry so I get up I lock the door and he goes you really offended me with the words you've chose to call and to call me because it really hurt my feelings actually he goes so now you have two options he goes the second option really sucks for you I would choose the first he goes the first option just put my son back in school okay easy breezy no problems ass I'll sign whatever forms you want he goes back to school he goes the second option and again this one sucks for you he goes I'm going to come over there and I'm going to break both your kneecaps and he goes you may think I heard that line in a movie he goes I'm one of the guys they write the movies about he goes I will this is funny he goes I will call 9-1-1 right now he goes I will give them my address my social security number whatever he goes because I'd rather go to prison for the rest of my life and be back with my friends then you throw him out and we have to listen to his mother's [ __ ] mouth for the rest of my life that he got expelled from school he goes so either way I'm in jail I'd rather be with my buddies so the choice is yours and then white as a ghost brother Rob was like okay well let's let's put him back in school and he goes simple easy breezy he just kept saying easy breezy my dad I was like stop saying easy breezy so he kept saying easy breezy and my dad and he goes uh he goes what we'll do is he gets detention before and after school and he's thrown off the basketball team does that work for you your brother Rob was like that works for me and I was like that doesn't [ __ ] work for me I want to play ball I don't want to go to detention and my dad's like no you hit somebody it's not good he goes who I I didn't raise you to be that way I was like you just threatened to [ __ ] kill somebody in front of me what are you talking about and he goes I didn't raise you to be that way and then that's what I did my senior year before and after school every day um no basketball and my father and brother Rob actually became like friends at graduation they were shaking hands friends everything was all good and it was one of those things where like my dad he's not that way anymore but growing up like my dad was just that guy he was like right intention wrong move is the best way I could describe my father and

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Length: 6min 46sec (406 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2022