[crowd applauding] - And welcome back
to "Celebrity Jeopardy." As you know,
all of our celebrities are playing for charity. Marlon Brando, your charity
is Habitat for Humanity. Phil Donahue, yours is the Children
Are Our Future Foundation. And Burt Reynolds, yours is the Palm Beach Golf
and Tennis Resort. We have quite a
match going on here. Let's look at the score. We've got a close race
going on for second place between Phil Donahue
at minus $6,800, and Burt Reynolds
at minus $6,900. And with a commanding lead,
it's Marlon Brando, with negative $4,500. Better luck to all of you
in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are
Famous "Roberts," Three Letter Words, Potpourri, Potent Potables, Colors, Holidays, and finally, U.S. States. Marlon, you pick the category. - Fishing for $1,000. [laughter] - There's no Fishing
on the board, Marlon. [laughter] - I like fishing. - Okay, that's great. Let's just start with
Famous "Roberts" for $400. And the answer is, "This was John F. Kennedy's
younger brother." [buzzer] Marlon Brando.
- Teddy. - No. - Who is Teddy?
- No. - What is Teddy? - No. [buzzer] Burt Reynolds. - I'll tell you something,
Alex, I think he's right. [laughter] - No, he's not right. Remember the category,
Famous "Roberts" in the Kennedy family. [laughter] - Who is Robert Blake? [laughter] - No. [buzzer] Phil Donahue. - Well, my dear,
good man, the board appears to be mine. I mean in a tricky game
where questions are answers, answers are questions. "Who's on first?" "What's in the chicken?" Whoa, and all of a sudden-- [buzzer] I'm walking down the-- [buzzer] [laughter] - Phil, your time is up. Marlon, you still have
control of the board. - In Tahiti,
they have these dogs... [laughter] That they train to catch
Frisbees in their mouth. It's amazing. [laughter] Beautiful animals. - And I'll pick
the category for you. Holidays for $400. The answer is "This December
25th holiday involves decorating a tree
and opening presents." [buzzer] Burt Reynolds. - Yeah, what is my birthday? [laughter] - Is your birthday on
December 25th, Mr. Reynolds? - No, July 7th. - Actually, I have your bio
here, it's February 11th. [laughter] [buzzer] Burt Reynolds. - What is July 7th? [laughter] - Absolutely not. [buzzer] Yes, Phil Donahue. - Little Bobby and Little Susie have hung their
stockings with care. Mom and Dad are out
looking for Tickle Me Elmo 'til 5:00 a.m.
and all of a sudden Bobby looks up and he says, "Hey! Who is this Jesus?" - You know the answer,
just say it. - Meanwhile, Kris Kringle
is drinking Coke, the reindeer
are playing Nintendo, the elves are wearing Nikes,
they're walking along-- [buzzer] - Time is up, Mr. Donahue. The answer was Christmas. [buzzer] Burt Reynolds. - He's a good guy.
- What-- [laughter] What was that, Mr. Reynolds? - Robert Blake, he's a good guy. [laughter] You should think about putting
him up on your board there. - Once again, Mr. Brando, the
board is unfortunately yours. - I went into some
7-Eleven this morning, and I wandered over
to the magazine rack. There's so many
magazines about cars. [laughter] So many magazines about cars. - I'm going to assume
you picked Colors for $800. Name this color. [laughter] [cheers and applause] Let's forget the whole answer
in the form of a question thing. Just name the color. [laughter] [buzzer] Burt Reynolds. - Yeah, it's a rectangle. [laughter] - At this point, Mr. Reynolds, I'm convinced you have
a learning disability. [buzzer] Mr. Donahue. - We live in a society
where everyone claims to be color blind. - I know where this is going. - What's going on? [buzzer] - Mr. Brando. - You know what? I was riding a bicycle
that I made myself, and I was with Wally Cox--
God, I miss that good man. He had fingers like a sailor. [laughter] I remember one time... in Bangkok... [buzzer] - The answer was red. Mr. Donahue,
you are at minus $7,200. - All right. - Mr. Reynolds, you seem
to have broken your buzzer. - [chuckles] [laughter] - And Mr. Brando, you are
naked from the waist down. [laughter] Let's just move on
to Final Jeopardy. Tell you what,
let's just forget the question. All you have to do win the game is write down the current year. [laughter] What year it is right now. [timer music] It's a number. What year is it this year? [timer music] It starts with a 19. [timer music] [buzzer] Okay, let's see what we've got. Mr. Donahue appeared
to write way too much. [laughter] In fact, he's still going on. Let's see what he's got so far. [laughter] Not even close to what we want. - Oh, come on. - Okay, now Mr. Reynolds. I didn't see you write anything. Maybe I missed it. And I didn't. [laughter] You gave no answer. - Why don't you
let me buy a vowel? [laughter] - Okay, that's infuriating. Mr. Brando chose
to speak to a puppet in lieu of participating. Maybe the puppet
wrote down an answer. [laughter] You wrote "poop." [laughter] This must be a proud moment
for you, Mr. Brando. - You're a squawking parrot. You're an ant. - Okay. - [squawks] - Mr. Reynolds is the winner by having the least
negative amount of money. On his behalf, the Palm Beach
Golf and Tennis Club will receive
a check for $10,000. That's it for
"Celebrity Jeopardy." I quit. [cheers and applause]
