40-Yard Dash Challenge | Teddy vs. DoBoy | All Def Comedy

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now what are we doing man what uncle rusty us all this time when his journey we got to turn it into a competition because we both want my brothers it to you is more important is to be race making my best friend dog well you got the phone call this off no man to scrap your bed let's go home bro all right bro it's a ha ha ha he was really out here 43 with a mohawk duh shut up dog I know that happened four years ago but I'm still upset that we tied man I mean waking you up at night with cold sweats like that should not have been attire I'm up said that she was running like mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 3 you look like a fast turtle you know what that's it we're taking it back $40 - that's the challenge why don't you - I asked to a stylist my name is Carmelita jeder I'm the gold silver and bronze medalist from the 2012 London Games I'm also the world record holder in the 4 by 1 relay and the fastest woman alive here we come mark ornamented gentlemen this is our route America first look out for the time this is special this is a world record today I'm gonna train Teddy and Doughboy separately and then at the end they're gonna race each other so it's gonna be a fun day the Kevin horns yeah say you don't have owned the Kevin Hart's but I feel like this is the first original running shoe because this one guys they used to wear chucks they paid to run for getting away from the pole exactly ok training Doughboy and Teddy movie a lot different than trading a professional athlete because I don't believe they're in the best of shape so I kind of feel like I need to have them sign a waiver because I don't want anybody coming after me when somebody passes out today so it's gonna be interesting I have my with so I have my cones and I'm not about to be as nice as they think I am last time I ran the 40-yard dash when I was a star athlete over there shout-out to the Romans starting nose guard huh that's me you know huh you know last time I ran a 40-yard dash man I was you know with a little honey dip you know I'm saying her Duke came home I have to get up out of there like quick picture they called me the flash new nickname alert you saying dope how you doing good I know we both thinking it's AMA just go ahead and yeah you get up first thing I think when I see Carmelita is we need to go together I know you must be tired because you've been running around my thoughts ever since I've seen you she don't want to hear none of that it's not a woman out there there really is just oh I just want to wake up to some harassment like nobody ever says that you know my job is to make you fast to get you fast so you can beat Teddy I'm gonna be honest with you I'm all about underdogs underdogs I'm all about the underdog you know when you look at Teddy you say can this guy run as horrible as I look you look at Doughboy you don't feel no better so that's why I don't want you you would think the smaller person would win but I've seen a couple big guys outrun some small guys so I don't know I'm hoping that you know they make me eat my own words I think I can beat Teddy because I'm just in better shape you over there built like Jabba the nuts my shirt there's no way Doughboy down cuz you look like a chunky highlighter at the Mexicans tag we're all how about this if I beat him you let me take you out seeing Doughboy walk over to me and try to ask me out I could already see that this was gonna be a very hard training session I just knew he was gonna be trying to talk to me the whole time she is gorgeous she just looks so pretty she has really pretty skin really pretty teeth you know I'm saying she's so fine what then you know first 20 seconds of meeting a person give them all your love and your social security number and the keys to your house and say you could borrow my debit card like these are things Doughboy says in the first night I can only imagine what he said in this training session I booked flights credit card I'm not going out with Doughboy it's not happening but I would definitely coach him for this forty but I don't think it's enough Brazilian yaki out there to get me to go first off we're gonna warm up a little bit we gotta get the body going because I can't have you falling out passing out putting muscles you know I want you trying to sue me I'm not gonna shoot you what we gonna do first is we're gonna jog from this code to the last calling it back all the way down that yes all the way down here we're gonna jog because this isn't a walk this is enough let me show her how fast I am okay ready go okay you sound like a hurdler making all that noise running the fastest forty I ran I don't know what we remembered we didn't really have tickers on us like that but I would I would have to say I ran it like probably like a 4-3 fastest 40 that I ever ran I want to say was about five flat you know I'm saying that's back when I was lighter on my feet I moved will gingerly and Swift I heard a Teddy rate talking about here and a four three what he meant was four minutes three seconds he's wild slow he just have to walk is okay I need you to pick it up if we trying to beat Doughboy I need you to pick it up just a little bit yeah okay okay come winner here at the trip you are something that was like work though okay just pick up blunt you think you got a blunt down there ain't no blood good job good job make sure you breathe there make sure you breathe it I'll have no insurance out here oh come on you can't stop already I'm not stopping I'm just constant I don't need you to coast I need you to get out of the coach mo and I need you to actually run I need you to weed not dance it right now come on come on I don't know if I'm that confident you know I ain't ran a 40-yard dash in a minute I'm just talking because that's what I get paid to do well I win probably not it's Doughboy gonna succeed in life probably not I'm out here just with this so I do it every day now last time Teddy ran was probably when he thought he was burning his hot pocket doors custom so you know he runs for various reasons but he needs to run to his barber because this is getting out of control his head looks like this boom Mike bring the boom mic down here for a second that's what Teddy's head looks like and it's making me uncomfortable we warmed up the body so now let's get a little stretching in okay so let's try to touch our toes or go down as far as we can yes hold it there for five count I know Teddy couldn't do this for five open up let's go to the left I'm gonna beat Teddy just to impress her and maybe try to shoot my son and take her to vegan pork chops so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna do some drills okay drills okay cuz you're not from the streets and where I'm from drills me we're gonna go to the first cone okay so we're gonna have high knees knees up swinging that's high knees uh-huh okay I know you'd probably look at my booty okay I'm just saying Namie a rowing thank you let's go good good swing the more I'm swinging good job good job right right I felt like Busta Rhymes I need swing swing swing them good job you always want your eyes to be streaming it not up in air okay somebody chasing you you like I gotta get away but you also want to make sure that they like right exactly but you don't want to be looking like this either well she was run into a tree you do like that Kanye when he ran into that PO and was like mad at the PO I'm thinking I can Loki beat you okay I'll competitive I am competitive I swing for the stars you probably look at me be like he ain't had no chance that's not what I see I'm like that's gonna be back just give me a day and a half I'm expecting to learn like some techniques or moves maybe how to start like the initial if I can you know when do I bar myself out help me get away from the police quicker okay so what we're gonna do to the first cone it's pretty much like the combine we gonna come down like this you know when you watch the combine on TV and the guys like Columbine that was terrible so I want you to go like this and I want you to go and just keep learning like that I want you to come to this dark hole and stop right and then stop and lay down take a nap we're not gonna like that we're not gonna take a nap we all keep it going this is a fun day you seen the we smokin episode I was a fun day that's it for today some football players soon as they go they bring their head straight up and start running okay so today we're gonna do something different than that okay we're gonna do a track and field move so we're not gonna bring our head straight up i'ma blow the whistle blow Teddy in preparation is probably don't just put a loud pack at the finish line cuz that's what motivates him so he's gonna put that stick here get in that's probably gonna make him my faster so he can smoke so he's probably just trying to properly instead of us I incentive up and motivate myself so absolutely excited stay down stay down stay down stay down oh come up keep moving keep moving good job now I'm sure you notice my tone changed a little bit for you murder I'm I just want to make sure you got it right you get that power in the beginning I didn't feel like Teddy was taking it as serious as I wanted him to because the objective is to beat Doughboy but when we started getting going and I started giving him that energy that coaching energy then he started to push yourself a lot more I felt I felt the fire and the desire to go harder when our voice change it was kind of like when Janet Jackson got burnt and good times no it was really what I want you to do is I want you to be a little more aggressive in here okay that means I want you to imagine somebody you don't like okay and the whole objective right here I'm stepping on my toes exactly okay exactly so the first set of cones you make and you stepping on a face right here stepping on a face right here when you get to here and you come up I need you to run away from one body that you just stopped out because they try to come and get you I'm rooting for Teddy to win I'm always rooting for the underdog and you know nobody's very cocky and arrogant sometimes you always want the person that's not cocky and arrogant to beat the cocky guy so I really want Teddy to beat this arrogant cocky Doughboy you was dating a chick she did you dirty what was it what was her name let's just call her Roslyn how to keep her anonymity okay so she did it to my boss okay oh that's a bad photo we follow flight and then it was like don't kiss her you don't want to know what that tastes like hurt me beat all my friends laughs to me they keep making jokes about it I'm hurt so okay I'll get motivated by this so we're gonna think roselyn's faces all up in here I still find out okay but you know you know you know what she did wrong she did so that means I needed a win all your anger and your aggression into this first part okay and then when you come up but you don't think that Rodman's trying to get you for child support it's just trying to get me to buy another week and she trying to get you to buy another one yeah but still yeah okay so all of this is Doughboy phase oh this is Doughboy face so I'm just gonna I need you to be like oh let's go get our kid or Cantor Cantor Cantor Cantor Cantor get it get it get it get it get it get it get it now Moe wake up swing them swing them swing them keep going keep going keep going hit boy that's a lie ha ha I felt pretty good you know I just I just be taking life easy don't you know you could you could look at me and say I don't try you tell me but i'ma try in the end because I got pride and I want to succeed so when she was like you know just you got to really do it put your head down on him like act like he running from the police once she correlated it to things that happen in real life the bus is 30 seconds away the 2:17 is just pulling up this is ready to go you got a show at 8:00 not only would make that bus so you know put your hair down and then come up and hit the bus driver so you know once she broke it down to where I can understand it fully that's my wheels on the same page I just finished with Teddy and I'm really excited you know you think yourself you know this guy he's a little bigger than Doughboy but he was out here working he was out here getting it I was very impressed with him I was so happy for him to finish the warm-up that we did the warm-up was not easy at all I definitely put him through some tracks tour get right warm-up very very fast and he did it all I'm very very proud of him you're not mad enough at her like she slept with your balls you got to see that do it every day and I didn't even [ __ ] I mean I didn't everything so you kind of like a trick no yeah okay I'm recovering [ __ ] okay come on tricky Ricky after training both guys I can definitely see how some things work differently how they actually listened to what I said how they drove how they imagined somebody's face on the ground which made them push harder so I feel like what I taught them will definitely help their 40 be a lot faster don't you feel better yes you better about yourself I would feel better if I could take you out for cheddar Bay biscuits cheddar Bay biscuits I'm a Red Lobster connoisseur they took me to Red Lobster a man cheddar Bay biscuits you're the bay most important thing that come they taught me was to use my past chicks of HO past to motivate me so I was trying to run past the house and I'm saying run past them and move past the hose into a good woman like her so how about this if I beat Eddie just give me the digits I'll do the rest say no more I'll see you at the combat Colin but the thing didn't nobody say he had to be my digits I was giving them carmelita as a trainer phenomenal I love her she's just amazing like I just I love my sisters I love my Mellon ated Queens so I can't you ain't gonna get no bad words about her you know I kind of overheard I think I might have rubbed it the wrong way a little bit you know I heard her calling me cocky new nickname alert cocky bout Dora I'm not arrogant guys I don't think I'm better than everyone I just think I'm better than Teddy at most to all things so that's all the was I think I'm very confident after my training and I peeped a little bit of doughboys training he runs like a jolly old cloud a hazy hurricane field cloud I'd be forgetting he's 37 until he starts running whoa Megan what are you doing all that is unnecessary all right y'all ready let's get this done on your mark get set y'all finished both sides we're sir there's like eight nine a star point no forty yards you like 405 you did good I wish you wouldn't put your head down I'm sorry I thought it would barely beat you I know you're not talking Al Roker no let's talk about the important thing those digits now use the digits you don't want to give you her number she told me she knows I'm a superior race a but I'm gonna go to her Auntie house for Taco Tuesday tell you about that do this there's some stuff tennis for this thank you all for tuning in to another episode of Terry versus Doughboy you know I beat a lil homie starts at home girl Carmelita hop in the comments like the video share at us which ones do don't touch me like that you're weird so tune in next time let us know the cops will do next and since he can't catch me I'm gonna do this yo hip shake like mrs. bow Tyler Perry roll playback Sound speed let's go eyes on teller give me that energy swing can we get five minutes the money I'm telling I don't do that you pick it up give it back to me and I'll be there looking a little aggressive I don't like
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Channel: All Def Comedy
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Length: 19min 29sec (1169 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 30 2016
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