Black People Play Dungeons & Dragons 'For the First Time' | All Def Comedy

hey what's up y'all this is Teddy ray I'm on here at 80 DB my boy mu man sling Johnson and we are about to play Dungeons & Dragons for the first time welcome guys to Dungeons & Dragons I'll be your dungeon master or DM my name is Andrew I've been playing for a very long time I'm very experienced what the hell are you talking about qualified you to be the master see this racist is it's not it's racist guys in fact the game actually promotes you know different races different Creed's you guys are working together here's an adventure mu yo you're gonna be a dwarf cleric like a magical [ __ ] you're like a magical [ __ ] yeah so you're kind of like a wizard but yes yeah that's that Kanye is that new client is the easy addition Teddy you're gonna be a halfling rogue now a halfling is kind of like a hobbit think you know the Shire so I got you some some ears hear those ears are these those Danny Glover's is I think any given to me yeah alright slink you're gonna be a human fighter and this is your uh your helmet sir is spa that welcome up judges and Dragons is all about going on an adventure it's called a quest so I'm gonna give you a quick breakdown of the quest and what's goin on all right guys ready alright in the city of Neverwinter a dwarf named gun durin Rock seeker asks you to bring a wagon load of provisions to the rough-and-tumble settlement of Fela dim I'm looking at this dude and he like what are you talking about bro I just feel like I'm in a he-man movie right now so and that he'd pay you 10 gold pieces each for escorting his supplies safely to Barton's provisions I know what he was talking about those are my time travel I got scared so basically you guys all agreed to join this quest to get 10 gold intransitive squares boring you guys want to quickly say what you're gonna do with the 10 gold out of a [ __ ] right here it's worth maybe I'll get some stilts get some stilts so I could walk tall with what's moving in this world like with the product you know sheepskin who you have you know your armor I might shave down the gold and just you know buy get two more these type of chains you know you never know what I'm gonna doing with the go but I need that bread whatever it is man my baby London been all mine so I probably go drop about three points off on her and kids don't bother me for the rest of the year I need that bread so basically you guys are coming down a trail you have thickets on both sides of you flanking you so they're kind of pressing closely to the trail BAM all of a sudden see these two courses that are down with arrow sticking out of them you come up to them you have to stop the cart because you're gonna run into these horses in underneath and they kind of look like they might have belonged to gun during Rock seeker your patron who hired you for the job oh so yeah we lost our bread she's got to make a whole production out of this thing I like cocaine e is a very imaginative then all the sudden you hear rumbling in the brushes and the thickets from the left and to the right and four goblins spring up and attack whoa so how do you know that four goblins hopped up in attack as I do cuz I'm the dungeon master I know what's going on yeah one more time to fry yourself as a master I'm a [ __ ] and put you this wizard hat just call me Andy alright your name is Maddie I'm uh man I'm Andy and now we have to do what's called roll initiative which determines the order of combat so now we're entering into a combat situation where we're gonna be taking turns kind of like you've ever played Final Fantasy move why don't you go ahead and roll the d20 for me plus add your dexterity modifier literally a fairly open school horrible so basically you get attacked and you're gonna say oh my god how fast am i how dexterous am I you know what I mean so you have a minus one cuz you're a dwarf so you're kind of like I'm like Kobe bread right now just not good but I wish out you're like you're kind of like an older colleague I'm very deceptive game 10 as well plus your modifier it's plus three plus three nobody likes math why is it so much numbers it is and then I'll roll for the goblins the goblins also get a turn they've even here man how do I get a turn on a nothing well they have 20/20 ears Teddy got twenty years I don't get a extra roll I see why a lot of black people didn't play does in the Dragons when I was coming up like what so my goblins are gonna pull out their long bows and release some arrows dominoes that's one thing is multiples of five is easy you know what I'm saying I could keep up with it but this yo dexterity is free will show energy your energy is negative one you hit me you hit me now you have to determine the damage amount oh seven plus four with your Warhammer and eleven points of damage you just sling a gobbler talking about them by yourself I got you goblins so you guys have an opportunity here you have a goblin as' really wounded uh-huh instead of just killing this guy you could capture him and maybe he can show you the way can you believe this this fool we spared his whole life you kind of bear hug the GABAA nakiya yeah I will help you guys that you guys are gonna have to do a an intimidation check to seek since you can't speak Goblin maybe you can rough him up well my home is it okay are you are you my only I would make you role but okay that work at one point they're kind of bored and then on the other hand they're very aggressive oh god right oh my god oh shut up so what happened Congrats you guys beat the the goblin ambush she survived you're all took a prisoner named Slurpee um Moo you have you have a healing spell you're mean want to try to heal up your friends here so you gotta kind of to channel the energy you're using your intellect summon it was powerful very powerful that's exact same healing that uh Khloe Kardashian little about what she would visit in the hospitals out having this alone place still alive you guys want to keep marching of course we got to get this all this is sunlight here look I think the a K two ounces are good yeah and Shanti good singer yeah I actually have no idea who is Shanti is but sure fine you got to get a tenner higher to get a Shanti oh you can see the dark Booya Ashanti appears to your right how Andy just gets together just make up rules as they go alright so you guys come up to like a cave entrance and then all the sudden you hear kind of rustling of chains and you hear like dog yelping you got to like growls and snarls all of a sudden three dogs come bolting out I think I'm just gonna start killing these guys off I do seven piercing damage to you with a bite ah bite you for seven he's gonna bite it when I watch sleep getting knocked out it was time for him to go slink has taken a beating this game and unfortunately you are not able to stabilize in this the timer so bull why the brother always got to die it was time for him to go that's what me and Teddy Ray did nothing come on man I'm the warrior dog how you gonna knock me out first you know to help me had to take a phone so he got knocked out and you know he got ate up all right well as you guys enter into what's kind of the main chamber of the cave you uh you see your friend gunned Rijn rock seeker and his human but cousin though bound and gagged and chained to the wall now you look around and all of a sudden this gigantic goblin oeid creature called a bugbear it's kind of like a gigantic goblin pops out brandishing a very very large spiked bat whatever my feet start sweating I know that I'm going through a traumatic time unfortunately Ashanti being in the front is easily cut down into piece let's eat our goblin king Clark jumps out in front of you and swings his massive spiked bat which is so large in fact that he's able to target both of you guys at once oh he does 27 points of melee damage yeah no that's once a melee damage what do you run on times Ling you're dead you're dead sling is Flo of it he just wound up come here and beat two black people it's something that he really could see if you want to play basketball being tell you what Iran is all right so you guys both die and you don't win you don't get any gold and guns and Rock seeker and his friends stay tied up to the wall and they're just gonna be pretty much screwed and Clark's gonna have his way with mother woman so thanks for playing guys you lost hold on hold on right there all right another one of these in an hour downtown so I got a roll but hey thanks for trying guys Mugatu goes to feed his kids yeah that's he got that right thank you leave it like this see you guys the story is that there was this miracle of this candle of his oil this lamp that was supposed to last for only one night but it ended up lasting eight nights of the oil lasted for eight days right it did burn for eight days right can I get a blunt like that

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Id: SnS14PQcXSs

Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 12 2015