- Today, Try Guys are-- - We're jackin' it! - Carving pumpkins! Well, not jacking it, Eugene. We're carving jack o'lanterns. - Yeah, we're jackin' it. - We're jackin' it! (upbeat rock music) (ghostly howl) (bat noises) - I love Halloween, it
puts me in a good mood. Not the shitty ass costumes, but pumpkin-carving is cool. - I kind of like it because it's like the beginning of Christmas. - No, I like it because it's
the antithesis to Christmas. - And we are going to be carving pumpkins of each other's faces. - Oh, wow! - So I'm carving Ned's face. - I'm thrilled today
because someone else gets to make my perfect face and I
get to fuck up Eugene's face. - I have Keith because I
have this long-ass pumpkin, and you got Zach 'cause you
got a short little round one. - Yeah, Zach has an apple-shaped head, and so this pumpkin is the
closest thing to an apple. - We are then gonna throughout the video add impediments because this
isn't hard enough already. - We get 40 minutes to
finish our pumpkins, so not very much time, but
as we go, every five minutes, we're gonna pick from--
(ghostly music) - The Cauldron of Trick or Treats. And we'll have to do whatever it says. (bats flying) - [Voiceover] Three, two, one - Aw, I do love this moment, right? It's like pullin' out brains. - Ohhh, yeah! That is satisfying. - Isn't it? - One of the years that I
first realized I needed to really step up my game for
Halloween as Asian characters was when I went as Rufio from "Hook." I made out with so many
strangers that night, and then drunkenly, I
stood on top of a cop car and started yelling 'kill the lawyer.' And then the cops came,
'cause it was their car, and then once they saw it was me, Rufio, they laughed and high-fived me. Neither of them wanted to kiss me, but I think one of them
might've wanted to. - Yeah, I went as a pumpkin
one time in elementary school. - (laughs) - Feel like a lot of
people can relate to this. - I did dress up as C3PO
for a couple Halloweens, and I have this dope photo where I'm like really feelin' myself, like I'm feelin' myself hard. - I don't have any
photos of me as a child. (people off-camera laugh) - Yeah, Keith has no photos. - I dressed up as Pac-Man, but not the actual character Pac-Man. I dressed as the entire arcade cabinet. - [Zach] (laughs) - And then I was a Blue Ranger once. - Everyone was a Power Ranger. You were Blue Ranger? - I was Blue Ranger, of course I was. - I was Red Ranger. - Dude, you're not Red Ranger. - Okay, first of all-- - You're not the Red Ranger. (person off-camera laughs) - Fuck you.
- Fuckin' obviously - I didn't wanna be-- - You're Blue, maybe. - You didn't let me finish! I was Red Ranger, and
then I was Black Ranger, because his name was Zack. I was happy to see myself represented. - Yeah, by a black actor. - So I went from single
costumes to couple costumes, now I have to think of family costumes. - Ooh, dress him up as Chucky doll, and then you can be the victim and Ariel can be the bride of Chucky. - Can I look at a picture? - Wait, what? We can't look at a picture? We don't even get a stencil? - Shit, I don't know what Ned looks like. - I don't... - Zach kinda has a, you
know, glasses (laughs) - I'm just gonna do a cartoon-y version. The most important thing about
Keith is that big ol' mouth. - You know how I'm gonna make it Ned? One of his eyebrows will be higher, like he's being inquisitive. - 'Kay, the idea I have now is
to kinda move his face down, and now I'm gonna just
do a lot of little hair. - Mhmm. There's Ned! He's got one eyebrow
up, thinking like 'yeah? 'Yeah?' (laughs) - Uh-oh. Pull from the Cauldron of Trick or Treats! (singsong) I got a pumpkin spice latte! This is my first pumpkin spice latte of the season, you guys. I love pumpkin spice lattes. (sniffing) Smells like fall. - Mine says shots. - [Person Off-Camera] Shots! - Really? I get a shot of liquor? - [Ned & Eugene] We
both got what we wanted! - [Ned] Jack Blast? - Jack o'Blast? - Is it rum? - Cheers. - Cheers! - To our appropriate drinks
for our personalities. - Yes! - (grunts) - My treat or trick is (singsong) candy! - Aw, that's awesome!
- Do I have to eat it? Oh, sick! - Dude, that's sick, way to go, dude. - Look how spooky these Reese's are. - Oh, sick, I get a knife? - Aw, man. - (laughs) Aw, sick! - Aw, you get a real knife? - I get a fuckin' knife? - Oh, man.
- Hell, yeah. - All right so this is
my drawing of Keith. That's my, like, animated Halloween Keith. (off-camera laughter)
It's pretty good right? But I gave him, like, fire hair. - Okay, this is my design for Zach. I made the glasses bigger
than my original tracing line, so these are big ol' glasses. And, a line of hilarious hair for his very successful
hair reconstruction surgery. - Okay, I'm still working on my design, but, this is the Eugene-to-be. (laughs) I have a vision, just bear with me, it's gonna be a thing, all right? - I'm carving out Ned's beautiful nose. Yeah! Right, though? (singsong) That's a nose! - You guys, I love pumpkin spice lattes, it makes me feel like
a fancy, basic bitch. Look at this sweater. Doesn't this sqweater-- - (laughs) sqweater? - Sqweater? Sweater? - Wait, I'm the one who has a shot. - Doesn't this sqweater? - I love a good sqweater. - I got an eyeball, it's
tiny, and has a little slit coming out of it, and
it's kinda horrifying. (horror movie music) Favorite Halloween movie, go Keith! - Oh, you know what really
scared the shit out of me as a spooky movie, not a Halloween movie? "The Visit." Crazy old people, way scarier
than other old people. - You might not know this about me, but I adore horror movies. I could probably watch "Scream"
forever and ever and ever. It's just the most
perfect, most fun movie, it's like a meta-horror movie that itself is a perfect horror movie. - I love most, all horror
movies, love the genre. But if it's a Halloween movie, "Hocus Pocus" is my all-time favorite, I can watch "Hocus Pocus"
any time of the year. I have half the movie memorized. - Well, it's not Halloween, but I think "The Shining"
is very well done. I tolerate horror movies, so
I'll watch one horror movie once a year, and Ariel gets to
pick it and I have to just-- - Ooh, what is it this year? - She hasn't decided yet.
- Oh. - But it's gonna be something real scary. - Aw! - Uh-oh! - I'm just getting into it. - Trick or tweat. - Mom! - Shots! - Wolf glove? Wolf glove? (off-camera laughter) Wolf glove? - [Off-Camera] You have to wear this. - [Ned & Eugene] Oh, no! - [Eugene] But I'm the serious
one, I wanna make it nice. - We'll do this shot with a little bit of pumpkin spice on top. Ooh! Wow! Did I just create something new here? Try this at home, if you're over 21. - So un-curdled. - It is un-curdled,
thank you for noticing. - Shot. This is Captain Morgan's Jack o'Blast! Wow, right now I'm just
getting the endorsement slot. - (laughs) - Get your Reese's and follow it up with a Jack Morgan's Jack o'Blast! Rumpelstilts-pump-kin! - Well, while you enjoy that,
I'm going to be enjoying a sheet ghost. What does that mean? - Oh, no, are you gonna be
a sheet ghost or something? - Do I-- am I gone? (laughter) - (grunts) - (cries out) - Sorry, Zach. It had to be done. - But, Keith, I thought we were-- - (grunts) - gourd buddies... - What have I done? Oh, if only Zach could
come back as a ghost. - (howling ghostly) Keith! - (howling ghostly) - I live again! - You ever been to a
pharmacy during Halloween? They got those things
that make that noise. - These are inferior tools
for true pumpkin-carving, all I can do is punch holes in things with these little saws, I need like spoons, and knives, and
forks, and all that jazz. - Anything sharp. - Eugene, have you ever
heard the expression, 'a poor craftsman blames his tools?' - Yes, have you heard the expression 'I'll stab you in the eye
with this pumpkin knife?' - No, I don't think that's a-- Nah, I think that's just sorta
something that you just said. - I can only really see out
of one eye at a time here. - At least you can take
that sheet home later, 'cause you're Jewish and
you can use it for sex. - That's not my kinda Jewish. - Woo! - There's a type of people, they only have sex through a sheet, they cut a hole in the sheet. Yeah, that's a thing,
it's a thing people do, I think that's crazy. Every religion's got their crazies. - Some people fuck through sheets. - I'm starting with the hair
cause that's the best part. Honestly, if I do nothing but the hair, I think I'll consider
this a victory (laughs) - Wait, no, I'm just in
the middle of carving. - Yeah, he's in the
zone, no time for jokes. - Every time we do these
challenges, they're timed, and then every time we do it,
all my shit doesn't look good, 'cause we have to make jokes and I can't concentrate
on making a nice project! It's gotta be funny, I know. - Yeah, but nobody cares about
whether it's good or not. - (gravelly voice) I know, I care! - I care! Ned! - Okay, okay. - The other two are way
more childish than we are. - That's true, we're like-- - Let's cut to them
being probably childish. - Keith, I have a joke for you. - What is it? - What did the ghost
say after his audition? - I don't know. - I hope I boo-k it. - (laughs) That's pretty good. - Where did the ghost learn how to scare? - I don't know. - (laughs) He read it in a boo-k. (laughter) - Oh, that means it's 15 minutes in. Knife! Aha! - Fuck! - Yes! - Candy. - Ooh, sorry you have to eat candy. - Candy. I needed a knife. All I want is a knife. - You gotta eat the candy
too, it's your prize. - I don't eat candy. - Trick or Treat. Mine is spoon! Oh, no. - Keith, I do believe that means you are trading your knife for a spoon. - (laughing) How am I gonna do this? - I don't know. - All right, I'll try. I'll try anything once. Can I have a hammer? Oh, I'm doing it. - PSL! Give me those pumpkin suckin' lips! - Aw, you got pumpkin spice. I'm very surprised that the spoon works. - Oh, God. - [Person Off-Camera] Oh, my God. (laughter) - You look like a nightmare - (laughs) Yeah, I'm
supposed to be spooky! - You look like a ghost
that's been vomiting - Ooh! (laughter) - (singsong) Here's your progress! I got eyes, and I'm
working on these glasses. - I don't have the right tools. - What are you doing? - I'm trying to shave layers. - Wish you had a knife, huh? - (laughs) Fuck you, Ned! - I will say, this is probably too big of a smile for Eugene. But, you know, what can you do? - (gravelly voice) This is so
hard to fucking carve with. I hate this! - I'm getting some good definition in these eyeglasses, dude. - (annoyed noise) (stabbing sounds) - Are you gonna try to plug hair into it? - Hell, yeah I am, dude. - It's not gonna work. - Eugene, I am so sorry (sighs) - The hardest part about
the spoon is you can't do straight lines, you gotta
keep flipping the spoon. But I'm doing it! Spoonin' spoonin'. - Or maybe if I do this upside down... - Okay, time for another
Trick or Treat bat. Shot! Oh, boy. (laughter) - Face stencil. Oh! Wow, I can look at
what Zach looks like. - Face stencil. Now you give it to me? Are you kidding me? - Dude, that's awesome. How lucky - Oh, I should've only
done one of his eyes. What do you think? It's pretty close. - PSL. - [Person Off-Camera] Pumpkin Spice Latte! - [Ned] Yay! (applause) - I thought it said DSL for
a second, I got excited. - What does DSL stand for? - Dick-Sucking Lips. - What? - You knew that. - No! - Wait, you never knew what DSL stood for? When someone goes, 'Oh,
she or he got some DSLs.' - The high-speed connection! - All right, cheers,
getting Jack o'Blasted! - [Zach] (laughs) (intense rock music) - Woo! (shuddering) - How do you even know that they're better (whispering) for sucking dick? (laughter) - 'Cause there's more, like, real estate. - They're, like, bigger? - Yeah, 'cause they're bigger. - (mumbling) So bigger lips
are better for sucking dick? - They're usually better for most stuff. - So does Keith have a
high-speed connection? - Keith has big ol'
high-speed connections. - I wanna do teeth. - Yee, it's me, Ned, see? I'm a pumpkin now, see? (laughs) - All right, Eugene. I'll give you the knife if you drink the pumpkin spice latte
and tell me how good it is. - It's so sweet. - It's grown on me (laughs) - Thank you for the knife. - Okay, I've seen this
thing on some pumpkins. This is like advanced
pumpkin-ing where they carve it, but they don't carve it all the way. That'd be a cool hair
texture with my knife. - What happened to the
other tools left over? Can I use the big knife? Yeah, get his mouth together, okay. - Trick or Treat time!
(ghostly music) You know, Eugene, you've had bad luck with the Trick or Treats, so why don't, this time, you go first? I'll draw for you. Eugene gets... paint! - Ooh! - And Ned gets... another knife! - Paint? Oh, no way, dude! Everything's comin' up Kornbuddy! Wait, the one color I need is black for his hair and you don't have black? - Spoon! (groaning) Oh, no! No, I just started using the other knife! No! Oh, my God. I'm sweating
over here with this spoon. - I hate that I've just been, like, jerking off this pumpkin all day. - 10 minutes left, I'm gonna need all 10. - Eugene, did I ever
tell you about the time that I drank a Gruyère-filled pumpkin? - No (laughs) - Come on, spoon! You got this, spoon! - (burps) - Whoah, wow, you weren't even drinking. - It's the pumpkin
- Oh - I haven't had coffee
in about three years. - This was in Chicago. This was, like, mere
weeks before I met Ariel. Thank goodness, stabilizing influence. One of my friends had
me over to his house, and he made this, like, a whole
pumpkin that was carved out, then all the pumpkin
bits were put back in, they put a bunch of
Gruyère cheese and bread. It's like, really savory, really rich. Then, I got a little too inebriated. (upbeat electronic music) I vomited Gruyère and
pumpkin all over the house. Anyways, and then I met Ariel! - So, Halloween is special to you. - Yeah. - I'm gonna give him a little Candid
Competition-inspired makeup. This paint really sucks. - Ahh! - This is the worst paint
in the history of paint. How is this so bad, how could
the paint possibly be so bad? - Trick or Treat time! (ghostly music) A ghost? What's a ghost? (bats flying) (laughter) - Wow. - (howling ghostly) - Can you see? - Final Trick or Treat. Werewolf gloves? No. Guys. This is really limiting my mobility. - You can do just as good a job. Try using a spoon, I'm just
fingering Ned's mouth now. - Shot! Cheers, ghost. - (laughs) Aw, man. - Oh, Jesus Christ, Ned. - (groaning) Oh, no. It looks like a poopy brown turd. - It looks like you
diarrhea'd outta your mouth. - A shot! (off-screen laughter) (mumbling) Huh, what if we do another of these little half-shots? A little halfsie. (exhales) Jack o'Blasted! I'm getting Jack o'Blasted. - Maybe I can slurp it
through the eye hole. Do I got the DSL now? (laughter) - Definitely more than before. - Okay, what if, hear me out, if I just tape this. Fuckin' done. - It's ruining it, I don't
have the right tools, so it's just getting ruined. - No, can't see, can't see anything. Also, daddy doesn't
drink that much recently. - I had a plan, but this werewolf glove is really fuckin' me up. Okay! Gloves are comin' off! - I'm mostly just cleaning
it up at this point. - Oh, I haven't used any of my time. - 40 seconds, Jesus, God the
time is crazy in this universe. - Okay, I lost the eye,
so I'm replacing the eye. - Hold on, gotta get his hair done. (blowing sounds) - Ahh! (laughs) Ned! Ned's partyin'! He's like, 'Hey, Wes.' - Not sure if I made
Eugene or Mad-Eye Moody. - Oh, that's Eugene, I can read it! - Oh, Eugene's smokin' - Hey, all right - That looks good! That looks cute! - Need more levels, but, it's okay. - We got Zach's little
hair restoration surgery - (laughs) - We got big ol' glasses - That's funny. - It's now time to deliver
our creations to each other, for judgement and retribution. - It's the reveal! - Stay tuned. (bats flying) - How did it go? - How'd it go? Zach, I did you. - Oh, wow. - And I think you'll find it Ned-mazing. - I did you. - (gasps) - And I think you'll find it
quite precise and perfect. - Ooh, wow. - And Keith, I did you. And I think you'll find
you're no country bumpkin, hot plumpkin. - (snaps)
- Nice. - Why'd you add in plumpkin? - Plump, like your lips. - Oh, my lips. Oh, okay, okay. Otherwise-- - I taught Ned what DSL stands for - Oh, yeah - Apparently, it's not just
a high-speed connection, it's (emphasizing) a
high-speed connection. (everyone speaking at the same time) - Shut your mouth! - Go ahead. - We finished everyone
saying 'And I did you,' except for me. - Well, say it. - Whoever could you have done? - And Eugene, I did you. (romantic music) And I think you'll find
it plump-fic-- perfect. - [Person Off-Camera]
Three, two, one, boo. (exclaiming) - It's Ned. - [Eugene] That's not bad. You kinda brought the general, it's kinda like a Doug Funnie nose. - All the other imperfections are because I had to start using a spoon. - Yours looks a lot like if
Ned were a scarecrow man. - It's if Ned was just a jack o'lantern, it's pretty much just a
normal jack o'lantern, but, I tried to make it Ned. - Side-by-side. - Wait, no, dude. - [Keith] Open your
mouth, open on this side, do it like this,'Eh?' - Eh? (exclaiming) - Yeah, pretty good! - [Ned] (gobbling) - [Keith] So excited for me. - This is my presentation
of pumpkin Keith. - [Person Off-Camera] Three, two one, boo! - [All] Whoah! - Wow! Oh, my God, it's horrifying!
(laughter) But it looks like me! How'd you do that? - [Eugene] I think I captured
your manic, big mouth energy. - I like that you made my
lips curl up on the sides, like the Joker, or the Grinch. - Now angry eyebrows. - I'm trying to make my-- - Less tongue. Yeah. - Wow, that's really good, Eugene. - Thanks! - Eugene, I wanted to
make you something spooky and horrifying for your favorite holiday. - [Person Off-Camera]
Three, two, one, boo. - Yeah, so my eyeball caved
in, so I decided to compensate with your iconic green eyes
that everyone knows and loves. - Oh, yes, my beautiful green eyes. - Zach, I love it. I think this is the best
thing that you've ever done. - [Zach] And can you
stick your tongue out? And maybe, can you make
one of your eyes green? - [Keith] And huge. - We'll do that in post. (magical sound) - I like all the stuff you put on that wasn't actually part of the pumpkin. - Ned's drawing of Zach. - [Person Off-Camera]
And three, two, one, boo. - [All] Hey! - There he is! - Wow! I love it! - I see that Ned also went the 'just make it a pumpkin' road. - [Zach] But with glasses! - With glasses, and! - A lot of hair - Successful hair reconstruction surgery. Signature glasses style. - What? - Okay. - We have a surprise? - Close your eyes, everyone. - [All] ♪ Halloween, Halloween, ♪ ♪ Come on Halloween, Halloween time ♪ Whoah! - [Zach] Shut the fuck up! Wow! - Wow, holy shit! - [Zach] Holy shit! - Are you seeing this? Ah! Holy fuck! Oh, my God! - [All] Nick Martinez! - Oh, my goodness! - Wow! Holy shit! - Wow, we really didn't do a good job. Wow, we did really bad, I didn't even think of this approach. Pumpkin-carving is about
what you bring to it, it's a fun family activity, it gets the kids to
have basic knife skills, it's something you can display
on your porch, it can rot, it's sort of a pleasant thing
that brings about the spirit of Halloween, and if you aren't good, then you can have someone
else do it for you, but it's not about how
good they look, it's about the care and how much fun
you have while making it. - It's not about the
destination, it's about all the humans you sacrificed
to Satan along the way. - Wait a second-- - Hail Satan. (upbeat rock music) - Ah! TryGuys.com, where everybody shops. Let's get lit!
