The Try Guys Try Cringey Couples Halloween Costumes

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- I'm actually due very soon, we're expecting. - Aaaah! - Halloween! - The time for wizards and witches to get it on! - Today, the Try Guys are trying on some of the most cringey Halloween costumes for couples ever invented. - This is the greatest day of my life. - Every year, you see people wearing things that you're just like, "What are ya thinking?" - Because the industry's tryna push couples costumes on everybody. - Do I know any cringey couples? "My wife." - [Ned] Why did you sound like Professor Snape? (laughter) (upbeat rock music) - [Eugene] So let's fuckin' strip. - Oh, okay. Yeah. (clap) - Yeah! - Now I'm ready for a party - Oh, this is cute, it's puzzle pieces. - Oh we're a puzzle, aww! - It's 'cause we fit together, in a non-sexual way. - So you fuck me here and I fuck you in the side. - You're like my missing piece. - Oh it's reviving, mmm. - Oh you're the piece made for me. - We fit together. - These two pieces don't match. For it to truly be a two piece puzzle, I shouldn't have any extra dongles, it should be one hole and one penis part. - Is this what being in a couple's like? - Yeah. Welcome, Zach! - Alright, I'm gonna walk by like a pretty lady. - Yeah. - Alright. - Excuse me sir, could you point the right way to the toy store? - (makes vibrating sound) - I cannot think of a lazier costume. - Bad puzzle. - [Eugene] Bad puzzle. - Bad costume. - You run to the store and you're like "We need something quick! But we have to do it-- - [Ned And Zach] Together. - Not sexy. - No, it's-- - It doesn't make me wanna fuck. - Mm-mm and it's not an accurate puzzle. - At the end of the day, the only missing piece in this costume is creativity. - Wow. - Hey, is this like a unicorn costume? - No no no no, it's my two dicks. - Oh nice, I'm the socket. - See Eugene, this is already looking better for you. - Is it upside? - Get out from under there! - Are you supposed to be-- - You know it also comes like a sperm, right? - A little tail? - Yeah. - Wait is it actually? - It has the slots! - Aaah! - I am a consenting adult, yes, thank you. - Cool. (laughter) - Yeah, woo. - [Zach] Oh. - Get in there - Ew, I hate it. This is my first time being penetrated. - I am not the biggest Halloween fan. It always creeps up on me and I forget to do a costume. I love, yes, this is funny. - Which member of the couple suggests this to the other? - Oh certainly the man, this is the most male costume there is. - There's nothing up here, what if I wanna get like, titty plugged? - You could hook up with that socket down there too, I'd be real jealous. - Hey, girl. - Keith, I'm right here. - Oh, shit, baby I'm so sorry. - You just really feeling the electricity between us. You're really lightin' up now. Plug it in and turn me on, oh. - Next up is the hot dog and buns, or should I say the wiener in the butt. We get it, he's a dick and I'm a butt. - Where would you put the relish? Is my face the relish? No, it doesn't work. - Do I look like a hot dog or do I look like an animal vagina? It's such a wien vagina. (laughter) Look, I'm Zach. (laughter) I have to put my head in his bun flap? - [Keith] Yeah. - Ahhhh! - Oh yeah, cover me with that bun, I'll just, yeah. - This is totally an outfit Lady Gaga would wear. - Hi Cheryl. - Hi. - Thanks for having us, it's a couple's costume. - It's a couple's costume, do you get it? - We're a hot dog! - Yeah. - This is like Applause-era Gaga. I live for the applause-plause, live for the applause-plause. - Was this your daughter, oh she's so cute. - How does this look now? - [Keith] Very good, actually. - I've done three Gaga outfits with one bun costume. - Please no photos, thank you. - Girl, a star is born. - Hey, just wanna get another good look atcha. (laughter) - So nice to see you again. - Bye! - See you next Halloween. - Yes. - [Keith] Deer in headlights. - Dear! - It's very unflattering, there's no form to to this. There's no ass in this asphalt. Ned, would you be a dear and just fix my back. - This is slightly more clever, the costumes so far have been insertion jokes. - I could still fuck you if you want - Do you think they turn on? - Wooo! - Now we're ready to party! Oh god my boob! - I can't see you - I know, I don't want you to see my real face - Hey! - Oh no! - This is just basically an extending motor boating joke, right? Like he is blinded by my, yeah, well, he cut right to it. - I'm going stag! - Your horns are hooking me in the face over here. - Are you saying that I'm horny? You wanna buck? - I wanna tap that asphalt - Your penis is on my butt. - Ooo, I better stay in my own lane. - I think this is actually the most sexual costume. - Of all the things though, I do think someone is most likely to have sex in this head and nothing else. - Beep beep beep. - Ow fuck! (laughter) I dropped my glasses they're somewhere on the floor. - The bun maker, the costume. - Do people not know what a baker is? - Why I'm not a baker Kieth, I'm the bun maker. Yes, yes Eugene work. You are ratatouilling all over this. - I feel like we just stole this from a Swedish chef costume. [Ned And Eugene] Derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby, derby. - So, I'm guessing that this costume is like "we're pregnant", you're the pregnant lady, and I'm the guy that came inside of you. - Would you have sex in this? No, because we already did. - Oh can I turn your knobs. - Ooh, I'm turning my knobs, ooh. - If you were actually pregnant, this completely does not make use of the belly. It like totally hides it. - I resent the message of this costume. I am not the bun maker, the lady holding the bun is the bun maker. - Thank you. - She's been slaving over these buns-- - Thank you - For nine months, and you're gonna call me the bun maker? - I did not drop out of highschool for him to be the bun maker. - You're pregnant, we get it. - I'm actually due very soon, we're expecting. - Ahhh! - Oh, I can feel him scream. - Ahh. - Don't ruin my Halloween with this shit. - Oh I feel him kick! Oh he's kicking. - Its pretty ironic that we're putting on so much clothing. - Yeah. - We managed to make nudity extremely unsexy. - What are you talking about? These nipples are hot. - This is the least sexy way to be nude. - Ah, these nipples are horrifying. Who's nipples are solid black? - Yeah are those nipples bullseye on your nipples? - No they're way above my nipples. - I think Adam and Eve could be done really well, but you have to just be naked. - Mine, the apples mine! - I gave you my fucking rib! - The story is that I am only here to complete you, which okay, surprise, surprise, and then all the bad shit's blamed on me. - Have you been fucking with that snake? - Yeah I have! - I'm gonna put this apple on my crotch. - Well now I want a bite. - Bite that apple. - Adam didn't really have a lot of choices, did he? - I don't know if you have ever read the story of Adam and Eve, but we are going to reenact it for you now. - Oh, look Eve! There's the tree that God said "Hey don't touch that one". - Well, I won't touch it, but I may go get a closer look! - Okay, have at it. - You know how God told you you can have anything except for this? - Oh that? - How about you have some of this instead? Don't listen to God. (angelic music) - Why, why guys? Why are you making- - I'm being a snake. - No you're- - Have you ever seen a snake before? - I've never eaten an apple before, I don't know how to do it. - Oh god. - Adam I found this apple and I thought it'd be fun if I mama birded it into your mouth. - I'm not into it anymore. - God made me without arms. (laughter) - This is quite the tight red dress. Ooh. - This is, oh yeah. - Oh we get capes? - Mhm. - We're definitely little devils. - No we're little red riding hood. - No little devils! You can sexualize devils all you want. - Ohhhh - Ohhhhh. - NO!NO! Thay did not do that! - Its the handmaids tale. - I don't watch this show, but Becky loves it. She loves it, but then she's also really sad after she watches it. - Sold by yandy.com as a sexy handmaid's tail outfit. They got so much backlash that they took this offline, however we were able to lovingly recreate it. - So this is handmaid? This is handmaid tail? (laughter) - This is bad. This is bad. - To yandy.com's credit, they did take this costume down in 24 hours. Against their credit, they made it in the first place. - Yeah. - The Handmaid's tail is about a dystopian future, where women are subjugated to sex slavery. - So we're not little devils? - No. - God the handmaids tail is so depressing. - We are ofKeith, and ofEugene. - OfKeith? - You're ofBecky. - I'm ofBecky, because I belong to Becky. I don't know, how do you make jokes about this, if it's apparently horrifying? - Hey ladies, do you feel repressed by a male society? But also want to look fucking hot? - Do you want to be topically relevant with funny tv humor, and also show off a lot of leg? - Do you watch Hulu's award winning show handmaids tail, and totally miss the point? Well then do I have a costume for you? - You know what? Honestly, its really the bonnet. - This is okay. This is not. - Take the bonnet off. - Yeah, once I take the bonnet off you can just be a sexy devil. - Sexy little red riding hood. - Sexy devil! - Little red riding hood. - Little devil girl! - Why do I suddenly have the urge to play strip scrabble? - I had a lot more fun being a pair of buns for a hotdog. (laughter) - This isn't as much fun. I don't know how to make jokes in this arena. I need to make jokes about this! - Blessings to you sister. - Blessings to you sister. - We'd make jokes that we were buns in the oven, there was Adam and Eve with their horrible nipples. - Do I look kind of cute though? Like if you just take the context away. - Do you want a fun pun that you can end with? - Yeah I want a fun pun to end the video with. - We had to make these costumes ourselves. - (crying) Oh yeah, well I guess this was a handmaid tail. - [Eugene] (slow clapping while laughing) - I think we've learned something today Zach. - All this time we thought that only couples could be cringey, but really, anyone can be cringey. - Halloween. Best holiday of the year. So why throw away with these shitty costumes? - Think about like, would the try guys wear this in one of their videos? But maybe you shouldn't. - Be creative, don't suck. - Don't suck. (upbeat rock music)
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Channel: The Try Guys
Views: 10,083,693
Rating: 4.9484358 out of 5
Keywords: try guys, keith, ned, zach, eugene, habersberger, fulmer, kornfeld, yang, buzzfeedvideo, buzzfeed, ariel, ned & ariel, comedy, education, funny, try, learn, fail, experiment, test, tryceratops, halloween, cringey, couples costume, puzzle, sexy, together, plug, socket, electricity, hot dog, bun, flap, lady gaga, applause, deer, headlights, party, bun maker, baker, oven, ratatouille, Swedish chef, pregnant, knobs, adam, eve, apple, rib, snake, reenactment, handmaid's tale, dystopia, bonnet, devil, welder, bee keeper, pixar lamp
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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 10 2018
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