- Isn't it weird, like, it's not upsetting to see my nipples until I'm wearing a dress. Then, ooh!
(frightening music) - [In Unison] Halloween! - [Keith And Eugene] Today we're trying on sexy video game Halloween costumes! - [Ned] We're getting slutty. - [Zach] Just because Halloween this year isn't the way that we all imagined, doesn't mean you can't
get a fun video of us trying on stupid costumes.
- Exactly. We're going to come up with
our own traditions this year. - [Keith] Whoa! Whoa! - [In Unison] We're going to level up. Our sex.
- (beep) Sex. - Appeal.
- Appeal. (The Try Guys Theme) - [Keith] We're starting
with Mario characters. I will be Princess Peach. - [Eugene] And I will be Yoshi. (both make Yoshi noises) - Look, I know these videos normally are about
criticizing the outfits, but don't you think this looks cute? - If I had a nickel for all my friends who put on a mustache
and a red and green hat and nothing else, I would have probably about
(computing noises) 37.5 nickels. - Honestly, suspenders, underrated, sexy. You could just grab somebody like this, right?
(Ned makes Mario sounds) - It's a common costume, two sorority girls dress
as Mario and Luigi, they're barely wearing anything. The funny sorority girls
go as Waluigi and Wario. (Both make Waluigi and Wario sounds) - Not much space for my (beep) to go. - Is there ever? - Does it make my booty look good? (whiplash noise) - You know who kind of looks like Waluigi? - Hmm?
- Miles. - [Miles] It's gamer time! As the resident gamer of 2nd Try, I'm here to sort of shed some light, and I have some sort of gamer facts. - The back says Superb Marcelo. - All right turn around, turn
around, what does it say? Superb Marcelo! My favorite!
(laughter) - [Miles] In Japanese, Princess Peach's name is just Peach
instead of Princess Peach, which makes sense because Zach, your ass looks incredible. Like a peach!
- I got it. - We gotta tape it man.
- Whoa, Keith you're so broad. - This next one Keith's gonna love. In Japanese, the name
has always just been, Peach!
- Oh my God. Oh my gosh! - Let me just slide this on. Play your cards right I might let ya take it off in front of all
your friends and family. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I kind of mean to offend, it is the craziest tradition we have. - For some reason they've
decided it needs to be short. (knife unsheathing noise)
(tense music) - Get away from me!
- No, you're fine. - Get away from me!
- I'm gonna cut the shorts. - Mario does not have scissors! - Okay, Keith, do you trust me? - Yes, oh my tail.
- Uh, gonna cut. There we go. - Ah, I'm free at last. - Dude, you look good. - You look good.
- I feel good. - I will say this is very
much like it could either be for a 22 year old or a four year old. - Yours is actually very adorable. - I don't feel that slutty. - I think if you take the skirt off, it would be much sluttier. - Yeah, I think the skirt should come off. - Whoa, whoa, too much.
- You know now... - Too much dong. - What are the turtles called? - Koopas. Koopa Troopas!
(all exclaim) - I'll put a Koopa in your poopa. - Oh my goodness. - (vocalizing) I want
to go down your pipe. - Oh, that was good. - What if you did a
twirl, that might help. You're a princess. (sparkling noises)
(laughter) - Do you think in this reality, Princess Peach, her little mushroom is just all the little (beep) boys? Mario's like her sugar daddy. - Mario, where are you? Does this look like a really drunk Peach? Like, and she's like waiting for Mario. She's like, she's like:
Mario, I'm in another castle. - Wait, here. I'm gonna break your block. (Mario sound effects) - And then coins shoot out of his ass. - I don't know if I can
picture a girl in this outfit who's not crying drunk.
They're on the phone like: No I don't know, I don't
know, Josh is being a dick! - Most (beep)able Mario characters. One, Birdo. Have you
- Luigi. seen that girl suck? My god. - Mmhm, yeah, I get it now. - To be honest, when I was with Josh, he always gave me dry bones. - Number two, Yoshi. That tongue? (whoops) - Yoshi's known for
sticking his tongue out and sucking in fruit. He's
a fruity mother (beep)er. - Hi.
- Saddle up. (Mario noises)
(drum roll) (popping noise)
- Whoa! Whoa! - [Ned] Up next, The Legend of Zelda, my favorite franchise, I
played it a lot as a kid. - I just learned that
the Spanish word sombrero is just hat. Not specifically that hat.
Just the word for hat. - This is the stupidest
hat I've ever seen. No, in what world are you
gonna get sexy tonight, and wear this floppy sleeping cap? - [Miles] Gamer Fact! Zelda was actually named
after Zelda Fitzgerald. - No way.
- Yeah bitch. - Ella Fitzgerald, you
mean Ella Fitzgerald? Who's Zelda Fitzgerald?
- Zelda Fitzgerald! Zelda, the princess, is named after-- - F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife. - Really took away my thunder there. (laughs) - Link of course, a swordsman fighting against the darkness, one part of the Triforce. Known for smoking pot and fighting. - He's not known for smoking pot! - Breaking pots. - This though, this tells you
where you store the goods. - [Zach] You can store
so many condoms in there. - I got the jewels right here, baby. - Hiya! Hye!
- Hye! - Hey, do you want to
see my Majora's mask? - Girl, when we (beep),
I turn into a wolf. (Keith making Link noises) - Oh, hey, you're Link.
You're the Link to my ass. - Oh (beep). (Keith vocalizing) - (Eugene, singing) I'm just a Link girl, looking for a Zelda. Just want a pony to ride. Ocarina of time. (Keith sings Zelda theme) - [Keith] Holy, what is this? - [Rachel] It's Mortal Kombat. - No, this is Call of Duty.
- [Eugene] It's Call of Duty. - More like Call of Booty. You know what comes out of
booties. Duties. (fart noise) - Oh, how do I put this on? This is not very much coverage at all. - Gamer facts! Call of Duty is an advertisement for war. - That's true.
- Yeah. That's right Eugene, Call of Duty, the franchise
has been out since 2003, if my Google search was correct, is a game that takes
money from the government to advertise war. - Are you (beep) serious?
- Absolutely. - Really?
- Absolutely it does. - I think this actually is pretty hot. You look great. You look like you're about to skydive, in the hottest way imaginable. - This is like straight into booty. - This is such a suit. - Oh, spank that.
- Ow. (beep) Ow. Ow. - Like you could be Rihanna
and you could be singin'. - Oh my God. That's the nicest thing you've ever said. - Soldier drop down and give me 20. - Okay. Uh. Should I try and like,
twerk up on the wall? Let's do it. - Yeah. You're supposed to go, Shouldn't your butt be out?
- Oh yeah! - Aren't you showing your dick to us? - Mm, that's what they
call deep trench warfare. (Keith moans) - All right soldiers, we're
gonna drop in at 0600 hours. And we're gonna, uh, have
our butt attack the enemy. - About to go to sexy war. The battle of the bulge. - Drop down and give me 10, private. - Okay.
- Okay. (laughs) (Keith grunts)
- Lower. - I'm answering the call.
- Call of what? - Of duty. (farts)
(laughs) - I mean, I mean, I mean.
(Eugene laughs) I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. (Eugene laughs) - You squat, you need to poop. - More like Call of Duty whore zone. - I want you guys to be careful, okay. This is the future that liberals want. - You heard of D Day?
What about double D Day? I hope you come on to my beach. - This is Joe Biden's America right here where we can't even afford
full outfits for our military. Is that what you want? - Ooh. I got an involuntary
discharge. (farts) - Mortal Kombat! - I thought you were gonna
do this: Mortal Kombat. - No, that's not it, I'm
pretty sure it's like Mortal Kombat! - Now we're gonna be
Mortal Kombat characters. I'm gonna be Kitana. - And I'ma be her evil sister Mileena. I don't know if they're actually sisters. - Well, I'll tell you! Gamer fact! They're not sisters. One
of them's an evil clone. - That's me!
- Wow. - This one looks hot.
- This one looks hot. - I'm just gonna say, like I'm on board. - Yep, already into it. - This is one that I'm down to sexualize. - This is the right time
to dress as this character. - Yeah. All the Moral Kombat characters, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jade,
Mileena, Kitana, Reptile, they all got masks. - This is for (beep)ing. These costumes aren't for Halloween. This isn't for Trick-or-Treat,
this is for like, hey baby, get over here. - You know what's really fun
about wearing this though, is that if you're having sex,
you get to scream, finish me! - [Rachel] Because they finish each other? - Oh Rachel. - This is great though. It does disguise my enormous wiener. Uh oh. (laughs) - I feel like my thighs do not
fill this out appropriately. It's kinda falling off of me. - Everyone will comment
super hot, even Goro. (whistling)
I'd gore Goro. - Yeah so Mileena is not only
a clone, but also a cannibal. - [Ned] I'm a clone and a cannibal? Is my fatality just eating Zach out? - Oh, I'm a cannibal all right. Oh yeah I eat people. - Definitely a meat eater.
You know what I'm saying? - One thing you missed in the nineties was the Moral Kombat
theme song from the film, which was this like crazy techno EDM-- (both vocalize)
- Mortal Kombat! - Hey girl, you wanna button mash? - And now the sexy version. (slower vocalizing)
- Liu Kang. Johnny Cage, Sonya. - I do love Mortal Cumbat.
- Ooh nice. - I do wish I had larger breasts cause that's like part of the game is that they had heaving bosoms. - How come the guy fighters
don't have giant bulges? Give us the digi-dick. - Toonami code more like poon-nami code. - This is the typical way
of children in old movies would stuff their little titties. There we go. (upbeat music plays)
(all laugh) - [Zach] Ready, fight! - Roundhouse kick!
- Super effective! (laughs) (punching sound effect)
- Whoa! Ooh hit me again daddy!
(laughs) - Time for our final
sexy costume. Pokemon! - Oh my God.
- Yay Pokemon! - Am I Ash Catch-them-all? - Great game, good
introductory RPG for kids. - [Zach] Oh shit, am I
little (beep)able Eevee? - Oh shit. I'm going to train that booty. - It's gamer time! Gotta catch 'em all when I'm not talking venereal diseases. - Okay. - Pokemon is an amazing
series about a 10 year old boy with big dreams and an absent father. He decides to go out on his
own in a terrifying world filled with giant and insane
monsters with magical powers. Speaking of insane monsters in your balls, Keith, your ass looks fantastic. - Thank you, Miles. - This outfit is just a tail. - There's no body part,
it's just the accessory. - Is that how this works?
- What? Do you have it between your
legs like a giant dong? - Yeah, it goes like this, right? (boinging sound effect) - You know that's not correct. - I don't know that. - I don't want to come out.
- You look cute. - No, this is, this is, I swear to God, this is someone's sexual fantasy. We joke but this is I think an actual sex fantasy for someone. - Of course, and probably
many of our fan's. - No. I feel like this is very sexual. I feel very sexualized. Some people like furries, some people like asian
boys dressing up that way, and I am very exposed. - [Rachel] Flip the tail around! - Yeah make the tail your boner. - It's so bulbous. (tambourine shaking) - Also, this is a really
botched circumcision. (knives clashing) - This is a sex party outfit. Are you gonna be the
host of this frat party? - Yeah. Hey what's up?
Welcome to Vermilion City. Am I right? Whoa! Pallet Town! - I'm really trying to
cover up my Bulbasaur here. - Yo, you're looking good
on a scale of one to two, you're a dos. - Gyarados, like the dragon.
- Whoa that joke was Magikarp. - Eevee, come! Oh! - Ash, bruh. I heard you caught'em. - Oh, I caught'em all. - No, no, I heard you caught all of them. Yeah.
- I caught'em all. - What were you doing? Were you putting your jiggly in the puff, or your wiggly in the tuff? - I don't wanna want to talk
about it. I get all misty eyed. (laughs) - Bend over Ned. Ass Catch-em. - Oh man, look at that, its a WAP! (beep)
- It's a wet ass Poliwag. - Damn, I'd like to
take it for a Poliwhirl. - What type of Pokemon
am I? The moist type. - Ew, God, ew. - I wonder if this is upsetting Eugene, because Eugene really loves Eevee, but he doesn't want to (beep)
an Eevee, I don't think. - He wants to be an
Eevee, getting (beep)ed. - Bruh, ask me what my type is. - Yo, what is your type? - Every type, just depends
which rock I get off. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh, that's actually an
intelligent Pokemon sex pun. - What if Pokemon was
just about someone's quest to (beep) 150 animals? - Wanna go play with my pokeballs? - Yeah I'll play with your pokeballs. - Okay. I can Machoke you during it. - Damn, you're the Machamp.
- Damn. Damn. - Penis go, come on. Get. Sorry. This usually doesn't happen. - Yo, you want a pokedicks? - Man, your pokedicks is huge! - It's full.
- It's full! - Let me whip it out and
we'll learn something. Beedrill is a bug type Pokemon. - I hope you liked all of our puns and we hope you caught them all. - Don't go out this Halloween, just stay inside, put on
a costume, take photos. Halloween is mainly just people liking what you did on Instagram. So just have your own
private Pokemon party like we just did. - Yeah, (beep) a pumpkin or something. (laughs) (The Try Guys Outro) - On a scale of one to two, Zappa-dos! - Damn, Mew.
- Mew. - [Together] Mewtwo! (Frat Boy Laugh)
