Career Day - SNL

>>> I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY THERE ARE MORE FUN DAYS THAN STRESSFUL ONES. >> WOW. BIG HAND FOR MATTHEW'S MOM FOR TELLING US ABOUT HER AWESOME JOB AS A ROLLER COASTER DESIGNER FOR SIX FLAGS. [ APPLAUSE ] >> NOW ONE LAST THING. AND MATTHEW, DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM? >> YEAH. MY MOM GOT THE WHOLE CLASS ANNUAL PASSES TO SIX FLAGS. >> MRS. SELLERS, YOU JUST MADE MATTHEW THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WOW. ALL RIGHT. THAT IS A CAREER WEEK FIRST, ROLLER COASTER DESIGNING SOUNDS VERY FUN. ARE THEY HIRING. >> WELL, YOU NEED AN ENGINEERING DEGREE. >> THAT WAS A JOKE. SO NOW, LET'S BRING UP SCOTT AND ROBBY TO INTRODUCE THEIR DADS WHO ARE BUSINESS PARTNERS, A DOUBLE PRESENTATION. HOW FUN. >> ALL RIGHT. MATTHEW'S MOM IS A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW. ROLLER COASTER DESIGNER IS VERY SWEET. BUT I THINK OUR DADS ARE UP TO THE CHALLENGE. THEY ARE GENERAL CONTRACTORS. >> TRUST ME, IT'S A LOT COOLER THAN IT SOUNDS. SO GIVE IT UP FOR OUR DADS, BILL AND GARY. >> YEAH. >> HELLO. >> GOOD MORNING. GARY AND I STARTED A COMPANY IN 1996 CALLED PETROL WORKS LLC. >> SUCH A DOPE NAME. RIGHT? PETROL WORKS! >> AND WE SPECIALIZE IN BELOW GROUND CONSTRUCTION OF FUEL TANKS AND FLOW PIPING FOR GAS STATIONS. >> YEP. THIS IS HAPPENING. >> YEAH, PRETTY COOL, RIGHT GUYS? >> SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST KIND OF TAKE YOU THROW THE PROCESS FROM THE BID TO THE CONSTRUCTION PHASE. FIRST WE GOT CONTACTED BY A CLIENT SUCH AS CHEVRON. >> DID YOU SAY CHEVRON? I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS WHEN I SAY, MATTHEW'S MOM, YOU SUCK! >> ALL RIGHT. OTHER CLIENTS INCLUDE MOBIL, EXXON, AND SHELL. >> MOBIL, EXXON AND SHELL? UHM, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU JUST GOT SO EXCITED YOU BLEW YOUR BUTT HOLE OUT. >> ROBBY, LANGUAGE, AND BOYS I'M GLAD YOU ARE EXCITED, BUT PLEASE LET YOUR DADS TALK. >> SO WHEN A CLIENT WANTS TO BUILD A NEW SERVICE STATION WE PUT TOGETHER A BID. I.E., HOW MUCH IT WILL COST TO BUILD THE FUEL SYSTEM. >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO DOPE. I NEED SOME WATER. THIS IS SO DOPE. >> AND SOME JOBS ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN OTHERS. WE HAD A JOB LAST YEAR WHERE THE GAS STATION WAS BUILT ON A HILL. >> A HILL! THAT'S SO BAD ASS. >> GROSS. >> ROBBY, KNOCK IT OFF, SON. >> AND, FUN FACT, PETROL WORKS IS THE FIRST GC FIRM TO USE SOLAR POWERED FLOW VALVE SWITCHES. >> SOLAR POWERED FLOW VALVE SWITCHES. STATUS OF MY JEANS, PLEASE. SCANNING JEANS. YOUR JEANS ARE CREAMED. >> STOP THAT PORNO MOVIE TALK STUFF NOW. ALL RIGHT. LET'S CONTINUE, BILL. >> ALRIGHT, A BID ALSO CONSISTS OF A FIELD SURVEY, WHICH IS MY FAVORITE PART BECAUSE IT GETS US OUT OF THE OFFICE. >> AND THAT COOL JOKE MAKES IT OFFICIAL. I WANT TO BANG MY DAD. >> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, ROBBY? >> SORRY SIR. YOUR JOB IS JUST SO COOL IT'S MAKING THE ENTIRE CLASS HORNY. >> HEY. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE GOING SO CRAZY FOR OUR JOB, BUT STOP IT WITH THE WEIRD STUFF. WHAT IS NEXT, BILL. >> WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE FROM THE CONSTRUCTION PROCESS. THIS IS FROM A MOBIL STATION JOB IN NORTH FULLERTON. >> OH, MY GOD. THAT IS THE DOPEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I NEED TO LIE DOWN. I'M GOING TO BE FAINT. [ CRASHING ] >> ROBBIE! >> COME ON ROBBY. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? GET UP. >> SCOTT DOUGLAS CONSTITUTESMAN, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON RIGHT NOW. >> I CAN'T. I GOT SO HOT. THIS IS JUST SO DOPE. IT'S TOO DOPE DAD. >> MRS. TOLLERSON, MAY I DO THE HONORS. >> SURE, GARY. >> ALRIGHT ROBBY, SCOTT, PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW. GO ON. >> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> SO DOPE. >> WELL, THANK YOU BILL AND GARY FOR SPEAKING TO US TODAY. I WISH MY TEACHING GOT KIDS THAT EXCITED. >> WELL MAYBE YOU'RE JUST NOT A GOOD TEACHER. >> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 7,562,418

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1731, Chance the Rapper, Mikey Day, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Luke Null, Melissa Villasenor, s43, s43e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Chance, Chicago, Coloring Book, I’m the One, rapper, rap, Eminem, Marshall Mathers, Walk on Water, Beyonce

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Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 18 2017

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[u/seandino]

I can see Chance actually becoming a legit actor.