Wayne Thanksgiving - SNL

>> BRUCE, THE MAYOR ONCE AGAIN THANKS YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. YOUR ANNUAL WAYNE MANOR HOLIDAY FOOD DRIVE HAS BECOME IMPORTANT TRADITION FOR OUR INNER CITY IN THESE HARD TIMES. >> PLEASE, WHATEVER I CAN DO TO GIVE BACK TO THE GOOD CITIZENS OF GOTHAM IS MY PLEASURE. >> ALSO SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HELPED THIS YEAR WOULD JUST LIKE TO PERSONALLY SAY THANK YOU IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. >> OH NO, OF COURSE NOT. I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO THEM. >> RIGHT THIS WAY. >> THANK YOU MR. WAYNE FOR THE FOOD DRIVE IT'S A GODSEND, WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN THIS LUCKY SINCE THE JOKER HIJACKED THE FRESH DIRECT TRUCK AND LEFT IT OPEN IN THE PROJECTS. >> WELL, THE JOKER IS A BAD MAN, AND WE'RE VERY LUCKY THAT BATMAN HAS BROUGHT HIM TO JUSTICE. >> WELL EITHER WAY, ME AND MY SON REALLY THANK YOU. >> CAN I ASK HIM NOW, MAMA? >> BOY I AM NOT BOTHERING THIS NICE MAN, HE HAS DONE A NICE THING FOR US LET IT GO. >> WHAT IS IT SON? YOU CAN ASK YOUR OLD PAL BRUCE ANYTHING. >> BRUCE, DO YOU KNOW HOW BATMAN IS ALWAYS SO TOUGH ON CRIME? >> HE SURE IS, SON. AND I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET. I ACTUALLY KNOW BATMAN. >> OKAY. CAN YOU TELL HIM TO COOL IT DOWN IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD? >> COOL IT DOWN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. I MEAN, HE BROKE MY BEST FRIEND'S JAW IN TWO PLACES AND ALL HE DID WAS STEAL A TV. THAT'S EXCESSIVE. >> IT'S OKAY MA'AM. LISTEN MALIK, STEALING IS A CRIME AND BATMAN DOESN'T TAKE CRIME LIGHTLY. >> OBVIOUSLY. >> OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE THEN HE ZIP LINED HIM TO THE # TOP OF A BUILDING AND LEFT HIM HANGING 30 STORIES UP ON A GARGOYLE BY HIS UNDER WEAR. >> BATMAN FIGHTS CRIME WHEREVER HE SEES IT. >> JUST SEEMS LIKE HE'S IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ALL THE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT, BATMAN? >> YEAH. >> SOMEBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> HE BROKE MY JAW IN THREE PLACES JUST FOR LITTERING. >> WHAT, FOR REAL? >> SEE, I TOLD YOU. >> YEAH, HE DID THAT BACKHAND THING KNOCK ALL MY DAMN TEETH OUT. >> THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FAMILIES THAT WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO ME, NOW. >> THEN HE PICKED MY ASS UP IN THAT ZIP LINE THING. SEND ME FLYING UP LIKE 30 STORIES ON A GARGOYLE AND JUST LEFT ME THERE HANGING BY MY DRAWERS. >> WHY DOES HE ALWAYS LEAVE BROTHERS DANGLING FROM THE GARGOYLE? >> IT'S WEIRD, THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT. >> LOOK, CRIME HAPPENS REALLY FAST, I'M SURE BATMAN HAS TO MAKE A LOT OF SPLIT SECOND JUDGMENT CALLS. >> WHO Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT BATMAN? >> YEAH. >> SOMEBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. MY CAR STALLED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ONE NIGHT AND HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BROKE ALL MY DAMN WINDOWS. SNATCHED ME OUT THE CAR AND THREW ME OUTSIDE OF A BEST BUY. >> DID YOUR JAW BREAK? >> OH FOR SURE. IMMEDIATELY. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. HE JUST LEAVES ME HANGING THERE. I'M LIKE, HELLO, AM I EVEN UNDER ARREST? AM I GOING TO GET CHARGED FOR SOMETHING? >> MAN, YOU KNOW HE CRASHED A PLANE ON MY STREET AND THEN JUST WALKED AWAY. I WAS LIKE I GUESS MY MERCURY BOBCAT IS UNDER HERE SOMEWHERE. >> LOOK I'M SORRY. >> SORRY? >> WHY ARE YOU SORRY? >> I'M JUST EMPATHIZING, LIKE I'M SORRY FOR YOU. >> I TELL YOU WHAT, I HOPE SOMEBODY KICKS BATMAN'S ASS. >> OOH, I WOULD LOVE THAT. >> WE SHOULD ALL JUMP HIM, THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, TEACH HIM A LESSON. >> YEAH, GET ALL THE BASEBALL BATS WE CAN FIND AND BREAK HIS JAW FOR A CHANGE. >> LEAVE HIM HANGING BY HIS DRAWERS FOR ONCE. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD BURN HIS CAVE DOWN. >> YEAH. >> NOT MY CAVE. >> WHAT. >> IT'S WHAT HE WOULD SAY, I'M SURE. I'LL TALK TO BATMAN FOR YOU GUYS. I'LL TELL HIM TO GIVE YOU ALL A BREAK. HE'S NOT A BAD GUY I SWEAR. >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BATMAN? >> YEAH. >> SOMEBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. MY COUSIN IS LOCKED UP WITH THE JOKER RIGHT NOW AND THEY ARE COOKING A PLAN TO GET RID OF HIM FOR GOOD. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> WHATEVER I CAN DO TO HELP, >> OKAY. WHAT IS THIS PLAN? >> DON'T WORRY, ABOUT IT MR. WAYNE YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH FOR US. >> THE JOKER IS GOING TO CUT OFF BATMAN'S WIENER. >> NOT MY WIENER. IS WHAT HE WOULD SAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1731, Chance the Rapper, Batman, Bruce Wayne, Leslie Jones, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Melissa Villasenor, Thanksgiving, Kate McKinnon, s43, s43e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Chance, Chicago, Coloring Book, I’m the One, rapper, rap, Eminem, Marshall Mathers, Walk on Water, Beyonce

Id: fK0OkpQ4vEU

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 19 2017