Terraria with Technoblade!

hey today me and the boys played terraria and it was so fun even the terraria devs came in and terraria is one of my favorite games ever so i i had so much fun if you do enjoy them please do subscribe if you like any of the stuff on my tommy ander channel then you'll probably like the content here so if you can please subscribe thank you all so much for the support and enjoy this video how are you uh wilbur i'm having a great time tommy i wrote a song really yes wilbur i actually um i read an article earlier and all your songs kind of minecraft parodies but not no okay well i read an article earlier and i think that they are i can't has he even made a single minecraft parody no well i yeah the squid song i guess well the article wasn't that you keep that name out of your mouth feels like minecraft the article wasn't really about that it was just it was about crows but how many articles are there written on crows tommy a lot yeah stressful day tommy have you had a stressful day yeah i have you know i've been getting out my video i've been coercing with editor larry you get your you got your video out i have and it's the funniest video ever i don't think so it is according it is i don't think so i think the more form was funnier it wasn't but it wasn't recorded i think the more form was funnier than well it was the most hilarious one ever in my opinion i think everyone in these twitch chats right now could go no no no this one's one of the best well this one's got big q in everyone so and he mentions penises a lot he does do that he does yes tommy how do i join terraria i'm well okay all right so film okay techno and filler so you two have never played it right to preface to the chats you've never played terraria and will you've played aren't you i've played 700 hours of this game what the [ __ ] no but i'm the terrible i'm the one that's good i don't even know the controls right so okay click multiplayer then join via steam you need to host first i will i know i know i know i'm host look at my characters they're all called tommy or big man there are so many what are you going to call your character phil let's make characters i don't even know i didn't even know that was a thing i need to join you first what did how little do you know about this okay all right you've made the world tommy oh there you go oh oh yeah i can't join you yeah because he's jumping the gun do i want to be a boy or girl hey tommy yeah definitely take as long as you can on this oh well i will i need to make sure i pick a good hairstyle 25 long minutes of terraria left why'd you only have 25 minutes i told you when you said let's go level eight i said okay but i'm going at nine so i will upload my video wilbur and then tommy was like don't worry i'll be there in five and then eight minutes later he's like five more minutes guys so then ten more minutes later he was like five more minutes guys now it's halfway and we've we haven't made our characters yeah guys i've just found out that i can make my character like the same as my shirt this is why we can't have four out of four content look at me it's me it's like a time signature all right all right i've created my character tommy in it now you just now you [Music] okay well i appreciate the silence gentlemen all right we'll be corruption obviously let's go for a small world we're not that i don't think we this warrants expert mode does it now uh hardcore mode let's go i'm gonna play the video game dude so sorry you die in the game you die for real yeah yeah okay so okay it's making the work so techno and phil have you two major characters no no okay well you're gonna have to make it okay all right okay let me load up let me boot up fear some shrubbery oh i could i could move it to the cloud i'm gonna role play as a guy called technoblade wait phil do you i should i allow friends of friends do you have any other friends that would like movies do not allow that okay the password is one two three i could move it to the cloud technically would you would you perhaps have the time over the next like session of gaming to comment on my steam profile please because i quite like it if you comment on your steam profile okay phil i've invited you to my lobby techno are you on the pier offline on steam okay that is so lame so are you will but why are you both honored oh i think i'm online why's your name can i say your steam name no well okay don't you do it all right i've zoomed in a bit how are we boys how are we is anyone coming on yeah i'm making my character because now it says i can make it well you could have before so the people know how mainstream is terraria right all i know is people that didn't play minecraft or couldn't play minecraft played terraria on xbox no i played that okay let me explain to you okay basically so me and will know a lot about this and you two don't terraria is minecraft but it's all 2d and it's [ __ ] ace all right so you got to make these houses and these little fellas called jeffrey will all move into them and what you've got our goal today gentlemen is to beat the eye of cthulhu they keep saying lost connection it's one two three obviously i can't join it just keep saying lost connection every time i try and join well i'm trying i'm making us a little hut off the bat to spawn in in order to prevent your spawn death techno blade thank me i'll make us a little hot and then we can i'll give you a little uh breather you know i can't join you well why don't you go on online mode on steam i am online guess i'll send you another invite then never before i met someone more ungrateful in my life i've accepted your invitation to play i am joining wife ever invite me again invite me again how many what's the password again one two three but don't sit down all right i typed one two three four like a four how many times do you want me to invite you can you invite me i'm gonna drop again a steam message wilbur wait i can just click oh my god i'm a genius oh like can i show this yeah it's just it just there's lost connection every time i try and join tommy oh sorry shall i do a little refresh so this is great i can't wait no it's wrong three minutes later okay maybe i will allow friends of friends okay you know what no password this time we're going rogue anything could happen we're going in roar no uh fellas i've received the title data [Music] it's holding on the title data oh my god all i gotta say my character looks stunning all right so literally no one cares tell her i did it all for you yeah i [ __ ] hate you okay all right i've got a server i've got a that's what i'm known as i've invited you both there's no password this time there's no but that that doesn't protect it from lost connection yeah let's join by steam yeah john vice team then click me and click join game yep then what happens this is lost connection well first it comes up with my player i click join it says joining wife have her my insane found server lost connection hey do you want to host a world then mine isn't good enough i can i can host the world yeah tommy you're failing all of that fills it never mind [ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm so small okay fill phil press settings zoom and drag it up to like 150 that's what i did yes oh my god how why is your name philly boom 150 i'm gonna do like 180 actually fine fine well i'm actually you'll be i am here yes all right phil phil welcome welcome all right so this is terraria so what you got to do is how much do you know about this game literally nothing i guess you're going to need professionals non-journey characters can join yeah don't make a journey character technically because that's cool you made a creative mode character right what's the first thing you do in minecraft minecraft boy do it yeah come and hold over your axe with this yeah yeah yeah that's a sword that's a that's it okay so i make a classic character yeah yeah okay okay so hover your mouse over it phil so i'm going to teach you this guy so what you got to do is so we've got to make a little house for our mpc pal now i know you know nothing but do not worry tommy in it is on the case educator of men that's what i am that's what i am like every twitter user ever wait how do i like switch to different oh i see it okay look phil i'm gonna craft there's a torch the mobs will still spawn i know this is gonna rock your world all right holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude okay so let's chop down these trees how are you phil you're looking dandy my friend dandy i've got green on me who's this person that's the guide do we kill him no what the [ __ ] all right so i'll explain to you all data okay i'll explain to you and the chat sir what the [ __ ] [Music] oh finland techno and the chats i'll explain to everyone the general premise of terraria is it's like minecraft but with a much more kind of linear structure and you to kind of kill bosses then level up then kill more bosses so you too come with me so the first thing you kind of want to do on every terraria world if you press m is explore the map so we'll go to the right and what we want to be finding it why did you leave a little stub what the [ __ ] that all right that's the thing you leave oh no no just techno blade left stop trying to dagger me you were killed my arm is moving on its own man okay come with me come in i'll show you what so this is to stop we don't need this much wood phil we've got a fair quantity we have a fair quantity come with me come with me come with tommy there's a bird wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wait there's like almost did you just kind of give up you kind of would just reboot your terraria i'll reboot your your [ __ ] face yeah reboot my face and see how that helps you prank all right i'm going to go i'm going to explore so what you can find guys i'm really trying to explain to you and i'm losing my [ __ ] patience oh oh oh see and as soon as he rebooted me as soon as he rebooted okay guys i'm making our world lovely i didn't reboot i just tried it as soon as he rebooted and listened to tommy and his advice i filled the minecraft do you sprint we've got grasshoppers no you don't i'm getting loot all right i'm getting mad i'm getting the the terraria equivalent of [ __ ] which is so i'll go down i'll get some so when night time hits boys we're gonna okay i found some iron when night time hits we're gonna be a little bit [ __ ] all right so what i'll do me i'm press m look at me i'm down a cave i'm [ __ ] i'm living life to the fullest i am do i have grapple or anything like can i oh it's really dark oh you're you're spoiled hello look at this i got a magic stick [Music] amazing because i looted phil because i'm a [ __ ] pro that's the thing okay right right so let's be awfully careful here gentlemen so we do not want to drown it yes we do not want to drown all right oh the snow biome is here so you can find really good snow chests that will be okay so look you can craft snowballs so if you press escape all right so minus snow block youtube this is how crafting works and press escape you see in the bottom left you've got this big ass thick stop you're mining too much snow you're mining far too much snow you might no stop it stop it stop it stop it no no stop here i'm i'm trying to help you i'm trying to make you become the better man that you want to be you're not a good man you're not a good man this is better than shouting no that slime's good this is better than charity i got this come with me come with me look phil i can defeat the slime phil's gone on [ __ ] me but technically yeah sorry no worries i'm defeating this slime my chat are like spamming love at me and i can't ignore mine's just spamming the word mine in all caps surprises okay you know what am i doing guys here's what i'm going to do technoblade have a recall potion phil have a re this is this will teleport so we're going to drug up you ready boys drugs with the boys you ready three two doss no one else drugs all right that's busted so let's teach you boys crafting all right so have you got what's going on you've got what so hover over this crafting table in the bottom left left in the bottom it's fine he's [ __ ] puny in the bottom left all right where is it he stood there he's bald no you don't have three lenses i need three you know so hover over this this is the crafting table you guys you gotta listen then go into the bottom left you can see your crafting yeah craft yourself a wooden sword it's better i've crafted myself a bow so i can shoot animals hello oh i'm gonna go magic stick people okay one minute okay you know what they're not [ __ ] listening to me no one's appreciating me for how incredibly valuable i am all right here's what we do we go and value it i was just saying about how you're not appreciating me for my value so i'm going to go in a gear up with my sidekick techno blade and i'm out of here that's that that's a shame tommy how are you quick chat how do i ruin this world as quickly as possible like what's the it's the largest [Music] that's what they say about me a bit of a sparky they say i'm a sparkly boy the teacher's on parents evening they're referred to me as the sparkler they say he's failing but he's very very sparkly well yeah i've got a can of worms i don't care should i right click to open it yes yes okay i have eight worms phil how would you like a worm sure what does it do it's protect me filters 25 power s on the on the platform hit s on this platform boys so chat chat just to give you a bit of a i don't know why that's came up it's because oh it's just my definite key okay so just to give you a bit of an idea the snow chests are the best [ __ ] thing all right we gotta find us a snow chest that's our goal all right don't tell the others uh so you basically drag it off the screen just like that behind us yeah yeah just throw me the stone now phil throw me the stone what are you gonna do let me let me see if i can playing the video game tommy well so am i do this one just back up back up back up back up back up back up get this guy away [ __ ] this guy up guys i'm getting mugged uh there's a lot here there's a lot [ __ ] him up [ __ ] him up right now this sorry he almost blocked me out get him get him and then we're good all right uh i need some stone from you guys okay how do i drop it again sorry uh just drag it off the screen just like minecraft um i tried and then it went away i think i threw it you have to like escape and then right click [Music] right click so drag it off and right click it when it's off your inventory that was not supposed [Music] then hit right click and then hit right click okay uh eh oh you're on dial up okay thank you what is that i'm literally playing this okay it feels that wilbur's not a very good teacher that's what he said to him before the stream and that he's he's planning on getting right right click throw my torches hello everyone that gonna be cause for concern i got what do you think happened in techno because wait wasn't he supposed to be the expert i've got worms hey guys you gotta listen to me now i'm no no no no no no no no no i've got the words yes there we go thank you keep digging my my my pets guys i promise i'm the excellent one mother always told me please are you all digging down here yes silence tommy will but we'll go on enter the red team no okay whatever tommy's on i will i will not be on well i'm stuck in the red party my school was not crushed my it was not crushed [Laughter] all right miners mine they got squished though mine for me and wilbur your leaders your masters i feel like you're kind of mooching off of my work here it seems like i'm pulling most of the way here he's got a cup of pickaxe and yet i'm still carrying okay wilbur i just like would you like to come to the snow the snow biome with me i'm looking for more um more demonized right now we're not fighting the israelthulu yet so the eye of cthulhu youtubers no the eye of cthulhu is the first boss yeah we're fighting it asap no no no no no no we we won't we will die if we do that yeah no it won't no it will be dead what the [ __ ] i like the fire wait can you crouch uh no no okay i regret it man that's a lot of zombies in that water over there i'm just gonna leave over there over here phil um i don't know why you're getting stoned i got told yeah again i don't know why you're listening to wilbur let's go wilbur's not the leader here demonize now friends no no no no no you're dying all right let's beat the game guys you you should you can't speed with this phil watch this look how strong i am look at that see that what the [ __ ] dude yo oh slay yeah yeah fly queen slay queen give me more stars i need more stars your king requires stars you know what guys tommy is going on an independent mission to prove that he is the alpha male and absolutely nobody else let me give you the rundown chat i could do with some incredibly intense music however that is not an option right now and we're going to work with what we've got what we do not have is the respect of our peers and that is the more important than oh [ __ ] is it more important than zombies is it more important than zombies okay okay so let me explain to you what's going on right now who here is familiar with terraria give us a one in chat if you if you know exactly what's going on now and i'm very excited and the two of you are [ __ ] clueless okay okay good good good good so so essentially in this biome the snow biome there are [ __ ] good chests and if we can get a good chest then i'm pretty sure we can prove that oh my god that is an eye that is an eye we can i'm pretty sure we can prove our alphaness all right so that's what we're doing good for what ails you boys right let's get a furnace in here all right this is our new home hello boys get out of jeffrey you're blocking the door jeffrey oh my god jeffrey oh my god jeffrey you know how i feel tommy right my my peasants you need to press the escape key on your board of keys can you do that all right on the right hand side of the board of keys you will see there is a bunch of colored shields do you see far right hold on okay guys i'm coming home don't worry i've got sparky arrows from the boy of sparks i'm above average new king new king no i'm fine i will be resurrected in a greater fight okay we'll we have two lenses no we have there we have five though so i've got three okay come on come on all right here you go oh are you sure give me your lenses to tell me okay um where are you that's technically why are you okay there you go technology filter has just essentially mugged me phil i need the lenses phil okay i have discovered archery uh oh i see them here you go thank you we're ready we need to find a demon altar okay come with me wilbur the snow's that way i've got my first accessories i'm good you're good look alright look at me look at your king he's in chains oh guys look at tommy in it i threw my torches again we need more eyes fellas fella okay so if you craft in the bottom left you see that big like scrolly thing that's kind of your crafting and then you can click on a sword if you can craft it and then you craft it uh you gotta click on the sword you gotta stand on the the this thing here though i got it where am i going i reckon we go find the corruption oh yeah are you gonna come with i am hold on i'm just making some arrows a couple arrows a couple arrows there fishing pole oh and tell me there was [ __ ] fishing in this game have my worms worms from one man to another [Music] when a man turns 18 it's important to give them worms no what the [ __ ] did i just do i just got an achievement for fishing running as well okay i think wilbur yeah what's up man we're coming up to the desert oh it's the tommy that song no worries phil i'll light the way cheers man follow the light okay okay oh wait okay this is really so we can get cactuses how's it going i see birds more names will be sued guys i've got [ __ ] i can spark [ __ ] i rub my hands together and i put press them against this wood and then i'm [ __ ] sparking i'm like what's he called what's the great boys watch out for the kick dudes don't want to get dead stuck in your feet well but what's the greek man called with all the cacti and the wand oh there's got to be my boy oscipidus i'm sepitus is that right yeah you got it friend i'm more sippy you'll be suited i'm going to find the corruption what will i find probably some bad guys let's find out oh crikey guys we're hitting it let's beat the game yes yes we are you are kidding me yeah no no speedrun corruption is [ __ ] oh i've got an accessory i can get us vine ropes techno would you like that so far behind i don't know what those are rope made of vine in it fine robin yeah i can get the [ __ ] out of my way oh we've got vultures we got vultures boys we got prickly lads i call them cacti for these critters oh [ __ ] we're in the jungle oh [ __ ] i don't work well in the jungle i mean i'm afraid of bats you don't want to get caught by piranhas in these waters we've gone too far laters engines we found the jungle we gotta go the other way build that bridge build that bridge can you speed bridge no speed bridge now no wilbur no no wilbur oh no can you let me out please how do i break it just let it just let that come what the [ __ ] take no no no no no no stop ripping me no you know i don't like technoblade look at this [ __ ] look at him ah he's my favorite he's my favorite critter in this game too bad he's just [ __ ] get some cacti by the way it's really good for your skin it's kind of like a kind of like a skin skincare pog [Laughter] [Music] you all right will you all right buddy i miss my friend are you all right well let's [ __ ] get him all right this way lads come with [Music] you have a name at that point [Music] [Laughter] never trust fill the minecraft with your frog yeah true don't um i'm your new king no you are not actually [Music] guess i'll be down here with you will how are you well i'm okay let's go find the question let's go to the corruption how the [ __ ] how's that come with me why are you two building some weird monuments come on phil what's taking you so long jeez all right i'm looking for falling behind old man i've kind of got visors like spider-man have you seen that will minecraft well i've got visors he's the bravest man i ever made will yeah i've got visors like spiderman i can read articles better and quicker oh in some countries they call them glasses hey phil hey phil yeah for me you see the two scimitars the red swords yeah can you click i know we have recall potions chat but they don't know what techno blade click the red team what click the white the red on the right side no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] he's okay well you can still shoot me wilbur so let's be careful now [Music] oh sorry now you can still shoot me i'm pissed what if i was to set you on fire what if i would have shut your mouth you couldn't shut my mouth you know that you know no one could because because they have tried i wish i could kill phil's of minecraft in the video game all right i see your chest whatever you say phil bro all right i've got a free chat oh i can get vite technology look this is vine rope hmm poggers can we can we finally just kill jeffrey like for real what the [ __ ] he's the guy he helps us out he's not helping [ __ ] dude you need to go off and come with me and i don't know where wilbur is because he he left our team so i can't see him on the map all right now you come with me [Music] that's good that works for me they're all about their chunkers take these snowballs all right all right here's what here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go scope out the corruption huh all right come with me sounds easy it is can i kill him we might i got a bow and arrow tommy we got this look at the raid of me yes come with me all right you got a bow and arrow i've got a dream you did take us to things holy [ __ ] achievement we left youtube by the way running [Applause] got the okay wait dare i do it tenno like in the recording should we separate vc for a sec okay so we're with him i didn't mean to he did it's like the recordings chat no techno tenno blade okay here's the play here's the play my my brother so we're gonna beat the game we're gonna beat the game we're gonna impress them and prove our manhoods yeah yeah okay so this is burial wood all right this is better thank you funny for the raid very much man i have a good stream so this is okay essentially you go i'll make you a real wood sword it's bet i'll make you real armor all right you ready all right there's a hell of all twitter what the [ __ ] i don't know either hey i see this this and the p the people the people thought i was a fool they thought i was a fool this is where the vine rope will commence technoblade why you stood completely still aren't i supposed to be crafting something no i crafted you the the armor and handed it to you you did put it in in the top right in the top right real hell no yeah yeah click but that's okay i only placed it for you so have you been played i've been all right what you've been up to can you speak i've been reading a lot actually i know i know exactly what this goes for oh there's a scary thing here we go the corruption [ __ ] shoot it down shoot it down like an enemy it is an enemy sorry okay you ready all right speed bridge keep bridging keep bridging all right this is where she gets [ __ ] gets a little a little more intense now techno okay go go go go go go go go go go go go this is literally this is not a boss in the slightest okay go over these things if we can get the chunks then we'll be all right okay there's a lot of them now they're multiplying their numbers are multiplying taken up take [Music] i think we should go back to the other vc yeah let's go let's just stone what does that mean in the chat hey guys techno's call for the whatever the [ __ ] what was that let's make a elevator wilbur i got good news i saw a worm good luck good last time a huge worm yeah okay we're gonna need a furnace what do they look like what'd it look like uh imagine like a worm but like really long yeah yeah that's called a snake brother you found a snake oh i gave him a little crown tecno blade has a wooden crown in yeah he doesn't have knives hey well give me all that tin that you got okay here's what i do fine i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing with that yes exactly give it all to me there you go yeah yeah now watch i'm gonna i'm gonna have youtube have you found a uh a demonized spawner [ __ ] that is have you found you know you wanna you need a demon ultra phil yeah yeah yeah we got you just called me you just you just mistook what's up man why'd you say my name like that stop what the [ __ ] is hitting me okay sorry oh cool my right monitor keeps turning up and then he respects me i am massive i am massive okay phil how about yes i think wilbur might respect me more than you yeah i think so too can i make a cactus sword what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] dude cactus sword what the [ __ ] i think it sucks but hey oh it's all right the game is like so bad compared to minecraft now holy [ __ ] [ __ ] it's literally twice my size yeah it's huge yeah i remember i remember when this game came out i was like yeah terraria i [ __ ] loved this game because it was better than minecraft but now minecraft has so many updates i i'd say minecraft is better now you think yeah i'd say well i'm looking for for snow terraria left in the dust you say terraria yes well done i see i say terraria too tommy agrees with the americans good to know no no no no no that's not what the american that's what the british say do you see arya math or arya math bro i don't know what r is they said this is a song from quick let me open up google here oh wait oh [ __ ] fellas i found some water american in it no no no no no no [Music] phil you've been making fun of me a lot recently and i can't say that i actually do appreciate it oh i'm sorry well that's just a that's just an age you do have a wife and that's just your age that's not me being what would your wife think if she knew how how terrible of a person you were being oh she would laugh at this she'd love oh i see stuff you'll not laugh at my apparel i know chris wait wait i found something you don't know what you're doing i got a quick flying carpet that's so good you got a mount take no place how do i equip it oh my right hand i don't escape look at the right hand side of the mount that place i need help wow i'm just running now i'm just running i'm in the desert and things are trying to kill me what do i do run no you stand still phil okay and you accept death for it is imminent for all of us i shall never accept death for that is my hardcore nature yeah [ __ ] you bird trying to get in the cave oh you're kind of an inspiration has anyone ever told you that i will never die ah okay okay guys i've got a life crystal oh yes i'm back over oh well he's dead thanks tommy in it creator of life no more no more techno blade issues around there still don't know how to use my carpet guys i'm on a minecart rail jeffrey how do i know why are you losing your [ __ ] you just hold space no no you hold space as you it's not a mount well it's an accessory yo jesus christ okay yo see it oh oh god i'm gonna get murdered yo i'm out of here hey there's there's that eye thing here if you guys i got this i can fly oh jesus christ dude i can fly okay i'm getting murdered i'm getting ready but i've i've seen okay protect me best friend he won't [ __ ] jeffrey get out of the door oh jesus finally it took his oh come on jeffrey he opened both doors this guy sucks oh my god can we kill him he's not a good lad guys you guys that dies in the zombie movie guys what i'm coming home look guys yo i got a gun i've got a carpet you've got a gun i've got a gun and 25 shots here just just could you shoot these these guys with your 20 minutes ago that's not right it's a very weak gun oh my god this oh that's okay a gun is a gun dynamite i see on the ground no there is dynamite in here [Music] i want an option to kill jeffrey why can't i kill him i'm going to kill myself phil get kill another eye phil get the eye how many do we need to make the boss aware we've got more than enough i think i'm making us another house because then we'll get a man that comes and sells us guns if you find the bald guy here you go thank you well but i've noticed you're not being very helpful for the team and as the team manager i'd appreciate if you kind of you know knuckle it all up a bit more when did you get the same gun as me i just stole yours no you didn't i'm holding mine that's mine [Music] [Music] let's go will how do i get better stuff uh use the hand holder in here yeah it makes you better weapons and armor and crafting crafting okay so what i've got you've got to minecraft i can't craft it you are married to a woman and that isn't kristin oh i've got i can get a bow that's pog i see an eye i do have infinite arrows why no you don't have infinite arrows what's better than friendship i've stayed longer for you thank you but what is better than friendship do you see all this you see all this gear i have that goes with me well but you just ignored me what's better than friendship um a good sleep what about a good sleep with friends that's that's very good i i would like to think about death oh this is easy it's so i need to go down here then to the left all right this is going to be pretty clutch bruh not in the house dude what [Laughter] what do you do it attracts zombies oh no it doesn't it actually just gives me more damage against zombies oh really okay no worries guys i invented flaming arrows what's [Music] you know i don't like talking about death however i do have a chandelier literally can't like craft anything um okay to beat the game yo phil what's that it's cause you gave me all that tin you mind a while ago ah yes of course i gave you everything i had i'll give it back oh okay uh let's see all right what i'm thinking we could do now because i guess our objective i suppose is to beat the the fella the the big eye that will come do you want to make a little arena for us to fight the eye i'm gonna give you guys the level i'm going to give you guys the lenses all right can jeffrey stop [ __ ] just letting zombies out your man's out okay hit me with the lens then we'll get where are you he just shook my shoulder he's shaking my character why are you drugging up why are you what are you doing oh tim broadside [ __ ] yeah dude you got a tin bro what are you doing no don't you dare do do not you okay what the [ __ ] okay why i'm just wasting all your potions drinking all of boomerang boomerang you don't even know how to yoink tin chain mail don't mind if i do no we get the set bonus though you know if you gave me the rest of it now will i get the set bonus if you will i get okay here's what we do okay you know what shit's getting serious now turn off this music kill jeffrey turn on dream music i'm sick of this [ __ ] all right we're not pissing about anymore here's what we're doing or give me armor because i'm trying and i just can't do it my ear just you see this eye there's one of those but [ __ ] huge that we can get all right i'm going to explain to you and all of the chats what we can do now tenno if you hand me that iron chest plate please oh no blade we need cooperation in order to work i think i'm gonna keep this actually [ __ ] tell you what you can have this uh wood chest plate i don't i crafted that for you no i made it myself i know okay fine you have the other bits then no no you win you win yo okay phil stop booping here's a helmet and tommy's not teaching me anything i'm trying to film i'm trying i'm trying i'm trying i'm working [ __ ] out myself phil there we go phil now i have whatever the [ __ ] this is can you hear me phil yes i can hear you i can hear you all right listen here's what we've got you see them little eye fellas them little live fellas we were fighting a massive one of them is the next big kind of progression we need to do so the game is all about progressing yeah so what we got to do is i found a big cave we've all got armor now we've got to kind of prep up now for fighting this this [ __ ] so the way i reckon we do that now is if we go mining a bit get us some more things then we should be ready to fight it also we can craft it if we get to a demon phil you've me you have just you've muted i've taught in my chat because you're [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm sorry you're teaching you no you're telling me where to go to do things i was just trying okay okay what is it you want to do what you're telling me what is it you wanted i didn't i did it [Music] apart from the wood chips it's because you've only got the materials to make the wood [ __ ] so i give you one i have seven tin bars dude that's not enough you need like 12. oh [ __ ] dude what it's a fishing pole really good okay i don't have i don't really have much to do anything i guess i guess this is fine [ __ ] it so no no we can't fight the boss yet so come with me everyone come with me what we need what you got to do for the beginning of the game can you join the red team please i can see your name what what's the red team if you press escape and you see a little um red logo phil's actually just okay fine i do not see a red logo no it's fine i don't know how to reselect it okay okay all of us just click the blue one you ready all right on the to the left of the armor it's on the right hand side of your screen tag now okay i'm on the red party all right me too okay me three times so do you both actually have no idea what to do all right all right it's tommy it's professor tommy and it's time then so the first things we've got to do is kind of mind it's very minecraft-esque right so you gotta you can either mine or go down a cave the world is [ __ ] huge on this and at the bottom there's hell so follow me everyone just be following me we can go to hell we can get phil follow me follow me let's go oh [ __ ] you phil you're doing lots of standing still and and bruh i'm looking at my [ __ ] infantry what have you got in your inventory i was moving mushrooms around so i could eat why are you moving mushrooms around cause they give me healthy phil we're meant to be gaming moving mushrooms around oh my god you've literally called me anything i've been figuring out everything about this game by myself so far i let mushrooms [ __ ] heal you i've already discovered flights what is it you want okay i'm trying to teach you phil but you keep telling me i'm not teaching you i have never wanted to kill someone okay well chat just told me something you haven't stopped you're a [ __ ] all right this is our weapon we need to go and fight so come down here gentlemen come down here okay or we could keep it in fact shall we get a bit risky but it's going to be it's going to hurt us we can craft the thing that we need to go and kill the next boss and with tenno's little plane we might actually be able to do it oh [ __ ] it dude however my my faith intentionally giving up his plane for a fight that worries me absolutely not okay phil so what we've got what we're doing is we've got the lenses so we can craft the item to go and kill the boss right everyone with me just like eyes of ender yeah yeah exactly exactly and how you craft it is there's a special thing that is at the bottom of you know this [ __ ] gunky upsetting bomb we're about to go in they're at the very bottom of these now tenor blade has got the gift of taking absolutely no fall damage we don't feel so our struggle here is going to be slow come on tender when i find out where you live okay well the good the cool thing tecno blade's about to do is attract all of the monsters yeah let's go i shouldn't if i shouldn't follow him you should speak up the gingerbread man not the [ __ ] gingerbread man okay so we can't okay i don't care for now we shouldn't go down that more worms okay this is the worm this is the this is the big worm so press hate shaft hyundai so it's going to come for us we [ __ ] stab the [ __ ] out of him all right sounds good you ready you ready ready swing swing swing technically please help oh okay okay all right so we go down here now all right so be really [ __ ] careful bro if you could mind just going down scouting out for us that'd be i got this pretty much neat the [ __ ] is this dude so look so then there's okay come with me okay okay that's scared to share me so now okay you see that glowy thing over here all right boys this is a demon altar so i have crafted this suspicious looking eye i'll hold it yeah it doesn't show when i'm holding anyway this is what it looks like don't pick it up you [ __ ] you actually how do i throw it so drag out your inventory just right click okay thank you okay cool so this is does anyone happen to have any bombs yeah sure let me just [ __ ] pull one out my ass no dude what we're talking about i bet you've been [ __ ] you are being [ __ ] gobby you are i've mine how [ __ ] have you alright what's up mining tin then you [ __ ] it well then what i said when i said don't listen to wilbur at all times okay we're running that's good who's the only one teaching me he did he just told you to mine tim help no worries phil i'll come light the way man it must suck being stuck there phil so i suggest we do now is take a recall person and go home uh tenno there you go oh never mind turn out they that's fine don't worry i i can catch it no here okay i actually wait oh no wait no no i dropped you my last one actually could you drop one back one that sucks tommy i only have six i can't waste any of this kenneth could you drop me one back please i'll jump okay please please please all right hello jeffrey how do i throw it i'm right here right click then right click again it's not throwing tenno just right click and out of your inventory i know i'm trying to help you okay right click and right click again i'm double right clicking no no okay you're actually going to die now i'm out of here oh [ __ ] dude so what you've essentially done now is leave me uh tommy i right clicked your instructions were insufficient and i'm out of here okay don't worry i have the the gift of suicide i'm out here on one heart and you're sitting here like just keep trying the thing you've done five times techno blade it'll be different this time i have a gun but no bullets yo i got a spear okay i've got okay i get to drown this carpet is such a flex it's really it's really powerful and you don't deserve it okay don't worry i'm holding my gun as i as i perish so why what i reckon we could do now gentlemen all right hmm now i think we should go plus two percent damage oh my god oh the shackle that chat was screaming at me to use gives me plus two percent damage i can't believe it guys okay i actually have an idea that we can do would you want to try and fight the boss because we could let's go we're going to need techno can you craft them no no no not nice okay how many hours do you have uh 404 what the [ __ ] okay so i'll make us a little arena okay so how do you want to make arenas going i'll just sit in the mirror no no no phil phil come help i'm trying to figure out how to craft better [ __ ] because my armor sucks dude what would you like help with phil because you seem very distressed i literally just said oh flaming arrow yeah so you can combine a torch with them and get a flaming arrow so do you get again pull the arrow do you yeah that's good yeah do you get crafting phil i'm looking at crafting and i no no do you understand it is it is it clicking with you it's clicking to a certain extent i guess i just don't have enough [ __ ] to make the good stuff very incredibly correct all right make a toilet you cannot be placed what the [ __ ] what's the point of a toilet if you can't [ __ ] please there's no [ __ ] in terraria phil what what the [ __ ] oh no what do you mean what the there's no [ __ ] in minecraft either why is why have i got a toilet then i don't know why you have a toilet this is very much on you okay oh it says it can be pleased as long as we can jump between them all oh okay it can't be players so what we'll do tenno is the eye of cthulhu the way it moves is it [ __ ] goes it goes very kind of around us right so the way we'll fight it is we'll jump between the platforms that we've placed phil you're coming up to our arena that we've made made it for you we'll dedicate it after you once we've killed the boss if we kill the boss then we [ __ ] won all right let's go it's not good luck this arena does not suck okay so what we'll do when it comes to and it's gonna so what we need to do is everyone get ready to heal the most important thing is don't let it damage why is there oh let's go it's time to poo [Music] [Laughter] let's go wait how do i use it [Music] i boys that should be discussed with the boys come on phil i'll give you give me a second give me a second give me a sec have you got any stone all right two out of ten what um [ __ ] i got stuff i got tin other [ __ ] bars i lit no i don't have stones here's what we're gonna do when the when the the demon eye comes if as long as all three of us stay alive we can kill it or all right i don't i just i just threw it away i didn't think you'd pick it up sorry sorry as long as i have a gun i have a spear okay tetrablade we're kind of relying on you do you want to use the carpet for this fight because we only have one chance all right how do i use the carpet so you can kind of use it to swerve do you wanna i mean i'm happy to take it no i'm good that's fine because that's that's how we'll win so you just gotta [ __ ] avoid it coming for you and it the way it moves is it will charge you stay on the arena please and then make sure you just aim and click at this eye all right all right we might be able to do a bad guy and don't get hit by the bad guy is what you're saying at 13 arrows should we get a campfire though yeah yeah that's really good because i know that so you look like my chat are telling me useful [ __ ] dude look at this well i ignore my chat since they're all backseat gamers what what's the range do i put one down no no it's massive all right oh okay come on boys i gotta i gotta get out of a drill three card i'm gonna use a freak if it gets too sketchy okay as long as we don't all die you know so we can only spawn it at night does anyone have we could just get a bit more arrows if you if you'd like i would love more arrows i only have 13 oh wait it's it's almost night though oh [ __ ] it now go 22. thank you techno what technically let me give you like 50. i'll give you the flaming arrows they do more damage [ __ ] yeah okay does it just switch them automatically or do i have to like [ __ ] have no idea okay you ready boys so the biggest thing is don't all die if we get [ __ ] now i'm i'm gonna be very displeased all right i mean you're with two [ __ ] almost brand new people i mean i'm brand new techno's played like 20 minutes i can do that do the hefty work if you'd like that's toilet talk i know are you sure you how good is your aim on this game oh well i've been playing for like uh what was it please 30 minutes so i'm pretty sure i'm an expert you can move on the throne you can move really quick um because of your um your thing so in the arena techno so if you want to [ __ ] glide past him you can let's go let's go all right i'm ready boss fight techno blade let's do this okay you ready it's almost time oh we are absolute absolutely [ __ ] okay i'm not i i have so little faith in us now okay no worries guys i can eat a peach to get a minor improvement to all stats have a health potion gentlemen for good luck and then [ __ ] yeah dude let's put that up here somewhere 7 pm gmt i've got my gun [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on poo man is that ammo i don't i don't know what i'm doing okay it's gonna it's gonna show up at any minute all right and then that's when we all get very scared when you hear the music change that's when it's like okay so just make sure you're like no no we're fine just make sure you dodge it tanner blade please for the love of god i'm meeting the beach it's not night yet i think we're very good i don't even know how to see my stats but rest assured they're slightly higher now okay you ready boys no worries jeffrey's giving us ground support and my arrows in the ammo slot as long as they're in your inventory okay okay wait wait here we go they're in the right bit they'll be on the right to the main inventory is that right is that correct okay we've got to do this we've got to just tell me yes yes as long as they're in your inventory you'll be all right just i i my worry is that we're going to run out of ammunition at which point we have to send in a huge oh [ __ ] well okay guys he's angry he's like he's gonna come okay from the right it's quite a big ladder it's quite a big techno blade you're dying already okay i should probably lower my zoom why do i have sparkle arrows oh wait [ __ ] wait we're doing good okay set him on fire holy [ __ ] wait wait wait wait are we are we doing all right we're owning it okay avoid nintendo avoid it okay it's on technology here we go boys here we go yeah yeah what do you got what do you got oh he's going after the child why why why you don't understand okay here we go here we go boys oh wait you should go you want this you want some of this come on i can't touch this okay it's gonna go into its mega mode next which will be once it hits half health oh wait we're actually doing it we're actually doing it what the [ __ ] okay i was not planning on doing so well wait phil i'm gonna run out what happens when we run out of okay wait guys guys keep shooting it why is it only on me why is it only on me holy [ __ ] don't worry i've got ow okay okay bad news bad news but please someone else get out on them where you have about phil film melee melee okay one thousand turnover did you you have to carry a steno phil's no no no no no no no techno carry hey come back now come on [Music] okay all right so now so i've gotten a load of demon eye or now so i go to the furnace over here holy [ __ ] we beat the game we just beat the first boss okay now i so what i can make now is the okay so i have 22 phil you can have a sword axe or bow what would you like uh oh yo-yo well the axe is just the sword a bit slower and does more you know minecraft what would you like just give me whatever dude i don't know no i see an owl pick filter we won uh axe well i wanted the x's okay excuse me good bow i'm using the wooden bow yeah excuse me techno yeah as in as in move okay fine i'll just be out here holy what the [ __ ] dude hey whoa holy twenty i'll protect you guys let me do some let me do some boosh okay tenner blade yo so one of us and i won't name who won't receive a special item in my defense they do have a a flying carpet tell me how am i gonna output the dps you got your flying carpet no yeah it doesn't deal damage listen holy [ __ ] this axe is busted okay so what we can do now you lot so we want to go mining now all right so come with me come with me sorry i'm just using you so we can have the fact that we have durability oh wait oh we need a chair here and then we can have it no nothing has durability on this options okay come with me you two so now we're a bit more [ __ ] op what we can go do is go to the cave and we can find good loo and get all right so we're getting a bit more hench now fellas holy i can't believe we did that let's [ __ ] go [Music] genuinely was not expecting this to i was like half a heart not kidding i was almost dead oh my god and i was like oh wait tommy gave me health potion h i was on full health i've got one gold dummy by the way so the merchant will show up so you see those little houses that has the mpc in phil no okay you know the house spawn yeah uh how it has that fella that lives in it that you don't like yeah well we can get more fellas that you won't like and then they can sell us things which are really good um so they can like sell us arrows so we can basically have infinite arrows better jeffrey basically yeah jeffrey not [ __ ] so what i reckon we do now is go down a cave and do a bit of the old caving so come down here come down here so i made this cave a bit earlier okay we are getting going now i hear so many zombies okay come here okay okay yeah that's fine this is fine this is fine okay so be really careful here because there's a lot of okay techno is basically fine oh my [ __ ] god okay this one isn't the deep four this one isn't the deep four this one is the long full how we get down okay wait i have a i have a player so what i'll do is i'll drain water down actually this might have been going forward and then we can see a tombstone yep ah okay drought drown now down with the water drown drown with me phil let's be drowning pals let's drown down so then get onto this minecart and press r so that's the mount how [ __ ] deep is this don't go that way because you're gonna spiked ice slime oh okay so i'm just gonna go okay so i see a this is a health thing here okay okay what the [ __ ] so phil's dead but phil you know how to get back here don't you no well maybe uh what actually killed me there oh the things that you'll want to do now are very simple professor yes um uh so what you want to do is is um explore the cave how is technology flying doesn't help in in these close quarter caves underground you have a bow tenno yes use it i'm actually easily defeating everything here yeah i'm fine i'm fine it's easy it's easy the ice just broke it's not going to get wrecked phil i'm running with you i'm running wait you died too yeah yeah i did it it was traps dude oh yeah so there's traps after i died to it so if you see a little face looking thing in the that looks like a block as well just know it's how did why did you just fills a [ __ ] minecraft chopping down trees while sleeping i drank a recall potion dude i'm just killing things and then the trees are in the way why did you re what we're hit we're back because i was going to die if you said don't worry you guys are slow i can catch up like instantly technoblade never dies teleblade narrowly only avoids it yeah i think they've narrowly avoided death and it's pretty fun in it oh okay so this is how we go down we do a bit of drowning i can see i can see why people play this a lot oh okay um okay okay okay well guys i haven't even caught up yet why are you guys this bad you know i followed tommy thinking he knew better in my defense i don't never die he really just didn't he did well what we can do phyllis would you like to build a house with me what do you mean build a house i'm in this cave would you like to build a house with me don't leave me down here i would just like to build a house with me you're the one that brought me here i didn't even want to come here if we go to the opposite way that tetano blade went we can actually go to the jungle no i'm not leaving technology you believe you're trying to take us you can't just change well i was and then i remembered that there is no way to get down there without the powers of flight since only one member has the power of flight there is a guard that's fine i'll just i'll just beat the game you can emoji wall bucket okay why don't we just [ __ ] do that [ __ ] can you do you have enough to craft a water bucket i did i think you actually i think so that's a very there are so many other other ways that no you no you're right technically you can you sound like it's a very difficult thing to do he said technically you can you didn't see oh yeah we could do that easy there are so many other ways i'd shoot holy [ __ ] what other way we're gonna get the technologies a thousand feet away we need three iron how much do you have phil uh no worries i'll just light the way uh oh i might have used come and see if we can make a tin bucket if you hover over here okay so look i can make a rope apparently so you're not telling me any of this phil you can make rope so how are we gonna get that we could do oh wait i have rope on me oh my god so that will that will provide helpful in our journey only did you send us on a [ __ ] suicide mission it wasn't a suicide mission because teddy blade is alive he's not well he's not well you had the ability to crash something to take us down then just didn't i i i didn't have the ability to crack i just had it on me oh even better and forgot even [ __ ] better dude this is not funny this is not tell a blade i see that your hp is rather like how many hours do you have in this game again before he just [ __ ] heated back home okay well should we go the other way then [ __ ] wankers are both of you i mean the both of us oh my gosh phil phil this way i was out here recovering our items we don't drop items on death well someone dropped a bunch of gold coins do you drop coins on death i drop coins i think because i'm classic or whatever the [ __ ] oh yeah no you so you always drop coins so i i guess that is an item i have six gold how do i spell you can fly that's not fair later idiots things when you can actually just fly you just fly yo i'm out of here 200 feet away 300 feet away yo tenor blade go back get to the merchant then we'll go and um to the jungle see more let's go you want apples 10 again [ __ ] sick phil why you sat with tin because because i'm trying to get [ __ ] dude traveling merchant that's not how oh that we can buy rope as well now look phil all of our problems are getting solved phil oh [ __ ] it this is one of the last times i'm going to say this get out of the hole now i'm out with a whole [ __ ] dude on my way okay look here's what we do because i'm a good person sorry get one gold out of this chest uh which oh the top one yeah yeah then right click see more and click shop let's see if this value sounds anything good because he comes every night do you want a dress that blade yeah yeah so by hold right click on the arrows and watch yeah there we go 999 arrows [ __ ] out you did not hold back nope i bought as a pinwheel holy [ __ ] hey look at it oh there's a pinwheel look at that does it do anything pinwheels isn't it that's a [ __ ] pinwheel grip oh a little pig all right let's go to the jungle boys we've got arrows now we've got balls let's go boys [Music] so you know the blue biome we were going in so we're going to go into the jungle bible it's kind of like that but on steroids so the loot is better but so is the [ __ ] the most you know when you zone out a bit mid-sentence peggy bank is in the chest how the [ __ ] does that oh yeah piggy yeah the piggy banks an ender chest yeah i have one of those what can you place it down please oh no i placed down a while ago arrows man just hitting [ __ ] phil's on minecraft just hitting [ __ ] please make that yeah it's in my blood just hitting [ __ ] i am that's what i do best i do oh there's obviously no worries guys i'll scout ahead for danger there's quite a lot of danger in this bio antenna nah it's fine i don't see anything it's just really hot in it it's really hot oh what's this what's this frog i don't really see any damage no phil that's mud oh no oh my god [ __ ] you frog yeah see you there zero and so these can sometimes drop a hook which means you can make a grappling hook they're really powerful so i just saw a little chest down there so i'm just going to go grab it i've got a kilometer ahead there's no threats why do you want this game is easy mode because he's techno blade and hasn't no nothing bad is going to happen i got this okay so you see a big a big hole we're going to want to go down that field okay come with me okay so let's go down here goblin scout that is just water oh wait oh yeah oh [ __ ] okay kill that that is a problem that means the goblin army is going to be on its way so no worries that's good why do the slimes fly on balloons i'm i'm actually very unsure about that as well but hey you know climate change isn't it makes no [ __ ] sense well well neither does climate change no no no i think it doesn't make it a little bit i feel like they have a pretty sound theory there no oh cobwebs okay lovely this is a good sign okay look so here's the big hole we're going down phil tenner blade will join us when he's ready i don't think he will teleplay won't join us uh are you following us why won't we let me drink this potion okay chest in here cool down on potions what the [ __ ] i can't click on it phil i have a pet turtle can i kill it you are a [ __ ] [Laughter] so the problem with terraria is that he [ __ ] pulled out like like pull that wings and flew towards you hello friends okay let's call it the turtle let's call him james after mr beast okay do you mean jimmy no james oh golden chest pog pog oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh okay phil you know you do you want this phil should i be a good guy i don't know what it is okay so look it's a clown in a bottle so you essentially fart your way up to victory so look watch this what i just farted my way away out of fall down okay wait we got this okay i'm dead me too no worries tommy i'll save you look with the flight bro oh trap don't don't get hit by that trap there with a flight bro streams thinking i can catch it you're uh hey we found a house we're safe oh okay good news and good news just generally phil is it is it night time no okay tell me when it is oh apple all right no so i don't need the recall potions anymore i've got like a permanent one oh so this is really good it sharpens your tools are you right phil sorry you uh you keep dying out there yeah i'm incredible yeah wait where are you going tommy oh i've actually just fallen in a pond that's not optimal time no i it's sub optimal tetrablade for uh you know the lack of oxygen here you're right yeah sorry i keep like i'm not used to games that have like a mouse do not die you had irl you were just in game yeah i'm out of here me too philly you at base guys i found a galleous back to you guys okay now i have a cool idea okay since i think we're more powerful than i thought we were yeah i can buy a pit pretty pink dress for 20 gold i tried to and that was too poor i needed more money come with me gents i have a cool idea at a dress phil i don't think you can buy your dress yet we're too poor we simply can't afford his prices i can do what i want [Music] well no we're simply too poor for the prices phil i'll save you [Laughter] [Music] fellas i have an idea how do you want to go fight another boss it's like the baby zombie of terraria i wasn't looking at my screen phil's a minecraft yes new boss sure i'm ready to play go get the toilet bow and arrow that's not made of wood go get the boss toilet the boss toilet is required boss please i need a bow i picked this up oh i have a sharpening station how do i how do i feel what's all this about the emo that everyone's going on about it's just like an american stereotype remote no but they're all trying to use it instead of on on twitch but apparently they're voting it or something because ludwig came in my channel started spamming about it [Music] i've got no idea this must be new oh my god this must be fresh fresh drop it's not even possible dude chippy gaming i watch your videos years ago holy [ __ ] he's just having a good time hello chippy gaming in chat what are we going for sorry sorry a torreira youtuber i used to watch like years ago was in my chat and i was like oh my god holy [ __ ] is he impressed at how quickly i've mastered the game no he was actually going why haven't you killed the king slime yet and i was going yeah hey why is he impressed with me killing innocent rabbits it's my first time why do you keep why the turtle can fly okay and we got the standy things platforms if you will all right so we're going to you know you know there's like 31 wood yeah okay you know the big dungeon you went to we're going back we're going back to the dungeon boys come on phil's on minecraft yeah yeah we'll we died but um this time we're listen if we can kill that [ __ ] eye we can kill anything boys phil's has got an axe i've got a bow tender blade can fly i i feel like i need a weapon can i get any more hearts like can i get better yeah so you can so there's these you see those little heart crystals sometimes underground we can make those into a thing can i make any right now with stuff oh no no so you find them underground i have fallen stars oh that you can craft mana with them so you see the little stars in the top right that's how you use magic weapons so sometimes you get this game is a lot more complex than minecraft isn't it that's what i'm realizing oh yeah there's like a lot more law this is like the dream smp of the gaming world you know there's a lot you've got to understand but i just drank all of it i just accidentally drank all of my potions in one do not practice do not press b how many hours do you have in this game yeah well wow so i get rude now i'm just asking i shouldn't be going down here eh see you idiot stop stop flying away there we go later imagine imagine you can fly imagine being techno well i mean i can fart fly that's not the same you know this you can i know it's not the same thing i just i want to feel i want to feel good about myself and it might my dps goes up but my self-esteem only goes down you've got you've got the off-brand chocolate bar oh no everyone's eating the real one you're like i'm aldi but tender blaze is waitrose as the jupiter bar it's just like a [ __ ] no no no it's shut down this is a horrible horrible biome to have this thing in i am being chased by many enemies well you are fields of minecraft so we have left rats ah running i hear you digging oh yeah phil hey don't die something come to us you gotta see that dude okay i'm ready okay do we should talk to that old man he seems nice or we could go down the dungeon well okay oh actually no don't go down the dungeon this is a [ __ ] dungeon yeah don't do phil sweet dude okay well you kind of feel like your weapons are slightly stronger than mine yeah well you could fly man so i need a weapon well i need flights i feel like flight is fun whereas weapons are kind of more essential my headphones just broke wow listen listen i had a right here you i only had tender blade in my phone's broke i guess i i can't hear you techno blade oh no well yeah i only could uh people tell me to craft wings and i'm just like that's so late game all right if you'd like to just go down the dungeon you can okay [ __ ] do i look like i can craft wings phil let's go phil go down the dungeon look at my broke off just [ __ ] shooting nobody they were far too weak well you can if you like if you're it's just there's lots of enemies okay well aren't we doing something here well we can kill the dungeon boss if you'd like oh it's fine i'm gonna beat the dungeon guys ah there's a skull oh no wait oh [ __ ] tell me what was that that was so that's why we don't know that literature that's my god you can have my iron broadsword and i'll degrade background i need a ranged weapon i got a good melee weapon here um okay you know what you can have my brang all right let's go fight the eye of cthulhu okay come on then wherever the [ __ ] that is let's see our main base let's go well yeah but then we can get we can get you a boat at now if we [Music] and i mean just watch us pop off and they said we needed wilbur mr [ __ ] 900 hours my ass that's what i say oh i just got shot i can't believe can't believe he just went to go make music my name's wilbur i want to produce a record 70 million streams shut up man it's all about funny minecraft mods these days and the dream smp the funniest music it's all about the the next funniest video ever that comes out every week this was the funniest thing ever ever ever ever ever ever again forever ever okay so phil if you get the loot this time she's gonna drop a [ __ ] on the loom okay you're ready ready ready oh i think tenta blade's gonna get it yo okay tenno come down here easy clap so take my ingots as well or alternatively uh okay well that's fine gentlemen throwing it all in the piggy bank okay so craft that all into why are you putting it in the piggy bank you are deformed yo that is not how the human body should work actual monster don't worry guys i gotta i gotta try it will freak oh my god i'm gonna throw the uh all the way you gotta tr oh there's an owl fair look holy [ __ ] [ __ ] man i'm gonna murder it all right uh techno here's the thing that you needed wait phil demon nightmares holy [ __ ] phil there's another one phil guess who just tweeted at us guys more death guys guys guys you just tweeted us yo guess phil i don't know it was terraria the official attack yeah i hope you enjoy the game thank you terraria yeah we just killed the killer boss twice now they're all liking all my all the uh acting hello terraria up me up me up for me right now i literally please i'll give you my steam id it's wi-fi i would love that oh wait did they reply to you yeah look the actual devs just look they retweeted it yeah look at that that's cool holy [ __ ] your sheer power oh my god that's that is cool hello terraria fight me i will reply and say hello yes like hello terraria okay guys i got stacked weapons i really wait you know you meant to save some of the other stuff for other people you did right what did you clap wait what nine demonite bars here we go thank you um phil would you like a bow that's all okay yeah phil have a bow oh [ __ ] yeah dude i think you mean thank you you wanker oh [ __ ] yeah dude shut the [ __ ] okay also you can have much so i've got a thing called a magic mirror now which means i can always recall so you're just gonna ditch this constantly as much you ditch me but stop killing the owls boys please okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] works that's pog i think phil you know it's like a dev thing do you think terraria can join that game i don't think that's a thing they can do i bet they can i bet they can do you think they're just that old people if they [ __ ] joined ab world that would be so cool he's going through the clickbait oh no well i've played this for so long i'm very excited about me please that sounds cool thanks for you literally you have a you have a [ __ ] demon and you both have so much better gear than me by the way i've been my gun because i haven't got i gave you the gun it's a flag i have a flag gun stop insulting my people okay here's what we go and do so you see that the the the place we went and died if we make a massive arena there we can go [ __ ] up this big skeleton lad how do you say to that what oh all right sorry i just keep killing innocent animals and it's very humorous to me where did i put my miners helmet chippy gaming i yes i would if they joined they are more than welcome i'm just like murdering it constantly if they if they forcefully get their way in that is cool chat look at the tent hello hello where are you why are you stood over here do you want to go [ __ ] we actually could go to the jungle you just went quiet and i thought you told me no sorry [ __ ] thing you're trying to join oh it's a cosmetic oh wait you've got a piggy bank so if you put the money in the piggy bank guys then we all share that i think we all share the same money and then when we buy things we don't have to have the coins in our inventory we all share the same money wait do we all share the same money go to the merchant and try buying [ __ ] or what you could do is be i'm just i was putting some weight right where's merchant this one in here yeah do you have to see more yeah yeah do you have money hi man i have like two seeds in my inventory that is not money um i'll try and buy some though i bought some it worked they think paul champion hammer and how do i like load this thing okay that just works [ __ ] hell okay the one bullet i had is gone right let's go this way now fellas people in my chat scene you don't share money oh my god they're losing money i have taken all my money phil apparently we could arrange for you know terraria yeah yeah they made the game no no just terraria they can join our game apparently okay do we want to do the final boss okay we're ready to play it's very rare that the the game offers to join your game you know it's quite a it's a very very uh fourth wall breaking thing yeah so i i don't know it's super torch something about that seems amusing yeah sure see idiots and we're just going to try and kill the skeleton boy now because that it one shot just like instantly dude hmm no no no no no no no no no no you can't kill those schools you like almost can't right you can it's really hard but you can do that you do it like right at the end of the let's get some what we're gonna fight is the the so there's a skeleton boss that then gets rid of those skulls right so that's who we're gonna kill and he is not he's hard but he's he's harder than the eye but less hard or what we could do is get the demolitionist and then kill the am i like tubbo whenever he plays minecraft when we play terraria but i'm just i can feel myself [ __ ] nerding out right now just having fun dude so we need to kill a skeleton boss so that we're free from skeleton heads [ __ ] our [ __ ] up is that one on the i ground enable pvp right now and i will annihilate you how do i do that no no you don't have to how do i how do i no no no no you don't have to you don't have to it's at the double stream no no no no no no no no we don't have to we don't have to come back yeah there you go i'm gonna keep my pvp off i'm more of a pve myself why are you afraid tommy i downloaded this game like 20 minutes oh yeah but you also then took all of the demonite bars yeah to all of the money i'm hearing a lot of fear from tommy are you enjoying it you two do you like terraria yeah sorry it's pretty chill well you know i think video games are more about the people you play it with and the game itself tommy get back here enable tv let's let's go get back to your topic let's go enable bbc come on let's go die die i'm not enabling but we just got to the [ __ ] arena man yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought i know you're calling me a [ __ ] but don't have to don't have the vocab to say it and i don't like that shoot that guy please holy [ __ ] whatever i'll say i'm a one heart you have green health well i don't have green health oh it says green health and mice why would i have green health there's no consequence i'm fine i'm sorry phil sorry hardcore i keep thinking it's hardcore all right here we go i was too busy rescuing tommy from everything to save you phil i'm sorry i just got a shout out helmet thank you for killing that tenor blade now i looked i saw a big worm i saw a big worm [ __ ] okay get your sword get yourself get yourself devour easy not even close not even close maybe close to nobody this is very close oh my gosh so one thing we can do as well is um no worries the terraria expert is here to save you is if we go into here so you can get these magic books what we could try and do is get a magic but how deep into the okay it was not that deep was it okay yeah all right i don't i don't really want to go all the way no no no no no i'm not gonna go in because i don't think this is such a low [ __ ] y level of a thing that it's like there's no point going down but it's not nearly nighttime yet where's the mic let me just check twitter because also you were like two kilometers away way back it's dude i died i'm running i'm running i want to fish at the same time but it's just not i don't think it's possible right no there's nothing there's no no there's no water here why am i thinking i'm looking at sorry guys tabbed out because i was trying to save you from like 50 guys well tender blade i died while i was tapped in that's not exciting how many hours do you have again he's refusing to say it i'm going to check his steam profile don't check my steam profile yeah so call them out call them out take them steam in fact i'll make us another house just don't mention pubg wait i can fish here right 440 hours on record oh that's a decent amount that's exciting right i'm a good guy tommy what's taking you so long oh no i'm not going i'm making us a house for the demolitionist because then we can get bombs technoblade see that should this should literally appeal to you do you want bombs yes and i will take on the boss ourselves no it's not not you can only do it at night so it's not as usual it's night time well actually now it's the biome yeah i'll come down when it gets a bit darker mini i have to use bait for the fishing rod why are you fishing because you guys just left me there we go and what game is fishing exciting many games that's pretty old it's all right in it minecraft for one oh it's not phil that's really not i think we're on pvp dude also come on nolan phil come on fishing pvp is a bit different from fishing no it's yeah it's not the come on all right fishing knows it's worth and you're right i'm sitting here like well fishing looked fun in hunter hunter abigail has arrived wait abigail the nurse oh this game just got interesting we just lost tommy hello hello hello lady i'll damage myself so i can give you money it's like the admin he's just harassing them one second don't worry terraria has logged in i overdid it abigail no you don't understand there is a woman yeah yeah we know that all right oh i'm dead again why do i keep falling down why can i not jump okay let me check let me see making is a tower it's a hotel it is because then yeah so you make these these fellas a hotel and then they all so you can hover over it so okay never mind this room is too small sweet you just build a hotel and he's [ __ ] living it yes you get different you kind of unlock npcs very subtly so like the nurse we get because i got an extra heart and so the merchant we get because we had some gold so you kind of just unlock them okay well i'm just gonna go exploring tecno is just going to go exploring oh i got [ __ ] shurikens what the [ __ ] dude when did i have those um ice blocks okay i threw a bunch of stuff in the chest what the [ __ ] a loom oh i'm not sure i like the woman that much because i because i was trying to give her money and then i died and it was not a coincidence the driver i found a grenade the dry out's a bit bit annoying i'd say big she's all green and weird i feel like i need stronger armor i keep getting owned okay i'm making this wooden helmet i've made as a home sweet dude but didn't you just say this homeless for the for the npcs so it's not really our home it's just where the [ __ ] the bed where's anything it doesn't need a bag [Laughter] you just see a table in the chair phil you are pissing me off you are get the toilet i wouldn't i wouldn't [ __ ] pee oh where's the toilet where's the toilet i [ __ ] i left it at the stupid boss area dude you've told me that i don't want to go [Music] then we're gonna go bomb [ __ ] [ __ ] all right let's go so now we can spawn a different boss i found an endless ocean oh it's not that's what you're gonna get to the end of the map yo an actual end for the map yeah yeah oh i thought it was infinite like minecraft no no no no no no no no no no different i'm beating the game see you idiots what happens when you get to the end techno do you just quit you just quit out the game be like i'm done i may be i may be drowning no i think yeah i think you're actually gonna drown now oh wait the sun is setting should we go fight skeleton yeah [ __ ] it let's do it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it i say [ __ ] it i got 700 ah i've got 744 hours [ __ ] it wait i've got big muscles and a bow and a big old axe oh demolitionist okay or do we want to no idea what you just said okay [ __ ] i'm sorry oh demolition is joined right so we literally have bomb person [ __ ] [ __ ] dude more bombs are quieter there we go more bombs they're more problems i just realized i have not [ __ ] read a sub for the past hour so i just realized i am so zoned in that i've not like you know when you kind of forget that you're live and you don't read subs or anything i realize i've just done that for the past hour and just like not looked at anything other than terraria same thing but i do want my channel i'm just going to concentrate on playing video game with friends when i do these things oh i don't i just do it i apologize oh you guys are within two kilometers so i can see you guys again here we go oh look at that shot see that yeah you [ __ ] i found the end of the map my camera won't go any further [ __ ] what why 180 no scoped okay let's not die again the exact same spot every single time okay so we're gonna hold i'm not sure how close it is tonight because we could go down a big hole if you'd like let me just let me just do this real quick can you kill this guy yep oh phil you placed [Music] i'm getting no worries guys i'll be there in like 30 seconds that's thousands of feet away yeah but i can fly [Laughter] oh my god dude guys i'm almost there don't die it's terraria standing there okay yeah right do any like heels or anything that i can choke because i give you a part if you like bite oh man oh thanks man oh hey get down to campfire there you go jungle campfire right bit green bit green and [ __ ] hey i have a eater of souls banner all right how long how close is it to night do you know is that can anyone tell because of this biome no no i don't know are we gonna get [ __ ] swarmed in the dungeon because i reckon we just might okay just don't go in the dungeon i guess skellyboy came up no no no i mean like because we're gonna need to go down there like to oh really yeah so that's what so we kill this boss then we can enter the dungeon that's kind of the idea ah okay so those skep that skeleton head that came out after us was just pretty much impossible to beat because we haven't killed this dude yeah yeah yeah exactly okay okay all right let's do it yeah so we have to wait till night now so what happens is i right click this fella and then he turns into a massive [ __ ] skeleton and then we all scream and so the idea is so how the skeleton works right i'll give you a rundown of the boss how it works is it's a massive skeleton skull and then two arms all right we got to kill the skull to win and defeat it but the arms do loads of damage we can focus the arms i usually just focus the head and the arms kind of come with it diving in bed you have spiders so much fully spaced out how do i make armor where am i where am i listen i have five iron bars it's got to be good for something that's why eleven oh wow level am i on how can when i press f3 nothing happens can we set a spawn as long no no no no you're [ __ ] then either way okay you ready ready okay this music out here is gonna change then we know right right filzer yeah oh see i made a crafting table we'll leave techno over there hey avocado worms can't drop them out have some worms oh cheers all right mate look at this wall i'm placing oh [ __ ] it dude don't know what it's going to do but also wall in it oh [ __ ] wall and [ __ ] [Laughter] now we've got shelter from brain from from tip right really quickly wait a second oh pogba oh what the [ __ ] i'll film everything down there yo i got a burger bomb in it what is that bomb in it no no what's what's this guys i found a cheeseburger what in real life or no oh what oh whoa what how i got a burger yeah how how did you get your hands on the burger i wasn't paying attention it must be my american power no no no this game does not reward americans it takes away no it it definitely gets i think it might be nice let's go boys let's go you ready boys so guys guys it's going to be very similar to the eye of cthulhu all right please guys a [ __ ] a massive skeleton i really cannot look away for that yeah do not look away a massive skeleton is about to spawn okay let me let me get health because so i'm going to right click okay here we go let me stand by fire and acquire health should i use these grenades yeah yeah probably okay does it look like night yet i guess oh yeah definitely okay you ready you ready ready can't see me handing [ __ ] he's out guys yo i'm throwing the grenades the grenades didn't do anything holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay keep it really keep a big eye on your health keep a big eye on your health i clicked off the [ __ ] screen yeah come on see what happens i'll dodge his hands he's kind of [ __ ] actually i'm just waiting for this [ __ ] idiot oh he just have a second face oh excellent okay oh [ __ ] i might die i might die it seems to have decided that tommy is the alpha male rightfully so but it is a detriment to my my living guys stay alive stay alive but sing to the beat i'm shooting the skull guys now come with me okay so now we can go down here he's got a [ __ ] brilliant soundtrack okay you coming guys so look on my way there's gold chests and we get gold keys that can open the golden chests all right and then we can get really really cool loot problem so i found a lock chest are you coming down on my way yeah i'm bringing the burger i i'm just hot don't don't hit don't touch those don't touch it yeah the spikes not so pog right who knew okay i'm going down i'm going i've actually uh done a bit the old l to the evening you both okay so this cool chest you can't really go in it's okay i'll just break the chest by force swing together phil it's just okay one of these lads so now and then one of the skeletons will drop it's just like oh [ __ ] sorry so they might drop a golden key that's what we ah fire thing i'm getting armed yeah you're gonna this is there's gonna be a lot of owning here boys because skill looks pretty cool oh my god oh my [ __ ] god is there a cool down on potions i use the health potion and just straight up died anyway uh guys i appeared to have faced death we're all dead in the potion all right phil yes i'm getting off for the night now but i'm having to rage i'm i'm two hours two i don't want to be here i need to look at the green arrows and [ __ ] no i need the confetti it could be red for that could be red that was fun though i enjoyed that i was pro on it anyway all right i'm going to go on there i'll speak to you later yeah all right boys chat chat chat listen let's have a little chat for a minute again i've had so much fun sorry tonight was a lot less frigging content-y and that it was literally just me sap playing a game i don't by the way i saw toby jizzling [ __ ] from side man oh sorry i just [ __ ] zoned into the chat tonight i [ __ ] i'm so into it i get so into terraria but that might have been a little one-off stream i hope you all enjoyed that thank you all very much for watching gonna be doing lots of like um i think i'm gonna be streaming more at the moment again i'm so lucky it's there go on you've gone still are you gonna poke champ so a refresh button there you go oh is it going too quick oh there you go holy [ __ ] it goes it just goes off the screen yeah i'll chat for a second boys yeah thank you all so much for watching and thank you all for coming on to the streams at the moment i am like so so into doing the youtube stuff at the moment boys that i'm like kind of all over the place with the streams but i really really appreciate you all coming on uh if you do enjoy them please turn on the little twitch notification thing i'm going to end now and host jack manifold boys boys boys chad manifold has just got i'm going to also a raid turbo as well sen go over to both of them turbo's on oh turbo's on oh different things probably remember um go [ __ ] watch jack he has just quit his job to go full time and i am oh he's been chat i've been talking to him like jack's one of my best buddy he actually lives around the block from me no not right a little bit far away but we're going to go out loads as soon as do vlogging and [ __ ] but thank you all so much for watching um might be live tomorrow might not who knows but boys go watch a youtube video if you watched it um i'm very happy with it thank you all so so much for watching and i'll see you all all later yeah goodbye

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Length: 118min 7sec (7087 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 13 2021