Trying To Get Into a German Nightclub

okay so there's this club in berlin i believe it's called berghein very famous world famous it's one of the most exclusive clubs in the world and one of the hardest to get into clubs if you're a tourist or you don't know the right people right very exclusive [ __ ] okay very cool very exclusive i don't really know this the whole story um i know that we when we were in berlin someone offered to take us there and um we said no for some reason because we were we had a flight early the next day or something like that you know this is the type of place you go and you know you leave two days later i've you know i've heard there are rooms so you can do drugs there are rooms that you can have sex there are rooms where you can just fart on people it's crazy and i'm sure people who have been there are thinking it's not it's not like that at all it's nothing like that but that's just what i've heard okay i've heard it's crazy i've heard crazy things about it and we had the opportunity to go and we didn't we didn't go because we're idiots and and i wish that i had said yes to that um but instead as an alternative there is a website called bergheintrainer.com that tries to teach you how to get into this club how to talk to the bouncer this this will be the closest i've been to going to a bar in like six months so this will be fun actually even if we don't get in it'll just be fun to talk to a bouncer i never thought i'd say that before okay let's see if we can get in welcome to burkheim trainer thank you the trainer needs access to your camera and microphone for analyzing your body language turn up the volume and say okay to start your training okay oh really is doing looks tracking my face sven will ask you three questions well sven rhymes with friends so i think uh that's already a good start so we'll see all right play cool we're in line play cool play goal i mean it's no big deal i'm here all the time what are you talking about what are you talking about it's me you know it's me come on what's up sven is this your first time no dude what do you mean you know me dude i'm here all the time they call me bergheim billy do you know who's spinning tonight yeah 99 left house balloons the guy who did that song what comes to god here uh i come i'm from here dude i'm jamming [Music] einstein dry see oh come on dude sven come on brother it's me all right i'm gonna go pick up that [ __ ] beer that i left on the ground this actually this actually this ex that exact scenario happened to me one time in amsterdam we tried to get into this club where the door comes out of the ground it's like one of the most touristy packed areas during the day and then at night there's like a square on the ground and it comes up and it's a staircase that you can go down to this club and we had heard about it and we tried to we tried to go there and get in we waited in line for like an hour and finally we get to the bouncer and he does the same [ __ ] he looks us up and down and he had just rejected the guys in front of us there's a group of like two guys and they just looked at them and said no and the guys were like oh [ __ ] and they left and so we're like we're [ __ ] and he looks at us and we passed the look test we passed the smell test whatever that is i don't know but i guess that's a flex i guess because he was like these guys are hot and then he was like who's who's playing tonight and we were like uh the the dj dj yeah dj spin spins dj spin it spin stuff dj music dude come on he's my favorite dj the guy plays a song and he was like nah so we're like come on we're from out of town which why would we say that why would we say why would we admit that we're taurus i don't know but that's what we said dude no we're from come on man we just landed we're from out of town dude we're just names we're from l.a bro we're just trying to party in amsterdam like i was like no [ __ ] chance and then so we said they said no and that was it and then we just went and went home we went home there was nothing else open we just went home and just drank beers around the kitchen table and we were sad and that's what this reminds me of so i'm getting ptsd right now let's try it again we're gonna get in we're gonna get in play again welcome to burkhein train thank you turn up the volume and say okay to start your training okay all right i'm all good put the beer down all right cool with the face what face should i make should i like or should i be like or should i go like sexy like all right what's up sven what's up dude yeah i'm alone [Music] come on dude it's me [ __ ] [ __ ] did i mess it up [Music] did i mess it up on the last one i think i actually had a good chance i think i was playing it pretty cool you got one out of three questions right one so should i have said that i was on drugs is that how you do it yeah dude i just i just snorted a [ __ ] ton of crocodile i'm on a bunch of crocodile right now dude i'm about to eat my skin off let me into this [ __ ] place okay let's go again what was the question we got right all right sven all right spendulum come on baby don't be nervous don't be nervous don't be nervous it's fine that's fine dude what's up sven what's up sven it's a mastermind here no [Music] two out of three questions right is there some secret phrase or something i'm not saying what am i supposed to say why should i let you in what the [ __ ] should i say to that because i want to be in a club how maybe i just got to be honest dude well because i physically want to be inside instead of out here talking to you sven how about that huh you're just starting to piss me off sven you're trying to get me seriously peeved some horse cabbage all right you know what i heard that you know there's all types of people at this club they want eccentric people and so i'm gonna try and be maybe we'll just try to be weird we'll try to weird them out okay let's do it i mean okay what's up sven it's me gonna gonna ditch the beer first but i'm coming in yeah what's up it's a coaster what's up dude just moonwalking oh oh oh oh oh watch this watch this fin what about this dog what's up dude what's up what's up sven yeah you know [ __ ] however old you want me to be dog not like in a creepy way but i'm just saying like i'm i could be anything age is his number you know social construct [ __ ] that one up so whatever we'll get two out of three i don't know where i am dude i'm so [ __ ] up i just came i just wandered out of a out of the alley i have no idea where i am i don't even know where i was [Music] all right dude i'm gonna shoot you straight okay let's see what's going on just relax with the drug question okay maybe yes maybe not i don't know i like i said i don't know i don't remember just let me in dude okay it's i'm here alone i'm just i'm gonna wander off into the night it's not safe i'm gonna fall into one of the [ __ ] canals we're not in amsterdam where you know um this is this is [ __ ] dude i'm calling a lift all right we're gonna actually try it this time we're acting actually do it all right i'm just gonna go stoic nothing mr line yes [Music] no zero out of three zero so they want people on drugs then are you alone and i should say no to that and are you on drugs i should also i should say yes to that and then the second one i don't know [ __ ] it why should i let you in because i'm cool as [ __ ] dog look at me maybe okay i'm supposed to be on drugs so maybe i'll be a little like maybe a little loopy like like the molly's just kicking in what's up dude sweating a little bit sounds fine that's good the eye pistol 25 yeah dj [ __ ] my ass what comes out here america bro that's not the right answer that is not the right answer especially nowadays dude see you're from america they'd be like [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away from you dude get away from me stop breathing the same air we got one out of three questions right which one maybe d the dj was it dj [ __ ] my ass [Music] all right let's do one or two more times we're getting into this [ __ ] turn up the volume and say okay to start your training okay okay all right [ __ ] what's up sven what's up sven what's up dude oh [ __ ] what's up dog what's up sven good to see you man here so i got my air pods in what'd you say no never been here before brand new looking forward to it though the music sounds dope yeah diplo what comes out [Music] kelsey come see if you can get into this club okay you ready put these suckers on should i like should we do like a social experiment and i'll do it like this and then i'll like go like like glam and like really hot yeah sure like pop my boobs you do look really really hot you don't need makeup babe get yourself a man like this all right ready yeah can i sit yep i can't be in the frame though because it's got to analyze your face are you ready are you ready wait yes this is bird hunt you're supposed to be cool you got to be yeah i don't think you ex i i like exude it very naturally do a cool face just be like i got this whatever confidence is key here i got it i haven't gotten in though so maybe that's not the key the trainer needs access to your camera and microphone for analyzing your body language turn up the volume and say okay to start your training yeah yeah yeah okay [Music] yes i do [Music] you embarrassed me cody knows i hate when people tell me i'm blushing and he whispered in my ear during that you're blushing no you're answering off my game very confident i said yes i do no i'm not but it said it said you got zero out of three questions right no but i answered all of them right no you but you didn't they just didn't hear me it's not it's not right for voters you wouldn't have gotten into berghein and we would have been taking a uh uber home together okay fine i'm gonna act really drunk yeah act wrong okay yeah yep what's the hp yeah i do [ __ ] yeah so good um yeah blacked out actually oh my [ __ ] god the storyline [Music] you're going to scare him dude it's always unfortunate ah you didn't do because you barked at him no i think you were this guy is so scary okay one more time and if i don't get it it's over and it wasn't meant to be and bergheim is a place for cool people and not me permission to look really scared maybe i should act like someone's chasing me maybe that maybe then he'll like i'm like yeah yeah dude i'm on drugs i mean no i mean no i'm not on drugs can you let me end dude come on he's gonna be here soon or maybe i should be like play his own game against him i'll just ask i'll just ask the questions back to him what's up dude mr line are you alone who is playing tonight i don't know mr dolph are you on drugs doug [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] you sven [ __ ] you you [ __ ] how to beat berg hein trainer how old are you it doesn't even matter why should i let you in i i don't even care it don't even care me it don't even care me where are you coming from nowhere the burkhein trainer is not breakable the moment you enter on the webpage the script will randomly decide if you're good to enter enter no matter on your look answer behavior maybe like the real berghein door policy wow what that's actually kind of [ __ ] genius because i feel like that's the way it actually works there and this is the real sven right here there he is sven very punchable face not not really i just i'm pissed you wouldn't let me in dude all right that's it that's it we didn't get in so uh so we're not cool enough and uh that's it for this second channel video so um more videos coming i'm working on a couple bigger things right now so maybe though the videos will be less sparse but i'm working every day okay know that i'm working on some fun stuff so it should be good and yeah merch coming soon too so love you guys peace [Music] you

Channel: Cody & Ko

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Id: Wb96Vwd9PRg

Length: 15min 37sec (937 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 31 2020