Drunk Australians Attempt Graffiti (ft. Lushsux)

hello cold ones cretins welcome to another video today we visit old mate lush sucks down at his warehouse where he teaches the ins and outs of vandalism but before we get to that video we have something a little bit more serious to tell you although we may drink a lot on this show and we may make it seem fun and cool no it is cool the harsh reality is we are in immense pain we poison our bodies every day so that you don't have to it hurts when i piss we're trained professionals and it's important to us that you guys and girls at home drink responsibly with new responsibly ram the most alcoholic rum ever made with over 300 standard drinks scientists told us it wasn't possible our lawyers said we couldn't legally release it so we didn't but hey man we made shirts instead available for 24 hours only don't miss out on this extremely limited and very epic t-shirt if you're watching this tomorrow it's already too late all the cool kids have already grabbed their drink responsibly tea from shirts with the zed.course drink printed on luxurious beige cotton this tea will make you the toast of any party now let's get changed and head to the sketchiest part of melbourne where the lush sucks warehouse is located hopefully we don't get killed enjoy [Music] hello is anyone here chad i think i'm bogded off painting his coughing [Laughter] hey what's going on god hello again today we're here with famous street man street artist lush sucks and wanted criminal terrorists we're here today he's going to teach us some the ins and outs of street graffiti and street art and we're going to play around and sniff some spray paint i'm cold you know when you're cold you need a beautiful hoodie yeah you like my threads bro we haven't paid him to say this fashion hey man you're looking real good now with the cool shirts drip can we paint now i've been here for like two hours oh what's this what do you got for us can you show us your signature lush sucks tag well first you make sure you don't point that at yourself because you're gonna have a bad day so now you've got your cap on and then you kind of go what the is that what am i looking at all right well let's come up with their own tags then anything for views i don't think it has a lot of street cred you know yeah that's kind of good fit okay can you do fat for me if you're using spray paint to go paint like your next neighbor's fence or whatever one finger distance because if you're too close it goes crappy if you're too far back it goes like these what the was your name again i'm getting high and that looks clean lush you seem to have a pretty bad cough what's that from uh like 20 years of painting man it's bad and cracked i hope he's joking one time i went to buy crack in seattle i had my wallet out and i'm like pulling out the money and the dude whacked my wallet out of the hand and took the wallet ran off and i had like my passport in there so don't buy crack all right we're doing a conjointed fat tag with mask oh my god look at him that look at this how much your mistake boys you ever like render some nuts because you paint at night time on the streets sometimes right sometimes you get like weird just weird people man go on what's got any stories you ever had to break any skulls i don't want to incriminate myself but how do you flick paint how do you grab paint and flick it you take a cap so you fill that up and then oh yeah i got another idea hang on away what he says it's a bit that doesn't even work you're gonna regret this that's like a hundred times or a thousand times worse than breathing in the spray i've been spray painted before i'm fine it gets in your pores and the heavy metals in the spray paint all right you've got me paranoid now don't do that i'm washing my hands man he's scared me but we did spray paint his body with bike enamel spray paint once i spray painted a referee outfit on chad's naked body so he should be fine it ain't coming off i'll get you to do the the least fun part in your mind you map out where you want to go so you want to go here to here while you when you reach out here you take the pressure off and you reset next line reset next line just kind of zen out but if you're you've got balls of steel or whatever just like take the whole thing [Music] this looks like part of the outfit what's that oh did you spray me are you tripping brad come at me bro ah check this out man i'm infertile now we're not setting a good example for the kids bro enough enough enough what would happen if i would turn this on right into the back of it and then chad stand at the front and breathe in how many years off your life do you reckon you've taken i went to the doctors to check if i was like messed up the doctor like contacted a university in germany and stuff but he was like this is the most interesting thing i've had all year well though like this this is a specimen yes he comes back to me he's like oh yeah there's no way we can tell the damage because the way that they ultrasound or whatever the they do they can't see the actual damage anyway my dick drips after i piss for a while if that makes any sense what yeah wear a mask yeah chad's spraying me in the dick i don't know how i feel about that now so my tag would be that sucks it says rat all right go on you do your smack all right this is mine bro this is mine okay that's way better well don't don't write anything nasty over my wife fat guns nice lady peace [Music] oh man i haven't picked up the roller in years chad used to be a painter he used to do this for a living so he's gonna now show us a thing or two and we're gonna we're gonna clean these walls up so we can then put some pieces on them we'll have a competition hey uh we're back we painted the walls we had a little bit of the drink and we had some dinner and now max and i are going to compete in a paint off and lush is going to judge it and he's also going to help us out and he's also going to tell us what we're painting i'm trying not to cough yeah all right let's do it what are we doing 20 minutes for each piece oh 20 minutes is fine man 20 minutes we're going to be uh rushing so just keep that in mind otherwise that would come out way better what's the first thing you want us to paint sonic sonic hedgehog all right you ready let's go lush is going to give us some colors so when we ask for a color we'd be able to okay okay now sonic he'd be having spikes though i guess i'm i'm just waiting damn chad that looks kind of fresh man this sonic fell off our maxis is already looking better and he's done one line no i'm cracked there's gonna be some hella cracked out scuffed sonics bro i don't know i don't know chad bro that's all right just on the outline stage bro throwing the arm and now i'm just just going you know just doing what i can man these proportions are up the head up you screw this up because where's his neck gonna go this is the bauble's head this is horrendous i've already it it's just it's can i have a white spray your white over a thing will that fix it yeah i'm literally raising my entire thing can i borrow that white real quick nope just for a second nope you got to do that that nose that sits his nose always sits on the side of his face wait how come he gets hints he's talking about the same character bro just listen all right i can't get a blue please a sonic blue please how's yours looking max looks like yeah well let's compare real quick yo yours give you it's something though you know i understand how you can sit down and do this for six hours you know it kills me maybe just not jerking off enough bro yeah you know what i honestly have cut down on the jerking off this paint fuse is taking a toll on everyone oh my sonic to be none of this weak we're gonna buff something [Music] damn your lines are so good man these streams are lit [Music] they're not too bad all right let's get started stand back and look i reckon i could have improved if i had more time yeah i got a good job on the eyes i think that's not not what his eyes look like but max's one's more coherent this is more like basquiat or something and i like hearing these fancy words from the dog now we're done max come on i wanted to give him little cheeks like he always i like the little red chicken little red cheeks are having a crack oh look at that both have their their strong points and their weak points a lot of weak points but i thought this was robust and yeah oh that was very fast that's all right 20 minutes like come on i'm starting to get one of those painters headaches you're talking about what are we painting next lush simpsons simpsons characters i want bart i'll do marge simpson and you take care of homer yeah 30 minutes do you have enough yellow i think i've got yellows but they're not the best so you might have to shake this out of these though this is marge's teddy you just got a big bust you know she's not busting too hard but has a square head right the fumes haven't got to me that looks good are we doing full body because his head's already huge i'm thinking i've seen brand cells from the fumes homie my dick falafel oh man there's bart simpson's seen some things that looks good chad i like that it's kind of sick that nba draft pick marge looks like came with a frog in a car accident man bob been huffing that good what the is that i'm fixing the head later hell this is a dangerous business can you tag him into the mouth for me please he goes like that what you're like what what i don't even know what he's saying all right hey i'll run with it honestly i'm gonna fall and die funny this bar looks like he's been pulling cones remember the episode of simpsons where bart eats the mega squishy that's what he just had bro that looks like uh snake homer yeah my fingers are starting to cramp yeah mine too looks so morty that is sick where am i you feel like you're gonna puke yet ah i switched to a nice uh wide nozzle for the get the surface area of the hair you know save me a bit of time and march is kind of sick man you're really really like gonna um test if i've had insurance here how much would you say you spend on paint alone just for like one good mural generally when i go to like buy spray paint it's like a couple of grand worth each time yeah this stuff we're using is stuff that's designed for for doing what we're doing you know like graffiti what is this technique what the how are you able to do that you didn't tell us the secret yeah what the hell what are you holding out on so this guy in la a long time ago come up with this idea to take half of the top of a spray lid cut it in half drill a hole and then you can do little airbrush lines not a lot of people bother with it just makes a mess but your marge is so cool shut the up i finished mine he has a tumor on the side of his face here so that's why it's a bit wider than the other one he hit the slurpee from that episode so that's why he's stoned i wanted him to be big head mode little body and that's not because i ran out of space so i drew him a little body on a skateboard i'm really high from these fumes whoa what the hell he's putting an outline on it too trying to attempt a little bit of shading on there maybe max living dangerous you have some muscly hands i got these youtuber fingers damn max is going above and beyond what the max you've gotten so good in such a short period of time that was a fluke oh max giving me anxiety yeah that's a bad angle bro okay oh time's up quick quick [Music] it's a massive painting man yeah max you're well into it that's good explain your painting max uh marge wants a divorce oh it's marge i'm gonna hit animated sitcom the simpsons and lush explain yours i started drawing i could almost remember homer and then when i got to his neck i couldn't remember just turn him into snake simpson snake aids i just drew bart and put him on a skateboard it was him after he hit that slurp in the app he's having a good time i like how his hands have no bounce oh that was fun i had a lot of fun that was really fun if the brain damage wasn't a factor it'd be cooler to do my fingers are sore i'm so light-headed i feel like i've got something stuck in my throat i think it's just pain that's heavy metals in your liver kidneys sweet free medals bro thank you bro thanks for teaching us thanks for watching everyone press like and go check out lush socks on [Music] instagram [Music] you

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Length: 13min 2sec (782 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 11 2021