BILL BURR on MOVIE RACIAL STEREOTYPES

i don't know rented that movie uh pride recently have you guys seen that movie anybody see that it's about the first all-black swim team and the difficulties they had to go through being the first all-black swim team let me ask you a question how many of those white people are evil movies are they gonna make it's like it's all the way down to swimming you know i'm starting to run out of white guilt you know oh it's like those movies they started off unbelievable start off with roots right white guilt was at an all-time high i could barely even watch it i'm like dude i got it my ancestors are evil okay please please turn the channel dude please turn the channel they're still hitting them turn the channel this is gonna be on all week jesus christ from the channel then the 80s there was like a football movie then like cuba gooding want to be like a scuba diver remember that and now it's all the way down to swimming and i gotta admit i don't think i give a i'm not trying to be a dick but it's a recreational activity plus i've been in pools there's been black people in the pool you know i never saw any white guy like trying to like like prevent people from getting into the pool it's like they just like making this up i'm not i'm not being a dick here either okay just to clarify you know i just want anybody coming up to me after the show you know i was thinking it and then you said it i'm not saying that i don't think black people should be allowed to put on some speedos and go for a dip i'm not saying that i'm just saying these movies like the characters aren't even believable like they always have to have like that the over-the-top uninhibited white racist character you know you know that guy he's a guy like uh he's supposed to represent all the white evil you know he's like the dude they always have like screaming during the movie trailer they'll be like they were the first all black swim team get out of the pool he's got like a big vein in his forehead just screaming look not even looking around you know dude it's ridiculous real racism is quiet it's subtle people look around first make sure that you know they make sure the coast is clear there's disclaimers like dude you know i'm not racist but uh these insert group name followed by up conversation right that's how it goes down not just some guy just standing up there i think bro do you approve of this i work at the bank can i be fired immediately please the honest thing is those movies are starting to give me a complex you know because anytime they do a movie about a group of people that thinks dumb about another group of people it's always like white dudes so it's like a white dude's the only ones who think ignorant about other people you know no mexican guy ever walked up to somebody from india like dude what the is that is that itchy you what is that fight dude is the only ones walking around why you guys don't need cows give you a bunch of so then why are you wearing sandals cause wearing sandals these guys are fat no i'm just saying you know just balance the movies out a little bit like just have some of the evil that black people say about white people you know when we're not around you know like like what are some good examples you know what i mean you're hanging out you had a rough day you know what are some of the classics you know what smell like wet dogs right you got head lice or something like that right just just slip some of that in there get out of the pool wash your hand friend just make it seem a little more dude i'm just saying it's all the way down to swimming where the do you go from there we do like ping pong they were the first all black ping-pong team they're gonna steal the paddles my daughter's not playing you got to ping-pong out there and show the white man your bed ping pong no i'm not i'm not saying now i know it's always just weird bringing this up but no i'm not saying white people aren't evil either because i know where you are i got that evil in me i do i so i can feel it that's why i try to suppress it i try to dress casual you know what i mean i'm serious man i tried a suit on the other day i felt it coming up like man i want to take over some right i'm going to start telling people what to do i want to go pollute the lake blaming on my secretary you know dude i don't like those movies when they make black and white people get along man even those ones seem ridiculous you know because it always has to be like some sort of lesson in those movies just like you know i never looked at it that way it's like that never happens you know anytime i've ever hung out with a black dude at no point during the evening is he like trying to like teach me how to dance you know you know that interracial footloose moment they always have to have in those movies and i never go to his neighborhood and like try to like save a school you know how many times are they gonna make that movie you know that movie the white person goes into the projects they just have to make a difference you know they just made that movie again what that was it hillary swank it's like did you even need to go see it it's like let me guess she shows up and they don't accept her right and she goes home she cries to her feminine boyfriend who's wearing sweatpants and he's cooking something for some reason right and he convinces her convinces her to give it one more chance right so she goes back down there she starts drawing out their inner beauty next thing you know they put a do-rag on her she starts dancing and it's just embarrassing for all races involved so the love of god stop making that movie dude the amount of times they made that movie i would think i would know somebody white who actually did that you know yes my gay save ghettos that's what he does you know i sit around i watch sportscenter you know he's in the projects every weekend writing his name on the blackboard my name's mr michael all right who threw that who's through that it's just annoying after a while you know and it always works out too anytime the white person goes down there i want to make that i don't want to see a movie where it doesn't work out like the white dude goes down there the first day just gets the kicked out of him just leaving all negative you can't help these people you know you run out there you're trying to do something nice i couldn't get a goddamn word it's a 300 prescription

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Keywords: Comedian Bill Burr, Race in film

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Length: 7min 1sec (421 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 06 2012

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