Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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I love how with Bill Burr thereโ€™s always a moment where the audience isnโ€™t sure whether theyโ€™re supposed to be applauding or not

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 3444 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/XylophoneSkellington ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

20 years of overpopulation jokes led to this moment lol

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 3213 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/[deleted] ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1297 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Gato1980 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Bill Burr once looked me in the eyes and called me a โ€œfuckinโ€™ hipsterโ€. Best day of my life.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1186 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/CuriousNichols ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I don't know, I was expecting the reaction to be much worse from reading the comments. Crowd still laughed and didn't pull back that much.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1004 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Diab0lic ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Maybe cause my twitter feed is biased towards black twitter but i found more people praising bill burr rather than complaining about him

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 917 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/freshprincevinn ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Oh look who it is. Zip...

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EDIT: Monday Morning Podcast gang RISE UP.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1055 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/GREGAZORD_ ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I like how he approaches the Gay Pride Month stuff with weirdly unprovoked anger, only to transition into a literal month-based argument. It gets whimsical in the last 15 seconds.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 855 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/EaseofUse ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

He basically said "I probably won't get invited back....so I am going to say exactly whats on my mind!" And he did!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1486 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/nick7896 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Oct 11 2020 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BILL BURR! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE โ™ช >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. I AM SO -- I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE I HAVE BEEN DOING STANDUP FOREVER. AND THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LIFELONG DREAM OF MINE TO COME AND HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COMING OUT DURING THESE DIFFICULT TIMES. YOU GOT TO LOOK LIKE SURGEONS WITH YOUR MASKS ON MAKES ME FEEL COMFORTABLE THAT YOU'RE WEARING MASKS I LIKE PEOPLE WHO WEAR MASKS THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE EGGHEADS THE PEOPLE WE ALL CHEATED OFF OF IN HIGH SCHOOL, RIGHT? KEEP LISTENING TO THEM AND THEN IF YOU DON'T WEAR A MASK, THAT DOESN'T BUG ME EITHER, RIGHT? TAKE OUT YOUR GRAND PARENTS. YOU KNOW TAKE OUT YOUR WEAK COUSIN WITH THE ASTHMA, I DON'T CARE IT'S YOUR DECISION THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE IF YOU'RE THAT DUMB AND YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS, BY ALL MEANS, DO IT. STOPS YOU FROM REPRODUCING IT'S LITERALLY A DREAM COME TRUE AND SPEAKING OF DREAMS COME TRUE -- DID YOU SEE RICK MORANIS GOT SUCKER PUNCHED ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE? NEW YORK IS BACK, BABY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW YORK IS BACK, YES! WE LOST OUR X-FACTOR FOR A MINUTE CITY STARTED LOOKING LIKE A GIANT BED, BATH & BEYOND THEN BAM RICKY TOOK ONE IN THE CHOPS. IT HAD TO HAPPEN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STICK AN M&Ms STORE IN TIMES SQUARE, ALL RIGHT? THE UNIVERSE HAS TO BALANCE ITSELF GET THE PEEP SHOWS BACK IN TIMES SQUARE, OLD PEOPLE CAN WALK SAFELY 40 BLOCKS AWAY. I DON'T KNOW I'LL PROBABLY GET CANCELED FOR DOING THAT, YOU KNOW, HOW STUPID THAT IS CANCELED THING THEY'RE LITERALLY RUNNING OUT OF PEOPLE TO CANCEL THEY'RE GOING AFTER DEAD PEOPLE NOW. THEY'RE TRYING TO CANCEL JOHN WAYNE. IT'S LIKE, GOD DID THAT 40 YEARS AGO. THEY'RE ALL UP IN ARMS THEY'RE LIKE DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID IN THAT INTERVIEW IN "PLAYBOY" IN 1970? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S LIKE, YEAH. HE WAS BORN IN 1907. THAT'S WHAT THESE PEOPLE SOUNDED LIKE YOU NEVER TALKED TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND BROUGHT UP THE WRONG SUBJECT? ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY WENT OFF THE RAILS? LIKE OH, GOD KEEP MAKING THE COOKIES. YEAH, DON'T BRING UP RACE OR RELIGION WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS. YOU KEEP IT SIMPLE ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW I KNOW, I GET -- MY GRANDPARENTS ARE OLDER, I DON'T KNOW. PLOWING AHEAD. PLOWING AHEAD, LET'S TALK -- LET'S TALK WHITE WOMEN HERE, SHALL WE LET'S TALK WHITE WOMEN AMAZING. AMAZING YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. THE WAY WHITE WOMEN SOMEHOW HIJACKED THE WOKE MOVEMENT GENERALS AROUND THE WORLD SHOULD BE ANALYZING THIS. TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY, THE WOKE MOVEMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT PEOPLE OF COLOR. NOT GETTING OPPORTUNITIES. FINALLY MAKING THAT HAPPEN IT WAS ABOUT THAT, FOR ABOUT EIGHT SECONDS. THEN SOMEHOW, WHITE WOMEN SWUNG THEIR GUCCI-BOOTED FEET OVER THE FENCE OF OPPRESSION AND STUCK THEMSELVES AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DID IT I'VE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH COMPLAINING IN MY LIFE FROM WHITE WOMEN. I'M HURT WITH MY SUV AND HEATED SEATS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME TRASHING WHITE GUYS. THE NERVE. WHERE'S THE CAMERA THE NERVE OF YOU WHITE WOMEN [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK ILL OF MY BITCHES HERE, OKAY I KNOW LET'S GO BACK IN HISTORY HERE, OKAY YOU GUYS STOOD BY US TOXIC WHITE MALES THROUGH CENTURIES OF OUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. YOU ROLLED AROUND IN THE BLOOD MONEY. OCCASIONALLY WHEN YOU WANTED TO SNEAK OFF AND HOOK UP WITH A BLACK DUDE, IF YOU GOT CAUGHT, YOU SAID IT WASN'T CONSENSUAL. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU DID! THAT'S WHAT YOU DID! SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP, SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME, AND TAKE YOUR TALKING-TO [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. SO, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN NEW YORK FOR ABOUT A YEAR, YOU KNOW I WAS HERE LAST YEAR, SHOOTING A MOVIE. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH JUDD APATOW, PETE DAVIDSON, AND ALL THE GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, HAD A GREAT TIME. AND I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN LIKE 13 YEARS I IMMEDIATELY NOTICED HOW EXTRA CROWDED THE CITY WAS I WAS GETTING CLAUSE TRO PHOBIC. WHAT'S GOING ON? PEOPLE NOT USING SAFE SEX, MAKING ALL THESE BABIES, YOU KNOW SO I FINALLY WALKED UP TO THIS NEW YORK DOOR GUY, WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S LIKE, OH, NO, DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUNE. HE GOES, IT'S PRIDE MONTH. AND I'M LIKE, WHAT'S THAT? YOU KNOW I'M 52, NEVER HEARD OF IT, RIGHT? DIDN'T HAVE THAT WHEN I WAS A KID. HE GOES, GAY PRIDE MONTH AND I WAS JUST LIKE, OOOH! YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE JUST STUCK IN THE MATRIX AND YOU CAN'T -- EVERYTHING'S PRESSED UP, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING SOMEBODY GIVES YOU THAT NUGGET OF INFORMATION THAT PULLS IT BACK WHY'S IT SO CROWDED? IT'S GAY PRIDE MONTH OH TANK TOPS! ZERO PERCENT BODY FAT! TWO GUYS KISSING RAINBOW FLAGS! AAH! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED. THE MONTH OF JUNE IS GAY PRIDE MONTH. THAT'S A LITTLE LONG, DON'T YOU THINK? FOR A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT WERE NEVER ENSLAVED HOW DID THEY GET ALL OF JUNE THE BLACK PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY ENSLAVED, THEY GET FEBRUARY. THEY GET 28 DAYS OF OVERCAST WEATHER. SUN GOES DOWN AT 4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON. EVERYBODY'S SHIVERING. NOBODY WANTS TO GO ON THE PARADE [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] HOW ABOUT YOU HOOK THEM UP WITH JULY THESE ARE EQUATOR PEOPLE GIVE THEM THE SUN FOR 31 DAYS. THERE'S GAY BLACK PEOPLE, THEY COULD CELEBRATE FROM JUNE 1st, JUNE 31st, 61 DAYS TO CELEBRATE. THAT'S MY TIME WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU GUYS, EVERYBODY. JACK WHITE IS HERE EA SCKROD,E' BAZING. PLSETI AUN WLLE RIGHT BACK
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 9,507,178
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Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, bill burr, bill burr snl, bill burr stand-up, bill burr monologue, bill burr snl monologue, bill burr saturday night live monologue, coronavirus, covid-19, masks, white women, karens, karen, cancel culture, s46, s46e2, episode 2, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Bill Burr, The King of Staten Island, Paper Tiger, F is for Family, All Things Comedy
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Length: 7min 27sec (447 seconds)
Published: Sat Oct 10 2020
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