Bill Burr - How To Buy A Car Without Getting Scammed (Part 2 of 2)

[Music] all right so when okay so I go this so well I'm trying to learn how how not to get to when I buy a car so I go online find out the car I want first exactly find out what the price is that evidently is at my fingertips if I know how to search it then I go in there all right so now I know what the price is okay I'm coming in there let's just say I want to buy I want to buy a Mustang right come in there I want to buy the Mustang I know the price is 20 grand they're saying it's 28 how do I get them from 28 down to like something reasonable is is 20 reasonable or is that what they paid the dealer uh if they say they if they say they paid 20 then they paid 16 okay I mean so there's a lot of leeway in between there so like I said the best thing you're going to be able to do is to go online and find out as many price checks cross country as you can so it's not going to okay but I'm saying so I come walking in right I know you paid about 16 so like you're you're trying to you've been everybody all day long for 25 grand for this car I come in I know you paid 16 for it I want to get it for 18 you're still making you 2 Grand you know can I just come in there and look I'm giving you 18 for it why why wouldn't you just say well go for yourself I got enough saps coming in here paying 25 and just let me walk how how far down can I can I can I take you if you're not going to finance through the dealership if you come in and you just have a check from your credit union you can do that you have that leeway you have the balls then you can I mean they still they still you say the check yeah check what I'm saying you go to the credit union you you can get a you can get approv for a certain amount and then you go in you check out the scenario now I know how much the car cost exctly it's all coming together I'm learn I'm becoming informed there you go yeah you're only dealing with one number the price of the car and then they then they're screwed well they're not totally screwed cuz they're going to try to hit you with other scams so you only get that one one car price that you know you think you're high which you which you are compared to most of the SC what what are some of the other scams that I hit you with just because I'm going to go out on Limb and say a lot of people lot of our listeners do not have good credit absolutely uh another another extremely common thing is forced warranty they'll force you to get an extended warranty and most extended warranties suck anyway they're they're they're irrelevant things you don't even need for your car but they'll tell you you need a forc uh you need this warranty um or else you won't get a certain APR which is Talking Shop what's APR okay I it's annual percentage rate exactly annual percentage pulled that I didn't know what that even meant no no yeah you're right so they'll tell you I'll be like oh well you know what we can really only give you like a 9.6 but if you get this extended warranty then we're going to be able to shave it down to a 76 and so people are like really that's incredible but it's it's stupid because if uh if a finance company isn't going to give you $25,000 in credit they're not going to give you $27,000 in credit you know what I mean they're not going to give you another two grand it's it's [ __ ] I got be honest I don't know I got lost halfway through that I just got a headache this is why I'm going to get [ __ ] over annual percentage rate and extended warranty so basically the warranty they offer me is fine dude you got to keep it simple I swear to I have no I'm not the smart guy but the the just just to sum that up for you the whole thing is is I was going to be a lawyer your warranty has nothing to do with the rate that you get whether you get a warranty or not so so basically the warranty that they offer you is is the basic one is is is good enough if you change the oil you know do break stands whatever other white trash [ __ ] you do out there to ex yeah to impress Daisy Duke you don't do any Tokyo drifting keep the Tokyo drifting to a minimum you'll be fine all right I think dude part of it too is you just got to you got to go in with the attitude of like like he's saying it's like look here's what I'm paying take it or leave it this is going to be an easy sale here's the money it's in my pocket my brother's like like salesman he's he buys him over the phone like my parents go to him and they go what do you want all right and yeah he find he before the internet I don't know how the [ __ ] he did it I didn't want to go to the library back then he's somehow a news stand he somehow would figure out the price of the car and he would just just be listen I'm calling dealerships today I want this car in this color for this price and I got this money all right I'll buy it right now I got the check and like he he did it that way instead of walking like I just dude I I just I don't know what it's like even though when know know you're going to bomb that that's the that's your brother's got it right that's the way do why don't you get your brother to do it because we got into a fight at a [ __ ] cookout on July 4th there it finally came out I didn't know to say brother yeah I threatened to knock him out he was just dude we just known each other long enough I love the dude but you know he was just pushing my buttons he knew exactly what to say and then in a loud whisper I literally took him to the side on this country's birthday Joe and said dude if you don't stop [ __ ] I am going to knock you the [ __ ] out I literally ended with and you've been warned I felt like I was in wrestling you've been warned and I went back to playing like some sort of awful track ball with my sister well that's the day to do it on July 4th it is let me tell you you want fireworks buddy that was a cookout that's the day George PR George God damn it that would have been funny George Washington knocked out oppression that's the day Freedom knocked out oh yeah you're going to bring it around tie it back in so that's what I so this is what so this is what so someone in my position who has who has good I find out what the [ __ ] car costs exactly all right I go out I go to a private Credit Union uh Monopoly thing private Credit Union or or eoan you can do it on eoan too I don't do that [ __ ] on the internet do a cash card I why do people why do people pay bills and stuff on the internet it's like there's [ __ ] kids in like in dorm rooms breaking into the Pentagon and they always s go this is a secure site is it no it isn't because because it there's that you got to get to a point where you just got to let go of it dude you can't you know what I mean I can't wait I really hope there's 14 jod roas out there running around there are going to Whole Foods and just buying macaroni and you're going to have to pay for it I go to the ATM right in the bodega where they sell crack in my neighborhood I just take my card right in there you see that scam they got though you got to watch out for those things like restaurant restaurants are are replaced you got to watch out for restaurants yeah that happened it actually happened to Anthony he was at right over here at jackn hdes he went to pay for his bill and the waiter had one of those uh the card SC the card reader and before he actually you know paid for the meal you know the the you know the waiter just you know scann the thing put it in his pocket so you know saw him do that no no no no he found out later cuz obviously being being charged for other stuff and then he they you know the investigation LED right to uh jackn he cuz I guess the guy had done it to a few what I heard is is that guys come in there and they they offer people at restaurants like 500 bucks a card or something ridiculous like that 100 bucks a card or whatever dude in the course of a night whatever twice a week you got an extra Grand in your pocket so yeah pay cash when you go out to get the uh the [ __ ] steak tips dude I'm the worst I have no I have no solution I'm just saying hey now you got to watch out for that [ __ ] this is my question that part of the show but you got to watch out for that [ __ ] segment ofed this is my question cuz speaking of credit and all that [ __ ] I have terrible credit as we've spoken about on the show because of the deck collection and stuff am I [ __ ] with ever buying a car how do how does Joe how does Joe de roza coming in with a beat up Detroit Tigers hat like you this guy come walking in right he's a schlub right you're just like okay I know this [ __ ] doesn't have any money H how how are you going to how you going to bend him over the fake wood panel station I was just sitting there how long can I insult him before he would jump in he took like you know he's got a small dick yeah you're like like Jerry Quarry you just kept stay you wouldn't go down you just kept taking him I didn't think you were GNA keep going I all right so yeah so what do I do with bad with shitty credit well what you do is also you go to the credit union or elone you do the same thing you don't Finance through the dealership because if you if you finance through the dealership with bad credit you're going to how do how does this pathetic excuse for a financial statement how does he go out and get credit how do you go about how does he get a loan how does you get an escort for 6 months you drive it around and your credit goes up you know what they're going to do on the website they're going to they're going to drag Joe's grandmother onto his onto his laptop just just hit s grandma that's that's how you're going to get your loan dude they used to [ __ ] they they [ __ ] my dad up man cuz my dad had bad credit when I was growing up and I remember when I got my first car going into the dealership with my dad and getting like a 10-year-old Ford Escort or something and they're like get all the payments give us 400 a month you know the G the Griswald mobile yeah dude it was my dad was so GIS like he was such a p push over and just be like and I remember actually convinced my dad that we should get the car and he was like he was like how how we going to pay for and I go well if you don't give me allowance any anymore which was $10 a week I go that's an extra 40 bucks a month and that was I actually kind of sold him on that and he went for it so you actually you were a part of it yeah I saw what the guys were doing I jumped right in there with it I jumped right on the winning team but get back to this so this is basically like have you bought a car since you left no I have not I moved to New York you moved to New York yeah so you don't need one but oh man it's like this simple like how when you worked at the dealership how many times did somebody just call up over the phone and go I got this check I want this car oh never never people never did that they were uninformed and people never did that and my dealership screw people left well well let me ask you this then who the [ __ ] am I then that I can actually just do this cuz people are starting to do that now people are starting to get smart they have the internet they have all the prices they can that oh my God uh uh uh o

Channel: Bill Burr University

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Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 27 2023