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[Music] [Applause] y'all know my slogan bring that ass hill bring that out tell me why your body shaped like a toothpick like a two bit what are you jeans y'all know my slogan you mean you mean [Applause] sound like a dirt bike [Applause] if you've never had roaches or been in somebody's house with roaches huh it can be super embarrassing let's talk to them a little bit y'all when you got them wrong oh no [Music] everybody says [Applause] [Music] don't you know them roaches taste good [Music] oh [Applause] is [Applause] as soon as i come through i let that chomp off bow pow that's not a chocolate sauce i'm sorry as soon as i come through i kill everybody we killing one person no we tough we kill everybody when i'm in the club i make it rain i'm gonna pick that up okay don't give me no big worry man okay your word is compensate can i go back and come back again y'all give me another word no all right look look look we pimping pimping we slipping trapping we tripping we alright now i'm just playing here we go look on my pimp let me demonstrate i love me a tender cake put you on that alley get to penetrate then i come and get that money compensate [Applause] [Music] so i gave her a tip [Applause] who the hell you talking to [Applause] [Music] [Applause] your girl trying to take all my alimony [Applause] my dog boy's so fat what that when silent he eat rice with it i'ma show you that i'm so gangsta i'm gonna take out your other eye and play dice with it if you don't fly this show is over cause last year was powder this year's platinum squad y'all ready stay ready ain't got to get ready i heard that wow [Music] [Applause] i told you okay um let's see well we see there's one thing that i can't ignore your body is built just like an extension cord i mean you need to smoke a joint matter of fact your body felt like an exclamation point all right that was i guess that's white people jokes here we go bring them to the hood all right it's hard for me to pick a thought you got some socks over your knees because you suck [Applause] oh [Applause] okay well listen guys calm down a little bit he didn't really win yet when he hit last night i had to ask is it in yet let me go wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute uh-uh you cannot be talking about my i never girl who sounds like this [Applause] dc stand for the crack baby because i know you smoke crack boy he got a wild out girlfriend but on the low she like fat boys smash this hold on hold on let me let me run a bottle let me rebuttal yeah i used to have a while in line girl now that might be true you've been a while or not for four seasons you're just mad cause i hit one before you hello i ain't done i ain't done i talk to a doctor hold up wait a minute cue qv i'll talk to his doctor he said he might don't make it he's so big don't distress mom look like pieces of bacon [Applause] you need to have your fork stop i bet your favorite karate booth it's a pork chop [Music] [Applause] i'm from new york home of the temple and boots jump in the coop [Applause] [Music] [Applause] um listen i don't know my name shawty but look i'm gonna go ahead and spit some things shawty i'm really sensitive all over the world everybody know we're not the same [Music] drink food check this out i love benihanas i really like your mama and for that gum gum talk on the chest that's that yum yum sauce okay okay yo uh you know my mom told me about that she said it was amazing because when she seen your she thought you was asian [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wasn't ready for that till she showed her breast i call that tit-for-tat [Applause] [Applause] oh check this out you ready look look look yeah you got a track called i hit it first you just mad cause kanye sperm actually works the award goes to donald trump let me do him [Applause] [Music] i would like to thank everybody who voted for the impeachment award i love peaches i'm glad uh hillary clinton couldn't find those emails because i sit there a couple bits um and now one more thing i'm i have a shelter for kittens call grab the cat below t-pain bring that ass here boy look i'm about to hit you with his sonic boom your career ain't without auto-tune but listen i [ __ ] with you don't get me though i hate you every time you do this in your video he ain't that dude a small chris tucker with these lil wayne tattoos once again i'm on once again i got another million dollar home and i'm not too many cars i got two minutes i got too many bars with me i ain't even playing around that's why they call me teddy pender ass down he's very monkey since i want to dress like a musician but now these are neat thoughts i be watching that basketball housewives boy i need to change their name to basketball side chick cause jackie got a big ad nose i want to see her with a sinuses breathing [Applause] big [Applause] look i'm chris tucker and man i'll find the butts out here's the big when craig knocks you the [ __ ] out that's team i see that's not a break [Applause] i ain't with the joker i make that body pop listen you'll beat your ass like craig did you could get molly watch it's not gonna be like the matrix when i throw him in the air and then we move out the way and let his body drop [Applause] i'm [Applause] okay never mind i'm on his team i cannot believe nick cannon just got you up and being a wildlife girl just sitting right there and that's it watch it baby come here what's up baby you good all right go run the call for me i'll be there okay see when you mess with like me i can have you on the runway baby come here skinny bastard look at this skinny you like a healthy crack head big eyes lips i mean you can whisper in your own ears [Applause] okay he looked like a rick ross stutter kid wait a minute wait a minute i bet you being the with a saw bad spear you be behind bushes like i'm about to make that lion bring that ass here shut up pick up and kill it i'm bout to go got the sneakers you feel it know when they come to the kicks i'm the illest boy i don't know what you're talking about willis i bet they lean your tortoise the evolution of justin bieber justin bieber at 15. justin bieber at 17. oh black friends justin bieber at 19. justin bieber at twenty-one hey my name is chico b i said something about you earlier but you know you my g yo ain't got nothing else to say just want to let you know i agree that dude sitting right there look just like a negro broccoli tree [Applause] oh i just i just want to say this oh first baby daddy used to get repo and a second baby daddy out of shape and i know i got a chance with that ass cause girl your stamina's all over the place hey dc coming at me wrong dc i'm bound to catch a case you can never hit black channel with that global on your face oh that was funny huh you got pews on your chin puke on your cheeks come on [Applause] barbershop first of all if y'all looking for smoking this is parent's house she wake me up just to find her remotes my whole remote you heard what you said my mama stole all her teeth under my bed i can't even go out the house just to kick it when i come back it's like little boy do them dishes talking about dishes your mama kicking my mama oh man i see her titties [Applause] mike right we're going to do this for cynthia wartore new york city we want you to put your hands in the air this song right here is for some kids who never wanted me [Applause] died i wouldn't care and my mom says my mother is a single mom but the preacher said she got the ball he come to the house and preached and in the sink he leaked and the winner is chris tucker [Applause] first off i want to thank i'm tired of y'all calling me smokey cause i don't [Applause] but rush hour was your best movie of all time come here white girl no you ain't talking about me please don't start your ass up here dressing like a disco ball in the trailer park commit genuine bring that ass up [Applause] i know you ain't talking about oh gee right here uh-uh cause we don't play phil how to hand your ass 50 but still got baby health hell no i ain't done when i get down with him oh gee gonna give me a raise i'ma get a push i might look around and take your cause you got a pony and i got a full-blown horse let's go your topic is playground go to the playground talking about the playground that ain't hard your girl be swinging over monkey ball she was bound to ride yo girl let me hop on her slide talking about slide hold up hold up cool i hit oh swing hold on who are you you better start before i put a booger on you booger on me [Applause] young [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let me make one thing clear you so black at night when you blink you disappear hold up mother sucker let's go dc you know nick has to sleep with every girl to get him on the show right are you sure you want to make that why not girl your wife let me tell you something don't give a damn cause i ain't no wimp i told her you still gotta work for nick cause i'm a pimp [Applause] you didn't make it now [Music] [Applause] uh [Applause] my boy chad's about to get married so he let me keep his own [Applause] i said [Music] conceded him know [Music] don't [Music] ah you thought you kid me but did not go down the girl teach me how to cool let's run down wait i got asthma okay the rest i need your girls all in the dust hey listen i know a roach i can tell phil look i need a coach oh listen and that's sad the police saying your mother [Applause] [Applause] hey [Applause] everybody roger girl like a darling oh listen witness spoiled i beat it up she made me leak my oil look and that's a rest ain't nick i'm the girl in the nest [Applause] he couldn't get caught to be so he got a zealous wait a minute hold up hold up listen i gotta come on and save my team nobody had bigger than my man chico bean i listen here your head so big when your thought comes up they like typewriters i see the t i see the h what dc you know you're not lit why are you coming up here with your leg look like two chopsticks [Music] [Applause] [Music] they like hold up where you [Applause] i just got one question i think everybody in the world want to know when you put your arm around that dude and you say you know big soldier is from the hood where he pushed your stupid ass we all want to know why you didn't hit that with the you [Applause] oh i said at any moment now he gonna hit that with you now see what happened was they got things out here called lawsuits she did what i'm saying you know i'm worth 30 million you know what i'm saying hey america that was hello your parents must be beavers cause you built like damn i said that already that's my joke he was funny that's not yours that is i said that last season when i i got another one there do it then parents must be jealous cause you built like jazz [Applause] you got on the red waist train ain't never seen that real talk listen and i mean that look i'ma tell you it looking scary you look like a nasty ass strawberry oh man in the bottom of the bag with somebody you wishing you never had i'm rapping on this beat with your ball-headed ass and you be hating over that because you really trashed and you ain't never had no job on the red in the black squad every time you wanna rap take a nap as time [Music] you are good but then your ass going back to the hood [Applause] [Music] how many people do this with the money you give them hey i got it [Applause] read the question again homeless people do this with the money you give them ah my boy i appreciate my voice [Applause] [Applause] but that's the cause look at him [Applause] gail okay you like jerome off martin thought okay yeah now let's get this understood okay if you want to make a hit single today i bet it sounds like don't you know no girl don't you know no i'm about to put one of my youngests on you right quick right here come on bring that ass here boy that's what you say after every round but why you look like you put your titties taped down okay hold on oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my teddy's oh down you need to stop you a fake ass nicki minaj what you mean [Applause] boy you built like a ghetto victoria's secret model skinny head ass boy boy bring your ass here boys hold up hold up hold up boy if you can get your show on hard to get my food out to drive through licking there [Applause] hold on hold on well you know like the first person i ever learned how to draw you stick figure body having ass boy well if you don't get your small teeth i can only eat soul food looking at hold up hold up hold up i only can eat potato salad look at that hold up i can only eat bananas wait a second y'all do y'all like follow instagram and stuff you know you know the boy that was like gay and then he came he came out he came back out and was like oh i don't like mans no more yeah he was like i don't look like don't he look just like that kid i'ma say [Applause] [Music] no lap around the theater because you're not going to be booking any other work in any time enjoy it you won't even make it to tough comedy enjoy your lap around the theater because you're not going to be booking any other work ah honey this is the ceiling you need to fire your dentist how do you take your goddamn braces off but you're killing the little middle part stupid anger see toddler keep the wire that's keep to wire [Applause] to be completely honest like you live in like a 750 a month apartment and you like can barely afford it with your wild and out checks [Applause] oh jesus oh my god yo who's up i'm gonna tell y'all something that you need to know when it comes to women man i am a proof now what i'm about to say about sound crazy but a little while [Applause] passengers we come through it's valentine's day massacre d.c why are you screaming thug life you look like the main character from a bug's life [Applause] now look cool i'm gonna need my respect look this ain't got nothing to do with you cause you need to get your damn relationship in check so listen um listen white girl why you coming to me i'ma tell you right now your ass is ugly from head to your [Applause] [Music] [Applause] of nick i'm getting braided and you look just like a farmer cause you only deal with chicken heads listen what you're talking you need to take that back cause your ass look like a hannah montana it's his own crap listen where your daddy at [Applause] hey i got one for you i don't need trump i'm going over the wall [Music] every time i grab your hand i always just want to give you a chance and there's something that you need to know i can't marry you today cause i'm still chances are [Music] [Applause] [Music] bring your stupid ass up here you too ddg whatever you hear ddt wrong with you she goes you stay in your land right here now big mac don't come for the red squad you already know we the best your ass ain't got no neck so when you swallow your food go straight to your chest now listen hold up chico your body is so sloppy you dress like a security guard that ain't gonna chase nobody hold up hold on wait a minute nick you lied to me who is this you said we were gonna get usher wait a minute wait a minute that was unfair that was unfair your topic is african culture [Applause] [Music] now you all out now you while out i know i'm real romantic hmm you know why i did all that girl mm-hmm i'm just letting you know ain't nothing gonna block me from loving you yo black squad that is some rap we the best team that is a fact clips fat ass will have an asthma attack dc built like bobby brown after the okay okay check this out right i never seen no battle rapper that wall caprese you cut the holes in your mother pants cause that's how many times that you've been up on your knees [Applause] all right white people's favorite flavors what is mayonnaise god damn ah damn hold up i said light mayonnaise damn [Applause] come on now dc what's up nick you good what's happening john john that's my name that's my name uh if you had a trash can right okay which one of these would you throw away okay your music career your movie career or her braids which one damn why sweetheart i think your braids are beautiful you're newbie and brave but i love my music and my movie so i'm a plea defense god let them talk about you like that your brains are beautiful justina you ain't finna go at my team i can't believe you did this don't like the underground atlanta cause everything down there going out of business hey well dc i'm the bomb baby you need that spark your booty is as wide as piedmont park [ __ ] have got some ass shots and i'm a knock at the door look at your nose it's not even yours [Applause] cause you ain't got no joke i do got a joke you just gotta listen you probably can't hear me cause your voice keeps [Music] now listen mama almost been the casualty they almost didn't let me rap in reality hey hold up with the ropes no i'm a comedian you know i got the jokes hey hold up we pull in there hold up what that deal that's on the ship oh hold up butterball have my girl reel dripping like a waterfall i ain't falling no what's going on daisy crazy [Applause] okay well if you don't get your goddamn bobby brown look at every little step i take ass [Applause] [Music] [Applause] if you don't get your gym clip looking ass out of here but but wait a minute wait a minute hold on talk to him but you're acting like a ballet driver let me go get your car stupid boy if you don't get your god welcome to my 7-eleven you can't mess with me your girl came to my store and gave me a slurpee [Applause] but you know the next time i'm gonna steal out of your people's stove [Music] i'm gonna dip the next time i go in your people's though imma steal me a big bag of chips [Applause] yo man you know what i can't even believe this man i i was i'm really about to i'm about to start crying cause i never thought i was gonna see them in person like this you know what i'm saying like they known for blocking shots man like you only see them on tv man like y'all make some noise for dwight howard's shoulders the answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie what is oh my god can you guys be quiet [Applause] what is yes 9-1-1 there's some black people watching the movie right now [Applause] um actually that could never happen because the human body scientifically doesn't carry that much blood what if i was on you guys's side you up here talking about shrimp life and all that so please don't push me you just mad cause that white man is doing the mannequin challenge all in mariah's you and your wild and our girl is real tired matter of fact who gonna pay for all that formula cause both y'all fight hold up this ain't my only job so what the hell i got five y'all can catch me in the morning on trs wait wait hold on hold up yo hold up i got you that job [Applause] that ain't the answer i hope you ain't checked in trl got cancelled hold on hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up guess what t.i probably did get canceled but that ain't fair i'm working so hard guess what you can also catch me on hip hop squad yo hold on that may be true but guess what i produced that too hey hey what you call a lesbian dinosaur oh no what lick a lotta boy i bet you won't say bring that ass here to jason lee [Applause] boy if you'll get your goddamn about to get ready to play in the church basketball league however you don't get your goddamn i look like a black male when you put it out and try to light it again look in there if you'll get your goddamn on 65 next week y'all have to shake it boy if you don't get the goddamn dress like a half bag of wheat looking at somebody hope you don't get your goddamn four days ago i fell asleep at the light come ain't got enough sleep boy if you don't get your goddamn dc you got something right here looking at us up out here if you don't get your guy down why that air will fat in the grocery [Applause] store [Applause] yo ass is too big you need to quit quit i bet when you get in your bed you gotta do it just like this okay i said dc that was cool but you don't want to battle me especially cause you built like that tree on guardians of the galaxy grew ass looking i said crew ass looking i said group ass looking i got something i keep dancing groove look at your titties move keep dancing keep grooving what you want a smoothie i said okay i regret sometimes i got this weight but see you you regret is in the middle of your face now chill that right now ain't it as soon as i got this tattoo mother i got rich oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] now listen what i'm about to say might hurt your pride but this is how you dress when you can't find your clothes on your uber outside this my cousin tasha sophie don't try to ball me but you could tell what's on the shirt dad her titties always salty [Applause] [Music] just like your cousin tone this girl over here like getting faded she came to the show [Music] you ain't hot like justina look at you uh your topic is sneakers [Music] just some lebrons i'm in pumas in philly how are you they shoot i got them healies that is [Applause] we are not related i don't know where he lives but i know dc's sister and she know why my feet so big as a family this my cousin whitney and she's single as can be her last left cause she got a chance just like dc [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] go to the playground talking about the playground that ain't hard your girl be swinging over monkey ball bad ain't true she was bound to ride yo girl let me hop on her slide talking about slide hold up hold up you know what i'm gonna go tell you i know with three shirts and 65 pairs of pants you're the richest homeless person almost [Applause] put your wand for your nose longer than peachtree all right dc that was funny but it wasn't towards your opponent dude [Applause] [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry about your notes i'm sorry [Applause] your answer is the cheapest thing to feed a family when you're broke what is one of my favorite dishes noodles what is a witch sandwich [Applause] because they wish they had a sandwich what is sugar water what is sleep because sometimes [Applause] uh what is a syrup sandwich [Applause] there's some on here ready see young fly y'all ready all right on the roof d.c you're the only gangster from atlanta with asthma west side hold on yo let me take my ass i do got amber but guess what when you wake up in the morning yo like this [Applause] dc one hit a quitter tko you hey yeah y'all don't know where he when you touch him he makes sound effects [Applause] [Music] every mother show you and all you got to do is press a button [Applause] another nick song look like you need to hop off you haven't been on tv for years yeah that's true but how does it feel to be on television and this all you do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you need to know that's all you need to know i wanna go to africa so bad when you're gonna let me go stop for real i [Applause] y'all give it up for my wife give it up for my wife come on ninja you know i trained you better than that now give it up for everybody come on see that why i can't be with you you just give it up to everybody wait hold up [Applause] it's over it's over come on i see you right here you know what he don't want to step up here because he knows his feeling's going to get hurt that's why he back there dressed like the windows in the church incredible chain he smashed for free last time you queefed you popped out of nick payne and cd that but that counted as a sale okay talking about queefing don't tell me cause every time you burp it smells like and do you see how you dress i'll [ __ ] with that only thoughts be wearing the bucket hats i just want to bait him in oh oh my let's put my oh you cut your dress like a picnic [Applause] dress like a picnic do that dance but dc is shaped like a garden in put your little hands and your little feet and all you say when you rap cause i beat that's what you heard look y'all all my number dc you're my guy but i still gotta bark at you dressed like some leftover barbecue barbecue please don't lie your hair look like curly fries that's true but i still look better than you real teeth oh big feet and don't worry oh smoke punk oh i got one that's colder you have big ass soul [Applause] do the dc fly [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] is [Laughter] [Laughter] okay [Applause] what the hell catch me in the morning [Applause] oh [Applause] ah you went [Applause] all right what is a windshield wiper [Applause] what is it a cockroach stupid egg man little one look at that stick look at that man what is the worm off of men in black you don't wanna see my face cause that means your stupid ass don't go to a case um now i got the gravel and this what you gonna see when i bang this motherfu oh my be free come on [Applause] i ain't gonna let you talk to brittany like that because he said i got a gravel it's called a gavel gravel with some [ __ ] on the ground [Applause] it's the same thing yo for years i've been putting food in your mouth i don't really care about that 85 south cause i'm gonna let you know don't bout to hand that feature next season i don't really need you [Applause] since you said that look now you said that you was gonna fire us and it needed for you to know if you find me him and him guess what ain't nobody fair to watch this show [Applause] [Music] [Applause] y'all i know i'd be doing my music man and nick finally gave me a feature but i went home and took his ass off the song yeah no features no features oh look nick cannon wants to give us a feature why did you tell me to meet you here girl what is wrong with you i can't be seen i told you this we're not in a relationship i already got a relationship listen you are moving too fast like this dude forehead girl you are ahead of yourself [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] you got the top then i got it off the box [Applause] [Applause] is so petty [Applause] you told me we were getting paris hilton not perez come here i'm going to keep it real you thank you up here grown until your little ass start paying some bills i'm talking like [ __ ] dance man that's gonna kick your making money i bet you won't say bring that ass here to jason lee boy if you don't get your goddamn about to get ready to play in the church basketball league well if you don't get the goddamn i look like a black male when you put it out and try to light it again look in there if you'll get your goddamn on 65 next week y'all have to shake his leg boy if you don't get the goddamn dress like a half bag of wheat looking there somebody hope you'll get your goddamn four days ago i fell asleep at the light cause i ain't got enough sleep boy if you don't get your goddamn d.c you got something right here looking at us up out here hope you don't get your guide down but i'd have a fat in the grocery [Applause] okay shake hands with your conscious stupid [Music] [Applause] [Applause] baggage role [Applause] if you don't get your little ear ashy lip wrinkle neck ass the [ __ ] up out of here boy boy your head the same size of that little thing on the inside of a sunflower see hey d.c i know where you got your slogan from you was walking around midtown with your ass out and it was like bring that ass here boy [Applause] you know what dad your head's so small let's check out the girl ponytail stupid ass bruh boy i know with three shirts and 65 pairs of pants you're the richest homeless person i'm on [Applause] what you want for your nose longer than peace all right dc that was funny but it wasn't towards your appointed you oh okay here we go i am nicholas cannon i ain't gonna lie boy you ugly little [ __ ] this got a purple thermal what the [ __ ] the windows said you got any thermal some purple why did you tell me to meet you here girl what's wrong with you i can't be seen i told you this we're not in a relationship i already got a relationship listen you are moving too fast like this dude forehead girl you are ahead of yourself [Applause] my boy nick cannon is so blind he told me that we was going to reshoot this in the summertime in atlanta and i know it's going to be hot so i made them buy all the women lace frogs oh excuse me ma'am you need one okay so mean d.c [Music] this my cousin jasmine and i'm gonna let you people know her hat is blown out cause she's like driving with her head out the [Music] [Applause] ah window i gotta fart i'm gonna let it go too i am nick cannon's thoughts god damn i'm hot in the mother these your thoughts next they supposed to be in your head i mean your thoughts you scared of your insides glass what stupid ass brother why your head look like j cole before the dream i'm on your way [Applause] drop the beat [Music] [Applause] emoji those ain't easy those are too easy that's me is your church plans in your socks do those turban come in one size like do they got baby size turbines that girl yo i look like a green powerpuff girl [Applause] i like your green hair girl i do too and everything nice [Music] this is my uncle and his wife shanice [Music] [Applause] you will never have a six-pack one two three four you got belly rolls [Applause] okay i said dc you know i like the action and you look like an undercooked michael blackston i look like a cook what undercooked michael black's [ __ ] you want some nacho please hey mix with some broccoli hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] club manager who looked like a strip club manager hey all right dc who you got over there man listen here you ain't gonna believe this first of all you need car insurance you know what i'm saying you probably seen them on all the car insurance and i ain't got no car but i'm excited man y'all give it up for the lizard off the geico commercials pounds you might see him at home depot looking for a job give it up for it [Music] your starting point guard coming all the way from a trap house near you you're a crackhead uncle he's your cousin he can drop a whole tonator in 20 minutes give it up for crackhead radio [Applause] [Music] you do got a little stupid ass sweat shooting it boy yo i look like jake london american dragon stupid yo yo yo yo the only canon nick ever seen was a camera dc look like designer congrats on panda [Applause] all right sir i'm gonna get your wife for this one come here wife bring that ass here now look the diss tracks about nikki yeah you put her in her place but guess what i got a surprise i brought nicki minaj here now say it to her face [Applause] yo hold on hold on hey i want the fat boy here we go now big butt i don't want to sound like no hater but when i googled your name guess what it came up a refrigerator hey nick i know hold up man let me get it out i want it done no no no no no no no okay okay go ahead all right try to come at me yeah i might be big but i'm still the man though if i'm the refrigerator get you the handle what you laughing that big head little girl i wrote somewhere you thought [Applause] y'all ready here we go check this out look look look my look i can't go to court i'm very scary we just passed the money february look where it is terry and boy you look like your name is arbitrary [Applause] this is my cousin ashley she graduated from nine schools i always say jenkins cause she look like velma from scooby-doo [Applause] look at her head and it ain't so right hey y'all go ahead look like a brake light i ain't lonely no mo yo who's up who we introduced who we introduced this is my cousin and peep always approach us they always try to fight us cause she looked like [Music] omarosa [Applause] dress like a picnic do that dance but dc is shaped like a garden end with your little hands and your little feet and all you say ah when you rap cause i beat you that's what you heard look y'all [Applause] that tattoo on your face you know that's a no-no you look like an unfinished coach logo if you left no one would be missing you you look like employee of the month at jiffy lou all right listen y'all know i'm bout my bread you got a band-aid on your knees stop giving listen i was at the [ __ ] walk and it really changed my world i was in the street towing with your mom and your girl i'ma tell you like this ah that needs some cushion you got your hair like rapunzel but guess what don't nobody want to see you from that dragon ass [Applause] since you want to beat chris tucker so bad why don't you go ahead and save soo if you don't get your young white girl off the hustle and flow i'm gonna do this for you i'm gonna do this for you d.c you got two toothpicks for legs and you built like a dirty q-tip microphone headaches boy oh i'm about to goddamn you'll get your goddamn only thing you bring to the barbecue is mayonnaise [Applause] your fans think you're messy and they wish you would do better you should introduce your top lip to your bottom lip because they ain't never been together she tripping right i got you real i got you you are real housewives she just aside i'm tired of hearing you ramble y'all looking at the face that got trl cancelled you talking about tra i got counsel you hit me on the low let's talk about when you called me three months ago talking about some please can you get me on the show probably you need help she was like please immediately they choking me okay here's the thing that ain't really true so let me hear your rhyme next okay trl called me they wanted me to be a guest they said you really good and the fans know your face dc i keep it real they wanted me to take your place [Applause] clayton we all know you ratchet you look like steph curry if you never made a basket dc i'll mean to be a hater but you look like doug funny if he grew up in decatur okay that's cool but this is critical yo he is garbage cause your outfit made out of trash bag material okay it must be thursday i'm about to take my ass to the curb d.c come on okay dc trash bag yeah i'll take that but you sold your boy if he never made crank that you you sure i can go in yeah okay damn justina you bigger [Applause] yo yo dc i don't mean to be rude but you so skinny and look like you allergic to food with pants that tight you can't even get your lean on you decide to wake up and put her jeans on i can't breathe in there [Applause] you know what you need to do you need to go to every little kid birthday party and swallow that helium out that balloon and maybe your voice will change [Applause] dc there's one thing that i can't ignore your body is built just like an extension cord i mean you always hyper you need to smoke a joint matter of fact your body felt like an exclamation point all right that was i guess that's white people jokes here we go bring them to the hood all right it's hard for me to pick a thought you got some socks over your knees cause you suck a lot wait a minute wait a minute i ain't done now listen look they gonna hear this word you got a scarf around your neck that's for catching sperm [Applause] okay well listen guys calm down a little bit he didn't really win yet when he hit last night i had to ask is it in yet let me go wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute uh-uh you cannot be talking about my another girl who sounds like this [Applause] like the underground atlanta cause everything down there going out of business hey well dc i'm the bomb baby you need that spark your booty is as wide as piedmont park should've got some ass shots and i'ma knock at the door look at your nose it's not even yours see how they can breathe out the left side cuz i got the right dc you don't want that smoke every day you doing cause you ain't got no joke i do got a joke you just gotta listen you probably can't hear me cause your voice keep [Applause] huh get this picture of me in dc [Music] [Applause] it's brook and justina yellow just passengers we come through it's valentine's day massacre dc why you screaming thug life you look like the main character from a bug's life all right now look cool i'm gonna need my respect look this ain't got nothing to do with you cause you need to get your damn relationship in check so listen up listen white girl why you coming to me i'ma tell you right now your ass is ugly from head to your feet the truth [Music] [Applause] and you look just like a farmer cause you only deal with chicken heads listen what you're talking you need to take that back cause your ass look like a hannah montana it's his own crap listen what your daddy [Applause] hey we got our wwe superstars in the building aren't you the grown male watcher we got sophie jumper in the building that makes the noise for them they gonna perform later and we got all our atl family in the building that's why it's time to play the perfect game y'all know it y'all love it it's called family reunion so sit on down we about to introduce our family members we got each team member out in the audience and if the introduction is funny it gets a bell if it's not it gets that buzzer team with the most bells wins the game y'all know the song let's clap along there we go let's go at the family reunion who we introducing who we introduced here's my cousin keisha and she has a lot of cash and she paid me fifty dollars to see me whip the jt rex ass at the family reunion and we ain't never scared she'll beat your ass while i sit back and do my hair [Music] [Applause] but you could tell what's on the shirt [Applause] [Music] just like your cousin tone this girl over here like getting faded she came through the show but her edge is going to make this my cousin michael and he balls just like shaq but he switched to football cause he likes to get sacked at the but he only got her cause he lied and said he was kaepernick [Applause] [Music] who we introduced this is my cousin and dc says thanks y'all give it up and welcome back azaleah [Music] [Applause] there's a lot of family members in the building but who won that game i'm gonna say the red squad one that will make some more that's what i was talking about everybody on their feet direct take us up [Applause] let's start it off clack with me y'all come on at the family reunion who we introducing who we introducing my cousin like to steal that's why he in and out of jail see he even stole just hilarious ponytails the homie andrew and he not what you're looking for he's famous for saying i don't like men's no more we are not related i don't know where he lives but i know dc's sister and she know why my [Music] this my cousin whitney and she's single as can be her last left cause she got a chance just like [Applause] [Music] d.c this is the land of the home of black showbiz but what i didn't know is that out here dudes we wearing wigs [Applause] [Music] she's aggressive she be harming me but look don't she look like busy bone from bone thugs and harmony [Applause] ashtray [Applause] reunion this is my cousin and peep always approach us they always try to fight [Music] this my cousin keith and this might come as a surprise but he don't ever use his pockets he just put everything in the bags under his eyes [Music] it's my cousin ronnie and he is well fed when he wall white he looked just like a devil [Music] oh [Applause] this is my family and we made it through the hurdle so y'all give it up it's mr miss silly from the color purple reunion [Music] now this is my girl jazz yeah she rap and she get a spit on but don't she look like dc young fly if he had a wig this is my twin [Applause] at the family reunion [Music] [Applause] this is my sister paris and since day one we've been real tight keep your hands up after reunion cause you know i like the fight i gotta say the black squad one now with some make some noise for the black score everybody on their feet you know they came to play shouts out to miss nikki baby bears [Applause] [Music] this is my cousin and she picked me up in a rental but don't her head shape just like when you buy the eraser awful pencil away [Music] here's my brother carter we are the minorities we are only here cause our dad owns ntv reunion who we introduce who we introducing this my cousin jacob i invited him to the scene y'all this who i'm replacing with that chico bean the family who we is this my cousin kim and it's so hard to please her especially when they just look like me and jesus at the family reunion this my cousin brandon and he is really funny i don't care if we on water now bobby give me my money and i'm not playing like all right i'll fight you for real i don't care nothing about this show i don't care about no work give me my money get it at the family [Applause] this my cousin sees dc we don't mean to attack you but you need to holler at him i can cover up that tattoo [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] dj d-rec who won that game i gotta say the red squad found more relatives so the red squad wins make some noise for everybody on their feet t-rex take us down atlanta make some noise welcome back to a legendary episode of wildin out we got kirk franklin in the building y'all it's an honor it's a privilege right now since kirk it's like a big brother to me man he family so we got to play a family game y'all know what y'all love it it's called family reunion real simple we got all our people out in the audience and they you know gonna introduce their family members if it's funny and get that bell if it's wacky get a buzzer let's get to it y'all at the family reunion who we introduced this my cousin chris and he ain't quite a boss yet but don't he look just like young thug mixed with offset [Music] [Music] this is my nana and she's 69. she goes to church with us because we're white and we get out on time [Applause] this my cousin achmed i'm telling y'all we don't like your shirt plus he always selling bean pies outside of the church at the family reunion who we introduced [Music] and she showed me so much love her hands so ashy it look like she got on usher gloves this my cousin chris and he used to be my pastor but they had to close his church because he ate all the communion crackers [Applause] who we introducing who we introducing this my nephew hey i always say i'ma come to support you but go ahead fool you famous don't ever say ain't it nothing for ya this our pastor phillip his praying methods are different he really don't pray for men but he lay hands on all the women [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a lot of family in here i gotta give it to the black squad make some noise for the black squad because chrysler came to play the man of god is in the building y'all keep it going for everybody on your feet [Applause] oh yeah freestyle rapping but here at wild and out we focus on the jokes and each punch line is one point added to the total score so josh lloyd beth keenan kale y'all can go home with one of them comedy championship belts y'all ready for it wants to come so let's step up black squad grand squad let's get to it y'all dj drops a beat hey hey clap your hands y'all tap your hands y'all hey gonna do like this yeah uh ever since all that i've been bout to blows y'all wanna hear me do a rap then i'll hear it go girl like moment care i love on soda and i'ma keep on rolling like i'm on this coast it's the one freestyle and you know i'm the man y'all gotta give it up but detective dan and i'm gonna keep on doing it cause i'm in the mood my man keenan told me i was a super dude but i keep it poppin yo i keep it hot yeah laurie black what's your vital thought anna i just go and keep on rhyming nick cannon is perfect i could do it every time you out here trying to make me look like a dummy but we all know you run that wasn't funny i'm out here i'm getting in my money yeah i still work for nick nick nick dude and y'all work for knit [Applause] because on this show you was always wearing dresses and i'm just letting you know i keep it racks and uh i can't do it cause you know i'm all that uh but i don't know what's the better buzzer of bale they should have named that show keenan and fail hey will you cut this beat for me real quick hey yo dj d-rex cut the beat i just want to talk to the black team real quick charlie clips you are so big i mean you're gigantic you'll sink the whole place we call you titanic you know i'm coming to score and unlike your last name we do not want more julia you are so white we should probably change your name to pumpkin spice tim i don't want to sound like i'm hating but there's a tiny reason that i don't mess with asians and tori who should go get kell and josh we don't think you're all that we just think you're a bunch of thought [Applause] you know what you can't mess with me because it's too late you love black so much you dipped your hair in some kool-aid yo yo that was racistly funny yeah yo i love this show i'm about to have an attitude i'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude [Applause] squad clap your hands y'all clap your hands y'all grab your hands y'all clap your hands y'all it's nick cannon i only speak facts of course i make ladies scream till they need back support you know what they can't match this noise everybody give it up for the wack street forward [Applause] yo you the host of this show but that's all you finna be about i'm still trying to figure out what rap career that people talking about [Applause] because everybody asked me did the black team suck i said they living up to their name pretty much stay right here stay right here bro hey your bars is wet you should throw in the towel all y'all bosses is nick meanwhile ours is simon cowell okay okay okay so i know y'all on tour and y'all making big bucks but i heard all your music and it pretty much sucks [Applause] bro you got the same exact nose as a hip bone i said it's going down and i rap so smart he got the michael jackson jacket people from walmart hold up her name you know i am the man though take out that hat ninja turtle michael angelo he got the big one here he don't want it i only know [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] where the hell is your parents this is child neglect [Applause] that was real close but i'm gonna have to say that the winner is the red squad what are you serious huh clap your hands y'all uh uh yeah yeah from the window to the wall black squad you're about to fall yo lori we know you got a whole lot of talent but the rest of your squad is off balance [Applause] all right all right come on nick you're tired and old and unlike your chains mine are real gold oh yeah real gold let me get kyle one time yo dj direct could you please uh turn the beat off real quick khan's dumb yeah i know you got views but when i'm with khan's mom con dumbs is what we do not use [Applause] [Music] raw sex with your mother [Applause] all right well i heard she was really searching cause now you're getting really nervous cause my mom said she didn't even feel it the police found that as a missing person time out uh uh charlie clips come here clips come here cliff real clear real quick charlie clips from the looks of those breasts you just might have a vagina and his favorite family members is uncle ben and aunt jemima i'm about to let the heat clap you know better son what we got today diggy simmons and reverend run watch your mouth freestyle off the top just ask nick ain't you a gymnast so show your team how to split this hold up time out you call me reverend run but i don't do no faking and since i'm a reverend i'm gonna go to church and pray you stop eating bacon listen charlie clips you're a really big fella and your penis is using your stomach as an umbrella get your fat ass out of here no no don't go nowhere my man you said you was going to church well you should pray and then go there and while you pray and i stop eating meat i'ma pray that you grow hair conceited boy you so soft we got us a snow white and you the seventh dolph here man you're always trying to be tough you always trying to spark but you're the only man who bald-headed with stretch marks all right listen i know everything you like is food related that's what this kitter really do i mean he's so fat his favorite dance is the chicken noodle soup i mean nick you really got a weight problem but let me tell you your main problem wait big boy you the only one that tried to drink a harlem shake [Applause] all right justine oh you ain't got no ass without a trace the only cake you got is that on your face okay check it okay huh i'm like though you shouldn't try to rhyme cause you look like a bootleg ty dolla sign with a lot less money and a lot less seeds but a lot more scrapes cause yo you've been on their knees [Applause] black squad wins y'all make some noise for the black squad you're watching hey hey clap your hands y'all hey hey yeah tip everybody know you hot but you need wildin out to give you a check to pay for all them damn kids you got [Applause] since you got so much to say to urban man well that's only this name for the kid i'm perfect and private and public who would you love for real connect can it be on some other [Applause] [Music] [Music] lips look like breakfast sausage [Applause] okay we got a big head yes but you know what bigger is my p.e [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hitman you get done worse if there's a fight you probably run first i played for the power team julia you some coward cream funny mic you can't see me you look too much just like dc all star where you wear that can you play call they want their hair back jacob let me set it up you're the worst competitor the only show you're good on is how to catch a predator you can see that i am real lady i write my own [Applause] with you all night you said you not like iggy you goddamn right well hit man i got real cake is real fake you wanna fight with me but you just like a real snake that was real weak they all went to sleep you hit me up last night talking about how you trying to creep you hit it matter of fact i write that he pulled me up like hit me right back with the flow don't act like you don't know you know i got to get up to the red squad make some [Applause] here we noise uh brooklyn i'm gonna tell them like this uh black youngster yeah the captain of the black squad your whole team [ __ ] they don't even know how to act hard but yo let me hit you with some facts god the reason why you carry cash cause you can't afford a black car [Applause] i use my money for the strippers and treat it like a sport you use your money for baby moments and child support season 11 we kicking it cause it's hot but you gonna stop coming on set dressed like a fight hold on i can't believe you talking about my outfit carlos i told you dawg you don't want it with nick you got them camouflaged pants on that's i asked the girl she said cause she can't find you okay all right okay all right hold up let me say something carlos miller i'm known in the hood i got these pants on cause i'm slanging that wood look and while and now i'm the bar man you so confused you don't know if you want to be dc young fly or tarzan [Applause] all right hey yo dj direct yeah cut the beat [Music] and yo cordell come here man you used to play football for ucla now that's the blunt truth you should have came here wearing the band-aid by the way ucla cuts you and and i you don't say nothing because you know i don't play fair last night in my room i told you stay there i put so much kids in your grill turn your mouth to a with those daycare arms imagine you touching me if you want to go down you would have to go up on me so we give you some buns i'm like never so if we did i definitely don't out remember this i gotta say the black squad well make some noise for the black squad where y'all team captain i want with all this chocolate i can't get enough so i'm gonna tell you like this i won't beg you but i will change my last name to mr la negra hey hey hey clips get up here boy hey if you look at clips he rodded in the ocean he the only one on stage that used mayonnaise for lotion [Music] i use mayonnaise for lotion my shut up looking like e-man dipped in ketchup hey yo dj d-rex yeah cut the beat young swag you already know i'm the vet and you the rookie and it's ironic you wore cat slippers cause that's the only time you'll be in some [ __ ] i mean you're going against conceited you know i'm undefeated you better take off them dog and catch slippers before timothy they like ghetto eat it up talking about my team you must be insane with you and bobby standing next to each other y'all look like pinky in the brain get the hell out of here we gonna lighten this up i want bobby lights get your ass out here turn the beat back on turn the beat back on uh i heard you could rap well i hope you get a hit let's be clear you're on love and hip hop because i quit [Applause] [Music] yo yo ha-ha-ha-ha we know that you're joking last night in my room you were the one that was choking yo i don't give a [ __ ] about that this i'm gonna treat you like my shut you down with a kick a w is a w flat clap your hands y'all grab your hands y'all a barbie doll wrestler is that's what you was going for matter of fact we don't even know what you was born for could have been your pops but i got up in the wrong call and i don't even want to know where your name after a porn star before i got here nick i never saw a drum line i know that that's a sin but don't worry picked it up this week at the walmart five dollar bin hey a win is a win it was a sale i appreciate your purchase [Applause] hey nick cannon you can't rap you know that's your whack you got that tag on your head man cause you're taking it back okay aye yo chico it's time that i make this right dj direct has been hating all night but it's cool we still gonna bring home the title you may appeal it like a fake sean michaels but it's cool i'm a piece of feather don't go for the wild and outfit you know i'm literally rumble what's up you say you're ready to rumble but you're lying every time i hear your jokes i'm crying dj d wreck is a bum your whole team doesn't want none well oh yeah is that true is that true follow us i'm tagging you again what do you want to do brother let's do it now i heard what you said and that wasn't part of the plan this is walling out we got one macho man and that's me brother hey listen that's me play doing the wild style battle you know i'm the king like this dude's face i'm the lord of the ring chica when you rap is really nothing special that dude right there is in here looking for the precious he's looking more than precious hey hey let me talk to bobby you from that's so raven that's so sick but i heard on that show you was raven's [ __ ] you act so tough every time you battle i didn't know real gangsters came from the disney channel [Applause] a-o-a-o-d-j d-rex not the beat i guess i must be a chef cause i damn show cook likey you got this white powder on your face this red hair are you a clown cause your damn show looked like it that was shaky now check this out um look bobby i know why you stressing cause in the face you look 40 but the body you 11. the truth is hey yo the truth is even mad at you what's your next movie deal midgets with attitude hey yo antonio come here man come here come here i'm not gonna lie if trump wants to pull up here y'all all are done cause he will deport each and every one of y'all one by one oh yeah that was a good one i know these mexican jokes when you get mad i'm getting old with it too bad treat it just like trump's wall and get over it oh yeah racist jokes and yo nick what are you gonna say that i'm small and not tall i mean i'll treat your girl like wwe on mondays cause she let me raw oh yeah i mean it in dog and dolph you ain't got to worry about nothing i got him no wonder this is a wwe episode cause your career hit rock bottom i got to get into the black squad make some noise for the black squad y'all yo we the red squad and we ain't never leaving i thought y'all could play man y'all was just teasing i'ma give you something more than a reason if you this time this your last season [Applause] man don't let me hold you this our last season now that's what america's got talent told you [Applause] i want e-mail and i want dc to come right here i bet you do all right here i go with these bars i'm trying to change the game hitman tell them how i gave you your name okay okay e-man you can dress to the team but tell them how you just the d.o version of me this wall style it ain't no stopping dc pen can i take you shopping [Applause] look i'm gonna get my cake up you touch me again i'ma slap you so hard that you gonna like women when you wake up domestic violence is not funny hit man justina you look like a man in the face like somebody ran a damn minivan in your face okay ain't you told like you smoke a pack of cigarettes in the day okay check it out little man check it i'm like now i've really seen it all a thug out [ __ ] who makes khan look tall renny in a battle i will murk you while now look it's the new steve urkel and matter of fact y'all could hold this l i bet we will see none of y'all on season 12. yo dj derek all your bars in your games they all a week the only reason why you came here in a row because your raps put us all asleep i mean i don't know why i'm really even fronting on you with this outfit on it looked like elmo nutted on you [Applause] a [ __ ] with a ski mask talking about you going click and pop it if i ball this lord up he can fit in pocket who you supposed to be conceited dipped in chocolate you better be there they did real good but yo it's time to face it while now meet the newbies they knew replacements oh onstar you suck so bad change your name to porn star i mean everybody hates you nick don't even rate you it's ironic you look like a number two pencil that's why next season is gonna erase you i'm going to have to say that black squad wouldn't ever make the most of the black squad y'all give it up for [Applause] [Music] i'm a killer she a bee but the gag is i'm the illest emcee i'm as bad as your wig but i'ma tell you i'ma come off this if we had kids they'd be bad but you know what i'ma take that chance cause you gonna come up on this stage with no goddamn pants and your pants you know i work i've secured the bag all you do is choke and i guess that's the real game nick i used to watch the show when i was a shorty you still doing this show and you damn near 40. [Applause] i didn't call you charlie clips you should be charlie chips put down the slickers put down the twix let's get in the sun and make a solar eclipse hold up hit man i gotta holla at you you a male stripper and should be throwing dollars at you [Applause] look like a young dolphin but you ain't gonna spray liar with this vessel look like you killed gay vampires the way you dress is gonna hurt me did you come for a while an hour to play in the game jumanji come on kiki you can fight but don't smile cause you got on them boots and white i got one for you dawg i've been writing this for five minutes ready yo hey [ __ ] you see me i know you feeling scared he got this sweater off of build-a-bear short be it's boy before you cut the beat i want to stay the fact charlie clips got titties on his back [Applause] wet oh oh great bring bring matt up here real quick i'm gonna talk to max clap your hands y'all say yo matt barnes you remember me yo i'm gonna get it ain't defending c cause he may be like skin but he got dark [Applause] tendencies i said my name is mariah and that's not a joke but like the other mariah i'm about to leave your ass broke hold up now a lot of people say you're a jerker but i don't see no jergens the whole time i've been on this stage i've been wondering why the [ __ ] you wearing that turban [Applause] hold on hold on hold on o.g i didn't want to do this but i guess i got a scorcher this right here is the definition of a culture vulture so i'm gonna keep this real i don't even know what i'm about to do cause the mariah i'm with got more ass and money than you oh check it out listen rip got a ponytail and matt got an s curl and i thought you was to catch me outside girl my whole time wow um they got me rapping with a kid now i'm looking crazy [Music] i really do like you while in out girls do one of y'all come and change his diaper [Applause] i want to know how can you look like a father and a toddler you look like you could be a teenage kid again and a senior citizen no no no no no no no y'all want to know if p.o is a man or a baby the decision is not even close he went to maury to find out if he's the father of a child and a result said he's both hold on hold on god how are you going to talk about p.o knowing y'all going to be changing clothes the next episode [Applause] freestyle off the top his album shows is something i never knew you know why he taking up for him because his record sales are the same they never grew hold on i'm not gonna stand here on my show and get all this disrespect matter of fact that take my chatting off your neck okay nick okay you did that dramatically for you to cause the scene but i'm happy you took that off my neck my was turning green [Applause] [Music] they came [Applause] they say the blacker the college the sweeter the knowledge ross looked like you stopped eating that sausage i'm proud of you because now your wings stopping the black squad the whole flow i'm going boppa i'ma give you a word of his bite don't sign none of these smack the maybach music go ahead what you got christina [Applause] hey yo nick i know you heard me every time you wear this turban you look a little nerdy but since you dress like you work at 7-eleven i'll have your girl give me a slurpee i mean me and her really close way more than a couple of friends and after she give me that slurpee she says thank you come again hey yo bobby come here you see now i know i'm short right but i should handle this child in the worst way with that body in that face you could be the father and son on take your child to work day a big baby i know this without a doubt if you took that shirt off you'll look just like martin in big mama house hey yo slab what is your hobby i asked keith sweat who are you that's what he said hold up hold up i'm schlab don't ever get me started all this come from the flea market i know you from mmg and you're supposed to be shining but i got to let you know that your chain missing diamonds bro i don't know but guess what me being the boss i'm so used to expensive your hairline so far back i wasn't even gonna mention hold over hey rick i respect your grind you are o.g i know you're getting a whole lot of money but ever since you lost that weight you built like a crash test dummy hold on tico hold on tico hold on tigger i can't let you do the balls like that dawg listen this whole show the black squad was astounded all the weight that rick wrong lost your head found it oh d-rex make some fix out of this man i gotta get that to the black squad make some noise for the black hey yo man wilding out once again ricky rose y'all know what's up make some [Applause] noise clap your hands y'all clap your hands y'all yo baby ariel she came to play we ain't wildin out and i ain't got nothin to say you know what we red we beef we brought how she the hardest one out of all of y'all [Applause] okay okay okay okay listen nick i know you think your music's sick okay anyone here name five of his hits [Applause] you only need one to be a millionaire yo yo i've been staying out of trouble i know my p.o glad let's all go to six flags to make p.o man come on little po baby come here po baby hey hey the red squad coming for us bad for your health you the only grown man that can babysit yourself [Applause] justina listen yo hey girl you know i love you every time you come around psych sit your little dirty ass down okay look boys you ain't spitting up here i would tell you you suck but you can't with them butt teeth chilly till you spit i don't want no parts of it your teeth are far apart and look like they're having an argument [Applause] come here first things first you should know that i don't play you got a beyonce body with a jay-z face [Applause] coming at me you a damn fool next time you wanna talk get a step stool you a little fishy you don't know it all your girl likes sushi because i give it to her raw all right talking about food [ __ ] your girl said she loved my taquito she had one taste and said idiots meal whoa we don't do time your mom loves it when i give her meat on the side all right okay yeah okay [ __ ] talk about me i got that carne asada i bring my stick to your mom she bust it open like a pinata hold up baby ariel come on up here baby area yeah yeah now we ain't done you did good on this show ma hope you had fun but you ain't gonna win but as a party guest we got some air force one [Applause] i got to get that to the red squad make some noise for the wedding oh new york yeah you have your hands y'all clap your hands y'all stay bro where we yo my team supreme my drip on gleam when i'm in brooklyn i say now i mean but you squad a bunch of [ __ ] i heard you was the tigers dm sending them dick pitches you watch them i heard about your movies they all went flop your name ain't nick cannon your new name is nick cannot i pull up in the rolls-royce rock this ain't wilder now this is wild with thoughts [Applause] i'm the weather man you a skeleton he jumana man you an asian he's been like a taliban [Applause] [Applause] his rap career is shorter than conceded okay and you know i make it work my rhyme skins are tighter than that shirt okay i keep on going okay i keep on blowing i'm chico and you know i can't keep going okay hit man what you gonna step up being beef you should have spent that chain money on fixing your teeth hey yo dj d-rex letting tim watch your pets will never be a good look he's so asian he thought the cat in the hat was a cookbook and you be simone i ain't trying to be violent but why y'all got me up here battling cardi b-minus let me hit tim for a quick second see tim first place is something you've never really done your family had a jackie chan look-alike contest and everybody won and i know real talk that sounds hella racist but your phone number's only listed in the yellow pages [Applause] and nick cannon i came here to climb the ranks wait you know what else rhymes would climb the ranks you lost your job to tyra banks but when it comes to your music you know that everyone hates it you're so whack if you spit a hot 16 even tiger wouldn't date it wait let me get jerome back you talking about jackie chan jackie chan is tight fam rush hour taught us that behind all the evil there's always the white man who won i gotta say the black squad wins america hey hey clap your hands y'all hey hey hey you got a man he put a ring on it of course but baby call me when you bout to get divorced because you know he a pony for that sport but no polo yeah you [ __ ] a real horse hey [Applause] watch me catch cars you know i'll do them fast unlike yours at least my marriage will last it's your girl rachel black bachelorette first to ever do it so for that i give respect black guys on the black team by the way is dallas so fresh and so clean hey i'm happy for you i mean it's about damn time it's been like 15 years since drum line what you trying to acknowledge that's more like special air you couldn't rap on a track so you put a wrap on your head yo you try to come on on this show like you a tavern but imma let you know you really average you don't want this but you can have it don't this look like a gay skinny crazy [Applause] you could go dj for his ass how about that right here come here vic you ain't feeling you ain't i heard what you're talking i heard what you saying all that talking about nick cannon hey now when i rap i make the haters go to bed and look you used to look like that before the dress [Applause] hey dc look like that friend you let sleep on your couch and kick him out he lost [Music] [Applause] look just like a negro broccoli [Applause] you rap about me listen who does that he look like cynthia [Music] brush [Applause] so make some noise [Applause] we let you come on this show come back and be a captain you were supposed to be successful what happened listen come on little brother nick you know you envy me your dumb ass got fired from nbc then you came back crying that mtv like tyrese what more do you want from me [Applause] bro that damn turban on man what's your motivation you not muslim this is cultural appropriation i heard you had aaron you dated kim too why all your girls find richer than you i gotta talk down on your feet while you dress like an evil ass clown off of it your jokes is less than oppressive face it nick you never get a netflix special oh okay all right all right all right yo vic ain't nobody trying to hear that let's keep it real man i got more money than netflix and i'm gonna come up here and i'm gonna be way rude how do you gonna be a rapper with them big ass baby shoes let me get royce quickness cut the beat for roy hey [Applause] listen yo you canadian so i'ma go ahead and later beat like a bass drum how heat a softest rapper from the same city that drake is from but i came here to battle rap since you keep talking drank i'll kill your whole crew back to you back to buy some extra heels you are smaller than conceited's chance of a record deal and i think people talk about that turban more than nick cannon instead he had sex with chile after usher that's why he wraps up his head [Applause] listen yep hey hold on you know new york is my city this up here bigger than biggie is it just me or does rip have solange [Applause] titties yeah i'm the real jc you can tell how i'm speaking okay you look more like miguel mixed with a bootleg weekend because he looks funny [Applause] i got to say this to the people man listen without this show i would have no money in my pocket this show changed my life nick cannon is a visionary and without him making a show for the kosher it would be d-ray davis corey holcomb mikey say kat williams a lot of us came from here thank you nick cannon love brothers dj direct dr b clap your hands y'all grab your hands y'all clap your hands y'all oh [Music] [Applause] hold up hold up yo they'll never find me you dressed like you was in the thriller video except you was one of the zombies hey yo that's a question not my accent look babe kid let me claim you on my taxes dc do sweet i mean trick or treat keep that glove on your hand cause all you do is to me dab now play with me and your soul please stay away from me you know this is the wild style his hairline is running from his eyebrows bro nick in the studio why don't you [Applause] your hairline dead when is the funeral [Applause] on your mind my bar so hard you could say they titanium the only thing bigger than your ego is your cranium okay why are you acting wild your teeth look like you brush them with a blackened mouth you know i spit harder you a bootleg rihanna starter kid zoe you'll get bodied by a chick but then you like you get the end of the stick justina you gonna take it all like donald trump i'ma break through the walls okay break it through the wall okay now um you could break through the walls that's not important if we don't impeach him you're getting deported [Applause] gotta get out to the black squad make some noise for the black squad everybody all right i could go i'm gonna keep this light we're gonna turn mikey day until michael knight take it back to the right left to the middle i'm the og you just real little yo hey yo the over 30 crowd i know why each one of your stand-up specials flops people only laugh at you when one of your rap albums drop i got another white boy to handle my light work truth be told we both started on vine you let nick from behind and oh my god hit man where are the hits uh your name's ironic you ain't killing wait yeah all doing all these right bars like you really the shooter i ain't know if you gonna ride me or fix my computer [Applause] hey hold up i'm sorry for coming at you but your whole team's wet how you call yourself conceited but you looked like that [Applause] jack got bored okay charlie i'm there yeah [Applause] folks look like steve jobs with that we have to grapple but with his dive he's the one that should try apple [Applause] okay wow you guys have a group and that really rocks but you'll never jack jack get in this box [Applause] defend my honor you commit nobody in here thinks he's hard you look like you the type to go home and play leapfrog i don't know if y'all got me battling steve jobs but since he's here the red team is now the geek squad and nick you not styling with that turban on you not wiling so now you should really just bang yourself i know why you put a rope around mikey's neck is because every time you rap he wants to hang himself caught up here like a wild out mascot mikey day dancing like a fast spot emmanuel passed out but just like acetate both of y'all asked out dj d-rex who won the game i gotta get that to the black squad make some money for the black star mike dj game to play clap your hands y'all grab your hands y'all bro where we at job bro i gotta talk to winnie i guess who won uh uh she got that candy it's in handy and it's oh so sweet but we leave the paparazzi at home next time we go out to eat all right and i beat her new bed they call me winnie the pooh hold on are you on stage and you think that is funny you know why they call me that cause i'll be all in your honey put you on stage acting like you snapping up here dressed like prince mixed with michael jackson yeah don't cut the beat yet conceded i got something you need to hear so i'ma speak it conceited what's up with you little man i'm about to spit some rhymes because i can't i take a seated why you got all that orange on it's probably cause you built exactly like a traffic cone i keep on going i keep on flowing and on the spit charlie clips got snacks hidden under his tits okay clips come back to the front you tried to join our army so you could be captain crunch okay what's up big belly boy you probably like to eat a whole jar jelly boy okay anybody else you wanna go i see you reaching for the mic kill em lord bro everybody fat on the team report to the front okay email you know i'm cold yeah i'm really freezing hot damn you got fat on the off season by next year you probably have the hugest hit you need to stop having lunch with charlie [Applause] clips [Applause] or is it weight watchers i saw what you did to my team justina so here's something i got to do after since you got a rapper on your team i'ma kill your team using new rappers you see you're a girl and you rap bad you spitting real sloppy and you got red hair i'm battling little yachty and lil thotty and you chico you know wild style is really mine your girl called me takashi because i put it in a 69. and shamiq you ain't nothing but a nick cannon lil groupie i can make sure all your friends are dead when i hit you with a lil uzi and nick cannon you really a little chump i heard your new girl yells out gucci gang when you have sex cause you give her little pumps uh now what you want to say to the people i didn't think you're going to let me win today you're getting real emotional [ __ ] for the baby there can't be no better winner and you know we got my man big shaq in the building y'all give it up for him so we gonna do wildstyle a little differently than dj direct drop the beat oh yeah [Applause] ain't got no shirts this ain't real but you're still gonna get this work hey you know that i'm not lying i gotta let you know your forehead shine bright like a diamond hey six point six six to twelve one it's eleven eleven i thought i'm showing you inside out cause now i'm coming when i came outside i had the well enough girl get the thing right it's okay call us you're a jerk everybody in the place wanna see dream dog twerk play [ __ ] flip clutch dream dog punch play dreams [Applause] hey nicholas come get you coming in here you looking up with some shades whoa whoa i got one question who the hell doing your brains [Applause] talking about money that don't cop me ho ho what are you wearing that thing versace talking about money you getting my the fact hey hey you're so so deaf cause your hair looked like it's the brats yeah and you know they're too not funny bring honor one more of your lines [ __ ] better have my money huh this is fire but i'm sorry dj d-rex got to be hold up move your big head ass back dude bj d-rex football come on move your big head hands back yo mike come here man you see we all know i already told this kid once with a body like that and that hair you look like a lit blunt i mean me going against you you know i'm clowning yo nick why don't he give this to you because your career is drowning okay come on club i bet when he go to the doctor cause he feel ill they take one look and prescribe his big ass a treadmill andrew was messing up on your jokes that's how i know you a rookie you should let me borrow this cause i'm gonna go to your mom's house and drown in that your whole demeanor you know it's really stressing me since you look like a muppet the only street you ever seen is sesame don't even get it but that's sad but speaking of oscar the grouch your box is mad trash i mean so that's something you should really look at proper but if i did hit i bet you you'll call me a cookie monster okay okay me call you the cookie monster khan hell no when you put that little thing in it only tickled me elmo let them know make some noise for the black squad y'all congratulations nick you played yourself okay uh uh yo queen fly is my body and hey uh i threw all my brand new cannon underway huh this little chick i might take home wait hold on i better stop cause i'm mama over there and she calling the police on the phone y'all give it up for justine bring that ass here boys what do you want to do yeah your swag is tired like tylenol p.m trying to put you on glass with sliding in my dm oh no hold up you're really talk you want me to whoop his ass [Applause] but i should have slid to your mama cause i love you guys you can't raise your arm you look like you are born in the barn look at the shoes you look like you was on blue's clues ladies and gentlemen give it up for travis knott that was a good call what's your occupation i heard you play football okay i want to rap and your girlfriend she won a sack just like you on the chiefs i have a running back i need to holla at my mans right quick hey yo chico i got something you ain't seen it's a dude right there that look like chico bean dude that looks like chico bean but he ain't nowhere near as clean carlos let me talk to you the dude sitting beside him look just like you he do look like me but it's true i had your girl walking around like winnie the pooh that was with a t-shirt naked from the waist down listen sucker listen don't care nothing about what you said you already know i'm dope off the top of the head i said chico let me say something dumb where the hell did y'all get ricky williams from hey ricky williams no you already know i got the stupid flow and if you come on my block you know i'm going to shoot wide open and hurt god on the same we might as well kick it off the top because one of these girls got to be a thot and uh i say i'm out of control i'm trying to see who in the crowd on birth control oh and i spit it in you know i ain't new to this i'm feeling like nick putting twins in the uterus the black squad win joe make some look for the back squad i got a bounce back to the queen y'all make some more miss skye queen style who's gonna call her what you want to say to the people at home [Applause] [Music] their feet and you know my freestyle it be so unique cause i'm riding to this piece i'ma keep on going cause you know my days are sweet so what you want or treat i wrapped it black swabs i had them real oh my god [Music] know yo whose man's is it when you got frisked girl i should have told you you look like an advertisement for trashing nova okay there's white people there's white people there's a difference at least cause you look like the type that could be donald trump's need [Applause] listen you picked on me all last season yes and you were saying for no reason now last year you called me a toothpick and girl that sting but your voice sound like the little man from lord of the rings [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that beat off cause it's trashy as hell okay turn it off i know that you wanted to say something funny but you forgot to do that i guess your memory is fuzzier than your hat [Applause] you talking about my hat is fuzzy please don't push me no my hat is fuzzy because it came from your mama man i got to say the red squad [Applause] atlanta y'all still with me oh yeah it's going down we got the cast of the jersey shore in the building y'all make some noise but my guys over here and as you can see it is time to play a classic game it's called bull spitting oh yeah freestyle rapping but riding a mechanical bull dj d rec is gonna help us out he got the beat some words go pop up in the screen and we got to freestyle with them right there using them as our punch lines t with the most words when's the game you ready to get to it yeah let's go let me show you how we do it huh hey say it why you bulls [ __ ] why you bulls spitting yo by far i'm coming with the car ride in this yard and i don't do it wrong it's bizarre my skills are so ill i'ma go off the top and make you feel that i get paid ramen is my trade been doing it since the first grade i like ramen and you know i'm in the zone picking mo chicks up on my telephone i don't ride in the team i do it real big doing it like a seated wow [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i think i'm coming too late i don't know how to date everyone acting erratic i can't rap them out oh snooky like the i'm sticking to getting a little tickle tickle [Applause] you're my authority i don't know get up this already oh [Applause] wait i got asthma okay an i need your girls all in the dust hey listen i know a roach i could tell phil look i need a coach oh listen and that's sad the police saying your mother [Applause] what listen pimp i got the group hey everybody get baited [Applause] whoa we ain't killing i'm from the west side ain't no mother [Applause] oh listen witness spoil i beat it up she made me leak my oil look and [Applause] right [Applause] almost hurt my leg this morning i woke up got some eggs you can't even stain me when she give me don't call it a brainy whatever wait for oh [Applause] who played the game the best man who got the most words i got to get into the black squad make some love for the black squad let's get to it let's start it off stay with me why you bulls spitting why you [Applause] tree [Applause] i ride rank balls got a lot of qualities riding spinning bulls whoa this thing's crazy it's not the same ah it's not the same he's trying to defer me on the ground when i swing by everybody know i play nintendo your girlfriend like me because through her i might just swindle yeah everybody know a man again my mama hate me she said boy stop the shenanigans yeah everybody know the junk i'm in atl so you know we about to get crushed i was addicted i wish i was old enough back in the day to go to the frick [ __ ] [Music] check me out you know i got the family you are what do you know they don't rocking up big hammers it's kind of crazy i'll be going i'd be frivolous you already know that my spit i'll be tripping shut up [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] know you already know [Applause] all right now listen mama almost in the casual [ __ ] they almost didn't let me rap in reality hey hold up with the ropes no i'm a comedian you know i got the joke hey hold up we throw in there hold up what that is that's on the ship oh hold up butterball have my girl reel dripping like a waterfall i ain't following no what's going on baby crazy it was crazy man i gotta get out to the red squad make some noise [Applause] hit they can get it too like gluten you know i be free nick cannon on the mic you can't see me and i'ma throw it like a hand grenade for the ladies yo let me serenade we gonna do it all the way no applause cause i'm about to bang your chick in my drawers no no i can't keep all going where the hell why are you doing it [Applause] they say i mean i'm bounding your girl trying to take all my alimony yo there ain't no word so it's deadly i'm just on this ball so you know that i'm ready i gotta go back you know that i'm soaring i swear to god with my tears you're not pouring you're in trouble right there because it's concrete i am silent so you know that i'm not beat i keep going like an aardvark this is the hard part i don't know if it is a proverb i got word [Applause] [Applause] all right all the girls know that i'm dumb cute i want to see every chick in the junk suit and i still [Applause] hope [Applause] they ain't got a word on the screen but they know my flow is mean i'ma get in between with the alphabet abc they know me and mama one two three i could spit it crazy i'm in the textbook it's not my neck look i'm getting wrecked up i'mma say onto this book you know i'm walking it i'm eating like the chocolate i'm a vanilla i see what do i tell you i want the cookies and cream catsuit i ain't got no food give it up for our cash to give it up for yourselves that game is not easy to play dj d rec who won red team got the most words where team wins makes let's get noise it dj d-rex take us down [Applause] do y'all know the hook why are you boys [ __ ] you ready d-rex i'm gonna go first why you yo yo uh we keep it time like genuine i ain't a pony but i'm fine i keep fine oh god i'm not an imposter oh that was genuine i was [Applause] [Music] you know i'm getting fed still charlie clips you need to get up on the treadmill hey yeah i'm going to every day hey and you know that it's a fact i ain't like nobody else carlos so abstract and you know that i metric sometimes i just spark their ass i'm so electric and you know i never pay retail all i got is a whole bunch of females and you know they can't stand it pull the wee wee out they was madness gigantic and you know that they don't waste it i'm like a doctor because i got a lot of base [ __ ] and you know i keep it funny i'm unwell and now i'm getting all that [Applause] yeah yeah player i got her out in her nature ah now i'm never lagging my penis is longer than a dragon oh yeah you know timmy's gonna harm you step to me wrong ain't you gonna see this karma hey yo ain't nobody pals with me i'm better than you that's your reality oh oh my god give me head room cause i'm all up in your [Applause] bedroom when i rap you see that i can ramble put your money on me cause i'm a sure gamble i get the money yeah i'm bout to prove i'm sort of like that movie you know i got that juice who can't rip it where's the referee when i do my thing haters be like yes indeed i leave a body like a corpse i'ma do my thing they see that i'll be twerking in my sword [Applause] i love all my people it's diversity yo i'm just saying i watch that game play all i've said i understand sheree didn't go she didn't want to mess her hair up so i got a feeling the red squad won wrong the black squad wins make some notes for the black squad y'all you don't want to mess with me i ain't no child but this is my destiny and i'm making it to the next station i could do it off the top that's the observation i'm not gonna fall i got arms i know how to rhyme cause i'm sublime my timing is impeccable i'm undeniable [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know my flow nice your girl came to me because i'm so precise uh i'll be killing you 101 girl i'm an original it gets hectic when i get on this bull y'all know it's going to be epic yeast on this bull i'm a beast i'm killing it cory tells you so innocent calories that's miss alchemist pete if i get your girl i'mma make him see ain't no stopping me [Applause] why are you boys okay here we go let's go oh hey hold up we gonna handle this slow that ball down hold that's that settlement oh listen i get the steel up on that west side where we keep it real hold up we swerving i get your brother up see what's up virgin hold up about to throw up bike bean [Applause] [Music] i'm my mama son we gotta continue the marathon and you know that i do this watch where i hold this boy with my right wrist hey i get so buck i'm riding on this board like a chevrolet truck i'm suffering why you boys big why you boys [ __ ] why you boys ben why are you boys look check it you know i am the man i'm a little boy so i chill in the sand hey and you know i'm on action best believe little boy about that action hey it's woah no okay look check it i won't meet some funyuns swear to god i'll be smelling like an onion i don't give a [ __ ] murder [ __ ] i'm in class i love me [Applause] okay i'm not the new song got the people looking at me like an assumption oh here we go looking like the damn boss but i ain't gonna take the loss no no no y'all give it up for both teams yeah dj direct it was close but i got to give it to the black squad make some more for the black squad [Applause] i guess man we got more game to play d-rock take us out man [Applause] this show got my cloud up in my phone lit and if you ain't educated you probably wouldn't notice yara had blackish now she got her own ninety youngin no more that mean um a dough is grown it's growing all right listen listen girl i don't really mean to brag but after this movie i know we gonna shag okay i won't get lazy question do i make you horny baby [Applause] i just want a new life so i started me a club i hadn't lost my wife because of that old love my best friend is white but now he's trying to stop me but i still don't know who the hell shot me [Music] back when i was a young cub i used to have a heart to my ex-girl nala left me all scarred cause she was all about a dollar but i feel like with you it's a cool numa toddler okay um here's the remote it's okay you can hold it the cable went out it's okay i reload it before the night is over this comes to an end baby say hello to my little friend yeah okay fresh out the box or come play with me when you come into the room i can't help but freeze ken and barbie that's what we could be so let's catch a buzz and play with my wood d toy story yeah you ready here we go um look on that thing like hannibal you play this game we can turn into some animals uh huh and they gonna be scaring us but look in this movie they look like me and just hilarious the last dragon i wrote look look the kids want me back from the dead me and chico bean got the same old hay and i can tell you a down ass sister i'm sorry baby girl cause i'm a clown ass understand baby girl this legit let's play a game called tagging [Applause] check this out last name turner so you know i don't play and before we get it popping eat this cake anime to keep you motivated i might give a little push but the way you look in that outfit make me want to get in your nut [Applause] bush yeah okay hey it's so hard being green trying to save the princess from the king and it's hard with this dunky on my side yeah trying to make fiona my bride wreck [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look we weren't even drinking we was too sober swerved a little bit and got pulled over we was trying to chill the cop shot you i killed him cause i'm a rider for real look now we're on a run cause we did a crime got snitched on by our own kind [Applause] [Laughter] this movie is about monkeys and white people the monkeys learned how to read and wanted to be treated equal next thing you know it wasn't a height they shut the city down and had a big ass fight do you have cable at your house [Applause] this title is a good question [ __ ] i wish i knew i've been single so long that i do not have a clue if i could read minds i would probably have a man i'm so jealous cause then this movie taraji p camp oh think like a man i've got characters like rogue and jean and i'm sharp with the fingers like i'm wolverine you won't be an invisible woman when we're texting because i am a lot better than your x-men hey all right it started nick cannon but he didn't get his silly on it also had a pretty girl christina millian he paid for her love with a ring but that's for [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay me it out girl i'm the king of the jungle i'll give you this banana yeah i'm ready to rumble then they took me out the jungle you can't say keep that key get your [Applause] the white lady got my brain erased that's the reason why i'm sitting here making this face the way she did me make me want to shout but if you don't have sex i'ma take get out exactly what's up girl what's up yo you're so electric there's so much we could do but let me sit back and get a pikachu squirtle hit the sheets gotta snatch them all right and if you see my pokeballs gotta catch them on [Applause] i went up the hill with my best friend i thought it was just a game when we came back down things were never the same used to give me high fives now he wants some raw hide i was born in the jungle i'm a killer my whole family while even my mama a gorilla well i want you for the whole day i swing through half naked baby we can role play i mean i love may take time you probably heard about your boy through the grapevine but i'm telling you it's scary insane i'm half love you're gonna be my merry every time i swing it's quite insane and you know what yeah i'm the main yes i got the mask all over my head we didn't go internet dating but we met on the web spider-man [Applause] all right listen baby girl haven't done this thing since high school before you do it grab a couple ice cubes touch me tease me please me and don't make this hard i want it to be easy what's up girl hey i'm a wife i'm real pretty we turn up in the city this drama is real tragic don't make me get ratchet real housewives of elena i got a white kid and i don't really know who child that is i dress like santa claus every day and i slap you i did it with a white girl in the room i did it with a white girl i got this [Applause] turn this music off [Applause] i don't have to say a word just look at me [Applause] silence when doctors fall all right look you still messing with homeboy the girls in compton say that i look like dog boy no relationship i'm trying to get a quickie and give you back shots like your name was ricky [Applause] i know you like steak but i got fire today but i just want you to say i said bye felicia smokey got that weed i want a pizza friday damn thank you baby [Applause] he from outer space and that does amaze me his hands light up but my finger game is crazy when this came out it was the movie of the year if you need me i'll be right here girl i bet you taste like lemonade this the only good movie nick ever made that's why i got you over at my place so i can stand up and put my stick in your [Applause] are face ready yeah now look i'mma gonna keep it simple i can't kill that cat in the intercontinental you get it i'm going hard i went crazy first movie about my car the second movie i was wrong i went crazy about my dogs listen i will go crazy by my dog what's up my name is jake and i'm playing no games girl i know you're hungry let me be what's on your plate i'm cupid with the arrow cause girl you looking fine baby let me take you to district 69. [Music] [Applause] me and you on this couch won't last long i chase around people with a mask on i be peeping my prayers plus i've been beefing with my sister for like 50 years take a standing route we can trick or treat trick or trick with the candy out i mean here's another hint for you playing in it this movie title got my name in it halloween playing halloween playing no i bet holla holla i didn't say [Music] [Applause] man i need some smart people on my man team it together man uh you my sarah connor i gotta save you you so damn fine i'll be back later t-1000 like my name on schwarzenegger but in the bedroom you're gonna call me yo [Applause] [Music] keep it in the family that's the number one rule imma make you an offer you just can't refuse champagne lobster pizza pasta the best for my family cause i'm the god okay my name is malcolm last name out of combi selling coke on the net they couldn't find me broke up when the kids hold a note i mean you getting together that could be dope oh [Music] [Applause] okay listen okay now ain't gonna lie this movie real good but i didn't see it cause i know from the hood i ain't gonna lie this movie real hard if you let me go down there i'ma have you sounding like that monster [Music] you want more wild out clips make sure you click right here here you'll see right here here and also make sure you subscribe to the new youtube channel

Channel: Wild 'N Out

Views: 2,537,282

Rating: 4.8682089 out of 5

Keywords: wild n out, mtv, dc young fly, emmanuel hudson, justina valentine, nick cannon, wno, nick cannon presents wild n out, best of wild n out, best of dc young fly, conceited, best of justina valentine, wildstyle, best of wildstyle, every single wildstyle, talking spit, timothy delaghetto, hitman holla, pick up and kill it, darren brand, corey charron, hitman holla vs cassidy

Id: W7uRFbKAMY8

Length: 201min 10sec (12070 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 14 2021