- Hey, yo Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Well, I'm dripping too hard, and I'm in Atlanta. So I might as well bring out Lil Baby. (audience cheers)
(upbeat music) (bell rings) We gonna bring out two chairs and some bottles from
the "Wild 'n Out" girls, and you know what? Kandi, you ready to play this game? You want to play this? You like it. We gonna put water in
our mouth, fill it up, and we're going to have
to do these spit takes. The team that makes you laugh the most and makes you spit out the water the most wins the game. It's as simple as that. Y'all ready? (audience affirms) Sit down, get comfortable. Y'all bring out the cheers,
let's do it like this. (audience cheers) - [DJ D-Wrek] All right,
black team, wild up. - Nick, you know we always
in the studio together, as you can see. Every time we in the studio you always eating Kandi whether it's Skittles, Annihilators. Never really see you eat M&Ms,
(audience gasps) but my whole thing is just
keep the water in your mouth if you eat this Kandi. (audience cheers) (bell rings) Just one more question for you. Now to keep the water in your mouth if you eat that Kandi. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) (audience cheers) - Kandi. What's up, girl? Weren't you in that group? Xscape? Ain't it funny how you was
in this group called Xscape and then went solo, I guess you can say you Xscaped the group. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) I've been knowing Kandi for a long time. Me a can to go back further
than do headline, right? (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (audience cheers) - What's up, Nick. Say you workout in a gym, you'd be working out, right? Right, right, right, right, right. So you eat no more fast food? - [Audience] No. - So if I offer this Big
Mac, you ain't gonna take it? (audience cheers)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (bell rings) - He moving like a water bed.
(audience laughs) (bell rings) - I may have my homeboy come up here to help me out with this, Lil Baby, come on, give it
up for Lil Baby one time. (audience cheers) Now, cool, cool, cool, cool. As you all can read, what is the, you see the back of his shirt? You see what that says? Kandi. Wait, y'all know the song, right, A Million And One Things Make Me Go Crazy. (audience chants) See, the thing about that lyric is babies don't even really sound like that. when they say, wah, wah, wah. It's more like a million
dollar ones, make me crazy. (man imitates baby) (buzzer buzzes) It's all cool, because
we're gonna go on back, and we're gonna try it again, and we're gonna do it like that, you know what I'm saying. I'm trying to be real. (audience cheers) - Whoo, making this delicious Kandi, baby. It's Kandi, baby. Whoo, I know you're not going to speak because I know you love
to keep it in your mouth. I just hope it's not small, because baby, I left the
group because of Tiny. All I want to know is
who you gonna run to, because you can't escape the (bleeps). (audience cheers)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, who won? - Nick spit the most, so Black Squad wins, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) Make some noise for Kandi
and The Black Squad. Black Squad, step up. Red Squad, step up. DJ D-Wrek. Drop the beat. (languid beat) I start it off. It going like this. I got you. I got you. ♪ Hey yo, Kandi, you my family ♪ ♪ But what I need is understanding, ♪ ♪ We was just kicking it, ♪ ♪ Just having fumble ♪ ♪ So after I hit it, who you gone run to ♪ (audience cheers) (bell rings)
(Kandi gasps) ♪ You know I keep a sex toy handy ♪ ♪ I'm the real deal, real Kandi ♪ ♪ Not like your man's beat ♪ ♪ So hit the real Kandi ♪ - That was advertising. Get the Kandi next door,
get the Kandi next door. ♪ Listen, Kandi, is it Twix or Mars, ♪ ♪ Why they you call you Kandi ♪ ♪ You ain't got no bars ♪
(audience gasps) ♪ You know me, I'm always
killing on the scene ♪ ♪ How you wrote no scrubs with
all these scrubs on your team ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Justina, look ♪ ♪ I'm tired of this raggedy Anne ♪ ♪ And with that raspy ass voice ♪ ♪ Bro, I swear you's a man ♪ ♪ Yo, Ronald McDonald,
I'm really huge fan ♪ ♪ You play yourself and a
girl on the McDonald's bag ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Yo, you talking all that gang (bleeps) ♪ ♪ Like you really serious ♪ If you were (bleeps) but
you scared of a period (audience cheers)
♪ You look plain ♪ ♪ Who am I speaking with ♪
(bell rings) ♪ Like every SoundCloud rapper ♪ ♪ I won't do a feature with ♪ (audience cheers)
- Ooh! (bell rings) - Charlie, I want Charlie. Okay. Listen. ♪ Hold up, Charlie, Charlie ♪ ♪ Addicted to Popeye's,
McDonald's, and Arby's ♪ ♪ He'll eat anything from
a sharp town barbie ♪ ♪ He'll clear his whole plate
but leave the broccoli ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ Brandy got bars ♪ ♪ You walking round Atlanta
all day with your beef loose ♪ ♪ If this is Kandi, thank God
I ain't got a sweet tooth ♪ ♪ You standing up here
like a hooker rapping ♪ ♪ He bit Kandi, y'all,
and look what happened ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - It's called "Turn up for What?" (audience cheers) So y'all know how the game is played. It's real simple. I'm going to say Atlanta, "Turn up!" - [Audience] Turn up for what? - And whatever that
response is, if it's turn, DJ D-Wrek is drop the beat and we all going to go
crazy in here, all right? Now if it's wet, it get them crickets. Show 'em. (crickets chirping)
(audience laughs) Y'all ready to get to it?
(audience cheers) - Wild up.
- All right. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I myself
graduated from the HBCU. (audience cheers)
Are you ready? (languid beat) (bell rings)
And I heard that Clark Atlanta took a chance. (audience cheers) On a rapper. So now he's a graduate from HBCU. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) - Two in one. (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because ever since I got to the ATM, I just did more strippers than HBCU did in the United College Bowl. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) - Education, education.
(bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? Because...
(group laughs) You see this dime right here, right? (crickets chirping) Hit... you not even gonna let me finish? (crickets chirping) - The last time.
(audience laughs) - Hey yo, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? Because last month I did a good deed. This old lady dropped her purse in 3200, and to this day she's still calling me saying thanks for giving
her her purse back. (audience calls out) Because I got bills, I
couldn't give it a 3,200. (crickets chirping) - We ain't gonna turn up for
you stealing from old ladies, get your ass back in.
(audience cheers) - Well pay me more,
then I wouldn't have to. (audience laughs) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? Because I just found out I
can get two tax refund checks, one for Kandi, and one for Curtis. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? Because ever since Nick got these braids, he gonna be the first male on the cover of the Dr. Miracle box. (crickets chirping) - Not funny.
- Shut up. - Forget y'all, y'all ain't never seen a man on a perm box, kiss my ass, what the hell wrong with y'all. - You baldhead, duh. ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? My boy Chance about to get married. So he let me keep his old (bleeps). (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - All right, Red Squad, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because we gave Chance
The Rapper the fake wallet, and we kept the real one. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ That's fake, fugazi, that's fake ♪ - It's not fake.
- Fugazi. (bell rings) - Back up, back up. (audience cheers) Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Exactly, why do you
guys keep turning it up? I can't really hear anything, you guys are putting big ass
sub woofers and all that, 2004 Ford Taurus says, you guys
should turn down the volume, be more low key, maybe. (audience laughs) Let me get that.
(languid beat) (bell rings)
(audience cheers) - So who won, D-Wrek? - Y'all I'm gonna give
it to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - Ten games to play, everybody down, hey D-Wrek, take us out. (audience chants)` This is a classic game where we going to bring a "Wild
'n Out" girl to the stage, DJ D-Wrek is gonna drop a beat. Some occupations are going
to pop up in the screen during this time game, and each person is going
to have to freestyle their description of that job while our beautiful "Wild 'n Out" girl is going to get. Y'all make some noise for
Jessica Killings one time. (audience cheers) Drop the beat, DJ D-Wrek.
(languid beat) Red Squad, wild up.
(audience cheers) ♪ I bring the new to your door ♪ ♪ But I ain't a Jehovah Witness ♪ ♪ Running through the hood ♪ ♪ Getting chased by all these bitches ♪ ♪ I know it is illegal, but I
went through your business ♪ ♪ There's a letter that say,
you about to get evicted ♪ - Mailman? Mailman?
(bell rings) - Okay then. There we go.
(audience cheers) ♪ Don't go to the clinics ♪ ♪ Come to me, give me your hand ♪ ♪ I'll tell you all you need ♪ ♪ I know you read that
book, Karma Sutra, bitch ♪ ♪ STD free is not in your future ♪ (audience laughs)
- Psychic? (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Okay, all right, listen. ♪ Everything is big ♪ ♪ As soon as I'm done touching you ♪ ♪ The Kardashians is my best customer ♪ ♪ Wear white coats. ♪ ♪ I tie up a mask ♪ ♪ You came to me when
you bought your ass. ♪ - Plastic surgeon?
- Yes. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Okay, hang on, hang on. Yo, yo, yo, yo. ♪ We can get real spiritual, ♪ ♪ Not talking voodoo ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you
know this what I do ♪ ♪ Trying to get to side,
I'd like to chew you ♪ ♪ Wrap my head because I am a ♪ (buzzer buzzes) Guru!
(woman screams) (horn honks) She did good, y'all make
some noise for Jessica. Make some noise for Britney Lucio. (audience cheers) - Black Squad, wall up.
(audience cheers) ♪ I'm cute, I'm fit, I walk so fierce ♪ ♪ Thanks to Tyra Banks,
for helping my career ♪ ♪ The candy's love is because
I'm cold as the winter ♪ ♪ My pixel magazines, not IG and Twitter ♪ - A model.
(audience cheers) (bell rings) ♪ Hey, ma, it depends
on what you sporting ♪ ♪ Might get you Nikes, I
might get you the Jordans ♪ ♪ Look good in Prestos,
but great in some Shocks ♪ ♪ This no, I could put a
size eight in your box. ♪ (audience cheers)
- Ooh, Santa. (buzzer buzzes) - You said Santa? (laughs)
(audience laughs) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ Ms. Johnson is out sick ♪ ♪ I heard she suspended you ♪ ♪ I'm calling the principal ♪ - Substitute teacher.
(audience cheers) (bell rings) - Now listen. ♪ Do you know Rona, ♪ ♪ See my face ♪ ♪ Because that means your stupid ass ♪ ♪ Done called to a case ♪ ♪ Now I got the gravel and
this what you gonna see ♪ ♪ When I bang this mother (bleeps) ♪ ♪ All my (bleeps) be free ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
(audience cheers) (buzzer buzzes) (bell rings)
(horn honks) (audience cheers) - First off, I ain't gonna let you
talk to Britney like that because he said I got a gravel. (bleeps) thing's called a gavel. Gravel is some (bleeps) on the ground. - It's the same thing. - DJ D-Wrek, who won that? - Man, you know the
Red Squad won that one, make some noise for the Red Squad. (audience cheers)
- Red Squad. Freestyle rapping, but
here at "Wild 'n Out" we focus on them jokes. So each punchline is one point
added to your total scores. So that belt right there, G Herbo, Eva, y'all could get one of those. Like I said, it's anybody's game. Black Squad, step up, Red Squad, step up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Bounce with it ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Gonna bounce with it, bounce with it ♪ ♪ Yo, G, Herbo, got me a little worried ♪ ♪ I'mma let you know, I ain't scared ♪ ♪ You looking a little thick
since you got married ♪ ♪ (bell rings) I'll just saying ♪ ♪ I ain't try to do that ♪ ♪ I see him thinking about some rhymes ♪ ♪ that I know he gonna snap ♪ ♪ G Herbo's my guy ♪ ♪ So I'm going to just stop and say bye ♪ ♪ All right, because I don't
want to get shot here ♪ ♪ I'll ride with you, man ♪ ♪ Look like y'all getting a
lot of money over here, man ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Nick, look like you passed
out rollies to the whole set ♪ ♪ Look like we all are now blessed ♪ ♪ But did you get it from his show ♪ ♪ Or you override your
child support checks ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Both, both, both. - All right, y'all want
you too, that effect. - All right, go ahead. ♪ You play with me earlier ♪ ♪ I hope you had some fun ♪ ♪ But you look like a wild
and out Muslim milk dud ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yeah, you know how the game go ♪ ♪ I'm a rap like my name G Herbo ♪ ♪ Yeah, you already know I did ♪ ♪ Jeans little but my shoes big ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
(audience laughs) (bell rings) - Hey. Hey. Look. ♪ I think it's funny you make music, DC ♪ ♪ I also think it's pretty
funny no one by his CDs ♪ ♪ When it comes to your career ♪ ♪ You should just give it up ♪ ♪ Because your music worth
it, Justina music sucks ♪ (audience gasps) ♪ What you trying to say? ♪ ♪ Well you sound like
a (buzzes) mosquito ♪ (bell rings) - DC, hold up. Hold up. ♪ DC, you my guy ♪ ♪ But I still got to bark at you ♪ ♪ Dressed like some leftover barbecue ♪ (bell rings) ♪ Barbecue, please don't lie ♪ ♪ Yo hair look like curly fries ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ That's true, but I still
look better than you ♪ ♪ Look and (bleeps) ♪ ♪ Pixie and (bleeps) ♪ ♪ Smoke ♪ ♪ You the joke (bleeps) ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I got one that's colder ♪ ♪ You have big ass shoulders ♪ (audience laughs) - Hold on ♪ You said you might throw
weight on the floor ♪ ♪ Too real, you know I ain't fake ♪ ♪ I'mma take this time on the mic to say ♪ ♪ Eva is doing great ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Eva you're talking die ♪ ♪ But you know that you cannot push me ♪ ♪ You've been kicking in to Eva all show ♪ ♪ But you will never get that (bleeps) ♪ - Hold up, hold up. (bell rings) (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - DJ D-Wrek, who won this (bleeps)? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad. Make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I'm about to
have a song in three months and unlike Rob Kardashian, I can trust a big butt and a smile. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - So last night I had sex with
a rich-ass football player, and he took me to get
the morning after pill, but bitch, I ain't swallowed it. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I love ATL, because last night when the waiter asked for a tip, he came to my room and took it. (audience gasps) (crickets chirping) He did! - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - They say my ass fake, but my money real. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Just shake it, just prove it ♪ (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - (laughs) Come here, Jay Jay, I'm on fire, you better believe it, time (bleeps) fill up all your exes. - [Audience] Beat it.
(languid beat) (bell rings) - What a (bleeps).
(audience laughs) - Come over Nick. I'm gonna need you for this one, okay. ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Me and my bro Nick was
at a party the other day and a girl tried to throw it to him, I intercepted it. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ He block it, he block it ♪
(audience cheers) (horn honks)
- It's a hell of a game. Yo DJ D-Wrek, man, who won? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad. Make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - (indistinct), hey, yourself, DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat)
(audience chants) Y'all ready? Let's go. Red Squad, wild up. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I took Nick to Cascade on Sundays, and then (bleeps) roll bounced for real. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yo, Black Squad, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - My girl went through my phone... - Uh-oh.
- What? - But it was the wrong one. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Man, this morning I got
pulled over by the cops, but they ain't find the stash. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I've been drinking
on the show for seven seasons and Nick still ain't fired me. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I just found the
other half of my tooth. (audience gasps) (crickets chirping) - Get your hairy belly ass out of here. (audience laughs). - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because when Wild announced Season 12, and the girls see me on it, I'mma be one step closer
to losing my virginity. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Not with them moves.
(audience laughs) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Lil Scrappy
said we could use his head to get a parking bay. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ We parkin, we parkin ♪ - Rick, you're looking good. - Appreciate it.
- My baby. Guess what? You got jheri curls for days. (audience laughs)
You feel me? Here you are. For some skeet, skeet, pop, piss piss. Oh what a relief it is. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) (audience cheers) - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, both teams returned, who won the game? - I'm gonna have to say the
Black Squad won that one, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - The family's in the
building, DJ D-Wrek take us up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) Roll Scrapp up first. - Hey, hey. Hey roll Scrapp up first. - All right.
- Scrapp, you wanna rap first? - I'll rap first. - All right. I'm talking to my team, bro. - Step back. ♪ Your style back ♪ ♪ Scrappy, my man ♪ ♪ And that's a fact ♪ ♪ For Mama D up here ♪ ♪ You be looking like a snack ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ You be looking like a snack ♪ ♪ You look like you've
been eating snacks ♪ I'm just saying. ♪ Scrappy, let's keep it real here ♪ ♪ You my dog, for dog ♪ ♪ Your career belong in that wheelchair ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ And just to show you our support ♪ ♪ You got shades on, you trying
to hide from child support ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ Oh, Stevie, what you said? ♪ ♪ You said you want me to get up ♪ ♪ You ain't done the
child support (bleeps) ♪ ♪ Your brother's here as well ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ Your brother's here as well ♪ - Jacob, I got Jacob here. White on white, we don't like drama. ♪ I said, I said, yo ♪ ♪ We're both white, but this is a fact ♪ ♪ You're the reason girls go
black and never come back ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Oh, okay, all right. - I don't know if that's reason, but... ♪ You're talking about girls, ♪ ♪ Well I heard from your ex ♪ ♪ Your favorite board game is Sorry ♪ ♪ Because that's what you say after sex ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Oh, okay. - Bars. ♪ I say, I say sorry after sex ♪ ♪ I don't think it's so true ♪ ♪ Your favorite thing to say after sex ♪ ♪ Is, "How much do I owe you?" ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - All right, all right, hold on. Okay. - A conservative battle. - All right, fair enough. Good point. Fair enough. ♪ You said that about me, ♪ ♪ I wish that you would ♪ ♪ You offer prostitutes money for sex ♪ ♪ And they're like, "No, I'm good." ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Okay, okay, yeah. ♪ An escort turned me down ♪ ♪ I think that you're right ♪ ♪ She only said no ♪ ♪ Because you're mom was busy that night ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ Hey, you think ♪ ♪ You started some facts ♪ ♪ There's more bars that your socks ♪ ♪ But no bars in your raps ♪ ♪ When with this kid stuff ♪ ♪ Why you up in hip hop ♪ ♪ Your album like your slippers ♪ ♪ Because they all flip flop ♪ (audience gasps)
(buzzer buzzes) - What? ♪ You walking by these raps ♪ ♪ Don't take it to hate ♪ ♪ Never seen a grown man
scared of some facial hair ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Let's see if we're show ready. I need the Black Squad to
step up, Red Squad step up, and we get into this
first game right away. Y'all know it, y'all love it. We in Atlanta. It's called "Turn up for What?" (audience cheers) And our two, fellas, it's real simple. I'mma say something like this. "Hey, yo, Atlanta, turn up!" - [Audience] Turn up for what? - And if the response is funny, DJ D-Wrek go drop that (bleeps) and we all gonna turn up like this. (languid beat) But if that (bleeps) is whack, (crickets chirping) Crickets.
(audience laughs) All right? Real simple. - Okay, Red Squad, wild out. (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Y'all know I be doing my music, man, and Nick finally gave me a feature. But I went home and took
his ass out the song, y'all. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ No features, no features ♪ (audience laughs) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because of this episode, I
was able to put on this mask and hide my identity from child support. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ Nacho libre, nacho libre ♪ - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because even though
I got on Daisy Dukes, there ain't a son of a bitch on that team that can whoop my ass. I'll whoop your ass, blackie.
(crickets chirping) I'll whoop your ass, and
your ass, and your ass. - Keep it simple. - Move. Move. - Whoop his ass, Chico. Whoop his ass. (audience laughs) Whoop his ass! (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Man, I lost my mask last night but I still went and got
me some lemon pepper wings from J.R. Crickets. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Yeah?
- [Audience] Yeah. - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my big ass been in
this outfit for 30 minutes and still ain't popped. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I'm Canadian, so that means Donald
Trump's not my president. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) (horn honks) - Lucky mother (bleeps).
(audience laughs) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - They can't complain. Truth. Nella, in the building, we all ready, so DJ D-Wrek, take us up. (audience chants) - Atlanta, make some noise. (audience cheers) Hold it, now, for the
A on the Black Squad, y'all give it up for Soulja Boy. (audience cheers) Hey, now, Big Soulja, you in the building, man, and I'm telling you, this game right here, we only save it for the true OGs. This is called "Plead the Fifth". (audience cheers)
Now it's real simple, Soulja, you know what? Each team member's gonna
get the opportunity to come up here and ask us
whatever they wanna ask us. We gotta be as truthful as possible. But if they ask you something
that may incriminate you, at any point in the game,
feel free to plead the fifth. Now I don't plead, I tells the truth. (audience laughs) The team that pleads
the most, loses, right? - Yep. - Damn. DJ D-Wrek, who going first? - Red Squad, wild out. (audience cheers) - Yo, sorry I'm late, some dudes ran up on my crib,
"Bah," shot that (bleeps). Other (bleeps), "Bah," shot his ass. (bleeps), shot thirteen
(bleeps) with seven bullets. I ain't never been done before. (audience laughs)
All right, now Soulja boy. I got a question for you. One thing we know Soulja
boy from the hood, we done established that.
(audience laughs) Another thing we know, Soulja Boy ain't gonna snitch on nobody. What's in your cup? (audience gasps) - Uh, just Kool-Aid. - Where you get your... (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Nick Popsicle, what's
going on with you, man? (audience laughs) - What's up, man? - Just like my client, Soulja Boy, you also are from the hood. South east, to be exact,
South East San Diego, you got it tatted on you... She must be from there too. (audience laughs) My question to you is, do you think that my client, Big Soulja, is capable of being from your hood? - Yes. - Okay, so what have
you done to be a person that is capable of blessing
people into a hood, (audience laughs)
like, what, what type of work have
you put in in the hood? - I'm a man of the community,
I'm certified, man. - I'm talking about gangsta stuff. You have a, this is a gangsta set. Gangstas. - I plead the fifth. - Thank you
(audience cheers) Thank you.
(bell rings) Thank you. - Big Soulja, what's popping with you? - What's up, bro? - So look, you have some
beef throughout your career, whatever, so I just wanna know, you should have beat Bow Wow ass, right? (audience gasps) But you also got it to
him my dog, DC Young Fly. So who's ass would you beat worse, Bow Wow or DC Young Fly. (audience gasps) - (bleeps) That's a good one. Oh, (bleeps). I probably would put some
hands on Bow Wow, though. (audience cheers) - Damn right. - Keep them hands on him. It's contempt of the court. - Nicholas. How you doing? - Well. - I for one, and I'm just
sick of all the Mariah jokes. - Me too. - We've heard all the Kim
jokes, and Amber jokes. I'm sick of them.
- Me too. - We need some new material. So who's someone you've slept with that we don't know about? (audience gasps) - Yo mama. (audience cheers) - I knew I was black. (audience laughs) - Ghetto fly. - What up. Soulja. What's up? Hey, that was a great answer. That was a great answer.
(audience laughs) That was a great answer. I've just got one question, I think everybody in the world wanna know. When you put your arms around that dude, and you said, "You know me,
Soulja is from the hood," where he pushed your stupid ass. (audience laughs) We all wanna know, why you didn't hit that
(bleeps) with the U. (audience laughs) - Oh (bleeps). Oh (bleeps). - I said, "Any more, he gonna
hit that (bleeps) with the U. - No, see what happened was, they've got things out
here called lawsuits, you know what I'm saying, and I'm worth 30 million,
you know what I'm saying. I ain't trying to cut nobody no chip, man, you see what I'm saying. - That what you came up with? - That was happened. Yo, whatever. - America, that was some bull (bleeps). (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, who won the game? - Nick plead the fifth, so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Soulja Boy stay seven. Everybody on they feet, hey
yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (audience chants) - Oh yeah, freestyle rapping,
but here at "Wild 'n Out" we focus on them jokes, so
each punchline is one point added to your total score. Soulja, we know you've
got a lot of jewelry, we know you've got a lot of awards, but you ain't got a comedy
championship belt yet, man, you could go home with that, that's all you, you ready? The belt, Soulja, I see
how you look at the belt. - Yo, let's go, yeah, I'm ready. - Black Squad, step up. Red Squad, step up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) Ooh. He stepped all the way up, too. All right, all right. ♪ We know Soulja is a gangsta, ♪ ♪ We know Soulja from the hood ♪ ♪ But he's really a nice guy ♪ ♪ He really all good ♪ ♪ He ain't never been to prison ♪ ♪ He ain't never been a felon ♪ ♪ Because when the police ask ♪ ♪ Soulja Boy telling ♪
(audience gasps) ♪ Because if he ever go to jail ♪ (bell rings) ♪ If he ever in a cell ♪ ♪ Them dudes in there ♪ ♪ Will have Soulja Boy yelling ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ Hey now, (bleeps) ♪ ♪ I take Nick (bleeps) on the couch ♪ - Damn. ♪ If you're street (bleeps) ♪ ♪ You already know ♪ ♪ But your chain looks fake ♪ ♪ Like some snow ♪ ♪ Big Drake going (bleeps) ♪ ♪ ATL (bleeps) it is my town ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Look, you a cool cat ♪ ♪ But here let the true clap ♪ ♪ Michael Jackson called ♪ ♪ And he said he want his shoes back ♪ ♪ Let the toes sting ♪ ♪ You got a Jersey reppin' both sides ♪ ♪ Heard you big enough
to be on both teams ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ I'm with that ♪ ♪ Hey, yo chill, just like a lumberjack ♪ ♪ Precious called me ♪ ♪ She told me she want her stomach back ♪ (audience gasps) ♪ Hey, you flow, ♪ ♪ I made the Drakeo call Destiny Child ♪ ♪ Because I think it need a Soulja ♪ (audience gasps) ♪ Hold up, watch your mouth boy ♪ ♪ You're gonna get drastic ♪ ♪ With that Drakeo, I'm Drakeo ♪ ♪ I come with a ratchet ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ I ain't talking about the Visa ♪ ♪ When I come with the plastic ♪ ♪ Disrespect Soulja ♪ ♪ You'll be inside of a casket ♪ (audience cheers) - Hey, ratchet! - That was so gangsta, I'm playing in DC this front. - Oh my goodness.
- Oh my goodness. - Okay, ♪ Play in, we all know you grouchy ♪ ♪ You look like Steph Curry ♪ ♪ If he never made a basket ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ DC, I don't mean to be a hater ♪ ♪ But you look like Doug Funnie ♪ ♪ If he grew up in Decatur ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Okay, that's cool ♪ ♪ But this is critical ♪ ♪ Yo (bleeps) this garbage ♪ ♪ Because your outfit made
out of trash bag material ♪ (audience laughs) - [Justina] Okay. ♪ It must be Thursday ♪ ♪ I'm about to take her ass to the curb ♪ (audience laughs)
- DC. ♪ Come out, Justina ♪ ♪ Okay, DC ♪ ♪ Trash bag, yeah I'll take that ♪ ♪ But you, Soulja Boy ♪ ♪ If he never may crank that ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - What up? - Cut the beat. (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - Hold on, hey Soulja, man. You said you was in a
crib like "Fa, fa fa," killed with them with a big (bleeps). Soulja Boy, the only thing
you ever killed in your life was hip hop. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Uh-oh. Conceited, you dissing Soulja Boy's music, you think that'll fold? "Crank That" went platinum, how many albums have you sold? (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - DJ D-Wrek, it's all love, we having a good time up here, but I know the competition is big. Who won the game? - It was tight.
- [Nick] Red Squad. - It was real close, but I gotta give it to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Big Soulja in the building. (audience cheers) - So you ready to do this, man? - I'm ready, baby, let's
get this thing going. Come on, somebody. (audience cheers) - Let's do it, Mr. Black Squad, step up, Red Squad, step up. It's time to play a favorite,
it says T vain here, we gonna turn up. It's called "Turn Up for What." (audience cheers) So y'all ready? Who gonna turn up first, DJ D-Wrek? - Black Squad's gonna turn up first. - All right.
(audience cheers) - Hey, yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - $100. (audience gasps) Nick dropped his wallet backstage, that's his money. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - All right, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Hitman don't
know that's my side joint, so that $100 you gave
them is coming home to me. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ We're gonna stand that,
we're gonna stand that ♪ (bell rings) ♪ She win it, she win it ♪ - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my boy Bobby here finally tall enough to babysit himself (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yo, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because thanks to "Wild 'n Out", I've got a contract with "Flat Tummy Tea", and now I'm a thousand and. (audience gasps)
(crickets chirping) - Turn up without your ass, old NASCAR driving looking ass. - Vroom vroom. - Man, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Man, because Wild 'N Out had let me go, but Nick called and were like, "No, you straight." (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I was a virgin
before I came to Atlanta, but then I went to Blue Flame. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) - Keep going, keep going. (bell rings) And? - "Wild 'n Out", turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I fell in love with a stripper and my wife just said,
"Bring her to the house, let's see what she talking about." (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Relationship goals, relationship
goals, relationship goals ♪ - DJ D-Wrek, that was a hell of a turn up, who won that game? - Black Squad was more turned,
so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Hey, we got a lot more games to play. (horn honks) Kane is in the building, take us up. Let's get to it, y'all. Y'all go over there are relax, put some beauty over there
with all the ugly folks. We're gonna kick this
thing off the right way, we're gonna kick it off
with "Talking Spit". We're gonna have some "Wild 'n Out" girls bring us some chairs, some buckets, and of course some water. Myself and NeNe will fill
our mouths up with water, and each team member gets the opportunity to come on stage and make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out, and the team that makes you
spit the most wins the game. It's very simple, y'all ready? - [Audience] Yeah. - Queen NeNe, come on, please, up. Take a seat on the throne. We gonna fill it up. - Red Squad, wild out. (audience cheers) - What's up, Oz Man. Appreciated. - Hey NeNe. I feel like I'mma need some help to figure out what's on your mind. Hey Dig It, come up here real quick, man. Yeah, come on man.
(audience cheers) So I need you to tell these lovely people of "Wild 'n Out" what you think is on NeNe
Leakes mind right now. - She probably, like, "I bet me and Nick go to the same place to get our sewing done. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) NeNe. (audience cheers) - Hey NeNe, how you doing, babe? You do such a good job on "Housewives", and watching you actually made me think that I would be great for
"New Jersey Housewives", I mean I think I have all the components. You know, I work hard,
I'm talented, I look good, I'm thick as hell. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) NeNe, you don't think I'm thick? - Hey, Justina built like a
Grand Theft Auto stripper. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (audience cheers) - Mm, mm, mm, mm. Look at this beautiful
cinnamon bagel colored woman in front of me. Hey, Nick, you think she beautiful, right? So let's do this, I want
you to close your eyes. Trust your brother. Close your eyes, that's
what I want you to envision. You and NeNe on the
beach, the wind blowing, you sipping, she sipping, you smoking, she smoking a little bit, you get upstairs, everything's
going right in the bedroom, oh she about to go, you about to go, you open your eyes, and it's Jason ready. Hot and ready.
(bell rings) (audience cheers)
Right for you. Right for you.
(audience cheers) - Y'all make some noise for NeNe, who's playing that game here, guess what. You can spit the water out now. Who won? - NeNe spit the most,
so the Red Squad wins, make some noise for the Red Squad. - Time now for the bonus round. And it's called the- - [Audience] "Wild Style". - I can still win, because
here at "Wild 'n Out" we focus on them jokes
when it comes to freestyle, and so each punchline is one point added to your total score, so Black Squad step up,
Red Squad step on up. (audience cheers) DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) - Oh, oh, all right, all
right, NeNe, step it up, okay. I'll come like this. ♪ I know this girl ♪ ♪ Her name is NeNe ♪ ♪ She get hot and bothered
every time she see me ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Pull up the bands on my drop top Patty ♪ ♪ If you let me in I'll
be Brunt's step daddy ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Uh-oh, uh-oh. ♪ You can never be my step daddy ♪ ♪ You ain't got the drill ♪ ♪ My daddy Gregg Leakes
and he is a slick pimp ♪ ♪ He can't rap like us, we
don't care about your daddy ♪ ♪ Outside is a rave 2018 buddy ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Yeah, come on, come. - Hey, yo, Bobby. Yo. ♪ Y'all know how we get down ♪ ♪ Never to trust ♪ ♪ Whole Black Squad
whack (bleeps) with us ♪ ♪ Join some Elias football jersey ♪ ♪ Oh, who you used to play
for, the Little Giants? ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Look, you mad, y'all ♪ ♪ I may be short, but let's be clear ♪ ♪ I'd rather have my height ♪ ♪ Than those small ass ears ♪ ♪ And you ♪
(bell rings) ♪ Boy, shut the (bleeps) up ♪ ♪ Your nose so big, you
smelt the sun come up ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Hey DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (audience cheers) - Come on, come on. - Oh, get them, Biggie. - Check. I'm the royal flush in the flesh, you just a peasant in this clown world, somebody come beat this (bleeps) face, this your newest "Wild 'n Out" girl. - Ooh!
(bell rings) (audience gasps) - Hey, cool y'all, the stage on a show called "Wild 'n Out", he got on the same pants
Nick had on on "Roll Bounce". (audience cheers)
Get your ass out of here. (bell rings) - NeNe, how you a housewife, but there ain't never
any peace in your house. I know why they call you NeNe Leaks, because you've got diarrhea of the mouth. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Hold on, one second. Oh, I forget. - Your fans think you're messy, and then wish you would do better, you should introduce your
top lip to your bottom lip, because they ain't never been together. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - She tripping, right? - I got you. I got you, NeNe. We gonna ride (bleeps). You a real housewife,
she just a side (bleeps). (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? - The Black Squad won that one, make some noise for the Black Squad. - The Black Squad came to play. Greg had the pause, NeNe had the jokes, what you want to say to
the people at home, queen? - Oh my god, thank you guys so much. I love you, tune into "Real Housewives'. (audience cheers) - Play it in. (languid beat) But, if it's whack. (crickets chirping) You get them crickets. So y'all ready to get to it? (audience cheers) - Black Squad, wild out. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I got a mother
(bleeps) sugar daddy and he works in production, so I get all the TV time, hey baby! (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ He like chocolate, he like chocolate. ♪ - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Last night I drank
about $300 worth of liquor out of the minibar in the hotel, but it was on Nick Cannon's credit card. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings)
♪ I ain't paying, you paying ♪ ♪ I ain't paying, I'm saying ♪ - Taking it out yo check,
taking it out yo check. - Well don't do that. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Y'all remember my girl
went through my phone. (audience laughs) She got smart, she went
through my other phone. (audience laughs) But thanks to family
plan, I got another one. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ He got three phones,
he got three phones ♪ - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because usually in the bedroom
I'm a minute man, ladies, but last night I had sex, and I lasted a minute and 30 seconds. (audience cheers) (crickets chirping)
It's progress, it's progress, I've been doing my strong
count, I've been stroking, and it's been getting
up, and I tested it out, and I'm at a minute and 30 seconds now. (audience laughs) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because they said my man was dead, but he in the building right now, y'all make some noise for Tupac. (audience cheers) (languid beat) ♪ Tupac, Tupac ♪ (audience chants)
(bell rings) - What the hell is going on... Y'all make some noise for
Royce, the Rick James. (audience cheers) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I'm finally
in Nick Cannon's house, and I can finally say
(bleeps), yo (bleeps). (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) You can buy a new one,
you rich mother (bleeps). - I don't know what just happened, this is the craziest
turn up, but whatever. DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? - Yo, Rick James is in this thing, but I gotta give it to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Whatever, we've got a
lot more games to play, everybody on your feet, DJ D-Wrek, take us up. (audience chants) - Now we're about to get
into some little hip hop, we're gonna do this for you, Saha. We wanna teach the crowd as well, you know what I mean. Some edutainment. Some this game is called
"Hip Hop History." Oh yeah. We gonna make up a song
for you right on the spot, and y'all gonna decide
which song is the hottest, but what I need from y'all first, I need some historical moments. Just scream some stuff out,
go ahead, scream it out. (audience chants)
What? I heard somebody say, "Great
Depression," I like that one. (audience chants) Noah's Ark, I like that. All right, you know what, we'll
take the Great Depression. Y'all got Noah's Ark. Who should go first, who should go first? (audience cheers) - All right, Red Squad, wild up. (audience cheers) All right, all right. - We gonna teach y'all something. - DJ D-Wrek, give it to me. (languid beat)
- The 1920s, let's get to it. ♪ No money, no money ♪ ♪ No money, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Okay, he ain't go no money ♪ ♪ She ain't got no money ♪ ♪ We ain't got not money ♪ ♪ The great depression, hey ♪ ♪ Okay, he ain't got no money, no money ♪ ♪ She ain't got no money, no money ♪ ♪ We ain't got no money ♪ ♪ Now I've got to sell
my ass for a living ♪ ♪ But I gotta give my (indistinct) ♪ ♪ I got no dough, I am depressed ♪ ♪ You get depressed so dance about ♪ ♪ You got no money, feeling down and out ♪ ♪ I know I am broke, and you were broke ♪ ♪ Because we all worked on "Wild 'n Out" ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ He ain't got no money ♪ ♪ She ain't got no money ♪ ♪ We ain't got no money ♪ ♪ The great depression ♪ (bell rings) ♪ No money, the great depression ♪ ♪ No money, no money ♪ - They did not ring. Make it count. (audience cheers) All right, Black Squad, wild up. (audience cheers) - Told me God told him to build a ark it's gonna rain. We straight, though, it ain't gonna rain. - I don't know about y'all, but black people don't mess with the rain, so I'm gonna get on that boat. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) ♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ Build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ We build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ ♪ Hey, what you gonna do ♪ ♪ We build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ ♪ I said God hit me up and
he was doing some math ♪ ♪ He said it's raining for forty days ♪ ♪ And save the giraffes ♪ ♪ Hey, why get one check,
I'd rather be two paid ♪ ♪ This is Noah's Ark, so I've
already closed for two days ♪ ♪ Y'all try to fight me,
they don't really like me ♪ ♪ Got kicked off the ark ♪ ♪ There ain't an animal that like me ♪ ♪ Saha, build an ark on the stage ♪ ♪ Somebody call God, tell him
we travel around the world ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Hey, what you gonna do, ♪ ♪ Build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ ♪ Hey, what you gonna do, ♪ ♪ Build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ (bell rings) ♪ Get on that ark ♪
(audience cheers) - That was pretty good. - Get down, Noah. Noah, get down, Noah. - Noah was a little too turned for me. Let's do it properly, let's
bring some "Wild 'n Out" girls to the stage, y'all make
some noise for Britney. (audience cheers) The Kelly twins. - Okay, that was close, but let's give it up for the Red Squad. (audience cheers) ♪ No money, no money, no money ♪ Okay, guys, calm down. ♪ The great depression ♪ Now let's give it up for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) ♪ What you gonna do, ♪ ♪ Build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ ♪ Wahey, what you gonna do ♪ ♪ Build an ark, then we
pile them in, two by two ♪ - Let her do her job. - I'm sorry, Brandy,
but I'll have to give it to the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - Whatever, DJ D-Wrek, check us out, man. (languid beat) It's time for the bonus round, and it's called the- - [Audience] "Wild Style". - Freestyle rapping, but
here at "Wild 'n Out", we like to focus on the jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score, so Gary, the game could go either way. - Come on guys.
- So Black Squad, step up, Red Squad step up.
(audience cheers) - Don't tell us what to do. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat)
(audience cheers) ♪ Gary Owen, everybody know him ♪ ♪ They know that he never be flowing ♪ ♪ But they do know he's got them jokes ♪ ♪ And he get love from
black and white folks ♪ ♪ Yeah, and it's
definitely in that order ♪ ♪ But I bet y'all they know
he was a Trump supporter ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ Nick, I've known you since you was ♪ ♪ A little kid in San Diego ♪ - True. ♪ But I got a secret ♪ ♪ I was dating your mom when
you was playing with legos ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Gary, I got something for you ♪ ♪ Hey, yo, I wish I may ♪ ♪ And I wish I might ♪ ♪ Have this wish that I wish tonight ♪ ♪ No matter where we hang ♪ ♪ No matter how we act ♪ ♪ You and me, Gary, are not black ♪ - It's true
(audience gasps) ♪ I do relate, I get it ♪ (Gary laughs) ♪ You got me confused ♪ ♪ I'm down with the swirl ♪ ♪ I would talk to you ♪ ♪ But I don't talk to white girls ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Yeah, I want Fat Rick I'll get him. Stay center. ♪ I said, your mom goes down ♪ ♪ And that's a fact ♪ ♪ I mean, she sucks as much ♪ ♪ As you suck at rap ♪ (audience gasps) (bell rings)
- Okay. ♪ I suck at rap ♪ ♪ That's really not needed ♪ ♪ Yo mom treats my (bleeps) like a cop ♪ ♪ And she beats it ♪ (audience gasps)
- Okay (bell rings) Okay, uh... ♪ See you talking about cops, ♪ ♪ Well here is a nice flip ♪ ♪ I cuffed your girl as she
got beat with my nightstick ♪ (audience gasps) - Okay, come here. Come on. Come on. Come on, come on, come here. - Get him out of there. - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah?
(audience cheers) - Cut the beat. (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - If I close my eyes, Julia, then maybe you would be a model. (audience gasps) But with those two nostrils, Nick Cannon, where the hell
you find Nosey O'Donnell. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) I mean, you be me, you running a drunken race. The only thing this
white girl can do to me is put me in a sucking place. (bell rings)
- All right, you know what, you know what, you're not hip, man, you got scared and quit, man. When we were hooking up, you were to small to fit, man. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Whoo! DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, there's gonna be some
people upset right now, but I gotta give that to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad. (audience cheers) - Gary, matters to you? - Take the belt, take it. - (bleeps). - Okay, Gary's upset. - All right, hold on. make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all, the Black Squad win that one. (audience cheers) - They ripped the belt in half, so I'm gonna take half of it, and Gary take the other
half, let's do that. Yo, Gary, what do you wanna
say to the people at home, man? - I love you guys. - Everybody on their feet. (audience cheers) ♪ Turn up for what ♪ (audience cheers) - Black Squad, wild up. (audience cheers) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Me and Casanova went to
Kandi Burruss' restaurant. I had got the chicken, the mac and cheese, remember that, that banana
pudding was popping. They thought I was Ruben Studdard and so I didn't have to pay for nothing. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my girl caught me cheating. - Uh huh? - But as a comedian, I
told her it was a joke, and she fell for it. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Just playing, just
playing, just playing ♪ (bell rings) - Hey, "Wild 'n Out", turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because after watching
"Surviving R. Kelly", I burned all his music... onto one CD. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) - Yo, that's not rare. (bell rings) - Yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my dad just
married a black woman, so now my food's gonna be seasoned. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ No mayonnaise, no
mayonnaise, no mayonnaise ♪ - Wait, wait, wait, hold up. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because that was my mom
that his dad just married, so we finally got good credit. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Man, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my aunt's car broke down because she had no antifreeze, but when she looked on the back seat, she had a jug of water. (audience gasps) (crickets chirping) Oh, so all y'all (bleeps)
got a car in here? Everybody got a car here? - Wait a minute, I got one. - Okay. You can tell with that little attitude. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because we all the same height when you stand on my bank account. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings)
(audience cheers) - Who won, DJ D-Wrek? - I gotta give it to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - Whatever, hey DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat) We gonna bring a beautiful "Wild
'n Out" bride to the stage, and each team member is
gonna get the opportunity to holler at her, break up with her, propose and marry to her. Whatever they do, it gotta be funny. If it's funny, they get a bell. (bell rings)
If it's not funny, they get that buzzer.
(buzzer buzzes) Y'all make some noise for
our beautiful bride, Jasmine. (audience cheers) ("Here Comes The Bride") (audience cheers) - I'm not gonna be able to marry you for the simple fact that I know you lacking one toe, and I'm just lactose intolerant. (audience laughs) (bell rings) ("Here Comes The Bride") (audience cheers) - We are gathered her today to wed these two in holy matrimony. They have wrote their own vows. Designer. - Hey baby, you know, you got to marry me, baby. I got broads in Atlanta. (audience cheers) (bell rings) ("Here Comes The Bride") (audience cheers) - Turn around, please. Let me see you. All right, I wrote you a little poem. All right. Roses are red, And I know how to fight, Marry me, (bleeps), I'm in your life. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ("Here Comes The Bride") - Here they come. - So girl, I just been
waiting for the sign to tell me how we're gonna move forward. Well, (bleeps) there it go, bye. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ("Here Comes The Bride") (audience cheers) - (laughs) Welcome, (laughs). Bless. Before we continue this, is there anyone, speak
now or forever, (laughs) hold your peace. - I object. (audience gasps) - Hmm? Hmm? - Toss that, toss that. ♪ Hey pretty lady ♪
(audience cheers) ♪ I don't mean no disrespect ♪ ♪ But you're tryna marry DC (screams) ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ But you should marry me ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - Y'all make some noise for Jasmine. (audience cheers) Thanks for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I've gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. - This is the rematch,
everybody on their feet. DJ D-Wrek, take us up. - We got the whole cast from
"Lovin' Hip Hop Atlanta" in the building over there,
give it up for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) It's the bonus round, it's called the... - [Audience] "Wild Style". - Scrappy, you said you wanted a rematch, you know what it is, freestyle rapping but here at "Wild 'n Out",
we focus on them jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. We maybe down 3-0, but we could still win this. Let's get to it, Black Squad
step up, Red Squad step up. (audience cheers) DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) Okay, clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Black Squad, Black Squad,
y'all don't want no drama ♪ ♪ You the only rapper in here ♪ ♪ That ain't as tough as his momma ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ Well, well ♪ ♪ I know you gonna talk
about the wheelchair ♪ ♪ His ugly ass (bleeps) ♪ ♪ And we don't care about Nick ♪ ♪ Your music really ain't (bleeps) ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All right, all right. ♪ I'm gonna chill real quick ♪ (audience gasps)
♪ Yo, he gonna chill, ♪ ♪ I thought he was gonna get hyper ♪ ♪ Somebody change the track,
and then change his diaper ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - I'm getting, okay, all
right, all right, I got this. - Roll your ass out the way. - Hold on.
(audience cheers) ♪ Now you been talking (bleeps) ♪ ♪ But it's real simple ♪ ♪ Hey Scrapp, y'all had to
get his (bleeps) chair ♪ ♪ Because your whole career been cripple ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) Hold on. - All right. - [Audience] Hey, hey, hey, hey. ♪ B. Simone, your exes laid that true ♪ ♪ But you always want a boyfriend ♪ ♪ Because no (bleeps) wants to keep you ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ Tim, quit drinking all that liquor ♪ ♪ No matter how drunk he gets ♪ ♪ His (bleeps) will never get bigger ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ And Kan, you're
something like a (bleeps) ♪ ♪ Standing next to B. Simone ♪ ♪ You look like her whore ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (horn honks) Royce, with that smile, you've really got the worst face. How you got a baseball jersey but with your girl you can't
even get past first base. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) Hey, yo, Yung Joc, we
all thought why you here, you ain't been talked about in years, when you said it's going down, we did not know you was
talking about your career (audience laughs)
(bell rings) And yo, yo Scrapp, you know I've gotta cook you, I'm somebody you look to, I think you only got in the wheelchair because you want the
record label to push you. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Let's go. Besides "Love & Hip Hop", Scrapp, where they gonna find you? How the hell you have on a cast and no label still would sign you. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - "Love & Hip Hop" still remainder, the only (bleeps) on that
mother (bleeps) were the banger, and I don't give a (bleeps) about you, Nick signed you, where
they gonna find you? (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hold up, hold up Nick. I gotta do this while I fit. All right, like every show, or like my boy Scrapp, you know I keep that (bleeps)... Hold up, hold up. Hello? Hey Design, the future told me to tell you you ain't got no (bleeps) in Atlanta. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that, man? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - They got a D, they got a D. I got a feeling Scrapp here
want to say to the people. Yo, you what, you got the belt. - I just wanna say, thank you momma. (whimpers) For real, let's get it man, keep that MJ out right now, he's naive. Black G.
(audience cheers) - Red Squad, wild up. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I'm about to have
a song in three months, and unlike Rob Kardashian, I can trust a big butt and a smile. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - So last night I had sex with
a rich ass football player, and he took me to get
the morning after pill, but bitch, I ain't swallowed it. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I love ATL, because last night when the waiter asked for a tip, he came to my room and took it. (audience gasps) (crickets chirping) He did! - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - They say my ass fake, but my money real. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Just shake it, just prove it ♪ (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - (laughs) Come Jay Jay, I'm
on fire, you better believe it, time (bleeps) fill up all your exes. - [Audience] And beat it.
(languid beat) (bell rings) - What a (bleeps).
(audience laughs) - Come over Nick. I'm gonna need you for this one, okay. ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Me and my bro Nick was
at a party the other day and a girl tried to throw it to him, I intercepted it. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ He block it, he block it ♪
(audience cheers) (horn honks)
- It's a hell of a game. Yo DJ D-Wrek, man, who won? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad. Make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - Turn up, more games to play, hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat)
(audience chants) Atlanta, make some noise. (audience cheers) Black Squad captain over there,
Ludacris is in the building. Oh yeah.
(audience cheers) Now, we about to play a classic game, it's called "Plead the Fifth". Oh yeah.
(audience cheers) Now, we save this game only for the kings, only for the true ones, only for the people who are truly solid and ready to do this. I know you one of those guys. - I appreciate that. - But if you need to tap out, when they come up here
asking these questions, all you gotta say is, "I plead the fifth." - Okay.
- You got it? - Yeah. - So let's go ahead and get to it, y'all ready?
(audience cheers) - Red Squad, wild up. (audience cheers) (Ludacris sniggers) - Yourself, what's up Luda? - What's up, 6ix9ine? - What's up, Luda, nine for nine, right now on the Billboard,
for real, brother. (audience laughs) So, so check it out, Ludacris. I got a question. Yo, if you was to sign somebody right now to DTP, Disturbing Tha Peace, who would you sign first? Tekashi69
(audience laughs) or my man Nick Cannon.
(audience gasps) - That's an easy one for
me, I'd sign Nick Cannon, because Tekashi, I don't
know how much longer you gonna be around. (audience gasps) - [Nick] Appreciated, bro. - I'm stepping out (bleeps).
(audience cheers) - Come on now, DC. - What's up, Nick, you good? - What's happening John John? - That's my name, that's my name. (audience laughs) If you had a trash can, right, okay, which one of these would
you throw away, okay. Your music career, your movie career, or her braids. Which one would you throw?
(audience cheers) - Damn. Why? - Sweetheart, I think
your braids are beautiful. Your Nubian braids. But I love my music and my movies, so I'mma plead the fifth. - Yes!
(audience cheers) (bell rings) - Don't let them talk about you like that, your braids are beautiful. (audience cheers) - Am I playing all right?
- Yes sir. - Am I good? Okay.
- Yes sir, yes. - Luda.
- Yes sir? - You a family man now.
- Yeah. - But you wasn't always that way. You told us you had hoes
by near, hoes by far. It was hoes in the room,
it was hoes in the car. (audience cheers) And then you went as far to tell us you had hoes in other area codes. - True. - Now that you married
(audience gasps) when you visit with your family, which area code are
you most worried about? (audience cheers) - Good question. - That's a good question. I'mma have to go with the 213. - The 213.
(audience cheers) - Atlanta, here in trouble. (audience cheers) - Nicholas Cannon. - Yes? - Just three questions, okay. - Three? - Just about the crime scene. What letter is between H and J? - I. - Okay, all right. P-L-E-A-D spells what? - Plead. - Plead, okay, that's...
(audience laughs) Okay, now this one here, I just want you to fill
in the blank, okay, just fill in the blank. It's gonna help us a lot. And the show Martin. - I like it, I got you. - It's Bruh-Man from, uh, floor. (audience gasps) - The fifth. (audience laughs)
- Thank you. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - Yes. Yes. - DJ D-Wrek, please make
some sense out of this, man. - Nick, you plead the fifth the most, so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. (audience cheers) - And Ludacris, make some noise for. (audience cheers). They came to play, they kicking our ass, but right now, you never
know what can happen, because it's time for the bonus round, and it's called the... - [Audience] "Wild Style". - Oh yeah, freestyle rapping,
but here at "Wild 'n Out" we like to focus on the jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. So the game can go either way. Luda, I've been asking you
for years to come on this show and get this comedy championship belt, it's right there for you, you ready? - Always ready. - Let's get to it, will
Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up, DJ
D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) ♪ Clap your hands, AT, clap your hands ♪ ♪ Hey, we'll start it off ♪ ♪ You went from making hits ♪ ♪ From everybody see ♪ ♪ Like the joints are not like fantasy ♪ ♪ But now you host the shows on MTV ♪ ♪ And that's my network ♪ ♪ So now you work for me ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Oh, really? Oh, stop the beat there, hold on, hold on. - Luda done cut the beat already. - So now you say I work for you, but all jokes aside, your last standup comedy done shoot made me want to commit suicide. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) Hold up, hold up. But Black Lives Matter, so I decided to choose to stay living. How the hell you get a team
with all Flavor Flav's children? (audience laughs)
(bell rings) How'd it happen? - All right, Luda. - Just saying. - You came up here,
talk about my children, tryna spit a little bit. You should know about that, because all yours illegitimate. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Okay. - Big word, S-A-T- (bleeps). - Okay, but here's the thing, though. Yo team get meet with boos, my team get meet with cheers, y'all team is missing a real leader, like the Cleveland Cavaliers. - Ooh.
(audience cheers) (bell rings) - That's a bar, that's a bar. Bring the beat back.
(languid beat) - Come and rip, Micheals. Bring yours here. - All right, all right, hold on, because I've got to rap
it elementary real quick. All right, here we go, here we go. ♪ And you, you so ill ♪ ♪ You look like a vitamin pill ♪ (bell rings) ♪ And you need to stop me ♪ ♪ Your hair is built
like trap house carpet ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ And you, when you go to bed ♪ ♪ When you lay down you
look like a loaf of bread ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ And you, need protection, ♪ ♪ Your jeans so tight you
get a yeast infection ♪ (bell rings) - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (horn honks) Hey, Rip Micheals. - Uh-huh? - You are somebody nobody
in this area knows. - Uh huh. - Forget (bleeps), you so fat you got food
in different area codes. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) And you, Clayton, come here. - You want me to come down there? - Yes, and it better not be nothing that you get out and say, Nick, you ask him for a
feature, he would say- - "Move, bitch, get out the way." (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Conceited named all Ludacris songs, but he forgot one, so you a dead man. You forgot to mention hide your momma (bleeps) on a headstand. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All right, you said I forgot one, well here's something
that you should know. One song that describes your girl is, ♪ Use a (bleeps) ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - I don't give a (bleeps), nobody say, I'm still (bleeps) up
off this girl braids. (audience laughs) - Talk about her braids,
that joke wasn't that good, why it look like your arms
built like two broken backwoods? (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Ooh. I know he didn't, guess what? If I look like wuss, that's what you said, it look like you went
to the store and said, "Let me get all them Swisses,
now put them in my head." (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this. - I gotta say the Black
Squad won that one, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - Luda K doing it, my brother. I love you. There he is, Ludacris got
the belt for Atlanta, yo. What you want to say
to the people at home? - I wanna take everybody
to Magic City right now, let's go.
(audience cheers) - Me no, me no, I don't
know how to talk like that. (audience laughs) You not know, but I try. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because all of the ladies in the crowd, Jamaican me crazy. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because me used to be bald head, but now me got dreadlocks. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Okay, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Take thee what, leave thee what? (audience laughs) It was Jamaican, it was from Stockton. Take them... okay. And I thought we had days
off from the show, anyways. (audience laughs) - Hey, yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I met this girl from Jamaica, and she gonna turn me on
on her Jamaican music, so guess what I said? (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Nick said we
was having coffee today, so I brought some creamer, and I also brought some sugar. You know why? Because she is just so sweet. (audience sighs) (crickets chirping) That's a... I'm about my
baby, I'm about the women. I'm about the women, right now. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because when "Wild
'n Out" hired me back, they had to give me a raise, dog. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Up the money, up the
money, up the money ♪ (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because me a lady in the streets, but a Jamaican in the sheets. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up, boy. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Me just touched down in Atlanta, and I already got you all
addicted to that coffee. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ No sugar, no sugar, no sugar ♪ - What? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) Because they turned up more. - Coffee definitely came to play. Big up yourselves, DJ D-Wrek,
spit another selector. (languid beat) This is a game right here
that we know, we love, it's a guessing game, it's a time game, it's called "Turn Me Up In
the Headphones," all right. The suggestions from the VMA family gonna pop up in the screen, and the team captain's gonna have to guess who is in the booth, and who needs to be turned
up in their headphones, and the team that guesses
the most wins the game. Red Squad gonna start this off. Let's get to it.
(audience cheers) - Hold up.
(languid beat) ♪ I lose myself in the music ♪ ♪ But I'm still high, you will fly ♪ ♪ MGK, this gave you a kill shot ♪ (audience gasps)
♪ Smooth with the pen, ♪ ♪ Take out you and a friend ♪ ♪ I already killed Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ Don't make me do it again ♪ (audience gasps) - First of all, he ain't killed (bleeps) (audience laughs) Eminem. (bell rings)
(audience cheers) - Turn me up a little louder, Nick. I need some water. Need a little water. ♪ I say yo, I say yo, all right ♪ ♪ Styles I got it ♪ ♪ Yeah, don't make me send a shot to you ♪ ♪ I did a song with Mariah before
you even had got with her ♪ ♪ I black out like it's Gattica ♪ ♪ Hah, I need more water ♪ - Jadakiss. (bell rings)
(audience cheers) That was a good impression. (man croons)
(audience cheers) ♪ Dollar sign, dollar sign ♪ (man croons)
(buzzer buzzes) - You said dollar sign. ♪ No one else, no one else ♪ ♪ I need you ♪ - Sounds nothing like Ty Dollar $ign. (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) ♪ Listen, I don't rap ♪ ♪ But I own all your publishing ♪ ♪ Take that, take that, take that ♪ (audience laughs)
- Diddy. (bell rings)
(audience cheers) - Uh huh. ♪ Now, now ♪ ♪ I sound like Cookie
Monster when I rap on beat ♪ ♪ And when I do shows, 50
Cent buys all the seats ♪ ♪ I used to make a song
called "Holler, Holler" ♪ ♪ Now a brother needs
some dollars, dollars ♪ (audience laughs)
- Ja Rule (bell rings)
(audience cheers) (horn honks) Hey, well maybe the Black
Squad can do it better than me, y'all make some noise for Tjay. (audience cheers) - Hold on, hold on, though, for real. They got one wrong, before we go on. - We'll get there, we'll get there. - We got one wrong. - What you snitching for? - Hold on, bro. If I don't snitch, I tell
them when you got no pants. (audience laughs). - All right, Black Squad, wild up. - Yo, listen, all right. ♪ Got a lot of music in my iPod ♪ ♪ And I only wear IZOD ♪ ♪ If I was a X-Men I'd be Cyclops ♪ ♪ And I only eat at IHOP ♪ ♪ I need a new eye again, baby ♪ (audience laughs) - Fetty, man, Fetty Wap. (bell rings)
(audience cheers) What's up with this? ♪ I use word big as me, partner ♪ ♪ Like calligraphy, partner ♪ ♪ Suspiciously, partner ♪ ♪ This a timed game ♪ ♪ Get me out of her
expeditiously, partner ♪ (audience laughs) - The Kane, T-I-P (bell rings)
(audience cheers) - Daddy Kane, Daddy Kane, y'all. - Yeah, all right, look. ♪ I'm an urban legend with this ♪ ♪ Wise word be important like a (bleeps) ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ At the VMAs, at the VMAs ♪ ♪ Chilling in the back, next to 2 Chainz ♪ ♪ Money in the bank, you know my name ♪ ♪ America teams, I'm gonna do my thing ♪ - Nipsey. (bell rings)
(audience cheers) Right there power. ♪ I'm the man of steel ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm your homey ♪ ♪ I don't eat beef, unless it's Kobe ♪ ♪ I'm a cop, but you gotta understand ♪ ♪ Before Will Smith was a genie ♪ ♪ I was Kazaam ♪ (audience laughs)
- Shaq (bell rings)
(audience cheers) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ All right, it go like this ♪ ♪ I said, new gun, pow pow ♪ ♪ Face scratch, bow wow ♪ ♪ Chris Tucker, jewel tile, ♪ ♪ I'm on stage right now ♪ (bell rings) (audience cheers) - Y'all cheating. Y'all don't think I know the
answer, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - 2 Chainz guessed the most,
so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Everybody on their feet. - [Audience] "Wild Style". - Oh yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at Wild N' Out we
like to focus on the jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. So the game could go either way. 2 Chainz, you can get you
another one of these belts. So this time may be two
belts that you'll have. So we gonna get to it,
Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up, DJ
D-Wrek, drop the beat. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Chainz say pretty
girls love trap music ♪ ♪ But pretty girls and
that can, and how I do it ♪ ♪ Pretty girls all in the audience ♪ ♪ Pretty girls all on my balls again ♪ ♪ But not Justina,
because she like a man ♪ ♪ Like Juwanna Mann ♪ ♪ I got a plan ♪ ♪ She put her hair back,
you don't wanna win ♪ ♪ Because I'mma tell you
like this, Red Squad again ♪ ♪ Red Squad again, what did you say? ♪ ♪ If you said I'm like a man, ♪ ♪ Nick, that makes you gay ♪
(audience gasps) ♪ Because last night I
was all in your room ♪ ♪ And you was screaming my name ♪ ♪ When you was all in my room ♪
(audience gasps) ♪ Yo, I was screaming your name ♪ ♪ Because I was from behind ♪ ♪ And I was like, "Hey, Justina," ♪ ♪ I can't find it ♪
(audience laughs) ♪ It's little but it's there ♪ ♪ Justina, Big Mac ♪ ♪ They call Hitman Holla, holler ♪ ♪ Baby, I've been a star ♪ ♪ Give you a seminar in your rental car ♪ ♪ But lord, I'mma need forgiveness ♪ ♪ Because I bet these
keys open up everything ♪ ♪ Except Planet Fitness ♪
(audience laughs) ♪ Turny and your tranny ♪ ♪ Justina got flames on her shirt ♪ ♪ Because she burning in her panties ♪ - Whoo
(audience cheers) - Let me get a roll. - You got it. ♪ Yo, yo ♪ ♪ I'm like Sherone ♪ ♪ You could never hit that ♪ ♪ Your (bleeps) is small and white ♪ ♪ It reminds me of a (bleeps) tic tac ♪ ♪ I rip, I'm really thick ♪
(bell rings) ♪ But all your chatter ♪ ♪ You protest everyday
like Fat Lives Matter ♪ ♪ And DC, your sex is buns ♪ ♪ Because the DC stands
for Girls Don't (bleeps) ♪ - Ooh, damn.
(audience gasps) - Okay, okay. - Glad she ain't say that about me. - Okay. - She didn't say nothing about me. - Hey, yo DJ D-Wrek, man, you kindly remove the
instrumental for a second. - Kindly remove the instrumental. - Hey, yo, Justina, you're about to get cooked next, if my (bleeps) a tic tac, that's a reason you have good breath. Talk, you really getting gritty, boy, 2 Chainz changed his name,
now he found Pity Boy. - Ooh.
(audience laughs) (bell rings) - 2 Chainz, come on up here, now. - I see where you're at. - You know what? He don't wanna step up here because he know his
feeling's gonna get hurt. That's why he's back there dressed like the windows in a church. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hallelujah. - Chainz, you have something
to say back to him, Chainz? - He just a little bitty little boy, so I won't, so I don't hear
with some of that, but I'm cool. - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give that to the Red Squad. (audience cheers) - I get to keep my
comedy championship belt. But the superstar came through. - He getting paid, making them good. (audience laughs) - Hey, yo, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because, you know, before this episode, I only knew how to white girl twerk, but Sean Paul taught me how to dust up. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ What at that, what
at that, what at that ♪ (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Tahiry says she
gonna put me in her pocket and take me home with her. (audience laughs) (languid beat) - What? - Hey, that would be a wonderful thing, I don't know what you're talking about. (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Nick Cannon love the
"Wild 'n Out" girls so much, he dress like one. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) See, schnet boy, that's what you wearing. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because security checked me at the door and they took my gun, but they let me keep my ganja. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ I got my ganja, I got
my ganja, I got my ganja ♪ (bell rings) - Hello, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Turn up for Jesus Christ,
your lord and savior, won't he do it? (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ Won't he do it, won't he do it ♪ (bell rings)
- When all else fails, go to Jesus. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I heard weed is illegal
here, but I'm Jamaican, so everybody here smoke them (bleeps). (audience cheers)
(languid beat) - I see you were talking
about smoking, I'm with it. (audience laughs) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - And I talked to Sean Paul, and you know what he said, we gonna win, because ♪ He don't really care what people say ♪ ♪ He don't really care what people do ♪ (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - DJ D-Wrek, man, that was
a hell of a game, who won? - I gotta give that to the Old School, make some noise for the Old School. (audience cheers) - Old School. DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat) - "Turn Up For What?" And it's real simple. I'm gonna say, "Hey,
yo, Atlanta, turn up." - [Audience] Turn up for what? - If the response is funny,
we gonna turn up in this joint like Atlanta know how to. Drop it, DJ D-Wrek. (languid beat) But if that (bleeps) is whack. (crickets chirping) Crickets.
(audience laughs) All right? So y'all ready to get to it? (audience cheers) - Okay, wild up. - Hey, yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I was in the strip
club last night, right, and there was this stripper under a pile of ones right there. I stepped on and picked it up. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Nick Cannon diamonds be dancing more than I do, I be
doing my dance like this. (crickets chirping) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because it was raining outside, but all y'all girl edges still on flea. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yo, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my ex finally started
giving me child support, and I ain't got no kids. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ No baby ♪ - Okay, okay, okay. Not only do I throw shade, I have my own line of Cynthia
Bailey eyewear shades. What's up? (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yo, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because Cynthia forgot
to make y'all turn up. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because every day we lit. - [Audience] Every day we lit. (audience chants)
(languid beat) ♪ Every day we lit,
every day we lit, hey ♪ (bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that game? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - You sexy in person. You know what I was thinking? I'm gonna keep it real simple. If I can get you pregnant after the show, leave the water in your mouth. (audience cheers)
(buzzer buzzes) I see you soon. (audience cheers) (bell rings) - All right, all right. Hey Nick. Glad to be on the show. But can you tell them to
stop making fun of my head? Like, I know it's the
shape of a big toe, I know. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) because the other day, Emannuel was like, "Oh, I went home to my girl
and gave her some Cortez, so I was like,
(bell rings) I was just like, "What's some Cortez?" He was like, "Some little head." So I was just confused, man. (audience cheers) I'm just saying, bro, I'm just saying, like, that ain't funny, bro. - Hold on, hold on, hey.
(audience cheers) Cynthia, how are you doing? You are gorgeous, you amazing, you look like fine wine. You one of them girls Mr
Bigs used to be singing to, ain't you? ♪ They say you're 50 years old ♪ ♪ But I still wanna get in your hole ♪ (audience cheers) (bell rings) Matter of fact, I just
realized something, Nick. Why, our friend Lucifer
kind of sounds like Mr Big. ♪ Ho, ho, ho. ♪
(audience laughs) (audience cheers) - You the one who made me say it. - That was gonna be right. - I'm Cynthia... Yo, my fault, yo. - Chill, (bleeps). - Bugger, I'm talking what I'm doing. You bugging. Man, shut up. (audience laughs) Yo, I'm not joking right now. (bleeps) Yo, Kan, what do you
keep talking for, then? (audience gasps) - Seriously.
- Seriously, what? - Yo, chill, man. - Y'all, what are y'all doing. - Got him. (audience cheers) (bell rings) (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - There was a whole lot of spit going on. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - Nick spit the most,
so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. - [Audience] "Wild Style". - Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at Wild N' Out
we focus on the jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. So I can still with this,
the game could go either way. Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up. (audience cheers) DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) ♪ Cut, cut, cut, cut ♪ ♪ I ain't seen you since the photo shoot ♪ ♪ I had you all flustered
because you know I'm the truth ♪ ♪ And when it comes to these bars, ♪ ♪ I'm ill in the booth ♪ ♪ Give me a real shot ♪ ♪ I'll show you what this
cannon would do, yeah ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Because I'm a real shooter ♪ ♪ Don't make me hunt you
and catch another cougar ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ At our shoot together
you was nervous, I swear ♪ ♪ Either that or it must've been ♪ ♪ Really cold in there ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ She said that I was little ♪ ♪ Like that was a flaw ♪ ♪ I'mma tell you like this, ♪ ♪ I don't even want them draws ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, that
probably was a menopause ♪ (audience laughs)
(buzzer buzzes) - Oh. ♪ He didn't want them drawers ♪ ♪ But Cynthia, I do ♪ ♪ So won't you come
with me after the show ♪ ♪ And let me pump on you ♪ ♪ Just widen my throne ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪ ♪ Cynthia ♪ ♪ Oh- oh- oh ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Yo, yo, I'm like ♪ ♪ Conceited, you're gonna need some help ♪ ♪ You up here looking like a Keebler elf ♪ ♪ And DC, I walk, I'm talking to ♪ ♪ You look like a praying mantis
dipped in some chocolate ♪ ♪ And Cynthia, why are you buzzing? ♪ ♪ How are you a housewife ♪ ♪ And you can't even keep no husband ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ I don't like how you talking
about my team earlier ♪ ♪ Let me say something, you got next? ♪ ♪ All right, look, y'all
think they pretty ♪ ♪ But they not, y'all ♪ ♪ But I'm still tryna put a
lot of ketchup and mustard ♪ ♪ On this hotdog ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell rings) ♪ I'm like, ketchup and mustard? ♪ ♪ Nah, wanna yank it ♪ ♪ How you gonna fit all that ♪ ♪ On that little pig in a blanket ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell rings) ♪ It's more than breakfast
sausage (sniggers) ♪ ♪ Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek ♪ - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - Hold on, hey yo swag, you know I get crazy forever. You look like the donkey
and dragon from Shrek had a baby together. - Okay. - You, Mimi. I know what it's felt like plastic if I'm getting you moist, because your body is faker
than my job interview voice. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - All right, Conceited. That wasn't as fire as you think. You the only grown man that I know that can shower in a sink (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Hold on, come here. Come here. Are you saying I was
dipped in some chocolate, I'm a praying mantis
dipped in some chocolate, okay, if you say so, you built like a Twizzler
dipped in some mayo. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek. - I gotta give that to the Black Squad, make some noise for the Black Squad. - Y'all make some noise
for Cynthia coming to play. The comedy championship, girl, is yours. What you want to say
to the people at home? - I just wanna say I love you guys, I had a great time today, and please make sure you guys tune in to the "Real Housewives of Atlanta". (audience cheers) - You know how we do, Atlanta. It's time to turn up, I need everybody on their feet. Turn your TVs up. Uh-huh. - So we're about to get to it, DJ D-Wrek, who's up first? - Old School, wild up. (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my last man had a small wiener, but my new man got that Big Daddy Kane. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ He got a big dick, he got a
big dick, he got a big dick ♪ (bell rings) - You so nasty.
(audience laughs) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I made a track
last night with Nick, but I deleted it. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hi, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I got fired from "Wild 'n Out" (audience gasps) but I got a job at Blue Flame. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ As the accountant, now
I'm cutting checks, bitch ♪ (bell rings) - Okay, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because this season, I'mma
get all the camera time, because my sugar daddy is the cameraman. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) ♪ That's you, that's you, that's you. ♪ ♪ (bell rings) ♪ - Uh, what's that in your mouth? - All right, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I got a big ass dick... tionary, that I've been using at the house, and I've been learning a lot of new words. - Knowledge is key.
- Like multitude, and all types of stuff like that. - Education?
(crickets chirping) - How dare you give me
crickets for knowledge. Big as your head is,
that don't make no sense. (audience laughs) - All right, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because last night I went to the club and I actually danced on beat, hit it. (languid beat)
(audience cheers) (bell rings) - White man tells yourself
what to do, and you did it. (audience laughs) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I used to like big girls, but after seeing Lizzo's ass, I like girls with the same body as me. (crickets chirping) That's my body. She got the same body as me. - Hold on, hold on. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I know these
clowns calling me a cow, but I'm still here milking their game. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, who won that game, man? - It was close, but I gotta
give that to the New School. make some noise for the New School. (audience cheers)
- It's the New School. New School.
- You know what's up. - I don't know what game y'all playing. DJ D-Wrek, take us out, man. (languid beat) This is a classic "Wild 'n Out" game, it's called "Talking Spit". Oh yeah, we're gonna
bring out some chairs, some buckets, and of course some water, and myself and Kenya are gonna
fill our mouths up with water and each team member's
gonna get the opportunity to come up here and make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out. The team that makes you
spit the most wins the game. Y'all ready? - [Audience] Yeah. - Kenya, let's do this. (audience cheers) - Black Squad's gonna go
first, Black Squad, wild up. - Hey, Miss Moore, how
you doing, you good? - Mm-hmm. - All right, just making sure. Hey Nick, real quick, you my homey, man, so I just feel like I need to ask you for a favor, real quick. I'm working on this organization, right, to work on the black community, because you know, we
need to work on ourselves and our communities, we
definitely need to do that. (audience cheers)
And you with that, right? Right. So I was just wondering
if you would be willing to let us use your legs as
the logo for the organization, because, hold on, let
me explain, real quick. Since your legs look
like windshield wipers, what we're gonna do is,
(audience laughs) (bell rings)
we're gonna put your legs on the front of a van window, right, as windshield wipers, and it's gonna be sweeping
away all the problems in the black community. You good with that? All
right, appreciate you. Bye, Miss Moore.
(audience laughs) (audience cheers) (bell rings) - Okay, my bad, I didn't see your hand. I'll stop. I am Nick Cannon thoughts. It's been a lot going on up here. You know what, y'all know what time it is? Hey, yo barber (bleeps) you up, big guy. I'm not here.
(audience cheers) Goddamn. Goddamn. I'm talking about that like this. (audience cheers) - What's up, Nick? Look at me, I know I got big eyes, look. No, this is, Kenya,
just spit that shit out. Look, I'm tired of cast
members picking on me, okay, I need your help, all right, because she go say, if I start crying I'm gonna drown everybody
in the damn studio. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (audience cheers) - Hey, Shuler, come back up here, man. Come back up here, bro. Now I want all y'all to take
a real good look at Shuler. All right, now hold on. Don't my eyes look like Shuler eyes? (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) - Come on this way,
come on, come this way. Come on this way. Don't argue, don't argue. (audience cheers) (audience laughs) - Yeah. Boom. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) (audience cheers) - I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Damn, (bleeps), this
how your barber looked when he was lining your ass up. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) Got him a deal. Got him a deal. - If I could line you up
just a little bit, too. Let me tell you, if I
could just line you up, just a little bit. (audience cheers)
(horn honks) - Yo, y'all make some
noise for Kenya Moore for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? - Nick spit the most,
so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for the Black Squad. (audience cheers) - It's the real game,
the competition is thick, everybody on their feet,
DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat) Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (languid beat) All right, let's see, let's
see, I'm gonna go light. ♪ She a merry black queen ♪ ♪ I ain't seen nothing shady ♪ ♪ I'mma come out like Jodeci ♪ ♪ Forever my lady ♪ ♪ I'll drink your bathwater ♪ ♪ You won't even have to pay me ♪ ♪ And I'm standing next in line ♪ ♪ If you need another baby ♪ (audience cheers)
- Ooh! (bell rings) - All right, Nick. You want some of this? - Yes, I do.
(audience laughs) ♪ When I play this game ♪ ♪ You know, I play to win ♪ ♪ You're a kid to me ♪ ♪ I should tuck you in ♪ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - I will take it, I will... Tuck me in wherever you wanna tuck me. - Swag. - Go up against Swag. - All right. ♪ Justina, you know that I'm balling ♪ ♪ That's why Charlie
Clips smell like garlic ♪ ♪ Now I'm about to get on you ♪ ♪ You not gonna beat me, sadly ♪ ♪ If you take a make above ♪ ♪ You will look like Maddy in the face ♪ ♪ In the face, in the face ♪
(bell rings) - Ass too. ♪ Hey, yo Swag, you know
you can't touch me ♪ ♪ You don't have to do anything
to look like that duckie ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Take your little duck
ass to the back, Swag. - Hey, do you know what,
don't worry about it. Come here, DJ. Stop that bull (bleeps). (horn honks)
(audience cheers) - All right. - Don't get fit, Corn Dog, because you know I'm a starter. Excuse me, can you introduce
him to your barber. (audience laughs) (bell rings) Excuse me, come here. Every time I look at your eyes why the hell are you looking so surprised? (bell rings) - Hey, yo, Maddy. It's Wild Style, so watch
how I'mma stay on you. Why the hell y'all got me
battling Helga from "Hey Arnold"? - Hey, where's the mic? Let me get him. - And rip, hey yo Rip, come here. You know damn well I'm the man with it. "Wild Style" go hand with it. (bleeps) you so fat you
only check your email because you heard it got spam in it. (audience laughs) (bell rings) And you, Justina. Justina, with that box, that's not a chance that I wanna take, because having sex with
you is like bungee jumping, I'll probably die if that rubber breaks (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All those rhymes you said, Kan, now you've really got me snoozing. How's a rubber gonna break if you don't even use them. (audience gasps)
What I'm about to say next, well I think it might be cheating, but you've had more players
in that booty (bleeps) than All Star Weekend. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Now I'm talking more. With the jokes you said tonight, your career will never blow up, your teeth so crooked, I bet if you bit a sandwich, Batman would show up. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Okay, okay, you up here dressed like a Jay-Z girl's wrestling coach, and I'm not through with you E-Man. (buzzer buzzes) - This ain't even no bar. God took the wrong, he
took the wrong tooth, he should have took the wisdom tooth, because you stupid as hell,
(audience laughs) as we've gotta make that clear, because after you tell a joke, I just wanna get on a flight and just Ee-yow.
(audience laughs) (bell rings) (horn honks) - Yo, that was a crazy last out, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Black Squad won, make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. (audience cheers)
- Keke came through. What you want to say
to the people at home? - Yes. You know what, I tried to tell you, don't come for me unless I send for you. (audience cheers)
- Hey! Who going first, DJ D-Wrek? - Old School's gonna
go first, y'all ready? - All right. Here we go. - [DJ D-Wrek] Old School, wild up. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because my baby mama just
put me on child support, but they use my "Wild 'n Out" pay stubs, so she only getting two dollars a month. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Just turn the (bleeps) up, hey! (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - And that proof. - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I loaned a (bleeps) some money, and that (bleeps) actually paid me back. (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - So I went to my boo house
for dinner last night, right, - Right. - And ladies, you know how I knew the macaroni & cheese was the bomb? Because it sounded just like me. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) ♪ You dance, T, you
dance, T, you dance, T ♪ - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I got eight kids, but I got eight jobs, though. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - All right.
- Uh-oh. - Okay, ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Yo, my ex-boyfriend's favorite
TV show is "Wild 'n Out", so now he has to watch me on TV. What's up, Dave, I hate you. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Man, my girl took her weave out, and her hair was still long. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, man, we are
turned all the way up here, who won? - I gotta give that to the Old School, make some noise for the Old School, y'all. (audience cheers) - Old School! - Ah!
- [Audience] Ah! - Y'all ready to turn up? - [Audience] Yeah! - (bleeps) I need New School to step up, Old School to step up, we
gonna play this first game. "Turn Up For What". (audience cheers) - Old School, wild up. (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I've had a threesome before, but never with some twins. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I ain't have enough money to get my windows tinted on my car, so I put pictures of Michael
Blackson on every window. (audience cheers)
(languid beat) (bell rings) But the cops said I got to take it off, it's illegal window tint. (audience cheers) - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - I got pulled over by the police, he had me for my license, I told him, "Wait til you see my... oh." (audience laughs)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because I'm drinking
liquor, and a slushy, so I'm drinking a lushy. (audience chants)
(languid beat) (bell rings) - Hey, yourself, Atlanta, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Well I'm dripping too high, and I'm in Atlanta, so I might as well bring out Lil Baby. (audience cheers)
(upbeat music) (bell rings) Welcome Lil Baby, y'all. He gonna be on the New School team. Hey, DJ D-Wrek, who won this game? - I gotta give that to the Old School, because they brought on Lil Baby, make some noise, y'all. (audience cheers) - That's how we do, DJ
D-Wrek, take us out. (languid beat) ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all,
clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Yin yang on my team ♪ ♪ We know that that's a factor ♪ ♪ Baby, we know you was a trapper ♪ ♪ Now singer, now it's the mass rapper ♪ ♪ And Bobby, you're just
an out of work actor ♪ (audience gasps) (bell rings) - Buzzer, buzzer, buzzer. - Oh (bleeps). (audience cheers) ♪ Nick, I must admit ♪ ♪ I know you've been in your bag ♪ ♪ But the (bleeps) you did with them ♪ ♪ Was worse than the trash ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - All right. All right. ♪ The Eminem (bleeps) will
tell you I never lost ♪ ♪ But if I tell you now, ♪ ♪ It'll look like you dripping too soft ♪ (Lil Baby laughs)
(audience gasps) (buzzer buzzes) - [Justina] Let's Justina
and Baby real quick. ♪ Okay, vending machine pants ♪ ♪ I'm pushing it out ♪ ♪ I bet if I pressed your button ♪ ♪ your whole (bleeps) come out ♪ ♪ And baby, if you looking for a baddie ♪ ♪ I know you little baby
bump tryna call you daddy ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Hey Lil Baby, Lil Baby ♪ ♪ No, no, not you, the
real Lil Baby, come here ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I'm all with the song for you ♪ ♪ I hear some fact that y'all sweet ♪ ♪ This the first baby I seen ♪ ♪ That put his own self in his car seat ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Alright, come here, Clips,
because you set me up ♪ ♪ Nah, you set me up ♪ ♪ All right, look ♪ ♪ I bet your fat ass probably
hides Starburst up your sleeve ♪ ♪ Why's he here, shouldn't
he be on maternity leave? ♪ (audience cheers)
(bell rings) ♪ Come here, Michael Blackson,
bring your black ass here too ♪ ♪ Come here ♪
(audience cheers) ♪ Now Mike, I know you get money ♪ ♪ So I ain't mad at you ♪ ♪ Click your heel three times ♪ ♪ You'll be back in Africa ♪ (audience laughs)
♪ You already know ♪ ♪ With the flow achilles ♪ ♪ You are dressed like
the last Starburst ♪ ♪ left in the village ♪ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - Shut up, everybody, kiss my ass. (horn honks) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this, man. - It was close, but the
New School took that one, make some noise for the New School, y'all. - New School, yeah. Got that vote. What do you want to say to the people? - New School every day. - New School every day. (audience cheers)
