- The game could go either
way 'cause it's time for the bonus round, and it's called the - [Audience] Wild Style! - DJ D-Ray, drop the beat. ♪ Uh uh, ooh ♪ Oh okay, all right. He got the mic and everything, a'ight. - Let's do this. - I got you, let's do it. I got you, a'ight.
- I can't lose, bro. - A'ight, here we go, here we go. ♪ Uh, ye black y'all ♪ ♪ He black y'all ♪ ♪ He blacker than black,
the black black y'all ♪ ♪ Now, look ♪ ♪ I don't even wanna tease you ♪ ♪ Matter of fact I'ma cut you up ♪ ♪ I'm the Caesar ♪ ♪ So I'ma go there ♪ ♪ I wanna play this game ♪ ♪ I like them big and choppin ♪ ♪ I'm trying to holla at your man ♪ - Well you know I'm married, so sorry, I'm sorry. ♪ Yo, listen ♪ ♪ I'm not a rapper ♪ ♪ Understand this ♪ ♪ Nick wants to be me ♪ ♪ Plus all his tattoos look for free ♪ And I don't even know how to rap Just get him. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzing) - Just start stating facts.
♪ What up ♪ - A'ight, you ready? ♪ Look, hey yo ♪ ♪ Chico you know that's not the object ♪ ♪ Look at them boots, them joints ♪ ♪ Can 10,000 roaches in the projects ♪ ♪ Kill one ♪ ♪ And kill two ♪ ♪ Hey DC, that last roach was you ♪ - Hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up. ♪ Yo they try to attack ♪ ♪ And try to battle rap ♪ ♪ This is the picture before ♪ ♪ And (beep) before that, aah ♪ ♪ A'ight, hey ♪ ♪ I'm on you Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ I get loose (beep) up here ♪ ♪ Wearing the Thanos boots ♪ ♪ Now you think I know you have this ♪ ♪ The Avenger boots ♪ ♪ Now listen, now Chico ♪ ♪ That rhyme that you said, listen ♪ ♪ It ain't going down ♪ ♪ If you jump in the pool
with that lifejacket ♪ ♪ (beep) you still gon drown ♪ - Okay. - All right, all right.
- Help, help! - Justina, you and all your family members come up here. All your family members! - They're from the midwest. We're not related. - Yes! ♪ Now Justina, I'm tired
of your ass, uh huh ♪ ♪ And it's all undercover ♪ ♪ White people always trying
to take over black (beep) ♪ ♪ You done went and got your
sister and your brother ♪ - They from the (beep), don't touch it. ♪ Hey yo, uh, listen ♪ ♪ I'm like DC, you are not a threat ♪ ♪ You're like 45 pounds
if you're soaking wet ♪ ♪ I seen you in How High,
you didn't disappoint ♪ ♪ You was perfect for that movie ♪ ♪ You built just like a joint ♪ (crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
- Oh. Okay, okay, all right. ♪ I'm built like a joint, yep ♪ ♪ A lower tap ♪ ♪ Your family all came from rehab ♪ (crowd laughing) (bell dinging) ♪ But the blast squad
will tell the truth ♪ ♪ I backhand you with the bezel ♪ ♪ Y'all are Hansel and Gretel ♪ (buzzer buzzing) Back up. ♪ Hey man, I'm sorry, I forgot your name ♪ ♪ I mix it up 'cause
you all look the same ♪ (bell dinging) (horn blaring) - Whoah! - That might have been it right there. - Wait a minute. ♪ Now I don't usually do this ♪ ♪ But this case dismissed ♪ ♪ You racist bitch ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Yo Davina, listen ♪ ♪ You're my brother man ♪ ♪ You did this whole show ♪ ♪ We do it for the motherland ♪ ♪ But you know I'm the
bomb like the Taliban ♪ ♪ Just ask your mom ♪ ♪ She wanna be Nick Cannon man ♪ - [Man] Ooh, that was a good one. ♪ Next time you do a diss ♪ ♪ Make sure you make do ♪ ♪ Don't (beep) come at me ♪ ♪ With them (beep) fake shoes ♪ - Real, (beep) real. - I thought so too. Big Mac. Come here, Big Mac. Now, listen, Big Mac. ♪ You will never have a six pack ♪ ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ ♪ You got belly rolls ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay. ♪ I said DC ♪ ♪ You know I like the action ♪ ♪ And you look like a
undercooked Michael Blaxton ♪ - I look like a cook, a what? ♪ Undercooked Michael Blaxton ♪ ♪ You want some nacho face, hey ♪ ♪ Mixed with some broccoli ♪ ♪ You want a pot of green, hey ♪ (laughing) - Riding, hold up. ♪ I said I'm gonna come true ♪ ♪ You know I damage ya ♪ ♪ Who the hell dressed you ♪ ♪ Like a strip club manager ♪ (bell dinging) - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at, little ass boy? (laughing) - Hey yo Nick, look. ♪ You make music for white people ♪ ♪ You ain't no black native ♪ ♪ NBC stands for you for
never been creative ♪ - Come here Clips, come here Clips. - Hold on, move back. Let me see, let him get the gap. ♪ You new on the show ♪ ♪ Nobody ever knew you ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ Y'all give it up for Timon and Pumbaa ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ But you know they ain't
gonna win why bother ♪ ♪ All I gotta say is Hakuna Matata ♪ (bell dinging)
- That was good. ♪ Hey Nick, the rhymes I'm gonna bust ♪ ♪ Let's hurry up and finish ♪ ♪ Fore this white lady
call the police on us ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Uh, Lala, I thought we was cool ♪ ♪ Lala, I'm acting a fool ♪ ♪ Lala, I'ma take you to school ♪ ♪ Tell the crowd how you really like ♪ ♪ My Vanderpunk room ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Oooh lalalala ♪
♪ That was so cute Nick ♪ DJ, can you cut the beat real quick? - Conceited ain't even here! - So Nick. I've been a fan of this
show for quite sometime. Mostly 'cause of this redheaded dime who murders with these rhymes. I used to think that you were so fine until I turned on my
TV and I saw Drumline. (bell dinging) I'm not done yet - Damn!
- With you boy. - That was fire.
- Hold up! - But I really gotta know what else you're known for lately. 'Cause the only thing I know you for is making Mariah Carey's babies. Tell me something, Nick. Does she even let you pitch? 'Cause from the internet's point of view you are just her little bitch. (bell dinging) - Hold on. Hold on. - Better talk your (beep) Nick. - That (beep) surprise me! I was like, damn, what the hell? But I ain't gonna let you
talk (beep) about Drumline 'cause we shot that in the ATL! (cheering) - Hold up, hold up, you know what? Now it's time for me to switch lanes! 'Cause y'all know me. I ain't the type of people that froze up. Hey, move! Boy I ain't seen y'all in a long time! The little rascal done grown up! (bell dinging) ♪ I got two pickles, I got two pickles ♪ ♪ I got two pickles, hey hey hey ♪ - Come on Maddy. Come on Maddy.
- Uh oh. - Actually. Hey, listen Maddy Mayonnaise. I don't know why you were battling. Your ass is so flat it makes Justina's look like Kim Kardashian's. - Hold on, I got one thing to say. Charron, how come between us I'm the one who's more feminine? When did they come out
with an unflavored Eminem? (bell dinging) - Hey come on, okay. But even if you're the
last person on earth I still wouldn't tap that. This is what I'd look like with
the girl filter on Snapchat. (cheering) (bell dinging) (horn blaring) - Look, look. ♪ I don't want no drama ♪ ♪ I just want peace ♪ ♪ Matter of fact you're the
new Beauty and the Beast ♪ ♪ But before you speak ♪ ♪ I don't know what's bigger my (beep) ♪ ♪ Your music or your teeth ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay. Nick. ♪ You know we on live TV so
I won't pull the heat out ♪ ♪ But I mother(beep)
knock your teeth out ♪ - [Man] Boom boom boom.
(bell dinging) I believe him. - And then I'll take yours. I go to the same dentist you went to. - [Man] I believe him. - Yo Nick. ♪ You think you G-Unit, I know you lyin' ♪ ♪ Well for 50 cent my
shoe doesn't get Nick ♪ ♪ Or die trying ♪ ♪ And you need to stop this ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ 'Cause you look like a
sexy flight attendant ♪ ♪ That spent a day on a cockpit ♪ - Two notes for him. Yo what up. ♪ Yo what up, step back bitch ♪ (blabbering) (beep) out of here. - Get out of here! (beep) out of here! - Gimme fat Rip back there, what about fat Rip right here. Hey, listen Fat Rip, yo. Check it, yo. ♪ You'd have to lift your gut
just to check your balls ♪ ♪ Only thing higher than my
credit's your cholesterol ♪ - Okay, okay. ♪ Now listen squirt gun Kelly ♪ ♪ You a real diva ♪ ♪ And with a red wig you
probably look like Justina ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Ring ring ring ring ♪ - Yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. - Thank you. Big as a mack. Wobble your big ass over here. There they are one thing
that's had me going about you here. Men are not supposed to have titties. But I see you got a couple pair. Eat a salad. That's something I would double dare. I bet when you sit down you would need double chairs. If you was a super hero, the only thing you would save is food in a Tupperware. (bell dinging) - Okay, okay, the fat jokes. I'm overweight, that's true. But you look like Whoopi Goldberg if she didn't have The View. (bell dinging)
- Oh, damn! (man laughing)
- Hold up, hold up, hold up. - And Big Mac, with this belly you know you cannot go on. You cannot even fit a coat on. This is not what the big timers meant when they said everybody get your roll on. - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me talk to him, let me talk to him. Hey Con. Much like your bodyweight, that (beep) was light. Now I know why they call him Con 'cause when he was born, God must have catfished your height. (bell dinging) - Come here, Los, hold on. I think it's 'cause you
got all these gray hairs, that's why this lame mad at me. I mean if your head was a TV show it will be Gray's Anatomy. - And with that gray hair, you don't get an honorable mention. You're so ugly Aiesha Curry
don't even want your attention. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Uh, Plice called and he
said he want his face back ♪ ♪ Hip hop master about
to bring Mase back ♪ ♪ Yeah lots of cash, we
know that you make that ♪ ♪ But when they put the
cereal on the top shelf ♪ ♪ (Beep) don't you hate that ♪ - Talk your shit, Nick. - It's that, that's all
I got, that's all I got. That's all I got. Oh, he gonna do it? He cut the beat like Moses. - This flow from my soul
is not what you want. Try to mess with God's son all my people say - [Crowd] Oh! - But see I pray for you. But see I pray for you. All through the night I'll even tarry. My soul's on fire and it's heavy Mariah couldn't even carry. (crowd cheering) - Don't let him do you like that, Nick. - Bring the beat back! - Shuler, real quick. Shuler, listen. ♪ When I rap on the stage ♪ ♪ You know I come off the dome ♪ ♪ You dressed like the bathroom man ♪ ♪ At a funeral home ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Kung fu panda, we throw
that out the world ♪ ♪ You got the same eyeballs
as a Powerpuff girl, lookit ♪ (laughing) - Yo, yo, yo. ♪ Unlike Mope you can
never be better than me ♪ ♪ How you a drug dealer
only carry regular weed ♪ ♪ And DC, you don't want no smoke ♪ ♪ How you got a pencil (beep)
and can't write good jokes ♪ (bell dinging)
- Damn. - Cut this no, cut this no. Hold up, hold up. Girl don't be talking about me. You already know I got more bread. You wasn't saying that bit last night about this pencil (beep) when it was drilling
all over your forehead. (bell dinging) - Big Mac. I'm not gonna lie to you. This is mad flubber. You only open the bible just to read about the Last Supper. - You talking about all this? - Mhmm. - You lyin' I'm kidding though. Why you can't dress like Destiny's Child in the Survivor video? (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - 'Cause I'm a soldier in
the army of the Lord, amen? - And DC, everything you
say, it tend to be a bore. With all that denim on you look like you're going
to the millennium tour. - Okay, okay, okay, Big Mac. If it ain't about food, drinks, snacks, it ain't nothing you can teach us. I bet when you get out your bed, your bed be like wooh, thank you Jesus! (bell dinging)
(horn blaring) ♪ Dang you a heretic ♪ ♪ I see you staring see ♪ ♪ All you up here don't be scared of me ♪ ♪ I can lay you down like
this was therapy, ma ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna diss you ♪ ♪ I just wanna say will you marry me ♪ ♪ I'll do it again ♪ ♪ I want a divorce this time ♪ (buzzer buzzing) ♪ Let's keep it G, Nick ♪ ♪ You really can't spit ♪ ♪ If you think you can rap ♪ ♪ Then I must be thick ♪ ♪ I'm a keep it up buck ♪ ♪ You only brought me on your show ♪ ♪ 'cause you really wanna (beep) ♪ - Facts, facts. - Come here Carter. Come here Carter. I want y'all to look at
this, look at this face. Aight, hee hee. ♪ Now Carter, just chill ♪ ♪ Your girl know I'm a rider man ♪ ♪ But don't he look
like the Green Goblin ♪ ♪ From the movie Spiderman ♪ (bell dinging) No, I don't (beep) with you. - Yo. ♪ I take your girl's bubble ♪ ♪ You know the struggle ♪ ♪ You're wearing the same shirt ♪ ♪ As my unemployed uncle ♪ ♪ And you know that I came for you ♪ ♪ Your chain's so fake ♪ ♪ That it probably came with glue ♪ ♪ Come here, Hitman I came for you ♪ ♪ And I'm still aiming too ♪ ♪ Your teeth, they're confusing ♪ ♪ I don't like what you're using ♪ ♪ Your teeth are so white
that they probably went ♪ ♪ to my family reunion ♪ (bell dinging) - Hey. ♪ Come at me, don't bother ♪ ♪ Hey yo Nick where
the hell did you find ♪ ♪ Eminem grandfather ♪ ♪ Hey yo chill with the back on ♪ ♪ Hey yo Chico you look
like a M&M with a hat on ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ What you trying to say girl ♪ - Let me talk to Hitman. No, Hitman, Hitman. Oh my gosh. ♪ Your mustache looks
like a line of ants ♪ ♪ But I bet it's bigger than
the lion in your pants ♪ ♪ Hey, okay okay ♪ ♪ Oh yo, your smile is wack ♪ ♪ Your teeth are so fake and white ♪ ♪ They make me look black ♪ ♪ Hi ♪ - Yo, what is going on? These white people are whooping our ass! What kind of reverse Jordan
Peele (beep) is going on? ♪ You said my teeth so white
it make you look black ♪ ♪ Well your ass so flat it
make Justina's look fat ♪ - Thank you. David, come here. Yo, listen, look. - White people are whooping our ass. ♪ Hey yo David I can
tell that you seen that ♪ ♪ You look like you only
three days out of rehab ♪ ♪ And DC, no I'm not hating ♪ ♪ But your shorts are so tight ♪ ♪ It's like your balls suffocating ♪ ♪ And V, I hit you with the one two ♪ ♪ Call you pretty V 'cause
that V is pretty run through ♪ ♪ And Shuler got a shirt on
'cause he don't have abs ♪ ♪ Why you dressed for the beach ♪ ♪ When you already have crabs ♪ (bell dinging) (horn blaring) - Well people. (beep) ♪ Aight, aight, yo yo. ♪ ♪ Yo, Trey White, whole show ♪ ♪ You been way light ♪ ♪ You ain't said nothing for
the whole goddamn night ♪ ♪ Matter fact, when it
comes to rhyming you trash ♪ ♪ I don't even thing Black
China will let you smash ♪ (crowd oohing) (bell dinging) ♪ Hey yo Nick, hey yo Nick, Hey yo Nick ♪ - What up? ♪ I really regret when
I heard your track ♪ ♪ I bought your CD ♪ ♪ Now I want my damn quarter back ♪ - Where the (beep) you
still buying CD's at? (beep) 1999? - Mother (beep) - Let me get Justina right here. Yo, look, look, hey. ♪ If we had sex you
would fry my testicles ♪ ♪ You burnt more people
than the fire festival ♪ ♪ You say you're clean
but really it's not true ♪ ♪ You didn't catch chlamydia ♪ ♪ Chlamydia caught you ♪ ♪ But not from you ♪ ♪ But not from you ♪ - [Charron] Yo let me
get Watts too, actually. You go first, you go first, man. - Hey Charron, ain't no
way you trying to act hard. You dress like an unemployed lifeguard. (bell dinging) - Okay, okay. Hey, hey. ♪ You said I'm a lifeguard,
I must be a rookie ♪ ♪ 'cause both of your sisters
had me drowning in (beep) ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ We on Wildin' Out so I
guess that's why you wilding ♪ ♪ That's why Gucci gonna
drop you from the label ♪ ♪ Fore he drop your album ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay, he gonna drop me? Okay. ♪ I'm a young ass bitch and I'm only 22 ♪ ♪ I just signed for a million (beep) ♪ ♪ What about you ♪ - Hold on, hold on. - Okay. - All right, okay. - Million, am I gonna count.
- Okay, listen, hold on. ♪ You signed for a million, way to go ♪ ♪ Too bad I made that
(beep) like 10 years ago ♪ ♪ Wait, Bobby, why are you so angry ♪ ♪ That's no way to talk to a lady ♪ ♪ Aw, somebody need to burp this baby ♪ - No, no. ♪ More short jokes ♪ ♪ Boy you better stop it ♪ ♪ When you get home you gonna
take your shoulders off ♪ ♪ And hang them in the closet ♪ (bell dinging) - China, real quick baby. ♪ Yo yo ♪ ♪ Hey yo China you ain't
beef for this battling ♪ ♪ You only bagged the
least famous Kardashian ♪ ♪ With all that plastic
who's gonna smash ♪ ♪ Your body recyclable
but your career is trash ♪ (bell dinging)
♪ But you ain't got no ass ♪ - Y'all look like y'all want smoke. ♪ Off the top is too easy ♪ ♪ Please believe me ♪ ♪ If you big Mario ♪ ♪ Who is he, little Luigi ♪ You need a mushroom, you need a mushroom, you need a mushroom! - All right. ♪ Nick you put me on your show ♪ ♪ And for that I thank you ♪ ♪ But you are not fit
to be talking (beep) ♪ ♪ With some malnutritioned ankles ♪ I'm not gonna have it. I'm not gonna (beep) have it. - Let me get Clips. Yeah. - Oh wow, oh wow. - I got it, I got it, I got it, yeah. Okay, right, here we go. ♪ Clips, you're walking
around like you're the best ♪ ♪ Looking like DJ Khaled
without the success ♪ Okay, hold on, ready? ♪ Khaled claims he doesn't
go down on ladies ♪ ♪ But I bet you'd eat me
if I was covered in gravy ♪ 'Cause he's fat! - Hold on, hold on, yo. ♪ White girl you better look out ♪ ♪ And tell your mother to
stop calling the cops ♪ ♪ On our cookouts ♪ ♪ Understand that the hate is valid ♪ ♪ And why the hell do your people ♪ ♪ Put little raisins in potato salad ♪ - Okay, all right. Let me get one more for
Clips, one more for Clips. - Get him! ♪ If you walk 10 steps I don't
think you could go further ♪ ♪ Martin Luther King,
Junior Bacon Cheeseburger ♪ (crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
- We're done. - She had a dream, she had a dream. - (beep) that beat! We wanna hear this (beep) Low. Come here, Mario, Mario. Mareehio, (beep) everything. Now listen here. We face to face. Now you gotta credit this. And I ain't gonna play with you so I might as well settle this. You are on the Millennium Tour because that's the only way
you can remain relevant. Now listen, I'm sorry yo. Y'all don't give a damn. I ain't got no fill. He told the whole black team to dress in army pants
and a bulletproof vest so they can save his damn career. (bell dinging) - Hey yo, hold on hold on hold on hold on. Hey yo DC. We gonna make a toast to
your career, son, right? But I'm from B-more and I know a (beep) roach when I see one. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ I've been staring at your beard, dog ♪ ♪ Man yo what's up with that ♪ ♪ How you come to this show ♪ ♪ Look like a light skinned lumberjack ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Now listen up, listen ♪ ♪ Nick, I'm a vet, better yet, your OG ♪ ♪ You can talk to longevity (beep) ♪ ♪ with everybody but me ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Yo, listen, listen ♪ ♪ Hey yo Vina, you know
you can't move me ♪ ♪ You look like one of
Ginuwine's leftover groupies ♪ ♪ And Hitman, you only gangster for fun ♪ ♪ I bet you clean your teeth more ♪ ♪ Than you clean your guns ♪ ♪ And DC, your girl she might choke ♪ ♪ 'cause Ginuwine had her
hitting all of them high notes ♪ (bell dinging) - Hey, hey.
- Hold up! Come here, come here Justin. Hey, cut (beep) down. Don't put it on me. Come here white girl. Know you ain't talking about me.
- I'm busy. - Please don't start. Your ass up here dressing
like a disco ball in a trailer park. Come here, Ginuwine! - Yeah bring that ass here, boy. - Oh, bring that ass here, Ginuwine! I know you ain't talking
about OG right there, uh uh. 'Cause we don't play fair. How the hell your ass 50 but still got baby hair? Hell no, I ain't done. When I get done with him,
OG gonna give me a raise. I'ma get a Porsche! I might (beep) around and take your (beep) 'cause you got a pony and
I got a full blown horse (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Look, look, uh ♪ ♪ Yo the freestyle get off me ♪ ♪ I sell it softly ♪ ♪ You know I'm coming up ♪ ♪ I like my coffee ♪ ♪ Black, little thick ♪ ♪ Too young for this (beep) Nick ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Uh huh ♪ ♪ Mama say ♪ ♪ You say you're rappin ♪ ♪ You're cappin a lot ♪ ♪ Ooh, you're not hot
just get back in the pot ♪ ♪ Hey, what makes a coffee
the tip or the top ♪ ♪ Ooh, I makes a coffee
me drip or my drop ♪ ♪ Eh eh ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm from JA a real G ♪ ♪ You see pre can't beat me a key key ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon can't pin me, not be beat ♪ ♪ I might smile but my treat deep on TV ♪ ♪ Go easy eh ♪ - All right, okay, okay. ♪ Nick, Nick, Nick ♪ ♪ Me not know what you say ♪ ♪ Me now know what you say ♪ ♪ Me not not not not know what you say ♪ ♪ Me say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon nipple do show ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Can see that him no more grow ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ DC him look real slow ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Okay come here ♪ ♪ Don't do that ♪ ♪ You lied ♪ ♪ And y'all knew that ♪ ♪ Listen fefefefe ♪ ♪ This not your hahaha ♪ ♪ Aah ♪ ♪ You thought you'd get
me but did not go down ♪ ♪ The girl teach me how to
glue the less front down ♪ (bell dinging) - Aight I'll cut it for you. Aigh't DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ] Yeah. - Cut the beat. - [Man] We like this beat! (horn blaring) - Man I know this Wild style but I ain't with the jokes, so I don't wanna play with things. Hey yo Nick I'm really
loving this Jamaican scene. 'Cause I got two lasers red and green that's gonna blend right in
with this Jamaican theme. I take his wife, all you
here is a Jamaican scream then I take his dad. If Nick trip, he gonna get xed
out like the Jamaican flag. You look like a teenage boy
that tried Jamaican caps. I say wait a minute, they
gonna see this shoddy. Nick got on a see through
shirt with a automatic. I'll leave him with a see through body. (bell dinging) - Man, we was having fun then you had to do all that tough stuff. - Just come murder everybody. - He did, but he still need to stop it. Up here dressing like a boppit. Pull it. Spin it. Bop it, (screaming) - Hold up, hold up, E-man. You up there doing all that. Boom, pow, pshh! Nick, who does that? I thought this was a Jamaican theme. You up here built like a rugrat! - Well DC, we know you get girls but they only the slutty kind. That's why I never hit
you with the dirty rhyme. You know Justina V, I am no liar.' You out here burning (beep) so they screaming more fire. - Whoah. - Mo fire. - Mo fire? Okay, all right. Please don't do this, uh uh. Don't hurt me. The red on your pants,
that stands for herpes. Here we go. You don't wanna do this, uh uh. Stop, the black on your pants mean your coochie got bumps, here we go. Uh oh. You better stop. See I already got on yellow. You know what that means. Everybody can come in, hello! (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪ ♪ You could get with this ♪ ♪ Or you could get with that ♪ ♪ You should get with this ♪ ♪ 'cause this is where it's at ♪ ♪ Janet Jane I know
you've been calling me ♪ ♪ I could be your soldier ♪ ♪ Like we in a army see ♪ ♪ And we could do this yeah probably ♪ ♪ Forget the fifth ♪ ♪ I'll give you this 10 inch harmony ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ You stepping up to me
and I don't even bother ♪ ♪ You haven't been
popping in these streets ♪ ♪ Since I was a toddler ♪ (bell dinging) - Haha, that's very mean. - Come here Amber. Since you wanna be on the show. Let me show you what I do, look. ♪ I'm with the red team, shorty, uh ♪ ♪ And this ain't your
thing shorty, uh huh ♪ ♪ You on Wild'n Out girl and it's sad ♪ ♪ It's 'cause the whole damn show ♪ ♪ You show you ain't got no talent ♪ (bell dinging) - [Woman] Come on, Amber. ♪ Yeah DC ♪ ♪ I know you're a star ♪ ♪ But you're only 15 pounds ♪ ♪ I gotta walk you to the car ♪ (bell dinging) No, stay right there
DC with your ugly ass. Look. The whole squad. - Don't wanna do this. ♪ Look you got on red and green ♪ ♪ Looking like Christmas, that's a fact ♪ ♪ But those little (beep) a present ♪ ♪ That we'll never unwrap ♪ ♪ And DC, you know I'm not your friend ♪ ♪ You got on camouflage ♪ ♪ 'cause the roaches,
you'll always gon blend in ♪ (bell dinging) - All right, all right, all right. Listen. ♪ I hear you talkin ♪ ♪ And you talkin that stuff ♪ ♪ But you shouldn't have
worn a see through dress ♪ ♪ 'cause bitch I see your gut ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - Right red squad. Yo, yo, look. ♪ I got the harmony so
I'ma need all the room ♪ ♪ If y'all sing you're gonna
need a lot of autotune ♪ ♪ One scrub, two scrub, three scrub four ♪ ♪ You looking like a janitor ♪ ♪ That's mopping up the floor ♪ ♪ Five scrub, six scrub,
seven scrub, eight ♪ ♪ Hitman never caught a body ♪ ♪ Con never caught a case ♪ ♪ I put you in your place ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm talking all of you ♪ ♪ How we the girl squad and
got more balls than you ♪ ♪ Y'all are not stars ♪ ♪ I single handedly damaged
you with philanthropy ♪ ♪ Run and tell them I got bars ♪ ♪ Pretty boy, sissy boy, tummy all gushy ♪ ♪ How y'all the boy squad
but still so pussy ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Yo, Chainz say pretty
girls love trap music ♪ ♪ But pretty girls like
Nick Cannon how I do it ♪ ♪ Pretty girls all in the audience ♪ ♪ Pretty girls all on my balls again ♪ ♪ But not Justina 'cause she like a man ♪ ♪ Like Juwana man ♪ ♪ I got a plan ♪ ♪ She put her hair back ♪ ♪ You don't wanna win ♪ ♪ 'cause I'ma tell you like this ♪ ♪ Red squad again ♪ ♪ Red squad again what did you say ♪ ♪ If you said I'm like a man ♪ ♪ Nick that makes you gay ♪ - Hey. ♪ 'Cause last night I
was all in your room ♪ ♪ And you were screaming my name ♪ ♪ While you was all in my womb ♪ ♪ Yo I was screaming your name ♪ ♪ Because I was from behind ♪ ♪ And I was like ♪ Hey Justina, I can't find it - It's little but it's there. - Justina and Big Mac. They call me Hitman Hollywood Holler baby I've been a star. Give you a seminar in your rental car. But Lord I'ma need forgiveness 'cause I bet these keys open up everything except Planet Fitness. Crane with the tourney in your dranny. Justina got flames on her shirt because she burning in her panties. (bell dinging) - [Justina] Let me get Charron. - It was aight. - Yo, yo, yo. ♪ I'm like Charron ♪ ♪ You can never hit that ♪ ♪ Your (beep) is small and white ♪ ♪ It reminds me of a (beep) tac ♪ ♪ And Rip, I'm really
sick of all your chatter ♪ ♪ You protest every day ♪ ♪ Like fat lives matter ♪ ♪ And DC, your sex is buns ♪ ♪ 'Cause DC stand for girls don't (beep) ♪ - Okay, okay.
- Ooh, damn! Glad she ain't say nothing about me. She didn't say nothing bout me. - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek, man. May you kindly remove the
instrumental for a second? - Kindly remove the instrumental. - Hey yo Justina, you're
about to get cooked next. If my (beep) a tic tac that's the reason you have good breath. And real talk you're
really getting gritty boy, 2 Chainz changed his name, now we found titty boy. - [DC] 2 Chainz. - I see you right here. - You know what, he don't
want to step up here 'cause he know his
feelings gonna get hurt. That's why he back there dressed like the windows in a church. (bell dinging) ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Nanana ♪ ♪ Yo win it ♪ ♪ Nananana ♪ ♪ Yo Uce step up we're
gonna freestyle this ♪ ♪ We gonna come of the top ♪ ♪ Like we in this bitch ♪ ♪ But for yo I'm bout to kill you ♪ ♪ I'm like a jack thriller ♪ ♪ One eye, I'm a thrilla
Manila like Alcilla oh (beep) ♪ ♪ They call me the rap Godzilla ♪ ♪ And I don't know the see ♪ ♪ 'cause you don't get clever ♪ ♪ WWE y'all went against me ♪ ♪ Will stand for We Won't Ever whoah ♪ (bell dinging) - [Man] Talk your shit, OG. ♪ Hitman, I stay on it ♪ ♪ I'm forever with it ♪ ♪ Start man start get raining ♪ ♪ They think the weapon did it ♪ ♪ Man back up Nick, load up the eight ♪ ♪ That means seven did it ♪ ♪ Head shot ♪ ♪ Turn your snack back to 11 fiddy ♪ ♪ Paramedic with me ♪ ♪ With V, I mean her (beep) is different ♪ ♪ The way she play with my (beep) ♪ ♪ I thought Spaghetti did it ♪ ♪ That slash your face
and said Freddie did it ♪ ♪ Freddie did it ♪ - Santwon, baby. Uh, Santwon. ♪ You an overachiever ♪ ♪ You tried out for the
football team as wide receiver ♪ ♪ Then you changed your profession ♪ ♪ Give me an A, give me a B ♪ ♪ Since you're a cheerleader, we know ♪ ♪ Everybody gave you the D ♪ ♪ I slay you trick ♪ ♪ I kill you trick ♪ ♪ I'm the Matrix bitch
and you just a glitch ♪ ♪ I'm alpha and omega, bitch ♪ ♪ I'm new, you old, like Sega, bitch ♪ ♪ Hey listen let me tell you ♪ ♪ I'm really really nice ♪ ♪ Your mother's overweight ♪ ♪ Thanos had to snap twice ♪ (bell dinging) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. Jay Cole, why would you stand there and join the black team when you know that our rap's mean? I know you love this a wrestling episode 'cause you're used to getting tag teamed. (buzzer buzzing) And you Big Mac, come here. You've never had your hand in salad or touched the grandma cabbage. If you were a wrestler you'll be the Nacho Man Randy Savage. (bell dinging) - Look at these two. The fake Rock looking like he got hope. The Uso brothers you're not dope. I lay y'all girls butt naked then jump balls first off the top rope. - And Naomi, don't be hiding there. What you gonna say that I'm really small? 'Cause I'll do you like
Monday night wrestling and give it to you raw! And even though y'all
should never say nothing to anybody in my background, it's ironic y'all the wrestlers but my team just laid the smackdown. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) - Aigh't we go up top. ♪ Taylor let me make this swift ♪ ♪ You would never beat Chance
even if you had one wish ♪ ♪ Now I know you from the Chi ♪ ♪ Should have brought your boys ♪ ♪ 'cause the red squad we're the one ♪ ♪ With the iller noise ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ I knew he was gonna talk
about my brother man ♪ ♪ That is so wack ♪ ♪ But the number one
viewer's question is ♪ ♪ When Kyle Williams coming back ♪ (bell dinging) - Next season, next season hopefully. ♪ Yo, look ♪ ♪ They call me Hitman ♪ ♪ Just know I got real flows ♪ ♪ You need to chill bro ♪ ♪ Stop holding the mic like it's a dildo ♪ ♪ When I come through blacking ♪ ♪ You know where the fleckin jam ♪ ♪ (Beep) the apology ♪ ♪ Give a (beep) about a second chance ♪ ♪ I tell you look ♪ ♪ With the bling 'cause they casserole ♪ ♪ I may get nastier than
a white girl casserole ♪ ♪ What you mean in a desk ♪ ♪ You shaped like Mr. Potato head ♪ ♪ In a vest yeah ♪ - Hitman, Hitman, Hitman, come here. Hitman, come here. That was extra gangster. But check this out here,
man, listen to me, listen. ♪ Whatever made you wear that outfit ♪ ♪ I hope that it was worth it ♪ ♪ 'cause that's the
vest that people wear ♪ ♪ To sell peanuts at the circus ♪ - All right. ♪ You up here with a bulletproof vest ♪ ♪ Only thing that's
stopping is that crowd ♪ ♪ From seeing your neck ♪ ♪ (Beep) you, right ♪ (buzzing) ♪ Oh no ♪ ♪ Guess you thought that
was gonna work, bro ♪ ♪ But it didn't ♪ ♪ And you know what else ♪ ♪ You're too small to even help yourself ♪ ♪ I said look ♪ ♪ I have a Explorer ♪ ♪ One more person that you're built like ♪ ♪ Diego from Dora ♪ - Hold on, hold on. ♪ If I'm built like Diego ♪ ♪ Then you're gonna have to scratch that ♪ ♪ 'cause since we're talking about Dora ♪ ♪ (Beep) you built like a backpack ♪ (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Blue face, yeah I'm going
straight off top of the dome ♪ ♪ Red squad once again it's on and ♪ ♪ Look you don't wanna see my chrome ♪ ♪ 'cause I steal your car ♪ ♪ And make you (beep) walk home ♪ - Hey, that was fire, that was fire. Hold on, D-Wrek. Hold on. I know I ain't good
with the beat, hold on. - (laughing) Least he know it. - Nick knack paddywack I gave yall (beep) bone. I had her buzz down when I
touched down in her zone! (bell dinging) - Bring the beat back! (hip hop music) - Hey Nick, fall back for
a second, we got this. ♪ Look look look ♪ ♪ Hey yo Nick chill ♪ ♪ You know me, I got the
glock and y'all on headshot ♪ ♪ Blood everywhere ♪ ♪ They gotta mop beyond ♪ ♪ I aim for the stomach ♪ ♪ But then I had to tap Iyana ♪ ♪ And then I shot his aunty ♪ ♪ But then I had to mop his momma ♪ ♪ Poof convertible his roof ♪ ♪ Now he a drop piano ♪ ♪ Justina in the back
giving us that old (beep) ♪ ♪ Deck, I got the glock
and call the shot Keanu ♪ ♪ Pow pow pow pow pow everybody
getting shot they mama ♪ ♪ You keep doing all the talking ♪ ♪ Boy you need to stop that faking ♪ ♪ You need to stop eating bacon ♪ ♪ 'cause you gon have a heart attack ♪ ♪ Gone blue face baby ♪ ♪ You already know what it is ♪ ♪ On the game ♪ - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ] What's up, homie? - Cut the beat. (horn blaring) - Hold on Cris. You know what, you know what, let's let the white
people go at each other. My white boy's better than yours. Carter, come step up. - Hold on, how about my
white boy better than yours? - White boy battle! - All right. Yo check it. ♪ I don't know if
anybody's liking this man ♪ ♪ You look like you've
been driving a van ♪ ♪ I couldn't ♪ ♪ I don't even have to
fight with my hands ♪ ♪ 'cause I have a 401K,
I call my mom everyday ♪ ♪ And my dad has a
killer retirement plan ♪ - Yeah! Talk that white (beep) Talk that white (beep) - Oh! So your dad has a 401K? Well how does he use it? My dad has such a good plan he could make Nick
Cannon retire from music. (bell dinging) ♪ What you even rapping for ♪ ♪ I'm gonna dog him like a matador ♪ ♪ You climb the Materhorn ♪ ♪ Hey everybody, look, Maclemore ♪ ♪ Just dropped out of the Apple Store ♪ ♪ And you should be eating apples more ♪ ♪ And your teeth are the
same color as an apple core ♪ - Hey, you wanna go and spit fast? Well why you rapping? If snitching on barbecues was a sport, this guy's your captain. Go back to your bible
camp and write a caption about your sleepovers with Michael Jackson 'cause you're so, hey, don't cut me off when I be snappin' you know that you are with home alone with Michael Jackson and you're so white you make
me look like Michael Blackson. (bell dinging) We ain't done, we ain't done we ain't done, we ain't done. (crowd cheering) ♪ Schoolboy cue, this the NIC ♪ ♪ But I'ma tell you like
this dog you can't see me ♪ ♪ So on this show, next
time that you come back ♪ ♪ Make sure that you don't
bring this (beep) smack ♪ ♪ Now I ain't gonna say it like this ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna say it like that ♪ ♪ But he your height, man ♪ ♪ What you pay him in, crack ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ (Beep) said lupus but
he know he got cancer ♪ ♪ Weak ass hat is looking like a pamper ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Now you thought that whole up ♪ ♪ Is just for that one bar ♪ ♪ (Beep) You really ain't (beep) ♪ ♪ Without Kendrick Lamar ♪ - Nick, before you go. Nick before you go, hey Nick. ♪ As you can see my boy Smack
is going full throttle ♪ ♪ You dress like a genie
from a Windex bottle ♪ - Hey yo, I got him Nick. Hey, hey, listen. ♪ Hey yo Q ♪ ♪ You're looking like a fool, boy ♪ ♪ I kick you out the classroom ♪ ♪ Even if you was a schoolboy ♪ ♪ You can never get Nick if you was able ♪ ♪ You the most untalented
artist on your label ♪ (bell dinging) - Hold up, hold up. ♪ Who you think you're talking to ♪ ♪ I'm ass night in a barf ♪ ♪ TDE across my face I
thought you knew I'm coarse ♪ ♪ Cause to be the boss ♪ ♪ You ain't nothing ♪ ♪ You thought you was something
but you really ain't nothing ♪ - [Nick] There you go Smack. - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up man? - Cut the beat. (horn blaring) - Hold on, hold on, Tyler. Tyler please, let me talk
to Smack first please. By the sound of your voice I could tell you have
problems with your health. You look like the type of (beep) to rob your damn self. (bell dinging) When I seen him y'all I
was like what the hell? I ain't never seen a (beep) look like he gon break into jail. Hold on, wait a minute. - He did!
- Hey yo Bobby, hold on, Bobby.
- I swear! What you said was kind of true. 'Cause when I was locked
down two years ago, he was serving me food! (bell dinging) Hold up! What I'm bout to say is gonna hit you with the back beam. When this (beep) done talking I was like is Justina on the black team? - [Man] Rarararar! - Yo Bobby, hold on, Bobby, how you trying to talk about my man? They need to put your little
ass in a baby carriage. I can't believe I found somebody shorter than Nick Cannon's marriage. (crowd oohing) And Justina, what are you gonna say that I'm mad and small? You treat STD's like Pokemon because you have to catch them all. And lastly Santwon, I know
you're not gonna like this. But don't fight this. We heard you only go to the army because they're surrounded
by privates. (chuckling) (bell dinging) ♪ Yo, this rap you
probably need to quit, uh ♪ ♪ I don't care how fussy you get ♪ ♪ Y'all make up some
noise for them (beep) ♪ ♪ Who beat up Jussie Smallet ♪ That's him, that's him. ♪ Nick you got jokes
but stay in your place ♪ ♪ Because I'll tear this bitch up ♪ ♪ And drop you on your face ♪ ♪ Drop you on your face I'm
gonna pick you up fast ♪ ♪ I'ma turn you around, bend you over ♪ ♪ And kick you in your ass, Nick ♪ - Finish him, finish him, finish him! ♪ Tapping out ♪ ♪ Yeah you know it's easy to do ♪ ♪ If I remember correctly
Mariah tapped out on you ♪ (crowd oohing) (bell dinging) - Aight, aight. ♪ Coming at me with hair
looking like Pretty V ♪ ♪ That's pretty wack, son ♪ ♪ I need to get stack son ♪ ♪ Y'all make some noise for
the fake Michael Blackson ♪ - Con. Hey yo Con, you know you ain't funny in a one size fits all
children's store onesie. (bell dinging) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (horn blaring) Justina, come here, Justina. Can't believe you said something about me so now I'm gonna slay you. That box killed so many people if it was a wrestler,
it'll be the Undertaker. (bell dinging) - Killing him. - And you Big Mac, this the WWE show. I bet you got some chocolate puddin' but you so fat you actually
ate what the Rock was cookin'. (bell dinging) Mimi, all this plastic surgery. Why would you step in the field? 'Cause your ass is so fake
it makes wrestling look real. (bell dinging) Pretty V with all this fake hair. Why would you think that'd be aweome? I mean if you were a wrestler you'd be Stone Cold Weave Austin! (bell dinging) And New Day, hey yo New Day, I'm glad y'all didn't
bring your chick here. 'Cause last time we told them sit there she came to the crew, she made us go woo like Ric Flair! (bell dinging) - [Nick] That's why he can't see you. (bell dinging) ♪ She a married black queen ♪ ♪ I ain't saying nothing shady ♪ ♪ I'ma come at her like Jodeci ♪ ♪ Forever my lady ♪ ♪ I drink your bath water ♪ ♪ You won't even have to pay me ♪ ♪ And I'm standing next in line ♪ ♪ If you need another baby ♪ - [Man] Oooh. (bell dinging) - All right, Nick. You want some of this? - Yes, I do. (laughing) ♪ When I play this game
you know I play to win ♪ ♪ You're a kid to me,
I should tuck you in ♪ - Oh, you gonna really? I would take it. Tuck me in wherever you wanna tuck me. - Swag. - Go up there, Swag. - All right. ♪ Justina, you know that I'm ballin ♪ ♪ That's why Charlie
Clips smell like garlic ♪ ♪ Now I'm bout to get on you ♪ ♪ You're not gonna beat me sadly ♪ ♪ If you take your makeup off ♪ ♪ You would look like Maddy ♪ ♪ In the face, in the face ♪ ♪ In the face, in the face ♪ ♪ Ass too ♪ ♪ Hey yo Swag, you know
you can't touch me ♪ ♪ You don't have to do anything
to look like that ducky ♪ ♪ Killing you, you know it's not fun ♪ ♪ Why they call you Swag when
you don't even got none ♪ ♪ Me and you that's a lyrical slaughter ♪ ♪ You could be somebody's son ♪ ♪ And somebody's daughter ♪ (bell dinging) - Man. Take your little duck
ass to the back, Swag. - You know what, don't worry about it. Come here DJ. Stop that bull(beep) (cheering) Don't get me pumped up 'cause you know I'm a starter. Excuse me, can you introduce
him to your barber? (bell dinging) Excuse me, come here. Every time I look at your eyes, why the hell are you looking so surprised? (bell dinging) Hey yo Maddy. It's Wild Style so watch
how I'ma stay on you. Why the hell y'all got me battling Helga from Hey Arnold? - Okay, where's the mic, let me get him. - And Rip, hey yo Rip, come here. You know damn well I'm the man with it, Wild Style I go ham with it. (beep) you so fat you
only check your email 'cause you heard it got spam in it. (bell dinging) And you Justina. Justina, with that box, that's not a chance that I wanna take. 'Cause having sex with you
is like bungee jumping, I'd probably die if that rubber breaks. (bell dinging) - All those rhymes you said, Con, now you really got me snoozing. How's a rubber gonna break
if you don't even use 'em? What I'm about to say next, well I think it might be cheating. But you've had more players
in that booty (beep) than all-star weekend. (bell dinging) - I wanna talk to Mope. Come here, Mope. With the jokes you said tonight, your career would never blow up. Your teeth so crooked I
bet if you bit a sandwich, Batman would show up. - Okay, okay. You up here dressed like a
JV girl's wrestling coach, and I'm not through with you, he man.
(buzzing) - This ain't even no bar. God took the wrong, he took the wrong tooth. He should have took the wisdom tooth 'cause you stupid as hell. And we gotta make that clear. 'Cause after you tell a joke I just wanna get on a flight and just eew. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Uh uh uh ♪ ♪ I like that y'all standing up here ♪ ♪ With this ever ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm about to come off the top ♪ ♪ And get real clever ♪ ♪ You winning this game ♪ ♪ No no (beep) never ♪ ♪ And matter of fact ♪ ♪ Did y'all get your
braids done together ♪ (bell dinging) - Yo, Nick. Come on man. I don't even no beat, kah. You could turn that beat off, yo. - [Nick] Ooh, the chef want
you to turn the beat off. - Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, I'm talking to you, yo. Nicholas got you all out here frontin' like you're really doing some'in. At least your father could do is buy you some decent
(beep) shoes or some'in. - These are the Wild'n Out Js. - Kip em ups, yo. Yeah, yours is nice. - Bring the beat back! (hip hop music) - All right, okay. JJ, JJ, come here real quick man. ♪ You supposed to be a chef ♪ ♪ Boy they need to stop lying ♪ ♪ You dressed like the barber ♪ ♪ That messed up my hairline ♪ (bell dinging) - Come here Big Mac, come here Big Mac. Look. ♪ I will catch you on a runway ♪ ♪ I bet you these keys can open up ♪ ♪ Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday ♪ (bell dinging) - Where Robles at? I need my chef in front. ♪ Yo, hey yo Robles ♪ ♪ I'ma step to you on the scene ♪ ♪ Since you a chef ♪ ♪ I'ma have to cook the whole team ♪ ♪ Black squad, guarantee
you gonna need some help ♪ ♪ Big Mac could eat the whole menu ♪ ♪ Plus the menu itself ♪ ♪ And Jason Lee, we all
know that you sweet ♪ ♪ You stick a wafer fish ♪ ♪ But you be choking on me ♪ ♪ I'ma stay in the kitchen
'cause they needed me there ♪ ♪ And Rip Micheals likes
(beep) cooked medium rare ♪ (crowd cheering) - Time out, time out. Time out, time out. ♪ Cooked medium rare ♪ ♪ Justina, you a beast ♪ ♪ But you can't harm me ♪ ♪ You dressed like a no limit soldier ♪ ♪ For the Salvation Army get out ♪ (bell dinging) Oh no now Mope, come back. - You know what, I'm
so tired of this (beep) Stop that, stop that! (beep) that. Big Mac, bring your stupid ass up here. You too DDG, whatever you here DDT, (beep) wrong with you? Chicos, you stay in your lane right here. Now Big Mac, don't come for the red squad! You already know we the best. Your ass ain't got no neck so when you swallow, your food
go straight to your chest. Now listen. Hold up, Chico! Your body is so sloppy. You dress like a security guard that ain't gonna chase nobody. - Hold up, wait a minute, DC.
- Hold up, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I ain't done!
- I can't believe you drop your (beep) DC. - Ah, wait a minute!
- Wait up, hold on, - I ain't done! We ain't no damn busters! Nick, you lied to me! Who is this? You said we were gonna get Usher! (bell dinging) - [Chicos] Wait a minute, wait a minute. That was unfair. That was unfair. ♪ I'm down with the King ♪ ♪ But you're built like your daddy ♪ ♪ You just couldn't win ♪ ♪ It's the perfect example ♪ ♪ Of when you just put the tip in ♪ (crowd oohing) - Wow, wow. Mr. TI, I had nothing to do with that. I just want you to know. ♪ My dad's TI, we always
take the fly route ♪ ♪ When I played your music,
he put me in a time out ♪ (bell dinging) - Damn! Okay, what's up DC? DC and China, you ain't special there. ♪ In my motherland, we
got roaches everywhere ♪ ♪ Oh and back to you, Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ You could come to China too ♪ ♪ I could show you around ♪ ♪ Introduce you to my cousin, ♪ ♪ look at this panda I found ♪ (bell dinging) - Look. ♪ Aight, I like Chinese
food but you a fake friend ♪ ♪ So I'ma call you vodka
because this aint gin ♪ ♪ Timothy dela Ghetto, no that ain't him ♪ ♪ His new name is Lugz
'cause he a fake Tim ♪ (crowd cheering) - Big Mac, come on up here, Big Mac. ♪ Look, I said big fat (beep) ♪ ♪ Give a (beep) about a snickers ♪ ♪ Birkin bag whole bunch of
chocolate covered chickens ♪ ♪ 17 stomachs, it's a hideous scene ♪ ♪ Squeeze his titty and get a snack ♪ ♪ He a vending machine ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay.
- Get him, Mac. ♪ The fat jokes, that's
all you got so far ♪ ♪ Close your eye, it's Kendrick No-bars ♪ - Ooh! ♪ Everything you say, you say your noise ♪ ♪ He look like Snoop Dogg
when he died in Baby Boy ♪ Fat lives matter! Fat lives matter! - They do. They do. - DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah? - Cut the beat. (horn blaring) - Mimi, with you I would have a orgy. But all that plastic really bored me because your ass is faker
than Jusse Smollet's story. (bell dinging) - Hold up! Conceited! With that butt chin, you probably can hold hella Skittles. Looking like Lil' Romeo back
in the day when he was little. (buzzer buzzing) Conceited style is always late with your football pad shoulders and ballerina waist, boy. - All right, hold on. I'll just say one line to you and I'll leave you so finished. Ironic you mention little Romeo 'cause your mother's mouth has no limit. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Do like this, uh yo ♪ ♪ TNT, welcome to the show ♪ ♪ Congratulations y'all are going pro ♪ ♪ Without the draft y'all
ain't get no dough ♪ ♪ I guess NFL stands
for (beep) for the low ♪ (bell dinging) - I got it, I got it. Get the clap going, yo. ♪ Nick tow Cannons ♪ ♪ Somebody lied ♪ ♪ The only Nick we
respect is Nicki Minaj ♪ - What, okay. I was trying to go easy, aigh't aight. ♪ (Beep) you just said ♪ ♪ That was kinda raw ♪ ♪ Matter of fact ♪ ♪ You a gone star ♪ ♪ But I didn't know he was that tall ♪ ♪ When did Kevin Hart
start playing football ♪ (bell dinging) - That was a good one,
that was a good one. - [Man] Kinda looks like Kevin Hart. - No, no, no, no, bring his ass back. Yeah. Listen ♪ You must be dumb enough ♪ ♪ To try me with a jersey this size ♪ ♪ That could fit Bobby ♪ (bell dinging) - Hold on, come here Bobby. (laughing) Hey this gonna be funny. Look y'all, we got a wide
receiver, a running back, and Bobby as the football. (bell dinging) ♪ I don't know what's wrong with you ♪ ♪ (Beep) coming after me ♪ ♪ You a battle rapper that's really ♪ ♪ Battling your sexuality ♪ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) - (beep) this (beep) talking about. Out the way. - Justina, let me talk to you, Justina. I got something to say to her. I say, I say ♪ Justina, you aight with the flow ♪ ♪ But when you rap ♪ ♪ You sound whiter than
the rice in my bowl ♪ ♪ All I'm trying to say
is I would never smash ♪ ♪ Understand me ♪ ♪ If I took you home ♪ ♪ My pops would be like
you disgraced the family ♪ - Ooh.
- Sorry. - Okay, look, look. ♪ I'm like Jin ♪ ♪ You sounding like a hater ♪ ♪ I'll kill gin straight ♪ ♪ I don't even need a chaser ♪ ♪ Face it, now you ain't
nobody's favorite ♪ ♪ Y'all give it up for Tim
DelaGhetto's replacement ♪ (bell dinging) - Mope, let me get Mope. Mope. - Okay, okay. - Mope, hi. ♪ You know what Mope, I
don't want you to stop. ♪ ♪ You chipped your tooth
sucking your way to the top. ♪ Thank you.
(bell dinging) - Hitman, come here. Hitman, come here. Hitman. Okay. ♪ Five, six, seven eight ♪ ♪ Hitman it look like I bit concrete ♪ ♪ I'm just here to ask ♪ ♪ Can I borrow some teeth ♪ (buzzer buzzing)
♪ Just a little bit ♪ - And walk out them doors ♪ Why would I give you mine ♪ ♪ You couldn't keep up with yours ♪ (bell dinging) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek! - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. (horn blaring) Nick, don't try to stand
there and look all mean. We should just kill them
all using football teams. - Hold on, let me go
be in this baby mother. I leave her lyin on her paws and you know I'm from New York so she said there's something
giant in my drawers. - Hold on, and you said NFL stands for (beep) for the low. - That's what you said? - That rhyme was a stretch 'cause Mariah said NFL
stands for Nick finally left. (bell dinging) (crowd applauding) ♪ Uh uh, clap your hands yall ♪ ♪ Clap your hands yall ♪ ♪ Yo welcome to the family here on MTV ♪ ♪ But you're making a
mistake trying to battle me ♪ ♪ Matter fact I keep it
pertinent like an STD ♪ ♪ So step into me ♪ ♪ You don't wanna do that fella ♪ ♪ This the dude that gave herpes ♪ ♪ To everybody at Coachella ♪ (bell dinging) - I didn't go to Coachella. I promise. ♪ Nick, it's about to
get abusive in here ♪ ♪ 'cause unlike you my fans
love me for my music career ♪ (bell dinging) - Okay, okay. ♪ Now listen Travis ♪ ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Now I don't wanna style with you, look ♪ ♪ And I don't wanna get wild with you ♪ ♪ I'm too ready ♪ ♪ My bears heavy ♪ ♪ You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ I hate to do it because
I love young fly ♪ ♪ But why the fuck did MTV
let you remake How High ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ 'Cause listen close ♪ ♪ You little whore ♪ ♪ This is Wild'n Out,
this a black show (beep) ♪ ♪ This is not Jersey Shore, okay ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ I must say my trip to
the A has been exquisite ♪ ♪ I got to meet the Geico
caveman and the lizard ♪ (bell dinging) - And he walked away on them, walked away on them. - Let me tell you why
they call me a wizard. ♪ Don't push me ♪ ♪ 'cause I swip swap swap
on your mama's (beep) be ♪ - I got him, Trav. ♪ Hey yo DC, yo ♪ ♪ DC it's easy to catch you slipping ♪ ♪ You're so swim when you swim ♪ ♪ You're always skinny dipping ♪ ♪ You up here with a
body made of gelatin ♪ ♪ Your ass look like a
chocolate covered skeleton ♪ - Listen here! (buzzer buzzing) Aight, check this out. ♪ Listen Justina ♪ ♪ I'm tired girl ♪ ♪ Don't play with me ♪ ♪ Your ass so damn white ♪ ♪ You look like the little strip ♪ ♪ In the middle of the street ♪ (bell dinging) - Oh man, check out, this is funny. ♪ Man I ain't gonna lie ♪ ♪ With a head like that you
really got me stressed ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's the first
time I ever seen a bullet ♪ ♪ With a bulletproof vest ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪ Spoken for the Bama
this whole squad's trash ♪ ♪ Matter of fact you need a job ♪ ♪ You should put them on the cast ♪ ♪ Pretty much what I'm saying ♪ ♪ Is that it ain't no joke ♪ ♪ Gifts spoke it raises everything ♪ ♪ 'cause this (beep) broke ♪ (bell dinging) - All right. ♪ Now back in the day
you played football ♪ ♪ You can remember ♪ ♪ But since you played football ♪ ♪ Your favorite position
was center (beep) ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - Hey DJ! Stop that (beep) Stop that (beep) Stop that (beep) Come on! You already know. How the hell your name Spoken Reason, you ain't said (beep)
funny the whole damn show. Move! (bell dinging) Where I'm at, where I'm at? - Whoah, let me tell you something. I'm funny and you dead. (beep) you look crazy (beep) you got a booty tat in the
middle of your forehead. - Hey yo, let me talk to him.
- Hold on, E-man. (buzzer buzzing)
Hold on. Hold on, E-man. One thing, one thing, just to get this during asking all them questions I took the will, you play the bitch. - Ooh! - All right that's cool.
(buzzer buzzing) - E-man, and Spoken Reasons. Here we go. You wanna tell the people why
we never did another video? Five years, tired of being merciful. Nick, I know this is Wild Style but this one is personal, you feel me? - Okay (beep) - Yeah I remember asking
all them questions? You know it came with a big check until he snatched it fro me. Then he went missing and
started acting funny. He did a movie doing comedy,
you know, acting funny. To tell the truth Nick, I
really wanna smack this dummy. But you telling me to chill, questions with small change, I'm still spinning she ratchet money. Now listen. Act stupid. I know you mad clueless. The only reason you on this show 'cause my name is attached to it. So I'ma put you in your place. Your most viewed video
shows nothing but my face. (bell dinging) So tell the people
right now fore I get mad and start to rise. You got a chance to clear your name right now (beep) apologize. (crowd applauding) - Now, E-man, E-man, there's a lot of hostility in the room. - That's a fact. - We could start a fight. I had to call your mommma to put you in your first video with me. (beep) I put you on your first flight. - Boy we about to get on your ass. (buzzer buzzing) Boy we about to get on your ass. - Can I say something to you? You're just one of a million loser dudes. Black lives matter, but
not so much you, okay? Get him out. (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Red squad, we on another level ♪ ♪ DJ, won't you turn up the treble ♪ ♪ Yo, about to get hot like a kettle ♪ ♪ This ain't PNB rock ♪ ♪ It's PNB pebble ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ But yo Nick, you sound jealous ♪ ♪ You really think you're hot dog ♪ ♪ 'cause you got the
ketchup, mustard and relish ♪ - Go ahead E, let's go. - Five dog, hot, that was a bar. - Let's go. - Don't fire me. I love you. Somebody up please 'fore he fire me. - Nick don't. - What you want? ♪ Let me tell you something you weenie ♪ ♪ You out here looking like
a damn Jamaican genie ♪ (bell dinging) - Aight, aight. ♪ Hitman, who you fucking
with, the red squad ♪ ♪ We some snipers ♪ ♪ Why you look like you bout to go ♪ ♪ And your baby mama some diapers ♪ ♪ Be right back ♪ (buzzer buzzing) - That was funny. - Eh, it's kinda shaky. ♪ Excuse me, pardon me ♪ ♪ When I look at you all I
can see is a clogged artery ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ You say that, that I'm fat ♪ ♪ I say yeah that is true ♪ ♪ But if I laid on my belly ♪ ♪ I'd still be taller than you ♪ - Hold on. ♪ Hey, Bobby J, you don't need
to wear that outfit no more ♪ ♪ You look like you do
security at a toy store ♪ - No, don't go nowhere, Chico. No, don't do that. All right, listen. ♪ All them damn short
jokes really need to stop ♪ ♪ Put your head down ♪ ♪ Nothing like a big toe
hanging out of a sock ♪ ♪ Aha, aha ♪ ♪ Shuler come here Shuler ♪ ♪ Hey listen ♪ ♪ I said ♪ ♪ You got iguana eyes
and you are so black ♪ ♪ You are a crossbreed of
Kevin Hart and Bernie Mack ♪ (bell dinging) (crowd applauding) ♪ That is facts ♪ (horn blowing) ♪ Uh uh ♪ ♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪ ♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪ ♪ Freestyle, I don't know who want this ♪ ♪ Coming up, Chico, you
don't wanna test kit ♪ ♪ But I'ma get it like
this on the next vic ♪ ♪ I don't know if you're a
tattoo artist or convicts ♪ - Okay, all right. Hey Nick, Hey Nick. ♪ My vest is bulletproof ♪ ♪ It's tough and manly looking ♪ ♪ But your vest look like it's
made out of loveseat cushion ♪ - You really feel that way? (laughing) Aight, aight. ♪ Yo, Chico dog, you're gonna
need to look a little closer ♪ ♪ This one's for bullets,
that's for super soakers ♪ ♪ The jokes are the closer ♪ ♪ You wanna get with it ♪ ♪ I could take this (beep) back ♪ ♪ To fashion over quickly ♪ ♪ I'ma tell you this, I'ma
tell you off the top ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon is the one and
you know I got that guac ♪ ♪ I could buy your (beep) ♪ ♪ I could buy his (beep) ♪ ♪ I could buy they shop ♪ ♪ And then buy your (beep) ♪ - Okay, all right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. ♪ He been practicing ♪ ♪ He been practicing ♪ ♪ He been practicing ♪ ♪ He been practicing ♪ - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ] Yo. - Cut the beat. (horn blaring) Hey Big Mac. I know you're really mad that they had to put shorty on you. I know they say the camera adds 10 pounds but man you got about 40 on you. - Hold up, hold up. Conceited, you need to
really stay in your place. 'Cause with that body, you really look like young MA in the face. (bell dinging) - That wasn't a great flip. Hamburgers, that's what he kissed. You're so big, he has a size 34 wrist. And it's bizarre, you're
wearing a chain with keys but never owned a car. And your teeth are too
green, who's seeing, this chain is so fake, looks like your mommy
bedazzled a shoestring. - All right, all right. Give it up for the white man, that bar was a killer. But I'm not gonna take no disrespect from a hillbilly that be
(beep) his own sister. (crowd oohing) (bell dinging) - When I'm rapping, I can come back, kid and I never F'd my sister, she's not even attractive. (bell dinging) - Hold on. You talking about you wanna
(beep) your own sister? Man, yes you do. Up here looking like
Shaggy from Scooby Doo. - Refrain, he's lame, you like Steve Harvey's keychain. You're so small, your rat
name should be .03 Chainz. Mayday, mayday, maylay, you look like Ray-J if he
dropped out of eighth grade. - Hold on, hold on, hold on! (bell dinging) (horn blaring) ♪ Yo YFN Lucci ♪ ♪ We don't (beep) with you ♪ ♪ Like we don't (beep) with Gucci ♪ ♪ I know you came with some killers ♪ ♪ Yo I hope they don't shoot me ♪ ♪ 'cause your mom gave me so much (beep) ♪ ♪ I called her poofy ♪ - Look how is it? (bell dinging) That ain't nice, man. ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Okay little hotties in the street ♪ ♪ YFN Lucci ♪ ♪ Nick, you're a pussy ♪ ♪ YFN coochie ♪ (bell dinging) - Plain and simple, I get you, I get you. - Hey yo Bobby, look, look, look. ♪ Hey yo Bobby ♪ ♪ You gotta be bothered ♪ ♪ With the face of a father
and the body of a toddler ♪ ♪ You probably need your mama ♪ ♪ 'cause you a little chump ♪ ♪ This what your baby look like ♪ ♪ When you just got a little pump ♪ - Oh, all right. All right, all right. ♪ You got me good with
the body of a toddler ♪ ♪ But let's be real, you the one ♪ ♪ that got the face of a father ♪ - My makeup's not good? Okay. - Not at all, okay, you look like It. ♪ That was cute but your
rhymes are never too tight ♪ ♪ Career's like your body ♪ ♪ It'll never reach new heights ♪ ♪ I bet not a single
person here follows you ♪ ♪ Pre (beep) baby ♪ ♪ Your mom should have (beep) you ♪ - All right. All right. Clips front and center. Look. ♪ Clips I'm tired of you talking shit ♪ ♪ I know you a pretender ♪ ♪ Your girl left you
'cause you always taking ♪ ♪ Other girls to dinner ♪ ♪ Now here's my question ♪ ♪ Why you always going out
to eat when you creep ♪ ♪ It's like you put
the word eat in cheat ♪ ♪ You also put the word eat in treats ♪ ♪ You just stop eating meat ♪ ♪ Eat some beets and wheat ♪ (bell dinging) - I see what you was doing. That was crazy, that was crazy. - Hey, hey. ♪ Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ I know you bout to go insane ♪ ♪ The red rag here, he
represent the playground gang ♪ - No, uh uh no. See, and you supposed to be my boy. That's hurt, that hurt. - I'm your boy. Your father.
♪ You supposed to be my boy ♪ ♪ You really two faced ♪ ♪ Why you up here built
like a rolling suitcase ♪ - Uh huh, okay. He said a rolling suitcase. ♪ Well boy you need to stay it on ♪ ♪ If I'm built like a roller suitcase ♪ ♪ You built like a carry on ♪ (crowd applauding) - You just mad you can't
fit in the overhead! (bell dinging)
(horn blaring)
